so I've been using tinder for like 4 months now, and haven't

you're ugly

>>726126125

LOL only explanation

screenshot your tinder profile

>>726126474
Do this and black out your ugly face, to protect y... us from it.

>>726126474
this for inspection

>>726125926
Ugly people shouldn't use tinder...
You gotta use plenty of fish or some other shit where women can read more about you and not have to see your ugly face.

>>726126823
Hey man pof has gotten me laid a few times now

uploading to imgur now

>>726125926
give info: how old are you, in which area you live, are you really that bad looking ?

>>726127481
>>726126474
imgur album whr2N

18, australian in south africa, I know people uglier than me

>>726127679
swap ur first and second pic, bitches love animals

>>726128286
seems to be the case, just figured good photo > bad photo with doggo

>>726127679

You look beta as fuck. Lose the glasses, trim that gigantic jewfro and for the love of god get rid of that pathetic third picture.

Seriously on your age you should be drowing in pussy, man the fuck up.Plenty of time to not get laid when you're 30+ like me.

>>726128542

*fourth

>>726128542
>>726128699
yeah, booked for a haircut on Wednesday, the hair is total madness and I'm not digging it anymore
scrapped said picture, but the glasses? I dig them but saving for laser eye surgery atm

>>726125926
Ask strangers who seem honest.
Like, total bastards.
Ask those guys.

Best of luck.

>>726125926
Who is she?

>>726128903
no clue, found webm on here
soz mate

what does your bio say

>>726129066

australian film student // love cooking and dogs // 6' tall // living the meme dream // movies and pizza would be awesome // looking for someone super chill and fun

seen cute girls with bios that I think are compatible, so tried to mesh with that sort of vibe

also note that cape town is only 15% white, so a lot of black chicks on here that tbh i'm not digging

statistically unfortunate? i think so

>>726129175
>living the meme dream

>>726129175
Screams beta.

>>726129175
lose the meme dream part

dude just fuck tinder, go out and drink something, do things with your friends and you will eventually find someone which u can fuck.
Hoping for tinder instead of doing something is beta af. Or just fuck a black girl

>>726125926
I'm an expert on profiles

Screecap your entire profile and link it here for my advice.
When I mean "entire", I mean "ENTIRE".

If you don't, you don't get my advice which means no pussy for you.

I'm busy so hurry up.
I figure helping a virgin fagboi with his Tinder profile will be my good deed for the day.

>>726129626
tried that, was fucking awful. never again

>>726129712
maybe u just suck as a person then idk

Hey...see you at college tomorrow xD

>>726129712
try killing yourself or buy a body pillow

>>726128863
Do you wear eye contacts? I changed from glasses to eye contacts with the occasional glasses instead. And have been more successful getting girls since.

>>726129641
imgur LRkdu
I'm assuming you don't mean full list of interests etc sourced from facebook?

Fuck your friends. Just type " Tinder profile tips " on google search and get some real gud tips.
Here's your first tip : don't look straight in the camera when you take a selfie. Better smile and look a bit in a different direction.
2nd tip : Try to be funny and not too serious
3rd tip : Don't prag !!!

>>726128542
>>726128863
Just do what he said OP. It's bad atm.

>>726129842
top fucking kek

>>726127679
You need 1 clear, brightly lit face shot of you and JUST you.

All of your pics seem like you are hiding something.

Also, it's so obvious you are flexing when you are petting your dog.

Take out the pic of you standing in front of a window with all the colors on the window.
Who the fuck does that?

Also take out the pic with your friends.
Your friends are kind of ugly and yall aren't doing anything fun in the photo. So, by proxy, you look ugly and unfun.

Not to mention I don't even remember you in that photo.
Your fat ugly beaner friend on the right is seared into my memory...

>>726129842
busted

If this is even OP gets pussy this week...

>>726129175
>>726129421
FOR FUCK'S SAKES... cringe

You got a chance OP xD

>>726129887
contacts murder my eyes, have tried disposable and reusable ones

>>726129960
did a fair bit of research and tried those tactics, didn't seem to change

>>726129842
kys harry

>>726130213
have u tried fucking harry yet?

>>726130156
actually only added that line in after swiping right on a couple of cute girls who had similar stuff in their bio

>>726130046
appreciate the tips, will make an effort to get fresh photos after my haircut this week

>>726130306
harry's so fucking out of my league
also fuck harry, you tall british cunt

You're not the best looking guy OP so your profile has to sell you. I've never used Tinder but I bet 75% of guys on there are 6ft, animal lovers, want somebody fun, etc.

Ask yourself this: why do people enjoy spending time with me? Why would a member of the opposite sex want to spend time with me?

As other anons have said, cut your hair and get some better photos. Lose the pic of all of your beta friends, lose the dog pic (see above) and lose that weird photo of your reflection in a window.

>>726130306
>>726130213
OP i would really consider fucking harry

My love life is fine atm...sorry
Not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars...-Harry

>>726130442
real harry
>>726130486
fake harry

>>726128863

Girls have always complimented me on my glasses, because I had a lot of them. Be sure to order some cheap ones online via eyebuydirect or something. You need 8 pairs or something to appear fashionable. Since these cost about 8 dollar a piece thats nothing.

>>726130442
>>726130486
looks like Friday's gonna be great

>>726130440
gotcha, tldr full refresh of my profile?

delete your profile and work on yourself. get a haircut. shave. lift weights

>>726129175
beta af

It was actually me for both, i have no clue how to respond to a specific thread...I'm shit at life

>>726130649
right, will look into that

>>726130786
who the fuck this?

>>726127679
Cut the jew fro, look up short hair styles for your face shape

>>726130651
Absolutely. Have stuff on there that is both unique to you and worded differently from everybody else. Also: feel free to lie/stretch the truth absurdly far. You're trying to attract girls who have literally hundreds of guys to choose from; now is not the time to be self-deprecating or appear average.

-Harry, always assume its me

But they are right, tinder is catered to girls. May as well lie just a bit to get into a conversation where maybe you can get them more interested. New, clearer pics would help also

>>726130889
seems to be the general consensus, will do some research for styling

>>726130894
>>726131205
yeah, i am aware of the uphill struggle for most guys on tinder. fresh photos on my to-do

>>726131388
I'd say bio is more important than photos. Just have a couple of clear head and shoulder pics of you with your hair done, a shirt on and a smile and you're already better than a lot of guys.

Let's throw some ideas around now. What are your interests/hobbies/good things about you?

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>>726128903
>>726128996
mrs_mourinho on reddit

>>726131790
see i hear most people argue that photos are more important, but i agree with you. i swipe left on most chicks that have no bio

i like making things (made big wooden swords with my friends this weekend to fuck around with, currently working on a full kylo ren costume), i'm really getting into photography and videography to a lesser extent. currently building PCs as a small side-job

really struggling to think of positive attributes about me tho

>>726132128
<3

>>726132528
Don't mention swords. Do you craft anything other than swords. Mention anything other than swords. Woodcrafting is a pretty cool unique thing to have in your bio but for the love of god, don't mention swords.

>>726132649
yeah, i'm sure retarded big swords aren't a seller lol
have made benches and guitars in the past, made a skateboard deck once but it wasn't that great

can solder and do some circuitry as well, but not my strong point

>>726127679
Honest advice
Get a haircut.
Get fashionable clothes.
You'll be fine.

>>726132806
guitars is the one

>>726125926
i have like a billion matches, 5 responds, one good date and one completely garbage date. tinder is useless.

>>726132855
fashionable seems to be really subjective, generally go shopping with female friends and take the advice on board with my own style
any tips on what's actually fashionable?

>>726132528
>>726132649
Agree with this anon, do not fucking mention swords or Star Wars. Crafting stuff is good, it demonstrates that you're good with your hands and not afraid to do hard work. Now compliment it with something intellectually demanding to counter any impression that you're a meathead. You also need something that shows you've got friends, either a sports team or uni club that isn't beta as fuck. Make sure you talk up video editing, that's an interesting thing that other guys won't have, but don't make it sound geeky. You've got lots of potential here m8.

>>726133009
intellectually demanding like music? can play guitar moderately well and write okay music, but i don't see it as an asset personally

other intellectual stuff... i write a bit, not really much else
been trying to get find a sport that i enjoy, going to try fencing later this week

>>726133305
i've done a bit of fencing in the past, it's pretty fun

>>726133391
yeah a couple of my mates are doing it so i'm keen to try
also been recommended to try hema (historical european martial arts)

>>726133305
Yeah writing music is good m8. So you can either list that shit with the // as breaks like before or actually write about it, so:

Wood craft expert//Music writer

Or

Once made a guitar and then wrote a song to play on it.

Fencing is another thing that sounds cool. After you've been once, put it in there like you're a fucking Olympian.

>>726133629
hema seems less impressive than fencing, it reminds me too much of larping

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>>726133629
hema is for fedora wearing faggots in lotr costumes. they dress up like hobbit-robocop crossovers rather than what real knights looked like.

>>726133861
>>726133844
yeah that's what i thought, but i'm gonna try it anyway
local club has an open night in a few weeks, so i'm not losing anything by trying

>>726133920
good on you

So you're from SA hey? You into any of that "Dark(ie) Chocolate xD)

youre fucking hot

>>726134176
You're**

Fucking Blind xD xD

>>726134110
tried it a little while ago, black chick at uni was really into me so i took the opportunity

regret. so much regret.

>>726134290
Good one.

>>726134304
Why do you regret it? What did she do wrong?

>>726134304
will post full story if anyone's interested

>>726134304

Regret it?? What did the muffin give you ebola or something xD thats what i'd expect from a nagger

>>726134176
lol

>>726134420
yes

>>726134420
please do

>>726134420
yes please

>>726134420

No, but go ahead stray'an

>>726133920
make sure to wear a fedora, or else they're going to deny you entrance. they're really picky about that.

>>726134421
might as well have, details in story below

>be me, complete newfag at film school
>first day involves three hours of forced social games
>put us into groups of like 10, give us a stupid question to discuss and shuffle groups
>couple groups in i meet this really hyper black chick
>seems cool enough, really into star wars so we find a talking point
>she fiddles with my jewfro as most chicks had that day
>move on to other group, don't think much of her
>friday that week, social organised by 3rd years at local bar
>most people went, was actually quite a legit night and got to know the area better
>end up buying me and some friends way too many shots for dirt cheap
>most of us are quite sloshed
>black chick also there, also sloshed
>comes up to me, gets really cuddly and shit
>drunk me doesn't mind, comforts all that emptiness inside etc
>she kisses me on the cheek, drunk me does not approve (will find the picture, it's fucking gold)
>i excuse myself to the bathroom, try to avoid her

typing second part now

>>726135223
>drunk me does not approve

Kek

>>726127679
ugly dyel, you're welcome

>>726135223
>i excuse myself to the bathroom, try to avoid her
Was she ugly? Or you just dislike black girls?

Hurry up with the second part.

>>726135223
post pics of her

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>>726135223
pic related

>so comes to a few weeks later
>she's made it really clear she's keen
>decide to approach her and try to defuse it
>retardmove.png
>talking, eventually get to the topic
>she's really embarassed but made it clear she just wanted a hookup
>less disgusted now
>slightly
>only slightly
>asks me to hook up with her sometime
>i make the mistake of saying yes
>was just curious, who knows what'll happen
>willing to experiment
>so like a week later go chill at hers, watch some tv n shit
>she suddenly straddles me and starts making out with me
>drunk enough to not stop her but sober enough to be aware i'm not really enjoying it
>try to be enthusiastic, but really wasn't feeling it
>offers me a blowjob
>hell yeah, it's been ages since i've had head
>pulls down pants, was genuinely shocked
>"you're so big for a white guy"
>was laughing so hard inside, but just pushed her head down
>let her do her stuff, but she really wasn't all that great
>too much teeth, not enough tongue
>anyway, finish in her mouth, keep watching tv
>decide to subtly order an uber, say my dad wants me home before midnight
>was a straight up lie but i wanted out
>left, haven't really spoken much since

but wait, it gets better

>showering the next morning
>fuck, why is my dick tingling like i've got papercuts or some shit
>keep showering, really sore but whatever
>get out, dry off, check
>she fucking left teethmarks on my dick
>she broke skin
>fucking hell
>dick was mildly sore for like three days
>thankfully cuts weren't too deep, healed fast

yeah, that's my one and only experience with a black chick. was bad man.

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>>726135835
don't have a thing against black girls, just didn't find her attractive

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>>726132528
lol
>kylo ren costume
lost it

>>726136224
hahah oh my god the picture

>>726136224
best part of the hookup was when I walked out of her room and her roommates saw me and freaked their shit
what made it even better is that they're all in my class and seriously had their minds blown, was fucking hilarious

>>726136607
Could you fuck any of the friends?

>>726136224
>sober enough to be aware i'm not really enjoying it
>offers me a blowjob
>hell yeah
you don't know what you want.

>>726136427
yeah, her shaved lab-monkey haircut doesn't do her any favors.

>>726137086
i could
but i don't feel like stepping into that household again

>>726137162
you are entirely correct

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Alright, OP's done with this thread
Night /b/ros, I appreciate the advice and I hope you enjoy the story >>726135223
godspeed and enjoy this webm

it's ok Anon, I'm not good on tinder neither but in person I don't even have to speak and bitches crave the cock, tinder gets rid of all the body language, and charisma, and just goes straight off looks, if you is an averagefag like me, you'll have to have some baller fotos that make you look real good, and an incredibly interesting bio.

My tinder is complete shit, I match with girls but never can go anywhere, I just gave up because I'm not in a population dense area, with lots of women to men ratio, just try in person OP, you may have much, much more luck, or use PoF or okCupid where you can open every girl and show her how awesome you are prior to just attraction