Does anyone here believe Trump will achieve the crap he promised?

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Yes he will have to use eminent domain, which rightwingers *claim* they hate when the federal government uses theses powers.

>>726139989
No, but...

>For example how does he plan to build a wall on privately owned land at the US-Mexican border? Dispossess the owners?

Eminent domain.

>Wouldn't that be a sacrilege for republicans

They are the ones who have made it so easy for the government and private corporations to seize property in the name of progress and profit.

All of you assholes said he would't achieve the republican nomination, he wouldn't achieve the presidency, blah blah blah.

I'm not tired of winning.

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>>726139989

We are witnessing a Kakistocracy. The absolute WORST and most unqualified people have weaseled their way into power and they're doing as much evil shit as they can as fast as they can because they can sense the massive boot that's about to send them flying out.

This is the business criminal variant of a "Smash and grab" on the US Government.

It's been less than two months and REPUBLICANS are even already calling the orange monkey and his Nazi brigade out on their retarded bullshit.

Their approval ratings are are the LOWEST IN HISTORY. Trump's at 30% and there House GOP are at 9%. The writing is on the wall, which is why they're acting like they have nothing to lose.

>>726141085

>hurr durr I don't give a shit about the Constitution or any American values! MAGA! (the "G" stands for "Germany", by the way, not "great".)

thanks I needed this

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>>726139989
We'll have to see, he's only two months into his 8 year run. One thing is for certain, he can't be as bad as Obama, NOBODY could be that bad so things will almost certainly get better.

>>726142278
Goes without saying, republican presidents always do a better job than democraps

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>>726142404
this. plus obama was the worst president in american history, trump can't fail as miserably as that chump guaranteed

>>726139989
quit being retarded, OP

>>726140405
implying that faggot actually voted for Trump instead of Shillary

>>726140412
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelo_v._City_of_New_London

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>>726140405
This asshurt hillary voter is fooling no one lol

>>726139989
One thing is almost certain to happen soon:

Trump will weasel his way out of his wiretap accusations by stating that he never actually accused Obama of anything, but was simply repeating something he saw on the news.

I'd bet my house on this happening.

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>>726142278

Let's focus on the promises he already broke:

1) Trump promised to put Hillary in prison within his first 30 days in office. In fact, he said that it would be the first thing he does as President.

2)Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall

3) Trump said he would reduce the deficit an cut taxes. His proposed budget actually increases the deficit slightly. The military increases offset the small social program decreases by a small margin. So there is no way for this proposed budget to go forward without a tax increase or the same level of taxes.

How does It feel to have a president the whole world is laughing about?

>>726139989
September 17th.

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>>726139989
Still salty?

>>726144232
Saved forever

>>726139989
The land is not an issue retard. It's called eminent domain. Govt can take land if they can prove reasonably that they need it. The issue with the wall is the cost.

Estimations are way under what it will actually cost. Base on current construction costs, costs of concrete, etc. the cost is actually closer to $500 billion to $1 trillion as oppose to the initial claim of $54 billion.

>>726143632

>fired
>left peacefully of his own accord after completing maximum number of democratically elected terms.


Are Trumpanzees really THAT fucking stupid?

>>726139989
its pointless discussing this here, OP.

you see the spambots. Trump's brownshirts are so terrified of dissent, they must silence you here, drown out your voice with a flood of spam. when the image limit hits, it'll be onto copypasta linked to replies. every reply gets 10+ links so its impossible to follow.

They cant cope with freedom of speech, they have to silence it.

Dont bother here. You need to mobilize in other forums, in person. Prevent them from continuing this, before they're silencing your voice in public too.

>>726144483
yes, they are.

(remember, some of them actually call Obama a "tyrant" and nonsense like that. And dont forget, it was clinton who was "crooked" in their fantasy)

>>726144055

It should read FAKE patriotism is racism, because that's 100% true and has been for about 30 years now.

If a retarded redneck right winger claims he's a "patriot", he's a bigoted, racist subhuman piece of uneducated shit.

don't believe me? Good "true American patriot". Even search engine know what's up.

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>>726144548
>muh mobilization

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>>726139989
>Does anyone here believe Trump will achieve the crap he promised?
how could he when all it takes is one damn judge to block his changes?

"most powerful position on earth" my balls.

>>726139989
is it just me or does Anderson Cooper have a really punchable face?

>>726144129

That you braindead fucks are destroying this country after we just finished rebuilding it after the Bush Depression? Yes, we are just a little annoyed with your inexcusably ignorant behavior.

>>726144692
and what do you suggest?

sit on 4chan, and not do anything?

Its time to get out into the community. work to fix this before its too late.

Republickcunts are losers. Always have been. Always will be.

>>726144160

>citation for farrakhan please.

>>726142278
I see this posted almost verbatim every. Single. Anti-Trump. Thread.

Confirmed for Russian propaganda.

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>>726140405
i'm pretty sure half the people that are being remoreful about voting for trump never did vote for him in the first place.

>>726143864
That guy was a member of the actual Communist Party.

>>726144681
The fuck kind of nonsense are you even spewing right now? They wrote the sign, they're protesting, I'm sure they wrote exactly what they wanted their message to be. You're the only one who sounds uneducated when you try to spin someone else's words to match your own narrative. Like how crazy are you exactly? And then you go on a slew or impotent name-calling? Clearly the truth triggers the fuck out of you but it's pretty clear just how batshit insane these people are. Pull your head outta your ass.

>>726141416
something about cosplayers using cheap plastic costumes that i dont like, even if they look decent

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>>726144824
You are salty

>>726144704
Checks and balances, mother fuckers.
If you don't know how the position works-- DON'T RUN FOR IT

Not exactly a "learn as you go along" sort of thing.

>>726144788

LOL I love it when literally retarded conservatrash attempt to use this argument. It truly shows just how few brain cells they have.

The GOP has been the party of racists, white supremacists, corporatist retards, the uneducated and the wannabe Bible crusaders for a LONG TIME.

It wasn't the democrats on whose lawn the Klan was doing victory laps when the anti-American orange piece of subhuman shit stole the election.

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>>726145245
>>726145245
I am 16 years old. My school is the most diverse school in New Mexico. I was adopted about 5 years ago by a gay couple. If you think that Donald Trump is going to make America great again think again. I believe that less than ten years we are going to have a civil war because Donald Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S, Mexican's and other people that aren't "European". First Europeans weren't even the first people to live on the land where people have rights. They took this land away from Native Americans they killed most of them off by bringing sickness to this land. They killed the true Native people. If you think that can't get any worse. People are trying to take away our rights (Women Rights), they are trying to stop abortions. What if I told you that if we take away birth control and abortion, teen pregnancy will grow and education and jobs will start to decline. The minimum wage will get smaller. Your kids will not learn anything at school. Even right know some schools in America can't afford new books. Teachers are starting to leave because they aren't getting paid enough. My band teacher at my school has a budget of $100, we can't even afford a stack of stands let alone one sheet of music. That $100 only pays for a wheel on a bus that we take to competitions. I am happy that I get free education, I am happy that I live in a country that "use" to support gay rights that don't judge people by the way you talk or what your skin color is. I used to love my country but now I am worried about my future about my family about my friends about America.

>>726145245
I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A RED MULTI COAT TESLA MODEL X P100D WITH 0-60 IN 2.9 SECONDS, 22 INCH SILVER TURBINE WHEELS, WHITE SEATS WITH A CARBON FIBRE UPGRADE, A 6 SEAT INTERIOR, FULL SELF DRIVING CAPABILITIES WITH THE NEW AUTOPILOT 2.0 HARDWARE, THE PREMIUM UPGRADES PACKAGE WHICH INCLUDES SELF PRESENTING DOORS, A TRUE 100% HEPA AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM WHICH ENABLES BIO WEAPON DEFENCE MODE THAT CAN ACHIEVE HOSPITAL GRADE AIR INSIDE ME PLUS THE SUB ZERO WEATHER PACKAGE FOR COLD WEATHER THAT HAS HEATED STEERING WHEELS AND SEATS BUT THE SEATS ARE ALSO VENTILATED DUE TO THE PREMIUM UPGRADES PACKAGE THEN THE ULTRA HIGH FIDELITY SOUND IS INCLUDED WITH 17 NEODYMIUM MAGNETS.

My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>726143939
Well to be fair iirc he did mention something about if they refuse to pay for it he'd make up for it by not giving Mexico money or something. Fuck for the life of me I can't remember

>>726145062

Fuck, you really are that fucking dumb, aren't you?

"patriotism", like "truth", has been hijacked and destroyed by the modern American right. That false patriotism is CLEARLY what that sign is referring to.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
Jim

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>>726145445
ou want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It's a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!

>>726145445
Frankly I think Palpatine would be more subtle. He would see Anakin, the person he had spent a lifetime crafting into the perfect successor to him about to leave.
He had discredited the Jedi, but saw that Anakin had no special hate for the Jedi. Palpatine would use every ounce of influence and control he had to have Padme murdered,and make it look like a coalition lead by Mace Windu had done this as an attempt to murder Anakin or even palpatine himself. All the while through the investigation constantly steering anakin to the fact Windu had reason to blame anakin for the disgrace of the jedi,that Windu never trusted anakin, had wanted to bar him from even joining the jedi.
All this as he made sure Luke and Lea were secreted away. After all Anakin need not know there were survivors and if Anakin's grief caused him to implode rather than explode, or if he had needto get rid of Anakin... well... OneSkywalker would serve as well as another, and with the Jedi discredited he could train the twins as proper sith apprentices rather than leave it to the jedi to indoctrinate.

>>726145445
However with either Order 66 never happening, or more likely it simply being performed over a longer period of time as the Jedi are now weary and guarded and more importantly scattered, we have a few things. Obi-Wan is still out there. With the rift never having become insurmountable between them Anakin probably would keep contact as best as he can with his old master. Evenif he had few friends within the Jedi after this disgrace Yoda and Obiwan would still trust that Anakin hadn't fallen so much as having been mislead. In time they would be the wrench in palpatine's plans by uncovering the twins, showing that palpatine had them hidden away, twisting them.
Seeing this. Seeing these two children living regimented lives under a cruel lash to either learn sith arts or be punished his mind would flash to all those times he was a small child slaved to another's will. His mind would flash to his mother telling him to never look back.It would flash to his mother dying. And then to Padme dying shortly after he had told palpatine he planned on retiring to a quiet life to raise his children.

>>726145445
And then the fire in his heart would burn. There would be caution from obi-wan and Yoda to wait, that they needed Anakin to have patience, that if he acted palpatine could order his children killed. However Anakin has never been patient, and palpatine hit on the rawest nerve he had by threatening family.
Anakin would go to Bal Organa with these holo recordings, as he knew Bal Organa was a friend of Padme and the two were confidants in the early days of the jedi's exile. He would tell them he would set things right but he would need people with experience governing to pick up the pieces after. They would ask what he had in mind to which anakin would turn back to look at them with yellow eyes one last time before turning away.
He would send Artoo away with a final message to Obi-Wan and then head into the former jedi temple that Palpatine was in the process of reconstructing into a sith temple and his personal residence. He would see once familiar halls twisted and mangled. Every step bringing ghosts of old memories until he found Palpatine in his throne room, what had once been the grand master's meeting chamber.

>>726145445
Cut to Obi Wan getting a time delayed message from Artoo with Anakin's mail. In it we would hear anakin explain that he wanted Obi-Wan to look after and train his children. That he thought of him as a brother and friend that had always looked after him. 'I am sorry my master, but I have to do this alone. I have to make all of this right somehow.'
Interspace this with Anakin and Palpatine's duel. No words said, Palpatine would know Anakin was there to kill him, either as his role of apprentice causing him to become the master, or through finding out his role in Padme's assassination. It mattered not at that point. Though Anakin is far FAR stronger than Palpatine, the Emperor had decades of experience Anakin lacked. The scene would end with Obi-Wan closing Anakin's message and heading out into the black.
Movie would end with Lars and Beru taking Luke in, then pan to man in loose black robes watching, face shrouded save for his eyes as he got onto a speeder bike to fly away.
The identity of said figure unknown. It could be Anakin. It could even be darth maul.... or even Snoke.

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>>726145306

>I am a butthurt Russian web brigade operative

Fixed that for you, copy pasta script-posting faggot.

>>726145423
As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

>>726145626
oh for christ’s sake
FURRY DOES NOT EQUAL SIN!!
FURRIES ARE NOT SINNERS!!
They have the EXACT SAME PROPORTION of horrible people in their numbers AS ANY OTHER GROUP…which means pound for pound you white straight cishet “Christian” shamers actually have an unbelievably high number of sinners among you, because you are not following the teachings of Christ.
You aren’t feeding the hungry. You’re destroying all government-run programs that do so.
You aren’t housing the homeless. You’re destroying so many government-run programs that help people get home that our homeless population is going to skyrocket.
You aren’t tending the ill. You’re destroying healthcare out of spite and malice and forcing people to choose between starvation, homelessness, DYING, or being able to pay medical bills.
You’re doing this every single time you vote Republican.
You’re doing this every single time you say, “Not my problem.” Or “My vote doesn’t matter.”
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FURRIES BECAUSE THE FIRST STONES ARE DEFINITELY NOT YOURS TO THROW!
…And yes, I do know there will be those who swear that the one blushing minion in the center is trying to accept the furry minion, but that quirked eyebrow tells me he’s dubious about doing so. Maybe he’ll demand the minion take off the harmless ears and the harmless tail that literally do not harm anyone just by existing, period.
More to the point, he is not drawn yelling at the ones trying to shame the furry. He’s not standing up for the furry. It looks like he’s embarrassed by the furry in their midst. Not exactly the most Christian value of welcoming those who are different, those who do not follow your own particular ways.
Shut the fuck up about furries and sinning.
You aren’t the ones who can throw any stones.
…And those who could throw stones would not throw stones.

>>726145245
I love it when you literally have nothing to substantiate your lies yet I've posted actual quotes from very well educated people (as well as democratic presidents themselves) who show just who the real racists are.

Where's that citation for "the klan doing victory laps", champ? Sounds to me like you just tried to pull more bullshit out of your ass. Stay salty. The democrat party is imploding over identity politics and it's hilarious. :^)

>>726145626
When posting an image to Reddit, don't just leave it as "imgur.com", change it to "i.imgur.com" so it's an inconsequential amount of time faster. You fuckers are taking away valuable meme time from me_irl. Please upvote this post. It is not a meme but it needs to be seen.

>>726145626
Sometimes when im really high :420: I like to smack my dick :eggplant: on different objects :person_with_pouting_face:. So last week I hit my dick on a guard :guardsman: and he then arrested me :rage: I am now home and hitting my dick on different objects to this day.

>>726145626
y’all see this face? y’all see this face right here? this cute adorable innocent face from my childhood? I don’t wanna see this face suckin dick. i don’t wanna see this face suckin bowser’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin mario’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin luigi’s dick, i don’t wanna see him suckin dick. this face right here? this face shouldn’t be suckin dick. i should not have to go into the bowser tag and see his suckin bowser’s dick with his weird ass frog lookin tongue. i just wanna go into the bowser tag and see cute pictures of bowser, but y’all gotta plague my eyes with yoshi suckin his dick. i do not wanna see him suckin dick, i don’t wanna see him eating ass or pussy, i don’t wanna see him suckin tiddies, i don’t wanna see this face doing anything with his tongue. y’all can make the bara furry porn of bowser you want, but as soon as you gotta throw yoshi in there i’m kinkshamin. i already gotta see spencer posting about Junkrat laying hot eggs and tumblr user Liache talking about wanting to suck Roadhog’s tiddy milk. i think it’s fair to say that i should be able to go into the bowser tag and be free of seeing yoshi, of all characters, suckin anyone’s dick, especially bowser. and i swear to got if y’all draw oviposition porn of him and logging fuck off. i deleting my account. i do not want to live in world where i gotta see yoshi suckin thick dick while looking through a mario tag and then see some ovipostion and mpreg with him too. last character i wanna see suckin dick is yoshi. y’all furries going to far when you play yoshi like this. don’t ever make my eyes look at that ever again. do not wanna see yoshi suckin bowser’s dick, thank you and good bye.

>>726145644
dude you're a faggot

>>726145626
{I know you might think this is crazy, but all these fucking “Jean being a horse face” shit made me do it. And besides, having an animal titan is awesome!!! Making a horse titan was weird so i changed it into a wolfy titan! hehe, I couldn’t resist writing a story about it. If you want me to make some stories for you, ask on my tumblr, its the same as my username. If you have a fun idea to write about Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, if it surpasses me, i’ll write it for you! I will also give credit to the person who wanted the story made too. I feel wrong doing, “underage” things though. I probably won’t be doing any of that as much as I want too X_x.}

>>726145626
HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...? NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!

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>>726145224
i dont know why bother with this, there's a million pictures of her in basically the same position and from the same angle. boooring

>>726145800
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proprietry bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking debugged, kiddo.

>>726145800
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

>>726145800
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.

>>726139989

He built a Scottish golfcourse on other people's land, he can do the same with the wall.

>>726145800
What the vehk did you just vehking say about me, you little n'wah? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hortator's followers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dwemer, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top marksman in the entire Tribunal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with cursing me and my palls from Oblivion? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the aurbis and your plane is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tribunal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” curse was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit CHIM all over you and you will drown in it. You’re vehking banished from this starry heart, kiddo.

>>726145800
What the iOS did you just say about Apple, you little Android ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in business marketing, and I've been involved in numerous lawsuit investigations in Apple, and I have over 300 confirmed iPhone sales. I am trained in Phone warfare and I'm the top businessman in the entire US cell phone company business. You are nothing to me but just another jailbreaker. I will outsell you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to jailbreak around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret Facetime network of geeks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your gigabytes and gives me all your money. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you from jailbreaking in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in selling iPhones, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Apple Products and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire monthly plan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to jailbreak and trying to download apps for free would bring you, maybe you would have not of jailbreaked at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me with your bricked iPod as you're you and your shit music is taken away in a police van. I'm fucking rich, kiddo.

>>726145800
>>726145800
What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.

>>726145132
>people elect president for X
>tries to deliver on X
>single judge blocks X even though people elected the president to do X
the most bullshit thing ive ever heard of

>>726145800
What the scooby-dooby-do did you just say about me, you little scooby snack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Mystery Gang, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations in America, and I have over 300 confirmed fake supernatural villains uncovered. I am trained in shit-pants warfare and I'm the top pussy in the entire US supernatural investigation committee. You are nothing to me but just another phony. I will uncover your fake supernatural disguise with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to scare people around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghosts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your Halloween costume closet and gives me all your scooby snacks. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you scaring people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in solving mysteries, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ghost Busters' HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire horror-inducing gags. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to scare people and trying to frighten me would bring you, maybe you would have not of dressed up as a ghost at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me in your pathetic ghost suit as you're taken away in a police van. Your pranks are over, kiddo.

>>726145800
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Art School, and I've been involved in numerous listens of NMH on vinyl , and I have over 3000 confirmed songs in my Foobar 2000 playlist. I am trained in songwriting and tumblr use and I'm the top vinyl collector in the record store I work at. You are nothing to me but just another mainstream listening pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with music the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am readying my field recordings, be prepared for a storm of 2deep4u. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste. Not only am I extensively trained in tumblr use, but I have access to the entire collection over at Amoeba Records and I will use it to its full extent to better your miserable pleb taste. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit obscurity all over you and you will drown in it. You're a fucking pleb, kiddo.

>>726145800
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Empire of Bones, and I've been involved in numerous ultra kills of Radiant heroes, and have over 300 confirmed crits. I am trained in skeleton warfare and I'm the top baller on the entire Dire Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will hellfire you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the middle of the lane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am flying my freshly-bought refresher orb out on the courier so you better prepare for the revives, faggot. The revives that lets me wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ball out of control over you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in killing peasants, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking stunned, kiddo.

>>726145800
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you sex muncher? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hugging Department, and I’ve been involved in numerous hugging raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I’m the top hugger in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another hugging target. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been hugged before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of huggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hugs, friend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your frown. You’re fucking hugged, buddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Huggine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to hug your little sexy ass off the face of the continent, you little sweetheart. If only you could have known what unholy hugging your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking arms together. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sexy beast. I will shit hugs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hugged, bud.

>>726146082
Why are we still here? ... Just to suffer? ... Every night, I can feel my leg,... and my arm,... even my fingers. The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost. It won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

>>726145957
Basically i sent my crush messages on fb saying i love you and i think your fit. He then called me a fcker which made me cry. But anyway since then he got a girlfriend and told my friend to tell me to stay away from him. Anywaty i still really like him. He always stares at me and when i look he turns away fast. Im really confuzed is he like guilty or sometihng cooz he could certainly see i was sad. I dunno help please none of my friends know??

>>726141274
>Trump's approval rating at 30%
>GOP's at 9%
Let's get some citation, my dude.

>>726145880
Who? The guy who dresses up as a girl to get free drinks?
The few others who are obvious 5 drink type of guys that take advantage of their friends?
Guess how much their opinions actually matter to me?
Let's focus on you. 24/7/365 on a message board stalking people you don't like. Digging up threads from 2015 to prove your point.
Seek help

>>726146279
If you're wondering about the half A press, read this before commenting to ask why. I use a special notation that allows for half A presses. Specifically, if you enter a level already holding the A button, then that A press only counts as half. It's actually pretty important to distinguish between the A button being PRESSED and the A button being HELD. While pressing A allows Mario to execute several kinds of jumps, the holding of A allows Mario to swim in water, do little kicks up slopes, grab the owl, and twirl slowly. So if a star requires the A button to be held, the pressing of the A button could have been done at some point in the past, and just held until that moment. For instance, let's say there are two stars: one that requires the A button to be pressed (x1 A presses), and another that only requires the A button to be held (0.5 A presses). Individually, these stars would both require a full A press. But if these stars were collected one after the other, then the A button could be pressed during the former, and held all the way through to the next star to be used in the latter. In this manner, these stars together would only use 1 A press, whereas they would take 2 A presses if done individually. So during a 120 star run, you would round these half A presses down, but on a star-by-star basis you would round them up.

>>726144366
LMFAO. Are you fucking retarded? What fucking huffintonpost article did you read that stated it would be estimated at 1 trillion dollars? straight fucking bullshit, go back to your snopes and politifact, dumbass. Fuck off.

>>726146279
You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah

>>726146340
You know what uranium is right It's this thing called nuclear ️weapons and other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium ️including some bad ️️things.

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>>726146228
easier than going outside

>>726146295
i think you think im some other poster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're having sex, 'Cause I'm stronger than you.

>>726144129
You do know that this was originally a picture of George Washington, right? I guess trumpanzees can't even make their own fan art

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Talking about paid shills: This guy shows up in every thread questioning Trump spamming it to the bump limit. I wonder how much he gets from team Trump?

>>726143939
>Trump promised to put Hillary in prison
He literally said that he wouldn't because it's not right to beat a dog when its down before he was even the president elect
>Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall
No plan has been officially drafted. Surprise, there's such things as import and export taxes.
>Trump said he would reduce the deficit and cut taxes
I'm sure some anon will link that breakdown of the deficit, and how sense Trump got into office, the deficit has been going in the opposite direction

ya'll east siders aint shit. ya'ever seen a lakota souix with an axe-in-hand who can throw faster then you can shoot question mark ? Merica bitch we're all niggers still watching george w. bush cause he's still funnier then you are.

>>726146567
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>726141085
But he's loosing. We're losing. We look like idiots. He looks like an idiot. Worse then Bush in fact.
>talks like a retard to appeal to retards.

>>726146676
YEAH, slap it!
pussy slapping sounds (TISH TISH PWBUBUBUBUAH???!?!?!)
explanation:
Imagine the GTA V stomping animation in first person, but stomping on a set of fluffy mare crotchboobs. And they make (stock sound effect of a computer video game, with an alternating tone, with each tone increasing in frequency)
But imagine it more organic sounding, a fart sound.
Stomp on the pussy until it farts and explodes. One time an askreddit poster said that a boy puffed air into her pussy, so she shit on his face with vagina mist. That reminds me of freddiew blood shits, with the mist and shit. get it?
WHAT THE FUUUCOOOK glitch phone dubstep sounds noises from skrillex cinema remix

>>726146754
I go through my day pretty normal, like I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy. I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy, heh, I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little SUGAR in me and I start to go cuckoo. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was 2 or, 2 or 5 or 1 brownies, only 90 calories each! But they do the job, do y'know what I'm sayin? They get me going, they get me riled up! A little cuckoo, a little wacky. Start getting me a little Coocy, a little, y'know loopy! oo-oo. Hey somebody t- somebody put this kid in a padded cell, get him a straight jacket he's going a little... Wackyyyy. A little Coocy. He's off the walls, bananas, loco. You want me to stop, isn't that wonderful? Well let me just do whatever you say because it's your little fairytale.

>>726144366
>The wall is going to be 1 trillion dollars
Can i get some of whatever the fuck you're smoking?

>>726146826
I think you should go to your nearest walmart.Go to their men's restroom (assuming your gender). Look promptly at the Urinal. See that round mint floating there in what looks like residue piss? Go ahead and grab that and place it directly under your tongue. Its the latest progressive trend and everyone is doing it! The real high doesn't kick in until you go look in the mirror. Go ahead take a nice long look. After you have fulfilled your homosexual desires fucking bash your god damn head into the sink repeatedly until the mint under your tongue begins to taste like a black-cock foreskin.

>>726146567
Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic. OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTube ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die? Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC. Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.

>>726146567
english is my 12th language, and i have an iq of 139. dont say shit you white male because i graduated from mit you dipshit. meanwhile i love my mansion in cape cod along with my 4 atvs. fun fact is im using a 15000 dollar gaming pc i built myself with my hard earned money. watch yourself kiddo. if you want to fight me, beware you grimy piece of shit scrawny ass white boy because im specially trained in jui jiztu and will knock your lights out lad. i kicked 50 fucking yard field goals at age 12 so you fucking watch your untalented ass when im in bed with your sister the following night you drop out of 8th grade, bitch

>>726144548
>Spammers are now fascists
We've now come full circle, gentlemen. Behold.

>>726146567
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

>>726146567
I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani. For centuries my people bled under Normie oppression. But no more. We have suffered enough under your Social Media Tyranny. It is time to strike back. I hereby declare a meme jihad on all Normies. Normies, GET OUT! RRRÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

>>726146965
Heres the result of what happens when white suburbia gets fucked in a chilis parking lot. Maybe it was that, the Franzia induced whoring or the piss where reproductive fluids should have been that you, as a product of these things are so sure real "thugs" or "murderers" take selfies of themselves signing the shocker to post online. Or maybe you read too much into the "front page of the internet" slogan and fancy yourself making headlines. Turn your computer off, go ask your mom if its ok if you have a diet soda and go play outside, boy. All your doing here is REALLY not helping our societies argument against Daesh.

>>726146965
Super Saiyan Blue (超サイヤ人ブルー, Sūpā Saiya-jin Burū), also known as Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan (超サイヤ人ゴッド超サイヤ人, Sūpā Saiya-jin Goddo Sūpā Saiya-jin) is a transformation that uses the power of Super Saiyan God with the Super Saiyan form. This form can be accessed by absorbing the powers of god and combining it with Super Saiyan or through vigorous ki control training as seen with Vegeta in Super. This form exceedingly surpasses its predecessor, Super Saiyan God. This variation of the Kaio-ken boasts a double aura effect, placing a crimson Kaio-ken aura outside of a typical blue Super Saiyan Blue aura. The outer Kaio-ken aura manifests as violently fluctuating and jagged while the Super Saiyan Blue aura maintains a gentle, flame-like contour. Goku began developing this technique for eventual use against Beerus. To use it, Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan Blue, then simply activates Kaio-ken in addition to it. As Goku has not yet mastered the technique, it has only a 10% chance of working and a 90% of failing, which had a chance of killing him. Thus, Goku must maintain an extraordinary amount of focus when activating the technique in order to ensure its success. Since Super Saiyan Blue has perfect innate ki control, Goku is able to utilize the power of the Kaio-ken in a similar manner to the way in which he can control it in his base form. By contrast, attempting to use the technique with his normal Super Saiyan transformation would almost certainly kill him, which he cited as the reason why he never attempted to use it in the past as a normal Super Saiyan. Use of this technique gifted Goku with such power that Hit's Time-Skip technique became ineffective, as Goku became so powerful while using it that he was able to strike Hit in spite of time being suspended. This form was even able to make Beerus nervous even before Goku increased its multiplier.

>>726146965
Dark arts for Dark People. Negromancy is black magic done by black people who's dark skin represents the dark deeds they have done. The darker their skin the darker the deeds they have committed against humanity. This is why Africa hasn't advanced in technology because they have the power of negromancy to help them with their everyday needs, such as capturing 12 year old kids to force them into soldiers.
Instead of potions, a negromancer use synthetic Kool-Aid to restore their mana and powers. Instead of black cats, negromancers tend to have Chickens due to their ability to be turned into food once their time has been served. Negromancy is unlike necromancy and are in no way related aside from being banned in Hogwarts. Negromancy is a dark topic...

>>726141400
MAGA lolz
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That's why we voted him in.
ROTFL

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this️, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear️ is powerful; my uncle️️ explained️ that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, ️now it’s four️—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women‍️ are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed️, ️they just ️️️️killed ️️us.

>>726147157
i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward after this but i have to know how you feel, i have kept this in for a long while and it's about time i was straight up and just confront you about it. i hope this doesn't ruin things. i just need you to know and i can't see any other way to get over this, it just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer, i want you to tell me truthfully no matter what it is. i want an honest opinion... do you know the muffin man?

>>726147180
I know you're being sarcastic, but actually! A few studies have been done and they are pretty sure that actually almost half of the population is bisexual or somewhere on the not straight spectrum. It's just most people don't really think about their sexuality except to follow the perceived social and cultural norm, which is heterosexuality or the appearance of it. This is exhibited in a lot of people who spent most of their life around outwardly presenting straight people who then get a friend/s who are not straight. It causes them to think about their sexuality and realize that it really is okay and an option to find the same gender to be attractive in a sexual way. There are quite a lot of elderly people who didn't even realize it was an option to sexually/romantically like the same gender and went most of their lives in a heterosexual relationship before spending the remainder in a same sex relationship or wishing to be in one.

>>726144824
>finished rebuilding it
>Increased racial tensions
>increased national debt, so much so you have to raise the ceiling 3 times
>strengthened the patriot act
>SOPA
>PIPA
>Net neutrality
>Trying to cause another housing bubble
>Mass collusion via the media
>Introduce a healthcare reform that was destroying medicare
So really. What -did- Obama do, beside get Bin Laden?

>>726142404
>Bush

MAGA lolz
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>>726146965
No. the spammers are trying to silence you.

Drown out dissent by flooding the channels.

Do you support the first amendment? Because if you do, you should be disgusted by what's happening. Not because its "fascists", or whatever other nonsense, but because this is a constant, concerted, and organised campaign to silence freedom of speed.

>>726145306

You're 16, you know nothing about everything in this world. All you're good for right now is shitting, eating, and being a pawn of higher education

>>726147304
freedom of speed?

freedom of speech.

fucking autocorrect

>>726147304

unlike facebook and reddit, you don't get banned for saying offensive shit. if your argument is so bad that pictures of asian girls get you ignored then you weren't worth listening to in the first place. you don't belong here.

my words are already recorded, at this point, I'm just a guy. quotes from my myself would be 'tell you what!!?!' 'okay' in response to being peer pressured and,'lock her up!!!'

>>726139989
No he won't. Hell bankrupt the nation

>>726147500
>if your argument is so bad that pictures of asian girls get you ignored then you weren't worth listening to in the first place. you don't belong here.

Bullshit.

this is a targeted process to disrupt all dialogue.

regardless of if its a "good argument", or a shit argument. Its a deliberate process to prevent dialogue.

how the fuck can you excuse that? How the hell can you not care that people are deliberately trying to prevent dialogue.

>>726147304
You realize I'm criticizing your claim that you're claiming that the spambots are trump supporters afraid of dissent, right? The irony is palpable.

>>726147829
Because honestly, the spambots at least have something I can laugh to. The only laughing I do from you is out of pity.

>>726142384
fucking shill fag

>>726139989
>the crap he promised?

Promised to who? The the fucktards that voted for him. No he's going to fuck those guys even harder than he's going to fuck over the Hippies.

>>726144930
I voted Trump

I love the guy.

I want my federal income taxes lowered and I want illegal aliens deported.

>>726142096

I'm going to keep scrolling but if she doesn't show her butthole I'll be mad.

>>726146082
Majority voted Hillary.

>>726142632
Is this really where you think trump is better than obama? Speaking?

>>726143926
you triggered bro? STFU already you fagget

> implying he hasn't already made good on several promises
Ok op have fun in Cuck land

>>726148592
but the people didn't elect her. it's unreasonable that a single judge can just overrule the president.

>>726144704
>"most powerful position on earth" my balls.

This is what Hadrian said about being Emperor.

>>726144483
>triggered snowflake

lel

>>726144160
KEKEKEKEKEK kekekekek fucking kek lulzlulzlulz

>>726148452
>Yeah he never promised to replace obamacare with something better
Nigger wut

>>726148209
then you are a fucking idiot.

laugh. go on.

but you will not be laughing when you lose the 1st amendment, when your freedom to speak is taken from you, because this is what it is.

If you cannot see that, you are part of the problem.

>>726148900
my roman history is too rusty to understand your joke

>>726144824
>implying we'd be better off with the spirit cooking witch

kek

>>726139989
This is fucking beautiful. Look at all the scum ITT crying. There's gonna be 8 years of this. 8 years of seeing dumbfuck libshits in agony. It warms my heart lol :^)

MAGA!

> implying she didn't call burn supporters basement dwellers
Op your a funny guy

>>726147829
>this is a targeted process to disrupt all dialogue.

They're called ShareBlue, a well known left-wing shill organization. Well spotted.

>>726144725
so punchable lel

>>726149429
>"this is gonna be great!"

he yells, as the house burns down around him...

>>726144232
>>726144232
>forgetting when Jeffery "Pedo Express" Epstein pleaded the 5th when asked if Donald Trump was present during Epstein's "activities."
wew lad

>>726148592
>doesn't know what the electoral vote is

Found the libtard thicko or non-American

>>726139989
No wonder you faggots lost

>>726149429
>ignoring all the trump support spam trying to drown out everyone else
>trump is fucking up majorly and i wouldn't be surprised if he gets kicked out of the office before his 4 years are up

>>726148975
anything triggers these snowflake retards tbh fam

>>726149696
> Implying you can't roast marshmellows over a dead feminist and her home
U fokin wot me

>>726149739
Found the cuckservative who's still assblasted that Trump lost the popular vote.

NB4;
>muh 3 million illegals

>>726149620
>They're called ShareBlue, a well known left-wing shill organization

you really think that a "left-wing" group is trying to prevent dialogue and organisation criticising their opposition?

You're delusional.

>>726149796
> implying nailing a secretary is presidential
Kek

>>726150002
> implying feminism is about equality for all
Why is it called feminism then ?

>>726149796
>i wouldn't be surprised if he gets kicked out of the office

>he can't get more than 18%
>he can't get more than 30%
>he can't get more than 35%
>he can't get more than 40%
>he can't get more than 45%
>he can't win outside of New England
>he can't get 1237
>he has no groundgame
>he can't win Indiana
>Ted won't drop out
>Kasich won't drop out
>Trump can't beat Hillary
>i wouldn't be surprised if he gets kicked out of the office


Hahahahahaha, libtards everybody PMSL

>>726149995
Nobody really knows who got the popular vote, due to irregularities, voting fraud, and a whole bunch of missing and possibly hacked results.

Trump won the presidency by a whopping 77 votes though, we're clear on that.

>>726150368
The problem with the popular vote was Hillary receiving upwards of 3 million votes from illegals, it's something we really need to address in this country. Voter ID would be a good start.

>>726150164
>Trump will build the wall
>Trump will drain the swamp
>Trump will lock her up
>Trump will kill Obamacare
>Trump will defeat ISIS in 30 days
>Trump will win by a landslide
>No one will vote for Hillary

>>726150368
>implying Trump won the popular vote
>>726150563
>muh 3 million illegals maymay

>>726150563
estimates at 3 million, then you have to account for the voter and election fraud, dead people, felons, hundreds of stories never picked up by the MSM

then you have places where more people voted then there are registered voters lol oops
and the recount efforts just resulted in more trump votes... lol

Choosing sides in politics and actually feeling a sense of pride in seeing the person you voted for achieving shit as if you had any part in it is as retarded as people who actually feel overjoyed or enraged when "their" sports team wins or loses. You're own lives are just so pathetic on their own that you can't go on without deluding yourself into believing you were a part of something that you perceive to be a big deal. I don't care who you voted for. That doesn't make their accomplishments in any way related to anything you did.

It's conversion disorder at best.

>>726150591
> Implying 4/7 aren't happening

>>726150563
Yeah, and with over 3 million illegals voting for Hillary, she cheated and still lost! OMG MY FUCKING SIDES xDDDDD

>>726150796
>wall isn't happening
>Goldman-Sachs infests cabinet
>HRC cleared
>Obamacare not getting axed
>Way past 30 days

>>726150563
The popular vote is just for show though

>>726142404
You know except, GW Bush - and his Dad, oh and that faggot Reagan... oh right and the shining example of Nixon, yup really great linage there buddy.

>>726150563
wait what, illegal immigrants can vote in USA? what exactly do you need to vote in your country?

>>726151117
I love it when people talk about the popular vote. It makes them look retarded. There is no popular vote in the US. Never has been, never will be.

>>726151030
> Obamacare not getting axed
How life under a rock?

>>726151171
only in the imagination of the trump-hards.

they think that 100 million "illegals" voted for clinton, completely ignoring the reality that investigations have shown that there was no such voting irregularity.

>>726149429
This. So much butthurt it is fucking hilarious. Trump triggered all the liberal scum of the earth at once! hahahahahahahahahahlmao :^)

>>726144788
This is where the country went wrong, Wallace should've been in there. He wouldn't have put up with the hijacking of the American government by special interests and military contractors.

>>726149429
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>>726151570
yes, "butthurt" at all those things like corruption, the removal of medical services for people like you.

You know, you're kind of like the village idiot, laughing at how "great" it is, while your own home is on fire, because that'll show the mayor who's in charge....

Trump fucked my life up already.

And I'm an American Citizen, that actually works in my community and pay my taxes.

He didn't make America great, he made it worse. For me, my family, and maybe even my daughter's generation. Fuck him, and fuck the people that blindly support him.

>>726150002
Are you implying the 'left-wing' kids at berkeley didn't just set their own campus on fire a few weeks back PRECISELY to prevent dialogue and criticism of their positions?

How fucking stupid are you exactly?

kek

>>726151761
>implying the average joe can afford medical care since obamacare came into effect
Kek

>>726151462
>investigations have shown that there was no such voting irregularity.

I think you're thinking of the Russian hacking nonsense, all evidence of voting fraud has been released by WH officials. Russian influence has only been reported by fake news.

>>726151973
American citizens don't have to say they are American citizens when they post Anon
Go back to Canada

>>726151761
Well Obamacare was an unmitigated disaster, let's not go there.