Lost my virginity to a prostitute, yesterday, in Mexico. Do

>>726155702
its bullshit to make you a repeat customer

>>726155702
where

>>726155844

This

But 6 is good.

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oh my sweet boy, you're so innocent

>>726155844
Ahhhh, of course.

Too bad I'm poor, I probably can't afford this cruise, again.

>>726155973
Salsa Club, in Cozumel; open during the day.

Her name is Lux; has nice, fake tits and a decent ass. Pussy looked clean and trimmed.

She left me her number just in case I wanted a massage.

She's just saying shit so you'll come back.

>>726155702
You pay her to compliment you, virgin. Mexican here, where did you fuck her?

>>726156250
Not exactly; I was skeptical from the start, I just wanted to confirm my doubts.

>>726156297
shit nigga what the hell you doing down there

>>726156410

>>726156297

>>726155702
you paid her to say that

>>726156462
Cruise vacation.

>>726155702
Lol... I'm mexican and I'm not offended at all. She was just amping you up my dude. Grats on losing the card.

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Mexicans have an average 6'1 so we're alright

>>726156553
by any chance was it carnival to honduras, belize, and mexico? I just went on that one.

>>726156553
Your next vacation should be Pattaya Thailand. Go hang out on soi 6.

>>726156880
Nah it was just to Cozumel; were you on Carnival Valore?

>>726155702
Prostitutes are known to lie.

>>726156729
>>726157019
I figured that or the only people she has ever serviced was mostly rednecks with micropenises.

show pics

>>726157012
breeze

>>726155702
Just Good old acting. The chinks at massage parlors always go on about how huge I am. Dude not ashamed to say, I'm small. Lol. They think I want to hear that

>>726157191
I didn't bother; the room was too dark.

Want the number she gave me?

>>726156803
On the off chance you're being serious, no they don't. Google it.

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>>726155702
the prostitute said I was good looking. was that a lie too?

>>726157396
well whatever then at least im happy with what I have

>>726155702
how old are you?

>>726155702
They ALWAYS say that. I bet she said you were handsome too.

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I want to believe.

>>726157630
27

>>726157653
Nope

>>726155702

She's just saying that to make you feel better about yourself and make you more likely to come back to her and pay for more sex.

>>726157765
Fucking call her.

5543329988

It's 8pm I'm sure she's still sucking dicks.

>>726155702
you don't need to lie on the internet.

>>726157914
Tell her Mr. Terrible said hi.

>>726157492
not at all. You're a handsome devil. why would someone with such rugged good looks need to visit a hooker?

Prostitutes every said I was a big dick.
But it's a lie.

>>726157914
tell her its the guy with the 6" swinging mandingo dick.

>>726157779

Can confirm, my beaner dick is objectively small yet all the escorts I've ever hired always tell me that it's bigger than what they're used to

>>726158231
I hate it when I get confused for a big, walking penis.

>>726155702
GFE isn't common in Mexico. Shocking.
You should try somewhere better next, like Colombia.

>>726158668
The majority of guys who get prostitutes eat them out.

>>726158358 #
No, tell her the only guy stupid enough to eat her out said hi.

>>726158890
I do

>>726158890
Oh.

>>726158890
I do with maybe 1 in 10 that I see tbh

>>726158890
never. usually dont kiss on the lips either.

>>726155702

Fuck this is cringey. 8/10

>>726155702

>No, you didn't
>Yes, they do
>She's lying to you, it's her job
>No, she didn't

>>726155702
>Woman paid for sex compliments the man and tells him his dick is big

What is new?

>>726159455
I know I made her come at least once (if not three times), since she tensed up and wanted to stop for a second.

Then again it could have been part of the act.

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roll a 0 and tell me what to say, has to relate to the picture

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>>726155702
>she said I was big

>>726155702
She was a hooker you fuckin dingus

>>726160483
I'm ready for my massage.

>>726160483
that's the hooker's number btw

>>726160483
Estoy listo para el masaje.

>>726160682
roll

>>726160730
SEND IT

>>726159817
It's their job to be good at it

>>726160926
Eh, at least I enjoyed playing with her tits, motorboating, tit fucking, and sucking her clit.

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>>726160682