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Lets play a game /b/! Write the date of your birth (example:

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lets play a game /b/!

Write the date of your birth (example: May 4th) and I will tell you under what Tarot card you were born which in return describes your future.

Go on fags, you'll be surprised by the results.
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February 21
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March 12 1998
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>>725988205
eh im bored.
july 1st
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February, 17

rolling
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>>725988205
alright. march 13th
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>>725988205
May 8 1998
The Star is my tarot card
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March 27.

Do you want the year?
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Feb 21
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bored enough.
july 8
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>>725988205
march, 25, 2000
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Might as well, may 17th
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>>725988360

8 of Cups - Indolence, this is one of the worst cards IMO. A lot of suicidal people got born under this one.
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>>725988507
May 7 1998 here
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>>725988205
September 7th, 1994
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August 22nd
Last day of Leo
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April 25
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>>725988584
>this nigga
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December 16th
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>>725988205
April 24
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January, 14th
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July 3rd
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December 17
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Dec. 13
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>>725988205
9th July
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>>725988385
10 of Cups - Satiety. Usually a good card, but it can be bad since you can easily get bored of everything.
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July 17th
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>>725988414
2 of Cups - Love. Self explanatory really.
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July 20
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>>725988813
>>725988767
>>725988725
>>725988537
>>725988414
fucking july
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Oct 7
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>>725988205
October 18
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JANURARY 31ST
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>>725988909
weird, i didnt expect that, im a very individual person who doesnt really worry about love or other people's love, my own self-love usually covers it.

can i get august 2nd too? sister.
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>>725988465
7 of Swords - Futility. You are constantly waging battle with yourself (mostly on a mental level) but in the end even you know that everything is in vain.
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>>725988205
Ok, its...

7 June

Now tell what exacty say the pretty card.
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march 18, 2017
you think i was born yesterday?
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>>725988481
10 of Cups - Satiety.
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>>725989052
maybe that's that. you are love
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>>725989181
What does mean then? :S
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>>725988645
>>725988507
6 of Disks - Success. Only on financial level though.
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June 6th
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August 2nd
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>>725988510
8 of Swords - Interference. You are a very confused person with a restless mind.
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>>725989076
Fuck!
How do you know that
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May 1st
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>>725988205
july 30
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>>725989182
but im not, im more contentment. With animals i would say i am love, i cant feel anything but love for animals, even the "disgusting" ones.
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>>725988205
February, 22
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>>725989557

It applies to pretty much everyone though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect
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March 25th
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November 16
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>>725988919
>July 20
4 of Cups - Luxury. Although it sound good it actually represents possessive love and selfishness.
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February 1st
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January, 7th
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>>725988205
August 27
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>>725988205
october 20


thanks
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Eh, what the hell. September 28.
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>>725988948
3 of Swords - Sorrow. Constant melancholy and heartbreak. I have the same one so I speak from experience. Usually very kind people.
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17th of August
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>>725988205
July 2nd
Summer Kidz 4 Lyfe
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>>725988981
>October 18
4 of Swords - Truce. Well balanced and calm individual. Should pursue a carrier in law.
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>>725988205
Dec 12
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June 20 OP
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I love tarot cards

November 9
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>>725988205
may 10

bring it motherfucker do it do it
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nope
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2nd January
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>>725988205
try me
Jan 5th
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>>725988205
September 9th, and I have two lines on my palms which typically suggests having a guardian spirit.
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>>725990166
Dec 12 fag here as well. Would like to know
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>>725988813
4 of Cups - Luxury. Although it sound good it actually represents possessive love and selfishness.
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>>725988205
Ok OP, let's play your game, March 31
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November 29
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>>725989748
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February 28th
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December 8
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October 1st.
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>>725988654
>September 7
9 of Disks - Gain. Not in muscle though, but a financial gain. Good destiny card for business and carrier.
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July 10th
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Nov 7th
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>>725988205
August 2nd 1994
I don't usually believe in this kind of things but oh boi if i like em
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Aug 10
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>>725988205
August 3rd
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December 20th
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>>725988658
>August 22
7 of Wands - Valour. Fighting spirit and a lot of energy. Good leader.
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January 20th 1997
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>>725988671
>April 25
5 of Disks - Worry. Constant worry about finances and struggle to find a job.
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August 28th
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87 replies and my birthday still's not listed. Wtf?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
Anyway, May 16th
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>>725990552
I'm an English major with no interest in business. Kek. Well, at least it's positive. Maybe I'll do well in my career?
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>>725988698
>December 16
10 of Wands - Oppression. You like to put other people down and think that you are better than everyone else.
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February 28
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September 19
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>>725988205
Nov 12, 1988
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>>725988725
>July 3
3 of Cups - Abundance. Card of joy, friendship and love to some extend. Usually a very happy and friendly individual.
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December 20th
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>>725990997
ayy fam same bday.
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>>725990367
ayy lmao
what's up birthday brofag?
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February 7th
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>>725991040
thats my brothers birthday
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>>725991150
>>725991159
hive mind
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April 28th pls
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July 4
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>>725988767
you missed mine ;_;
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>>725988481
The birthday of my ex
>>725988510
Tenerife airport disaster
>>725988813
TWA Flight 800
>>725988981
Holy shit my boyfriend's birthday
>>725989937
My brother's birthday my fucking God
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>>725989369
>June 6
9 of Swords - Cruelty. As you can see a very bad card, constant depression and mental problems due to realizing how cruel the world around us really is.
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>>725988205
June 30
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May 15
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September 7
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>>725991423
Holy shit who in the holy blue fuck cares
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>>725991386
3 of Cups - Abundance. Card of joy, friendship and love to some extend. Usually a very happy and friendly individual.
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Rollin'
May 16th
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>>725991423
>The birthday of my ex
are you Vanessa?
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>>725988205
>>725988705
Can I get a reading, OP??
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>>725991423
No one fucking cares about people you know you normie bitch. And your boyfriend's cheating on you with a black man.
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>>725991561
do feb 28 plz
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July 13th
also Friday 13th
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>>725991423
Someone had the same date as some guy out of the 365 days? Not random luck at all. Get the fuck out faggit
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DECEMBER 31 im jesus
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>>725988205
February 27th.

Please give me good fortune
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>>725990524
>October 1
2 of Swords - Peace. Constant struggle to find and keep balance in life, but a generally pretty good card.
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>>725991423
Classic female, always telling people shit that literally no one but other females care about.
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25 may
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July 18th
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April 10
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>>725990522
>December 8
9 of Wands - Strength. Mostly mental, sometimes physical. Can be a very contradictory individual.
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>>725988205
February 28th
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>>725991723
Op pliss read mine
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october 20
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>>725991723
That's December 25th, queefnugget
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>>725991546
My birthday too, dude. He already did us. Scroll up. We got financial gain. WE'S GON BE RICH MO FUCKA.
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op pullin this shit out his ass, still good though
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>>725991622
5 of Disks - Worry. Constant worry about finances and struggle to find a job.
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>>725988537
now i'm too fucking curious to let mine slip by
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>>725991978
Agreed.
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November 17
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>>725991574
Can't you see i've already listed that
>>725990931
Holy shit people not understanding basic probability concepts
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>>725991946
Oh i don't read the bible
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>>725991723
That's December 25th you fucking moron
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>>725991998
I don't worry about money at all. Well then shit.
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>>725989046
Seconded!
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>>725991623
Good I hope he confesses soon so I can have a reason to leave already
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>>725991305
GIVE ME A FUCKING READING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>725992141
leave anyway, dont be a bitch
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>>725992098
Im the rencarnation of jesus
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>>725989046
>JANURARY 31
3 of Disks - Work. Self explanatory really, a card of work and progress made by working.
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>>725992098
you don't have to lmao
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>>725991867
Rolling
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>>725992135
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October 25th, thank you
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>>725990635
You do a reading for this already op?
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>>725991281
>April 28
8 of Disks - Worry.
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october 20
october 20
october 20
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>>725992345
3 dicks of faggotry-it means you'll be a faggot for the rest of your life
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>>725988205
November 30th
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nov 20th
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just for fun,haven't seen it yet, march 26th,thx
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>>725992224
I love him too much to ever leave him on my own, I can't do it. I'm just sick of the name calling, screaming, and freakouts every time I want to have a personal life like I have to spend every ounce of my free time with him otherwise he cries anxiety and flips his shit and I hate where my life is at
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>>725991305
3 of Cups - Abundance.
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May 21st
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>>725992461
BAITTTTTTTTTTTTT
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october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
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>>725988758
>>725988205

OP sorry to bitch but I think you missed mine!! Dec 13
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>>725991553
seriously.
Summer sure started early this year.
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>>725991862
Damn, to accurate
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>>725992274
Awwww :(
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December 31
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>>725988205
July 20th
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>>725992431
HEY. That's not fucking nice.
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Feb 28
Feb 28
>Feb 28
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>>725992442
3 of Cocks - Semen. You will die of AIDS.
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>>725992462
feb 28
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>>725992665
No shit sherlock
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>>725991574
>May 16
7 of Disks - Failure. The worst card regarding career and finances. Does not mean failure on other fields though.
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I'm sitting here thinking, Where's September 9th?
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>>725992461
You should fuck me so he leaves.
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>>725988205
October 24th
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May 3
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>>725992709
3 black cocks of doom-Your wife will cheat on you for a blackman
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>>725988205
December 31st
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>>725992461
sounds like a faggot, drop his ass and your life will instantly be so much better or just tell him straight up what a faggot he is
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>>725992726
Post face and I'll see tbh
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>>725992717
No, you're the fucking failure
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Oct 16 1999
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>>725988205
7/18/86

t.fbi
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OP, are you using the book: Numerology and the divine triangle? I've been meddling in this myself actually, and it certainly is very interesting. Book is a great resource taken with grain of salt.
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>>725991946
>>725992098
except it wasn't you retarded christian faggot's. Its been proven that Jesus was born sometime in late October. They didn't use a 12 month calendar 2000 years ago. Kill yourselves.
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>>725988205
NOVEMBER 14TH
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>>725992715
I prefer Murdock. He was a more competent detective.
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>>725992764
6 white cocks of failure-You'll die with a small dick
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>>725992800
checked
also true as fuck
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June 16th
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>>725988205
August 26
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>>725988205
may 3rd
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>>725992850
Kek. Where do you live, femanon?
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>>725992837
I'm too attached to willingly drop him. I won't willingly inflict that pain on myself. All of my boyfriends have left me before and I don't want to break the chain also
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Aug 27
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>>725992431
Yes!!! I'm in a state of euphoria! Thank you!
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october 20 october 20
october 20 october 20
october 20 october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
october 20
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>>725992461
OMG Poor you
Sounds like you get plenty sympathy from white knights on the interwebz
Do something and get out of the situation or quit bitching about it
LAST but not least TITS OR GTFO
In B4 B&
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according to these faggots i'm under the lovers/devil or something, not sure how tarot card readings work but i love how they were used thematically in jojo's and Persona
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May 13th
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>>725988205
February 24
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>>725992972
3 pizzas of succes-you'll live a wealthy and happy life
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>>725990428
>November 29
8 of Wands - Swiftness. Represents creativity, motion and constant changes. Also rashness, thoughtlessness and sometimes jealousy.
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November 27th
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>>725992999
Awesome near sexts, good trips
Anyway top fucking kek I'm a motherfuckin dude
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>>725993008
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>>725988205

November 20 (Joe Walsh also)
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>>725993059
same fag
these faggots:
http://www.tarotschool.com/Calculator.html
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>>725991637
>>725988205
OP respond
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June 27th
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>>725993137
Fucking shit.
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>>725993126
7 faggots of death-you'll never get a gf that loves you.You'll spend the rest of your days browsing this website
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>>725993147
I didn't ask that motherfucker. I'm fucking you. Where. Do. You. Live.
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>>725993398
Phew, for a moment i thought that was for me
Thank god
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>>725992442
>october 20
>>725992704
Actually, not far from truth. 7 of Cups - Debauch. Stands for pleasures of the flesh, delusion, desire, ecstasy. Can be a very bad card if not careful.
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November 5th
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Feb 28
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>>725991637
4 of >>725991713
losers-it means bad luck is coming you're way
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25-02
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October 22nd
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>>725993466
fuck that salty sea bass, he just gon' break your heart
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>>725993466
Nice Glenn Hetrick moon
I live in Lynchburg VA
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24th December
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>>725988205
february 12
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>>725988205
February 27
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August 2nd
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>>725992972
>August 26
8 of Disks - Prudence. Careful person, knowing it's way with words. Prefers to wait for a right moment when doing things.
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>>725993669
9 wizards-means you'll become a profesional gamer,but in exchange you'll give up you're social life
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>>725988205
>>725988205
Feb 28
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>>725988205
fuck it, May 19
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March 3rd
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>>725993869
Such is the price of a high score in Miss Packman.
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>>725992877

Truth hits hard don't it?
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>>725988205
April 21St boa.
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>>725993629
I know. But I love that fat motherfucker.
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>>725993659
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>>725988205
May 14th
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>>725993933
8 cups full of semen-means you'll be fapping a lot
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>>725994165
hey, that's pretty good!
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>>725991088
Friendly? I guess, happy? My life gives no reason to be unhappy but I'm empty regardless
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>>725993987
>March 3
9 of Cups- Happiness. What more can you ask for?
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May 25
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December 31
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>>725993607
See, I already knew that. I just like reading tarot cards while I'm bored and taking a shit.
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>>725988205
Today
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September 22
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5th april
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>>725993575
>November 5
6 of Cups - Nostalgia. A pretty good card, represents an individual who is still a child inside even when he grows up.
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gimme your best shot, december 2nd
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>>725991637
SOMEONE TELL ME MY FUCKING TAROT CARD ALREADY I'M ALMOST DONE TAKING MY SHIT AND I WANT TO BE SATISFIED
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13th of April 2000
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>>725994139
Cute doggo
You gonna come kidnap me now?
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Dec. 17
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>>725988205

Feb 28
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>>725991530
same
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>>725994578
3 of Wands - Virtue. Striving to accomplish your goals. You can sometimes be rude and intolerant of other peoples opinions.
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>>725988205
Agust 30th, 1996.
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>>725994637
July 13
4 of Cups - Luxury.
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>>725994504
>March 18
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>>725994714
I already have.
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March 24
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Oh Master of Tarots tell me my fortune
>jan 27
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>>725988205
Aug 31
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>>725990178
>June 20
10 of Swords - Ruin. The absolute WORST card, it represents exactly what it's name implies, mental ruin and breakdown, depression and overall helplessness.
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>>725993715
Do me Next I have to head out soon
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July 8th
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>>725988205

12th April 1998
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>>725995059
oooWWEEEEEOOOOOOOO
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>>725995230
ah shit rekt
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>>725988205
23rd November 1997
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>>725995172
5 of Swords - Defeat. You are different from the rest, and won't to change the world but in the end you just end up crushed under the weight of your own actions.
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>>725992999
Nigga post your damn face
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>>725988205
OP, today is my birthday. I would like my tarot read.
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Sep. 19th
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20 September
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>>725994684
Great Tarot Lord, please, do mine next.
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>>725988205
March 18th 1997.
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>>725995241
february 12
7 of Swords - Futility. Constant mind battles with oneself, only to realize it's all in vain.
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>>725995543
Oh tarot Lord, I beg of you to read my card next
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do August 2nd
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>>725995446
NO. WHY? NO. POST YOURS.
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>>725988205
Dec. 7th
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>>725988205
11th October
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>>725995473
>>725995625
March 18th
10 of Cups - Satiety. Generally a good card but sometimes you can feel overwhelmed which can lead to oversentmentality or inner emptiness.
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>>725988205
July 8th
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November 4th
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>>725995798
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>>725995906
3 of Swords - Sorrow. Represents sadness and disappointment. Understanding that sometimes you have to face up to a painful truth.
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July 9th.
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>>725995943
Thanks OP
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>>725996110
Holy shit. It's the legendary reincarnation of The Supreme Gentleman.
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>>725996249
Did you eat it?
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do december 20th op
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1st December.
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12'th of november
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>>725995600
Please, oh great Tarot Lord, tell me my fortune.
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Nov 1st
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>>725988205
May 3
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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