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>this kid with downs got to hug a girl and go to prom >i'm

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>this kid with downs got to hug a girl and go to prom
>i'm 26 years old and have never hugged a girl

wtf it hurts so fucking bad. i can't fucking stop crying. am i really that awful?
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>>726019623

get a dog, a fat one and hug that instead
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>Implying she's not just doing that shit to make herself seem like "such a good person"
Why else would she be filming it? This kid is a pawn in her ploy to make her followers think "aww she's so sweet going to prom with that creep"

Trust me, you DON'T want to be in that kid's place
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Proof??
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>>726019623
This just pisses me off.

Her actions is nothing but pity in an attempt to make herself seem like a greater person.
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Yes and it sounds like you're a white boy LoL
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>>726019623
You might be. It's hard to say.
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>>726019952
This

She is a narcissistic bitch on the inside
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>>726019623


The Downy had the balls to try.

I bet you are better looking than me.

What do you look like.

Post a pic of you or someone that looks like you.

I will be able to tell you where you can hook up with a chick and how to do it.


Look, I'm a 3 /10 dude. I'm married to a fucking fine chick.

Been married twice.

First wife looked like a cross between Brooke Shields and kirsty alley in her prime.

My wife now pretty much looks like a thinner Kelly Osborne.

So if you want a woman . Do what I say.
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Good for her. Most gurls would be afraid to get tard all over them. Willing to bet he put his YUGE tard dongger in her and now she is hooked
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>>726019623
dude gonna get cucked so hard
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>>726019623

That's because you're a fat and ugly cunt!
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>>726019623
Your 26 and never hugged a girl?
I really hope your joking because otherwise your a level of pathetic I could never even hope to be.
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>>726019623
Nonsense! You've hugged your mother at some point in your life.
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>>726019623
Go to a bar and pick up a girl. Go with a wingman too, and buy the girl drinks. Feel it out if she's just using you for free drinks. If not, get her drunk and bring her home. Preferably her home. That way you can keep getting her drunk, fuck her, cum inside her and get her pregnant and she'll pass out and you can go home Scot free. Then she'll raise your child who will grow up to be a whiny little 26 year old piece of shit just like the father.
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This whole video is fucking bullshit. If girls just wanna be kind and she gets recorded. Shes a fucking gold digger and a attention whore. Of course she gets hugged by the downie. Because shes a fucking retard. All girls just want attention. FUCK WOMEN ILL RAPE THAT GIRL
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>>726019623
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>>726019952
>>726020373
yep pretty much
This is why people hate women.
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>>726019952
>>726020162
>>726020373
>>726020595
he still got to hug her, that's more than i'll ever get
>>726020602
yes i am fucking 26 and never hugged a girl
>>726020037
it's in the video that she hugs him. proof of what?
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>>726019623
Surprised he didn't snap her neck when he hugged her then went straight on through the canteen wall on his victory lap.
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>>726019952
4chan, where the ugly truth is being displayed for everyone to see, making the normal people butt hurt and the anon's laugh
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>>726020602
why would you want to be any level of pathetic?
also
>your
>your

YOU'RE comment is retarded.
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>>726019623
You probably smell like a shit heap, OP.
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>>726019623
Honest truth: you only have yourself to blame

Softer truth: Pity hugs aren't much better than one from your auntie with the hairy mole on her neck, and who smells like mothballs. Unless you're too dumb to know the difference. Like that kid.
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>>726019623
I wonder if he did that after he fucked her.
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>>726019623
Catch the downs.
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>>726019952
>>726020162
>>726020373
Totally this. Attention whore - Charity Mode
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>>726019623
imagine how sad the potato was when he found out she wasnt interested in actually being his girlfriend
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>>726021237
he was psyched just to get catfish and a hug and to go to prom t b h
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>>726021237
>>726021351
Well, who knows. I learned in 4chan that some people like to fuck downs and retards. But this looks like a attention whore masterclass
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>>i'm 26 years old and have never hugged a girl

You should try it, it's awesome.
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>i'm 26 years old and have never hugged a girl

How is that even fucking possible
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>>726019623
What's wrong with you, OP? Are you a fat fuck? What's stopping you?
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>>726021865
i don't fucking know, it hurts so fucking bad
>>726021709
how? no one wants to hug me ;-;
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>>726020464
>The Downy had the balls to try.
Try what?
Seems to me like SHE asked HIM, and all he did was say "Yeah" and perform a downy dance
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>>726022014
exactly
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>>726019623
its ok to be gay
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>>726019623
>i'm 26 years old and have never hugged a girl
Pretty pathetic OP. Here are some marching orders:

Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them. Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark
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>>726019623
god that fucking sucks, girls were such fucking bitches when I was in school, fuck my life, I wish I was dead
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>>726021982
>it hurts so fucking bad
>no one wants to hug me ;-;
Shit like that sure isn't helping your case
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>>726021982
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>>726021982
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Have to say though, the people in that room seem like decent folks

Even when the retard runs from one end of the room to the other sprinkling spaghetti on everyone, all the people seem cool and even supportive
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>>726019623
if you think its anything but pity you probably also have downs
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>>726023113
i don't care that it's pity, it's still more than I'll ever have. i'll never get to hug a girl
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Look, dumbass. The fact that you're yearning for "just a simple hug" from a girl is your problem. You're seeking recompense for the attention you didn't properly get form your mother, that you should have gotten as a child.
The sooner you come to the realization that you never needed it in the first place, the better you will feel about yourself, and that's where the healing begins. You need to stop needing girls, and find a way to cope with who you are, and the fact that you're never going to be a George Clooney, or a Channing Tatum. Ugly does NOT. MATTER. Short does NOT MATTER. Obese kind of matters, nobody wants to date a fat fucking slob who doesn't take care of himself, but that can be remedied by Whole30 or Atkins, and being moderately active during the day.
Quit fucking putting girls on a pedestal high above you, and you will stop believing you're not worth their time and attention.
They are just girls. They're not Gods. They're curvy, pretty men without dicks.
Tits aren't some holy, forbidden private parts made to worship. They're just bags of fat that are fun to play with.
Girls can SMELL insecurity like it's second nature to them. And that is the biggest fucking turn off imaginable. Not a small dick. Not a pimply face. Insecurity, and lack of belief in yourself.
You don't need a fucking huge cock, or a six pack. Personality, Confidence and Success gets you the girl. Not being needy, gets you the girl. Not making yourself 100% available at all times gets you the girl. Sure, there's some shallow bitches out there that are looking for big dicks, six packs and money. But those are unavailable to you for now, unless you were bestowed with those gifts. Besides those bitches get STD's, and turn fat when they're 30 anyway. If you can fuck one, more power to you, but you don't want to date one anyway, because you will get cucked by a guy with better shit than you.
Man the fuck up, OP. There's 7 billion pussies, 14 billion tits. And you just want to hug one?
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>>726019623
only 26? noob tier.

i'm 36 and i really dont give a damn.
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>>726019623
Did you ever hug your Mom OP? That's a girl right there!
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>>726019623
Man, you must be some kind of hideous fucking troglodyte.
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>>726019623
this is the most disgusting form of attention whoring. I will never believe that any of these people who take a potato to prom is genuinely altruistic.
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Mfw I saw the tard wrangler pull the fork out his hand before he lost his shit, to stop him from killing her.
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>>726021228

Still the kid gets to go to prom with a girl, if that is truly the reason why she did it then that just means everyone wins.
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>>726023255
good post man
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>>726019623
Okay OP, I'll give you some advice, and hopefully change your mindset on this forever.

Look online, find a hooker you like the look of, decide exactly what you want out of the meeting - sounds like you want the hug and female attention more than fucking or anything - ask her to do exactly that, make sure she's cool with that and pay her what she asks.

Clean yourself the fuck up before the meeting (you don't have to be Adonis, just brush your teeth, shave, and dress like you're not a hobo) and don't try too hard.

You will, without a doubt, have a far more genuine and affectionate meeting than this person and her popularity tool.

There is exactly one reason the girl in this vid did this, and that is to make HERSELF look and feel better.

Do you think she cares about that potato? Fuck. No. He is a means to an end.

Keep this in your mind whenever you interact with a woman. Whatever she does, however she does it, is for HER benefit.

Hookers are the most honest women you'll ever meet.
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>>726023255
This. Grade A fuckin post m8
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>>726023593

>plastic fork
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>>726019623
>>>726019623
>>i'm 26 years old and have never hugged a girl
>Pretty pathetic OP. Here are some marching orders:
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>Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them. Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark

This guy needs to be a motivational speaker
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Fucking tard's getting more pussy than me.
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>>726023255
Pretty sure there's less than 7 billion pussies at the moment.

But still, this anon got a point.
I was insecure about myself until 16-17 years old.
Somehow realised that confidence, sense of humour is more important than six packs and pretty face.
A man should look just a bit better than a monkey and he'd be fine.
Don't forget hygiene. Don't be a gym monster, go for a jog sometimes.
Start talking to girls, start going out.
There will be shitty and awkward situations but thats how you'll learn.
What's the worst that could happen? You're 26 years old and you want to hug a girl like I want to fuck Megan Fox. Dude, do something.
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>>726023255
i think i'm gonna save this somewhere. thanks dude you're awessome
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Probably not. Your awfulness is likely all in your head but since you're so depressed you won't believe me, then yeah, you are that awful.
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>>726019623
Did he died after victory lap?
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>>726020464
Fucking loser.
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>>726023255
There's like 7 billion total people bro. So probably 3.5-4 billion women
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>>726019623
It could be worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbIZ1IuqCzU
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>>726021690
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
However if anyone likes fucking people with down syndrome, it'd be desperate guys fucking down syndrome girls.
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>>726023760
huh, this is kind of true if you think about it
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>>726019952
No. He had a date to prom. I went alone and was miserable. Fuck you. I want some pity.
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>>726019623
The whole thing is done out of pity and is a sick example of virtue signaling. There's literally no reason to record that other than to show others what a progressive and kind person she is. Also she's literally laughing at him in the webm.

Trust me, you don't want a girl to ask you out under disgusting circumstances like that.
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>>726019623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7OLfHDX48
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>>726025429
He included boipussies
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Its 100% a pity hug. You're bad, but not at pity hug level so at least you have that going for you
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>>726024436

Still someone felt the need to remove a plastic fork out of his hand.
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But wait
Isn't she retarded or something?
she looks like a retarded girl with some type of downie
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>>726030479
Totally this, the girl looks retarded too
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why did she call the donuts catfish?
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>>726019623
Pay a hooker and hug her all you want.
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Anon im gonna be brutally honest. Im 27 and ill be married next year. So heres some honest tips which are harsh but true.
1.go get some socail skills. They dont even have to be good. Just a little can get you pretty far.
2.find a woman similar to you e.g. interests and socail standing
3. Dont be a faggot. Seriously. Even if you are a fedore tipping faggtard. Just stop it. Become a different person. Ik thats not moral but morality never got anyone any pussy.
4. Create or make up some stories to tell. Idealy ones which make you out as a nice guy or a provider.
5. Just be fucking chill. Women are attracted to easy going men but not beta extreams.
6. Confidence. Its key. Man up. Victory or valhalla.

And last of all. You should proboably get off /b/ and find a hobby
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>>726019952
Exactly, I fucking hate watching that shit happen. It just makes me feel bad; however, it does benefit the ear-biter, and he won't really know. But it's still pretty cunty.

Would have been satisfying to see her get turned down though.
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>>726019952
Oh my god you salty mother fucker. All of you are such judgemental sour fucks. Oh a hot girl did a nice thing so she must be a whore. That kids reaction is why she probably did it. Fucking hell you all need toleave the house once in a while you fucking pathetic lonely spunkmonkeys
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>>726019623
girls can sense the difference between insecurities, desperation, creeping and any other general faggotry vs shyness, sensitivity but accepts that.
that retard doesnt feel inadequate, ehs probably a cool guy
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>>726022159
Not OP but I don't think reading books will do much in terms of making yourself interesting. I've never once had a good conversation with someone regarding books. I think most people just don't read or aren't that interested. A hobby or real life experience would be much better imo so you can actually tell entertaining stories. That's just my opinion tho
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>>726019623
she did it because she was sorry for him that all...
when you first gonna get you gonna feel proud that you achieve it without having down syndrom
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Today I got rejected by a girl who I dated a few times, she even went with me to the beach and hiking, I knew she was not into me and she wanted to play my beta ass for a bit, I took her to really cool places but tomorrow I was supposed to take her to a nice park next to my city, I was going to ask her out there but she suddenly said that she didn't want to go with me, in fact she didn't want to hang out with me anymore, I don't know what happened, I got buttowned without even ask her out...

She's not even cute or beautiful, she's average at best, dirty nails, shitty job, pizza faced with tons of pimples, I'm not Chad but damn... I'm also 26 by the way, I think I'll give up and hire a prostitute or something. Maybe an escort lady...
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>>726032899
i'm fucking 26. no fucking hug is ever fucking coming my way
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>>726033132
you need to start making friends try maybe at work and be friendly to your females worker
that how i get hugs from my work just being friendly and funny
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>>726032160
>Yfw that tard probably has more confidence and is less of a beta fedora fag nice guy than most of /b/
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>>726033331
>>726033333
fuck almost
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>>726019623
Good for fucking tyler. It looks like he can really appreciate the good times in his life amirite?
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>>726033132
You need to appreciate life more, like how Tyler does.
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>>726033132
fool have you ever even tried?
they dont just come your way.
watch that vid again btw, he actually starts the hug

>walk up to any friend you have
>genuinely express excitement to see them
>open arms
i fucking guarantee youll get a hug
this shit even works with dudes
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>>726019623
Go to a strip club and pay for a lap dance with a tip ($20 is plenty), the strippers always hug you before you leave, at least from my experience.
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>>726019623
the difference is that this was out of pity. you think that retard will ever put his dick in a pussy?
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>>726031788
stfu normie
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>>726034074
I sure hope so. I've seen much worse get puss than legit retards.
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>>726019623

Of course it isn't it simply doesn't process things like you or I. That being said I've never seen a carrot be alpha so why is a potato any more likely.
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>>726019623
I'm trying to figure out if you are a lost cause or if here is hope for you.

Let's see a pic
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>>726033827
kek me and a few of my friends alwaays run at each other and perform the most unapologetically gayest man-hug ever.
do it in front of any girl friend u have, they fucking love seeing that shit
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>>726034687
okay, my thread has been alive long enough.
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>>726019623
>have never hugged a girl
Anon it's time to end it
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>>726034903
yup. i know.
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>>726034896
Shave, stop looking so god damn miserable and wear some nice clothes. A lot of it is just how you present yourself. I've seen way worse looking guys get pussy
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>>726019623
Yes
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>>726034896
you really arent that bad /b/ro
you kinda just look like you dont like yourself
who wants to like or be a friend to someone who walks around looking and acting like they dont like themselves
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>>726019623
It's virtue signalling, she's never gonna fuck him.

Anyway, how are you hug less at the age of 26? I was fat and awkward most of my life but I still had cute female friends who i'd hugged (and a couple i kissed at parties as a teen).

if you're still fat as an adult, it's your fault. If you don't talk to girls, it's your fault. You're literally approaching your peak (girls 18-21 love guys in their late 20s). Make it happen, champ.
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>>726035106
So, do it tonight. Hug someone and end your non-huggington status.
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go hug a huge nigger dick you faggot little bitch
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>>726019623
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>>726019623
yeah you basically suck
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>>726031788
100% Agree most of the beta cucks on here are too fucking bitter and lonely to actually know what decency is
The kid is a fucking retard, holy shit. Just let him shine in the limelight for like the last few months of his high school life.
It feels good knowing you made someone lesser than you happy
It was either that or having the retarded kid feel like no one wanted him
Most of you can relate to that, since all you hating ass niggas only hating on Autistic Chad cause he got a prom date
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>>726036030
>It was either that or having the retarded kid feel like no one wanted him
hey yeah that's me, no prom and no hugs for me
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>>726019623
You should be worried about the fact you're crying at 26
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>>726019952
This.

https://youtu.be/nFyfAXGCRR8
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>>726035303
>>726035468
dude i'm fucking 26 and not ever hugged a girl. i fucking get the message.
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>>726036030
altruism isn't posting it on facebook, altriusm is simply doing it without need for recognition
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>>726036147
The only way to assure it's never going to happen is by bitching about it on 4chan and fucking moping around all the time. Just show some degree of confidence and socialize on some weekends, even if its with guys. The guys will probably have female friends who will hug you the night you meet them, it's easy as fuck to get a hug when you're saying goodbye as long as you're natural about it
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>>726019623
Well, make money, this is how the world works.
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>>726019623

Once you fully realize that American girls and women are basically 95% narcissistic whores, cunts and bitches that you would end up hating if you dated them, then you'll appreciate the face that you're not missing much.

If you want physical human contact and sex, just get hooker.

If you want companionship, make friends or get a dog.

Just don't expect to be in a happy relationship. That is becoming more of a myth than a reality for every guy as each year passes and women get worse and worse.
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>>726036326
But that's where you're wrong
The need to publicize her actions is what could potentially lead to more "4chan Autists" getting prom dates because it's something nice to do
Ya'll should be thanking this thot for showing the world how to make lonely fucks happy
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>>726019952
Honestly, this.
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>>726020830
>>726019623
you know getting a hug from a person is usually as easy as just asking "hey, can I get a hug?"
what sort of shitty country do you live in where physical contact isn't a normal thing?
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>>726021351
>>726031277
this is only weird to a minority of people here?
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>>726036030
>too fucking bitter and lonely to actually know what decency is
Hey come on now. I was defending the downs kid, even though I'm a 43yr old kissless virgin. It's not that we don't know what decency is, it's just that we can't remember.
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>>726022561
>posting the version with the fedora and YLYL banana face photoshopped in.
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>>726023255
Best post.
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Tards seem like genuinely good people.
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it is not that hard to find a girlfriend if you're willing to put effort into it.
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>>726019952
The term your looking for is "virtue signaling". If women had children before age 35 and/or didn't drink when they're pregnant down syndrome would be far less common. Thank libtard feminism for this.
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>>726019623

Anon, I have hugged and kissed plenty of women in my time anon. I have had 7 sexual partners so far. And I am pretty sure I feel just as empty inside as you do anon. I promise you that physical contact with a woman won't fill the imaginary void you feel that you have in your soul. In fact, being with a woman will only make it larger.
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>>726019623
as a guy who's hugged, kissed and fucked lots of girls and is now literally sitting here on /b/ while ignoring text messages on a saturday night, i can tell you that snuggling, cuddling and shoving your dick into a slimy hole is generally not worth the headaches of having a gf.
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>>726019623
Maybe because he's a nice kid and he has fucking mental retardation whereas you're just a lazy sack of shit and have no excuses when it comes to your failure. Take a shower and get a life.
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>>726019623
I fuckin hate retards
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>>726019623

Hey op, wanna skype and jerk off to porn together?
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>>726019623
It took me awhile anon to find happiness and love to.
Please feel better and keep fighting the good fight.
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>>726019623
motherfucking tyler durden
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>>726019623
FUCKING CHRIST LEARN A SKILL TO IMPRESS WEOEMEN, GET LAID, FUCK LIFT WEIGHTS, PAINT, PLAY PIANO OR SOME GAY SHIT, IF YOU LOOK DECENT YOULL GET SOMEWHERE
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i feel so fucking worthless.
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>>726020827
Most people don't hate them though. They've made it unthinkable to do that, no matter how bad they are.
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>>726037585
Eugenics now pls
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>>726037876
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>>726019623
if you're 26 its time to stop worrying about who's going to prom
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>>726023680
>if that is truly the reason why she did it then that just means everyone wins.
I'm thinking your complete lack of social and interpersonal awareness might be playing a part in you having never been hugged before.
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>>726038063
Hell I wouldve been in the same situation if I never played in a band, I lied, I pretended my life was more interesting than it really was, but the truth is I spend most of my time playing with my cats and watching anime, everyone is fake
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>>726036030
>to actually know what decency is
>"Quick everybody, look! Look at how decent I am! Oh nevermind, I'm recording it; so you can see how decent I am anytime you want!"
Sounds pretty solid.
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>>726019623
He was more excited for the donuts though.
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>>726037532
weird how true this avtually becomes with most girls.
alwaays changing the godamn channel when you leave the room
come home no dinner and shes just on thee fucking couch
not letting you give her the D
wanting the D too much
spending your money and getting pissed when you have a legitimate financial reason she cant have any
the bathroom
nagging becomes the only conversation topic
not liking your friends and throwing fits if you go hang out
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>>726026748

Faggot, I never went to prom. You want pity because you're butthurt about high school when you could be working towards acquiring resources that pay off when you're 30+?

Fuck you faggot. I hope your particular genetic lineage is wiped off the face of the earth.
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>>726032350

That's actually a pretty wise thing to say.

Too many people wait to be prompted into thought by books as opposed to analyzing their environment with thoroughness or detail.

And honestly, a gram of LSD is worth a library of books. You have increase visual modeling abilities during the duration and you get the incredible gift of noticing states of psyche as a temporal network of judgement.

You start a road onto metacognition and healthy growth.
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>>726038549

yep, i'm a real introvert at heart, so pretty much the only girls i date are total extroverts who are aggressive socially and are the ones who predicate the relationship. the problem is they're clingy and always wanna go out and hang out with their friends and that's exhausting af for me. when i say i need to stay home or do something without her, she always takes it as a personal slight against her. all the shit i've done for her that i didn't wanna do goes completely out the window. hopefully, one day i'll come across a nice introvert girl who understands my occasional need for space.
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>>726038125
i'm not worried about who is going to prom, it's about never hugging a girl.
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>>726019623
That kid cant tell the difference between a woman and a raccoon
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>>726039097
Seriously, go to a strip club, give a stripper a nice tip after a lap dance, she will hug you. Problem solved
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>>726038314
>cats and anime

there are lots of chicks who love that stuff. of course, right now they're sitting in their apartment, on their couch, snuggling a cat and watching anime.
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>>726019623
>Weapons-grade virtue signaling
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>>726039371
Chicks, when a guy likes it he's a beta pussy
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>>726019623

Come on stop your fucking drama, get a hooker and hug her
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>>726019952
ru guyz so fuckin evil that u cant belive a chick might actually b nice and wan to make a date wit this retard to give him a awesome memory to look back on for the rest of his pathic life? thats prob y they recorded it, so he can watch the video wit his fam yrs from now. i suppose wen u have a birthday party and ur fam and frens gather around to sing for u and they record it they r doin it for the attention? holy shit u bitter fucks make me sick. cut ur wrist plz
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>>726019863
He could even fuck it if he wants...
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>>726020747

Did Eggman grow hair?
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>>726019952
faq u man that downey is a mack.
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>>726019623
fucking harpy. i hope she get pregned with retarded twins
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>>726023255
underrated post
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>>726019952
Just about to comment that.OP also forgot to say that he's autistic
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>>726023255
Screencapped, very well said , Sir.
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>>726036310
how can white bois compete?
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>>726019952
i still want to fucking hug a girl before i fucking die
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>>726036758
Sweeping generalisation clearly skewed because the poster likely has had bad experiences with women. Half the problem is you attracting these kinds of women and then getting in relationships with them.
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A girl I had a serious boner for in high school told me about a year ago that she was waiting for me to ask the whole time. We had been friends all through school and she had picked up more than her fair share of creeps who just wanted to bang her. I was always doing mundane crap with her at her house or other places, even spent a night sleeping in the same bed with her when her dog got ran over, and never once grabbed at her, even when she felt willing and thought she was making the fact known. Just slow down and find women who you can be friends with. My friend is still there for me and when we're both single again we are going to have that night I always could have had, but didn't go after.
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