ITT: Characters who are literally you
The Joker
>dangerous
>cunning
>doesnt give a fuck
>funny
>not to be messed with
>>726144772
1/10. Bait harder, cuntflap.
>dangerous
>cunning
>doesnt give a fuck
>funny
>not to be messed with
kill yourself
>>726144772
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>>726144772
I made OP's Character.
Literally Dirk Diggler. Barring the absolute horse cock we are pretty much the same.
>>726144772
OP is about as cunning and dangerous as my EDC
>>726144772
Cheese Lincoln
>No one knows who I am
>lonely
>constantly masturbating
>made of cheese
>numb to the pain of existence
For me it’s Kefka – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
for humanities sake, this better be bait.
Jack Twist
>be me 28
>married country boy
>have sex with male camping buddy
>love being a bottom
>>726145134
Yeah I'm sure you look just like Mark Whalberg fag
>>726145023
>>726145475
You bet
>>726144864
welcome newfriend
>>726144772
For me it’s Cory from Cory in the house – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>726145481
I mean in terms of personality and way of thinking, mate. Of course I don't look like Mark Wahlberg. For one thing my height doesn't start with a 5.
>>726145932
And you don't get no pussy
>>726144772
I love these baits, I always kek because they're way too obvious. This is me btw
I am like Goku from Dragon Ball Super (couldn't find a picture), he is strong, likes to joke around but will always fight for his friends and do what is right.
Also, I regularly beat up my children for their own good.
Mr crabs
>tight as a fishes arse hole with my money
>constantly pinching people
>have a couple of tattoo's
>been in the navey
>have had crabs on multiple occasions
>>726146129
Omg are you me?! Lol
>>726146064
I do
>>726146495
Prove it post a picture of your cock
>>726146788
Pathetic
>>726144772
I feel like an M today.
>>726146788
What will that prove? kek. Are you going to inspect it for signs of sex?
>>726147022
Something can be said about that thing you call a penis
>>726147294
Just post it I want to see the size
Anime Han Solo
>really just shouldn't exist in the first place
>>726144772
>you must be 12 years old to be this edgy
>>726147396
I've already said it's not a massive horse cock, kekek. It's 7".
mmm this guy
>fucking hilarious
>gets the bitches
>giant fucking horse cock that destroys mad pussy
>>726147510
Yeah but I want to look at it post a pic
>>726147594
He's actually gay
>>726147622
Pathetic
>>726147667
no need for that anon
my dreams are fucking ruined
thanks
>>726147622
Fuck it
>>726147867
Thanks bro I'd love to suck you and no I do not have a shallow throat
>>726148018
Sorry, I don't swing that way but you can watch
>>726148384
I'd like that bro
Well that was fast.
>>726148175
>>726144772
Fucking edge lord cuck. Does your girl fuck niggers, too?
>>726145420
Oldfag detected
>>726144772
>Hans Landa
>Wants to kill some jews
>Always kind of happy
>German
>Funny
>>726145420
Son of a submariner!
>>726145482
Arschlochus ?
Noch ein deutscher
I'm a fucking dumbass with one really good, really smart friend to keep me straight
>>726149477
Pretty much my dad
wow the edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>726149477
Shinji Ikari
>Psychologically troubled
>Socially awkward
>Sex obsessed
>Just wants to be loved
Dan
>Angry
>wants revenge
>also wants affection
>loves his cat
>eats nothing but junk food
>short
>>726144772
The similarities start and end with green hair, dipshit.
>>726144772
>Literally.