Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>726156059
SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dude feelings lmao
>Misaki claimed
Here
I wonder if the 2mb image size cap will ever be returned to its original 4mb cap.
>>726156131
Is there a problem
>>726156355
Doubtful
>>726156355
Doubt it.
Claim
>>726156362
Claiming best girl
>>726156453
>>726156457
Sucks. Can't post a lot of gifs and WebMs now.
>>726156232
Interesting build.
カラミチーマス
>>726156059
Sage
This thread sucks
>>726156685
Thanks
anime blows
>>726156909
Aero nice.
>>726156969
Nice facebook image.
Rea are you around?
>>726157288
sorry buddy i actually stole it from wordpress
though it's obvious through your shitty deflect that you don't have the skill necessary to debate me in waifu combat
i emerge victorious
tipp
>>726157702
She said no
>>726157864
Welcome back
>>726157776
Please, your comment was "anime blows" which encompasses your waifu.
But then again, I bet all the P&S&G girls blow.
>>726156909
Nice gun, how was it when you took it out shooting?
>>726157960
You're so polite... And I'm not back. Rea just told me to tell Tomoko that she's not around.
>>726157864
Oh well that sucks
>>726158120
Oh. Good bye then
>>726158055
Kicked me, smelled like burned cat piss, heavy, but reliable. Kind of like my ex girlfriend.
>>726158166
Don't worry it's not your fault. She said "Goodnight".
>>726158185
Bye Alice <3
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>726158338
sort of deep. Kinda.
>>726156909
>mado
>>726158553
Yeah yeah. Night to them too.
>>726158338
Nice, never shot one before myself, but I can imagine that it took some getting used to, especially with the kick. How much was it for the entire build altogether?
>>726159020
How did she know you were calling her?
>>726159237
Still never learned exactly why. Kind of just don't worry about it.
>>726158619
Well, my ex would kick me in the nuts. This kicks me in the shoulder.
>>726158637
>Slav shit
>>726159156
$750
Over the factory stuff, I got a better charging handle, E-trigger, stock, aluminum lower, rail, .223 wylde stainless barrel, and a cool flash suppressor
Recoil can be a bitch if you're used to .22
>>726159417
That's really... creepy.
>>726159822
Is it? Maybe ask them sometime.
>>726159676
tfw slav shit
Pepsi > coke
>>726159676
Yeah, I bet. I'm fine with a .30-30, but that's the largest that I've shot enough times to get a feel for. I'd say that $750 was a lot to put into it, but if you're gonna be keeping it for a long time, it's worth it.
>>726159822
I didn't think you were staying
rip best gril
>>726160116
do names ever load late for you? maybe my computer is just bad :/
I like sprite :o
>>726159949
She's just smiling at me. I think you guys are trolling me.
>>726160308
I'm creeped the fuck out right now!
>>726160116
Yes.
>>726160465
I never try to think about it, it's a bit creepy though
>>726160116
This
>>726160465
Im not. Maybe Rea is.
Back
>>726160017
(You)
>>726160224
I mean, it's gonna be my 'do everything' gun for a long time (aside from CCW and car duty) and I'll keep it running as long as I can, so yeah.
>>726160465
Tell Rea to tell you to post your drawings.
>>726160383
Yeah sometimes they take a while to load Sachi.
He's mine.
>>726160876
what if zelda was a girl?
>>726160743
his trip is kinda weird, though I wasn't sure if that was you or another mai claimer that really enjoys pepsi :o
>>726160116
I'm drinking a coke right now.
claim
>>726161251
nice
>>726160533
Something's afoot~
>>726160613
hm... okay. She's not talking to you outside of threads is she?
>>726160735
._.,
>>726161426
What kind of thing might be afoot?
>>726161426
No they are not. Ive only asked once and they didnt really take to that idea.
>>726160711
Very nice, hopefully that Florida humidity doesn't become a bother. What do you have for CCW?
>CAPTCHA for street signs is an all too familiar area of Dallas
>mfw
>>726161426
Do it.
>>726161012
fuck Zelda, I want that sweet little fairy boy ass.
bdsm girl, best girl
Hello everyone
KU onto the sweet 16.
Was a good day
>Juvia claimed
>>726161988
Good stuff.
Do you like anime?
Sorry for slow replies I was eating oranges.
>>726161524
Eh, nothing, I'm just paranoid. Goodnight Alice.
>>726161570
Hmm, okay I believe you. Goodnight.
>>726161794
I will soon but I'm only drawing something for Tomoko. Goodnight
>>726162107
I even like AMVs.
Since you posted Ararararagi-san
https://youtu.be/NZfFAPii2gE
>>726162232
Sleep well Mokarin. See you in the morning
>>726162232
Night Sono.
>>726161710
Ruger P89, it's just a car gun until I hit 21.
An extremely blocky piece of shit, ungainly, a little heavy, but it's mostly steel, reliable as the AR-15 and shoots good groups.
I'm not a huge fan of polymer as you can probably tell.
>>726162107
Kinda? Not as much as everyone else i am guessing.
>>726162269
Isn't anime the best?
Huh?
HUH?
HUHUHUH????
>>726162514
Not the best, but it's okay.
>>726162083
Whatever was left of my bracket was gone after Villanova lost. Wasn't expecting Michigan to do what they did either.
>>726162387
Worse comes to worse, that steel is great to bonk something over the head. I like the feeling of heavy metal as well.
>>726162083
Whatever was left of my bracket was gone after Villanova lost. Wasn't expecting Michigan to do what they did either.
Claimed
https://discord.gg/Zvxg6
We want fucking weebs here
>>726162597
YEAH BUT IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST
>>726156112
Who is this?
Dibs
>>726162627
Indeed. It weighs as much as 1911 when loaded. Then everyone and their grandmother wanted a plastic pistol.
I still prefer it over anything else tbh.
What happens tomorrow for you? Trying to figure out how I'm going to get back into the daily grind without losing my head.
>>726162627
>mfw Villanova lost
>mfw all of my brackets lost a final4 team at least.
I kind of saw Michigan beating Louisville. Honestly they might beat Oregon too. Which will set up a KU vs MI match up. Would be a good time for me if KU won
>>726162737
Hello
>>726162798
Hello
>>726156177
>>726163148
Cute.
>>726163148
New phone who dis
>>726163037
What's up Juvia
>>726163441
It wasn't me.
>>726163037
Hello
we need another good yandere again
>>726162737
Ayy Yuuki. How's your evening?
>>726162919
We're auditing a group of inspectors we contract with to handle vacant areas when people leave or when we're having to train newbies before they're released- there's been some concerns about the quality of the work, the time spent on the inspections, and some wonky documentation here and there. I'll be taking one of them out for quality check tomorrow afternoon. I'm expecting them to be on good behavior, but to balance that out, I picked a really bad place with a lot going on to give me the best sense of the actual work they do when I'm not over their shoulder.
>>726163037
Baylor almost choked one away just now too. Although the favorites are moving on for the most part, I like how a bunch of the games are close, even if someone pulls away near the end.
>>726163863
>yuno
>good yandere
baby's first guro wannabe and yandere wannabe anime
nigger
>>726163889
Eating some ramen and watching youtube. I'm taking a break from studying for an Evidence exam later this week. What about you?
Ohayo
>>726163889
Sounds like fun.
I'm just sitting here waiting for the work to start pouring back in. It's actually been a long break.
>>726163730
My super skills as a non namesync fag tells me it's fucking Shizu
>>726164424
That is me. I was not the bote.
>>726163441
*bullying noises*
>>726164611
How's the beard guy doing tonight
>>726164736
*rejection noises*
>>726163622
>dubs
Nothing much
Just enjoyed my day off and watched some college hoops.
You?
>>726163773
How are you?
>>726163889
Yeah they've been mostly close at least.
Oregon almost lost too. I was kind of hoping they would to keep the Rams alive but oh well at least Kansas didn't lose.
God knows I'd never hear the end of it.
>>726164283
Hello Yui
>>726163441
ti bato
>>726159676
Whenever we were having sex and I would come close to edge, my ex would always dig her nails in my back or start pulling on my hair like a psycho. I never understood wtf was wrong with her. Did she, deep inside her, despise me so much as to want to deprive me of reaching orgasm and only get off on her own.. or am I too dense about something? Did she simply enjoy inflicting pain? This kind of shit haunts me every now and then
>>726164911
I'm ok. I apparently shitposted a shitposter in to leaving, so that's a little amusing. How about you?
>>726164189
Sore as hell from working all day at the ranch. On the other hand, my dad and I were able to finish the roofing on a new goat corral and got a ton of eggs from our chickens. Gonna have to save a couple for my next bowl of ramen or soup. Watching anything good on YT?
>>726164283
今晩は。Doing well?
>>726164323
I'd rather things go smoothly versus having to return with some bad news and a bunch of paperwork, but anything can happen on a Monday. I'm thinking about taking a couple of days off soon for the hell of it. It's about time for me to mentally recharge a bit before we get really busy and I start feeling burnt out.
>>726165290
nice feet
>Mercy claim- my Dark Heresy character finally regained her chainsword edition
>>726165290
splendid feet
>>726164999
Hi
>>726165138
Hi Holo
>>726165219
More or less yes
>>726165032
Bel anon
>>726165146
That's rather amusing. Wish I witnessed it. I spent my day shitposting with someone, haven't laughed this much this month
>>726165385
Hey Yui! How's you?
>>726165290
Pedular mechanisms of greater quality!
>>726165333
M O M M Y
>>726165333
Good job, so what do you plan to use it for?
>>726165517
Good, and you?
>>726164911
*mutual autistic screeching*
>>726165590
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
>>726165607
Killing fucking heretics and xenos of course!
>>726164999
>checked
I'm assuming you made a bracket? How's it holding up?
>>726165219
Not really, I switched to Twitch. They have a 24/7 stream of Power Rangers going in prep for the movie releasing soon. It's so cheesy it's actually entertaining
>>726165138
Pianoholo!!!!!!!
>>726165618
good good! Just got out of my bath with my empty tokkuri
>>726164283
Yui
>>726165138
I don't think that's why she was doing it.
>>726165219
Well recharging really doesn't work for me as we've seen. At least not short breaks. I'm sure we talked a bunch over Christmas break and you noticed the difference there.
>>726165739
mommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
>>726165461
It's fun, once in a while.
>>726165928
Drink a lot of sake?
>>726166004
Misaki
Nice gun btw
>>726165385
How are you?
>>726165831
Oh not just a bracket, many brackets. About 40 or so. None of them have all 4 of my final 4 teams in it since Villanova lost.
>>726164999
Nice trips. Being the only fan of a given team in enemy territory is feast or famine- you get to enjoy it if they win, especially against a hated rival, but if you lose, you gotta live with it.
South Carolina seems to be hanging with Duke right now, but they'll probably pull away later.
>>726165385
Make any good music recently?
>>726165831
Damn man, I forgot they were even remaking that. Nothing wrong with some cheesy entertainment though.
>>726166004
Short is about all I can get sometimes, a week off maybe once or twice yearly. I have the vacation time, but beyond that and I'd be returning to a mountain of paperwork and voicemails that would be hard to catch back up. Short breaks for me are like a good powernap, just long enough to help, but not long enough to make me feel lazy.
Long breaks can be tough too, but then you get back into it and the break sometimes didn't feel long enough.
Back to annoy everyone
>>726166660
annoy me
>>726166404
Good, and you?
I see something happened in the basketball season that you don't like
>>726166427
I wouldn't say good, but yes, I finished a song two nights ago.
Been feeling very iffy on my music lately.
>>726166404
Holy crap haha! I didn't make one, I don't follow basketball at all (college or NBA). I'm just waiting for baseball season to start
>>726166427
Yep, I've never been a power rangers person, but I enjoy this cheesy acting. I do think I downgraded in quality going from YouTube to this though
>>726166427
I mean KU and Michigan don't really have any rivalry going but I'm always getting hassled by everyone about how great Michigan is during the Football season so it'd be nice to get a win over them in basketball
I don't know. SC is a pretty good team and duke is duke. Wouldn't be surprised if Duke lost.
>>726166899
>dubs
Yeah. The team i picked to win the championship in most of my brackets just lost yesterday.
>>726167070
Baseball I've been following on and off for the past few years. I'll probably follow it this year though.
>>726166841
Ur mom
>>726166899
Yeah, I know the feeling. I've had a couple of botches in the kitchen recently where the taste was there, but not so much on the appearance. That's how it sometimes is with the more complex stuff, but at the same time I know what to do for next time.
>>726167070
I saw it as a kid growing up, but once they started splitting off into all the different series, I grew out of it. Sometimes the remakes are cool, other times it's only like the original in name only.
>>726167855
fug
>>726166189
Thanks
>>726166427
True enough
Just gonna hang out for a bit until sleepy time.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>726165878
Anon-kuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
>>726166004
Am I just being too autistic?
>>726166189
Most of what I drink is sake. So probably a lot. If not sake it's probably going to be bourbon
>>726168139
Pretty much what I'm doing, gonna sleep like a stone tonight after all that work earlier.
>Houki
>>726167746
I used to really dislike baseball, but a few of my friends in school got me watching it and rooting for teams, and now it's my favorite sport
>>726167924
I watched it occasionally as a kid, but I was too ingrained in other series that I just didn't much care for it. Remakes are fine, but other times they're done really poorly
>cough Ghostbusters cough
Hello all, hope the day/night's going well!
https://youtu.be/OeqDjgiWevE
>>726156059
My waifu is the best!
>>726168163
hello piano holo made anything today?
>>726168565
where is she from?
>>726168565
Can't complain, just studying for an exam. I'm digging this music
>>726168163
She probably really enjoyed it and grabbed onto what she could hold
In my more sinful days when I gave head my girl would furiously grab my hair and/or push me down.
Yes, you're just being autistic.
>>726168919
>misaki
>>726167746
RIP :'(
I hope your other brackets win
>>726167924
I guess so, I suppose I am learning in the process.
>>726168139
How are ya
Glad break's over?
>>726168163
More than water even? :o
I don't think that is healthy
Tell me what is on your mind
>>726168437
Which team do you root for?
>>726169086
Me too, it'll be hard though
But how have you been?
>>726169500
I'm a Braves fan
>>726168812
Chrono Trigger, name's Lucca.
>>726168821
So glad you dig it! Came from a playlist made by a website that splits the difference between two artists. The artists were Throbbing Gristle and Cocteau Twins, this was on the end closer to Cocteau Twins. I'll leave the two adjacent songs for you just in case they're up you're alley : ) .
https://youtu.be/iSRvQUJLGTM
https://youtu.be/94jABJjpDrc
>>726169468
Love.
>>726169086
Eh
If anything I can finally put this anxiety to use and start working again
Better than sitting around to see what my future holds.
>>726169786
shit I nailed it it looked something from chrono
I have to get my hands on those games sometime
>>726169086
Ok. Let me correct my statement.
Most of the alcohol I drink is sake.*
I drink plenty of water actually, maybe too much idk
>>726168919
You seriously think she could cut my skin with her nails out of pleasure?
And I'm sorry for being autistic. I think I'm doing my best not to screech
>>726168708
I'm working on the 2 pieces of last time. I want to put them on Soundcloud
>>726169468
a few individuals
>>726169957
She either did it for pleasure or because she was enjoying what was occurring so much she just grabbed you.
I don't think she intended to cause you too much pain.
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
>>726169957
nice I can't wait to listen to them and save them of course
>>726170222
Oh look, he's back again.
Hello little shitposting baby. Did you have a good nap?
https://youtu.be/vtJ27y_9LOg
Shizuru mind breaking at work again
nicee
>>726170222
bushy brows <3
>>726170395
Says the one posting images of a cartoon baby that he strokes his 2 cm dick to
>>726170395
kek
>>726169732
>braves fan
I pray for you
>>726169468
Sleep
>>726169500
I'm good for the most part
>>726169882
That's great, I guess.
Work is good for anxiety I hear, takes your mind off things.
>>726169957
Ah so you aren't an alcoholic.
I've actually never had the pleasure of drinking sake, vodka's been more my thing.
No such thing as too much water :o
>>726170462
them legs
>>726169786
I liked the first one more than the second, the second felt too much like ambient background music.
>>726170671
Yeah...last season was garbage, this season will hopefully be much better
>Yuuki
>>726169815
Love isn't a real thing anon
>>726170154
Are they important or what?
>>726170734
That is boring. YOu should go swimming before you go to sleep!
>>726170891
I believe it is.
>>726170891
Not with the drowning thing again :o
>>726170891
Yes, but many would say they are not.
>>726170891
Love is actually a very real thing anon.
>>726170734
Well, it puts my mind on something I can actually do as opposed to focusing on the anxiety that always lurks in the back of my head and peaks at random times.
>Misaki
Y'all are getting fucked next thread
>>726170216
Thank you misaki-san.. I guess that's one thing less to wonder about when I stare at the ceiling. Thanks.
>>726170734
It depends on the days and hours. Sometimes my sake tastes great and sometimes it tastes just ok. Even though it's the same bottle. Do you recommend any vodka in particular? I feel like it's lacking to my stash