Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>726177373
>triggering intensifies
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726176899 Tali
>dubs
That's pretty good pay for 4 hours. More than i make in 4 hours.
>>726177124 Yui
So far so good.
Have you watched it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKX9LDo9eQo
still here
and
>>726177378
I dont think youre too bad.
>>726177427
Yeah never really is.
WHEN WILL THE SHIT POSTER JUST FUCK OFF ITS STARTING TO FUCKING AGGRAVATE ME HOW DO I FILTER HIM???
Shizuru claimud <3333 :3
>>726176676 (Juvia)
That seems to happen a lot, especially when the worst team in the league or division decides to play out of their norm. It's the icy hand that pulls your team back down into the abyss and all you can do is shake your head.
>>726176711 (Misaki)
Your friend list is now absolutely haram.
>>726176899
I wouldn't mind being there just to see more Seattle games on TV. As it is if I don't wanna pick up a stream off of /sp/ or watch the few games that get shown on TV, I gotta listen on the radio.
Also gotta respect your hustle with the side jobs, looking forward to hearing more good news.
I'm bored. Entertain me all
its hard to get out of the tub when your legs don't work.
>that damage control
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfLsCvLfFiI
>>726176423
Hey, we dont dissuade them. It gets better when they add fetta or a poached egg.
>>726177378
I am fine, just worried about you :l
>>726177354
I just mean many people, not literally :/
>>726177661
fap.
still here for now
>>726177506
hmm how so?
>>726177574
Thats just sad dude.
>>726177569
I could use my landmine for that instead, that would be a fucking interesting way to die.
>know about filters
>don't apply them to threads you dislike
fancy shit right here
>>726177574
Hah. Nice touch with the hearts and the ":3".
And the caps lock for that matter. I totally do all of those things.
Also, how does it feel to know the name of a little anime girl?
>>726177720
I know, but i was serious. You hang around with people who speak in memes almost exclusively.
>>726177826
Let him damage control
Do NOT reply to me this entire thread. Prove that these threads can function normally even with my shit posting. Prove it for this one thread and I'll never post here again.
>>726177697
Poached as in they had to "poach" an ostrich?
>>726177900
okay
>>726177569
that's because I vent my frustrations by sleeping longer than reasonable and posting in other threads
>>726177574
HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN SPAMMERS HE MAKES ME WANT TO DIE
>>726177720
don't worry about me. it's a normal thing, just a shitty side effect. thank you, though <3
>>726177676
>dat failtrolling
>>726177871
is making a retard out of yourself a thing again?
>defending threads about claiming an animated preteen as your romantic partner
>>726177900
>>726177986
Samefag
Claiming best girl
>>726177800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOGXurFdZE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uQg6Sd0TKY
Did I get it right?
>>726176531
Have you played earlier Nier/Drakengard games?
>>726177516
Yep, been wanting to get it on BD.
>>726177867
Would it? I think that would be rather slow and painful and you may even live.
>>726177994
I cant sleep for too long. Does the person you are with know you feel like that?
>>726177463
So whats new
>>726177516
Same here plus i may be make 450/week to literally do nothing
>>726177641
Gotta chase that dollar. Also we got an apartment locked down will be moving in a month or 2
>>726177691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhiNtanvImg
>>726177661
what do you call a dog that won't bark?
>>726177668
who is your waifu?
>>726177871
I spend too much time here then idk
>>726177994
ok if you say so, love
>prove its not about him
>majority of posts not about him
In other news, it's snowing
>>726177986
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Rogue Nation of Soomaaliweyn is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million Soomaaliweynians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
>The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
>The strong Soomaaliweynian economy, worth 280 billion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,108 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,006 per year while the poor average 279, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.
>College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, there are no minimum wage laws, elections have been outlawed, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soomaaliweyn's national animal is the Leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
>he's so bad at trolling
>closely analyze his every post and spend time typing criticism
Hmm, really makes ya think
>>726178159
goodnight
Is it just me or does eyebrow-kun look like the Turkroach who shot the russian ambassadors
Voice acting threads are pretty fun sometimes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15ThCNUdtH7
>>726178173
what is snow like? I've never seen it
>>726178268
goodnight
>>726178145
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOGXurFdZE
This one is right, yes
>>726177697
How much extra for the feta & egg? Over here it would get slapped onto a fusion taco, or end up on a tapas plate. Add 4-5 more dollars and you can have it served to you on a food truck.
>>726178152
Nice man. Gonna feel nice having a space of your own (or at least more of your own if you have housemates).
>>726178173
Everyone in hell also wants a glass of water.
>even bothering to post in a place that triggers you
>get btfo
>hide and come back to repeat yourself over and over and call it getting trolled
>winning
>>726178329
hehe he kinda does
ITT: adults who have never felt or seen a vagina before
>>726178431
That's what I thought too.
>>726178382
Depends. It's supposed to mix with freezing rain and ice pellets, so it will be very heavy and wet when it warms up tomorrow
>>726178459
True, I guess
Does anyone know who this is?
>>726178150
yeah, they're aight with it. 10+ years of major depression and they knew what they were getting into. I'm just a miserable person who uses most of my positive energy making other people smile.
>>726178159
trust me, I've been used to it for over a year now. it's normal, just what happens with psychoactives.
>>726178635
l-lewd.
>>726178593
Hedyeh
Best girl coming through, peasants
>>726178528
i have one though
>>726178586
nice voice btw
>>726178159
hallogallo is the best song on that album imo
>>726178630
>somehow missed calling it trolling
>>726178459
Its better than living out of a bedroom. Plus we've lived with this couple before.
>>726178761
#riseup stadium
I think i'll refer to the shitposter as Cream-chan from now on.
But really though, Cream-chan needs some new material. I'm bored of him.
>>726178819
Pics with time stamp or gtfo
>>726178635
10/10
Easy to judge appearances when your own are concealed behind a drawing of pink haired little girl with eyes the size of a watermelon, stay mad Bc I spend my time with my hot girlfriend while you fantasize shot being a gentleman to your imaginary, cartoon spouses you autismal spergs
>>726178937
This mostly its the same dumb shit everyday and it's stale.
>>726178459
Its $2 each. A single egg and a light sprinkle of fetta. We have meme restaurants, but I dont really go out, because all the new ones are going meme.
>our boss made us put platters on the menu
>our vegan patties are cooked in meat oil
>they're okay with chips cooked in the meat oil
>>726178790
>Hedyeh
Bless you Anon, bless you
>>726178778
Youre pretty hard on yourself.
>>726179021
You've seen my face. We've been over this.
>>726178941
no thanks, im not a slut and i don't have to prove anything to a lonely virgin like you.
Dude 27 points lmao
>>726178937
but he is winning son!
lmao
>>726177641
Honestly i might have to watch this year because hockey sure isn't an option.
>>726178149
What did you think of it?
>>726178152
I wish i could make that much.
Maybe one day I'll make some decent money.
Go to trade school and become an Electrician Or something
>>726179021
have you have sex her with her?
Rin is best waifu!! >w<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9bkgRQbLs
>>726179022
Yeah, pretty much.
>>726179190
Right? Damn. Smooth bastard.
Winning by fiat. The only real way to win.
>>726178826
Thanks. Might be because feeling a bit tired though.
>>726178848
Wrong. It's actually Negativ Land
>>726178145
I've watched them, but never played any of them.
>>726178150
That's what makes it so exciting maybe a sea-mine would be better.
>>726178152
Not much tbh, starting to get tired though.
>>726178347
why would anyone want to sound like that
fuck my ears.
>>726178819
tfw no dick
https://clyp.it/evhfdn0f
>>726179160
>then you are a fat man virgin like the rest of us
>>726179140
better to be hard on myself than get cocky.
>muh ez 2 judge
literally the first thing he does
hypocrisy at its finest
>>726179168
LEL NICEU MEME
>>726179215
It was alright, I didn't get most of the references until later, still don't get alot of them
Definitely was worth the rewatch of it though.
>>726179363
Remember how she died?
I don't, because it's 300 episodes in to Shippuden
>>726179399
Beats me, I just put copypastas in the threads
>>726179446
stay mad.
plus wanting to see a nude cripple girl is kinda fucked.
>>726179592
Heil Hitler my dude
>>726179399
How many endings have you gotten?
>>726178937
>>726179399
Probably not. Explosives seem sketchy. Upskirt.
>>726179496
Youre a bit too hard on yourself I think. You are pretty nice towards people.
>>726179399
But are you going to sleep?
>>726179215
Use craigslist and nextdoor.com find people that want help also
>electrician
Aaayyy thats my shit
>>726179546
This is why I'm not giving you my folder
>>726179691
what kind of cripple if I may ask?
also not the same anon but not that it matters
>>726179691
Cept im not actually mad. Im more entertained tbh. Also there is nothing wrong with wanting to see a cripple naked.
>>726179691
Well now you have me interested.
:^)
/s
>>726179743
I don't know what this means, but you have me slightly worried.
>>726178819
Post clothed tits with timestamp just to prove you are a grill
>>726178761
>ceiling.jpg
>>726178895
Definitely. Like I said, more space. Plus the rents out there in CA are just ridiculous. You could get a huge home here for what you're paying in some areas there.
>>726179041
Same, between critical mass with meme food and hipsters, my line of work, and cooking as a hobby, I prefer to do it at home for the family, while entertaining guests, or when I'm invited to do the cooking in someone else's kitchen.
>that greentext
>mfw
>>726179215
Hockey is not an option here either, as is NBA basketball. Gonna have to be baseball until football season gets closer for me.
>>726179722
I finished route A, now i'm doing route B.
>>726179782
LEWD, Yeah that's kinda the point though. The risk makes you feel alive! (Tee-hee)
>>726179797
Not quite yet, but probably soon.
>>726179866
It's okay, as long as you post Maki, I'll save them
>>726180042
How's your ceiling?
>>726179972
Get naked
>>726179691
How is it fucked up?
Why should I treat a crippled girl any different, seems kinda discriminatory
>>726179702
I always seem to get the Navy seal pasta first try, it's like fate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vVpSDaOFuF
>>726180050
I'm on route B now as well. Got G, N and K done though
>>726180050
But true. Not if you die or are horribly maimed for life.
>>726179585
Yeah i don't get a lot of them either but i got a few. I'm only on episode 6 though so we'll see.
I know there was a initial D one.
>>726179797
That could work. I'll see about it.
Why? Were you an electrician?
>>726180042
Yeah same here. Although so far the Lions are looking promising, sort of.
>>726179399
>https://clyp.it/evhfdn0f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2xtUWW5mM
>>726180199
I mean, i can. Not sure what that'll do for you though.
>>726179691
Disabled people need love too
>>726180358
post gif
>>726180358
So I can fuck you
>>726179927
paralyzed from the waist down.
>>726180040
not a whore, bugger off, pillock.
>>726179972
perv
>>726179948
except that you're fetishizing cripples is disgusting.
plus you have a gf iirc.
>>726180266
it's not normal to have a paraphernalia for a crippled girl.
>>726180377
but im not a slut
>>726180314
As a non-anime fag, I ask you:
Why is there anime based around the USSR? The Japs fucking hated them.
>>726180474
>>726180042
Also
>gluten free
>orders crumbed chicken breast and beer battered chips
>its fine though
>not an allergy
>>726180179
Can't save images that you already have.
>>726179691
Katawa Shoujo.
>>726180553
Hey man, a holes a hole and any holes a goal
even if what's around the hole don't work
>>726180674
Hanako isn't even crippled.
>>726179399
I bet someone spoils the game before I get to play it ;_;
>>726180553
I didn't say you were, nor was it implied
>>726180471
Okie
>>726180474
I don't think something like that would fit.
>>726180553
I mean... Yeah.
But really, i was just kidding. Thought i'd try and be funny.
Mission failed?
>>726180266
I hate that voice type so much, sounds so forced.
But Navy seal pasta is a classic i respect that.
>>726180289
I'm going to do the first 3 main ones first then do the others. ^^
>>726180290
It's a work in progress idea anyway.
>>726180345
I don't speak japanese ;-;
>>726180553
sound like a slut tbh
>>726180813
maybe be safe!
>>726180042
Coming from mississippi, i know the rent is crazy but split its about the same. Plus always have friends over.
>>726180050
Aww
>>726180314
Yeah 4 years as a naval electrician
>>726180553
>blind girls was hitting on me
>still out of her league
>>726180663
But do you know which images I have :thinking:
>>726180868
JUST DO IT DAMNIT
>>726180868
cute
>>726180954
Hopefully you dont need to flesh it out.
>>726180954
But it's the interwebs and this is 4chan..
>>726180553
>you have a gf
who do you think your talking to?
>fetishizing cripples
I am not in fact i am doing the opposite by treating you as any other grill
-squeaks and looks around the thread curiously-
>>726181115
For you bb, anything.
>>726181000
Have some more prog
https://youtu.be/AwHiidgZqHQ
>>726180954
It's very forced, but i have to see who will actually take the time to record the whole thing without breaking character
>>726181239
GET IN DAFUUUUUGGGGGGBAGGGGG
>>726180954
If they're easy, I'll do them on the way. Otherwise I'll wait for after as well
Gonna try sleep again. Good night
>>726180553
>posting a normal clothed picture now makes you a whore
No wonder feminazis are so mad
>>726181000
Probably half of them smh
>>726181360
Good luck and good night.
>>726181205
would be so much fun though.
>>726181209
Do your best!
>>726181301
Would be annoying lol.
>>726181360
Sleep well friendpal.
>>726181382
i guess if my tits were in focus it would be kinda whore-y
>>726177373
1/10
>>726177463
1/10
>>726177480
1/10
>>726177492
9/10
>>726177513
4/10
>>726177516
9.6/10
>>726177520
0/10
>>726177569
9/100000
>>726177691
?/10
>>726177697
bretty good/10
>>726177800
6/10
>>726177870
10/10
>>726180553
no offense but now you seem cute
>>726180179
Pretty comfy here, got the AC running now that it's starting to warm up around here.
>>726180314
The Lions looked promising last year too, hopefully they can build on what they have and make some noise in the playoffs.
>>726180628
Those are the sorts who ruin gluten free for the ones with celiac disease.
Time for me to get some sleep, take it easy everyone.
>>726181553
denks
>>726181553
Do you like it when Papa Sandler makes a bad movie?
Are you proud?
>>726181553
kek
>>726181553
Why do you keep giving me numbers.
>>726180565
Oh juvia isn't a Soviet or anything. Her Russian style just reminded me of it so i did a quick shop Of a hammer and sickle On her hat. I don't know of any such animes. Then again i am still sort of new to it.
>>726180988
>dubs
What exactly did you do?
>>726181667
They've added some nice pieces in free agency but then again they are the lions
Also nighty night
>>726181250
I've had this song on repeat lately because I finally learned all the parts on guitar
>>726181400
I feel like that dog ruins the picture somehow
>>726181667
Solid, my fan is running even though it's kind of chilly. My room gets stuffy
>>726181351
-Is startled and jumps, staring at you with wide eyes. Can't really get in the bag tonight, is piano practice night.- ._.
>>726181534
I'll try.
>>726181553
>tfw no (you)
>>726181848
well then in that case won't you play something while I sip some of your fresh made tea , non india shit please
>>726181553
hi mavis
please respond
>>726181885
>>726181534
Would it now?
>>726181553
Why do I get a weird rating?
>>726181821
Juvia is gay
Natsu is the way
>>726181838
Its great, isnt it? What about this one?
https://youtu.be/y_z4LTWvpOY
>>726182000
does 000 mean i stole juvie?
When you have a social life and your friends come see you at work
>>726181838
You know what saves it though? Maki
>>726182121
no you retard
>>726181821
Everything from running an electrical plant to houshold wiring.
>>726181984
43h89yg98eyg9r4 / 38409237rf9ue98wh
>>726181885
eiofh8 / 349ufdfd
>>726182138
I have a job where I actually have work to do
>>726182079
Oh wait, I forgot to post my song. I meant I learned Xanadu on guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuOoMprDqg
>>726182234
I hope that bull catches Maki tbh
>>726182000
trips of truth.
>>726181956
-brings you oolong tea and plays a very halting, terrible rendition of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" as has only been playing for 4 days and still struggles to find the notes-
>>726182323
kek
>>726182315
That's not bad, thanks.
good fap
>>726181984
Correct.
Better than my other habits.
>>726182138
what? i dont get it ;-;
>>726182532
What did you finish to and post load?
>>726182351
I treat you with nothing but respect and I get bullied.
>>726182351
I mean, Xanadu is pretty damn awesome as well.
>>726182606
What might those be?
>>726182613
a nice ass and no
>>726181115
That reminds me. Beat Sans yet?
>>726182000
That's where you're wrong.
>>726182121
And no
>>726182290
Did you like it? And was it hard?
>>726182696
Nice try
>>726182932
:thinking:
>>726182649
I don't think I've listened to any Ayreon now that I think about it. I need to expand my music horizons. If I wanted to start with them, where should I start?
>>726182839
Yeah. Only took around 15 tries
>>726182629
Your definition of respect is vastly different from mine lol.
>hugs
>>726182934
It wasnt that good of a try if I didnt get anything.
>>726183028
What type of prog do you like? More ambient, more metal, more rock?
>>726183057
Really? Sounded like more than that. Oh well.
Roast me circa 2002
>>726183218
With Tomo as my witness. He was there when I was at 9 deaths, then watched me die about 6 more times before he was defeated
>>726183238
How many niggers did you have to stab to enjoy that coke?