Girls are gross stories, I'll start. Was dating a girl for

lol. nothing bad. just wash it

She was marking her territory.

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>>726118834
She was leaving you a little something to smell later, I see no problem with that. She was just looking out for you

>>726118834
Anybody who would fuck you is guaranteed to be a fucking gross bitch.

>>726119042
Totally sniffed it the next day.

>>726118834
worked in the local gas station for 2 years and one day a male customer told me that the customers toilet was dirty. full of used tampons and bloody toilet paper. since they have to ask for they door key for the toilet i went straight to the toilet after one of my two suspects asked to use it again ~2 month after that incident. again all full with bloody tampons and toilet papers. so yeah i know who is a disgusting and respectless whore in my village. obviously i didn't let her use it the next time she asked...

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>>726118834
lol, I'd ask if you are retarded or something...but then again you got laid

Yet you didn't greentexted the story, so you are probably a normie newfag, which means you are probably lying.

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My Ex would take off her pad and try and make me sniff it telling me she thought it smelled good... She was cute and maintained a healthy fresh smelling butthole.

>>726119948
that burger looks so damn good

>>726118834
Man, I have a thing with fucking married women.....in their beds. I always make it a habit of wiping my cock on both of the pillows, knowing that her husband will sleep on one of them that night.

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>>726118834
>Girls are gross stories
indeed!
contribooting

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>>726118834
>>726118935
Nah man, I got one better. My ex used to have a habit of pissing the bed when she got shitty drunk but also when she'd be over stressed. I've been pissed on a good 30+ times during my time with her. I now have a minor piss fetish that I don't indulge nut get turned on by. I blame /b/ partially...

>>726120055

So do you not change your sheets after fucking or why do you assume the Husband will rest his head on your cocksauce?

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>Fingering girlfriend on her period
>I pull my hand out with massive amounts of blood under finger nails...
>Tell her that her uterus is literally under my nails
>She then leans forward planting her vagina down on my face telling me the only way I can get air is if I clean her pussy with my mouth
>Start doing it
>Tells me she was kidding and that I'm disgusting
> breaks up with me because of how gross I was
> she got back together with my dad
it was my mom....

>>726120472
Welp...that's enough /b/ for today...

>>726120472
>>726120599
Maximum KeK

>>726118834
Oof

>>726119602
Who lives in villages

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>>726118834

I remember one time I was fingering one of my exes and my hand kinda slipped between her ass cheeks. Didn't think much of it but after a while it started to smell like shit in the room so I get up saying I have to take a piss and look at my hand and there's shit all over my hand. I came back and she tried to make me eat her out but I told her I wasn't in the mood anymore. Never told her and don't know if she even knew.

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>>726120472

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>>726120472

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ex gf was sitting at the computer doing somehting. I came up behind her and stuck my hand down her pants, she yells and pushes me away. after that I scratch my face or something and I smelled poop....burned into memory forever.

>>726121214
Funny, I'm a janitor and I've yet to come across a fetus but goddamn bitches are disgusting, that's the absolute truth...

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>>726120472
My sides have entered into another being

Was fingering my then girlfriend and i guess her period just started because there was a little bit of blood on my fingers when i looked at it, so i thought i'll just inform her. I think out of embarrassment or maybe because she thought i found it disgusting, she quickly put the fingers in her mouth and cleaned the blood out. :/

I'm a custodian for an elementary school. Still yet to find a fetus...

>>726121081
how else would you call something with 1500 inhabitants?

>>726121916

>*Retches internally*

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>>726118834
LOL

that made me laugh

she's gross op, GROSS. imagine you stuck your dick in her durty pussy.

She probably reuses tampons too.

probably wipes her ass like a dog on the rug,

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Bump for interest

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>>726122291
>mfw my "city" has less people than that

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>>726120472

>>726122462
that sounds like a small town

>>726122084
>elementary school
Yeah well I suppose a teacher could leave one but you're more likely to find em in factory settings with 3rd world employees. I'm honestly surprised I haven't found one yet but god almighty, the stench of rotten pussy is enough to bring some of the most alpha males to their knees in absolute, stomach-wrenching disgust.

>>726122415
lost my shit
>probably wipes her ass like a dog on the rug,

I guess I could share a little story

>be me
>meet a 9.5/10 online
>curly brown hair, long eyelashes, yadda yadda
>she was a cute kind of beautiful, not a slutty beautiful, always dressed modestly
>anyway, down to the good shit
>I finally get the chance to visit her over the weekend
>i visit and i take her out to dinner, already made out in the car, shit like that
>kinda fingered her in the car, so she was horny all day
>"anon, i've been waiting for months to fuck you"
>gotachub.png
>"k, let's get dessert to go and go back to your house"
>we got our shit and left, went to her house
>it was a shit hole, but whatever, she was going through some rough times
>enter the house doing the cliche making out shit where we're undressing on the way to the bedroom
>shit is hot as fuck, never looked around her house because i was too busy sucking on her titties
>we get to her VERY messy bedroom, i don't give a shit, i'm about to get some pussy
>throw her on her back, and start yanking my pants off
>she starts taking her pants off, along with her underwear
>...?
>I smell a home cooked meal in the house
>her pussy literally smells like chicken fried steak with gravy, i shit you not
>i try not to fucking gag
>"anon, what's wrong?"
>"nothing baby, are you ready?"
>"mhm~"
>penetrate her, we fuck for a good hour or so
>she wouldn't stop asking me to eat her pussy out
>i told her that i would next time, making stupid excuses
>after she cums she decides to take a shower, thank god
>i'm laying on her bed naked, looking at all the disgusting shit in her room
>she's got plates and bowls all around her room with food encrusted on them, cups of sweet tea with mold everywhere
>it was unusual to me, she's very skinny and fit, and yet there's so much junk food stuff laying around
>to the left of the bed, where i am laying, i decide to look down
>FUCKNO.GTFO
>she's got a pile of underwear, which was a huge source of the smell in the room

anyone want me to cont?

>>726122341
couldn't see her the same way after that. we broke up less than a week later. A shame because she gave the best bjs I've had so far

>>726122717
It's retard central, most people here never leave. I regret getting stuck here in my teenage years, got on drugs as a means of breaking the monotony and now I'm trying to break loose of that to get out of dodge.

>>726120472
My fucking sides

>>726119067
OP Rekt

>>726122935
Sure

>>726122935
Yeah.

>>726122935
Cont

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>>726118834
My experience with girls are that they are far more gross than guys. And that is really saying a lot as guys can be pretty gross themselves.

>>726118834
i bed when you have sex at her place she has a towel nearby.

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cont

>>726123030
i'am the gas station guy and the people here marry among the others. high rate of mental illness who need special education. at least 20 kids on special school right now i guess. 2 or 3 small bus i see now and then. still a damn good place to live, because the city with 30k inhabitants is just 10minutes by car and a 75k just 30minutes. normal here. a city and then 10 villages of ~1k inhabitants around it and agriculture.

>>726122935
more than anything

>>726118834
That's because you didn't hand her a towel

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>>726120472
Someone please include me in the screencap

>>726120083
why

>>726123583
>>726123465
>>726120472
Stop samefagging, it wasn't funny.

> was fucking gf
> she gets on all fours
> hittin it from behind
> getting into it
>she's now face down and ass up
> catch a whiff of her booty
> smells like she just finished taking a shit n didn't wipe completely
> soon as the smell touches my nose lose my erection and fake cumming
> I hadn't hit it from behind since.. not with any bitch

One time i was gonna have a threesome with a female friend and her bf we were supposed to get it on in the shower but she didn't wanna do it and tried to make me eat her puss right after her bf did, maybe I'm just a pussy but nothing happened cause no shower

>>726120472
This shit was beyond unfunny. Stop samefagging.

Nasty
https://youtu.be/DqmWR0Onr88

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But I didn't samefag?

>>726123717
So I can comment "lol look at my reply can't believe they did it xD" when it gets put on reddit

>>726119067
Damn. He gotcha.

>>726118834
whenever im on my period and i get blood on my fingers when pulling out a tampon i like to eat it
also when i masturbate on my period i use the blood as lube

>>726122935
Continued

>I lean over and start to go through her underwear, mostly the ones towards the bottom of the pile
>I don't even need to put my face close to smell the stench of ammonia and feces
>I begin to regret my decision, wish I had looked at her vagina and ass before I fucked her
>she comes out of the shower, catching me looking at her underwear in disgust
>"...o-oh, anon.. those are my sister's, she leaves her stuff here sometimes"
>"...uh, your sister leaves her filthy underwear by your bed?"
>realize what I had just said, that was pretty rude, and she looks pretty hurt
>"haha, yeah..."
>feel like a douche, she's too nice for this shit
>try to cheer her up by pulling her to the bed
>by the way, she took like a 30 minute shower
>start to go down on her
>pussy looks fine, pretty and pink, no roast beef
>put my face against it
>..i can fucking smell it again
>the underlying smell of piss and food
>it's faint, you can tell she scrubbed the fuck out of it because her pussy was red and irritated
>"anon?"
>after she said my name, i began to go to town, breathing out of my mouth only
>shitty fucking oral job, but i couldn't breathe through my nose, i just couldn't, i'd puke
>it was so fucking rank guys
>make her cum, lean up IMMEDIATELY after she's done
>go to her shower, clean myself off
>i feel disgusting
>when i get to my dick, i realize there's a dark ring around it, it's a slimy ring
>it's her fucking discharge from earlier

We dated for a few more months after that, I helped her clean her house so she could feel better and she ended up finding someone local. God bless the man who has to bear through that fucking shit

>>726118834
Found out my ex gf didn't wash her ass in the shower. Ever.
We had showered together a few times and I noticed she never washed her ass so I asked her about it, and she thought it was weird that I thought she should wash her ass....like she wasn't aware that normal people wash their fucking ass in the shower. She thought the idea of it was gross. Are you fucking kidding me bitch? NOT WASHING YOUR ASS IS GROSS

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>be me
>have sex with a cute girl pic related
>really great wet sex
>finish inside her
>after a while some cuddling she runs to the toilet
>so frustated and fast she leaves she forgot to close the door
>follow her after some seconds, enter toilet room
>inb4 asking is everything is okay hear a big long nasty smelly fart following several dumbs into the water
>screams and moans: omg anon please leave
>left, going to bed
>can even think about what just happen

>>726124076
same when people dont wash their hands after using the toilet or the designated shitting street or before they eat food. disgusting as fuck

>>726124076
when my sister was little, i overheard her talking to my parents about hygiene while i was up to get a drink. turns out, for 12 years, she never washed the lower half of her body because she thought the soap and water would run down and clean it for her.

>>726118834
Why didn't you wipe her pussy?

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>>726120472

You had to sell that blanket to the local perv

>>726124076
I love washing my ass lelelelel

>>726123806
literally broke up with a girl for this exact reason.. as soon as we stopped I went downstairs without saying a word and smoked weed until i was too high to care..never replied back to her texts again

>>726124314
90% of the people think this way about their feet. just disgusting. and then they wonder why their feet smell like dirty cheese or why they get fungus on their feet.

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>>726120472

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someone is clearly trying to make it look like someone was samefagging even though they're the samefagger to make it look like someone was samefagging.

>>726124314
>she thought the soap and water would run down and clean it for her
That's exactly what my gf said about her ass!

How are people this fucking dumb

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>>726124176
you literally fucked the shit out of her.

nice job

>>726118834

I used to cum in my girls pussy and instead of you know holding it in till she got to the toilet she'd let it leak everywhere. Once I finished in her and she had to get the bus there and then, she went across town with cum leaking out of her, no knickers till she got home. She kept asking me to check her ass to see if she was leaking, she was, but i never told her so.

I guess i always knew the bitch was cheating so i never felt bad about it. True story, shes now fucking some other guy despite the fact i gave her the world.

Women are just shit humans.

>>726122935
Ya. Some of the prettiest girls I've met live exactly the same unless they live at home or have bf or married.

>>726124176
>girls poop

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT"S DISGUSTING OMG ANON I NEVER KNEW

>>726124761
not all of them, dude. I can promise you that. There will be some qt with your interests someday that'll come along

met a bitch online who takes anal and actually enjoys giving blowjobs, plays games lime me

>>726124850
This wasn't just poop, this was really really really dirty nasty poo.

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>>726124176

>>726121738
greentext some stories or reasons why, please.
I am not disagreeing, I just want to hear more.

>>726120083
NONONO :(

>>726124913

I've passed door number 6 and its always the same fucking story. I have it together, I have money and i'm alright in the bed room. They still go elsewhere. I know i'm doing something wrong but eh you know i'm done i'm out. Done with the head games.

Cheers mate good luck I hope shes all she can be for you

>>726124761
OP here, same girl. She had a fetish for food play. Loved having whipped cream all over her tits and have a guy lick it off. She lived with her boyfriend when I was seeing her, one afternoon we hooked up, was sucking her titties and they tasted like sour milk. Couldn't figure out Wtf why, later she told me she had fooled around with her bf the night before with whipped cream.

>>726125376
thats not really encouraging
>kissless virgin, 20

>>726125469

Probably took in baby gravy too. I don't mind she cheated cos i used to nut in most places i could. Some dudes probably going down on her right now and i know my little seals are making face time with some guy. She didn't shower much cos lol anxiety

This threads better threapy then the special brew i'm drinking. Cheers guys heres to you dirty bastards and home wreckers

>>726125489

She ain't the pure dolly you hope she'll be but you gotta take part. Gotta spread the batter and have fun. Its going to hurt and burn you but you have to, dicks meant for more than pissing with

>>726118

uggggggggg. Son of a bitch. I'd hate her if she did that to me.

>>726120083
WHAT. THE. FUCK :|

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>>726125197
Not that anon but have one.

I've had a couple of shitty cleaning jobs and I can attest. (no fetuses tho) Womens bathrooms are usually way worse than the mens.

>be me
>working shitty cleaning job at huge theater
>usually do women's br first to get ti out of the way.
>it has 36 stalls
>manager says to make sure to leave the seats up just to get on the women's nerves
>heh heh, k
>blood on seats on walls
>tampons and pads covered in grool and/or blood
>some seem to be from VERY promiscuous or dirty types
>Diapers, one time they didnt even bother to roll it up and there was poo all over the box
>one time found poopy panties like covered in poo
>usually nobody in there bc of almost closed
>one time a woman was still in
>sorry
>she came out and looked totally embarrassed
>VERY pretty though
>walk in to start working
>GAG
>Ill wait this time.

I was able to stomach most of these things bc they are just natural things. And besides I sniff my GF dirty panties sometimes. But damn. Sometimes it was a little too much of the dark side of human behavior showing.

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>>726124913
All women.
No exceptions.

>>726123888
the feels, woriking i shipping or anything with pallets

>>726120083
Thanks... I didn't feel like eating this week anyway

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>>726120083
good lord wtf!

>>726120083
im dying

im dieng

im daing

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Used to do anal with my EX. She used to only do it in the dark and when id pull put sometimes i could smell pure shit. She used to make me close my eyes and would go straight to sucking my shit covered cock. Same girl used to regularly taste her period blood and even liked the taste

>>726120371
That right there is what I've heard people call a "red flag"...

>>726123388
Similar here

>>726120002
its a hot dog

>>726126159
How is being a janitor? Is it as miserable as it seems or do you enjoy it?

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>>726124176
>things that happen all the time but didn't happen to you and you jelly af tryin to look cool

>>726122462
how big is your nearest biggest city? that sounds like a town...

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>>726120083

This just made come a little closer to the Ted Bundy mindset..

>>726125865
That's wack, I get anxiety from not showering. Don't want some chick I happen to be around to think I'm some skank dude.

>>726126718
She's got lupus and extreme anxiety

>>726127512
It's fuggin huge

>>726118834

Live with them a while and you'll know they are mostly pigs. Hair everywhere and in every drain.

Ask anyone unfortunate person that has worked as a janitor and they'll tell you the women's bathrooms are always filthy.

>>726118834
You're stupid OP

It's not her blanket

She's not sleeping with it

Plus she just CLEANED her pussy

OP go kys

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>>726127222
Thankless work most of the time and for less-than-desirable pay but it's a NEET's cup of tea because people don't really mess with you. I tore off a stall door getting pissed off about whores always clogging their toilets and since then I noticed the toilets aren't clogged lol.

>>726123806

You were raped, that was smell rape, you have PTSD now but you're a survivor!

ex gf's pussy L I T E R A L L Y smells like fuckin cheese EVEN AFTER SHOWERING. Worst part is she asked me to eat her pussy so often and every time i did that i needed to hold my breath cuz fucking goddamn it stinks

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>>726128746
I just try n take it one day at a time..

>>726120083
>>726120083
saved

>>726124076

A lot of guys don't wash their ass because they think it is gay

>>726118834
Omg you are such a fag.

This thread is god tier pls post more gross chick stories

>>726121081
>niggers

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>>726128875

Bitches have fungal infections all the times and never take care of it, and strangely enough, it's usually the good looking ones that go around with a foul smelling vag, maybe other girls don't give them a hint to bring them down and men are too beta to point it out.

>>726128386

Am janitor, can confirm women are disgusting bitches. I'd rather clean men's rooms anytime

>>726120083
Am i the only one that got aroused after watching this shit?

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>>726120472
someone screen cap this

>>726118834
having sex doggy style with my fwb at the time. The ass stank so bad I had to flip her over.

>>726130347
of course not
where do you think you are?

>>726129813

Was that really a python skit?

>>726124060
Just wrote a letter to the queen to ask for a knighthood on your behalf.

>>726120599
Yup

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>>726120472
neato

>>726122415
>>726122906
I did too, oh man. Been on 4chan for 8 years and you glorious bastards make me laugh every day. Thank you.

>>726121214
Not even a janitor, i work in a clothes shop
>we have 2 public toilets in the shop, both unisex
>some bitch left 3 bloody pads just on the floor
>next customer who finds this asks another staff member to get a cleaner to clean them up
>cleaner just fucking brooms them to the back of the bathroom
>then clocks off and fucks off
>customer goes in expecting a clean toilet
>she finds its worse than before as now its smeared along the floor
>customer has a go at me for a few minutes about how "you should sort your staff out!" (just retail chimp, not my problem bitch)
>get her a manager so we can get a write up of complaint
>was perfectly polite to the manager the whole time.

Everyone is shit, customer leaves a mess, cleaner doesn't do their job, customer gets shitty at me, none of this my fault.

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>>726120083
I've had low iron since young. sk8. Mental health worker. Drinking/licking/lapping my own life fuild is easy. Just don't eat EVERYTHING.

Story:
>Be 4th grade lunch
>Crush is enjoying her mac&cheez next to me
>attempt first badass action (say hi)
>Smiles at me, cheeks full of da cheez
>She look down at plate then procceds to vomit up a full helping of the mac
>She has 0.00% fucks to give
>"Hey anon, what's up?"
Memory went blank after.

>>726123828
its common practice outside Western culture

>>726130089

Yet, on the movies/cartoons and general pop culture it's always the reverse.

If you've ever eaten pussy you've consumed piss and shit.

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>>726122415

>>726130685
it is your fault.
you're the fucking loser that couldn't make anything of your life. That's why you work in a shitty shop on minimum wage

>>726129494
ewwwww

>>726129494
It's pretty gay tho

>>726131307
>>726131307

hurtful

>>726130503
nah just some vintage porn.

>>726123806
Was going down on GF when I get a whiff of fresh shit. I asked her if she just shit and she laughed. I never ate that nasty bich again.

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>>726131762
what the fuck is that thing

>>726131752
sorry anon
that was a shit thing to do, I'm in a bad mood <3

>>726120371
Varg is a faggot LARPing cuck

I went on holiday with a friend, and one day when I went into the bathroom a pair of her panties were lying n the floor. Feeling a little horny, I locked the door, unzipped, and picked them up to sniff while I fap. As I picked them up they unfurled to reveal huge shitty skid marks down the back. Instant boner killer.

>>726131501
Fuckin gross ass (literally)

>every chick i date or have over ALWAYS leaves the bathroom 2+ times as worse as it previously was
>leave tampons in the bin with blood dribbled everywhere
>shit usually has a coating of makeup
>use half a roll to clean up
>7/10 times the damn sink is bone fucking dry as are the towels ontop of having found an entirely empty soap bottle next to an unopened one next to it still unopened so no hands being washed
>actively refuse to do laundry cause underwear is ALWAYS crusty and piss and/or shit stained
>chicks still actively believe the "self cleaning" myth so extra flappy types, innies, and bushed chicks ALWAYS smell like piss and BO
>somehow never make it to the bathroom when drunk vomiting whereas every dude i know can just keep their mouth shut till its over the rim
>ALWAYS leave shit streaks on the bowl
>NEVER use the air freshner sitting out in the open
>will absolutely bitch about me doing any of the shit i'm physically capable of doing above
Fuck it.

>>726120083
Everyone that commented on this is a fuckin sissy. Grow up

Meet girl online, go to her house for the third date. Go upstairs to have sex straight away, take clothes off and get on bed, her son is on the bed sleeping (this is seriously not right I think), express my concern, she says just fuck her.


Wow

I work as a maintenance man at a sports club. About 3 months ago I was told one of the hairdryers was busted in the ladies. In order to get to the mains I have to open a sort of vanity cabinet thing. I open the cabinet only to be confronted with a mountain of used tampons and tabs.

>>726121652
So she was knowingly sitting there with shit in her ass cheeks? How do you go out with a slob like that?

>>726130347
No sir you are not. Would kiss her after she was done/10.

>>726132660
Disgusting animals. The only difference between them and a four legged beast is the woman thinks of she hides her horrifying bodily excretements they don't exist.

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>>726131968
it's a chestburster

>>726123388
>>726126825
Where is this?

>A little more tame, but still disgusting.
At my local laundromat, me and one other person (average early 40's woman) are the only ones in there. She's folds her clothes and leaves, leaving behind a pair of white panties with a thick, caked-on yellowish-brown stain on them, along with a tuft of scraggly 4-5" long pubes stuck in the middle. Was the stuff of nightmares.

>>726129813
>filename

>>726118834
you're supposed to give her a clean towel or something, loser... at least a paper towel, fuck.

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>>726120083
What in the hell...

>>726118834
I used to be a housekeeper. Chicks are by far the worst 9/10, especially in bathrooms. Guys seem dirtier at first but that's usually cuz they just leave their shit lying around everywhere. Chick's are good at covering up their grossness but it's usually far far worse.

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>>726120083

>>726120371
We must've dated the same girl. you in Denver?

>>726120472
I really like this post

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>eat her out first time
>get a bacterial infection
>be sick for a week

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>>726131307
Kek chill out faggot, its not min wage as i did a tonne of work as a teen so didn't have to scrabble for trash jobs when i was out of uni, oh and ps i have a gf as well who also finished uni so honestly i think i'm doing pretty well.

But keep projecting that everyones life is as sad as yours friendo

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>>726120472
this gave me a boner

>>726123806
i dated a ho on and off for 4 years - and her asshole was always immaculate - not a wiff of odor and never so much as a fleck of poop on my dick when i rawdogged her shitpipe but fuck me, sometimes i could smell that bitch's onholy cooter stink right through her leather pants...
it wasnt that it just smelled bad, it was like this fucking noxious miasma... it would burn the inside of your nose and make your eyes water...

>>726128427
So women enter a roulett to find that there's no door and relate that to a cleaner not wanting them to clog the toilet? Women must really have that 6th sense/intuition.

I'm in Colorado I work as a plumber (drain technician) women's bathrooms are always worse always I've pulled some nasty shit out of drains I did a 7-11 last month and found tampons the tubes they come in liquor bottles the mini ones and a pair of underwear that was full of the nastiest diahreah I have ever encountered

>>726120472
Stop samefagging
Its not funny at all.

>>726134472
you should be a writer with such prose

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>>726120472

>>726124176
its the best thing on earth!
after you properly blast the pelvis of a girl whose ass is full to the brim with shit and she runs to the toilet - and you follow her in and just stand there silently watching and judging while she purges...
heaven...

>>726134586
Been doing it for 3 years and every time I have to do a workplace or anything with separate bathrooms I dread going into the women's

>>726132694
>implying he isn't also a slob
>implying he and his girl aren't behemoths

>>726118834
>mate pulls a girl on a night out
>back to the hotel room
>down to business
>8/10 sex
>close to climax
>"Don't come in me, I've got a boyfriend"
>hfw

>>726118834
I worked at McDonalds as a teenager.

Cleaning both men and women's bathroom, I discovered how disgustig creatures women really are...

>>726125031
ok

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>>726120472
My word.

>>726129494
>implying it's not

>>726122291
Town or community.

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>>726118834
>>726118834
> be me
> meet up with my GF
> made out
> put my hand between her buttcheeks
> think to myself " she reallyis prepared for me fingering her ass"
> realise she never is prepared for anything that requires anything other than eating something
> look at my hand
> shiteverywhere.jpg
> mfw i don´t know if she did thatn on purpose oor is just retarded (both are equally possible)

>>726134663
haha benis :DDDD

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>>726135505
>hfw
>doesnt post a face

>>726135495
I always picture people online to have much better lives than me. To be good looking and have a beautiful girlfriend.

You're probably right.

>>726121081
Villagers

>>726136286
>hfw
>doesn't post face
>doesn't tfw no face

>>726135546
Up until I year ago I was worried I'd never be able to have a serious relationship because I couldn't live with a woman inevitably having to smell her shit, or finding a slight skid mark in the toilet and ruin the magic forever. I've never even heard a girl pass gas.

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>>726136645
well played

>>726136105
also she uses her pads for about a day or two sometimes at least until i trained her to stop it

>>726124233
>designated shitting street

India much?

>>726118834
Friend had a new girlfriend, driving in the car, letting one whip, pulling down the window to not make her recognize, too late, she thinks smell comes from the outside:
'DO YOU SMELL THAT? SMELLS TASTY, LIKE LUNCH!'

>girl is on period
>wants me to fuck her anyway
>do the deed
>she doesn't take out her tampon
>its stuck inside her and she gets really sick after I leave
>toxic shock or something
>tldr almost fucked a girl to death
>kek

>>726120599
lel

>>726119067
Now thats Edgy!

Was getting naked with a girl. She wanted me to go down. Also hinted that she liked ass play, and said that she had enema'd just before I got there. She was ready to go, but she just had to pee real quick. A full 10 minutes go by, and she comes back with this most horrendous cloud of ass stench. Like 'battleshits' from Harold and Kumar. But she still expected me to go down. Called me a pussy cause I didn't want to burn my nostril hairs off.

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>>726137025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

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>>726120083

this is disgusting

>>726132364

virgin detected. please stop posting

>>726136748
>trained
explain.

>>726137121
wew

>>726137257
well i didn´t really trained her i just repeatedly told her how disgusting that was and thank god it worked

>>726120083
Taste the rainbow

>>726121652

your gf was just a fucking disgusting autist like you. maybe you guys should just take a shower once and a while

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>>726120472

>>726121444
checked

>>726128386
Walmart ON Maintenance. Can confirm.

>>726120055

Sure bud. Whatever you say.

>>726123388
>>726133026
sounds like VT

>>726124493

nah that aint right. washing your ass is easy - there's no bending or stretching or risk of slipping involved. you just... wash your ass. washing your feet is a whole different thing. if your shower has nothing to hold on to you are at serious risk for slipping and busting your head open. or you can bend down and scrub them in a squat position. it's just way more involved. I wash my feet occasionally, but I don't magically assume "they're just being cleaned" - it's just a fucking pain. I also need to stretch more. Just not in the shower where I can fuck myself up.

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>be me in SF bay area
>chatting with woman online about how I love to eat pussy
>why dont you come here and eat mine?
>dickisdiamods.jpg
>drive for an hour
>opens door 3/10 hambeast
>DGAF
>drops clothes lays back on sofa spreads legs
>OH GOD THE STENCH - like gym shoes and old cheese
>I aint eating that shit.
>Tell her I want to fuck her first cuz I like the taste of my cum
>Finish then say sorry I gotta go
>leave get to McDonalds wash dick with soap.
>Oh fuck no paper towels. Fuckit just leave.
>get back to my place, shower and scrub dick to get nasty smell off.
>4 days later drive back to LA fuck wife
MFW she gets bad yeast infection

>>726124060

Christ man I honestly don't believe this bitch was a 9.5/10 with this description. A 9.5/10 takes care of herself. This bitch might've been hot but she clearly had some big dings to her score. I've fucked some gross bitches before but NONE OF THEM left "rings" around my dick or had big piles of gross ass underwear sitting around that smelled like shit. That's mental illness level

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>>726120472

>Be me
>Summer after graduation is over, time for college
>Freshman at a catholic only uni, not even catholic
>Typical catholic kikes dressed in skirts down to their ankles and nasty unkept hair walking around
>Every one in awhile u see a bad one who is obviously a slut
>week in, sitting next to some sophmores that I went to highschool with
>some senior catholic bitch comes sits next to me
>don't know her, neither do any of the guys
>she talks to us for about 20 minutes then leaves
>see her walking to a class later on down the day
>asked her why she came to sit at my table
>she said she thought I was cute
>she gives me her number to her fucking flip phone
>her face wasn't bad but she had catholic hair and I could tell she probably had a massive bush
>fuck it, pussy is pussy
>I hit her up, she says she hates texting and for me to come over to her dorm
>highly prohibited for guys to go into female dorms
>she says people do it all the time
>go in there, her rooms a trashed shit hole
>chat her up a bit, then she just strait up removes her blouse
>no bra
>decent titties, probably c's at best
>ask her wtf she is doing
>she says she wants me to take her virginity
>what the fuck is happening.gif
>I shrug and take off my pants
>my dick is small, but she probably hadn't watched any porn at that point so she didn't care
>she grabs it and tries to give a handjob
>it fucking hurts because shes grasping it with the force of a nut cracker
>grab her tits which helps me get semi hard
>she takes off her skirt
>grannypanties.jpg
>she takes them off
>nice ass, but I can see bush poking out the back crack
>she turns around
>lo and behold, the bushes of all bushes
>this 21 year old has not shaved in her entire life
>can see where the line where the shaved leg ends and the hairy thighs begin
>at that point I realize she has gorilla amounts of hair on her arms
>see her pop something out and throw it into the trash can
>it was a fucking tampon
cont

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>>726136105

>>726125865

Everything you wrote is cringe. Enjoy your exclusive club of neckbeards pretending they fucked in order to get validation from faggots like you.

>>726126664

fuck what is wrong with the people you guys are dating FUCK eating shit and blood is NOT NORMAL AT ALL

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>>726138565

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>>726118834
this one is pretty recent

>be me
>get girls number after talking on tinder
>5/10 but she seemed pretty cool, same interests n shit
>text for a week ish, stop texting her
>she texts me drunk telling me to meet her at a bar close by
>im drunk and lazy, plus i have friends over
>tell her to come here, ill uber ride share
>she gets here, we start fooling around n shit
>bj without even asking, nice.als
>about to start banging, she takes off pants n panties at same time
>pad is there
>stuffs on it
>wat.psd

i mean i understand girls get their periods. but if you're on it, and about to fuck someone for the first time maybe give a heads up.

still went for it tho

all in all i don't entirely regret it

>>726122935
>>meet a 9.5/10 online

Your story loses all credibility at this point

>>726138565

>Typical catholic kikes

Um....

>>726139058
anon does rate subjectively

objectively seen it would be a 6.5/10.

>>726138565
>ask her if shes on her period
>she said it should be ending today
>ask her if its clean
>she tells me it should be
>tell her to spit in my hand
>"eww gross!"
>tell her if she doesn't it's going to hurt
>she spits into my hand, I rub my 3 and 1/2 inch cock in it
>at this point I'm just a horny bastard so I'm fully erect to my max, 4 inches
>have to guide her into the doggy position
>"no, arch your back downwards and keep your face in the sheets"
>moment of insertion
>have to prod for about 10 seconds to get peter through the jungle
>finally reach salvation
>it's an innie
>not all hope is lost
>begin insertion
>my dick aint long, but lemme tell you it's thicc
>can feel how tight she is
>my dick feels like it's being strangled by this pussy
>she's not making a fucking sound
>lift her haid off the sheets by her hair
>she's crying
>ask her if she wants me to stop
>"no keep going it feels good but weird."
>do a full lunge, feel something snap
>I do a midway thrust bust, and between the lunge I see blood
>blood everywhere
>think about what my dad said to me when I crossed a rope bridge back at a zoo he took me to when I was five
>"Just don't look down and keep going, everything will be all right"
>thanks dad
>go into a full poundtown delight cencinatti special on her ass
>she's still not making a fucking sound
>slow down like I'm on the i-29 and see a speed trap
>pull her head up
>she's passed out
>fuck
>jerk off from the view, cum on her back
>pack my shit up and leave
>next day
>get a text from her
>"we should do that again"
>don't reply
>never look at her in the eye for the next 4 years
catholic bitches are weird.

>>726129494
yeah oh, is that info from the national survey you conducted on males ass washing habits?

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>>726118834
in highschool there was this girl that was really hot and she wore leggings pretty much everyday. they were kinda see through. you can see her red tong some days. one day i saw she wore 2 days in a row and she smelled bad.

>>726139316
>get peter through the jungle
lost it there

>>726122935
yes cont.

>Girls are gross stories
how fucking old are you

Was regularly fucking a kinda chubby chick because easy fuck.

She had been drinking one night and messaged me offering sex / blowjobs.

>sure why not?

I come over, and she's trying to be all cute and romantic, and she's clearly kinda drunk. Offers me a massage.

>sure, why not?

She straddles my back and she's working away, and as she slides down my back at one point, she stops and says "Wait, stay there, don't move."

My back feels kinda wet, and I'm thinking it's because her cunt is wet. She makes for the bathroom in a hurry. I reach around suspecting she just got her period. Nope.

It's poop. She's just skidmarked poop down my back.

>buckets of nope

I leave. She messages me for hours and I don't reply, literally a hundred messages alternating between saying sorry and threatening me if I tell anyone.

Like I'm going to say "You know that chick Melissa? Yeah, she dropped a deuce on my back."

>>726118834
>be me
>me is 14 and just met my dream gal
>shit starts getting serious in a bush on the schoolyard
>nervous as fuck
>try to calm down
>loading pornexperience.exe
>everything starts fine
>firsthandjobever.png
>my dick out in public and ready to fuck
>"wait a second" (she moves about 5 steps away)
>round about 10 seconds later
>me is smelling something
>hottie takes big fat diarrhea shit about 3m from my head
>fartsound.mp3
>some thing sprinkles over my right ear

before she was done - i was gone

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>>726139316
>thanks dad

>>726139316
My boyfriend is Catholic

>>726139709
virgin detected

>>726118834


SO WHAT? ISN'T SHE THE ONE WHO WASHES THE BLANKETS? AT MY HOUSE MY MOM DOES THE LAUNDRY,

>>726130427
screen cap it yourself you lazy faggot cunt nigger deer.

>>726139752
I'm into scat so I'd say you're an idiot

>>726120083
"I dunno she's got a pad and a tampon, seems pretty clean to me, do they just think periods are gross? Oh. JESUS"

>>726139932
>"I like this and you don't? Wow you're dumb"

>>726129494
That's only in 'murica, the rest of the world usually does, except niggers.

>>726140062
Kys faggot learn to get a fetish

>>726139727
>Like I'm going to say "You know that chick Melissa? Yeah, she dropped a deuce on my back."

Sounds like a hell of a way to break a lull in conversation to me.

>>726120083
she's a vampie-ress

>>726137194
hahahahahahaha she took a shit after giving herself an enema. hahahahah

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How ironically is it to found this on Starbucks' restroom while reading this thread?

>>726124647
it's you, isn't it, samefag?

>>726120472
>Pizza
>Mcdonalds
Pic one. didn't read but the Mickey D cup and the pizza hath triggerd me

>>726139727
that is hard to believe. i believe you but i just lost another bit of hope for our race

I came on a girl once, she didnt clean herself up and went to scool loaded with my cum, every now and then I saw her eating bogers

>>726137248
A Virgin who calls someone else Virgin. Pathetic

>>726121230
That's weird, man. I've gotten poop on my finger from sticking my finger right in a girl's butt hole, but not by just touching in between the cheeks.

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>>726139752
What the actual fuck?!

>cleaning ladies restroom at a restaurant I work at
>2 foreign gook girls walk in, 10 minutes till we close
>"ree have to ruse reshroom"
>tell them I don't understand
>"REE RAVE TO RUSE RESHROOM!!!"
>they point at the restroom sign
>apologize and say ok
>it's just a single toilet restroom
>one walks in, 2 minutes later walks out laughing
>other one walks in, 3 minutes later comes out laughing her fucking ass off
>walk in there
>piss everywhere
>period blood on the mirror
>they pissed on the toiletpaper
>in the sink
>on the wall
>behind the toilet
never got a chance to get their plate number memorized

>>726124761
>and instead of you know holding it in till she got to the toilet
wut?

>>726130955
it's good to use a betadine solution/swab before indulging, like I do.

>>726124076
>married to 260-pounder
>can't say I'm outta my league
>sat morn
>she wants doggie style
>nice kardashian ass, a bonus
>heat rises
>up inside of my t-shirt
>neck hole wide open
>funnels into nose
>she's a chronic 2-wiper, 2 wipes and out, ever
>percolating all night
>lean back, keep it up like a champ

>>726138502
it wasn't even funny, stop samefagging

>>726118834
sauce for the pic?

>>726120055
Oh, look. Another one of those pickup artists.

>>726120472
Yes, this totally happened.

>>726141485
you sir, married a fucking slob.

>>726121081
Europoors

>>726140390
if it was in the womens room, maybe.

My girlfriend once wiped her oily fingers on my bedsheet after eating something, that was disgusting

>>726120371

always had a piss fetish, but i am german anyways.

this was a nice thread. thanks guys <3

>doing my poo from behind
>feeling pretty wet
>hear a talking sound
>instant reek
>all I can smell is girlfriend
>want to vomit
>keep at it like a boss
>finish inside her
>as soon as I finish she runs off to bedroom
>hear the sounds of her pinching off a huge gf
>can still smell the stink of gf from before
>feeling sick all over again
>gtfo there
>never talk to her again

>banging this slut i met on tinder
>solid 10/10
>lick all over her g spot
>she orgasms and squirts everywhere
>taste and smell are amazing
>start fucking her with my large cock
>doggy style
>can feel my dick is so far in her that it is hitting her clit every time i pound
>she orgams again and her butthole is open and pulsating
>decide to put my dick in there to cum
>as soon as i 1 thrust i pull my dick out and its covered in poop

>>726120083
All of you fucking pussies who replied to this - grow the fuck up. Periods are NATURAL.
If this video was of a person licking blood from the nose there wouldnt be anywhere near as much replies.
When you get a cut in your mouth and it starts bleeding, does that mean youre disguisting? After all, the mouth has more bacteria than a vagina. Especially that ALL of you fuckers are fucking disguisting and dont brush your fucking death.
Kill yourselves if you think something natural is gross.

holy shit, i kekd my ass off. that thread saved my day. i enjoy a beer now and someone please save this shit to pastebin or arxive or whatever.

>>726142800
Virgin fag you don't know anatomy. G spot is inside, clit is outside
>lick all over her g spot
>can feel my dick is so far in her that it is hitting her clit every time i pound

>>726142659
haha...yeah....what?

>>726127961
Reality check bro, its not lupus

>>726139752
>>hottie takes big fat diarrhea shit about 3m from my head

Shit makes a certain sound coming out the butthole. It's not a pleasant sound, regardless of its slump

>>726142828
>Brush your death
"Come here Grim, time to brush your curls!"

>>726140390
>Starbucks

of course starbucks

>>726142800
What did you think would be on it? Grow the fuck up.

>>726118834
I had a girl friend stay over with me for a few months, she had trouble at home. I went to the bathroom one day to find a used sanitary towel on the floor.....

>>726137121
shit happened to me once had to go to the store n buy some lube to fish it out. whole time having to keep her from panicking cause we couldn't get it out. tried for about 40 minutes before I was like "im goon to the store I'll be right back" even tried using hemos to dig it out but when I wasnt pinching her I was only pulling out small pieces of bloody cotton. after I got the lube I had it out in like 43 seconds

>>726140588
>>Pizza
>>Mcdonalds
>Pic one.
http://bgr.com/2015/01/22/where-to-get-a-mcpizza/

clue: it's still being served at certain locations

>>726124076
I admit I never washed my ass until I was 18 and just realized one day I should be doing it. It just never occurred to me to get in between my cheeks and scrub my asshole. I don't know how I used to live like that.

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>>726120472

>>726143317
>>726140588

https://youtu.be/aAAnhp_7v1M

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I'm 25. I started fapping to female fecal matter with 14 or so. Do you guys think I could get a janitor job because of my fetish? I mean I watch the videos. Some girls shit in sinks and on the floor. From a work-ethnical perspective these low-lifes deserve to die... on the other hand as a guy who's into heavy domination this would be totally my thing to clean up women shit. Should I go for it and change my job?

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>>726120472
Put me in the screencap pls.

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>goto walmart with wife
>she has to piss
>she goes to bathroom in back of store
>less than a minute later she walks out with an angry look
>I say "that was fast"
>she says "there is literally a shit on the floor next to the toilet"
>I bust out laughing thinking she was kidding, but she wasn't.

Fuckin' Walmart and the hamplanets that go there.

>>726143544
Have fun getting hepatitis

>>726143619
Sauce?

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>be me 5 years ago
>together with my first gf 6/10
>it was long distance bec I was beta as fuck
>she was always a lil disgusting
>she often was sitting on my lap and then farted on me
>fucking bitch
>one time she farted while we havin sex
>but I still finished my job
>she went to a doctor one day and told me that she has little worms in her shit
>she wanted to show me
>she took a huge dump and came to me to drag me in the bathroom
>I resisted with all my force and got away
>what the actual fuck
>mfw my gf wanted to show me her shitworms

>>726120083
As a female who has a had a large amount of periods... WHY IS THAT GOING IN YOUR MOUTH YOU NASTY WHORE

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>>726143816
Tits with time stamp or gtfo

>>726142828
Do you think shit is disgusting? You should have a scat fetish, since shit is natural too, so would you eat your own shit? Go ahead faggot, it's all natural.

>>726143816
thanks, that restores some of my faith in you grills

>>726118834
you're a fucking HOMOSEXUAL

>>726142828
See femanon's response>>726143816

>>726124060
holy shit dude I laughed for several minutes straight. Honestly, thank you. That shit was great!

>>726118834
you're a fucking homosexual OP, like for fucking real... go and suck some cocks you fucking FAGGOT

>be me
>17, 18, maybe
>friends basement
>chillin with a 16yo girl everyone called snaggletooth (cute body tho)
>drinkin, fuckin with opanas, were feeliin good
>we kiss, and getting handsy
>move into the bathroom
>freinds house is shitty, door jam is crooked, so i turn the lights off so no one looks in
>3rd time with this girl (snaggletooth)
>she sits up on the sink
>i put it in her, a minute or 2 goes by, shes cumming so the fact that my dick is so wet doesnt surprise me
>keep going
>though somewhat experienced, still naive, i feel something warm dripping down my inner thigh.
>i finish cause why not
>very curious i turn the lights on soon as im done
>looked like i fucking killed her the amount of blood there was.
>white cotton hanes tshirt soaked it up like a fucking sponge
>i literally scream a little wondering where the fuck this all came from, realise its her, almost puked
>she quickly apologizes, feels embarrassed af
>i put my jacket on and left.
Still fucked her after that bc im a gross fuck. Has happened to me atleast 2 other times wih other girls. Are they just THAT fucking ignorant and let their harmones lead the way? Bitch you kow youre on the rag, Ill gladly wait a week for that NOT to happen. Compensation blowjob out the question? Im 26 now, girls are alot cleaner on themselves (mostly)
So yea, girls are fucking gross.

>>726143544
"Yes, I want to work as a janitor here because I have a scat fetish."

I doubt that'll go over well.

>>726130347
You're not alone pal

>>726118834
>Had my gf's 15 year old cousin over to live with us, presumably for the weekend because she got kicked out of her parent's house. Be 17 in my trash apt, i work grocery, gf is hospital tech

>gf working overnight at the hospital

>cousin acting super wasted after one drink, whining because she's all "vulnerable" from arguing with her parents, needs someone to "help her forget"

>i can take a hint, push a couple more drinks on her then start hugging/feeling her up, lead her to the bed

>ugly ass bra

>grey granny panties

>shaved bush, but razorburned to hell

>when i push my dick in i feel something pop

>pull out in a panic, surprisingly large amount of blood drips out onto the mattress

>flip out asking why she didn't say she was a virgin, she says i never asked and starts crying.

>have her help me wash the sheets and gave to flip the mattress because blood

>slept on top of my gf's cousin's virgin bloodstain for 3 years before replacing the mattress

>be 13
>a couple months ago
>be fingerbonging my girl at the new wolverine movie
>shit is sopping fucking wet
>her hips are gyrating like a motherfucker I'm really getting turned on
>she can barely contain her moaning
>fart sound comes for her pussy
>wtf nasty bitch
>leave gay ass movie kekking like the dickens
>get down
>turn around
>go to town
>boot scootin' boogie

>>726139727
She did the same thing to me, man...it's her finishing move.

>>726124176
> Wait ... girls ... POOP?!?!?!

Derp

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>>726144410
Trying to get a job = I MUST tell the truth. Imagine I made things up... like... lying...

>>726118834


>be me
>was 17 at the time, now am 31
>so yeah this was like when dinosaurs roamed the earth
>dating girl
>we were each others first time, busted her cherry, all that jazz
>we get ultra freaky now and then
>she is super clean with her body so even anal is fantastic
>one weekend she spends night at my house, my 'rents out of town, she told her 'rents she was staying at friends house
>so much sexy sex
>next morning she thinks i'm asleep
>she goes into my bathroom and has biggest, loudest, fartiest shit ever
>she sprays the room spray but smell still overwhelming
>OhNoWhoHaveIFucked.png
>she gets back in bed thinks i never knew
>but oh, i knew
>i knew alright
>i
>knew

>>726144334
''Large amounts of periods''
Literally none of us say that
its 'heavy flow' or even just heavy periods
and if 'she' meant she has had lots of periods then we usually that not ''large amount of periods''
Either 'she' can barely speak english or pretending to be a 'femanon' as you say it.

>>726144047
Shit and blood are two different things retard

>>726143079
Pardon me

>>726144568
lol oNly a 13 yr old would act that way abt a queef. i hope this is bait. girls sometimes will queef when they cum, you probably have little hands and the air escaped, faggot.

>>726143789
were you fucking a girl or a dog?