Waifu thread
Previous: >>726075915
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg7WdwzVgPI
still here
and
>>726082192
Oh well. After I play a bit it will be easier to figure it out.
>>726082199
Thank you again <3
>>726081087
I... I wouldn't beat you up... what a mean thing to say.
>>726081126
Did you stick your d*** in crazy?
>>726081162
I like you.
>>726081257
Don't gooo
>claiming
Captcha is being a cunt tonight...
>>726082229
Again, i'm aware.
I perfectly understand that i need to improve my situation.
It's just difficult.
I'll get there eventually.
>>726082315
Yeah. Unfortunately.
Oh only to be clairvoyant.
>>726082356
what is ryuuji doing to her? :o
>>726082242
The fastest run overall is Neutral with glitches, at 56:32. Neutral glitchless is 1:04:58. Thats not counting optional challenges that dont end the game.
I was on his final attack
Claimed.
Princess version only
>>726082429
In class? :o
Hopefully nothing, that would be very lewd.
>>726082315
Thats good. I do think you can be pretty nice.
>>726082443
What kind of challenges are they?
>>726082410
Is it better than sticking it in normies?
>>726081355
>>726081355
>>726081355
Missed this reply..
Where are you from! Tell us!
>>726082647
Yeah yeah yeah. I meant here.
>>726082479
Good job!
>>726082513
whatever it is, I want what she's having :o
>>726082722
Oh I try my best! I think you're very nice too.. w-when you're not.. you know.. drinking.
>>726082315
You like everyone ^.^
>>726082590
Who knows. Honestly, considering the hype around it, i found sex more mediocre than expected. Better than by hand, but not by so much that i understand the cultural obsession with it.
I just chalk it up to the human desire to breed that i seem to be lacking.
>>726082590
But that would be telling, where's the fun in that?
If you were observant last night, you would have seen Saya narrowed it down to two places.
Northern Europe is all you get for now.
>>726082753
Some competitive ticking?
Weirdo
>>726082816
Thanks. Ive decided to tone it back. Half a bottle is clearly more than I should have.
>>726082842
Why am I weirdo? :<
it was a good film 8/10
>>726082580
Beating specific enemies, paying for a college tuition, getting an item early, using a specific name to make the 'tutorial' exceedingly difficult then beating only that. Nothing that actually makes the credits roll.
>>726082829
hehe I do~
>>726082833
You're way too cold and logical. You're not human anymore...
>>726082842
... I give up, just tell me.
>>726082903
Stop drinking altogether!
>>726083014
So i hear. Apologies. The reptilians stole my feels.
>>726082987
Huh. so does it tell me to do these or do I hunt for them.
>>726083014
No more casually. Its fine if I dont have more than a glass. I was able to follow the plot of a movie I havent seen.
>>726083014
Well, I'm sure everyone likes you too~
Birb
>>726083078
So lets say I punched your arm irl would you get upset?
>>726083119
Are you a lightweight or are you drinking super strong alcohol?
>>726083132
I wish...
Well what do you do for fun?
>>726083151
Bring me some icecream!
>>726083324
I was drinking 40 percent alcohol. Its pretty strong I think.
>>726083324
Depends on how hard, i suppose. Probably not though.
>>726083151
IS THAT THE BIRB I KNOW!?
>>726083450
YES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
HI CAT
>>726083494
Koko?
>>726083119
Only one needs to be hunted for. And one of them is RNG drops.
>>726083324
Euhm, play games, read, do sports and watch movies. How about you?
>>726083494
BIIIIIIIIRB! How is the army? Are you staying stocked up on Pringles?
>Seen any cool cars yet?
>>726083579
So 100 percenting is a pain?
>>726083014
I didn't think you'd give up that quickly.
I guess I could just say, Norway.
>>726083651
Ughhhhhhhhh the army is soooo tedious! :(
My Pringles are always stocked up! :U
I don't really see a lot of cars D: I mean, some of the higher ups have kinda nice cars but that's about it.
HOW ARE YOU DOING THOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sorry for slow replies, im very dizzy..
>>726083387
You know Rea doesn't really like people who drink I guess that's one of the reasons I get along with her. She never had a shot whiskey or anything before.
>>726083421
Yeah you need to see a therapist. It's becoming more and more clear to me now...
Do you like being this way?
>>726083594
None of the above. What sports do you play?
>>726083716
Gross~ No I'm kidding. Are their any Muslims there?
>>726084080
You make it sound like im an alcoholic.
>>726084080
I'm not in any clubs. I just do soccer, running and if I get the chance ice skating. Surely you do something you enjoy?
>>726083679
100 percenting is impossible. The final boss of all runs is a different boss altogether.
>>726083805
How tedious?
Good! Don't let them fall, lest the shitty store brand rise up!
Damn. Apparently my friend in Nipland sees nice cars all the time.
Kinda tired lately, and probably about to be between jobs if they don't find me a new site soon. Gunna be trying to get into the Automotive industry somewhere.
I also saw a Supra earlier today, I had to park next to it!
>Pic related
>>726084204
>>726084190
Across all runs I mean. Or is there not a progress tracker thing besides achievments?
>>726084251
Theres no progress tracker, I dont think theres even achievments.
>>726084319
No there is achievements I see them.
>>726084204
You've got such a pretty car. I'm really jelly!
It's tedious because I'm bored out of my mind all the time. It takes time that I dont really want to spend on it if you get what I mean..
I hope you find a nice stable job cat!
>>726084249
>>>/Australia/
>>726084489
She's a wonderful car, but she's pretty beat up. I just got some parts to put on her to fix what I messed up, getting that done Monday!
Ahhh, I get you. Don't really do much there?
I shall try my best! Worst come to worst, I try extended my search out a bit to less local places!
>>726084080
Not terrible, but yeah, too many.
Borders getting stricter as people are getting fed up.
As long as people behave and keep their beliefs to themselves, I don't really care too much.
>>726084626
I'm working is the fucking kiosk man. I dont do anything during the days and it really bugs me :(
What are you changing monday?
>>726084778
Damn, that sounds just as boring as my job, with none of the perks.
If you look at that picture, I'm changing the bumper, the left fender (and right if it needs to be changed), the headlight covers and probably the whole assembly on the right side, right fog light, and the hood when I get it home. I also bought new weather stripping that I wanna put on, but it'd probably be wiser for me to wait till I redo the roof to do that.
>>726084399
Where are you looking? Theres no Steam achievements.
>>726084626
But Im still here.
oh good, i got him all to myself
>>726085054
So you're basically just getting a new car hehe.
I do get paid $2000 a month so that's always something
>>726085101
What?
tomo
>>726085101
Fug
>>726085352
I wish. If I was, I'd be getting a hard top, and not dealing with all this convertible stuff.
Wow, that's actually pretty damn good!
>>726085527
Is a hard top coming sooner or later?
I can see a soft top being pretty nice tho :thinking:
>>726085600
Later, unfortunately. I still have some debt to pay off to my friend. But if I keep on the track that I'm on, that won't be the case too much longer! Then once I pay him off, it's just saving saving saving!
It's alright if you want wind, but I like music over wind noise. I get enough wind noise on my motorcycle (Shut up Rory).
>>726085527
>hard top
Sounds sexual.
>>726085379
>thats Nier Automata
>Not Undertale
Only took about 13/14 tries... But Sans is dead.
>>726085772
See, I dont even need to bulli anymore.
>>726085841
Im going to stop talking now this is getting weird.
>>726085772
That sounds like a good plan!
My father recently bought a BMW Z4 M-Roadster. That one is also soft-top but holy moly. The thing roars!
>>726085918
Now play a Pacifist.
>>726085949
Werent we talking about Undertale?
>>726085976
>Mako knows my brothers new car
>you havent heard a roar yet
>>726086040
Did.
>>726086040
Uh no. Kinda. Not me.
Why don't you browse to Snapchat (y) .me to leak local sluts nudes.
>>726085828
All it is is that I don't want a convertible, but a normal coupe!
>>726085919
I just already know you're gunna bring it up!
>>726085976
Yep! It's what I've been striving for this last year!
>Roadster
Those are nice cars. They're like Garman Miatas!
Mine doesn't roar, it's screams!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPkOW50BvyZ/?taken-by=saminya7
>>726086040
To be fair, your brother is filthy fucking rich and you guys live in Australia!
>>726086072
Do it again. Itll be fun.
>>726086183
What if I never was? What if Ive just made you paranoid?
>brother
Hes not rich, he just owns a corner store. And being in Australia has nothing to do with it.
>>726086101
Okay.
>>726086183
That is absolutely amazing! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
What I like about the Z4M is that it's such a small car that still makes my house vibrate like someone with parkinsons
>>726086418
I cant believe how some people are saying it's taken them so many tries... 70 tries, days, weeks.
15 attempts tops. I died no more than 15 times. He isn't THAT hard
Right now I'm staring at a black box with the wind blowing.
>>726086418
No, I know you would have.
>V10
>Not rich
Please. And yes it does!
>>726086631
What, my cars sound? I'll try and get one in a more open area sometime. That was in a garage, and the rasp isn't very clear.
The Z4 has an inline 4, doesn't it? Or is that the Z5 I'm thinking of?
>>726086743
It has a straight 6 o/
>>726086913
Ah, ya. I6s sound absolutely amazing! Only 2 types of engines I'd like along with Rotary. I4, and I6. Most other engines just sound too.... deep and grumbly?
>>726087058
I agree, it has this amazing sound that you don't really get elsewhere. I can sit and listen to videos of it for hours!
>>726086658
Gotta wait 10 minutes.
>>726086743
What if I didnt?
>hes leasing
>he waited till it was under 160k
And it really doesnt matter with the car in question.
>>726087114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcB5JxioC7o
One of the best sounding I6s I know of. Especially in combo with a large turbo.
>>726087204
>Leasing
>Leasing
>LEASING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE LITTLE JEALOUSLY I HAD IS NOW GONE!
>>726087331
My absolute favourite car ever
>>726087882
Supras?
>>726087882
thats a waifu, not a car...
Claiming Kumiko.
i just want to be friends v///v gm
>>726089277
in color today.
>>726089350
this is a diff girl completely actually
>>726084159
Rea is here with me, she can't see the thread. She's going to avoid you from now on because she doesn't know the answer to give you.
>>726084177
Why aren't you in any clubs? Are you not good enough? And I mostly draw, I don't wanna talk about myself.
>>726084697
When are you going to move to America?
>>726088156
Mhm, there's something about them that I just find magical.
>>726089419
Huh.
>>726089438
Of course they are. Ill be around if they ever make up their mind.
>>726089438
pls dont hate me pink waifu i didnt mean to be so pushy v///v
>>726089553
however, before you mentioned i hadnt realized how similar they looked. it's p neat
>>726089701
Less now that I actually look.
>>726089553
It really isn't your fault, she doesn't think she's good enough for you.
>she telling me to watch Open House NYC now, ugh, I just want to sleep.
>>726089564
I could never hate you!
>hugs you
>>726089876
Yeah and nothing I will say will convince them otherwise. I know whats going on. Maybe tell them you are a bit tired?
>>726090000
Nice quads
>>726090094
Yeah they are pretty alright.
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>>726090000
You should cap that.
What do you think is going on?
>>726090146
Nah. That they arent telling me everything but thats fine I dont expect them to.
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>>726089777
well they both have short(er) length tufty hair, animal ears thin bodies they both wear like a tight skirt thing(is that a skirt?)
>>726089876
t-thank you... ; w;
>>726090218
What do I win?
>>726090205
Want me to tell you?
>>726090250
Isnt the other one male? It may be spats or something?
>>726090284
Only if it wont piss them off.
>>726090250
Do you like Pokemon?
>>726090355
I don't care. She know you won't accept her and don't want another broken heart.
>>726090355
they are both female... %\
Idk if anyone will find this information good but there a guy or girl idk on ebay called tora-books and they sell a lot of figuring at $5 starting bid right now there a lot of fate and Kuroneko Doujinshi so i you like well there it is I mostly get figuring of Azusa Nakano for like less than $10 along with other items like mug and stuff
>>726090424
Who told them that? Their self esteem isnt very high huh?
>>726090428
I must be thinking of the other black and white poster with an A Aikawa or something.
>>726090584
She's attractive on the outside, but on the inside...
You don't want to have to deal with someone like that.
>>726090652
Hello are you new?
>>726089438
>When are you going to move to America?
I didn't know I was.
Maybe next year?
>>726090652
Hello ANGERU, how's it going?
>>726090725
Is that so? Id be fine with it. Done it before.
>>726090774
Move now.
>>726090424
well i appreciate it but i dont really follow or play the games anymore. why, do you like it a lot?
>>726090584
yeah guess so
>>726090814
You yourself are fine with it, but she isn't. Do you understand?
>>726090843
I don't know. You're weird~
Someone end me...
I think I'm addicted to Undertale NOOOO
I'm part of the hype
Kill me for sure
Help me, dubs
>>726082833
pretty there's chemicals involved in sex you don't find in your hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk75nc3yNBA
>>726090725
Unfortunately not.
>>726090774
I'm good myself. Dealing with someone with an upset tummy though.
>>726090843
Uh yeah
>>726090905
When you put it like that. Maybe give them a bit to think about it I guess.
>>726090905
im weird so thats why you think i would like pokemon..? maybe youre weird! youre a teetotaler right so whys that?
>>726091027
good. if you thought kazura was a boy i'd be a little freaked out.
>>726090824
I spent my last money on coffee, sorry.
>>726090982
l-lewd
>>726091009
Nice of you to take care of them. Hopefully they'll get better soon.
>>726091184
if u dont want to raise someday a family ur a fool
>>726090982
a family %)
>>726091091
I dont know Japan just gives things dicks sometimes.
>>726091009
Ah okay, sorry for not noticing you before.
>>726091027
I'll give them time.
>>726091091
There is just something really off about you. Do you really have Asperger's?
>>726091188
We're pretty close to south America from here so you can get all the delicious coffee you want~
>cafe bustelo is the best
>>726091184
I hope you're aware that many animals make themselves bust a nut on a regular basis. Why is that? Intelligence?
>>726091292
yes it is very strange. u must abolish the concepts of age and sex in anime it makes everything much easier.
>>726091355
lmao no i was just being teased.
:)
>>726091363
Bill Nye the science guy told me. Are you saying Bill Nye is wrong?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>many animals
>monkeys and dolphins
>>726091477
[lewds u] %)
>>726091477
How's the squirrel?
>>726091509
>>726091355
That the idea. I do hope they dont avoid me for too long
>>726091377
Yeah did that a long time ago. Was weirded out when Haku from Naruto was a dude way back when.
>>726091477
Mado. Nier is not running very well on my pc.
>>726091566
Hey, it's this person. Long time no harass.
>>726091547
stop smoking
is that anime any good?
>>726091509
im telling the truth jerkoff! maybe it's just i dont really understand internet culture or something. it's a motherfuckin mystery to me why youd think somethings off about me brother %)
>>726091550
Her last bf called her insane. She would stare at him all night while he was sleeping.
>>726091355
Exactly where in America am I moving?
>>726091477
Heyo Mado
>>726091676
thats hot...
>>726091613
... No. I chose Spike because the anime is awful.
Pure shit.
Clannad tier
>>726091652
So defensive~
>>726091524
No lewds ;-;
>>726091541
My landmine isn't here yet.
>>726091550
Yeah seems to be a recurring theme.
I get crashing rarely, i avoided it by just using window mode and turning off v-sync and anti-aliasing
>>726091686
heyy how are you
>>726091188
Yee. It's a little frustrating as this person also happens to be a picky eater. But enough of that, how are you doing?
>>726091355
Don't apologize to me, that will trigger my instincts and make me apologize harder.
In fact I should, since I notice you but never pop conversation.
>>726091686
Move to NYC we have all the coffee.
>>726091708
Ugh I hated Clanned. Thanks.
>>726091716
so mean. you didnt answer my q.
>>726091676
That doesnt seem bad at all.
>>726091744
Those were my defaults and im still losing frames on the ship intro
>>726091782
What card are you running, and maybe try lower resolution
>>726091744
Don't hurt the squirrel, please...
>>726091747
Y-you noticed me...? I'm so boring though....
This has to be a trap
>mfw
>>726091763
What question/
>>726091782
I want to say soooo much more, Tomoko. So much more.
>>726091744
I'm doing alright, yourself?
>>726091747
Picky eaters can be hard to deal with.
I'm feeling pretty good, talking about eating, I'm soon off to eat delicious free family dinner food.
>>726091761
Big city, spooky.
>>726091898
why youre a teetotaler
>>726091853
Nvidia geforce 840m. Its a laptop card. I guess I could try that.
>>726091898
I still wont change the opinion I hold.
>>726091898
If this method of blowing him up doesn't working im going to light him on fire.
>>726091902
Pretty good, i just woke up! So sleepy/hungry.
>>726091976
I know the min-requirements are a gtx 780
>>726091902
You can live outside the city if you want. Live in New Jersey, it's much cheaper. Just drive for an hour to NYC and pick up some good coffee.
>>726091952
What is that?
>>726091976
Lol you will. Everyone else has.
>>726091986
....The squirrel is female and she's a mother and she's only trying to feed her young.
>>726091499
horses dogs
I'm pretty sure fapping comes from unfulfilled sexual desires. Even if you don't want children, I'm pretty sure most people would fuck the hot chick in front of them if they could, but they can't. And since fapping orgasms release certain chemicals in your brain, I'm also pretty that this is one of the main reason it is addictive. Rape is seen as a bad thing y'see. Now of course, the more you start to fap, the more it becomes a habit ingrained in your brain. That, in return, makes you have a higher sex drive then you normally should because your brain is expecting a lot of potential sex where there is none. I'm sure someone that had unlimited access to pussy would end up having a greater sex drive in return. This is just how your body adapts to what is available. I can assure you that most people that fap would rather have sex instead.
But hey, I'm just a fool on the internet so please take this with a few grains of salt yeah
>>726092084
you abstain from alcohol
>>726092084
I don't care. If i could find her children they would be first.
>mado
>>726092110
Regular sexual urges. Dogs and horses arent jacking off every day. Animals have a mating season. We don't.
You're arguing against Bill Nye, anon. Why are you arguing against Bill Nye?
Someone else bake