Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726136022
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rawhide's back =D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA49DaVmJWQ
カラミチーマス
Ask me anything
Claiming best girl
>>726145016
Is that game good?
Perhaps the murderers are being executed..
>>726145531
How do I tie a noose?
>>726145395
welcome back, cowboy
>>726145531
what does vagina feel like?
>>726145602
why does she wear the juicebox?
Now that I think about it, the "Shitposter" can also be compared to a feminist at a Trump rally calling everyone Women hating Nazis
People will react because of baseless accusations that aren't true
>>726145531
Why are you here if you hate these threads?
>>726145580
Idk
>>726145669
It honestly depends on the girl. And how wet it is. It's really nothing too special if you're older than 15
>>726145669
It was part of a gag at one part of the story. She ran out of hands, and there was ants on the ground, so the main character put it on her head, and she just went with it.
>>726145716
To hate on these threads
>>726145837
What use are you then?
>>726145841
That's the gayest thing I've ever read and I've read gay porn scripts
>>726145884
Not exactly a reason
Do you always go out of your way to tell people who enjoy something that you hate it?
>>726145962
You can google how to tie a noose if you must figure it would. How the fuck would I explain through 4chan?
>>726145841
that's pretty cute
>>726145712
what's she listening to? :o
>>726145837
I've never touched one so was wondering
I'm 29
>>726146016
No, but Waifu claimers are the most easily offended because somewhere deep down they know how cringey this is
BEEPi is posting new celeb leaks if they hit 2k people on their vola tonight
Claimed
>claiming Taiga
>>726145252
Rip, everything is now in the process of becoming sticky!
>>726145305
Correct. I will go to bed soon dad, I love you.
>>726145580
I love it.
It's a very niche game, there's no action or anything, just problem solving.
Ever played any of the other Zachtronics games? Spacechem, Infinifactory, TIS-100?
It's in the same style, sure to make you use your head.
>>726146048
If you want to be useful, you show us how to do it, and how to use it.
>>726146114
I felt my first pussy at 15 in a movie theater, I feel bad for you man lol maybe ditch this gay anime shit and find you a girl
>>726145967
Well given that you've demonstrated borderline illiteracy, i'm not surprised.
>>726146114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJq4re2d-0
>>726146134
Is being a contrarian edglord for attention really any better?
>>726146157
Never played any of those games..
So my grandma made my family a shit ton of brownies but none of them wanted any so I ate like 10 and now my stomach is rekt
>autism aside, how's everyone?
>>726146225
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
Didn't you write this? Can I get an autograph?
>>726146294
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9qCA4EKd0
>>726146293
am I a bad person for laughing at this?
>>726146214
isn't that illegal? I'll probably leave when threads eventually die
>>726146157
I'm used to making myself sticky :o
>>726146366
that sounds wonderful, gonna play a game and maybe watch a movie with friends later
>>726146574
We were both 15 so....no? What kinda question is that lol
Claimed
>>726146482
Thank you, Anon.
>>726146661
I mean doing it in a theater, that's public
>>726146688
Always a pleasure. Try it out and post results!
>>726146727
I fingered her
このくそを翻訳してくれる
J-list has cute outfits
Which should I buy?
I already bought cute bearie pantsu.
>>726146773
this bad habit has to stop
>>726146451
Last question: What does your colon look like?
Janna claimed <3
>>726146410
Not gonna bother reading, but that dog is living the dream, look at that lucky fucker!
>>726146359
I'd check some youtube videos if you're interested in puzzles.
>>726146574
I guess the mountain dew shouldn't be a problem at all then, just lick it all up like you normally do? -_-
>>726146864
I have no fucking clue hopefully healthy
>>726146862
But... but he asked for it!
>>726146157
I wish I had pull- I mean I love you too, sleep well
>>726146819
I take it back. THIS is the gayest thing I've ever read
>>726146877
welcome back, how are you?
>>726146910
I suck it down clean :o
you going to bed soon?
>>726146933
Well that opened up a new question, Would you describe yourself as denser than Tungsten?
>>726146410
Christ, do you even try to make coherent comebacks? That has as much to do with what i said as any other random string a words. Possibly less, actually.
Your ineptitude is glorious to behold.
>>726147029
im a girl
>>726146773
No. Just thought that it may come in use in the future.
>>726146910
Do I really have to print out this manual?
>>726146981
it's no matter.
BEEPi on vola is going to be sharing all the new leaks that you haven't seen yet once their vola page hits 2k users.
>>726147196
are u my blood chan
>>726147064
Hi again, Last tread Was deleted, so now i answer you: yes new clamer, only second time i claimed my waifu. LoL's waifu are pretty rare, i sometimes saw some Syndra but that's it
>>726147209
I hope you'll find it handy soon!
>>726147332
But should I not help people who ask for something? Is that not my duty as a good Christian?
>>726145303
Thank you so much for making the thread <3!
>>726145344
Bunny-cute~ How was your game?
>>726144257
Well I'm sorry for sharing my honest feelings with you. I won't do it again.
>>726144389
Would you enjoy it too?
>>726144436
That sounds very scary, I hope things get better for you...
>>726145016
I'm very clean and every time you leave the apartment I'll clean up for you. And we can just share a bed~
>>726147006
Don't worry dad, I wish you pulled out too.
>>726147064
You just want me gone, huh?
>>726147209
No, PDF, I'm having it on my 2nd screen.
I think the manual for TIS-100 is shorter.
Time to head off.
>>726147537
You're welcome once more
I'm playing it right now still, actually.
It's just something that I don't feel is something that should be done in thread
Having a really rough day :(
>>726147509
i get that it was le joke but all that aside it's a bad and unhealthy habit i believe! so maybe best if you try to quit! just imo
>>726147636
take care dude %)
Fuck off eyebrows
>>726147636
Good night
>>726147539
I'm gonna watch a movie later, I wanted you there ya dingus
>>726147476
yes there is always a new thread
yeah there's not too many but looks like syndra is here, maybe you can be friends
>>726147687
:(
>>726147636
goodnight
>>726147687
That sucks ass, what's up?
>I'm new pls dun bulli
>>726147726
I'm sorry... I'll just go practice what I preach
>>726147537
I guess I would be happy if you enjoy yourself
>>726147900
thats a fake
>>726147687
I bet you are, with getting your ass handed to you every time you open your mouth here.
>>726147537
Well, it's pretty good now, minus the occasional coughing fits.
>>726147539
I only got 1 screen though.. Will it be an issue if I don't want to print it?
>>726147908
v.v whatever
>>726147450
What?
>>726147941
No u
>>726147752
Ahah Yeah why not. Dont Know why Syndra is so famous
>>726147636
That didn't sound right.
>>726147685
Wow that game is $60!
I'll wait till the Summer sale to get it for half price.
>>726147687
>hug
You stop having a bad day now.
>>726147932
Now I feel bad, I want you to enjoy me too.
>>726147991
How often to they happen...? Is it contagious?
>>726148055
guess just wishful thinking nvm
>>726148101
what
>>726147537
>we can just share a bed~
As a straight male, that might just get a bit too weird.
>>726147752
aaw, I gotta head to bed like 10 minutes ago.
I'll join another time, promise.
>>726147991
Shouldn't be, the game is lightweight and doesn't mind being alt tabbed repeatedly.
I've been watching a movie on my 2nd one, having thread and manual sharing my first one, alt tabbing just fine.
I also happen to know you're rather proficient at alt tabbing.
>>726148193
In Canada, it's $80.00 :(
I only had to spend $16.00 or so on it, because I sold some of my Steam stuff
>>726147539
Don't say that, we are supposed to be a happy family :(
>>726148055
Blood-chan / Ikarous is a schizophrenic psychopath that used to imply they were female but only a few people really know their gender.
>>726147417
Hello Syndra claimer, how are you ?
>>726148378
she is not a schizophrenic psychopath
>>726148193
Fine, I'll enjoy it as much as you do, just for you
>>726148193
No worries, it's not contagious. Sometimes not at all, sometimes even ~4 times a day. Don't last long though.
>>726148289
Think I'll add this TIS-100 on my wishlist.
the doctor will see you now
>>726148289
no problem, I'm glad to have you in our rabbit
>>726148184
she's a cool champ and popular poster it seems
so I'm guessing you main janna? or is she just your favorite?
>>726147900
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
I guess I'll just post pics
Aqua claimed
>>726148289
Don't let labels keep you in a bubble~
>>726148300
Oh crap I'm not moving to Canada.
>>726148466
They were the same person? I never knew that.
>>726148471
Okay now you're making me blush, lets stop talking about this.
>>726148562
What the f-bombs. So lets say Saya kissed you would you cough into her mouth?
>>726148590
No thanks, I'll stick to my usual doctor
>>726148378
>>726148225
Why does everyone think im her?
>>726148676
Kek. No.
>>726148603
Wow I just got meme'd
>>726148676
As you wish. What would you like to talk about then?
>>726148676
what do you mean? who's the same person?
>>726148767
have other people said that?
>>726148640
:thinking:
>>726148676
We're something like, $0.75:$1.00 to the US dollar
>>726148597
Yeah Was my main when i Was enougth crazy to play this game x)
However got 250k on her x)
Do you play league ?
>>726148884
shush no one knows
>>726149000
:thinking:
claiming syaro
I'm fuckin gay fuck my fuckin ass you fuckin big cocks omg I want my ass rammed by big cocks fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck my assssssss
reminder
>>726149048
im my own waifu
>>726149112
Gayyyyyyyyy
>>726149112
You also sound underage. Come back in a few years.
>>726149160
Yes, it's okay. Shhhhh
>>726149000
You have to be somebody who has a tendency to claim shit waifus
Maybe Konota...
>>726148795
You don't want her to get infected?
>>726148847
You. How long have you played soccer?
>>726148849
BC and Ika.
>>726148884
Is that a good thing?
>>726145303
>>726149277
oh. well yeah.
>>726148849
yes
>>726149248
it's fine I came here to get bullied anyway
>>726149265
this is what I was hoping for
I don't think we have ever talked before anyway
Also generic no u insult
Cum in my fuckin ass with you big cocks fuck my ass fuck my ass fuck my ass daddy fucking Cum in my fucking fat fucking ass daddy yes Cum cum Cum I'm so fuckin gay
>>726149277
Why would I? It's not even contagious..
Btw, post your drawings and paintings already.
>>726148603
>>726149112
Something something butthurt.
Something something proving the actual anon's point yet again
Something something late hex maniac claim
>>726149112
Are you familiar with the idea of psychological projection? Because you're doing it.
>>726148985
yeah, not very good at it though
Soraka 300k
Lulu 235k
Janna 140k
lulu is my favorite champ though, I'm working on making her my highest mastery
>>726148804
there's some shitposting going on or something
>>726149394
it's not so unreasonable. youre v mysterious.
>>726149277
It's higher than it was a while ago, but it's still super shitty for anyone who isn't a business owner
>>726149430
Did you? Might as well just tell everyone then, you masochist
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>>726149277
Euhm, I've never played it professionally, just with friends and randoms. I guess for over 12 years now?
>>726149112
me also
>>726149560
t-take that back >...<
>>726149430
You dodged telling me if I'm right or not
Fucking ram my fucking ass with your big fuckin Cock daddy cum cum cum cum fuckin cum in my fat fuckin Cock fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck my ass fuck my big bleeding blood belching asshole daddyyyyyy
>>726149559
but Alicu this is the best part
>>726149706
obviously you're wrong
doesn't konata still post konata?
Laughing my fucking ass off. It's really him posting this shit you morons. I don't even have to shit post. He's actually fucking gay
>>726149720
Would you kind stop masturbating in the thread? It's a little creepy.
cut me no longer yuno
What did I do?
>>726149706
Only if you give respect to the one and only waifu, Pac-man!
>>726146680
:o me sachi
>>726149535
Ahah same, not vers good and too many things make me rage and be toxic, so ive just leave the league.
Ahah lulu is so fun ! "Tasty purple !"
Gl for your project !
this "trolling" really makes me feel depressed lads
>>726150077
You have no idea how easy it is to tell us apart, do you?
>>726149797
There's a few, so you never know
I'm just trying to think of people who take this thread seriously
>>726149997
You really like acting like an edgey 13 year old don't you?
Using gay as an insult only insults our intelligence
>>726150185
do you have any skins for janna?
I bought pool party lulu and star guardian janna, they're very cute ^-^
>>726149387
It's starting to make sense now.
>>726149453
You don't have to tell me twice.
>>726149481
N-no... I can't believe you went behind my back and asked Rea for it.
>>726149559
So when are you moving to America?
>>726149576
Can you do cool extra shit with your legs?
>>726150369
huh. thats good.
>>726150328
what makes you think I do?
>>726150369
You promised to deliver..
>>726150000
Well hello, quints!
>>726150369
No, I only play the defending role. Are you disappointed in me?
>>726150053
o:
i have to make a call please dont go away
>>726149517
Another non-anime waifu, I see you're a man of culture as well
>>726148562
Cool, if you get it I believe we can see each others scores and compete!
>>726148676
Sharing a bed with someone is comfy, been a while since I did.
I still think I'd be more comfy with a qt grill and not an internet guy though, no offense.
>>726148597
Cool, was fun watching movies the other day.
>>726150369
Probably never. Even if I was, it wouldn't be for a few years minimum anyway
>>726150351
Ahah Yeah got them all exept the victorious From s3
So before the game start i always asked to m'y friend to tell à number, and it choised my skin xD
Haaaa pool party lulu is my favorite too, star gardians lulu is ok but pool party is better !
>>726150711
let me know when you're going to sleep, I'll wish you goodnight
>>726150557
Hi! No idea who you are but hi!
>>726150451
You switched
There's really no reason to unless you actually care about a character
>>726150956
I care about my waifu yeah
I couldn't care less about thread
ah it turns out i have work tomorrow after all lol so goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE-xU6tMsIQ
Claimed
>>726150817
that sounds fun, I like most of the lulu skins, I think the bittersweet lulu has an ugly splash but it looks better in game
do you play any other roles? I choose to do jungle as secondary
>calling people gay as an insult
>implying being gay is bad
I think shizuru broke the lolcow
>>726151320
Yeah bittersweet lulu's artwork seem's à little bit old :/
Oh i choose jungle too ! Who you play ?
>>726151777
half the people in threads are gay
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>726146814
>このくそを翻訳してくれる
はいよ!
Could you translate this shit
>>726151072
Not like it matters who you switched from
Or really to
>>726151777
>You're gay
Oh, so I'm something that's natural and generally accepted
Clearly it's a top tier insult
>>726150433
hehe
>>726150467
I don't remember promising something like that!
And bye
>>726150551
Not at all! I used to always play the goalkeeper because i kicked ass~ bye ikusaba~
>>726150711
I can change your mind...
>>726150798
That sucks. We can go to Six Flags together and ride all the rides and stuff. I have to go now because family drama.
>I should put a deadbolt on my apartment door
>>726151840
I used to use ww before his rework, I still need to try the new one, I picked up Hecarim, he's pretty fun, and Fiddlesticks have lvl 7 with him, he's fun
I stopped fiddle after jungle change but he got a small buff and he's better now
and you?
>>726151842
Did insult a gay to be gay is an insult ?
>>726152023
I'm not sure what Six Flags is, sounds busy though. I don't know that I'd enjoy that
Yes, you should have a deadlock on your apartment door
>>726151834
Maybe. I think it's more likely he just went to do something else, unfortunately.
>>726151926
exactly, I don;t think anyone would even recognise the name tsunyun
I was just messing around anyway
>>726151926
>homosexuality
>natural
>>726152023
You did though and you better deliver.
>>726152051
God this new ww is op af you have to play him xD
Heca seem's so fun to play with this E x)
I play the champ Who i love the gameplay so Im totaly out of meta with my Nidalee/Kindred
>>726152159
From entry level to seasonal then?
Could you pick anything worse than Aqua?
>>726152382
Unless you're the westboro baptist church it is
>>726149535
>yeah, not very good at it though
>Soraka 300k
>Lulu 235k
>Janna 140k
What server?!
>>726148466
Oh come oooooon, you know, you can't defend her like that.
>>726152683
>life form that doesn't reproduce
>natural
Sorry but reality doesn't care about your feelings.
>>726152579
yeah, he's super fast, I got the elderwood skin from a chest, I just need a few more orange essence :<
Those are very cool, I tried nidalee once, she was weird :o
>>726152758
it just means I play a lot and still suck xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61vVQSOBiU
>>726152683
Have we spoken before? You probably were so insignificant I can't even remember
I could've picked your literally who. But not even a shitstain like me could have such shit taste
I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone!
>>726150823
Oke, I'm heading to bed now! Goodnight!
>>726152023
I guess you could try, as far as I know though, I'm pretty straight, but I guess one can never be sure.
>>726153229
goodnight :o
>>726153229
goodnight
>>726152960
Ho ! Hope you Will get it soon !
Yeah, she Was more easy in s3 when,his Q can os the adc x)
Now it's à little bit more skilled and need a adaptation time
Dude Im thinking and it's make probalbly 2 years ive never saw any fiddle !
Madou akira
>>726153399
Forgot pic.
>>726153399
the new jungle made him very awkward to play, his e got buffed so it's easier to clear all the little raptors and krugs
before that too, he's not super common, but very fun and enjoyable
I haven't played that long, I started at the start of season 6
>>726152967
How cute
Why don't you run back to your discord server and have fun with the others who got offended by spam
Here
>>726152960
I was just wondering if we were on the same server x)
>>726154053
NA, idk :o
>>726153659
Ahah ive too try him once
And hé seem's clarly more fun with his skin; surprise fiddlestick !
Was never fan of this champ cause hé dont have many mobility :/
>>726154128
NA here as well :D
>>726154338
sometimes for fun I take stormraiders and swiftness boots, combined with his passive after an ult, he moves much quicker
do you have a discord or anything I could add you in? you're very nice I'd love to talk another time
>>726154501
how fun :o
what does the filename say?
>>726154595
Holo's sitting position
>>726153715
nice, you got me
later skater, though I honestly don't know you and I don't know why you're so hostile
I'm off though so have a salty day
>>726153797
Hi teacup-san, how are you?
>>726154595
Ahah your combo sounds Good x)
Yeah Yeah will be à pleasur too speak with you another time, add my discord: Priest Of Artemis #3419
>>726154967
Fine. Who are you?
>>726154989
is that correct, I think it needs to be case sensitive
you can try adding me I suppose
>>726154894
you should train your cat :o
>>726155209
Good. I'm just an anon checking in
>>726155569
Well nice to see you I guess
>>726155471
Clearly that's a cat, canines have teeth for eating plants too
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