Hey 4chan. I know most of you don't give a crap, but I'm

>>726169005

how long do you give yourself to realize that having a random girl in your life won't cure your retarded issues?

>>726169119
It's not so much that I'm actually retarded, I'm actually very intelligent, and have been told very often that I'm an excellent writer, I've just never really had the motivation to do anything with my life.

>>726169005
Nudes of her?

>>726169409
Hell no. I'm a protestant.

>>726169401

sorry, what i meant to say was

>how long do you give yourself to realize that having a random girl in your life won't cure your retarded (and i mean that in the colloquial sense of the word) issues?

better?

good for you man. good for you

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>>726169005
Nobody gives a fuck.

>>726169582
Well, like I said, I used to have no inspiration to do anything. Severe manic depression, I could barely drag myself outta bed in the morning (even with the meds,) but now I'm actually excited to be alive. Grades have improved, I've been doing my job better, and things are just falling into place a lot better.

>>726169928
Deperssion sucks man, I used to have them. I feel worse recently though.

>>726169770
Eh, I've got a few replies already. Your point is invalid.

>>726169005
Where did you meet? Church? Family reunion?

>>726170024
It gets better man. Is it that "I'm missing something" feeling?

>>726170135
School. I'm a Junior, she's a Sophomore.

>>726169550
No. Do you want to BUY some nudes of her.

>>726169928

hasnt improved your ability to read unfortunately.

good luck when you realize the random girl is not a cure for depression.

How big is your girlfriend's cock?

>>726170401
Can I fuck her?

>>726170581
You saying you have them?

>>726170249
not that anon but most of the time my sadness swings go hand in hand with "something has gone terribly wrong and how the hell did I end up here in life"

>>726169005
Have you blown a load of cum on her face, hair, titties and rub it on her little pussy?

>>726170754
No. That's mine.

>>726169005
How'd you do it? I'm 28 and a hug less kissless virgin

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>>726169005

Good job anon, don't screw it up!

>>726170992
Nope. We're waiting until we feel like we're financially stable enough to raise kids, probably post-marriage.

>>726170249
Well, some stuff about not getting a girlfriend, and doing illigal shits.

>>726170939
Yeah, I'd get that too. It sucks man. Like I said though, it takes time, but it gets better eventually.

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>>726169005
Now lad, I'm not saying that you're full of it.
All I'm saying is
Do your parents know you're raping your pillow on a nightly basis?
It can't be good for your sanity lad, or the thread count in that poor pillow case

>>726171056
Hell if I know man, apparently she just liked me and was real excited when I asked her out.

>>726171075
I'm trying not to.

>>726171584
Why did you ask her out? Do you like her back?

Also, are you still in high school? Not that I care.

>>726171722
Yeah, about to finish junior year up, it's been pretty rough up until recently. Anyway, I heard a rumor that she liked me, and I had always thought she was cute but I hadn't really talked to her a lot. (I was friends with some of her "besties"" so we hung around in the same circles, and they talked about me a lot.) After I started taking more notice of her, I noticed that she stared at me a lot during fourth period which I found adorable, but for the first week or two I was having trouble figuring out how to deal with it because I'm awkward and can't (Couldn't?) deal with women.

>>726169928
Good on you anon, just remind that she might vanish from your life (and it's likely she will). Putting all the eggs in only one basket is not wise

>>726172336
Wanna talk more on it here? I need some help with my problems.

https://discordapp.com/invite/symHP

>>726172336
>>726171722
Anyway, after I think, like, five or six schooldays, I got tired of being nervous and awkward around her, so I pulled her to the side and said something like "Hey, I'm 100% terrible with girls...but I happen to think that you're cute and I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you're interested in that." we've been dating since the beginning of February, we have a lot in common, and the feeling when I'm around her is indescribable. She's pretty much all I ever think about.

>>726172754
I've tried Discord, never got it to work though. Anyway, a stay at a psych hospital and a good therapist did a world of good for me.

>>726173041
Wanna chat though?

>>726172385
I don't think so, man. I've liked girls before, but this feels a lot different. I dunno. I could be wrong, but I've got my fingers crossed that I get my eternity with her.

>>726169005
>I finally found myself a cute little girlfriend, and I'm happier than I've ever been
Woot! Way to go!

>>726173153
Sure. Ain't like I've got much better to do...I'm on 4chan.

>>726173309
yea i thought so too....

>>726173424
U got snapchat?

Mine is edgyxenokid666

>>726173333
Thanks man! Also, frickin' check'd man, quads.

>>726169005
Good for you. I'm happy for you.

>>726173466
>>726173608
Sorry, I avoid social media like the plague, people make me angry.

>>726173752
Hmm, know a good place to chat?

>>726169005
I'm in the same boat
What's she like?
Any pics of her? Anything really just to see how she is

>>726173309
You will be destroyed with this mindset, but go on anon, I'm cheering for you

>>726173879
I usually just do it in-thread.

>>726174207
I perfer to use real time chat.

U got a twitch account btw? Or maybe skype or steam.

>>726173943
I would show her off, but I don't have any picture of her on this, plus there's no way I'm gonna trust /b/ with pictures. But, she's about 5'4, kinda chubby, has eyes that change color, really into Harry Potter and MCR, (edgy teen phase, probably.) incredibly sweet, and really self conscious.

>>726174753
> eyes that change colour

You sure she's real?

>>726174637
I have pretty much no on-line presence.

>>726174861
It's grey-blue to green mostly. It happens.

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>>726174753
Holy shit are you me
I'm 6'2 my girl is 5'3 she comes right up to my shoulder it's adorable and she sounds really similar to that
Eyes are just blue, but with gold flecks
God I love her so much

Im glad for you anon. I sincerely hope your qt gf dies miserably so you can realize you dont need her to be happy.
An hero afterwards

>>726169928
Good for you, how you embrace life absurdity is your own business.

I'll take the other path

The harmless, ironic autistic path.

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>>726174886
All right, let's talk here. Im a high school freshman. I liked this girl at my class. My friend offered to tell her my feelings. According to my friend, she wasn't intrested. I decided to commit crimes such as vandalism to foget about the incident and have something to do since trying to get her isn't an option anymore.

Pic related, my school the next morning when I egged it.

>>726175267
Hehe, coincidence is funny thing. But yeah, I'm 5'11, and mine has a bit of a rounder face, and shorter hair. It's bleached blond because she dyes it really bright colors, (again, edgy teenager phase,) and she wears choker necklaces.

>>726173309
You need to figure out how to deal with your depression without a crutch, otherwise when she leaves it will become stronger.

>who else solves the captcha by the assumption that the majority picture is what they want you to click?

>>726175535
Wise choice
Letting your friend express your feelings was autistic tho.

>Having those feelings....what are you a normie?

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>>726175535
>I'm a high school freshman
get the fuck out underageb&

>>726175301
Thanks, I sincerely hope you stop being a cringey faggot someday. Don't you have 8th grade math homework to do?

>>726175267
Ew.

>>726175768
Yeah, it was a autistic choice.

Maybe? Im a normie. Kind of want her to abuse me though....

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>>726175858
I never said what grade.... I switched school

>>726172336
>>726172844
That is adorable

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>>726175535
>highschool freshman
are you asking to be b&?

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>>726169005
HOW DID YA DO IT MAH BOI?!

>>726175864
>different anon
Seems you're projecting your adolescence onto other anons

>>726169005
Congratulations, /b/ro. I have nothing to say to you. Good luck.

>>726176120
Maybe? I switched high school after getting expelled. Im a freshman at my current high school.

>>726175535
It's alright man, I wasted a year and a half of my life chasing this one chick before I met my Sammy. Also, egging isn't really too bad, and I commend you for doing that because I feel that it's a dead art. Main thing is to stick around your friends and family, they're good for you.

>>726175882
...


yeah, good luck normie

>>726176292
I was planning on smashing the glass or burning the tree beside it after. Or maybe start some kind of vandalism spree.

>>726176031
So you're behind three years.

>>726175720
Thing is, it feels like it's pretty much gone since I met her.

>Yes, I thought that's what we all did...

You a virgin?

>>726169401
>writer
>intelligent
pick one.

I also got one yesterday my man

Feels good don't it

>>726176243
Find something to do other than polluting a already uninhabitable shit hole. The new generation b/tarts dilute this place, making it hard to find any o/c worth while. In the end 8 chins is close to the original thing, but lacks the traffic speed.

>>726176119
Thanks. I like to think so myself.

>>726176187
Eh, maybe. It was just the first demeaning insult I thought of.

>>726176403
Eh, still, so long as you aren't hurting PEOPLE, it's not so bad. Regardless, have you told anyone that you aren't feeling so hot?

>>726169005

Rock on, dude.

>>726176488
Yep.

>>726176449
Well I've dealt with it as well exercise, diet change, and self exploration through deep thought, but to each their own. Your applying a bandaid to a broken leg, when it's gone the legs still broken. Not arguing that it will make you feel almost whole. The worst part for me was the realization I was still broken.

> also I just find it odd

>>726176574
I'd argue with you, but I'm failing math hard.

>>726177013
Not really, told some of my close friends that I don't feel well. Not sure about the hurting people part in the future though....

>>726169550
I hope you're not fucking evangelical

>>726176830
People generally project their own issues in arguments, I suppose it's the most painful thing on their mind idk.

>>726177139
I've been through therapy, and a stay in a psych hospital, but those only did so much. Sammy's really been a kick for me though, and I've done a lot better with her than with anything else, including the pills.

>>726177295
If you can, tell your parents and get a counselor. Having someone to vent to helps out a lot.

>>726177342
I try not to be. Believing in God is a choice, being forced into it doesn't help anyone. I'm willing to debate with people pretty much whenever, but shoving it in people's faces doesn't work.

>>726169550
>Hell no. I'm a protestant.
Religion has nothing to do with nudes.

>>726177545
I'm taking the time to type this to express my point of view, don't be so single track minded. I have nothing to gain from this conversation. I dealt with manic depression for years.
Congratulations on the gf, just saying strive to improve, and understand yourself so in the case of catastrophic failure you don't crash and burn. Loneliness is a symptom of deeper darker demons, the pain you've hidden away.

>>726169928
Ffwd 3 weeks
>qt3.14 just dumped me
>dubs decide how I kill myself
>trips and I stream it

>>726179115
Kek.
Probably so wise anon.

>>726178608
If you practice your religion right, it definitely does. That's for my eyes only, after I've said "I do." There should never be a tangible, transferable image of that. It's private.

Good for you. Don't fuck it up, you goddam lonely depressed retard.

>>726178772
Well of course. I shouldn't ever "forget" my problems. It's a struggle I'll have 'till the day I die, it just doesn't feel like such an uphill battle anymore.

>>726179292
>>726179115
I already tried that, I didn't stream it. Regardless, we're going pretty strong.

>>726179635
I think my best friend said those precise words to me.

>>726171056
You should hug more then

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>>726179401

>>726179969
Attention seeking faggot. I'm shocked.

>>726180761
Call it what you want, but we both came from broken households, and we don't want that for ours.

>>726181384
Children of divorce are more likely to divorce. And you're doubling those chances. Solid plan, faggit.

>>726180899
I don't need to impress you. This is just a common conversation topic on here. Regardless, you're just being a sub-par troll, is that any better?

>>726181644
>More likely.
The statistic doesn't control my life. For example; if I have a pool in my backyard, I'm statistically more likely to drown thirty feet away from my house than most people, does that mean I'm going to?

>>726176574
I would argue that it doesn't apply to ALL writers, at the very least. I think that there are many intelligent non-fiction writers.

>>726181683
>conversation
Nobody is interested. This is distinctly not a conversation. The only satisfaction is knowing she will dump you, you will cut yourself like the faggot you are, and your parents will only be more ashamed of the worthless pussy they raised, while silently wishing you would succeed in killing yourself so they could at least get some pity and sympathy, rather than the constant shame conversation bd embarrassment that haunts them every day.

>>726182031
>the pool is only 15 feet from the house
You even suck at drowning you faggot

>>726182556
Oooh, edgy. You know, you're the one of the dumbest types of posters on 4chan. I'd bet money that you're that retard that goes on an hero threads and types "Livestream it faggot, KYS." I'm sorry that your life sucks and your parents didn't raise you with any sense, that really does suck, and you have my sympathy, but that doesn't give you the entitlement to be a raging moron. Some people are happier than you. Some people don't have a will to live. Telling these people to die isn't going to make you feel better. We were put on this Earth to be nice to each other, and if you can't stop being a twat for twelve seconds and realize that, then stay off of the internet. We don't want you any more than the rest of the world does.

>>726182786
>Screw you I'll put the pool wherever I feel like.
That's not my point.

>>726183429
Fake and gay

Good for you man, proud of ya

>>726184609
Nice comeback. Get the Hell out of my thread.

>>726184732
Thanks /b/ro.

>>726184817
>we were put on this Earth to be nice to each another
You follow your own advice about as well as you followed through on that suicide attempt.

>>726185017
I'm not gonna tell him to kill himself, but I also don't want to deal with people like that.

>>726182031
>Parents divorced
>Neither filed for custody
Kek

Will you kill yourself when she cheats on you?

>>726185200
>implying anyone other than me is replying to you
Your thread is shit and needs to be pruned.

>>726185299
Says who?

>>726185457
I probably will. I'm such a disappointment to my family, they have been asking me to.

>>726184732
>>726184890
Samefag

>>726185583
Weird family

>>726185472
Then why are you still here? You're feeding it. I swear to God, people should need a license before they're allowed to use the web.

>>726185766
>>726185583
>>726185680
Jesus, the cancer is strong with this faggot.

>>726185959
Not all the same anon. Try harder faggot.

>>726185771
Because you're losing your shit and that makes me happy. You are a worthless faggot and are becoming more and more miserable as this thead goes on.

>>726185771
>swearing to God
That's a sin, anon

>>726186265
You think I'm mad? No. I'm disappointed. You sir, have my pity, and nothing more.

>>726186474
Did I say I was perfect?

>>726186585
As disappointed as your parents are in you? Not even close I'm sure.

>>726186585
Fake

>>726186709
Is that your only insult? C'mon, try harder.

>>726186752
You can try to invalidate it all you want. Doesn't mean anything.

>>726187011
>>726186945
>Not goatsie
You lose the internet.

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>>726169005
Congrats OP on your successful bait thread. The amount of new here is depressing.

>>726187381
>I've been here 6 months
>you're new
Fine bait indeed

>>726187307
>>726187158
>>726187087
>>726187040
>>726187396
>Still not goatsie
How do you live with yourself?

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fuck this im derailing *wink wink*

>>726187381
Hey man, we enjoyed it.

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>>726169005
is that you in the pic?

>>726187674
>>726187709
Hey man, works for me..

I'm just glad this shit thread has received its proper treatment

>>726187809 Nah. I don't trust 4chan with personal pictures.

>>726188056
This is my gf tho. R8?

>>726187993
We had our fun. Enjoy, I'm just waiting to see what all goes down before this 404s.

>>726188154
What?

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>>726188154
Forgot pic

>>726188278
Pancake/10

>>726188261
Huh?

>>726188261
Wat?

>>726188460
Who?

>>726188261
Wut?

>>726188541
Where?

>>726188541
When?

>>726188632
>>726188584
How?

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OP's gf's digits

>>726176403
You're a fucking faggot, dude. Have you tried growing a pair and moving on?

>>726188857
Certainly. Because I wouldn't just save it as her name.

what a fucking shit show this thread was lmao

>>726169005
Anything, eh? Considering Putnam's Twin Earth thought experiment does the fact that what is meant by water different displace what is considered the "place" for the mind to exist?

Also, you're a total fucking pussy if you think that having a girlfriend makes your life worth living.

>>726189525
Yeah...This is what 4chan does.

>>726189760
Having someone to share your life with is a wonderful thing. Also, I believe our minds exist in multiple dimensions at once, and in many places at once, so I'm not sure.

>>726190101
Both your statements make perfect sense. They signify that you're an idiot who doesn't know shit about philosophy or life. Having someone to share your life with is just what tends to happen when you live it, it'll get boring soon and then you'll have babies and that's your money for as long as you support them. The dual earth experiment Putnam posited suggests that because what someone thinks about reality is considerably dependent upon reality the mind mustn't simply be located in the brain. The argument follows Saul Kripke's revamped Descartian dualism but has lent itself into a sort of non-reductionistic physicalism as well as the philosophical position of externalism rather than anything Descartes was arguing for.

>>726187804
Congratulations, you've won the internet.

>>726190784
Philosophy isn't really something to be studied, in my opinion. The answers lie within yourself more than anything. Besides that, things only get boring when you let them get there.

>>726191274
I disagree. From my perspective philosophy is something to be studied.

Also, answers don't lie within ourselves, that's not what a truth is, truths correspond in some way to reality and can be disquoted.

>>726190784

I've always thought philosophy to be interesting, but I find that nearly NONE of it has any modern real-world application. As far as, "Knowing shit about life" is concerned, that comes with experience; something many people here lack, including yourself, I would say. Of course, even if you're fairly aged, I somehow doubt you've learned from the years you've experienced, judging by the quality of your post; either that, or you're playing the "average /b/tard" who spews armchair philosophy and insults in an effort to be, "that guy."

Personally, meeting the wife pulled me out of a terribly tailspin. She, without even knowing it, picked me up and helped get me back on track. We've been married nearly a decade now and it isn't boring in the slightest. We've chosen not to have kids (she's had her tubes tied), we both work good jobs, take a nice vacation a year and take part in each other's hobbies. She DID make my life better and continues to do so.

We, as individuals, decide what gives our lives meaning. That's person to person and anyone who has lived and taken lessons from their years will tell you that. You're not nearly as smart as you're trying to appear and you should really just stop.

>>726191954
To look within and know precisely how you think and feel about a given situation without doubts or second guessing is the first step to thinking critically about the world around you. The need to throw around names and theories just shows that you suck at figuring things out yourself.

I don't got any questions, but i'm glad you're happy and ily

>>726192093
It's sad that you don't think philosophy has any real world application given that from the 6th century BCE all the way to the invention of the computer it was philosophy leading the way. The mathematics behind computers required the logic developed by Frege. Philosophy today exists within a university system built on a free market wherein knowledge for the sake of knowledge doesn't get funding. If it did perhaps we'd find more philosophy more important in anticipating more technology but it doesn't and that's not in no small part to the rather common and banal insinuation that philosophy has no modern real world application.

>>726192336
Thanks. You take care, man.

>>726192239
To look within yourself and know how you feel about something is most certainly not critical thinking! That's just fucking ludicrous! Critical thinking is when you analyse and scrutinise evidence rationally. If you simply don't doubt things you're naive... If you don't second guess things you're not thinking...

Oh I get it, you're troll baiting me... Well played.

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Alright, OP here, I'm going to bed. This was a great thread though, thank you guys. See you around /b/.

>>726169005
I was a sadboi too until I met my girl a year ago. I was just a shithead going about life with no real goals. She showed up at this ice cream place near my house one night and I thought meh. I started seeing her around more though and we started hanging out even though I thought she was a little annoying. After awhile she really got through to me and completely changed the way I look at things. I'm much happier now that I'm with her and I honestly have never loved anything as much as I love her. Instead of heading nowhere, I quit my old "job" and I now have a job working with her. Life is looking up for me too anon

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>>726193086
Forgot pic. That's her. Love of my life