No one on this board is old enough to know what this device is

It's called a slave

>>726202414
In the UK a Crooklok, or a Stoplock.

>tfw you remember driving cars with no column locks or electronic immobilisers

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Basketball hoop?

my iphone?

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>>726202414

looks like a lock you put on a car steering wheel

I ain't seen a club in fucking ages.

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>>726202995
>>726203044

good job oldfags

Steering wheel lock ya bunch of faggots

>>726202414
What if i'm so old, i'm wondering why you 'don't' see them anymore.

>>726202414
Its a goant flashing neon sign that says "No porchmonkeys are allowed to use my hoop"

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anyone?

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>>726202414
You must call Pennsylvania 6-5000 on this phone in order to participate in this thread.

>>726202414

Niggers number 1 public enemy?

>>726202414
Do yu haite me?

>>726202414
its a fuck off niggers device that can also be used to kill people when road rage strikes

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>>726203044
>>726203411
>>726203599
this is now a dubs bread

>>726202414
THe club

>>726203706
o shit, I remember those ads!

I don't remember anybody ever actually trying to sell that shit, though, do you?

>>726203879
i think i recall asking them for a catalog once... or maybe I'm confusing that from one of the times our school pimped its students out as door to door salesmen

>>726202414
My family had the knock off brand "car bar"

I broke it when i attempted to use it as a an actual club

>>726203967
Yeah, I remember selling those shitty off-brand candy bars for school, too.

Its a club, I work at an autozone in Detroit and I sell like 5 of these a week. We're currently out of stock actually haha

>>726203218
>What if i'm so old, i'm wondering why you 'don't' see them anymore.
Newer cars that use electronic ignition with antitheft interlocks unlocked by a coded microchip on the key. US car thefts dropped by half from 1990 to 2010, partly from this, and have leveled off since then.

>>726204101
>detroit
kek
probably their hottest sales market

>>726202414
>>726203096
Yeah, why don't I see them any more? Niggers still steal cars right?

>>726202539
Top Kek

>>726204314
Because modern cars have steering lock built in and even that doesn't do shit

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>>726202539
You won teh interwebz

>>726204314
>>726204314
>>726204314

because people figured out you can just cut the steering wheel

>>726204544
>cut the steering wheel
I have serious reservations about the validity of this claim. I've never, ever seen or heard of this being done.

I had a club on my steering wheel last year. State of Ohio put it on after I got 2 DUI's n one night.

>>726204664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cYXigh6Jug

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>>726205289
You know, having bent wheels in crashes, and even towing a car by the steering wheel, I would never have guessed it would be this easy, or maybe cars in the 80's had proper steel in the wheels, not flimsy tubing. Are thy picking on Camry's for a reason?

I'm 20 and i have one of these in my car, eat a dick nerd

>>726202414

Any 30+ in here or am I the only one? First browsed /b/ when I was 19 living at home, would stay up all night because I was jobless. I'm now 32, living at home and I stay up all night browsing /b/ because I'm jobless.

>>726205485
camry used to be the most stolen car in the usa. the 89-91 camrys were hot on the stolen market for a long ass time (probably for parts)

>>726202414

lowjack.

>>726202414
The Basket Protector

>>726205860
try 22 and 35

>>726205860
34 here. lived life on my own for several years as a semi normie, but I've been jobless 6 years and i moved back with my parents a little over a year ago.

going to give life another shot soon. hope it's not too late.

>>726208496
are you me?

>>726209154
yep

>>726208496
dont feel bad. im 28 and i live with my parents, lost my job due to lower back issues and then my truck broke. where i live theres hardly any jobs.

>>726203347
Ha! My old household number was Yukon 2-2648.

Good times.

>>726203613
Some of us who don't suck ass still use tube amps today.

>>726209154
but seriously... what's your story?

>>726202414
Basketball goal u jackass. Check em

>>726202414

Hoopfork.

>>726205860
27, close.

>>726202414

Its a basketball silencer.

Essential if you happen to live within a block of a hoop.

Just lock that sucker up and get your afternoon nap in peace while the neighborhood kids stand staring and dumbfounded..

>>726202414
i guess your going to have to be a football player now son

It's a anti theft device.. you put the thing in your steering wheel lol

>>726214038

no its obviously a basketball stopping device.

>>726206246
Still are.
Camry, Corolla, Accord, Civic...
Economy Jap cars will always be top of the list.

>>726202414
those devices are designated 'cotton pickers'

Das ist eine LENKRADWEGFAHRSPERRE!!!

Sieg Heil!

>>726203218
Because they never worked. Takes 10 minutes to saw through a club. It's hardened steel.

But, it only takes about 10 seconds to saw through the steering wheel and slide the club right off.

They were a gimmick from the start. The only deterrent was that your car took 10 seconds longer than the one next to it.

>>726202414
das boot

>>726202414
A nigger

>>726202414
farm equipment

>>726203096
I've still got one.

>>726203347
Garfield 1 23 23.

>>726202414
im 31 and i have one for my truck still.

>>726203066
you're correct.

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>>726202414

>>726203295
blue blockers ! Best rapper ever.