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You are walking through your home and this creature is blocking your path!
Since the girl of your dreams is on the other side of this creature, willing to have sex with you and you have to try and pass it. But will you be able to?
1-79 the creature stabs and kills you.
79-99 the creature slices off your dick, sending you to the hospital, preventing you from having sex with the girl and anything ever again
Dubs and the creature fails to hit you but you have to roll again
Trips and you kill the creature and you make your way to the girl and have dream sex.
Quads and the creature becomes your servant, allowing you to tell it who to kill at any time. Oh and you also get the sex
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Rol
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>>726092599
Reroll
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a worthy opponent.
>>726091410
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>>726091410
roll!
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bluh
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I'd just stomp the fucking faggot with my steel cap boots and go fuck her
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>>726091410
Fuck you, creature
Rolllllll
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roll it
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>>726091410
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>>726091410
Hope you enjoy being my servant, you horned faggot.
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>>726091410
It is a good day to die.
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>>726091410
roll
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>>726091410
Rolling.
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>>726091410
Bring it!
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>>726091410
Nothing can kill me. I am god.
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Beast of insects, I challenge thee
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fuck roll
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111 get
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CHECK
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going for stab
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>>726091410
Rolling for quints and I get to fuck the creature.
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I'm not afraid of a tiny beast!
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>>726091410
Foul beast
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fucking easy.
Gimme my death lil creature
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Raid boss detected
May god have mercy on our souls...
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>>726091410
imma make you my bitch lil nigga
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Let's see
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>>726091410
Must roll. I love that bitch
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>>726091410
I am god
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>>726091410
I like these odds
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>>726091410
Roll
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rollerino
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just for the rolls...
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>>726091410
Time to bang my dream girl
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>>726091410
I try to evade the creatures guard and slip past...roll
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>>726091410
rolling to have sex with the creature.
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reroll
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>>726091410
they see me rollin
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So basically, anything other than trips and quads leads to you being fucked.
Great game asshole!
Oh and roll!
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>>726091410
Kill please
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ROLLING!
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>>726100000
FUCK YESS!!!
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I got 2 ones, better roll again.
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>>726091410
>>726100000
Quints beats everyting
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>>726095956
That doesn't look like killing intent on John Travoltas face, more like "I should make him my totally straight buddy, that I won't try to bugger at all, honest".
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>>726100000
noiiiiice
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>>726100000
Wow best, not even wasted. Niice
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>>726100000
LOOK AT THAT LADIES
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>>726100000
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Shit those giant beatles can hold a lot!
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>>726091410
roll
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Now the real catch, only a wizard can defeat him.
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RELLS
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>>726091410
With my 14get I'll get to negotiate with the creature.
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>>726100889
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>>726100944
Well fuck, reroll I guess. 14get.
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Roll?
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My loyal knight will handle the beetle!
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i am the creature
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333 get
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>>726091410
ROLL
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Hm
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>>726101433
555
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let's see what I get
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>>726091410
THE GUY WHO LIVED!!
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>>726102644
REROLLL!!!
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>>726091410
game
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>>726091410
rolling for 1-79
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>>726103185
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>>726091410
rawlin
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>>726103544
shit
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what about this quints?
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Roll...
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roll 4 it
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>>726091410
no puss ain' worth dying for man fuck it
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>>726100000
We all get to have sex with OP's dream girl now
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impossible to win
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may slava make my roll perfect
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>>726091410
roll
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>>726091410
damn thats a tough roll
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Rill
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>>726091410
rolling for 1-99. nothing of value will be lost
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