2 Years ago, my wife and I visited Egypt to explore some of the

Gay

>>725985031
Sage

fuck oh no

ok

>>725985031

bepis

Lol gay

>>725985031
gu

Is your wife ok now?

K

uh oh

Dumbass wife

>>725985031
>>Sage
Btw , i fucked your wife with a long smooth black rock

>>725985031
shiet :'(

Well fuck me

Why do people even post these

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Fuck outta here.

Also, sage.

Gay

I'm a robot!

Fuck

gg

>>725985031
That Sekhmet statue dates to roughly 1390 BC to 1077 BC, from the reign of Amenhotep III or after. Unlikely therefore that the rest of the tomb dates to c. 1780 BC.

>>725985031
skadoosh

>>725985031
This is an interesting post.

Trips says your wife is sad she's stuck with you

Yeet

>>725985031
no

>>725985031
ok

This is dumb

kapooooooooooooosh wiggle vedge

>>725985031
Faaaaaaaaaaak

>>725985031

Did she die?

garb

for fucksake

>>725985031
Faaaa

>>725985031
I am glad your wife is dead

>>725985031
Hope she died

Gtfo

>>725985031
omg

oh jesus fuck me postin' now.

>>725985031
Fucker

>>725985031
ffs

Is she still sick?

Thats p gay man

>>725985031
K.

>>725985031
I hope your mother died tonight faggot

fyck

>>725985031
op is a fucking nigger lover go figure.

>>725985031

that statue doesn't date back around 3,800 years


oh, and that's not your wife

Okie

Hurp

>>725985031
Oh no

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>>725985031

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what

>>725985031

>you must post in this thread or something terrible will happen to you.

Why would it? It wanted your wife, not us.

Slurp slurp, skeet skeet

eee

>>725985158
ok

>>725985031
Post her tits!

aw hell nah

>>725985031
.fag.

>>725985031
Dang

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If there's one thing I dont fuck with it's Egyptian curses.

czech em

>>725985031
is your wife a man? she sure looks like one.

Take it to /x/, leave out the faggotry, and you might get the attention you clearly seek.

>>725985031
I'd hit it.

A

im scared

>>725985031
I have divine protection from my lord Jesus Christ. I do not need to worry of this. Which is a little bit contradictory since I am posting here

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bananolui!

>>725985031
Must be radioactive stuff she brought in. end of story.

>>725985031
cancer

Nigger

>>725985031
Fake. But posting anyway.

anal

>>725985031
posting

>>725985031
also reported image for stealing historic shit. Your wife will be wanted for such a crime

Dfhhfd v

>>725985031
not taking any chances

>>725985031
Please no

>>725985753
nig

pls no

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>>725985031
fug

fucc

Pizza

>>725985031

futnk

im a fool

>>725985031
fuck not another reply to this meme.. we're doomed...........

A

>>725985031
plz don't curse me.

Alright

Migger

>>725985031
she fucking deserved it

Darn

your wife is retarded

Miggern

quads

thank yu 4 hads up bro.

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>>725985031

dsfadsfdkkkwkwmd

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>>725985031

T

>>725985031
kys

>>725985031
Can't mess with Egyptian magic.

ggggg

>>725985318

Faggot

Holy holy

>>725985031
i knew this but i kept reading.
nice b8 m8

>>sage

P

>>725
weird af

I like your thread

>>725985031
Fuxjjk you

>>725985031
No spookers plz

>Sage

>>725985031
Faggot i hate your guts i hope this curse backfires on you

>>725985031
Did she get dead?

theres nothing white people are more scared of than curses

K...

>>725985031
Sage

2 spooky

>>725985031
My name jeff

>>725985031
fug

>>725985031
not risking it lmao

Yikes

Gay

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ok

>>725985031

gay

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Ok

I know this is bullshit, and I really don't want to post in this thread just because he told me to, and I'm not scared I'm cursed, but I just really really wanna call you a faggot.

plz no

Fuck you

>implying something terrible doesn't happen on the daily

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>>725985031

Fake and gay

>>725985031
I've heard of shit like this happening when people steal pieces of Hawaii, haven't really researched it tho.

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yes

Well you dint fuck with Egypt

>>725985031
OP is a faggot and sucks nigger dick

J

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>>725985031

new movie the mummy

>>725985031
you fucker

You're gay op.

NO DEADARINO FOR ME

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>>725985031

>>725985031
she`s pretty

>>725985031
>taking stuff from a historical site
WEW LAD

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sure

>>725985031
Damn

Fucking gypo cunts and their black magic

>>725985031
sage

ye

>>725985031
Post tits and timestamp of your wife

Fuck you

Kek, got me good OP.

Remember to put "sage" in the options field when you reply to this one.

>>725985493
Pebis

>>>/x/

Fake news

>>725985031
xD

>>725985031
ffs

>>725985031
fagg

save me

>>725985031
Fuggg :DDDDDD

niglet

>>725985031
gayyyyy

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hentai to please the spirits

>>725985031
Post

>>725985031
Cant trust women

eat a dick

>>725985031
say no more. also, OP is cursed. Good job mate!!

>>725985031
>Wife is dying
>Probably cursed
>Posts this thread instead of trying to end the curse

>>725985031
Lolololol

Why do with men never listen?

>>725985031
huju

save me

>>725985031
boi

>>725985031
Tehe lel

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Op is a faggot

well your just a ray of sunshine i needed today

>>725985031
OP is a fag.

she is hot, any wins?

Im new fag but wont risk

Gay

Bitch

>>725985031
if OP doesn't reply to this post within 30 seconds his wife will become a mummy and rape him to death

>>725985031
but who was phone

Ok

>>725985031
Here, have a reply.

>>725985031
fck

fuck

oh hell naw

Your wife is stupid

Shit

Gonads

>>725985031
ey eter

>>725985031
jkhjhbkjhmbkjh

>>725985031
Aw shit.

>>725985031
get saged fam

>>725985031
holy shit! my fagdar is reading off the charts! OP must be superfag prime! I haven't seen faggotry of this magnitude, I am abandoning thread now.

Nop

>>725985031
Fak u

Eat my ass bitch

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Hey eter

>>725985031
Fake she just got cancer. Move on

yeah boi

dyjtjjej

>>725985031
okay

>>725985031
saging, this is fake. if it's real there was probably a parasite or some shit on the rock. should've taken her to the doc retard.

>>725985031
sobkhotep looks pretty chill.

Uhh

Pls no

ok

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>>725985031
This is ghost pupper. If you reply with "Thanks ghost pupper" all negative posts are negated

praise kek

>>725985031
Bouy

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Fuck off>>725992037

>>725985031
ok o k ok

oh boy i sure im easily tricked

>>725985031
fuck off

gay

You kidding me

fake and gay

>>725985031
Okay, let's do this.

>>725985031
FUCC

My my

>>725985031
Fuck you

>>725985031
Good man

I fucking hate these threads

>>725985031
no please

Kys and sage this shit!!

yeah posting on the internet made of 1's and 0's really matters!!

lowkey spooked

Eh

boi

okay

>>725985031
Shut the FUCK up FAG.

>>725985031
K.

hitler

>>725985031
>ok

Take your autistic roleplay to /x/

>>725986645
LOL someone trying to make their dog famous

Egyptians are dumb fuckin' niggers.

OP's gay wife shoves stones up her ass.

I dont like curses

>>725985031
(you)

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>>725985031

GODDAMMIT

china

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>>725985031

Ok

Fug

Popopopi

fuck you

post

phototropism is when plants bend towards sunlight an shit

>>725985031
oh

>>725985031
u mother fuĉker lol

ok

=shiet

Fuck that

So, because your wife was a dumbass and took a stone she wasn't supposed to, we need to reply or something bad happens?

Non

>>725985031
Good

ffs

>>725985031
brap

Kek is powerful af

bap

>>725985031
you'll die lonely, faggot

Sad

Dumb

Kys

Sage

pls no mememagic

>>725985031
ok

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>>725985031
sike nigga

Bruh

>>725985031
Post

Fuck

Ninini