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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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ATTENTION /B/

Read with caution and proceed if you're willing to.

I've practiced black magic and witchcraft for many years. My spells and summoning(s) has worked like a charm. My spells worked worked with humans, both good and bad. I've also summoned ghosts and demons, taunted people's lives, and used a ouija board/created voodoo dolls.

I've predicted the following:

WHOEVER'S post number ENDS with "77" WILL get good-luck for 25 years, this includes: wealth, attractive girlfriend, and whatever you desire.

WHOEVER's post ENDS with "66" AND "99" WILL get bad-luck for 25 years. This can be fatal and lead to death.

I've tried this method many times and it worked. I'm here for you guys, your future can change here.

As you're posting you're willing to take the consequences, if any.

Goodluck /b/ See you soon.
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66 get!
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>>726037099
That's an odd looking jew logo.
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Rerolling! Lucky i don't believe in this shit
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I need some fucking luck
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Well let's roll
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>>726037688
hey at least you got hitler's approval
also roll
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>>726037099
hail satan
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>>726037099
OP gets bad luck?
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>>726037099
This is retarded
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roliono
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what's the worst that could happen. rollerino
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Kill me OP. Please. Roll.
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Will convert to Satanism if 77.
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>>726037099
shut up nigger. enjoy your bad luck cunt
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66 get
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>>726037099
So when are you going to die?
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Death to Jews.
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>>726037099
Bring me big dick. BIG DICK

BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
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>>726039366
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>>726037099
>Bring me big dick. BIG DICK
>BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
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>>726039366
death to u nigga
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>>726039366
Guess you're dyin' in 25 years. See ya in hell!
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>>726037099
pls i want to cuddle with faith. Shes a qt asian
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>>726037099
If I die, I'm taking you down with me.
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>>726037099
Good luck...

Get
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Tremere never fails me.
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>>726037099
Rip in peace sweet prince
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>>726038877
Congrats man! Enjoy it!!!
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May Kek help me on this one
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Bring me luck!!
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Sure
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>>726041076
Fuck!
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Rolling for Tremere
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>>726041076
Dqmn
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>>726037099
>tfw OP dies
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Luck!
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>>726041132
Re rolling
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What do I have to get to fucking die on spot?
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Gay is wrong
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>>726041222
Trips. Oh fu..
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wank
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All or nothing roll!
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And again
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Tremere rolls with me
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reroll
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>>726040290
roll againq
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rollin again
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>>726041222
Trips
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>>726037099
do I have to get both, or did you mean 66 OR 99?
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asdf
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lucky 7s pl0x
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No.
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Alan
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check'd
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Rol
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why am i doing this
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Alan 2
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I bet the jews did this
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Alan 3
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fdsa
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Alan 4
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hail Satan
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Alan no more
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69
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give me dubs or give me death
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Luck intensifies.
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Alan sux dix
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>>726042000
also lol
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66 get??
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>>726041959
Looks like you're dead, dude
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>>726037099
77 get pls
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>>726037099
Sorry for your bad luck, OP. Rollin'.
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>>726042429
No me
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smang dat devil ass, i am god faggots
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rollerino i could use some good luck
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>>726042485
Yeah noticed that right away. Lol.
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77's coming in hard
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one away last time lets do it again
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>>726042576
Good try dude
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Rollin
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Wait if OP is having bad luck doesn't that mean it won't work???
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>>726037099
will my mother die in her sleep tonight as well?
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this some fake shit
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letsssss do it again
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dickbutt
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>>726042771
Lol you're okay if you posted in the thread
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777 get infinite luck
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We all die no matter what, so ill give it a shot, 7 dubs gettt
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>>726037099
kek
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getgdtagain
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Felix felecis ACTIVATE!
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roll for 777
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>>726037099
kill yourself. Magic doesn't real
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>>726037099
praise kek
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Pls
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>>726037099
meh
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>>726042702
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c'mon arbitrary number of years of good luck
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>>726042959
we know fag, we know
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>>726042988
Looks like ur fucked lmao
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>>726042988
kek
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Wait, you've tried it many times!? How old the hell are you Satan!?
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>>726043020
best of luck /b/rother
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>>726037099
I'm up for this.
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get em
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>>726043120
Re roll!
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forty-two.
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>>726037099
This is bait
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77 get need qt gf + a billion dollars
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>>726043176
AGAIN? I GET 76 AGAIN???
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Roll roll roll
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Rolllll
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Post roll kek
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please, for the greater good.
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>>726039366
Damn, that's real black magic there. I'm legit freaked out now. Rolling.
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>>726037099
fuck it, I'll roll for giggles.
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Fuck it, right?
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REEEEEEROOOOOOLLLLLL
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>>726037099
Fucking come at me!
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meh
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>>726043245
re-roll
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Too bad your dark arts can't help you with your English skills
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>>726037099
cool.
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Last try then I fuck off
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this is impossible and you're not a warlock
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>>726043266
have fun mate.
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>>726037099
Bless me with 77, Kek. Shadilay!
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Why not?
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>>726043266
feelsbadman
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un
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77 get
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>>726043400
too bad nothing happens with 00
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>>726043400
Well at least you dub'd again?
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Rerollin does this work
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>>726037099
Rolling for bad luck.
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>>726043466
welp
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>>726037099
Hook me up devil fam
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77 get plz
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>>726043466
Too bad you got shit dubs
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>>726043266
Check em and pls kill me
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im never lucky
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>>726037099
>Your post ends in 99
Tell me my fate
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>>726043597
well, you could always walk in the middle of a highway.
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satan if you're real give a nigga 66
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77 get
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>>726043707
Please give me a 77 jesus
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Let it be me one time.
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>>726043699
Checked for bad luck, whatever that is.

Anywho, I'm out guys, have fun.
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>>726043699
may satan bring you death /b/ro
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>>726037099
I accept death with open arms
But before i die check my 5
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77 god plz
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Gimme a 77 scientology god
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Come on 66
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>>726037099rollerno may the force of memery favor me
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88 get cause it's lesbians cuz u get 8 twice
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>>726043899
Rip KoG
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>>726043870
one more time rolling
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bless me
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77 plz Mr hanky the Christmas poo
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>>726044093
Rerollereno
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>>726037099
Hoping for 77 but probably a 99.
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Test my luck again
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3rd time the charm?
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god
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dicky fucking moe
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Two more tries
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again
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Please 77 get
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creamed
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77 get niggers
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let's roll for this retarded thing
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>>726043888
Reroll
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>>726044234
Reroll gashdummit
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rell
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niggers
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god killd himself
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>>726043899
Welp time to kill myself
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>>726037099
his spell backfired
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77 get and I'll cream pie your mothers
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REEEEEEEEEEEE
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multi roll bby
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Hera wee go
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self
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>>726044654
Haha lol ur right it dis that's why op isn't posting he instantly died
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>>726044544
Fuck dubbed now I gotta go agen lelt
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here we gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>726044754
>>726044654
i got a combo bebs
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>>726044901
BIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDID
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It wont work, he's already dead.
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77 get so my coworker dies he's fucking stupid and annoying
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im dead inside
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uncertain
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Kill all niggers
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77 get
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Fuck u 77 get
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Final roll for me tonight.
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66 get hehehe
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Fuck u 77 get niggers should all die
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>>726045277
muthafucka

sleep well bitch
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>>726045277
Fuck u
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I can't roll 77 and now I'm pissed
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>>726045277
WINRAR
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Again!!
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I need it right now
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Lol roll
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>>726045669
Fuck my life
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>>726037099
>My spells and summoning(s) has worked like a charm
That was a terrible pun, whether intended or not. Apologize Anon, this cannot stand.
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>>726045477
>>726045277
Woah
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Hope I die soon.
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>>726037099
gas niggers
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>>726045988
I hope you do too
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>>726045277
>inb4 nothing happens
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Hopefully its painless
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>>726045643
Raghhh! Again!!
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>>726037099
rollin'
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I deserve bad luck
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need that 77
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1 more
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>>726037099
my luck can't get any worse
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One final roll
I am putting my luck into this
Please 77
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lol I got 40 years of good luck.
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>>726046649
Welp i'm a dead man
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>>726037099
aroooooo
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>>726046695
Proof is here
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Worth a shot I guess
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>>726046695
And here
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Well...
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Hopefully, I get it. lol
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>Practiced for years

Should have practiced your grammar rather then this bullshit.
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>>726037099
GO
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>>726037099
OP is already dead
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>>726047903
Reroll
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nuggies
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rollerino
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>>726037099
Roll
>>
77 get
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Suicide
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Reroll
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jJj
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Sure
>>
An another one
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Last roll
>>
Try get
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>>726037099
okie
>>
I could use some good luck
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77 won't happen
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Nigger me up santa
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>>726037099
rollin
>>
Give me 77
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last roll
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please kill me
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>>726048600
No 77
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Instead you could have a look at s,n.a.p.c.h.a.t,y(.)me to share local sluts nudes.
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He enters the room
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>>726048665
Trying to scare me
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>>726048723
Fuck you
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Anq
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Fuckity skiddlypop
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oh boy
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go for 66
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>>726049077
well i can live with that
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i want to have a korean wife that is pretty and loves me :D
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>>726037099
Okay I'll bite. Please bless me.
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>>726049077
Nice
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heres to hoping my dick just hasnt grown out all the way yet
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>>726037099
roll
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>>726049297
damn that was close
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>>726037099
It doesn't matter what i get my life has always been bad luck... but i hope the two people who got 77's are ok.
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>>726049297
it has

you got what you got

learn to work with it
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>>726037099
So it's a win win lmao
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>>726037099
its sort of ironic that you got 99
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>>726037099
Roll
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>>726037099
rolex
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This is bulla
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