Does anybody else have Micropenis syndrome here? If so, have

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>>726091300
thats not a micro penis. Its a flaccid penis

>>726091300

Is that you OP in that pic?

>>726091360
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>726091300
my penis is fucking tiny when it's soft literally under an inch but it's like 6.4 inches hard, please just learn to get hard

micro penis does not exist you've undergone evolution stop acting like a fucking idiot and get arroused

erectile disfucntion is also a myth

everybody is tiny flaccid

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>>726091300
kek

>>726091395

Yes. Why? Do you have micropenis also?

>>726091429
Gonna be adding to my collection here

>>726091454
Hell no. I'm not small dicked loser. Just wanted to make fun of you xDDD

>>726091640
>Just wanted to make fun of you
>xDDD

Loses its effect with your xDDD faggotry.

>>726091640

FUCK YOU! No need to comment if you don't have Micropenis because you don't know what it's like to live with it...

>>726091640
>xDDD

Underage b&

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>>726091812

KEK. Fuck you OP, you limp dicked fuck.

Do you only have 1 ball also?

>>726092181

No. Are you blind???

>>726091812
Go kill yourself OP because it's obviou that no girl will give pussy willingly. Some might give if they pity you enough. Kill yourself

>>726092387
Is that no balls and just some hanging off skin then?

>>726092387
Hey, pipe down there micropenis, you have no right to talk down to anyone

>>726092181
I thought same...Weird guy OP. Microdick with one ball..

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>>726092483
FUCK OFF! If you don't have micropenis and you don't have anything meaningful to contribute for the subject, you can shut up and fuck off.

>>726091300
Are you indian or middle eastern? Obviously you're not white with that shit colored skin.

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>>726092588
Still adding stuff.

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My wife hooked up with some guy who had a micro dick, apparently he was just really good at fingering because she didn't really know what to do with his dick, I think she just half jerked him off or something

God speed you tiny faggot

>>726092644

Black. Are you blind or what? What does it even matter??

>>726092588
Calm down op. There are very few people who have microdick and still few of them on /b/

>>726092716
>black
Well you are very unlucky then. Low IQ and small dick...really unlucky.

>>726092852

Fuck you. I'm probably smarter than you...

>>726093330
Not if you made this thread.

GG allin had a micropenis

>>726092653
not worthy of cap tbh

>>726091300
I have a micro penis. Get good with your mouth/fingers/using sex toys and come to grips now with the fact that you won't be able to please a woman with your penis.

You'll have to find a girl who is not shallow, obviously, and make a girl fall in love with you to where she doesn't give a fuck.

I found my girl and now I always make her cum once with fingers/mouth/toys and then she's able to cum a second and third time from my tiny little inch worm. That's when I blow my load and then we're both happy.

Also, cucking is an option. Not an option I would personally ever pursue but an option nonetheless.

>>726091300

I'm sorry for your bad luck OP. Have you ever shown your penis to any woman? What did she say?

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>>726091640

>>726092657
this is a quality reply... great job!

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>>726094884

>kek

>>726094582
post a pic homo

>>726091300
Not a micropenis. Its defined as 3 inches or less when erect. Youre going to be alright OP. You got more than enough there.

>>726094713

Hell no. I'm too scared to date any women because i know they would be disappointed when they see my penis. Probably every relationship would end there...

>>726094582

What did your woman say when see first time saw your penis? Was she disappointed? Has she ever told you that she knows that you have micropenis?

>>726091300
Nah. I got a Macrophallus(megalopenis).
Shits actually terrible cause it can give me arrhythmia sometimes and sex is literally impossible 9/10 and out of the 10% i can bang MAYBE 1 in 20 i can actually go fullbore and enjoy myself with without hurting them/them wanting it to stop/crying/them cramping up on my shit which actually fucking hurts.

>>726095482
Ok, I'm all down for making fun of your dick and all that but you have to relax man... your dick is not the only thing you have to offer a lady... don't be afraid to ask a girl out and go on dates and start dating a girl... you don't start liking a dude bc you hope he has a big dick, you date them bc they'd be a good father, they're nice to you, they make good money, they can be a good father to their kid from a previous marriage, you let them fuck other dudes in front of you... see, you can have a relationship without having to rely on your tiny tiny tiny dick...

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>>726095798
Fuck you. Seriously fuck you.

>>726092653
Add me in screencap /b/ruh

>>726095798
Ok, but what if a small dick isn't the only thing wrong with you? I mean you could technicly kill yourself, but it generates a huge cost for your family so you won't. But I guess if someone has a good job, or at least steady income for the local area, it shouldn't be impossible to find a wife or girlfriend.

>>726095991
>>726095798
I actually was starting out to make a nice post and actually encourage you to really loosen up about your size bc you honestly should... and what i said was true about having more to offer than a big dick,, big dicks are fleeting... having a good solid partner in life is the goal, sex is only a part of it... be a good partner, not a good sex partner... you have other qualities, use them... and sorry about the immature post making fun of your tiny cock...

>>726096259
You can actually request state services in a will and its legally binding.
You get burned to a nice ash then buried in an unmarked plot somewhere. No one but the state gets charged.

>>726092716
So then not only do you have to suffer a tiny dick, but you have the added expectation of having a big one. That sucks OP.

>>726092852
Damn nigga we're known for having big dicks and you get the one tiny dick in the whole gene pool? You better start working out or something cause right now its looking like the only way you'll ever get laid is if a bitch passes out from laughing that that sad little shit and you take her from there

>>726091300
Yes, I do. Mixed reaction at times but never as bad as I thought it would be. Try it out on a hooker maybe. It's not your dick that makes you a man.

>>726096816
post a pic of that tiny dick and you're right, he should doink a pro...

this is gold

>>726091300
Micropenis. Had sex many times. No special reaction from partners. I guess they never saw my little raisin. I can´t recall they ever saw me naked. Well two did, but they did not say anything about it.

>>726094884
classic

>>726095745
pic fam

>OP says he has a tiny dick
>"wow OP your dick really is small"
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MY TINY DICK GUYS

>>726095745
yeah lets see that monster if its true

>>726091300
Hey OP, 2.8 fully erect reporting in.
My dad says I need to be off the computer soon so he can do his taxes but I know how you feel. Just do what I do when I feel down and play minecraft. :)

>>726096515
In my country being buried outside of a state or church owned gravyard comes under the "desacration of human corpse" paragraf and gives you 2-4 years in prison. Same with being ashed. You can be burried in a No Name grave, but you will be forever n.n. and it only works if they never find out you are, because if they do your family not only has to pay for a state burial, which cost a lot, but also has to pay all the yearly fees for you being buried at a state gravyard.

>>726097624
lol this is a funny sentence...

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>>726091300
and i thought i was small