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Greentext Time (mini-edition): >Be me >Be sick fuck >Just

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greentext Time (mini-edition):

>Be me
>Be sick fuck
>Just "received" a 3-month (24.95$) membership for premium from a suitor who courted me
>Now can make 5 new characters, all with different names, giving me six personalities

The quest begins, help me make a new PREMIUM Meet n' Fuck online character, and then lets get them laid. It'll be like a story! Gets always rule.

6 CHOOSES GENDER GET ROLLING FRIENDOS

:^)
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Male
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>>726175463

AGAIN
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>>726175567
so close
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Let's try female
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Rolling for male because its harder to get FUCKEDD
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>>726175781

Rolling again because being a girl is a riot
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Be a trap, so male.
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Bump this don't let this die
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>>726175964
Reroll
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>>726175964
Never been gay not sure how good the options are
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>>726176007

BANG WERE A GUY, but will we be a trap...
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OP here

2, or 9 gets the name

GO
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THIS IS A PREMIUM MEME GUYS
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hermadaphadite
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>>726176193
>only 2 genders
TRIGGERED
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Silver_Fox, make him an old dude
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>>726176193
Mike Pence
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YourWillyInMyPeelie
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>>726176668

I don't even know what this means
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>>726176193
Let's go nice and simple, mega hitler
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Milhouse
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>>726176739
Boom
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>>726176739

DING DING FUCKER LETS GO
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Milhouse was taken, so we took MILLHOUSE, you can barely tell!

And here he is in all his glory:

1, 4, 7 picks skin color, only human hues it seems..
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don't leave me hanging now boys
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>>726177009
You gotta go white my dood
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>>726177154

white is right, it would appear
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>>726177009
the niggest
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Millhouse is a strong white man, it would seem

Hair color next... 3, 0 picks color (most are available, but no blues for some reason)
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>>726177389
That weird dark green one.
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the closest thing to green
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>>726177389
Keep him ginger my man
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You save this thread it actually has potential and isn't some YLYL, FB fap trash
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>>726177465
Reroll
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>>726177497
reroll
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>>726177465
Rolll
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>>726177389

Ginger fro is awesome keep it
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>>726177498
Rawlins
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closest thing to green
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Blue, if there is any. Otherwise that weird green.
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>>726177389
Ronald?
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Bump this shit

Rolling for White hair
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>>726177544
rerolled
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>>726177465
>>726177465
Cmon..
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>>726177683

WINRAR
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Millhouse is poppin'

1 and 7 pick body type
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>>726177852
Thin.
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beer belly
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>>726177852
Scrawny af make him one of us
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>>726177917
WINRAR
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Character creation is just the beginning, let's talk to some people
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>>726177852
Beer belly
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>>726177917

winner winner chicken dinner
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Chest hair is chosen by 2,4,6

GO!
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HAIRY
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Smooth
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>>726178101
Smooth pepperoni
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Smooth like a babby's butt
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This dude is a player..
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>>726178204
Bing bong
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HAIry PLDS
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My man's poppin fresh
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And finally, the fate of the dong. Smooth or hairy, this isn't an easy one so only 0 can decide.

Some more customization is down the road, Millhouse needs to look his best to fuck his best!
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what fucking game is this, lmao
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>>726178371
Smooth skin for the win
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smooth
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Shaved
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>>726178371
hairy
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>>726178371
Hairy cock
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>>726178371
well, his torso is smooth.

So his balls must be as smooth as you can make them.
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>>726178470

UNREAL NICE GET FUCKER
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>>726178371
Hairy mang
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Hell yeah
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Hairy Potter
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>>726178470
Won by 8 seconds haha
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>>726178371
Shaved
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Phase 3... Let's get detailed

MU-MU-MULTIROLL!

IF your post gets:

1: Ears: Elf, round, normal
2: Eyes: round anime, intense anime etc. Ill do my best
5: Eyebrows: thick, thin, THICC

choose one for each in your posts, and lets get fucking!
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>>726178938
Elf
Intense
THICC
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Ears : Elf
Eyes: Intense Anime
Eyebrows: THICC
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>>726178938
elf,intense,thicc
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elf, anime, THICC
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>>726179049
reroll
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>>726179075

THICC eyebrows confirmed
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Lmao repeats
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>>726178938
big
slits
pencil thin
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elf intense thicc
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>>726179049
Reroll for this.
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>>726179090
reroll
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>>726179214
reroll
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>>726179195
Rr for intense
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>>726179082
>>726179075
>>726179141
Elf, intense, THICC confirmed
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>>726178938
1:Elf ears
2: As anime weaboo as they can get get.
5:Fuken Thicc
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elf intense THICCCCC
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>>726179355
nice dubs
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Everyones on board for the same thing lmao
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>>726179343
we got a winnur
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>>726176381
saved*
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>>726179082

Intense confirmed
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>>726179141

Elf confirmed
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>>726179343
WINRAR(s)
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Elven Millhouse has a unique flavor, very b


MU-MU-MULTI ROLL

Rolls:

7: mustache: yes or no
8: Beard: style (or clean shaven
9: Lips (Dick sucking lips or nah)
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>>726179815
stash let's go!
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>>726179815
yes, beard, sucky suck suck
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mustache: yes
beard : weirdest shit you can find
lips : dicc succ
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>>726179815
Yes
Wizard beard
SUCC
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>>726179815
Mustache = yes
Beard = style
Lips = Dick sucking lips
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>>726179917
WINRAR
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stache : ye
beard: weirdest schiet
lips dicc succer
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>>726179936
reroll
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>>726180052
reroll
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yes
some shitty beard
nah
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>>726179815
wizard beard now!
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>>726180075
rerolll
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>>726180052
reeroll
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>>726179917

First person to respond to this post (hopefully you) choose: pencil stash or curly stache.
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>>726179815
Beard : styled
Dick sucking lips
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>>726180138
weeenaaaar
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>>726180163
curly
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>>726180052
rollre
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>>726180163
pencil!
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>>726180138

Winner, beard it is
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>>726180163
curly
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>>726176193
hitdiscum
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>>726180052
reerole
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>>726180138
reroll
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>>726180163
curly wins with 2/3
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yes
weird beard
succ succ
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>>726179815
Lips for succing dick
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>>726180330
reroll
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>>726180370
Reroll
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>>726179974
reroll
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>>726180407
reroll
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>>726180419
DICK SUCKING LIPS EVERYONE
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>>726180419
SUCC WINS
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>>726180419
WINRAR
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I made some decisions to get the creative process moving, but Millhouse is still wholly yours.

These two are critical...

MEGA DOUBLE ROLL:

0: Decides hairstyle, say what you want and ill give the best equivalent

9: Eye color: they have a ton

Boys, let us complete our perfect being.
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>>726180582
CANCER BALD HAIR
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>>726180673
Roll
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>>726180582
AFRO! BLUE!
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SAVE THE THREAD
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>>726180582
the hair's gotta be HUGE
some weird shit, purple or gold or red or shit
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>>726180582
Mohawk
Bright blue
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>>726180673
Reroll
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>>726180582
Gayest haircut, gayest eyes
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>>726180730

Cancer bald it is...
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>>726180582
mohawk, red eyes
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>>726180730
WINRAR!
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>>726180582
tonsure with mullet
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keep the afro
red
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>>726180791
reroll
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>>726180808
rere
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>>726180582
Buzz cut green
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>>726180582
Pink eyes
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>>726180747
reroll!
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>>726180822
DAMMIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONe?!?!
Also rolling for cancer hair
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>>726180849
Does that mean cancer bald eyes too?
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>>726180849
op rolled 9...
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>>726180582
Green
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>>726180989
you did too
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red eyes (lasers)
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pink eye
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>>726180989
<inception noise>
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>>726181014
Rr
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>>726181014
Reroll
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>>726181039
WE HAVE A WIN(RAR)ER
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OP IS A MORON, THE HAIR ROLL IS STILL UP IN THE AIR
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>>726181039
WINRARRRR!!!!!
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>>726180852
re
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>>726180582
Eye color : anything other than normal (red,pink, whatever)
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>>726177154
>>726181039
Winrar
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>>726181039
Stoner eyes confirmed
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>>726181014
Roll
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>>726181103
mullet
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>>726181159
Rolling for red
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>>726181283
ROll
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>>726181103
nope we already got cancer bald
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can't wait for all the great memes from this thread guise
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Rip only 25 of us
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Fam, I wronged you. There was only normal eye colors, I went with green for the theme. Im so very sorry. A reroll did land on cancer bald. This is our Millhouse, now let's get him DRESSED THE FUCK UP
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>>726181039
>>726180730
the two winners
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>>726181324
and the pinkest of eyes
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Good heavens
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>>726181324
OP, do we need dubs for hair and eyes?
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>>726181403
NAKED!!!!!
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>>726181403
S'alright fam, let's get him spiffy
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>>726181403
dubs gets ascot or no socks
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>>726181389

neck yourself fag don't you have a YLYL or a pics you shouldn't share thread to lurk
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>>726181403
KEEPHIM NUDE
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>>726181511
how the fuck did you know I was here
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>>726181403
god let there be a spider man outfit
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>>726181612
Wait, what the fuck? Who are you?
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>>726181403
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>>726181611
I wasted a dubs...but I want an ascot
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This fucking thread is top kekz
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>>726181403
Some lets get a goofy theme going.
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>>726181639
ROLLING FOR SPIDERMAN OUTFIT
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>>726181695
Roll
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>>726181403
Wtf Mr. Spock
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>>726181750
reroll
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>>726181805
Reroll
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>>726181824
nah mang that's the guy from heroes
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Behold, Millhouse, the perfect being, in his truest form. He has two outfit choices as of now: this and a BEACH WEAR set.

Multi-roll MADNESS:

6 decides casual or beach wear

4 decides shoes and shirt color

1 decides pants color

ROLL FOR ALL THREE GO!
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>>726181858
reroll
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>>726181858
You idiot. You're rolling for ascot or no socks
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fedora pls if dubs
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>>726181944
beach wear, puke, puke
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>>726181943
BEACH WEAR
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>>726181943
Beach
Red
Tan/Khaki/White
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beach wear
loafers and period blood red shirt
period red pants
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>>726181943
Pink. All pink.
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>>726182066
YAAAAA
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>>726182085
reroll
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>>726181943
casual, red, red. homies' a crip.
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>>726181943
casual
pink
red
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>>726182098
Reroll
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>>726182154
WINRARRRRR
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>>726181943
I want the shirt pink
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>>726181943
pink Speedo
Green
Neon Green.
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>>726182106

beach wear it is!
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>>726181943
casual
pink
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I want purple shorts/thong/swim wear
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>>726182066
>>726182154
>>726182151
our winrars
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>>726181899
Wtf Zachary Quinto
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white pants
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>>726182338
nah mang that's the guy from star trek
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>>726182372
Fuck you, I want purple!
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>>726181692
kek
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>>726181692

kek
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pants still need choosing, 1 gets.
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>>726182614
PURPLE
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>>726182614
>>726182151
did this not count?
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>>726182661

Astounding!
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>>726182661
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>>726181692
it's dangerous to go alone! take zachary quinto with you!
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>>726182661
Winneroni
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>>726182661
winrar
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Our god is an awesome god, behold, Millhouse --Ultimate form.

Lets get this party started!
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>>726182910
Premium Meme indeed
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>>726182910
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>726182910
Post server OP.
>>
So where does Millhouses adventure take him, roll 6 for a server!
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>>726183096
Booty Camp.
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>>726183096
BOOTY CAMP
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>>726183096
Booty Camp
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>>726183152
Roll
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>>726183140
reroll
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>>726183088

Don't blow this for me homie! let's do this stealthily
>>
BOOTY CAMP
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>>726183096
big bang!
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>>726183197
Roll
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>>726183177
reroll
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>>726183096
Big bang more ppl more pussi.
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BOOTI CEMP
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>>726183216
YOU DUMB WHORE!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOTY CAMP!!
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Booty camp
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>>726183232
reroll
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>>726183288
thats rite rollin 4 this
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>>726183326
Winrar
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>>726183326
YAAAAA
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>>726183326
WINRAR!
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>>726183324
Chill homie >>726183326
Fam has it
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>>726183326
our win(rar)er
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>>726183326
WINRAR
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>>726183440
I know I know I know
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>>726183447
our win((rar)er)er
>>
looks like this delicious man candy is going to booty camp
>>
Millhouse dives into a world unknown, all just trying to get his dick between some fat titties..

Let the true adventure begin!

First, we should go somewhere more visible...

Here are some choices!

9 chooses:

Beach (a ton of people usually)
Wild West Hotel (main hub and source of paid sex for some reason)
Vodka Bar (fancy lights, less people)

GO GO GO
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VODKA BARS FOR COMRADE STALIN
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>>726183799
B E A C H B O Y
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>>726183799
WILD WEST HOTEL
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>>726183876
reollroll
>>
beach
>>
>CaptainofCock
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>>726183901
Roll
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>>726183876
rollree
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>>726183901
reroll
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>>726183979
WINRAR
>>
>>726183979
WINRAR
>>
Be a beach bitch
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>>726183799
this looks disturbingly similar to club penguin
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>>726183894
A E S T H E T I C
>>
This is Millhouse's Profile, very important stuff here.

The most important thing is our bio, it tells people how to treat us. 1 decides bio (not too long, but I will copy and past whatever you write as is). Remember we're trying to get Millhouse laid, and so WHATEVER we get, I will also be putting "will give premium away for great sex or for good slaves etc." this will flood us with messages and goofs.

REMEMBER, ROLL FOR 1. Write a paragraph about our lord!

oh.. and WILD WEST IT IS (great location)
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>>726184148
you say disturbed......
>>
>>726184269

Looking for stinky larger women only. I want to be sat on
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I AM A MASTER OF ROBLOX MY NAME IS TIMY THE MINECRAFTER100 ALSO IF U ARE A /\/IGGER I WILL NOT HAVE SIX WITH YOU ALSO I WILL GIVE PREMUM AAY FOR GREAT SEX OR FOR GOOD SLAVES
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>>726184269

Looking to mate with a human female to produce half-elf children. No fat chicks
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>>726184422
reroll
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>>726184422
This.
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>>726184269
I play Minecraft from time to time. BUT, Roblox overall is better.
>>
>>726184269
Bio: "They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, they obviously have never been on my genital 0:)"
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>>726184461
THIS WINS YESSS
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kek
>>
>>726184431
WINRARRRR
>>
>>726184431
This
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>>726184475
re
>>
>>726184431

big win my guy
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>>726184494
fuck nvm
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>>726184431
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>
>>726184498
Kek <--- that one
Kek
Kek
Kek
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>>726184498
moot teh cuck
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>>726184470
lol roblox is half decent if you actually take time to find the games that are worth playing, most of the shit you see it complete garbage tho
>>
millhouse x mootthecuck
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>>726184656
You're TIMY, i heard about you.
>>
>>726184791
mootshipping
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>>726184821
this is a nude from me
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>>726184498
be his wingman please
>>
Dude, what if Millhouse fucks Mootthecuck? Amazing crossover. Is it foreshadowing?
Put me in the screencap.
>>
Heres our profile, MOVING to another server, this ones dead!
>>
Millhouse makes contact with another agent.
>>
>>726184939
Was roblox not winrar?
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>>726184939
good by mootthecuck
>>
>>726185016
Oooh the Crossover will begin!
>>
what server?
>>
>>726185051
rip roblox
>>
>>726185016
if millhouse and mootthecuck fuck this will have been the most extremely involved act of masturbation in history.
>>
>>726185231
Foreshadowing?
>>
>>726185314
SUSPENSE
>>
>>726185211
</3
>>
>>726185377
Put us on the fucking Screencap
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>>726185314
jk everybody here's prolly already edging
>>
MINI-ROLL: where is mill house from.

3 chooses country!
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>>726185466
KEKISTAN
>>
>>726185466

Aussie Aussie Aussie
>>
>>726185466
>México
>>
>>726185466
Roll for Based Ukraine
>>
Russia, Cherynoble
(sry for shit spelling)
>>
>>726185466
Djbouti
>>
>>726185536
reroll
>>
>>726185466
Fartville
>>
>>726185595
reroll
>>
>>726185587
reroll
>>
>>726185589
reroll
>>
>>726185466
netherlands
>>
>>726185466
Mother Russia
>>
>>726185587
REROLE
>>
>>726185617
Rollin
>>
>>726185466
Mootthecucks cuckold dungeon
>>
>Burgerland
>>
>>726185648
re roll
>>
>>726185466
Saudi Arabia
>>
>>726185587
REEEEROLL
>>
>>726185638
reroll
>>
>>726185466
San Francisco
>>
>>726185466
Japan
>>
>>726185647
rolling
>>
>>726185466
Spunktown
>>
>>726185466
Antarctica
>>
Kenya
>>
>>726185703
winrer
>>
>>726185703
Winrar
>>
>>726185703
WINRAR!
>>
>>726185656
Re-roll
>>
>>726185703
Weiner
>>
>>726185703
boring ass niggerfaggot, also winrar.
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>>726185783
WINRAR
>>
>>726185849
NOPE!
>>
Crack den
>>
>>726185823
Hey I first said México...
>>
>>726185815
winrar!
>>
WINRAR!!!!!!!
>>
BROTHERS, ITS TIME.

Time to woo our first lady.. who's up for it.

1 gets the exact line.

Country confirmed for: Burgerland!
>>
Has to be real places. Antarctica was first real place.
>>
>>726185849
>>726185703
Nu-uh
>>
>>726186031
oops
>>
>>726186042
"xD how about you and I get straight down to le sexy time"
>>
>>726186042

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>726186042
hey bb. want sum fuk?
>>
Kill niggers
>>
>>726186045
Burgerland is America /newfag/
>>
>>726186128
reroll
>>
>>726186042
"M'lady, u lookin fine lmao xD"
>>
>>726186042
M'lady
>>
I hab to fart
>>
i am pretty good at adopt and raisw a cute baby on roblox
>>
Tits or gtfo
>>
>>726186042
Hey baby-cakes, you a trap?
>>
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Quick! Roll for Moot's About!
3,6,9
>>
SIDE MISSION ALERT!!!:

Get moot the fuck and mill house laid. If I get it to happen, I will send pics!

Our agents stand ready to strike.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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