Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
>>726183215 (Rory)
Well, I like bands like Rush, Yes, Jethro Tull...probably more rock I suppose. I already have Dream Theater on my list
>>726182884 juvia
The job itself was enjoyable and easy as long as you can study. The navy was the shitty part.
>>726183086
Wtf i hate yukki now
Everyone in after this must commit suicide
Claiming best girl
>>726183335
I didn't say i didn't believe you. Just that it sounded like more.
Good job regardless.
>>726183456
Worth
>>726183456
K
Hello everyone.
>>726183408
-gives you King Crimson's "Red" and Yes's "Siberian Khatru"-
>>726183642
>Hugs
>>726183408
Can I get a hug too fam.
>>726183408
Then its easy. Universal Migrator part 2. Start off with the second song I posted.
https://youtu.be/y_z4LTWvpOY
Its a heavier album, closer to Dream Theater, but it has massive rock opera moments. Second choice would be Human Equation.
https://youtu.be/Ve6sJTvHyys
your waifus are all shit
I'm leaving for Tokyo tomorrow, Makoto's gonna drive me.
I wonder how those guys will see a country bumpkin like me
>>726183659
King Crimson?
https://youtu.be/Jm2D7ohWos0
>>726183398
Maybe one day.
Night
>
>>726183642
According to>>726183456
You get a second round in your parent's burning house
>>726183659
I love Fragile and The Yes Album, I need to listen to some King Crimson
>>726183772
Added to the list. I'll just download the album Universal Mitigator 2 is on
>>726183495
Yeah, sorta hooked on the fucking game, now...
Not many quality vidyas out there these days.
It's not real long, combat mechanics are neat and the story gave me feels.
On my way to fight Sans again
>>726183086
I bully because I care you know.
>Hugs
Dude hugbox lmao
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726183427
What was so bad about the navy?
>>726183642
Hello lewdy
I mean krispy
>>726183781
nice pic
>>726184050
Just doing genocide again, or...?
And i know what you mean. I wish the game was longer or something.
>>726183642
Hi
>>726183888
Im fine with waiting.
I love Kumiko!
>>726184198
Cant fight sans without killing everyone else.
Fucker needs to put in hard mode
>>726184331
Haha, fair enough. Enjoy, i suppose.
>>726183725
> Hugs back
>>726183907
Well shit.
>>726184063
Hello Boobvia.
>
>>726184275
Hi.
>>726184298
cute eyes
It's time for sleep and all that boring crap
>>726184298
I love Kumiko posters
>>726184025
Close to the Edge is the best Yes album imo if you didn't listen to it
>>726184063
>literally out to get you in trouble
>guilty until proven innocent
>can't do anything of your own free will without gettinf into trouble
>deployments
List goes on
>>726184025
Did i do something to make you mad....
>>726184421
How was your day
>wanna make out
>>726184421
How was your day?
>>726184063
Lewdvia
>>726184298
I've noticed
>>726184421
Or you get to retry the beta suicide ending route
I'm gonna follow Ms. Clock-For-A-Right-Eye and head to bed. Goodnight everybody.
>>726184025
Universal Migrator is the album, part 2 is heavy while part 1 is Yes-style prog.
>>726184497
>not Fly From Here
>>726184588
Post shinoa lewd.
>>726184497
I like Fragile because of Roundabout and SOuth Side of the Sky, and The Yes Album because of Starship Trooper and Yours is No Disgrace
>>726184506
No?
>>726184679
I went to download Aqualung, but I already had it downloaded yet I don't remember doing this...
>>726183869
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/50-greatest-prog-rock-albums-of-all-time-20150617/king-crimson-red-1974-20150617
>>726184025
-loves Red and Discipline, is a huge admirer of Wetton's base work and the primal animal growls Adrian Belew made with the guitar. Has never heard anyone approach strings like that since.-
Man these threads are fucking gay. I'm pretty new to 4chan but I see this every day, thought I'd peek my head in. Holy fuck I still hope this is some sort of joke
>>726183555
.0001/10
also i'm not checking your trips
>>726184798
>>726184760
Then why are you continuously ignoring me ;-;
>>726184457
cute everything
>>726184497
I love you, Konata poster (i'm not sure if there's more than one of you, but I don't think so). And definitely Close to the Edge is one of my favorite Yes albums. I got Fragile on vinyl and Close to the Edge on CD.
>>726184588
thank you for noticing
>>726184790
*bass 0.o
>>726184506
It was good, just relaxed and played some games. How about yours?
Oh my, here in pubic?
>>726184511
It was good, just played some games. How about yours?
>>726184624
I've heard about those, not going anywhere near them. G'night Misaki.
>>726184588
>>726184915
He's afraid you'll erp with him.
>>726184943
You're welcome
>>726184421
How have you been?
>
>If only i could see up that skirt
>>726184506
How long were you in the Navy for?
>>726184561
That's not me
>>726184588
>dubs
>smugs
>>726184798
-is sorry you're not having a good day and brings you a cup of tea- :<
>>726185018
Oh hi there
>>726184915
Tbh I didn't see replying to me
>>726185006
Felt weird today. Slept most of it. What games?
>>726185128
Hi!
>>726185031
Nah hes already expressed he doesnt into it so i dont do it with him.
>>726185074
4 years
>>726185006
Half day of work trying to find a job for tommorrow now.
>>726185139
3 times? Thats a little hard to believe
>but i guess the gif makes it better
>>726184798
Alt F4 should solve all your problems
>>726185297
I'm jumping back forth between tabs and windows on top of studying. I apologize
<3 <3 <3
>>726185229
How are you?
>>726185074
>hugs
>juvia
>>726185074
I've been good. How about you?
> H-hey, eyes up here!
>>726185196
Weird like how? A bit of Dark Souls, then some Black ops 2 and resident evil 5 with YouKnow.
>>726185297
Half days are nice. Your license still hasn't come?
>>726184298
Kumicutie
>>726184943
thank you! <3
there used to be another konata poster when I first joined, but not since then that I'm aware of
and that's really cool to have
>>726184760
I really like South Side of the Sky, the whole albums good, but most people talk about Roundabout since it's pretty popular
>>726184679
I honestly haven't listened past 90125 so I can't really judge there
>>726185506
LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urguJr3oh60
>>726185506
Hi there. Back to the trip again?
>>726185563
Like woozy and weak. Cool how far are you in dark souls.
>>726184790
Heres 2 songs, same guitarist.
https://youtu.be/iaUoVaUI7pk
https://youtu.be/s4kSaAB9DOQ
>>726185553
Now that you're here, perfect
>kisses.
>>726185563
No,
fucking mailfaggots
>>726185505
Why are you here while studying seems like a horrible idea
>>726185611
Eets <3
>>726185743
I feel better today <3 sorry for any hostility it seemed like I had. I pushed myself a little too hard and took everything pretty bad
>>726185611
It's used as the outro for JoJo. I mean, it's still a damn good song.
>>726185829
I just finished studying, you're right it wasn't working
..... Uh I feel precum but I havent done anything sexual. Is that bad? Sorry if this is a bit weird.
>>726186005
show us
Chris Hitler of course
>>726186005
It means that you're horny
>>726185745
Huh maybe you're getting sick again. I just beat Nito.
>>726185829
Damn that sucks, they sure are taking their sweet ass time.
>>726186005
No, it happens.
>>726185802
There's always pm though. You know that
>>726185297
Was there any positives of the navy?
>>726185553
Bout time you started showing up more consistently
>>726185563
I've been good. Kansas won today so I'm pretty happy
>if only i was that plant i'd be able to see right up her skirt
>
>>726185593
I consider her to be the Kumicutest
>>726185611
Yeah, the vinyl wasn't factory new or anything. Sleeve was well worn and a bit beat up, but there were no scratches on the record itself. Picked it up for $5, so I figured it was worth.
>>726186174
I know. But I like showing affection in public <3
>>726185953
Hmm? You weren't hostile to me at all. Even if you were, i'd be pretty understanding of it.
I'd probably snap at people too if i tried to be friendly all the time, especially when under emotional distress.
>>726186005
it happens sometimes yes
if you're not gonna like, jerk off, just adjust the donger and ignore it longer!
Anime is real.
>>726186153
I know and its killing me slowly
>>726185981
I bet you didnt retain any info
>>726186237
Friends, paycheck, health coverage, got to do some fun fucked up shit.
>>726186053
No.
>>726186133
But Im not even hard.
>>726186153
I hope not. How many more Lord soul bosses do you have? Its weird.
>>726186339
I never recall it happening before. Ok.
>>726186413
Not a lot, but the exam is in a few days so I have time. I got the study sheet written out
>>726185506
hi again
I have to go already
goodnight
>>726186478
ok just me.
>>726186332
ahh ;~; I think it was just at misses Saya and Taiga then. they kinda scare me.
>>726186506
be safe sleep well friend <3 <3 <3
>>726186281
Cutest Kumiko PogChamp //
>>726186544
Just you what?
>>726186630
Oh? Why's that?
>>726186237
That's good to hear.
> S-stop it, control yourself!
>
>>726186413
When did you apply?
>>726186478
2 i think, i've only killed Nito and Seath. It has happened to me before, It'll go away soon enough.
>>726186237
:/
>>726186299
Oh my, i can tell <3
>>726186647
Axe!
>>726186736
Show me your panties
>>726186877
Alright cool. 4 kings and the witch of isalyith (spelled that wrong) are left. Weird body shit.
>>726187002
azaxePog
>>726187012
>>726187132
Sweet.
>>726186955
Also please don't let lewdvia get lewd with you!
So how are you?
miss Saya thinks it's crap that I'm just here to try and make people happy, and said I'm trying to act better than people for not posting my steam or discord, because all I do is show up to talk to people about their problems rather than associate with people elsewhere
miss Taiga thinks I'm full of crap because... I'm not anonymous when I use a tripcode, and because I'm known as love-anon now? I think?
I wanted to get along with everyone but they scare me and I don't wanna confront them ;~; I already apologized to miss Saya after we first had a miscommunication but they keep happening
getting off work in 5 hours and spending the day with my girlfriend, ask me anything
>>726187207
You're very nice. Don't take it too hard.
>>726187239
is she pretty?
>>726187239
I think everyone has asked you pretty much everything they would like to know at this point.
>still trying
>>726187239
Could you bring yourself to like any of us? Like, remove the pics. Remove the avatars. Would you have a beer and chat shit with one of us?
>>726187239
>tfw gf lives in Nam
;-;
>>726187439
You tell me
>>726186413
Am i going to get to hear about this fun stuff?
>>726186877
>dubs
Stop insulting me and let me see what's up that skirt, what color panties you have on
>>726186955
>dubs
Don't you give me that look
>>726187205
Of course not
I'm doing fine. A little sleepy and spring break is over so class is back on. How are you qt?
>>726187595
.-.
>>726187557
I'd do that with any of you, this is the Internet I don't act like this in person lmfao
>>726187207
People probably feel like you're flattering them.
>>726187584
she's pretty cute but not hot like Johansson or jlaw
what's she like?
>>726187703
Holy shit I never made the connection
>>726187207
I see. Well that's unfortunate. I can understand being a little mistrusting about someone being too nice. Uncritically trusting that behavior can easily get you burned.
That said, i don't see how you'd do anything to burn them, so perhaps an irrational fear.
For the lack of steam/discord, who you affiliate with and when is up to your discretion. Why someone would try to push you on that is strange, but i see no reason why you should be apologizing for that.
As for the complaint about anonymousness, i don't see why that would be an issue? Are you not allowed to have an identity?
>Koto Claimed
what's goin on nerds
>>726187850
>>726187878
>>726187850
Did they make the lewd?
>>726187661
Good to know my dude.
>>726187924
nice
>>726187980
Not yet, I don't expect them to make magic over just one day, besides an artist has to come by and be willing to make it.
So instead I'll repost the previous one
>>726186494
Ah gotcha i usually didnt study till the night before
>>726186877
Last tuesday
>>726187595
>Threw a 100lb floodlight overboard from about 60 ft from the water
>bypassed many electrical safety features
>had a reverse gangbang in hong kong
>Had a black out drunk night in guam that got pretty crazy
>>726187924
>dat ass tho
>>726188068
Heyo rory
>>726187057
Probably gonna go for 4 kings first. Bodies do strange things.
>>726187595
F-fine...but just a peek! Take a good look you perv~
>>726188203
>>726187595
Oh and
>jumped from the hangar bay into the ocean leagues from shore to go swimming and then back to the boat
>>726188203
Undoubtedly a fine one, then again by your choice of waifu you'd know a thing or two about that.
How we doin Tali
>>726188203
I tried that once, got a 50 on the exam. Never again
>>726188126
Maybe google has some.
>>726188203
Hi
>>726187661
Just thought of another question, what country would you live in besides the US?
Alright gonna hop in the shower, be back in a bit.
>>726188203
I guess that's not too bad, should get there this week.
>>726188222
Yeah the area before them isnt too hard. Its dumb.
>>726188411
Maybe? I've found some but they weren't great, sadly. The one I posted was a request I put in to /h/ and it's better than probably all the rest I've found out there
>>726188316
>leagues
REEEEEEEEEE
LEAGUES DESCRIBE DEPTH NOT DISTANCE
>>726188068
Y'all really don't eat oysters wherever you're at??? Dude find some place that serves char-broiled oysters you'll freak out.
>>726188439
Croatia. My moms side of the family are Croatian immigrants but some of them still live there or have property, it looks beautiful
>>726187355
but that means not everyone gets along, and I can't take that ;~; everyone should be friends
>>726187712
I'll keep that in mind, mister King <3
>>726187797
I post in other threads as a specific persona, I think the main thing that was misunderstood was that this isn't just an act. this is how I act in other threads as well, but I'd rather just be "that one nice dude" here than raise the chance of people infighting because of where else I post!
I hope that makes sense?
>>726188374
This is true
>>726188394
I cant do it any other way tbh
>>726188439
How was work?
>that panty shot
>>726188468
It better or im raping someones neck hole
>>726188661
Did i say i was a BM or QM now not get outta here with your semantics
>>726187636
Stop looking at me like that
>>726188203
>>726188316
Sounds like an interesting time if anything. Plus going to all these other places. What were the real down sides of the Navy?
>>726188222
>trips
O-oh my, the usual pretty purple panties. My favorite.
>
And i am no perv!
But you should post more panty pics
Who wants to be my gf?
>>726188943
>GF
>GUARDIAN FORCE
>>726188769
I think i understand. You're just trying to avoid unneeded confrontation, but it's ironically bringing in a different kind of confrontation?
I'm sure you'll oppose it, but i'll offer anyways. If you ever want me to be confrontational in your stead, i'll be happy to.
Being confrontational is one of my favorite pastimes.
>>726188755
I eat oysters, but much prefer raw and fresh over cooked. Tried them, was not a fan.
>Croatia
Funnily enough, my grandfathers Croatian. Id like to live in Ireland though, its where I know most of my name is.
>County Claire
>>726188838
>was
Its hot, muggy and disgusting.
>>726188943 >I do
>>726188943
>tfw no qt anon gf
>>726188911
I already told you those
>>726189148
Tfw i have several
>>726189098
Aww im sorry to hear that. I thought you were a server tho are you in the kitchen now?
>>726188769
That isn't how it works.
>>726189094
Why do you like confronting people?
>>726189094
I post in the Alice threads, I post in Reimu's threads, and I post here, is what I mean!
I know some people from Alice's threads don't like Reimu's people, I know some people from here don't like Alice's people.
so, it's easier for me to solve the problem by just being love-anon here. it avoids people getting their feathers ruffled.
I just want everyone to be friends, yknow?
>>726189312
wouldn't it be easier if everyone DID get along, though?
>>726189290
>several
>>726189290
>what a qt
>>726189394
Is this the super nice anon? How you doin?
>>726189394
It would but you can't get everything you want by being passive.
>>726189290
>tfw I have several
Just because anons erp with you doesn't mean they're in a relationship with you
>>726189586
Thinking this is what i meant. Honestly none of the anons are from here...cept maybe 1
>>726189524
Says the qt
>>726189586
kek
>>726189371
I find it amusing. I've also found i'm fairly good at it.
>>726189394
Well i'll grant you, your goal is noble, but i also think it's a fool's errand. Conflict is at the very core of human nature, especially with something like the alice and reimu threads. They're the type to make ingroups and outgroups and just fight forever.
>>726189791
tfw qt-Ï€ circlejerk
>>726189791
How about that Mass Effect Andromeda?
anon ur such a qt3.14!!~ ^-^
>>726189290
Nothing else made it bad?
I mean i guess i wouldn't want to be in the military, it doesn't suit me.
>>726190019
>>726189950
No homo of course
>>726189953
Is it out yet?
>>726190041
Its one of those things you gotta do to truly understand
>>726189524
bad but getting better! how are you, miss Microphone?
>>726189552
I'm not being passive! I try to stand up and tell people that all I want to do is help them or listen to problems or just try and make them smile a bit!
>>726189880
but the point of their threads should be just what they claim it is: helping people
if they wanna fight and have disagreements that's cool and all, but isn't it easier to make people smile when you're not always on edge and at each other's throats?
>>726190219
That was more general not towards your situation.
>>726190201
No of course. Definitely not.
>>726190219
I'm doing okay, haven't had a weekend to myself in a while but I'm getting by. Sorry to hear you're not doing well, you okay?
>>726189290
Im forever kitchen. Still here. Its a long shift today.
>>726190367
Its just a brojob
>>726190397
Wew i used to do kitchen work for a busy sonic shit was crazy
>>726190201
I'm not sure.
Nice ass though.
>>726190635
Her boobs are so big.
I'm back.
>>726188493
It just looks like a pain because the water and ghosts.
>>726188838
Somebody in particular or just take it out on anybody?
>>726188911
> Dubs
Hmm i dunno...
>>726190326
but no one's ever truly passive, are they? eventually someone reaches a breaking point where they stand up and say what they want
>>726190367
I'm healthy. just family illness that's only set to end in the sad way. I was taught how to change a water filter today, in the event that they can't do it any longer or after they're gone
>>726190723
hello hello friend <3
Next time one of my classmates makes fun of anime, I'm pulling out a gun
>>726190723
The first person to tell me there is nothing they can do
>>726190635
Dem titties tho
>>726190723
Its not that bad if you got the elixir stuff.
>>726190201
Yeah it seems like it. Besides i guess I'd rather stock shelves then go into the military. At least with the grocery store business i know what to expect
>also wew
>>726190723
I can see those panties~
Too bad i can't see what color they are
>>726190588
>Koto
>>726190219
Ehh.... I'll openly admit i don't go to those threads, and am speaking from only cursory glances.
With that out of the way, i got the impression that even if the point of the thread is about helping people, that's not the reason most people are there.
To hit a little closer to home, the overwhelming majority of the group here isn't -really- here to claim their waifu. They're here to chat.
The point of these type of threads is a sense of belonging. And with a sense of belonging comes an ingroup, which instantly means there's an outgroup.
Now suddenly the world is dichotomized between people who do what you do, and people who don't. Now it's nice and easy to just blanket blame "the other guys" for any problems. And that's how you get their current state.
>As an aside, the biggest perpetrators of this behavior are people with a personality disorder called borderline personality disorder (BPD).
While it'd be nice for them to get along and be nice and help, eventually things like that just break down to purity tests.
Hell, even these threads have had purity tests. You can still see the ripples from that wave, with the use of things like "Elitist" and "Avatarfag" and whatever else.
>>726190813
Aw sorry to hear that Anon, hope things get better soon
>>726190635
I'm more concerned about her spine
The fuck is it made out of? Sponges?
>>726190961
That ass is hotter tbh
>>726190588
And now a fire alert because a student was smoking in the dorm rooms. Fuck me.
>smoke detectors in every room
>signs everywhere
>they still try
>>726191122
If we could combine the two....
>>726190981
But do you have battletoads
>>726191159
>Tfw used to illegally smoke on boat by going into fan rooms, disabling the alarms then blowing the smoke into the exhaust ventilation
But some people are just plane dumb
>>726191159
Oh god I remember that feel back when I was a freshman in college
>Lived in dorms
>6th floor out of like 9 or 10
>dead of winter, probably coldest day of the school year
>Alarms go off
>wtf
>everyone's standing outside for about half an hour in their pajamas, it was like 11 PM
>find out later someone was smoking the leaf in one of the dorm rooms
>CanYouNot.jpg
>>726190979
True not knowing what was coming was the worst.
>tali
>>726191431
Just rub them together~
>>726191074
but I'm just here to be nice to people, and that includes the chatting ;~; I just wanna be around you cool people
I make a point to talk to anons in those threads if they show up, because that's supposed to be the "point" of them, and if people want to talk, that's cool too?
idk man, I'm just kinda lost on all of it
I just wanna make people happy because I'm a naive little kiddo
>>726191113
<3 <3 <3 I appreciate it
I hope your day is ten times better than any other good day you've ever had!
>>726191582
Morning Syndra <3
>>726191431
Yep. The next generation of intellectuals are so lacking in common sense its not funny.
>>726191454
Welcome to 3 days a week here now.
>>726190813
Hello there~ How are you?
>>726190961
I'm sorry, there's nothing i can do.
>>726190975
Elixir stuff?
>>726190979
No you can't, stop looking~!
>still
tick tock
tick
tock
>>726191701
The potion thing that lets you hit the ghosts.
>>726191725
Hm?
>>726191701
making progress to feeling better! I burned some incense and took a hot shower
how are you, friend?
>>726191679
Consorting with the enemy is unacceptable.
/s
Seriously though, I understand your point of view though. Unfortunately human psychology is a quagmire of tribalism. For your own sanity, i'd advise setting your aim slightly lower.
>>726191511
>dubs
I imagine it would be. Not knowing seems like it would be especially bad in the military.
Honestly i wouldn't know because both if my parents worked in grocery ever since i was young so i knew what to expect from the job.
>>726191643
>wew
>>726191701
I just want to see what color panties you're wearing~
>
>>726191696
I think twice during one of my semesters there it was because one girl burned popcorn on two separate occasions.
Suffice to say we were plenty pissed
>>726191431
Unfortunately no
>>726191679
Haha that's kind, thank you!
>>726191725
kumin is so thicc
hey yo guys, guac here
what are you guys doing?
>>726191967
You can consort with me
Needs less clothes
>>726192124
I'm still naked from before though!?
>>726191967
what's a lower aim?
>>726191849
>>726192046
thicc
tock
>>726192195
YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHES RIGHT NOW I CAN SEE THEM
>>726192196
I don't know. "Being friendly with everyone who is being receptive to the idea" perhaps. That's up to you though.
NEW
>>726192315
NEW