Im going to lose my virginty in a whore house >Should i go

go for the oldest, ugliest, nastiest whore there

Lost mine with a black teen. Wish she was white though.

>>726080679
oil your anus

Doesnt matter, it will suck anyway.
Sex is overrated

You sound like a moron. Do whatever you want.

>>726082042
Why?

>>726082236
Realy? Is it realy that disopointing

>>726081902
100% hit the oldest bitch in there. have a story completely unique to all others bragging about getting laid

>>726080679
Just walk up there and when they ask you who you want, say "whoever will fuck my brains out" or something like that while making eye contact with the grils

They will think you're funny and if you're decent looking one might actually want to really fuck you

And that's pretty much guaranteed either way

Remember, don't forget it's fine to nut as many times as you want

>>726082503
yes, your hand feels much better than any pussy ever will. tip: buy a fleshlight for the best orgasm you will ever get. (stoya destroya)

>>726082444
cause white women are hotter, duh

>>726082575
definitely get at least an hour, bust as many nuts as you can as fast as possible. that what you call getting your moneys worth

>>726080679
White, blonde. Can't beat nature's perfection.

>>726082681
trips, white woman tight as hell oog booga

>>726082575
Hahah wil do that for sure man thanx my dude
>Wow holy shit nut how much i want this is great
>Its 30min for 65 euro

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>>726082236
This!
Asexuality rules!
Inb4, virgin, nope /b/ros, been in a long term relationship for 4years.

I lost mine to an escort a year or two younger than me, and kept seeing her every month or two for a few years after. Shit was fun, it's too bad she seems to be retired.

>>726080679
White women don't know how to fuck. You want a Latina or Black girl.

Quick story:
>go to strip club
>get dance from white girls
>fuck it
>get one dance from black girl
>she fucking works it
>unzips my shorts
>over the underwear handjob all within 2 minute song

Yeah. Go black or latina. They are freaks

>>726082908
Cunt

>>726082789
There is a russian one and a arab one and a dutch one so im thinking about it but i think i would go whoever wants to fuck me brain out so i can give them a laugh and they wil actuly want to fuck me
>That was a great tip from anon farway

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>>726082908

>>726082996
Thanks /b/ro

>>726082932
Yeah i go to a whore house oh and you guys can see whiche one i can select
>Leidenprive.net
>Whiche one should i fuck ?

>>726083062
Well, we're both friendzoning each other i guess.
Living happily though.

>>726080679
I suggest a similar age to you.

>>726083018
Russian for femdom
Arab for a pin cussion
Dutch will suck for 2 min and then try and sit back and wank you off.

>>726083156
What are do's
And do'nts
>What is the best way to treat a hooker so they have a nice time too
>I know its imposible cus they are hookers
>But i can atleast try

Milfs are underrated in general. I just thought I didn't like getting blowjobs until I had one from a 40 year old milf. Sweet jesus, she knew how to suck a cock like I didn't think was possible. Best one night stand was with a different 40 year old milf too.

Plus, frankly, if you go milf you probably don't need a whorehouse. You just need to be a reasonably attractive, sociable young man who finds himself in a nice bar with a good wine selection. Milfs will seek you out. And I know what you're going to think. She's not what you're looking for. Not some tight bod 20 year old. But experience does matter.

Granted in a whorehouse I imagine they're all experienced, but in that case, motivation matters and good luck finding a motivated whore.

>>726083137
You know she's getting pounded on the side, right? One of these days she's going to come home and demand that you fuck her, and you'll just know that it's because she's gotten knocked up and wants to try to pin the baby on you.

>>726083156
Go for a middle aged oone, she'll teach you a thing or two.
Also go for the one you fancy physically; no matter what her ethnicity is

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>>726083264
Bro i fucking love milfs
More then teens but in thinking if it is better to not lose my virginity to them
>I may never enjoy fucking a young female cus i be opsessed with milfs
>Thats what im scared from
>My greatist fear

>>726083087
God damn it, I wish I was dutch

Isabella

>>726083335
That one is easy, DNA test.
Thanks for the heads up though.

>>726083062
Thing is, just because she's asexual doesn't necessarily mean they don't have sex. It's compatible to me eating veggies when I don't like them, just something that needs to be done. She might see it as uninteresting to he, like doing ironing, a chore.

Not saying it won't put a strain on a relationship tho...

>>726083479
Yeah or the milf she has ugly face but them those legs
>Or the one with tattos russian one
>Hard choices that i have to make in my life

>>726082675
>yes, your hand feels much better than any pussy ever will.
Never ever... stupid boy

>>726082900
>>Its 30min for 65 euro
here its 25euro/ 20 min and you will not last longer the first time and you can try an other one after a beer or two

>>726083558
We're both asexual, we get down to it every now and then but that's about it, we don't like sex or at least not as much as the average couple does.

>>726083558
>Not saying it won't put a strain on a relationship tho...
It absolutely will. mismatched sex drives strain a relationship even when both agree that they want to fuck each other.

>>726083087
>Leidenprive.net
404

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>>726083676
Yeah but still 65 euro is not expensive for 30min
>Nut after nut after nut after nut after nut after nut

>>726083793
it's .nl to non dutch

>>726080679
MILF definetly, the one that looks like she eats virgins for breakfast.

>>726082236
It won't suck but yeah its overrated, don't expect to turn into Superman after you're done.

Have fun OP.

>>726083817
>not expensive
sure, and whorehouses in europe are clean... The girls have to go to the doctors every few months etc

>>726083394
Oh and is it realy that bad to kiss a hooker
>Its wierd to fuck a girl you havent even kissed
>They use condom tho sooo thei mounth dosent toch dick

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Noice
On holiday OP? Or just visiting for the weekend?

>>726083888
Yeah i may go in future in bars and meet some milfs i may have a chance tho

>>726083087

Busted link?

>>726083986
I live in leiden is next to my school gaha 5min walking from my school

>>726084029
>being this american

>>726084029
It's .nl buddy. See my post above.

>>726083942
>is it realy that bad to kiss a hooker
most of them don't want to kiss you... kissing is "too private and intimate" it's reserved for the bf

>>726083676
is that seriously all you have to pay for a whore in eurostan because if so i'm getting on a fucking plane tomorrow morning.

>>726084077
why? even in europe you can have .net websites... Not his fault if OP give a wrong URL

>>726082908
i agree but not because of asexuality.
masturbation's just so much better than actual sex could be.

>>726083942
Hookers won't kiss , a peck on the lips at the most
Kep in mind that most of them are in r/s , tongue kissing is usually reserved for their partner

>>726084104
Yeah my dude welcome to netherlands

>>726080679
i'd say black. i'd even say fat and black. she's more likely to give you a little love.

>>726083577

Amanda or Samantha bro.

>>726083942
>>726084099
Depends what kind of hooker. The good escorts give you the "girlfriend experience". And a bare blowjob is not uncommon. So your lips may indirectly touch dick, but it's all up to your tolerance. I have fun with it, so it doesn't bother me.

>>726084187
Huh?
>masturbation's just so much better than actual sex could be.
You mean, is?

>>726084104
Street walkers will suck you for under a 10er.
Not sure if I'd wanna put my willy in her mouth though.

>>726084212
Should i tell them im a virgin so they would treat me better?

>>726084104
you can have cheaper ones like the streethookers but not so clean and mafia type organisations ... brothels are legal here in germany .. range from 25€/20 min to 100€/hour with extras (anal, sm, 2x coming etc)

>>726084321
NOOOOOO!

>>726084321
Defo!
She'll know anyway

>>726084282
So would be like can i kiss you
>It sounds super cringy bro
>But its also cringy if i go for it and she doges my kiss

>>726084077

I aren't American but thanks for playing asshole.

>>726084092

Yeah I refreshed and saw that, thanks man.

>>726084179
>not being able to google the url like the rest of us did

>>726084391
Just phrase it better. "Are you okay with kissing?"

>>726084321
since you have the choice between a lot of girls try it ... ask one if you get a discount or an extra for your "first time"
if she laugh go to the next..

>>726084331
i hope you realize how good you have it. in the states anything better than the absolute filthiest street whore is going to cost hundreds per hour, with no option to pay for less time

>>726082908
Asexuality isn't a choice.

>>726084390
STFU!

Yea she will learn but no never tell.

>>726082444
nice trips. also, choose the ugliest one you'd expect to be used the least.>>726080679

kool

>>726084540
English faggot!

>>726084530
There's always THE one. Be proud anon, you're the 1st ITT

>>726084677
Here have some commas ,,, Wanker!

>>726084770
Sorry m8, key is fucked

>>726084823
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Zoidburg

>>726082575
Have you evert tried that yourself?

>>726084986
kek

>>726084481
Whiche postion should i do
>Recomended postions my lads?

>>726085205
Until you know what you like, let the hooker decide.

>>726085205
She'll work you out, just lay there and let her do the job.
You're the one paying FFS!

>>726085264
And forget about all the porn positions shit you've seen, if you try that, she'll laugh in your face

>>726085362
Yeah i know gahah not that crazy shit missionary probly and cowgirl and doggy would get the job done

>>726085362
Depends on the position. Doggy's common in porn, still works IRL.

>>726085362
Missionary and doggy and cowgirl would be okay right?

>>726085205
All the reply's you got so far.
>>726085263
>>726085264
>>726085362

It depends how big your willy is?
Missionary is a safe starting ground though.

>>726085496
Cowgirl is good but expect to pop your cherry quick.

>>726085628
Not necessarily. CG's nice for lying back and resting for a little bit while keeping your willy warm and wet, and gives you a good chance to squeeze dem tiddies, but I don't find it very stimulating on my cock. Most girls have just kind of ground on me. The ones that bounce are fucking keepers though.

>>726085556
15cm

>>726085788
A hookers gonna bounce, unless she is feeling rough from the night before. (In which case OP will be told what to do)

>>726085874
Respectable but you can still expect some slippage.

>>726086019
How can you see the whore actuly is enjoying it

>>726086019
>A hookers gonna bounce, unless she is feeling rough from the night before. (In which case OP will be told what to do)
Again, not necessarily. That's from my experience with escorts.

>>726086103
She's at work buddy.
She's just working.

>>726086151
Well from mine, if they good they'll bust a nut quickly if they put effort into it.
My experience of dutch whores though is they don't really care and the just want the work day to be over.
That's the problem with making things legal, it changes the job into a money orientated Jew thing.

>>726086433
Can you also do them anal or kost extra money?

>>726086696
Depends on the whore.
Some do it at no extra charge and others charge extra.
Again the Dutch usually have a jew pimp, so it's probably gonna cost extra.

>>726086696
It's up to them buddy.

>>726086696
Also, remember you're their bitch, not the other way around!
Don't even try to beat her up or anything, she'll stab you.

>>726087079
Hahah ja nah
>Not even a ass slap?

>>726087199
Check'd , try it...

>>726087079
He's Dutch, I don't think many sex customers get stabbed there.
Otherwise I think the brothel may get some scrutiny from the fair trade and regulations authorities.

>>726087199
Yea you'll get away with an ass slap.. or 2.

>>726087368
How dos the time work dos it start when you start fucking
Or >it starts as soon as you enter the room?

>>726087368
No pulling hair?
>Chicks like that you know

>>726087505
>>726087464
Jeez dude I dunno, it all depends...
End of the day, you're the one naked and away from home. Just follow instructions and try to enjoy yourself.

>>726087368
Oh, missed the Dutch bit.
You're right there.