s/fur
I hate it when great games are made by terrible developers.
Like Garry's Mod.
>>726072909
anyway
>>726074674
Faggot
Who here has been in bondage before?
>>726075049
>>726075213
haven't but it does sound like fun
>>726074674
Non fur here, Garry's Mod is made by a shitty dev. Garry Newman is like one of the worst people on the planet in terms of caring for his players besides the developer Badspot and Red from terraria.
>>726074674
I have no idea what any of that means.
>>726074674
Is there a name for that? I mean when you hold someone's feet and interlace your fingers with their toes?
>>726075683
I do that with my dogs.
>>726075755
Try to keep the furry to 2d. m8.
>>726075862
?
I didn't post any furry.
>>726075325
>>726075862
not going to try blurring the lines?
>>726075862
anyone else here autistic enough to not want a gf? i see a lot of autists and nerds complaining about no gf but i kind of feel alone in not wanting one at all
>>726075049
>>726075325
If you've got any more milking and/or pregnancy stuff that would be greatly appreciated
Couldn't be much more from the heart.
>>726076369
Jerry?
>>726076525
Forever trusting who we are.
Never opened myself this way.
>>726076324
Me.
I can't stand being around people for too long, even friends, I much prefer being alone. Social anxiety I guess. I seem to be fine when it's online, but not reality.
Kinda makes having a relationship difficult. Plus I'm not terribly interested.
All these words I don't just say.
>>726076324
Same as you anon. I simply gave up
>>726075450
>Garry's mod
>Worst dev
>Gary
>Worst dev
I'm sorry, but have you seen him dev rust? He does an amazing job and listens to the community.
>>726076080
>>726076344
another time, because probably about to pass out
>>726076525
>answer the damn phone
Trust I seek, and I find in you.
>>726076775
Everyday for us, something new.
Open mind for a different view.
Never cared for what they do.
But I know.
Couldn't be much more from the heart.
And nothing else matters.
Never cared for what they know.
Breaking the chains around you
https://youtu.be/n4CSG5EXQbA
Instead you could go visit Snapchat (y) .me to fap to your ex-gfs nudes.
>>726074674
Crying faggot bitch
I never opened myself this way.
>>726076887
Any more BE stuff?
>>726076765
nigga are you tryin' to start something
rust gets 1 patch every month and an update every year
garry's mod doesn't need the attention rust does, atleast
>>726077497
All these words I don't just say.
>>726077602
Perfect
>>726077550
nigger are you stupid. rust got a shitload of updates in the last year.
>says garrysmod doesnt need the attention
>calls garry a shit dev when gmod doesnt get enough attention
K
>>726077730
Much Metallica, so tears.
>>726078193
Fgt
>>726078274
no u
>>726078338
Can't be
>>726078409
Yes you can, faggot
>>726078444
Says the fgt of trips
>>726078444
See, trips confirm it
>>726078564
No
>>726078564
I meant to say hive mind. Sorry, phone is being a bitch, and my pass isn't wanting to work.
>>726078609
https://youtu.be/jxcZAHTyVCI
>>726078625
Delete system32.
>>726078667
>>726078667
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU
Stoner metal and fuck loads of free weed at my parent's house.
>>726078722
There isn't system32 on my phone.
>>726078841
Lies!
>>726078921
System isn't system32
serious question, if we can ever as a society get past our collective unnecessary bs and start fully exploring space to the point of meeting other species, and let's say this all happens in a few years, if we came across an anthropomorphic species, what would you do? try to picture what they would look like in realistic way and not in a 2 dimensional way.
>>726079001
Rape
>>726078988
Come on, same difference :P
>>726078988
system!
>>726079040
Historically speaking, that is /one/ of the things what we - as a species - do.
>>726079207
Fuck the system.
Speak softly and rape rape rape.
>>726079260
X
>>726079001
I like furry porn but some of the realistic photoshops and anime cosplays make me think this stuff is better if it stays 2D.
>>726079114
>>726079207
No. It's literally two separate folders on Windows computers. And since I'm using an android phone, I don't have system32
>>726078722
Corey hart, sunglasses at night.
>>726079334
Are you full of autism? Because it sure sounds like you are.
>>726079365
That sounds lovely.
Anyone here have something for a choking/impregnation fetish?
>>726079419
No. I'm dead serious.
>>726079001
Chances are, whatever is out there might look just like us. Where they are at in technology is the question though.
>>726079436
Or a trap-on-female impreg piece?
>>726079314
for me i guess it would depend, like if they are literally just a cat standing up, and nothing else i would very likely be uninterested. but if they are like say the cat girl from VGcatz that is being posted in this thread (i forgot her name), where it is a mixture of the features i would be tempted.
>>726079419
He wasn't exactly a one hit wonder artist, but it's pretty much his only really well received song. Everything else petered out in the top 40 or top 100.
>>726079455
And so am I.
>>726079596
Then I might listen.
>>726079436
Yep, I also just have a pregnancy fetish. And breast expansion fetish.
>>726079470
or... ugh nothing but this
>>726079686
Not 'pregnancy,' 'impregnation'
>>726079590
Well if that theory of infinite parallel universes is true, somewhere, someplace there is a real-life VGCatz character.
https://youtu.be/SEpAeSj504c
That's where I recognize that Corey rhythm!
>>726079811
And we need to go fuck it.
I would just browse to Snapchat (y) .me to leak local sluts nudes.
>>726079766
I know what you said, and I do enjoy that as well, yes.
>>726079740
Not gonna lie, that alien would be pretty cool to hang out with. I can't remember his name.
>>726077550
Rust gets a patch every week.
>>726079890
we shall go to where no human has gone before and fuck everything there lol
'pregnancy' implies that the female is pregnant. Impregnation is the ACT of being Impregnated
>>726079928
cool to hang out with, but to wake up next to, not so much lol
>>726079985
>We have made contact with an alien race! And it was sexual.
>>726079001
It all depends. I think more artists need to go for a proper "realistic" rendition of an anthro to get a better picture across what they would look like.
I mean, exa,ples I think are a bit lightly done up, but decent are:
https://static1.e621.net/data/66/a6/66a66d62c962e4c42213cacb0353584a.jpg
https://static1.e621.net/data/5e/0f/5e0f12e017e3b209c6ebf40922861714.jpg
https://static1.e621.net/data/43/16/43168d5575b09de77070b8624aecc2b8.jpg
https://static1.e621.net/data/b0/ac/b0ac353a6ead7587166cfa079f3f9ccc.jpg
https://static1.e621.net/data/69/41/69411e5ca07eaf1efadc7de52ccbe890.jpg
If they were "real" they may not look outrageously ugly, though I think the general population of said anthros would mostly be "meh" to what a human would consider attractive. Who knows though, if they're petty to a certain extent like us, and value looks, they may breed themselves to be more shapely.
AS for what I would do? Access how ugly they truely are, if current life issues happen try to find a decent partner, and otherwise try to jump on making alien porn for humans.
try to imagine this 2d image as an "IRL" furry. If it was similar enough, they wouldn't be repulsive.
>>726079867
Fukken monkeys, stealing the white man's music.
https://youtu.be/2GZbaXdK8Js
Speaking of aliens, did I mention my fetish of wanting to fuck a shape-shifting alien?
>>726080410
Indeed true! Good night! And I leave with a terrible song of my own.
https://youtu.be/d2aeRg_yMSE
May Gorsha be with you all.
>>726080345
Meh or not I would fuck the shit out of them for real.
>>726080477
Everyone would fuck a shape shifter. Do you realize the endless possibilities you could do with it?
>>726075213
My wife and i occasionally tie eachother up.
We never do any of the majorly hardcore stuff like inflicting pain or snything like that.
We mostly just use this huge god damn pile of silk scarfs she has in a drawer.
And i figure out a knot that she can release herself from at any time if she starts feeling unsafe.
To keep her legs spread i usually tie her at the knees and then look that under the bed and tie the other knee that way her legs stay open at an optimal comfort while keeping her spread.
But i always tie her wrists first.
After that tue fun begins.
She just likes to fuck and get it over with. I like to tske my time snd go down on her until sue is screaming and begging and finally demanding i fuck her threatening to not fuck me for a whole year unless i stick it in.
I like to tease her with a feather on her nipples and around her vag and up and down her legs.
My favorite thing though is blindfolding her snd putting earplugs in her ears so she cant see or hesr anything. The deprivation of sight and sound makes it possible for me to open all the windows and let some light in so i can get blackmail pictures of her.
One time i had a guy from craigslist come over and fuck her while i filmed it she had no idea it wasnt me because she couldnt smell him due to the earplugs i had also put in her nose as an "experiment in further depriving her senses"
(Of course i made him wear a condom and he was stricly not allowed to speak or kiss her ot mark her at all. But everything else was ok)
So now i have incriminating evidence of her having cheated on me "with 2 other guys" (the one thst fucked her snd the one that took the pictures)
>>726080943
wow, you're a massive asshole. I'm impressed.
>>726080706
If I were a shapeshifter, I'd be able to try lesbian sex.
>>726080943
>I cucked myself for blackmail material
Only on /b/
>>726080943
>wife
retarded
>blackmail
extra retarded
>>726080706
Exactly. I want it to turn into Zhali, my hermfu. 7ft tall, tiger herm girl with a huge dick. The perfect waifu.
>>726082015
>get ayy into bedroom
>show picture of hermfu
>sorry man, too weird
>>726082332
I would totally show pics. Would be an awesome size difference
>>726082412
I'd make them shapeshift into trump, then go onto live TV and announce that furries need government support and handouts.
>>726082483
Hah. Brilliant. I support it.
how 2 find women 2 fugg instead of men?
>>726082554
>all of this furry business is fake news, they are honest working people!
>I'm gonna build a giant furry factory. Lots of jobs. Gonna be hyuge.
>>726082644
ROFL
Mei is bae
>>726082702
>furries unite under trump
>trump 2020 victory is a landslide
>American economy hits warp speed as Japanese and German citizens start buying company sponsored furry porn
>republican party very shakily begins to support furries and their art
If it happened, I would die happy, and hilariously pleased.
>>726083243
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl1EMqTM_yo
Is this the peak of this shitty meme?
>>726085262
I want to shoot guns with her
>>726085518
geena a best
I wish to cease to be a virgin
>>726086509
Go out, be brave, try to date, and when it comes to her asking about you sexually? Be dominate.
>>726083337
Haven't seen this character in a while
bump
>>726086509
Virginity is a choice. Virginity means you have high standards.
High standards are a good thing. But you can always choose to have low standards and fuck anyone.
>>726086682
what is this Semen Sheriff's name?
>>726086753
Partly that, partly that I don't even know how to get into any kind of situation where romancing is possible.
I get plenty of guys hitting on me though.
>>726086838
Guys are easier, since they're less likely to be Christian.
I've only had sex with men.
>>726086838
find nice quiet women. Talk gently and try to make a friend. See how far it goes. The quiet woman I found was a rather thirsty shy creature. The key factor is getting out into the dating world.
>>726086912
But that's the thing!
I have zero connection to the dating world.
>>726086912
How do you get into the dating world if you've dropped out of college?
>>726086962
The dating world is the real world! Want quiet women? Go to libraries and coffee shops. Want party gals? Bars. Want to get fucked so hard you get your pelvis broken? Ex spetsnaz mail order bride.
>>726087006
Most colleges allow visitors. If that's too weird, go to local hang outs for college kids. Get out there mano!
>>726087006
I have this exact problem too.
University turned out to be bullshit where I got graded unfairly and had to teach myself literally everything, but now although I could potentially move fairly close to the city, I don't really have anything I can do to meet people.
Not without spending a whole lot of money on coffee shops and bars like >>726087118 suggests.
Maybe I could open an improvised coffee shop, my house already attracts gawkers for some reason.
>>726087267
"welcome to cosb(yb)ucks. What can I slip you?"
>>726087118
I don't know what the hangouts would be.
>>726087267
I don't have namesync on, but I assume I'm talking to ver right now.
yuuuup
this is martin
still out of college
wanting ot be in college
>>726087708
That's an anon, I think. and sorry then man. Libraries are usually a safe bet.
>>726087839
>libraries
Interesting idea. How'd that even work though? If I went, I'd go to check out books then come back home.
>>726087920
Look around and try to discuss books with people. Or try to generally start a conversation. If that doesn't work, look online at dating services. That sounds bad, but they work.
>>726087972
>dating services.
I was on OKCupid and grindr for over two years.
>>726088099
both of those are hookup sites. People meet to fuck. Idk man. Dating when out of college or older is a bitch.
>tfw you're in love with a Canadian but you're a Kiwi
Whyyyyyyyy
Why so faaaaaaaaaaar
>>726082332
>filename
Holy fucking kek
>>726088173
No, since I live in the US, most women on OKC were looking for marriage. I sadly live in a christian nation
>>726088644
I guess things changed one way or another? Last I knew both were quick screw sites.
>>726088688
Grindr does get me sex, but only sex with men. And all dating sites depend on where you live. Maybe you live in a better place than I do. Florida fucking sucks.
>>726088750
texas, my friend.
>>726088889
>adding the period doomed me
>>726080943
Ladies and gentlemen, the man that cucked himself.
>>726088889
I see, I see. Well, lucky you if stuff works there!
>>726080943
>>726075213
The most fun we had tho. Was when i tied her up and blindfolded her and ear plugged her. Then opened sll the windows in the room to let in some light and a breeze and i didnt do the safety knot tuat time. I just left her there tied to the bed for a few hours while i went snd did other stuff.
It was torture for her because she hates being naked unless she is bathing or having sex. Otherwise she can not stand being nude.
But i fucking love how subserviant she acts after being left restrained and naked for a few hours.
When she ties me up tho its a different story.
She ties me up snd blindfolds me and earplugs me then she starts tickling the shit out of me which i hate. Then she will calm down snd suck me iron hard then ride me till i cum in her pussy. But then she does something she cslls "coupling" and just keeps my divk inside her and plays with my balls to keep me hard so i dont fall out.
Apparently there is some chemicsl secreted by a womans vsgina when it comes in contsct with a guys cum. That will actually follow the cum into his urethra into his dick to the seminal tubes thst connect to the balls snd then it will flow into the balls and fill them. The whole process takes about 10 to 15 minutes as long as she is on top keeping the guys dick in her pussy.
Apparently it affects the guys brain causing him to basically be pliant to her commands.
You canactuslly feel it filling yer balls to. Feels Amazing!
Best psrt is fucking her again after yer balls are full of her hormones its like viagra. nd cumming it back into her is like jizzing gently warm jelly lava almost. I dont knoe its hsrd to describe but its the best god dsmned feeling in the world.
As long as both of you have enough stamina. You can just keep fucking until you pass out completely.
>>726091706
This will be new copypasta
>>726090297
>copulins
>>726092448
Copulins?
>>726091706
>Apparently there is some chemicsl secreted by a womans vsgina when it comes in contsct with a guys cum. That will actually follow the cum into his urethra into his dick to the seminal tubes thst connect to the balls snd then it will flow into the balls and fill them. The whole process takes about 10 to 15 minutes as long as she is on top keeping the guys dick in her pussy.
>>726092548
That shit^ is a terrible pseudoscience BS thing.
>>726092648
But I don't see how it related to my post.
>>726092777
I am retarded. I meant to ref his post, not yours.
Boobies that don't lactate are malfunctioning
>>726092648
Hate to break it to you....
The sick bastard is right.
Look at this:
https://thehairpin.com/one-weird-trick-to-control-your-boyfriends-mind-the-trick-is-pouring-juice-in-his-dickhole-29055f0bdc4f#.i84g42lsc
>>726094993
show me peer reviewed science and multiple studies from actual universities.
sup, guys
>>726076650
are you me?
>>726076324
the experience I have with girls makes me think women aren't worth the hassle. I don't feel the need for a (human) gf as long as I have furry porn, hentai and my fantasy
>>726074674
Contrarian Nigger.
>>726079001
depends on their culture and how they look like.
if I was to meet someone like pic related, I'd definitely try to get under her tail (feline sex must be crazy hot!) and maybe even start a relationship with her
>>726074674
>>726079001
Probably try get one as a roomie and see how it goes!
>>726095160
No fuck you! How dare you ruin my fun by asking for proof!
>>726083337
If that happened i think that furfags would be officially pardoned of all crimes against 4chan
>>726075049
Too bad you use it for RP'ing faggot.