>be in college >get invited to a themed party >theme

Fuck I forgot images flip on iPhone

Mickey Mouse with a banana taped to your thigh

Also "you can have the beer, but stay away from my milk" -my roommate

>>726114901
Haha possibly, explain it though

Friends are going as snow white(covered in cocaine) and the seven whores

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>>726114732

Sexy Goofy

>>726114732
Mufasa with a horse cock

>>726115068
That picture just got me so hard

>>726114732
Just wear mickey mouse ears and whatever else you'd wear to a party and call it a day ya melvin. The dirty part is mostly just so the girls dress like slores.

> go as Gaston
> get laid AF

>>726114732
Got nice abs? Be sexy aladdin lol

>>726115119
Only if I can borrow the horse cock dildo that is currently up your ass

>>726115239
You sure showed him, epic comeback bro.

>>726115199
Zero abs, it's bulking season m8

>>726114732
Woody with a wooden splintery dildo painted like a snake in your boot.

>>726114732
why do college girls have the mentality of 8 year olds

>>726114732
gay goofy

>>726115198
This one and the Mickey Mouse ears are currently winning

>>726114732

Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid) with your dong in a conch shell.

>>726115198
This. Just go as Gaston and perv on everyone. You will get pussy, 100%.

paint ur whole body blue, completely naked, and say you're Genie from aladin

check em

>>726115198
Probably your best option tbh

>>726114732
Never mind dirty Disney. Do you actually drink that swill?

>>726115391
>girls
>mentality of 8 year olds

That's why.

>>726115329
>bulking season
>2/3 of the way through March
I've got some bad news for your summer cut, Anon, unless this is at the very least your second summer doing this.
>I live in FL where it's already summer and it will be for the next 8 months

>>726115582
Roommate bought it, my current go to is pbr or corona

>>726114732
Go as rape victim rapunzel. Show up all deshivelled and shit with dried semen on your dress, scraped knees and a busted lip.

>>726115635
>be me
>be an Ohio fag
>Ohio still be winter
>visited FL for the first time two weeks ago
>question wtf I don't live in that glorious place

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>>726114732
This.

Well if you dont come back tomorrow with creep shots of slutty disney chicks then this thread is pointless.

>>726115750
It's a fucking swamp and disgusting 7+ months out of the year.

>>726115792
Party is April 2nd

>>726115957
planning a theme party this far in advance? must be a boring school

>>726116051
Nah fam it's for a club sport we are hosting so we gotta plan where to get kegs and shit so we started planning

>>726115750
Florida fag here.

One word.
Spics.

>>726116196
Build that wall

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Dirty Gaston will be done a lot with the new movie just coming out, so don't do that. You should do like Kuzco or something.

Well if any of you fags want to crash a party, it's at OU April 2nd, better wear a kkk hood

>>726116312
Tru tru

>>726116269
Walls not gonna keep the shitty Puerto Ricans.. As they don't even need passports to come state side off their shitty island. Its free range for them. Fuck florida would be so nice if the spics both cuban and PR got sent the fuck back to their islands.

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>>726114732
Dress as the beast from beauty and the beast with your donger out. It's a new movie and it's relevant, so all of the women who's seen it will be drooling at your beastly cock. Also it will give you a reason not to shave your pubes and experience furry sex without feeling the slightest bit gay

>>726116356
Red, black, or white?

>>726115198
Gaston got cucked in the end, don't do this

>>726116536
Fucking genius, just wear do I get that mask/suit

Would a dearth Vader helmet and Star Wars underwear count as Disney?

>>726116660
I'm not so sure. I don't think you would be able to get one that looks exactly like the movie unless some artist is willing to make you one

>>726116838
Nobody wants to suck vaders saber anymore, he was last year. It's all about the beast and the beauty now.

>>726116977
If I find a girl dressed as belle, there is a 100% chance I will fuck her

>>726117066
Yes you will. Their may be a few, so prepare for an orgy

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Yes please

>>726117250
You know it

>>726116536
Why doesn't OP just dress like the gay dude from the movie. But as the gay dude dressing in drag. (op in drag)

>>726117255
Go as this OP

>>726117331
Because OP doesn't want to be a fag today?

>>726117331
Is this English? Or are you one of those illiterate Florida spics?

>>726114732
>all that busch
anon turn around that party is full of kids

>>726117331
>inb4 anything gay

>>726117440
That's my fridge sadly

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>>726114732
Shirt
Hat

Pinochio. Take a Viagra.

>>726117387
I've gotten laid plenty of times acting gay as fuck at first. Then telling them I'm curious about what sex with a women is like. And bam. Besttaticever. I'm 100% straight. My protip is actually stay away from the actual gays and from girls just trying to hook u up with their gay friends.

You probably need level 100 speech craft too.

>>726117604
So what happens if they find out you're straight?

>>726117546
Low key might actually do this

>>726117547
This!

Party trick could be to pop a pill and tell a lie, and then watch your dick grow

>>726115582
If you're drinking light beer, you can do a hell of a lot worse than Busch. Just my opinion.

>>726117546
The problem with dressing like donald duck is OP will look like a 10 y/o boy scout who wants to be a sailor boy when he grows up

Go as belle, from beauty and the beast with a beard. All the ladies love that shit, and it gives you a reason to get your dick out non offensively

>>726117770
By time that happens you already turned their sausage pocket into a dirty used cum rag..

You can always play the "lol sorry i was drunk thing" but with me thats always bullshit because I don't drink. Due to high chance of stomach ulcers

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>>726114732

You can go as Robin Hood if you wanna get in touch with your "wild" side.

>>726118244
So you go to party's and pick up drunk girls claiming you are a fag? Sounds rapey and desperate

>>726119622
Dubs says it's true

>>726119593
Also a really good one

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>>726114732