40 yr old NEET here. Mom is watching her soap operas in her

30 wageslave
make good money
parents ded
jap waifu that is huge slut

generally comfy weekends like that
fully std free

hate working full time, god i hate it hate it hate it
wish i was more comfy like you

>>726041528
cool story bro.

18 seniorfag
Dead inside but thats usual
Doesnt know if edgy ironically or fo real
Slave to Taco Bell
Mfw free tacos everynight

>>726042410
I used to work two jobs in my 20's, so I know the feeling, brother.

Keep working hard, plan a way to retire young, but otherwise your life sounds good mayng.

I want a Jap waifu slut. I'm jellyyyyyyy

>>726042678
>cool story bro.
It's the story of my life, nigger.

>>726042829
>18 seniorfag
>Dead inside but thats usual
>Doesnt know if edgy ironically or fo real
>Slave to Taco Bell
>Mfw free tacos everynight
You're still going, bro.

Get high, fuck a lot of bitches while you're young, and do whatever you want.

No regrets, nigger.

P.S. Seek out old cougars who'll appreciate the young fuck.

Sugar mommas. I had a few when I was 19-23.

One bought me a new Ford truck when I was 25. Still got it.

>>726041528

Glad you're having a good day my dude.


22 m

NEET for the last few months while I shop a new university and job.

Bang whores, get fucked up, think about shit.

Pretty much the usual.

>>726043940
>Glad you're having a good day my dude.
Thanks, mayng.

22 is a fun age.

Enjoy yourself, brother.

Sounds like you got confidence and life goals, so just make sure to fuck tons of young bitches and her fucked up often.

Peeaaaaaace.

>>726043825
Thanks man
Glad you got your life together
My bloods probably just Baja Blast
But I'm okay with that

>>726041528
47, my wife is 25, she's tight and i'm banging the fuck out of her regularly, have a good job as a government contractor. life is good

>>726045283
>My bloods probably just Baja Blast
I used to drink energy drinks daily, but now I have high blood pressure, so they give me headaches.

Mountain dew is like heroin. So good.

>>726041528
30 m married one kid.
Wife hates me half the time.
Work fast food while growing pot.
Wife hates me for growing now.
Wont feed kid when I'm at work.
She just sits and plays gta5 all day.
Fucking smoking alot of weed.
Smoking 2 packs a day.
I fucking want to die some days.
Son loves me, I just man up and keep going.

>>726045512
>47, my wife is 25, she's tight and i'm banging the fuck out of her regularly, have a good job as a government contractor. life is good
Good job, bro.

My gf's last year was a Chinese girl age 32.

I'll probably end up marrying a Thai girl.

They know how to take care of a man.

I'm talking to one now who's 29. Great body.

Asians love White cock, even if you're twice their age.

>>726045707
Your preachin' to the choir man

>>726045904
>Son loves me, I just man up and keep going
Damn, dude.

Your wife sounds like a piece of shit.

I hope things get better for you, brother.

Sounds like your life would be perfect if the bitch was out of the picture.

Ever thought of killing her?

You know you can make corrosive acid from household chemicals, right?

>>726046225
Would never hurt her, just dont know how to get through to her.
Getting rid of the games and TV.
Told her today she has until the rest of the month to fix her shit.
Even offered to help her through it.
Just the blank stare and back to gaming.
Asks why we don't fuck.
Not attracted to lazy women.
Points out I'm fat.
I laugh because I've been lifting since January, I just bulked up a little bit.


Appreciate the response /b/ro. Made my day with that.


Also. Smoke weed everyday.

>>726046726
Obviously I was joking, but I'm sending you positive vibes, bro.

No homo.

Maybe try fucking your wife and buying sex toys to play with her.

Don't neglect her sexually, or she'll find dick elsewhere.

Try something new.

Get some alone time with her, do a sensual massage and bubble bath time together with candles and soft music.

Eat her out and massage her body.

Tell her she's beautiful.

Once she starts crying and tells you she loves you, and you reached her on an emotional level, then after making love and being on good terms, try taking to her at that point.

Be gentle.

Let her know what you want her to do.

One thing I learned from women is that you can't force them to do anything.

They're like cats.

You have to find a way to make her feel like it's her idea to change her routine.

Bitches be crazy.

Good luck, brother.

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get tested and vaccinated if you havent already

repost to spray disinfectant on the entire world

comment and tell me how to make this piece of shit better

>>726047714
Thanks, mayng.

I'll probably get tested again soon, because I might've caught some Chinese AIDS or some shit. Lol

Whatever.

We all gotta die sometime.

"Everybody diiies." - Joe Pesci

>>726041528
That sounds comfy as fuck anon. If you legitimately enjoy living your life that way, who the fuck is anyone else to tell you your way of being is negative.
Just understand that being a burden isn't a good thing, work a system if you must just be good to those around you and you'll be a good man.

>>726048004
yeah hope everyone stays clean and safe

if we can use mematic warfare to spread this, STDs may actually go down, and then we can all fuck with out condoms easier.

Fuck condoms, cum inside women is best cum

Old school hacker that went professional
Handle is still recognized at DefCon and other hacker gatherings.
Cashed in on a few IPOs in Silicon Valley
Now early 50's with two ex-wifes and a few kids in the mother's hands.
Both out of court divorces where I set up a trust fund to keep them out of my hair
I rotate sugar babies and strippers when I'm bored and horny
Right now looking at what industry to fuck up and cash in on with Trump cutting the Federal Budget.
About the only think neet about me is my whiskey.

>>726048129
>That sounds comfy as fuck anon. If you legitimately enjoy living your life that way, who the fuck is anyone else to tell you your way of being is negative.
>Just understand that being a burden isn't a good thing, work a system if you must just be good to those around you and you'll be a good man.
You're right, bro.

That's why I spoil the shit out of my mom and treat her like a queen.

Also planning to get my own property soon, saving money, all I want is a piece of land to be self sufficient and no one bothers me.

I'll probably take care of my mom until she dies.

She survived breast cancer 10 years ago, but they found a cyst and I'm planning for the worst, but hoping for the best.

After my dad died, I decided I'm going to enjoy my time with my mom as long as I have her.

I pay half the bills, so I'm not mooching, plus I buy food and cook like a chef.

She loves my cooking.

It's how I get bitches, too.

Cook for a woman and she'll love you forever.

>>726041528
34, born into a well off family, am now part owner of our business. Don't have to actually do anything, just get paid dividends, plus I have an investment portfolio. Usually make anywhere from 70-120k per year.

Have a decent apartment, possibly gonna get a condo soon. Currently single, but sort of off dating since my last breakup, which fucked my shit up pretty bad.

Played Path of Exile then watched the UFC card, had some pizza, now I'm chilling.

Also, going to Amsterdam next week to fuck bitches. Got 5.5k euros in cash, gonna be a good fucking time.

So life is bretty gread.

>>726048133
>Fuck condoms, cum inside women is best cum
Yeah.

My mom wants me to settle down and have kids and I tell her I probably have kids all over the world.

I've cum in a lot of one night stands, so who knows how many kids I got.

>>726045916
my wife is filipina, friggen awesome in many ways, and became a pro cocksucker quickly ( was a virgin before me )

>>726048522
>Old school hacker that went professional
>Handle is still recognized at DefCon and other hacker gatherings.
>Cashed in on a few IPOs in Silicon Valley
>Now early 50's with two ex-wifes and a few kids in the mother's hands.
>Both out of court divorces where I set up a trust fund to keep them out of my hair
>I rotate sugar babies and strippers when I'm bored and horny
>Right now looking at what industry to fuck up and cash in on with Trump cutting the Federal Budget.
>About the only think neet about me is my whiskey.
You sound cool, bro.

Remember the 90's and dial up? America Online IM? Haha

Sounds like you got a good life, brother.

Ever been to Thailand, Japan, or Russia?

Do you like traveling?

>>726041528
Why is that life great? Sounds boring and ultimately depressing.

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>>726048705
>Path of Exile
My nigga

28
Decent job
60k cash in bank
no debt
Notbad.jpg
>tfw no gf

>>726048705
Sounds awesome, man.

I want to do the Amsterdam thing.

Don't let bitches fuck with your head, brother.

I know it's hard to find a good woman who's not just trying to use you for your money.

Stay positive.

You'll find a good woman one day, maybe in South America.

American and European women are mostly fucked, so go with Argentina or a nice Latina girl with morals.

18 m

Professional musician, go between being well-off and broke as fuck every couple months

Live in Boston with my friends, moved out of my parents house last year after I got out of high school

Single, receive nudes/fuck with some girls but I don't like any of them enough to invest time/money into it

No std's, had sex multiple times with two girls in high school but never really slept around

Busy 24/7 with music but not payed well enough for the amount of work I put into it. Pretty disheartening to work like 12 hours every day for two weeks and barely make rent. There are other times when I'm balling and really not doing much of anything, so it pays off I guess.

Spending tonight eating a mcflurry from McD's and playing The Witcher 3 until like 4 am

I met a guy like you in an old estate in Palo Alto. Guy was the son of the early H-P scene in the '40s. His father cashed on real estate and Cold War build up contractors in the 50's.

He had only had job in his life working one of the first McDonald's in the Palo Alto. He was fired by Ray Crock himself.

Guy took the firing to so hard, he never looked for work again and just kept living at home with his parents til they died and he took over the estate.

I have to say, the Curtis-Mathis TV he had was impressive. He said it was only one of a thousand of that model sold in the 70's and it still worked. He was a bitch about the switch over the digital television but refused to get rid of the Curtis-Mathis. I got to see the place setting up a digital TV input into the radio input of the set.

When I left the place, I just though to myself, what a fucking waste of opportunity and resources presented to him and he never really did anything great. Reminds me of a line from one of my old mentors, the worst hell of a life is the idle rich.

>>726048925
>my wife is filipina, friggen awesome in many ways, and became a pro cocksucker quickly ( was a virgin before me
I fucking love Filipinos, bro.

My bro fucked one and so I have a half Pinay niece.

In high school we had lots of pinos, the girls are hot.

If straight out of the Philippines, you got to be a bit careful, but there are some who will treat you like a king.

They'll appreciate a provider who can take them out of a shithole area.

It's hard tho, because you don't want some young bitch to use you.

Gotta be smart about it.

Thai and Pinay girls can fuck like pornstars tho. So true.

34
cook at a diner, I hate my job
live with a cousin that is like a brother to me
still close friends with a few high school friends
combat veteran that worked all blue collar jobs
last relationship was almost 3 years ago when she died in a natural disaster....

overall: cynical but life is what you make of it, at least I still have my pride.

>>726043825
Where did you find these sugar mommas?

27 year old programmer. 2 years experience fullstack microsoft focus webdev (azure n that)
Been with my boyfriend for 7 years, quite happy, i'm missing pussy a bit but ehh.
We have a lovely cat and great friends.

My lifes pretty good tbh I'm just poor and sick of being poor. I've got millions of ideas for making money through private dev work, I just don't have the time or energy. I'm awake right now procrastinating working on a new project.

>>726049152
>Why is that life great? Sounds boring and ultimately depressing
To each their own, nigger.

I was younger when I traveled a lot and partied all over.

It's nice to chill now, no one bothers me, no responsibilities.

Only boring people get bored.

I have so many hobbies, I never have enough time in my days.

I draw, build models, read, bicycle, fish, and travel.

It's all about what you make of your daily experience.

I'm always having fun.

You sound bitter as shit.

>>726049302
Got a flicker strike Raider, just hit 80, shit's fun as fuck. Just fly around maps shattering everything. Got warchief for bosses, plus I use voidheart. Good times.

>>726049325
Amsterdam's amazing. Gotta be a bit careful because some window girls are total scam artists and will try to upswell the fuck out of you and give terrible service. There are some real gems, though. I go usually twice every year, I have my regulars, and they treat me real good. Most of the girls there are hot as fuck, too. Legitimately look like models, or pornstars, or like the hottest chick you'd find in a club in Bulgaria on a Friday night. It's pretty cool sticking your dick in girls who look like that.

At this point, I just don't really give a fuck anymore. I'mma just be me, do what I do, and if I find a nice girl, great. If not, well, there's always Amsterdam.

>>726049859
>2 years experience fullstack microsoft focus
Never call yoursellf "full stack" unless you can code down the bare metal, work a soldering iron, oscilloscope and can read bus logic.

29
Own my own condo (paying off the mortgage, that is).
Decent job for a horrible company.
Going to school. Getting an MBA.
Too much work + school to actually do anything fun or relaxing.
Have 18yo girlfriend who is the sexiest thing on the planet.

Overall, can't complain.

>>726049905
Yeah, see, this is the thing. It's only boring if you let it be. Having unlimited free time can be great. You can just do whatever the fuck you want. Get creative. If you have anything you want to do, no matter how retarded it is, just do it. Fuck, I spent hours yesterday hucking those silicone bead things that get big when you soak them in water at cars from my balcony. Why the fuck not?

>>726049551
>, I just though to myself, what a fucking waste of opportunity and resources presented to him and he never really did anything great. Reminds me of a line from one of my old mentors, the worst hell of a life is the idle rich
But why do you have to do something great?

That's the problem with this generation.

Everyone wants to be a special snowflake, famous on Twitter, maybe become a Kardashian with your own show.

That's all bullshit.

You're not special.

Just enjoy your life and let others enjoy theirs.

One day you'll day, and 200 years later, no one will even give a shit you ever existed.

Ask yourself this:

Do you know your great great grandfathers name?

Do you know know how many BILLIONS of people have lived, and you'll never know their names?

Lol Stop falling for the special snowflake meme.

Just do what makes you happy, get old hopefully, then die.

That's it.

No one will ever make a statue in your name, faggot.

;P

(Do people still do emojis on here?)

>>726050345
post pics of your gf

>>726041528
I got herps too bro. On my fucking mouth. Needless to say, it sucks.

>>726049679
>relationship was almost 3 years ago when she died in a natural disaster....
Damn, nigger.

Sorry about your dead GF.

Maybe try traveling to South America or changing your scenery.

Unless your happy living with your cousin or whatever.

Best wishes, faggot.

P.S. You can't buy ladyboys with pride.
Never forget that.

>>726050345
>Have 18yo girlfriend who is the sexiest thing on the planet.
She living with you to get away from family? In return she cooks, cleans and fucks?

>work at late night pizza joint as delivery driver
>wreck car due to some bitch driving in my lane
>fucked for months
>insurance money finally comes through and buy a new car
>while getting insurance, insurance guy says he likes the way I handle phones and offers me a spot selling insurance
>start here soon
>but my mom has stage 3 cancer

You gotta take the good with the bad.

>>726050592

Sorry, no.
I can tell you that she's super skinny. 5'9", 105lbs soaking wet. Perfect breasts.

>>726050651

How'd you know?
Actually, she's not living with me yet. That's the shit part. She's in another country and she plans on moving here this year. But once she's here... basically everything you said will be true. Though should also just wants to be with me.

>>726050405
Exactly this. Even if you do become super famous for something, no one will remember you, just what you did. Anyone here know what Einstein's favorite color was? What made him laugh or smile? What flavor soda was his favorite? We remember what he did, but his essence is gone.

You will not be remembered. At the very best, you might be one of the 0.0001% of people who did something people will remember. Don't live to create a legacy, because that's ultimately futile. Live to live.

>>726050785
Suuuuure

>>726050785
>I can tell you that she's super skinny. 5'9", 105lbs soaking wet. Perfect breasts.
Fun fuckdoll you have there.

>>726049798
>Where did you find these sugar mommas?
Some were supervisors and administrators at jobs I had.

Others were neighbors.

I'm nothing now, but when I was young and working out, I got tons of pussy.

Just treat an older woman like she's a going girl; flirt, tease her, etc.

They love that shit.

They love how you make them feel young again, and when they fuck, you can see how they were as young girls.

Cougars are just girls in an older body.

They're still the same girl who wants to be desired and treated like a hot bitch.

Also church and the grocery store.

P.S. Even if an older woman has wrinkles or an older face, some of them still have hot bodies hiding under their clothes.

Remember, old bitches faces age fast, but the body still looks good even in their 50's if they stayed in shape.

>>726050917
>How'd you know?
>Actually, she's not living with me yet. That's the shit part. She's in another country and she plans on moving here this year. But once she's here... basically everything you said will be true. Though should also just wants to be with me.
Similar scene with my wife. Put a ring on it and knock her up.

>>726049859
Dude, just write a book or do something creative, share that knowledge, or make a product you can sell.

You're smart.

You can get out of poverty, just put aside one hour a day towards it.

>>726051047

Planning on it.

>>726050944
>>726050961

lol k. You don't need to believe me.

>>726042829
Nathan

Former 33 yo NEET here. I've been working the worst job ever for about 5 months now. I miss NEET LYFE

>>726049972
>At this point, I just don't really give a fuck anymore. I'mma just be me, do what I do, and if I find a nice girl, great. If not, well, there's always Amsterdam
You've discovered the secret to being happy in life, my brother.

Do you. Fuck what people think.

Life is too short to worry about other's perceptions or judgements of you.

Plus, sounds like you have a really fun life, my man.

>>726050345
>ave 18yo girlfriend who is the sexiest thing on the planet.
>Overall, can't complain
Sounds good, bro.

Just try to enjoy that young pussy as much as possible, and make time for you.

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>24
>Advanced EMT starting nursing school this fall
>Got engaged to my gf of 4 years today
>Currently wine drunk in bed in an Oceanside resort
>Just had sex in a bathtub/office chair/couch/bed
>Pic related - bathrobe and Riesling.

>>726050367
Haha that brought nostalgic memories of my cousin, drinking out in the balcony, throwing shit at passing cars.

It's the little things, brother.

The little things.

>>726051037
>P.S. Even if an older woman has wrinkles or an older face, some of them still have hot bodies hiding under their clothes.
Bingo. Dim the lights, the imperfections disappear, and you're left with a hot body that's riding your cock like her life depends on it.

You want to find the older wife who took care of her body, while the husband just let himself get fat.

>>726051449
Yeah, that's pretty much it. You'll go fucking crazy worrying about what other people think or doing what you think you're "supposed" to be doing. Like, the relationship for me, I see as a lateral move at this point. If I'm in a relationship, I get to have a nice girl who loves me, and that's nice. If I'm not, I get to travel and have crazy porn sex with impossibly gorgeous women, and that's nice too.

Tomorrow, I'm just gonna get up, and do whatever the fuck I feel like doing, and that's that.

>>726050045
Sigh, yet another douche that has no idea what fullstack means. I can write high level and low level (what dickbags like you call "the metal", just say low level you edgelord cunt) and have a working understanding of every aspect of the stack, hardware through to networking and storage. Jog on with your condescending douchery.

>>726050593
>got herps too bro. On my fucking mouth.
Oh shit. Sorry to hear that, bro.

I think Valtrex is only for genital herpes.

Did the doctor prescribe anything to you?

Oh well. Do you realize how many people have it? It's more common than we're willing to admit.

Just try not to give it to someone without them knowing, unless it's someone you hate.

My ex from 3 years ago got it from me, even after I warned her and we wore condoms.

Sometimes we'd get really drunk and it would fall off.

She didn't even care.

If a woman loves you, they don't care.

Life is crazy like that.

Keep your herpes infected chin up, brother!

>>726050773
Sorry about your mom, brother.

Best wishes to her.

Good thing about the insurance job.

>>726051372
>Former 33 yo NEET here. I've been working the worst job ever for about 5 months now. I miss NEET LYFE
Are you saving up or do you have a goal to work towards?

>>726051604
Congratulations, brother!

Enjoy your engagement and best wishes.

Sounds like you got your shit all figured out. Enjoy that life.

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22 year old faggot here
Been climbing the company ladder with a passion
he still doesn't approve of the degeneracy
tfw will never be successful enough for his approval

Kissless virgin juniorfag
In boarding school now
Want to get women
Don't know how
Life's OK

>>726052753
>tfw will never be successful enough for his approval
Stop waiting for his approval, faggot!

You're an adult now.

The only approval you need is from YOURSELF.

Just be proud of yourself and your hard work, and stop worrying about what daddy thinks.

You're not a little girl anymore, Felicia.

Meow.

>>726052482
Thanks!

>>726052875
>Kissless virgin juniorfag
>In boarding school now
>Want to get women
>Don't know how
>Life's OK
Are you kidding me?

You're too young to know this, but women (and some men) literally fantasize about a boy like you.

You want to know how to get a woman?

Confidence.

Start walking up to girls and talking to them.

Get rid of that fear, and don't worry about rejection; for every few no's, you'll get a, pussy and maybe even anal.

It's all about the numbers.

The more you try, the higher the chance of catching a bitch.

Just stay positive.

Here's a little gem advice:

Go for the ugly ones.

What do you have to lose?

You think an ugly bitch's pussy feels different from a pretty girl?

I'm serious.

Fuck a few ugly bitches until you get the confidence to fuck the pretty ones.

Also, ugly bitches fuck harder to impress you.

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>mildly decent trap
>25
>15.00 an hour job
>easy but full of bullshit
>wife been together 10 years
>couple of male fuck buddys
>doing decent want a bit better
>have some pet play stuff, snowkitten pugtail >and ears
>booze every weekend
> games too
> want someone to dominate me but am 5' 11"
> cant have everything but pretty happy

21
NEET
Dead inside
Stubborn, depressed bastard, refuses to help himself. Enjoys helping others to an extent.
Stopped giving a fuck about myself so much I can't even be fucked to nuke something if I'm starving.
Tried and failed at killing myself, only trust myself to not fuck up a shotgun at this point, but again, apathy. That's a lot of fucking effort compared to my daily life.
I avoid reality all day. I've burned my brain out with instant gratification. It's not that I don't have executive function, it's like when you have chronic pain and you just stop feeling it. When you ignore your signals for long enough, your brain just stops sending them because you'd have done SOMETHING by now.
No desire to become a productive member of society, the amount of effort it'd take to get to "mediocre job just to survive" isn't worth it to me. Not good looking or confident enough to get laid. Feels like purgatory sometimes. I'm not having a good time, but what I do to distract myself is better than being unable to get out of bed because I just have no reason to and lamenting how much of a fuckup I am.

>>726053289
Wow. Thanks for the advice.

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Former NEET on lunch break right now. Wedding going on, just served up a shitoad of nice steaks. Can hear speeches and cheering right now. I'm a cook wageslave.

28, no gf, stuck living at home. Fucking horrible.

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>>726041528
28 years old..
i'm almost to 100 girls
i'm not even fantastic looking
i just got out of a 3 year relationship where i thought i'd given up the game and settled down (she was 16 with DDs. slim waist.)
well, she told me that she slept with my roommate to spite me during a fight.
i know the dude has herpes so i went and got tested. sure enough, HSV1. just got the results couple days ago.
i'm just sad man.
i tested negative literally every fucking time since forever and the one girl to burn me was the gf i thought i'd settle with.
i'm almost finished with college and i just want out of this town.

... pic related.

>>726053737
Maybe if you stopped talking shit about yourself.

Go back and read all that shit you wrote.

That's what you're doing to yourself in your head.

Maybe try thinking about the good side of you; what do you like about yourself?

Honestly, you can choose to be happy.

The problem is you're a masochist so you enjoy beating yourself up, brother.

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>>726053908
>Wow. Thanks for the advice
Anytime, bro.

Go have some fun!

>>726053959
>28, no gf, stuck living at home. Fucking horrible.
Horrible? Sounds fun as shit!

Try hooking up with a drunk bitch tonight, faggot.

>>726054009
Haha same thing happened to me, faggot.

The girl I got it from was the love of my life who turned out to be a whore, buy that's college, mayng!

You can't expect a hot slut to settle down, unless you're rich or she's obsessed with your dick.

Life goes on.

Don't sweat it, nig.

If you're good looking, you'll still get girls who won't care you have herpes.

I'm speaking from experience.

I also dated really good looking girls who KNEW I had herpes, and still we fucked.

No one really gives a shit.

Just be happy, brother.

You'll be alright, my man.

But you already know that, don't you?

>>726054905
Wouldn't say I enjoy it. More it's what I've come to accept as reality. That's what was instilled in me, and what I've come to believe.
I'm very well aware that I can choose to be happy. I just don't. I know that it's literally just repeating behaviors that are positive until they become my default habit. Just don't really want to. Don't think I deserve it, don't want to try, don't want to fail (because it's inevitable, so I'm just not trying), and like I said, a mediocre job just to survive isn't worth all the effort it'd take to pull myself up, and THAT'S hardly guaranteed. Take your pick. I can pull up plenty of reasons, but at the core, it's just symptoms of depression causing the depression to be fucking difficult to even WANT to try to change. That sentence sounds weird, but I'm assuming you got the gist.

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>>726055121
You mean after working until 2am?

Stupid fucking degenerate.

32 years old. My mind is broken.
Freshman year start smoking meth.
Spent 5 years in youth authority for robery.
No adult record, join Marines.
Get married and divorced first year.
Spend 12 months in Iraq.
Come back home and marry black girl used to date in high school.
Knock her up.
Get kicked out by racist chain of command.
Learn about her meth habit.
Make her get treatment, treatment has mandatory reporting, baby gets taken away.
Spend 15 months in prison for custodial interference for leaving state with my child.
Get out and get her pregnant again. Shes clean and sober.
Have a flashback. Trying to get a hotel with wifes sister, but hadji behind the counter says "I'm not renting you a room because you brought that fucking bitch in here," at which point the only thing chivalrous left to do is hop across the counter and taze him in the neck and chest. 15 months on a weapons charge. Sent the wife divorce papers before i got out. She signed them and sent a letter saying she's already engaged and pregnant.
Hook up with new chick.
Keep new chick pregnant three years in a row. Working as a mover making cash daily under the table. Moving season slows and im trying to get into school and i find this program that would pay fat, but i need dhs referral and that would kill her tanf so she say no even tho its like $9,000 a quarter. So i dumped her. Also caught her lying to me. Also got jumped over her. These bitches are crazy. So i missed 3 weeks of school. Flunked. Tomorrow morning I'm packing everything i can to camp and make my way to a commune in oregon, where they teach everything you know about running a self sustaining farm off the grid. Its a work for rent program, and there might be a pilot program for building your home and farm out on some property they just picked up.
But last month i went to the second ex wife. She was going thru some shit and we thought it'd be a good idea to have another baby. She's still late. Too many kids.

I have no friends but I kinda want some friends

I'm a fairly smart person and it bugs me how most people are kinda dumb, and we never stay friends for long because my autism clashes with their stupidity

Following on from this, to preempt being rejected because of my autism, I push people away

Also where I work want me to quit smoking pot, so now I have to find a new job

>>726055524
Well, yeah. What time do the bars close?

>>726055518
Yeah man. I get it.

What I did is to start small.

Instead of staying in bed all day, I'll do little things to pamper myself for fun.

Take a hot bath with castille soap.

Buy some gourmet level food to splurge.

Go walking and maybe collect bugs, lizards, butterflies.

Read or play video games.

Just try simulating yourself to get rid of the apathy.

Start with one thing you really really really want to do, and little by little, work towards it.

Baby steps, baby bear!

*Thumbs up*

>>726055510
appreciate the real talk. i havent had any outbreaks or anything. which is shitty cos i dont know where or when i'll transmit it. figure i'll just start wrapping up and tapping

>>726055524
>Stupid fucking degenerate.
Lol Ok, buddy.

Do whatever makes you happy, faggot.

If I were working at a wedding, where all the single girls are getting drunk and depressed that it's not them getting married...

... Just wishing for a good fuck...

But I'm wasting my Jedi knowledge on you, faggot.

You're too bitter.

>>726055552
Why are you complaining?

You experienced more than most men will ever experience!

Write a book about your wife, nigger.

Also, not sure if you're White or black, but I've always dreamed of fucking black girls.

I just worry about the AIDS. Lol

Anyway, look at the bright side, you've lived a full life so far, nig.

Take it a step further.

Move to Vietnam and start a new life with a cute Viet girl.

Just totally disappear. Lol

Fuck it. Why not?

21
University but dirt poor. Hardly enough money to pay for gas and rent.
Live with my girlfriend been dating for 9 months.
Life's tough right now but it'll get better. I do construction jobs every other semester make about 10 grand and she works part time retail so we're getting by.

>>726056008
>Take a hot bath with castille soap.
Can't fit in baths anymore. There's always 1/3rd of me sticking out, be it torso or knees. The one downside to being 6'0".
Plus, no baths in this house.

>Buy some gourmet level food to splurge.
I can't drive and I'm supposed to what, pull the money straight out of my ass? NEET and not on welfare.

>Go walking and maybe collect bugs, lizards, butterflies.
Meh. No real desire to.

>Read or play video games.
Can't read anymore. I shot my attention span to shit. See next response.

>Just try simulating yourself to get rid of the apathy.
'S already what I do. Videogames, music, movies, TV... Anything to distract myself from the apathy.

>Start with one thing you really really really want to do, and little by little, work towards it.
That assumes I have anything past the level of a whim that I want to do enough to actually motivate me. If I did, I wouldn't be here.

>>726055648
You're literally describing the majority of us anons, bro.

Who says you need to meet friends?

You're a robot.

Build robot friends.

>>726056660
>Build robot friends.

Don't you think if I could do that I would've done it already?

I feel so alone

>>726056137
>appreciate the real talk. i havent had any outbreaks or anything. which is shitty cos i dont know where or when i'll transmit it. figure i'll just start wrapping up and tapping
After a while you can actually feel it coming, like a small irritation when you pee (barely noticeable at first), and you'll know when it's coming.

I'll start taking Valtrex immediately to make it's quick one.

Yeah, condoms now, brother.

>>726041528
the epitome of the modern male...you're worthless

"oh as long as i'm happy what else matters", you're fucking 40 oh my god. i pity you.

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>>726041528
35
devoiced
~8 yrs in Army as Infantry w/ 3 tours in Iraq.
Now work for a fiber optics company in Neb.
Just bought a small but nice house.
First month of living here so I took four days off of work so I can play with the machine I just built.
There are things that I can do or buy to pass the time. However I feel like I have lived my life. Now it's time to relax and enjoy things.
I don't have any problems that are worth speaking of.
I don't really want another relationship. In the shadow of that thought I question if it is 100% correct. Aside from that I think I am finally happy with how my like turned out.
Yeah, I'm happy :)

>>726056461
I am. That commune has to happen soon. I'm in the shed tonight, then the tent after. I feel bas running out on my kids, but at the end off this program i have a home and self sustaining farm off the grid. And i can build my home as big as i want to work for.

>>726056549
Sounds good, bro.

You got a woman hanging in there with you, and when you guys get established, you'll know she's the one that stuck with you even in the poor times.

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>>726056549
Yeah, hang in there man.
but really - hang in there!

>>726056639
Honestly, I think you just want attention.

Stop being a little bitch and man up, faggot.

Go join a gym. Get a job.

You're just annoying me with your liberal bitch whining now.

A generation of pussies.

>>726057441
You seem pretty fucking upset over your opinions of a stranger on the internet, guy. You have something you need to vent, there?

>>726052902
I worry a little he's the company owner, and I'm not an only child

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>>726056847
>I feel so alone
Bro, you're not alone.

I'm your friend.

4chan is your friend.

Your socializing right meow.

Remember, technology has changed things. This is how some of us do it now.

You're not alone.

So you realize that thousands upon thousands of anons are reading this conversation, connecting with you?

They just don't post because they don't want the FBI to record their IP for posting on a Terrorist Nazi board. Lol

I love you mayng! No homo.

Tell you what, if you're up to it, why don't you tell us what you like to do for fun.

You like anime? Comics? Ladyboys? Lol

>>726057002
>the epitome of the modern male...you're worthless
>"oh as long as i'm happy what else matters", you're fucking 40 oh my god. i pity you
Uh oh!!!

An anonymous person online whom I don't know disapproves of my life!!!

OMG! Should I drink bleach now?

Lol faggot. No one gives a shit here what you approve of, nigger.

Did you forget where you are or are you just trolling for attention?

Haha You're lonely? It's ok.

I'll give you attention, sweety.

>>726057031
Awesome, man!
I can honestly feel the sincerity of your joy in your written words, brother.
Good for you, nig!

>>726057053
Sounds good, brother.

Do what you need to do for you.

You won't be good for your kids just hanging around doing nothing or being depressed.

Find your truth and maybe down the road you can give to others. Just do you.

>>726058271
Thanks!

This is now feel-chan

>>726057636
>You seem pretty fucking upset over your opinions of a stranger on the internet, guy. You have something you need to vent, there?
Haha that post did come across super angry, didn't it?
I guess I get annoyed with self defeating people, because I have this retarded need to try to solve other people's problems.

You're right, anon. It was too harsh.

>>726057845
Thanks man, but I'm fine.

>>726057755
>worry a little he's the company owner, and I'm not an only child
Ooohhhh.. Well then, I guess try to find a way to stick out as the best child? Lol

Good luck, bromigo.

Just try to be happy.

>>726058726
>Thanks man, but I'm fine.
Well then fuck off, nigger!

Just kidding. I just felt rejected so I lashed out at you, son.

>>726049859
WTF. Doing mostly the same and get a lot of money with it. Just change the fucking job.

>>726058640
>I guess I get annoyed with self defeating people, because I have this retarded need to try to solve other people's problems.
Join the club. I've been on both ends of that. Neither is really fun. If people don't want help, you can't really push them to victory yourself.
Way I figure, I'll die having never changed, or I'll care enough to change eventually. Those are the only logical outcomes.
Only reason I'd prefer death is that my life and vision of the future in which I actually try (well, the most likely outcome of it) are such that absolute nothingness sounds better. I'm well aware that it's all in my head, and I know what I could do to change it. I just don't. No drive, no motivation, no self-discipline, and the most important, evidently not a strong enough desire.

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26, male, masc gaymer
>Bartender
>live at home
>Outside of work I really don't have much of a social life
>Work weekends
>sometimes have odd mood swings
>don't really date, kind of afraid to commit, plus not good at social interaction
>go to gym 3-4 times a week, for like an hour, do enough lifting to stay strong but not enough to get stronger
>Asian gay friend is gym buddy, tries to get me to fuck him constantly, I refuse
>said friend is also travel buddy, we go on fun trips every few months to drink and relax
>thinking of quitting current job (new boss is a cunt) and moving to Vegas to bartend, since mom is moving out at the end of the summer (fuck California)
>new co-worker is showing interest in me, he's actually genuinely sweet, find my self liking him a lot
>even when I'm having a bad mood day he always tries to cheer me up
>recently started hanging out with him outside of work
>go out to nice lunches, head back to my place and watch anime or game together
>found out he is a Virgin and has never even kissed a guy
>recently I was his first kiss
>made him blush
>enjoys being around me
>says he knows I'm leaving after the summer, but wants to still hang out with me until then
>leaving is going to suck now

I'm leaving no matter what, but it might be slightly harder now.
Also
>Asian gay friend is trying to convince me to stay since he's under the delusion we're a couple (dated for a few months but broke it off)

Meh.

>>726060370
Follow your heart, not your erection.
Just saying.

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>NEET
>Anxiety issues
>Literally no friends
>Obese
>Weeaboo
>Scared of life

>>726060696
That's the plan. I like this new guy, a lot, but if I stay here things will get more toxic for me than they already are.

I've become so apathetic at this dead end place that I sometimes forget where I am. I love bartending, but this place has sucked the fun out of it for me. Even if he brightens my day while I'm here, I'm afraid at some point I'll just become too jaded to brighten up. So I need to leave and strike out on my own.

25
Auditor. Good job. Very busy during the season no time for anything else. 7 days a weeks a few of the weeks sometimes pull all nighters. Im happy i love my job.
Single.

Right now at work because middle east.
Stayed up last night till about 6 watching teen dancing videos on mless. Not tired my sleep cycle is fucked

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26 and married

Wife's a babe but she's taken this new biologist gig that keeps her on call because she has time
sensitive tissue cultures or some shit

Sex life has taken a hit but at least getting some

Combined we make over $100k

Saving for a house

I sell beer for a living. Easiest job in the world. Plus all the beer I can drink

Play Battlefield with work buddies, and go out on weekends.

All in all pretty decent life. I need to work out more though.

> pic related. My beautiful bulldog children

>>726041528
i wake up and contemplate life, try to find something to do or watch, fail, always get fired from jobs, i quit searching, i am a NEET forever and always, get ssi because mental problems, life isnt grand, but it's not terrible, and i wouldnt know what to do with my money if i made 50k/y, i'd probably pay to see ppl fight to the death

26

Live in apartment with he of 5 years

Went to school but got shitty degree so now taking online classes for web dev

Working overtime at shitty job

Really really hate my job. I'm barely making what an intern makes right out of college and I've been here for several years.

My life is okay but work is making me feel dead inside. After graduation my esteem plumeted and now I fonally understand why people off themselves.

Gf loves me and is cute but I hate holding her back.

Wish I could just get a career job not even for the money though but for the sense of dignity and pride.

If I wasn't with my gf I'd rather be a neet though. No shame in that. Better than working this shitty job and feeling ashamed of myself everyday.

>>726062419

*gf

>>726062054

I feel ya brother. It's like progress just isn't a path in some of our lives.

>>726059267
Have you gone to therapy or tried medication?

If you don't have money, you can get state assistance for at least severe depression medication.

>>726060370
Sounds like you're having fun.

Try not to break that poor boys heart, anon.

>>726060826
Nothing to be scared about, friendo.

Go to gym and try to make small changes. Believe in yourself.

>>726061468
Sounds good. You must be making good money. Saving? Future plans?

>>726061577
Living a great life, Anon.

Love bulldogs. I have two miniature poodle faggots.

>>726050405
>Just do what makes you happy, get old hopefully, then die.
>That's it.
>No one will ever make a statue in your name, faggot.
Historic research has shown that most famous people had no idea they would be remembered for what they did. To them, they were just following a passion and enjoying what they did. Many "famous" people died broke. Someone took their work and promoted it after they died and profited from it. Mozart, Lovecraft, Jimi Hendrix and others were just doing their passion. Very few who planned to become famous got there.

>>726062054
Lol sounds good to me!

How about going on mini getaways or cheap vacations?

Fishing? Nothing outdoors?

>>726049972
>Gotta be a bit careful because some window girls are total scam artists and will try to upswell the fuck out of you and give terrible service. There are some real gems, though. I go usually twice every year, I have my regulars, and they treat me real good. Most of the girls there are hot as fuck, too. Legitimately look like models, or pornstars, or like the hottest chick you'd find in a club in Bulgaria on a Friday night. It's pretty cool sticking your dick in girls who look like that.
I've had so many bad experiences with eastern European girls, I've given up. I'll take a mid-west corn fed girl over any supermodel built vixen with an accent any day.

>>726062419
Hang in there, brother.

Just keep searching and putting your application out there, you never know what might come up!

Maybe start your own business at home?

23, university student
Hydro geo at good school
Hoping to get a masters but grades look pretty shit
Girlfriend is smart as fuck and in same program
Currently doing okay, but girlfriend is having some vagina issues and the doctors can't seem to shake it
Stating to believe it might be an STD and I'm worried I may have given her one without knowing it (girl I previously fucked said she was clean but I'm not sure about the validity of that, it was a short 2 month stint)
Pretty sure I'm clean too with no changes in health

Other than that dandy. GoT no job for the summer because profs won't get back to me for an undergrad thesis but I've emailed them multiple times and seen a few but reply with "send me a transcript and I'll get back to you".
Money not an issue because parents help subsidize university cost but feel like shit asking for money to eat. Never go out for fun as a result or drink, just coffee here and there.

>>726051963
>og on with your condescending douchery.
Will do. To me, "full stack" is just another douche label like Cloud and AI.

>>726063225
>To them, they were just following a passion and enjoying what they did
This.

Some people even get famous for mass murdering, killing and even eating people!

At least they loved what they were doing. Lol

But seriously, you're right. Do what you love.

>>726063396

Maybe. Can't hurt to try at this point. Wouldn't know where to start for a business though.

>>726063459
Also feel like I wasted my youth studying and not getting the grades I wanted which closed a lot of doors. Scared I'll end up doing nothing with my life or making shit money

>>726051449
>Do you. Fuck what people think.
>Life is too short to worry about other's perceptions or judgements of you.
One of my mentors said it best.

Never try to impress anyone that's not paying you.

>>726063459
Get yourself tested, nigger.

Maybe you have HPV and have it to her.

Males carry it, but we don't get symptoms, yet females can get cysts and cervical cancer from HPV.

Get tested and hope the best for ya, brochacho!

>>726041528
I'm working at the military, its been a year now.
I hoy enough money to buy my stuff but i plan on buying a house next year since paying the rent ia shit.
I'm practicing with my guitar quite a kit when i have the time, not playing as mucho games as before.
Also i have a cute brazilian waifu.
Ah ye, ye I'm 20.

>>726041528
So how was the marriage part? did you regret marrying

>>726063659
>Maybe. Can't hurt to try at this point. Wouldn't know where to start for a business though
Start with what you know!

Business rule #1.

Maybe you collected 12" figures, and you know a lot about the industry, kinda like that.

Go with what you know.

Maybe dragon dildos?

BAZINGA! LOL just kidding, bro.

55y/o geezerfag
spent 20 years building a company, sold it 2 years ago and now starting a new one - life is mostly about work now
married, 1 grown kid in uni
live well enough but not a richfag

>>726063703
>Scared I'll end up doing nothing with my life or making shit money
Fear is what holds you back.

Just find something that brings you Joy.

Money can't buy you happiness.

>>726063815
You're doing great, faggot!

Just be careful with those Brazilians.

They can crush you with their asses!!!

>>726063783

Pretty sure she has the HPV shot (leaf fag in Ontario) but I'll check it. She's kept saying don't bother to check and I've been tested even after being with this girl and tests came up negative.

Could've fucked up the results though. I'll check again though, thanks for the advice bro!

>>726053494
Why is being 5 ''11 stopping you?

>>726063984
I'm a few years behind. Board has decided to ride the Trump Train and grow it a bit more before selling it in a year or so.

>>726041528
I wish i could be a neet but i cant i live in venezuela if i dont work i die. Save me bros

>>726063854
>So how was the marriage part? did you regret marrying
No, I don't regret anything, because I can't change it. It's all an experience.

What I did wrong was leaving the good girl who spoiled me rotten, for the hot blonde who never really have a shit.

So... the lesson for me is the grass is a always greener etc etc, and don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you be used to!

I ran into that good girl 10 years later, bit she was already taken, but we talked about how great we would've been married.

That's life.

You make your choice and live with it, good or bad, just keeping moving forward, never look back, because you'll stop progressing.

>>726064342
Long fucking "startup" hours are tougher now than when I was in my 30s - I just wanna make cool shit that no one else is making though.

>>726041528
23
Engineer in the Philippines
Base pay is shit, but the commission pay is comfy.
Would also have a sideline work next month. Freelance contractor for a government school project.
Sex life is non-existent.
Overall, life is great

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>21 virgin
>Work at Texas Roadhouse
>Surrounded by hot bitches on the daily
>they're all retarded
>creep on them, thousands of pictures, pic related
>saving up to get a car, need to get license too
>play lots of videogames, ps4 cause I can't build a PC cause I don't make enough money to build one
>porn addict, but no STDs
>want to kill myself for no real reason

>>726041528
>roughly the same

>>726063984
>55y/o geezerfag
>spent 20 years building a company, sold it 2 years ago and now starting a new one - life is mostly about work now
>married, 1 grown kid in uni
>live well enough but not a richfag
Know a couple of folks like you, family members included.

Some people are just workhorses and love to work.

Good on you, brother.

I would never work pass 55-60

I'd rather shoot my brains out and retire

>>726064650
Start a thread and dump all pics

>>726041528
Stop shilling your shitty products and services

>>726064650
Post more /b/ro

>>726064376
>I wish i could be a neet but i cant i live in venezuela if i dont work i die. Save me bros
Bro, just steal a motorcycle and ride up to California!

You'll get welfare, free phone, medical care, food stamps, and sanctuary from immigration officials!

All are welcome! Alllll are weeelllcome!

(Just kidding. We're full!)

>>726049537
You in the allston area?

>>726064732
I actually am sort of lazy about everything except stuff I really want to do. The new company is just a way for me to make stuff I want.

>>726064622
>Sex life is non-existent
You're in the Philippines!

Can't find a guy young Pinay or ladyboy?

They'll throw themselves at you for having money, anon.

Remember, boipussy feels just like a girl's asshole.

>>726064989
Rude

>>726064650
Don't kill yourself.

Here's a tip to fuck all those hot girls:

Start selling them weed and cocaine.

Not even joking.

They will all fuck you for drugs.

You're contemplating suicide, might as well do something crazy.

Think of it like you're Breaking Bad.

>>726062783
Yep. Been to therapy basically all my life and I've been on a good chunk of meds from mood stabilizers to SSRIs, even an anti-psychotic. (Seroquel is FANTASTIC for sleep, might I say. And Adderall basically kept me in school as long as I was.)
It's basically down to I don't have a sleep schedule to actually take the meds at the same time every day, and I don't actually have a psychiatrist currently.

Any actual old fags who is making 80k a year and is happy recommend a young fag in early 20's a career prospect? I'm okay with IT and elctronics but abused adderall script earlier on in my late teens to the point where I dropped out of college, owe a couple grand in student loans, live with parents, dead end production jobs here and there, and anti-scial/introvert/manageable psychosis from drug abuse. I am substance free now and plan to stop drinking(although I don't even drink much) in total. I was thinking about a certificate from CISCO(CCNA), something in solar/wind industry or death. Advice for a younger you?

>non-experienced people need not respond; reality is different from imagination.

>>726065282
>Rude
Wasn't trying to be rude, I just don't want to encourage illegal immigration.

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>>726051604
>engaged today
>still on /b/

>>726043940
going to college is a waste

>>726065359
Lot's of people say sell drugs but selling drugs is not for everyone. You have to live with paranoia if you want to be successful.

>>726065497
Have you considered the good industry?

Open a food truck selling fish tacos, organic vegan burritos, and all natural juice blends to rich kids near University.

>>726065521
Its cool mang, my murican friends are trying to get me a visa but its taking forever

26
Barely make enough money to afford my rent and child support.
Have no talents, can't stand being around people, an afraid of driving due to spacing out so much.
Afraid of the future because I was raised and constantly put down and shown how worthless I was and how I was the cause of all the families problems.
I'm also overweight but it doesn't really matter. There is no point in trying to be attractive when I have career or future to share with anyone.

>>726065858
>Lot's of people say sell drugs but selling drugs is not for everyone. You have to live with paranoia if you want to be successful
That's true, but of you're suicidal, what are you afraid of anyway? Dying? Lol

26, not far from 27.

Work 55 hours a week at 21 an hour, manual labor but pays good and keeps me in shape. Tons of hobbies that all pay: photography, graphic design, motorcycle work. Would love to get a career in one of those but the respective industries in my state are dismal.

Own a house on a half acre, thousand square foot shop in the back. Too many damn cars and bikes to keep up with. All good for the most part.

Married for a year, pretty sure wife has grown to hate me. Try my best to keep things up but nothing seems to catch.

>>726065497
lesson from a geezfag
$$$ does NOT equal happiness, humans normalize pretty much any situation and focus on what could be better
$$$ CAN equal opportunity and freedom for a fulfilling life if treated as such

>>726065932
>ts cool mang, my murican friends are trying to get me a visa but its taking forever
Good luck, brother.

America really is great.

Wish you the best!

>>726065190
I do have the money, but because I look like a Pajeet. Flip girls think that I'm poor.

>>726064989
google darien gap

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>>726065359
I've never been that kinda guy, judst want to slip away quietly, you know? Besides if I got caught and sent to prison it'd be harder for me to off myself

>>726065963
Selling drugs is just like selling clothes on the street. It's a business. The depression will remain if you don't change your outlook and when you do change your outlook, paranoia will be there waiting for you.

>>726066075
>I do have the money, but because I look like a Pajeet. Flip girls think that I'm poor.
You have to start peacocking.

Basically, wear expensive clothes and be flashy, to show girls you got money.

Hopefully don't get shot.

I've seen Filipino shooting videos on LiveLeak. Be safe.

>>726064525
I agree on all points

>>726065870
No I have not. that's a good recommendation. Will consider as organic produce is not hard for me to get and freshly squeezed juice(machine in front of them and all) should be a premium where I'm from. Plus right by a couple universities where I'm at.

>>726066346
Shit, dude. Sounds like destiny is screaming at you right meow.

Get it done, bro!

Let us know how it goes.

>>726066021
Money is happiness to me. I do not plan on getting married and want to retire early overseas like the Philippines or Thailand. I really really enjoy farming and isolation for some reason... In order to fulfill that, I must be financial secured for life before making the move.

>>726041528
>Britton
fuck off

>>726066714
Haha I knew someone eventually would reply about that

>>726062783
Sorry about the delay, OP. Got distracted.
Replied here:
>>726065363

>>726066255
Thanks man.

>>726043940
Shiet mane. We're the same age.

Get out of being NEET asap nigga. Being a NEET sucks.

>22
>been in school for 2 years
>when I'm at school I only do school, I'm "that" kid who's always fucking around
>can't hold relationships for more than a month
>emotionally distant
>pick up older women and sloots at the club
>drive a "responsible dad mobile" because I totaled my Lexus 2 weeks ago driving like a cunt
>live with grandparents in rich white people neighborhood
>trying to get job at staples while I'm in school, doing contract work on side
>life is meh

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I would just go visit s.n,a,p,c,h.a,t,y(.)me to leak your ex-gfs nudes.

>>726066552
You also should research laws, for example you can't own land in Thailand or Philippines, unless you're a citizen or married to a citizen

Also, keep in mind you are dealing with countries with extradition treaties with China and no bill of rights or Constitution

I lived in China, Thailand and Philippines

It's not easy to transition to countries where you'll always be a foreigner expat, and citizens will ALWAYS have rights above yours.

Also, you can be deported for any reason, so even if you own an apartment or business there, you can be kicked out simply because you didn't pay off a local political enough, so you're out of there!

My advice is travel first and get to see what it's like there

I can tell you Thailand is great to visit, but it's hard to live there. Lot of poverty and crime unless you live near the cities, in which case is going to cost you the same as living in an American apartment

Trust me, I had the same idea as you, and lots of Westerners do, but the government's don't want expats owning land or farming without a business Visa

>>726067053
I read it, bro.

Just keep trying. Don't give up.

I'm getting sleepy now.

I'll pray to Jesus for you, amigo.

>>726067556
Damn it. Life ruined. I suppose I better start making 100k a year to retire in Hawaii then. Just want somewhere I can grow tropical fruits to eat in a permaculture set up without society interfering. Appreciate the tips. How was the Philippines/Thailand? Any hotties cling onto you for you know, sex when you're feeling it just because you were a westerner?

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>31
>Live with dad and brother, never left house, too broke
>Work as an IT guy for a car company, make shit money, 16/hr
>Work out maybe 2/week, eat ok, not great, but not terrible
>want gf, but no motivation to find one, due to living at home AT FUCKING 31
>making progress, gonna get hired from contract to direct soon, but that goalpost keeps getting pushed back
>Cant leave house, brother has no job, dad has no job, im the only breadwinner

I cant abandon them, they've always been there for me, but i want to be out on my own, im fucking 31 for christs sake....

>>726067556
>>726066552
Easiest way is actually South Korea if you have enough money. Just show that you have $232k and are willing to invest/set up a business and each renewal period just show them that you have a farm that turns a profit(fake the numbers if it isn't paying out). That will get you the fastest and easiest visa.

Or just marry someone, or get a job there for 5 years.

>>726068745
South Korea is in some hot waters with North Korea right now. I'll see how that pans out by retirement.

>>726067956
Hawaii is good. I went there this past holiday season, and I looked through the real estate ads, and found land fairly cheap; about $10,000 per acre lots in the big island, but the building permits and shit will be expensive.

You need to live in Hawaii for about 2 years to get residency, and a one bedroom apt is about $1500/month.

It's really expensive, and they have a serious homeless problem, because hippies go there thinking about retiring on the islands, but the cops close up all the beaches and arrest you for loitering.

It's a huge problem.

I recommend just buying a regular home in a nice area like I'm Honolulu, and you're looking at around $400k for a small 2 bedroom house to start.

Thailand is fucking awesome, but like China and Philippines, they eventually want you to leave, and not settle, unless you get a work visa and a job, then you can stay for more than 3 months.

Keep in mind, everyone has these same ideas we do, so they don't want too many immigrants or expats.

A guy I met who retired in Hawaii told me to look into moving to South America, specifically Costa Rica, but again, so many people moved there with money, so it's expensive like Hawaii now.

If I were you, I'd think about Denmark, Sweden or Switzerland, unless you hate the cold.

I think I'll eventually make my way down to Argentina.

For fun, maybe 2-3 weeks in Thailand or the Philippines, you'll get so much pussy it's crazy.

I still have several gf's I talk to on Kik that I fucked while I was over there.

Young. Young hot bitches with tight bodies.

They all want to marry American and GTFO of their poor situation.

>>726068645
>cant abandon them, they've always been there for me, but i want to be out on my own, im fucking 31 for christs sake....
Who cares how old you are?

Who else will take care of them if you leave?

What about building or buying a house next to them?

Also, a good woman will be happy with a man who is close to his parents.

Any woman who laughs at you for having a close connection to your family, is a trash whore whose father or uncle abused her, or she came from a shit family, so she doesn't know the bond of family.

Never forget that.

>>726042829
>Dead inside
>free tacos everynight
Choose one. Both not possible

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>>726069210
that makes me feel a bit better, thanks

>>726068848
THAAD will shoot down any North Korean missiles before they reach ground. Kim Jong Un is just a fat kid who likes to play dictator.

South Korea is more like northern japan in terms of agriculture. If you want to grow anything tropical you'd have to get a greenhouse. Otherwise the air is crisp, clean, cool nearly all year round, with just a slight jump in temperature in summer, and long white winters.

https://kidsfuninseoul.wordpress.com/nature-beauty/zoos-and-farms/anseong-farmland/

Check out the link, it's a really cool place

>>726068937
>Young. Young hot bitches with tight bodies.
That's the name of the game! I don't mind the cold, just always wondered what a year of warm tropical weather would be like. I knew Hawaii was expensive that's why I considered going to thailand or philippines to live like their kings lol. South America seems like a good option. Haven't considered it but I hope it's safe. The girls there definitely aren't as fine as the asians(I can't go down on dark girls, sorry). Switzerland and sweden seems to American for me but then again I need to go there to see for myself first.

>>726068745
South Korea is competitive as fuck.

It's a nice place to live, so A LOT of Chinese, Thai, Philippines and others try moving there, not counting Westerners.

It's one of the hardest places to get work visa and a job, because everyone wants to move there.

It's actually really nice, almost Japan tier clean and TONS of shopping and restaurants.

South Korea is the bee's knees in Asia right now. It's a happening place.

The girls are fucking gorgeous, with all that cheap plastic surgery, everyone looks like a model lol

>>726065282
Just a matter of time before we have snipers at the border. A few dead bodies rotting in the desert will keep people from crossing.

>>726069534
I'm glad, bro.

You're a good man for taking care of your parents.

I lived next to a hospice once in an apartment complex, and that shit is sad to see old people abandoned or waiting to die.

My grandparents all died in their homes with loved ones, like it should be, not alone with strangers.

>>726069696
The Chinese, Thai, Filipinos, Malaysians, Indonesians, Vietnamese, and all of those other 3rd world asians are seen as scum in South Korea, because they turn everything to shit where they move. Instead of integrating into society, they try to change society to fit their needs.

White and Black westerners have it much easier there than the southeast asians.

about to be 19
skipped out oncollege to move across country for girl I'd been dating online for a while
she leaves me after a month together irl
now stranded in southern Oregon until I can get enough money to move back home
at least the weather has been nice recently so I wanna die a little less

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>>726064267
feel like i am too big

>>726070034
Yup. You're right.

That's why they make it harder to get a work visa, because they don't want to get flooded with trash people.

When I left China in November, they were ethnically cleansing the Urhgur Muslims out of Xianshin

Chinks don't fuck around

They'll kill the fuck out of the "unwanted"

South Koreans do hire a lot of Philippines as maids, they call them Yaya

They basically turn them into slaves, take away their passports, they pretty much own them lol

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>>726070103
kek

I've heard so many stories like that, but never an online girl.

It's usually
>girl going to move to other state for school or family(if she's not willing to stay or move to you, than why go for her?)
>guy goes after girl
>girl hints he should leave
>guy doesn't take hint
>guy tries to stay and makes things more complicated than it should be
>girl finally cuts it off
>guy stranded in another state
>every one of his friends get to think about how fucking stupid he is

Sorry man, I just don't feel bad for you. Ya dun goofed.

>>726070103
That happened to me and most guys I know

It's because online it's like a perfect fantasy, but irl things aren't the same when reality kicks in.

It's an experience, bro.

I always wanted to visit Oregon, so think of it like a vacation.

Also, long distance relationships never work, brother.

Never.

No matter what anyone says.

>>726050773
Costa Rica's healthcare is very good and cheap. Also, the relaxing life there might help your mom

>>726070611
>Sorry man, I just don't feel bad for you. Ya dun goofed.
Well aren't you edgy?

Everyone done goofs at one point or another, nigger.

It's part of life.

So..As Nacho Libre would say, " Take it eaaaaasyyyyy."

>>726041528
I'm 20 and on probation, a felon with no differed and an Owi. Got my shit together after the Owi happy I got caught could've been worse. Wage slave and in college. Thinking of dropping ITNA and focusing on business degree to get more opportunities. Being able to smoke weed again is only real motivation I have anymore. Talking to a qt I met through tinder but no license till June and she goes to Uni an hour away and her parents live in Chicago.

All I want is to smoke weed and play games in my parents basement anymore. Weed and a female was the only thing that ever made me happy. Besides trippy stuff

>>726070611
I don't feel sorry for myself either. I knew it was a bad idea from the start I just had retarded false hope that it would work out. at least there is lots of pot and tinder sluts in ashland

>>726071062
how do you fuck up enough to get a felony at hat age...

>>726070757
Oregon Is bad. The outdoors in the real rural areas are amazing but that's about it. Theres homeless people everywhere and the cities are fucking nasty, especially Portland

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>>726070571
The Uyghur women are pretty dang QT. I have a problem with that.

The downfall of these smaller tribes of people is that they don't know how to maintain tradition whilst moving forward with society. Unfortunately for the Uyghur people if they can't see that their adopted religion came much after Christianity and Buddhism and that they need to change like their ancestors did, they are a doomed people.

Think about it. Their ancestors probably practiced the religion of the dynasty or their tribe for thousands of years, until a Muslim missionary converted them after the founding of Islam in the 7th century. Yet here we are in the 21st century and these people refuse to change for modern society. It's terribly ironic

I would bang an Uyghur girl though, most images came up with 11/10 QT's.

>>726041528
...whats your paxil dose m8?

>>726071219
my best friend got charged with a felony 2 days after his 18th bday. He got of insanely lucky with no jail time but hes on probation for 8yrs now.

>>726070103
>about to be 19
>skipped out oncollege to move across country for girl I'd been dating online for a while
>she leaves me after a month together irl
>now stranded in southern Oregon until I can get enough money to move back home
>at least the weather has been nice recently so I wanna die a little less
I picked up a girl that was on the street after spending a lot of money finding a local guy that kicked her to the street. We dated for the summer and she had enough money to go back home. Honestly, was glad to see her go. Fun but not a keeper.

>>726070571
>South Koreans do hire a lot of Philippines as maids, they call them Yaya
>They basically turn them into slaves, take away their passports, they pretty much own them lol
a lot of pimping happens that way. One guy I know was braging out this.

>>726071219
Threaten to send a girls nudes out and getting a judge who had a bad day. I was 18 when it happened. Sentenced at 19. I've had depression and anxiety forever. I think I have ptsd, I got diagnosed with stress induced Epilepsy. My mental problems are mostly straightened out besides seizures here n there.

>>726071578
Post said nudes now

>>726071247
>Oregon Is bad. The outdoors in the real rural areas are amazing but that's about it. Theres homeless people everywhere and the cities are fucking nasty, especially Portland
That's really sad to hear, anon. :(

>>726071326
>Think about it. Their ancestors probably practiced the religion of the dynasty or their tribe for thousands of years, until a Muslim missionary converted them after the founding of Islam in the 7th century. Yet here we are in the 21st century and these people refuse to change for modern society. It's terribly ironic
This is what's happening in the west. A handful of radicals refuse to change while the rest are changing. As usual, gunfire will take care of those who get in they way of human progress. Always been that way.

>>726071618
I can't. She was 16 I was 18. They were gone before warrant was served. How I got fucked was I either plead to Extortion or something involving me being a sex offender. Literally got fucked. Supposedly I destroyed her mentally and ruined her social life. Werth. Also made a Page in her name with all nudes cropped then added everyone from her list on Facebook which wasn't illegal.

>>726070103
damm bro that sucks, Im 18 and been dating a girl I met online for almost 2 years, we try to see each other every two months. Looking at moving in together but part of me wants to be single for a bit and go crazy and fuck loads. idk what do you guys think?

>>726071882
how old is the girl?

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>>726070922
kekekekekeke. I dun goofed a lot, just not in a situation that involves people other than myself. Whether it be getting stabbed because I don't know when to shut up, wrapping my car around a pole because I thought I was cool as fuck, to letting the only girl I care about go because I didn't think love was a cool emotion, or even going through and losing 3 jobs in a year. I didn't feel bad for myself, and I'm one of the biggest fuck up's here.
>>726071080
the weed gets boring after a while, and tinder sluts only get you so far. Go to portland and enjoy the hipster club scene up there. Are you going to save enough to fly back?
>>726071665
Yeah, it's sad yet at the same time refreshing. I live in the US, but a majority of my ancestors immigrated within the last 150 years(at the oldest). My mom is Danish and German, and my dad is Norwegian and Japanese yet not one culture really stuck with my family as we were American. I don't see how it's so hard for others to do.

>>726051604
Gg my dude. I hope to make the same post in May.

>>726071996
18 as well. Fuck loads when together although i lost my virginity to this girl.

>>726043825
Tips for aquiring said sugar mommas? I'm young 6'5/6 and currently skinny fat (I've lost 90 lbs in 18montha but my dumb ass didnt put on any muscle)but broad shoulders so I carry it well
Getting layed hasn't ever been an issue, even when I was a fat fuck.

>>726071819
You didn't need to tell us bro. Fuck. Nudes would have sufficed. Sucks tho. Hope you go through convincing her with the poop sack with all that mess.

>>726056847
Im also your friend m8

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>22
>just moved back to hometown after business dried up in California (was an apprentice mason)
>work 12 hr shifts in a shitty factory, make 11.50 an hr starting pay
>high school dropout, but went to college long enough to get a transfer degree. Got accepted into uni but then I couldn't go because my parents couldn't accept the burden of the loans
>defaulted on my community college loans, in debt
>wanna go back and do linguistics. I would do comp sci but my math skills are lacking from not paying attention in hs
>virtually no friends, the few I have don't live here or don't have time to hang out
>I'm so tired when I get off work that I don't feel like anything, tryin to write a book though
>paranoid of females after a psycho ex tried to get me in trouble with the cops for something I didn't do, every female I've ever been involved with is psycho or stops talking to me
>no car or license
>best friend and little brother committed suicide only a couple years back
>sister threw me out on street
>family is fucked up and all disowned each other including me, I have two little sisters I never see
>overall i feel stuck
>can't even smoke pot, my job drug tests
I'm not even depressed or suicidal. I don't know what I feel. It's all kind of numb, I guess. I'm not good at making friends in real life or the internet and all that interests me is the world I made up in my head.

>>726072004
>Are you going to save enough to fly back?
nah drove here from Tennessee and I'm driving back too. Gonna take like five days to do it this time instead of three and just really enjoy the places and nature. Yea weed gets boring really fast for me I'll smoke a lot for like a week then not smoke for months at a time, as for the tinder sluts, idc it's just to get my dicc wet for the time I'm here since there's no reason to find a relationship.

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>>726071882
Be single. I've been single for 4 years now, no relationships over a month.

Feels good when you can do what you want when you want. Feels bad when you do what you want when you want because you don't have someone else to do it with.

>>726072067
maybe worth to stay with her. depends on if you think shes worth or not

>>726072202
Just feels good to vent sometimes. Male feminist judge fucked me. I'd probably be more happy as a wage slave. IT shit is boring as fuck when you have to learn about it

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>>726072227
Suicide sucks man.

My workourt partner killed himself last year. I don't know why. I want to know because I feel it would bring closure, but at the same time I don't want to know as I want to remember him as he was.

I'll be your friend anon. You're a cool dude, you are going places. Just do your own thing and know there are always anons in this world looking out for you.

>>726072087
Honestly, if you go to the gym at least twice a week, heavy lifting, you'll get ripped.

When I was muscular, plus I'm good looking, you get a LOT of Milfs hit on you.

It's because their husbands let themselves go, so they crave that healthy, muscular or athletic body.

That's why you see older white women fucking black dudes who are ripped.

Tips?

If you get in shape, as tall as you are, just take protein shakes and at least twice a week heavy lifting, you'll have Milfs giving you their number.

I didn't even need to do anything, they just start flirting with you.

Just be confident, and flirt with them as if they are going girls.

Treat them like young girls, and they love that feeling like they're back in college.

It really doesn't take much tbqhwufam

Just wanted to post after lurking for the past few hours.
I want to thank everyone here, this has been the most positive thread I've seen in the past couple years.
Only 19 don't know shit about shit, thanks for sharing the wisdom oldfags.
Really opened my mind

>>726073027
any tips for short guys, im 5'8

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>>726073032
Good night anon. I would like to think that I've helped in some way, shape, or form.

Have a good life, hope to see you around /b/rother.

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>>726073032
OP here,

I was getting sleepy, but this thread went on longer than I expected.

Your post really makes me feel good to know some people appreciate these kinds of threads.

Just people being real about life.

Best luck to you, young anon.

Just remember to enjoy life and fuck what people think. Do what makes you happy.

Peeeaaaaaaaaace.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>726072572
She really is amazing and she seems to love me a lot. I love her too but sometimes I just think were too young.

>>726073191
>any tips for short guys, im 5'8
Nigger, I'm 5'9" and I dated women WAY taller than me.

Stop believing the memes, bro.

Want to know a secret?

Most tall girls are lonely, and never get asked out, because guys like you assume that won't be interested.

They want you to ask them out!

Trust me, height doesn't matter. Women just want to feel desired and appreciated.

Go for the hot tall ones! You'll be shocked how many say yes when you ask them out.

No joke, brother.

>>726073330
Thanks OP really enjoyed the thread :)

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>21, UKfag here
>Graduating university next year
>Supposed to be looking for internships, but haven't been bothering since I believe I'll fail, considering I'm competing with more charismatic normies, even though they're more idiotic than myself
>Haven't had a part-time job since November 2014
>Don't even bother applying anymore since I have been rejected 20 times since
>Feel like it's because I've grown more and more apathetic towards every aspect of life, especially since my ex fucked me over
>Two friends I made at university last year left; no friends now, don't go out
>Best friends live abroad
>Can't relate to most university students
>Quit the gym 4 months ago

Pretty much my major issue right now. I also probably have about £2000 to my name in total. Am I over-worrying or some shit? I feel as though because I'm not a charismatic, lively or REALLY outgoing person, I stand little chance.

>>726073778
just go hard at uni, then when you find a job make friends. You'll do well anon

>>726073778
>Am I over-worrying or some shit? I feel as though because I'm not a charismatic, lively or REALLY outgoing person, I stand little chance.
Yeah, you're pretty much stressing yourself out and over worrying.

Take it eaaaaasyyyyy.

You think most people have 2000 pounds or USD in their banks? Think again.

That's life, bro.

You're still young, but as you get older, you'll realize that shit never changes.

Money comes and goes.

Unexpected shit happens.

Plans don't always work out.

People come and go.

It's life, my man. The best thing you can do is learn to roll with the punches, laugh, and eat dessert first.

We're all flying on a rock in space.

Accept the chaos.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Everything will happen the way it's meant to happen, so just enjoy the ride, Brit bro.

>>726073778
take my advice with a grain of salt, i pretty young myself but,
You just need to keep trying
i look back a year or even two and i never thought the life i currently live was even achievable
dont quit
dont look back
fuck your ex
and if you fail just keep going
go to your student help office and fix up that resume and brush up on your interviewing skills
You got it faggot

>>726072227
you dont need math for cs. just write code and keep doing it. lol

>>726074138
are u op? can we be friends? i read this entire thread and i fucking love you

>>726073605
there's a few stuck up tall bitches tho. Let those ho's be ho's.

>>726072756
I guess it's the same for me. You get numb to it after a while, though. For me I couldn't ever truly accept it and I still can't. Like, I know he's gone but the gravity of it never sank in, like my mind blocked it off. Not that I didn't cry a shit load. I did, but not for a few months after.

And I'd like to think that but it gets rough trying to keep my head up sometimes. It feels like i'm fighting a tide that keeps getting higher and higher. And I'd love to be real friends with anyone, but the problem is getting attached, which not many are willing to do.

>>726074014
>>726074138
>>726074372
Thanks for the advice guys, it means a lot and I'll take it. Made my morning.

>>726041528
>KPop

can't imagine how people would even like that trash because only gross poorfags love it here and make it look bad

>38 lawyerfag
>Working in house at a major tech company
>Waifu is southeast Asian who pretty much stopped wanting sex after we got married
>Still love her though. We get along great
>Supplement sex life with high-end escorts and the occasional happy ending massage
>Waifu doesn't ask too many questions and I don't get emotionally involved with any other woman
>All my needs are met. Video games and trap shooting are my primary passions and very cheap.
>Live in a nice house in upper-class suburb. Dog, two luxury cars, 4k tvs, etc.
>Put down half in cash so mortgage is very low.
>So I have several hundred thousand dollars saved up in bank and investments.
>No idea what to do with it. Maybe I'll buy a nicer house or something.
>Whitepeopleproblems.jpg
>Can't complain. Life is good.

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>>726041528
>britton

bait. No real neckbeard virgin tendie gargler would fuck that up.

>>726041528
>41 yr old single Asian male
>live 1600 sq ft alone but have slutty male white friends, so white sluts available on request basically
>rent is $80 a month, 3 bed, 2 bath
>shitposting on /b/ a lot
>fried on addies, booze and weed atm, based off clean ice last weeknd
am i living the american life?

>31
>live with dad
>mom ded
>college degree but no job
>no money for food
>dad doesnt buy food just goes out to eat everyday for himself
>looked at job applications
>"3 vacation days a year"
>had a panic attack after reading that and said fuck this shit
>thinking of suicide everyday

prob my own fault for being a lazy bitch, but still, fuck that shit. also im starving everyday so id rather be asleep than feel starving

>>726075358
>prob my own fault for being a lazy bitch, but still, fuck that shit. also im starving everyday so id rather be asleep than feel starving
Your dad is probably doing that on purpose to motivate your hungry ass to get out and find a job.

I'd say you've overstayed your welcome, brother lol

Even if it's a shitty job, just get one

At least you'll have money to eat, plus you might meet new friends or lovers, maybe even find a better job

Just saying. It's time to fly, birdie.

>>726055552
Burn the coal pay the tole goes both ways anon.

>>726075691
i agree w you, but thats not a good way to motivate me

>>726076534
>i agree w you, but thats not a good way to motivate me
Ok. Put yourself in your dad's shoes and tell me how you would handle your son in this situation.

>>726057053
Help your kids later in life.
Or never contact them. You sound like my father. I'd kill him given the chance

>>726041528
21 y/old NEET
Live with GF and roommate. 1 month late on rent
Roommate not happy
GF is sweet and caring
pretty hot
Kinda kinky
does cam shows to help us pay for rent
try streaming twitch when I can
gotten a few donations and common viewers
nothing crazy
No one will hire me
I have a hard time committing to jobs
never stay longer than 6 months or so
no schooling under my belt
Total, I'm probably 10k in debt w/ less than a dollar in my bank account
don't know how I'm going to make rent this month but hey, that's life and something usually happens just before inevitable doom
Otherwise I pretty much waste life by donating plasma when I can stand it and play videogames all day.

At least I have internet

>>726077294
Post pics of gf. Don't have to be lewd

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Why don't you browse to Snapchat (y) .me to share school's hottest girl's nudes.

>>726077294
>does cam shows to help us pay for rent
How can anyone tolerate their girlfriend doing shit like like this?
Have some self respect you pathetic cuckold.

28 years old
Good job, good salary
Nice apartment, living alone
No friends
Drinking every day
Not very ugly, but still virgin
Haven't had a gf or kissed for 6 years

>>726077953
She never does private shows and does a really good job of staying in her undies. Besides, when she finishes the stream she's all ready for me ;)

>>726077589
Sorry friend, not a fan of spreading pics of my loved ones on 4chan. Been on this site since I was 16. I've seen some shit I want to avoid.

>>726050367
When I was younger There was this neat spot in between two apartment complexes. Two 10 story with another roof in the middle of a 2 story shop.

There's a fire escape ladder that's a bit of a drag to get to, but once you do it's neat. You are hidden, and there are windows to the apartments but no one ever looks out of them since they just face the other building.
I would go up there and throw shit at cars driving by on the road, smoke, drink, sleep, sun bathe. Whatever. Also when I was younger there was a milf in one of the apartments who knew I would go up there and would sometimes talk to me and a few times showered with the curtains open.

To make a long story short I went up there this summer. Ended up whipping pennies and nickels at cars and people on the street. I'm in my mid 20's now. It was super fun.

>>726078405
>She never does private shows and does a really good job of staying in her undies.
wow I guess that makes it all OK then.

>>726047271
Yep
Youre gay

Wunna know why.. U randomly felt the obligation to say "no homo" like you just haaaaaaddd to make sure no body would be thinking that lol

>>726078906
Well, yeah? It does? Why is 4chan so obsessed with making everything into cuckolding? I guess I'm into cuckolding?

>>726079036
>I guess I'm into cuckolding?
Yes, yes you are my beta friend.

>>726041528
22
Ditching uni while I'm still on a student loan
Sleeping most of the time
If not sleeping then doing drugs
Starving cause i cant afford drugs otherwise

Very enjoyable. Would recommend

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>>726042410
>>726043426

Lol that's mostly me.

>33 yo wageslave
>make good money
parents alive but not much relations (cuz work hard)
mostly alone, sometimes hook ups but nothing intimate

>generally comfy weekends like that
>fully std free

>hate working full time, god i hate it hate it hate it
>wish i was more comfy like you

I am saving up as much money as I can, so that I can retire in 5 or 10 years (at most).
I plan to an hero finally, until then I'll eat up savings.

pic unrelated.

>>726079176
Are you actually happy tho? Cause thats all the matters in the end

>22
>work night shift at factory
>saving up to move out of sisters
>weekends spent getting fat and playing overwatch
>I need more friends

>>726079278
No, i am idle.
Have a gf to whom I'm not really attracted to(anymore) but kinda don't want to break up yet. Think it might be the reason I'm being frustrated as of lately

22 m
engineering undergrad, final semester
hoping for a master's program
living with parents
no friends
no gf
no social life
good grades though

>>726080572
Getting succ and friends is super easy unless you're ugly or/and super boring.

>>726080753
>unless you're ugly
Yep.

>>726080819
damn you're fucked anon

>>726041528
I fucked a thai ladyboi when I was 21 just got back from a deployment.

>>726080899
Funny story, I found out I have Vitiligo a couple months ago, on top of the general ugliness.
I plan on devoting myself to work.

>20 y.o
> no friends
> sitting home all day
>don't thinking about killing myself
>don't tryin' to change anything