What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

Show us the bear

>>726195259
I frotted with a kid in elementary school when I was 5.

>>726195259
I licked my toilet clean for a dirty stranger online..

>>726195259
At least I wasn't the only one who did that. Used to fill the pouch meant for a voice repeater with lotion and go to town.

>>726195259
These fuckin amateurs lol

>>726195259
vanilla really, stole a pair of panties from a close female friend and put them into my gfs drawer and she wore them without even realising.
they weren't washed.

jizzed in my half-brother's mouth when he was a toddler

>>726195971
That is awesome

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Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her.

>>726196085
She probably killed herself

>>726196085
Call now, we must know the truth

>>726195490
This was years ago, it's in a landfill somewhere now

>>726196085
wow man you have no soul bro like damn

>>726195259
I jerked off into a chick's bottle of bodywash so she would rub my cum into her skin every time she took a shower.

>>726196085
Copypasta

>>726196076
thanks anon, there was a bit more if you want to hear it.

>>726196085
Holy shit how do you live with yourself?

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>>726195259
Nobody going to mention that this is CP?

>>726196425
Lay it on me

>>726196520
No because it's not, you fucking newfag

>>726195259
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŒÔÖÕDS

>>726196331
This. I have an old screenshot of the original post on my laptop somewhere.

>>726196643
>>726196520
Summer already? Man the seasons change fast

>>726196520
Honestly, how can you be so insensitive? Not every little-titty having girl is underage. Jesus, what a fucking judgemental asshole..

1) Jerked off into a sandwich before heating in microwave and giving it to hot coworker who I had crush on.
2) Used to work in hotel. Used to sneak into hot girls rooms when I knew they were gone and jerk off onto their dirty panties/pillow cases/shoes/toothbrushes
3) Stole 1k from a dying old man I was taking care of.

>>726196831
Cool man

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>>726195259
>be 18
>senior year
>be art fag
>draw live models time to time
>slut friend wants to pose for me
>refuse, didn't want to start shit with my gf
>eventually gf is cool with it.
>in basement
>she brought a friend
>they both got naked
>whyaretheareolassofuckingbig.png
>secretly filmed them
>ff a few months
>older brother is now dating the slut
>mfw

>be me
>2 years ago
>at the mall eating chick fil a
>finished, gotta piss
>somebody left a Samsung Galaxy note 3 on the toilet paper dispenser
>mine now
>wiped the hard drive, downloaded a fuck ton of Porn on that thing. After messing with my ipod touch 4th gen all the time, this was like watching Porn on the big screen
>confessed this to a priest in confession, he told me to take it to the lost and found at the mall
>that was like a year ago, that woman would never even think to look there for it.
>held onto it for a little while longer before falling on hard times and selling it to a pawn shop for like 60 bucks.
I still feel pretty shitty about that one.

>>726195259
Sauce

>>726196831
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>726196507
>>726196291
>>726196210
>>726196186
It's old spaghetti

>>726197160
It's mom's spaghetti?

>>726196846
Stealing from the elderly is literally the lowest fucking thing you can do. Fuck you anon you dirt bag piece of shit

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>>726196315

>>726197311
He was dying and it was an insurance claim from a small dent in his car from a cable guy. I was getting paid $80 a day to clean up his shit and take care of him. I feel bad for it, but it wasn't like he missed it. Plus, I prolly bought some sweet new shoes or something.

>>726195650
>frotted
???

>>726195650
I'm always curious to ask this. How you even put yourself in a situation like that in elementary school?

>>726196710
It's actually Spring faggot

>>726197522
rubbing dicks together, iirc

>>726197534
The joke is all the stupid kids in school are coming around because of summer vacation you moron

>>726195716
that's pretty gross anon.

I'm into degredation but you're taking it too far.

Jerked off to pictures and videos my 16 year old sister sent on snapchat to her bf. She fell asleep with her phone on and in her hand. Scrolled up and found a slew of vids... Fingering herself in the shower and in bed. Pretty ashamed of it tbh. Not my proudest fap.

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>>726195259
>Stuffing a bear

ITT: Scumbags call other anons scumbags

>>726195259
>had 3 brothers, 2 younger 1 older
>older brother died in car accident
>brother slightly younger than me is a dick
>doesn't come to funeral
>his girlfriend does though
>comes over to my place afterward
>conversation turns to what a prick younger bro is
>she ends up getting my cock in her for a few hours thanks to beer
>next day youngest brother's girlfriend comes to whine
>youngest brother has been locked up again
>got caught stealing stereos
>why can't he stay out of jail anon?
>why can't he just get a job and be like you?
>dunno. have a beer.
>two hours later she's doggy on my bed
>big fucking tits swaying
>grab handfuls and pound hard
>cum inside
>brother gets out of lockup months later to find he's having a kid
>date of conception is spot on
The day of and after my older bro's funeral, I fucked my younger bros' girlfriends and got one pregnant. The kid is 11 now and looks just fucking like me. And the thing I feel worst about is that my own brother is that stupid.

>>726197508
Kek, well if you're wiping the dudes ass and he didn't miss it then I guess it is what it is.

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>>726196085
You sound like a dumb kid with this edge crap.

>>726197692
I would have done the same thing. Its disgusting but its normal.

>>726197788
i'd beat you to a pulp if you were my bro

>>726197692
You did the right thing anon. Had you not, your post today would have been one of regret. Sleep well little angel.

>>726195259
MODS MODS MODS

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>>726197788
Top Kek, but seriously though you're a low life piece of shit.

>>726195716
As long as the toilet wasn't filthy....

>>726197992
They've each fucked my girlfriends at one time or another. The only decent one of us is dead. Haven't talked to either of the other two in 8 years. Fuck 'em.

>>726196085
As an artist and a decent human being, I really want to kick your ass. That being said... Fucking savage.

>>726195259
Poured the milk before my cereal.

>>726198307
What the fuck dude

>>726195259
im not sure if this is the most degenerate thing i've done but i did meth last night, took some xanax to go to sleep around 6am but i ended up just laying in bed masturbating for 13 hours. slept for 5 hours and now here i am

>>726198390
>masturbating for 13 hours
post a picture of your dick, it would be raw if this was true.

>>726198390
LOL your brain will be mush in no time. Good luck living like a retard very soon.

>>726198390
you should probably switch meth for something else

fucked my gf while her 6 & 8yo sisters watched us, did it several times

i decided to college

>>726197788
do you do birthday parties?

>>726198500
I masturbated for 6 hours once, edging about 30 times, uncut though so no rawness necessary

>>726196710
>implying it hasn't "been summer" for the last 3 years

Pretty much blamed my 4 year old daughter for everything wrong in my life and why I have no money after child support garnishments to afford my own place no matter how hard I work. I was drunk one night and told my little brother that I hope the little cunt and her cunt mother die in a car crash so I can have a second chance at having a normal family, and that I hate her. I haven't seen her since last July after she told me she hated me and I busted her ass so bad it bruised. I don't regret any of the things I've said or my feelings of resentment towards her. I know I'm not supposed to feel like this and this isn't normal but I cant help it. I told my brother I used to be pro life until I saw first hand how a child can destroy your life. Don't ever have kids /b/

>>726198666
post a pic

>>726195259
the op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6vjp9E3VOs

>>726198307
MODS!!!!

>>726198605
Nah. I left the state 8 years ago and never went back. Couldn't be happier. Don't wanna chance ruining it getting back into contact with that bunch.

>>726195259
My gf was and still is into wet and messy.

One night during summer vacation, she was home alone and wanted me to mess her up.

I got a fuckton of sugar-free chocolate pudding mix, a bunch of bananas, cool whip, a bunch of buckets, a turkey baster, and some pie crusts.

She had an old kiddie pool we washed out to use for our fun.

We spent an entire day in her parent's garage, her sitting nude in the pool, with me "making" her do embarrassing things, like pour pudding over herself, roll around in it, fuck herself with a banana and let me eat it, fuck herself with a banana and then she'd eat it.

I took the turkey baster, filled it with pudding, used it to fill her pussy and then ate her out. She screamed like a banshee and loved every minute of it. The big finale was doing the turkey baster to her again, making her cum into one of the pie crusts, topping it with cool whip and smoshing it into her face and mine. It ended with a doggy style fucking in the pool and her licking my cock clean.

Planning to propose this summer.

>>726198911
Just make sure she doesn't fuck the wedding cake.

>>726198221
what the fuck dude. What kind of white trash environment do you come from

>>726198575
Intrigued

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>>726198911

>>726198983
nice

>>726198996
Probably Louisiana.

>>726196279
That's convenient.
As usual, op is being a faggot.

>>726198740
goddamn, kill yourself my man ;)

>>726199127
lol i was gonna say the same!!

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>>726198911
>mfw I read the last line as

>Planning to prolapse this summer.

>>726199127
My bets on Alabama

>>726195716
That makes you retarded

>>726196085
unoriginal cunt

I voted for Trump because of this forum. He's an absolute idiot. I legitimately thought you guys were telling but you literally won him the election. Without 4chan and Reddit, I 190% guarantee we would not be in this fucking mess.

>>726198996
My guess

Kentucky
West Virginia

>>726195650
Holy fuck same, in the toilets.

>>726199156
You first, faggot. :)

>>726198983
Thank you for an idea on how to spend our honeymoon.

>>726199346
Bait

>>726198681
>implying you're not a cock sucking faggot.
>implying you've never been anally raped by niggers

>>726195259
Came in my friends sister's panties

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>>726197534
BEING THIS NEW

I put ketchup on my dick and had my next door neighbor's dog lick it off. The dog wasnt really into it that much. I think that's the second worst thing I've ever done.

>>726195259

her name is Allison Dillard, she's not underage, not even remotely close, she just has "deformed" tits, they are lopsided and do not develop

>>726199626
What was the worst?

>>726199668
I can never say.

>>726199346
Go back to your Tumblr blog about rape culture, you blue haired retard

>>726199523
Was she wearing them at the time?

>>726199628
Sauce or more pics

>>726199718
Well fuck off then

>>726199718
Don't be a bitch about it, who are we gonna tell?

>be 14
>on holiday
>walk into hotel bedroom first day
>open up clothes drawer
>find girls clothing (bathers, underwear etc..)
>later that night be horny
>go to bathroom with clothes
>put them on and jack off into sink

> 13 years later still feel shame

>>726199156
Yeah, fuck you dude. You try raising a kid these days. Nobody gives a shit about dads. We're made to feel like we don't even matter, not to mention the dhs is weaponized against men, and all the courts side with the woman every single time. If you don't have a really cool woman you're dealing with, you might as well throw in the towel. You're gonna see the kid once every two weeks and the kid isn't going to give a shit about you. You're gonna be broke from child support so you can't take the kid out to do anything fun, and no woman wants to be with a single father. I went the entire year of me being 21 without getting laid. I had sex maybe 4 times in 3 and a half years, one of them was a 50 something year old man. My life is fucked. Fuck kids.

>>726199628
I remember when she was doxed. At the tiee she was 14 and the pictures were 2 years old.

>>726199895
Pics or it didn't happen

>>726199626
>>>726199626 (You)
>What was the worst?

I also jizzed in the next door neighbor's panties when I would go over there. Pulled them out of her hamper, jizzed in them, and then threw them back in there. She was a year younger than me, so she was probably like 14 at the time but she was a decent looking black chick.

I also stole at least a pair and then a couple years later my mom found them along with a Polaroid of my cock I had scanned into the computer to send to chicks on the internet. This was before people had smartphones.

I had sex in the missionary opposition for a purpose other than procreation.

>>726200005
I also caught my mom sleeping on her bed in her panties with her legs spread, so you could see her pussy pretty well through and around her panties. So I jerked off to it. Not proud about it, but I dont blame myself for doing it.

>>726199907
It wasn't until I put "no kids" on my pof profile that women finally started to talk to me. Now I have a friend with benefits that I'm hoping turns into something serious. She doesn't know about my daughter and I will never tell her. I had to delete my Facebook account to hide from the shame of my family members asking how the little one is doing.

>>726200124

you son of a bitch!

>>726199895
>bathers
perthfag?

>>726200124
Thats fucked up yo

>>726199033
did it when their parents were gone and she was babysitting them. did it on the living room couch while they were on the other one watching tv before their bed time, lights were off but they could still easily see everything.

>>726199975
camera phones weren't even a thing back then
and digital cameras were expensive as fuck

>>726200124
fucking degenerate

>>726200220
kek. Adelaide

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Question:

>Any Vegasfags here?
>What is the going rate/guidlines for escorts?
>Any benefits to staying on/off strip? Freemont St.?
>Lets say I want her to do some weird shit or possibly have another one in the mix, I know I'm supposed to be up front but what is the line? Is it like, if it's legal and doesnt hurt anyone but you? Or is it strip club rules?

Any advice would help?

For me:

>Sold a gun (legally) and used most of the money I made to buy drugs

>>726200307
that explains it

>>726195259
When I was a teen, I took video and pictures of my mom cheating on my dad. Hours and hours of videos, hundreds of pics. I was fapping to them at first, but then, in fantasy at first, then in reality... I used them to blackmail mom into dumping her lover and fuck me instead. Dad had a really good job. I fucked her for years until dad died in a car wreck. Turns out she never got a taste for me, the blackmail was the only thing keeping our sex thing together. Relationship with my mom disintegrated when my dad died too.

>>726199907
wait so first of all you're gay?

also, the kid is feeling the negative vibes man and it's seriously fucking them in the head, maybe irreversibly at this point. What about the kids man?...

Also why you would have a kid under age 20 i just don't know

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>>726195259

>Have cute sweet wonderful girlfriend
>Likes me too cook her dinner
>Being the freak I am I cum in her food
>She doesn't notice
>Months go by with me jacking off in her food
>Soups, pasta, stir fry... I cum in it all
>Cant explain why but it thrills me
>After 6 months girlfriend dumps me
>Says she wants to be with someone else
>My heart is broken
>I lie and say I'm ok and I'm happy for her
>Ask her over for one last meal
>She agrees and requests pasta with marinara
>Accidentally cut myself while dicing onions
>I'm inspired
>That night she ate my blood, cum, sweat and tears
>She says it's the best I've ever made
>I explain that the secret is in the sauce

>>726196044
how old were you at the time?

Like, a decade ago when I still lived at home with my abusive asshole dad, he came home from work screaming at me about stupid petty bullshit just for the sake of being pissed off. He had two Jack Russell terriers. They liked to eat shit. I go around to the side of the house and take a shit in the grass. I lead the dogs to the log I just laid. They hesitate and look at me like they want my permission. "no no, it's okay this time dogs, go ahead and eat up." soon enough, they devour the whole fucking thing. I run back in the house and as I'm entering my room I catch a glimpse of the dogs jumping up into my dads lap and licking his face as he screamed, "GET OFF ME DOGS! YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!!" best laugh I ever had

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>>726200652

>>726200726
31

>>726200742
Epic. You are awesome.

idk if this counts but im ashamed of it.
when i was like 14 i used to hang out with this girl next door who was like 8 years old and one time i made a joke w/ her that her dad was cheating on her mom even tho i didnt even fuckin know her parents. Her dad walks into the room and she immediately points to him and yells "you're cheating on mama!" with a really sad expression and he just fuckin glares right at me and never let me hang out with her again lol I

He also told the other neighbors about it and they always gave me dirty looks for like the rest of my fuckin days in that neighborhood

>>726200615
I was curious. I was 19 and she was the second girl I had ever been with. She claimed to be on birth control which was a lie

>>726200886
Did you ever fuck around with her?

>>726195650
I would compare in kindergarten.

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Posted on 4chan looking for meetups
Anyways~
16 m bottom virgin here, looking to have fun on discord or even meet up~
I'm going to Hawaii this break so if you live there and want to break me in, add me~
My discord user is Jeanie

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invited a girl over "just as friends" to smoke some weed
not only did we smoke like 4 grams but i also gave her sleeping pills with her food
when she was asleep i groped her for about 1 hour
i realised she wouldn't wake up soon ( i was actually slapping her and shouting at her to test that )
put my penis in her mouth, realised that a blowjob is garbage when the girl is passed out
started fucking her
felt fucking great, was still high so it was even better
filmed her aswell
came 3 times that night
she didn't even notice when she woke up
planning to do it again...

>>726200966
Yes, but I'm not ashamed of it, which it why I didnt mention it first.

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>>726195259
>>726195259
honestly

screwing up a marriage that was gonna happen, fucked this girl behind her bf of 6 years back..

I've done some messed up things but they've never fucked lives up like this did

>>726200742
Well done Sir

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>>726200652
kek

>>726201012
>inb4 underage ban

>>726201012
almost forgot code
it's Jeanie#8497

>>726201014
Video faggot?

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>>726199733

I am really loving this thread.

>>726197018
>found in bathroom
>that woman
Tits or gtfo

Consider it atonement for stealing

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>>726201177
kek no
> post proof of illegal actions just for my entertainment
also its my one and only, my precious
i wont share it

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>>726200742
That is like, the most amazing thing I have ever heard.. Bravo anon.

>>726200000

>>726199999

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>>726200652
psycho/10

>>726201342
Her background was a picture of her and three black kids, i went through her pictures and she had a black husband. There's no pics anymore, that phone is long gone.

>went through my sister's phone
>found folder of dick pics
>took one of mine and put it in folder
>found nude of sister
>still fap to it regularly

>>726201540
share!

>>726195259
gave a pretty boy a handjob in public at school

well that or taking girly hormones

>>726197561
Of course you remember correctly you massive faggot

>>726201540
Post that shit

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hi

Where do I begin

Have sucked my own dick and came in my mouth and swallowed, and have given myself a facial on multiple occasions

Sneaked into a strangers house one Halloween night and stole some medication which I found out was for heart disease

Shit in a pencil box at my friends house and left it in a drawer in an otherwise empty, unused room and they didn't find it for months and they blamed his brother

Had dog lick my cock and asshole a couple times

I've had brother-sister incest roleplaying sex

Used to make fake facebook profiles and cause big drama at my school all the time

Went to roof of my old school and jacked off of it

Theres probably more

>>726201342
And it was a unisex bathroom, at first I wasn't sure what you were getting at

>>726200481
Now that I think about it, this is not at all degenerate to /b/tards, is it? This is more of a /b/tard "I wish I thought of/ did that.", right?

>>726200829
Top
Kek

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>>726201393
>Talks about fuckin a chick while shes asleep and records it
>Doesn't wanna share because anon is a faggot

>>726201612
yeah, that's pretty fucking degenerate

>>726196425
Yeah me too. Panties =awesome

>>726201620
>and they blamed his brother
best part

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>>726195490

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this is her

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>>726201676
this is her
just imagine, i can't post it thats like double illegal
and im a good noodle

>>726201729
Kek

>>726201736
Context please

>>726201643
Fuck, oh well, your atonement still requires your tits with time stamp

>>726198575
Want to greentext some, anon?

Creepshotted my 15 year old classmate in highschool back when the iphone 4 first came out

>>726197788
serves the dumb cunt right

Fucked my sister's 15 year old friend when I was 19

That's not too bad but I got a lot of shit for it

When my daughter was still a toddler, I took showers with her because I didn't trust her to take a bath alone without drowning herself. She started playing with my dick and rubbing it and I didnt stop her. I hadn't been laid in a while, a very long while. that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

>>726201893
By creepshot I mean upskirt, who knew 15 year olds worr black thongs

>>726201612
Kys faggot do not use pics of this piece of shit

In a period where I spiraled into degeneracy with /gif/'s "webms that make you want to suck dick", I used to go on Grindr to let guys hit on me without ever following through.

One time my girlfriend was at her parents and it was like 3am at night and I went on Grindr. This guy started messaging me and I ended up biking to a meetup point, got in his car, sucked his dick until he came into my mouth. I was in the passenger seat and he was in the drivers seat and I just leaned over the center console. His hand reaches around and fingered my ass.

A week later we did it again, but he kept asking to fuck me. I kept saying no and then continue blowing him. He was fingering my ass again like last time. Eventually he said he wanted to cum and he'll just do it rubbing his dick on my ass. We got out of his car and I bent over the trunk of the car. He got behind me and rubbed his dick on my asshole. He kept pushing against my ass and his dick slipped inside me, I moaned and he started fucking me. He came in less than 5 minutes and he said he was going home. The feeling of ultimate degeneracy for me was watching him drive off and me pulling up my pants to bike back home. I didn't even cum. I never did it again, but I've fapped to the memory

>>726196085
I love you, want your penis sucked?

Picked up a young Hmong runaway and fucked her like crazy for three days while I kept promising to help her out. Then dumped her and drove off before she knew what was going on

>>726197311

They gonna die soon so who gives a shit

>>726201789
Good on you Anon for raping a stupid bitch that was passed out

Came to my younger sister's pussy when she fell asleep and her shorts moved over for a full blown view...Came buckets for a week

>>726201620
Cont.

Stole panties from friend's kid sister's room and used them to jack off

Somebody rolled dubs one time and I had to put shit on my tongue

Told ex-gf to kill herself and join her recently dead sister in hell

I cant think of anymore right now. I also want to make a disclaimer that I did all this in my young, edgy days. Now I am a fine upstanding member of society ;))))

>>726201840
Nigga it's 3:17 in the morning, im not getting up to turn on the lights and take a picture of my man book and draw up a time stamp, this thread is gold and im going to see this through until the end lol

>>726195259
>>726195259
Me too, it was a gorilla, mummy found it.

>>726201880
honestly im not sober(on drugs) and typing and thinking is hard. iw ould but i just cant right now sry lol.

>>726201789
its all good im just fuckin with yea she looks pretty cute though good shit

>>726195259
I was over at my buddies house one time and had to take a shit. His Daughter's panties were laying on the bathroom floor in front of the bathtub. She was like 8 or 9 give or take and so I was shitting just staring at the panties on the floor for the longest time then my dirty thoughts kicked in.. so I picked them up and I smelled the crotch. I put them back exactly how I found them and I never said a word about it until this moment. That is definitely the most degenerate thing i've ever done.

>>726201393
lol k faggot then it never happened!

>>726201957
How can you live with yourself? I did something along these lines and it haunts me. I couldnt even type it in here.

>>726202110
Fucking faggot show me your tits

>>726202236
people like you are on this board?

.....fuck

I thought most people on here were just joking around

>>726201957
That's fucking hot. As she got older did she remember touching you, or was it just a one time thing?

>>726201789
Riecht also nach Maggie.. Interessant

>>726195259
who is she?

>>726202090
As you should!

>>726195259
I've injected bath water in my urethra and forced to pass through urinal sphincter.
>I got an urinal infection.

>Be 16 year old me
>Have rich friend
>Rich friend can be a prick but nothing too insane
>I am mistaken
>Wealthy guy proceeded to be a prick about my home life
>"haha ur moms a druggie u can't afford shit hahaaaa"
>This continues for months
>Enough.jpg
>Snatch a handful of money from his wallet when he isn't looking

I've been doing this for a couple years now and this guy is still known for being a huge fuckhead, so he kind of deserves it. I never got more than $20 but I only stick around to take his money.

>>726202322
I think the important question is if Daddy got hard since his baby girl was playing with his dick? Did you Daddy?>>726202322

>>726195259
1. Stole $6,000 from my families trust fund (got caught and had to return it, goddammit...)
2. Between 7th-12th grade, creep on all my younger sisters female friends. If they came over to spend the night, I'd hover over them while they slept, go through their overnight bag, smell/wear their tiny little panties.
3. Found car keys, eye glasses, wallets, purses while walking around in public; destroy or throw away after taking anything of value.
4. Work in kitchens, I've definitely sent out food that fell on the ground many times.
5. A kid in high school had a medical condition with his hands/wrist that made using a pencil difficult, so he carried around a laptop in a carrying bag to take notes and shit. Every day my friend and I would make a point to smack the bag and say, "Nice fag-bag!" The kid had a medical problem, and we still bullied him every day.

No regrets, my life has been fun.

>>726202382
It was glorious..Only wish I took pics

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>>726196085
Wow... you're a fucking scumbag.

>>726196085
>pasta

One time I fixed my cousins computer, stole the nudes she was sending to guys that were not her boyfriend and blackmailed her with them for blowjobs and anal. Tightest ass I have ever had the pleasure to nut in. Couldn't suck a duck if her life depended on it though.

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>>726196085

>>726201988
I met with an older overweight man on craigslist just once. Just to try, he fingered me as I was blowing him. His dick was like 3 inches long but like 2 inches in diameter. He pressed up against me like you, but when he slipped in it felt like I was getting split in half. He stood still for a minute or two until I got used to it. I loved every minute of it. When I went home and immediately took a shower, that's when the degenerate feeling started to kick in. Like I have this 50 something year old man's seed inside me. I jack off thinking about it too. Sometimes I wish I could do it again. Your post gave me a raging hard on.

>>726197534
Kek. You're a fucking retard.

>>726201014
So you're a rapist and plan to become a serial rapist! Hope you'll get caught soon, asshole!

felt up a female friend while she was passed out drunk. when she didn't respond to it, i ate her out and came on her stomach. wiped it off and went home. never came so hard in my life

>>726196085
>Maybe I'll call her.
>>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly

R.I.P.

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>>726196085
>>mfw tons of newfags believe this pasta.

>>726202635
Yep I took a shower immediately after too. And brushed my teeth like 5 times because I couldn't get the dick smell out.

Fucked a stray dog I found walking home drunk.

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>>726202309
There. You're not getting a timestamp

>>726202623
I dont like that

>>726201789
Where in Germany do you live?

>>726202236
I'm a piece of shit dad tbh. I just don't think about it.

made out with a 9yo girl, i was 17. we kissed for at least 30 minutes straight. she let me touch her ass but did i didnt do anything beyond that. i really wanted to at least lick her tits but i didnt want to make her uncomfortable so i restrained

>>726202322
She was 3 going on 4 at the time and now she's almost 5. It happened a couple of times, but no I don't think she remembers. If she does she doesn't talk about it.

I ate a pizza crust out of the garbage while stoned and carrying about $30 of stolen goods at 3am

>>726202947
Nazi

I gave my ex-wife's little sister a good licking front and back when she was 15, and the sister let me cum in her ass.

>>726195259
Entertain girls, I should have shunned them all. >>726195259
>What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

>>726202901
Your sins are forgive

>>726202458
Yeah, it was soft and then her soapy hands started rubbing my dick and I got hard instantly.

>>726195259

worst I think I've ever done was jacking off with / smelling my sister's soiled panties. I don't even feel a shred of guilt about it, either. My sister is hot as fuck and I'd bang her in a heartbeat if I could be sure she was into it (she puts out mixed signals, sometimes I think maybe...? But it ain't worth jail if I'm wrong)

I thought I was pretty fucked up, but compared to you fucks I guess I'm pretty average. Love you disgusting /b/astards

>>726202207
L
O
L

>>726195259
Went to work with buckyballs jammed up my urethra.

>>726203196
More? Age of sister?

>>726203034
> 9yo girl
> wanted to lick her tits

My neighbour girl is a cunt.
I just shit in fron of her door this night.
And I had the runs .... :D

>>726198390
was it as good as they say it is?

>>726203287
>yes

>>726202447
>A handful
>Only got around $20
Lol

>>726200368
From vegas my advice
Don't fuck with prostitutes lol, lots of them down here are sketchy and complete garbage. I wouldn't know the rates.. but i'd expect it to not be cheap, at LEAST 100 maybe more an hour..

>be me
>be under the age of 17 but older than 12

I went to my mothers friend's house along with my younger sister, my mother would smoke and talk shit about people with her friend. Mom's friend has 2 daughters, one of em like 8 the other like 10 - 12 we'll call the youngest one B and the older one A.
So me and my sister try getting along with these kids, they seem nice and we play games and stuff, one day we decide to make a club house. My sister decided to be a fat fuck and leave and go watch tv outside the club house, (club house was a bunk bed with blankets over it, tv was on the dresser outside the club house)
I haven't fapped in a while and feel a boner coming on, me being the shy perverted little boy I am, try and hide it from the girls.
'A' decides to go hangout with my sister and be girly and stuff. B makes it painfully obvious she likes me, she cuddles me and talks to me a bunch.
>B notices bulge
>OwOwhatsthis.jpg
>Tell her it's just my phone
>she decides to rub it and poke it
>notices it twitches
>continues fondling me
she asks to see what's in my pocket
>show her
"Wow, it's big"
Just as I put it away older sister comes in mad for no reason and decides to sit on my face (pants on) in a fit to try and hurt me
>200%ERECT.jpg
>start massaging A's pelvis
>B decides to sit on boner for some reason
>didn't do anything out of fear someone would think I'm trying to rape these kids
>mom says it's time to go
>girls get off me and ask if I can stay
>both mom and moms friend give confused look
>rip.jpg
>girls say they can't wait to see me again
To this day, that memory still reminds me I'm a massive pervert and not a good person despite what anyone says. I still talk to these people and occasionally visit them and help them with homework and stuff, but can still never shake off the fact I got played by 2 little girls.

If I get a bump I'll tell about the time I almost fucked my cousins at a family gathering

>>726202855
How did the dog get drunk

I used to have t a fully written greentext but i cant find the txt so...
>Hooked up with 5/10 straight A russian gril during senior year
>Fucked on/off, hardly hung out
>she thought we were a legitimate couple
>instead of telling her the truth I avoided her for months until she had a breakdown

>>726202098
>Stole panties from friend's kid sister's room and used them to jack off
Did this too

When I was in middle school, there was one year when I hung out next to the vending machine between classes and asked people for their change (never much, usually 15 cents at a time) by the end of the year I took the change I saved up and used it to buy a psp.

>>726197596
Don't spoonfeed the newfags nigger

>>726203346
I have very small hands

>>726197788
Are you black?

>>726203327
My nigga that's like wanting to suck Darth Vader's dick.

>>726203151
kek

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>>726203535

>>726203745
You know he is.

>>726203773
lol wut? how so?

>>726203427
ooooh yes post the story about your cousins please @_@"

>>726197737
underrated

>>726203128
I'm a sick man, so I find that to be extremely hot. I've always had the Dad/Daughter fantasy. I envy that you got to actually live out my fantasy. Even just the touching is all i'd want. And the fact that she touched you willing is the best part. You're a lucky man.

>>726198221
>The only decent one of us is dead.
Shit man, that statement hits way too close to home.

>>726203327
9yo dont have tits...

>>726203271
Impressive

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Idk I try and be nice to people and live life as a decent human being but there was this one funny moment in Highschool I feel kind of bad about

>be me Grade 12 (or senior year if you are American)
>Grade 10 kid flirting with this one girl
>me and my friends always called flirting fishing
>would always make a "Zzzzz" sound anytime we saw a guy flirting with a girl as to imitate a fishing rod sound
>kid always gets crazy embarrassed when we do it
>keep it going for months
>kid is getting deep with the girl and it's obvious
>end of school one day, me and my friends walking home
>we round the one street corner and see two of them leaning in for their first kiss
>see the shock on their face when they see our group roll up
>we all start laughing and making loud "zzzzzz" noises
>girl runs off
>kid stands their embarassed and walks away too
>mfw ruined all that kids work
>mfw ruined his first intimate moment of Highschool

>>726203346
> used it to buy his drug addict mom crack

>>726203893
That man doesn't have a dick anymore.

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Ate donuts when I shouldn't have ):

>>726203421
$100 an hour!? thats cheap af where im from theyre like $250 an hour for a 7/10

>>726204018
some do, clearly.

>>726203966
I had never fantasized about that before, but as it was happening i did kindof enjoy it, and i thought it was really hot. Then she started giggling and slapping it and watching it flop back and forth slapping my thighs. Then I thought, "wait til the guys on 4chan hear about this" lmao

>>726201957
>>726202236
>>726202322
>>726203966

Wouldn't have any issue if any of you were killed. The guy who is haunted by it is slightly more moral than the other two, but that doesn't excuse his actions.

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>>726196085

>>726204209
Fuck off, white knight. No one fucking cares what you have to say.

>>726195259
>be me in high school
>go to best friend's party
>he's sort of an alpha male jock
>while everyones downstairs sneak upstairs to his room
>find his fleshlight
>lick it clean
>put it back

>>726204282
Feeding an unoriginal ass (You)s

>>726202623
i don't know what that is, but it makes me uncomfortable

>>726204208
My heart would be racing a thousand miles per hour if I was in that situation. I'd be hard as rock but worried as fuck that the mother would walk in. Most Mom's never leave their kids unattended. Where was your woman? Did you worry she'd walk in on you at all? That'd be my biggest fear. But short of that? I'd have loved every fucking minute of it.

>>726204087
i dk wtf youre talking about..whats your main point?

>>726202901
fuck your cat

I tried to finger my friends daughter in the back of my friends car.

>>726204304
Agreed. Contribute to the degeneracy or gtfo. I've posted like 7 stories on here so far (all true) and this captcha is fucking driving me up the wall.

>>726204452
200% l e w d

i want my dad's friend to finger me

>>726198740
Gd anon. Sign your fucking rights away.

>>726204304
I think there's a difference between white knighting to try and get a random 3/10 girl on the internet to see your inner beauty beneath the grease and telling someone, "Ho there, chap! Might I suggest you not molest children?"

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>>726204495
>all true

>>726204519
lemme take your dad out for a beer and we'll see what happens

>>726204388
Weve been split up since her first birthday, It was my weekend for visitation so it was just me and her, nobody else in the house.

>>726196085
this is some stale ass pasta

I came home high as fuck while my family was away and got really horny almost as soon as I get home. With my horny mind I wanted to do the most fucked up thing I could so I took my sisters panties and jacked off with them. Have done this twice now.

>>726204541
I'm working on it

>>726204615
you dont have to worry about getting caught he's a cuck...

>>726204541
Many states won't let a father just sign away their rights. It takes a long, protracted court proceedings to do that. His best bet might be to convince the mom to agree to a set child support amount, with the agreement he would not get or have visitation. Submit to the courts and let it be.

>>726204637
Living out my fantasy with privacy to boot... You lucky fucking bastard. I don't think i've ever been more envious of someone in my life. You ever try to do it again, or too worried she might not go for it since shes older?

>>726204549
I would never molest her, she was the one touching me, I just let it happen.

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>went to friends house to do HW
>used restroom
>found his sisters panties in there
> sniffed and rubbed them on my dick
>pic related left

>>726204549
The guy said he would have no issue with us being killed. Fuck him. And who is talking about molesting children? The guy that bathed with his Daughter said that his kid touched him willingly. That isn't molestation by any means. Molesting a child is you touching them and or fucking them. Massive difference.

>>726204766
in that case, lets skip the beer and jump straight to the fingering.

>>726204919
lmao that cow on the far left

>>726204794
I haven't seen her since last July. She got mad at me and told me she hated me so I whooped her ass and left a bruise on her butt, her mom called dhs and I havent been able to see her since. I probably wouldn't try it again. After a certain point they get too old then there's a risk of inflicting permanent damage, im not about that.

>>726204857
The fact that you think that that makes a difference in the end makes me worry about what you'll end up doing in the future.

It's your job to protect your kid from any harm or potential harm. That includes from yourself man. You say shit like you'd never molest her, but if you went back 5 years, 10 years, and someone asked you if you'd let a toddler play with your dick, you'd say "wtf. I would never let that happen"

You're already down the path, and you know that. And if you were honestly strong enough to avoid doing anything else, it would have never happened in the first place.

Masturbated laying down and came in my mouth and on my face. But I think that's pretty common for half of this board

>>726204402
9 year old girls don't have titties you fucking weirdo

When at University I would steal dirty socks from girls laundry baskets to fax with

>>726204723
You should do that more often. Its fun. Smell them too

I looked for the video of that girl hanging herself and then I came to it

>>726205093
I've posted like 7 stories here and I just assumed that was such a common thing here that I didnt even think it was worthy of mentioning lmao

>>726204962
never procreate.

>>726204962
Things that warrant people being killed:

1. Killing an innocent on purpose.
2. Rape.
3. Child abuse. (Includes molestation.)
4. Animal abuse.

Zero issue with people like you being killed.

>>726199398
>>726199398
As a Kentuckian can confirm this shit is typical for these parts.

>>726205075
Completely understandable man. I'm like you, while I would love to have my Daughter touch me willingly just like you said, I would never want to cause her to have any kind of damage. Same with the whole fucking kids thing, i'd never do that. Not in a million fucking years. For me, the fantasy has always just been exactly how you said yours played out. In the shower, alone with the kid, and she touches me willingly. That's as far as it goes for me. I know it'll never happen for me, but I still fantasize about it all the time. At least you had the experience. I really am truly envious.

Anyway, sucks that you aren't allowed to see her anymore but it sounds to me like the ass whooping was justified. Sadly, the Mom used that against you so now you can't see your kid. Typical woman... always using kids as a weapon. Fucking hate that shit.

>>726195259
Spread pussy pic please

>>726205272
you're a bad person and i'm glad you're not my father

>>726205136
I did that too! Fucking came buckets.

>>726205342
phew

>>726205106
lol ,just keep telling yourself that. stay in school, kiddo

BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>726205339
I'm glad you're not my child. So that works out perfectly.

>>726205392
And you keep telling yourself the lies you tell yourself...you fucking weirdo

>>726205272
Exactly, i would never hurt or damage my daughter, but i hadn't been laid in a really long time and she just started playing with me. That's as far as it goes. Yeah man, women do that. It's very typical. My mom played games with dhs on my dad, had the cops randomly show up several times at our house because she said my dad was raping my sister. The funny thing is that my mom wasn't even in the picture.

i dont need to tell myself, i already know.

>>726198911
I'm actually impressed

>>726205582
Glad someone thinks like me where that is concerned.

And yeah, women fucking always use kids as a weapon. If you ask me, women have way too much power in the court system where kids are concerned. Women generally completely ruin a man's life when all is said in done. Heh... the things we do for pussy eh? "Man's Ruin" as I tend to call pussy.

>>726205793
>the things we do for pussy
>lets a toddler rub his dick

>>726205793
Kek, pussy is the bane of my fucking existence I tell ya hwhat

GF dumps me
she starts dating some guy from another high school
Im not aware
since I change to a new group friends to avoid her
they invite me to house party
feeling drunk and curious
I accept sharing the small basement bathroom
with a some guy since we both wanted to piss real bad
to thank me he offers to share his blunt with me
but didnt want to share it with every1 at the party
so we locked ourselves in and to hot box it
he turned the hot water on all the way, sink and bathtub
after 10-15mins it getting really hot so we remove our tshirts
he ends up kissing my abs and sucking my cock
too drunk, high and weirded out when we head back to the party upstairs
I leave right away without saying bye scared of puking all over the place
a couple of days later I see her at H&M as Im heading to men's floor
she waiting in line to try some jeans
I decide to go tell her that im sorry for avoiding her calls and i needed some time alone
she's cool with it and we have a quick friendly chat
since she heard that I had started dating her friend
she tells me that she also was dating and he was upstairs mens floor
and he was wearing red shirt if I was curious about him as a joke
the guy was checking out the hoodies
intrigued I wanted to see how he looked
from far and in shock i noticed that it was the same guy that sucked me off
crazy shit, never told her or saw him again

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>>726200652

new bread >>726205656

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>>726195259

>Lived my entire life in Norfolk, Virginia
>Big fucking Navy town
>For years I would frequent bars near the base
>Every weekend I'd pick up a different woman
>All Navy wives
>Their husband would be out to sea
>Leaving the wives lonely and worried
>I thought it was great sport
>Husbands out fighting for our country
>I'm fucking their sad lonely wives
>I fucked hundred's of Navy wives over the years
>Can't say I regret it but it makes me a shitty human being

>>726205957
You were doing God's work. Don't feel bad, you were tending to their lonely wives. If they gave a fuck, they wouldn't have joined the military. It's not your fault they left their wives alone. You ask me? You're a fucking legend. I'd shake your hand and buy you a drink if I could.

>>726203427
You were underage too, first of all. Second of all, they did all of that to you buddy, you didn't do shit. You didn't take advantage of the situation or do anything to hurt them in any way, nor do I get the impression you would. The fact that you feel bad when most people, I'm sure, would agree you did nothing wrong at all (though most of /b/ would say the only thing you did wrong was NOT raping the girls) shows that if anything you are TOO nice and maybe a bit too self conscious. You underestimate how degenerate everyone else around you is. If this is bad to you then you're probably the nicest guy ever.

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When I was in high school my gf of 2 years broke up with me so I decided to get /fit/ and once I started randomly breaking down when I was on my punching bag so I just stopped and started hugging it and kissing it because it felt like a person.

>>726204723
My ex's younger sister was a 10/10 when she was in high school. The girls had their own bathroom between their bedrooms at the total opposite end of the house from their parents. One day while taking a shit I discovered a dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom where the younger sister would deposit her soiled panties after school. Probably 8-10 different times I rubbed my cock against and came a massive load right in her pussy juice which was often still wet and creamy if I caught them early enough after she took them off. I figured it didn't matter since they were getting washed anyway so I'd toss them right back in when I was done.

Something about my cum blending with the younger sister's pussy juice and then later that evening getting deposited inside her older sister was extremely-arousing...like I shared DNA with both sisters. Still makes me hard to this day just thinking about it.

>>726205957
My old boss told me he did that same thing around an army base near Lawton Oklahoma. He jokes about it like he did nothing wrong. I laughed but deep down I wanted to kick him in the dick.

So many fucked up stories lol. I feel so normal now. I have only had my gf piss in my mouth and shit on my chest from time to time. I also pissed inside a pussy once.

>>726206279
would try the shit-on-chest thing tbqh fam

>>726206279
I've ALWAYS wanted to piss inside of a pussy. What's it like? Goddamn, why do so many guys get to live out things I only dream about!? Please give me details.

>>726204549
Yeah. The first guy is being a beta loser and the other guy is trying to tell child molesters what they're doing is wrong. You think they don't know that? Are we in a "the most moral and totally okay thing you've ever done" thread? Because, unless I need glasses, it doesn't look like one to me. Why don't you go into a BBQ forum and tell everyone to be vegan, faggot?

>be 15
>be at family gathering for Thanksgiving
>be in an abusive relationship with shitty gf

My mother, grandmother, sister and I are heading over to my grandma's sisters place for Thanksgiving with the family. A shit ton of family I didn't even know exists show up to the gathering
>lifeofabeaner.jpg
so me and my Brodie cousins decide to play soccer (all 3 of us are blaxican) and having a gay ol time. My other cousins whom are both female show up, they instantly recognize me and say hello and what not.
(A little backstory on cousins) I met them at my grandmother's other sister's funeral, as everything was going on I met the younger girl first, then her older sister. We'll call the sister that was my age i.e. the younger one, Z. The older one E. Z and I are the same age, share the same interests and enjoy being weird perverts together. A little bit before Thanksgiving we talk about how we kinda crushed on each other, but nothin too big.

Moving on, I say hello to them and introduce them to nigger cousins. We all hangout and be awkward teenagers until the sun sets. Fun times.
>Decide us guys should play oddball halo style
>after about an hour the game ends, we all slap each others ass like a bunch of highschool football jocks.
>see Z walking around with some nice cake in tights
>waste no time
>slap her ass in a "joking" manner
>she lets out a sort of squeak/moan
>Doesthouearsdecieveme.jpg
>time passes, we light a bonfire and sit around it trying not to freeze to death
>everyone takes the chairs and chills out
>Z doesn't have a chair so I offer mine
>Z says no thanks and stands by me
>E jokes around with her saying something along the lines of "looks like you got a little crush eXDee"
>Z gets embarrassed, makes a moody face and sits on my lap
>DING.jpg
>I can feel all the fat in her ass spreading around over my legs, the thought of what's under those tights make me horny.
>confident she can feel my dick by now, she teases me by wiggling around a little bit
1/2

>>726199907
You're literally an abusive father. Cry me a fucking river, you piece of shit.

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>>726206197
Pic related, my waifu.

>>726206779
Pls no bully