Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the

>>725982197
You fucked up!

>>725982197
Dat ASS doe!

And 6 months from now you'll be in the suicide threads realizing how much ya fucked up

>>725982197
YFI

>>725982197
OP where are you from?

>>725982197

You didn't really even dip into the depression and wage slavery associated with having children. Anyway well said.

>>725982197
>Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children.

stop demonizing the idea of having a family.

congrats on your independence. would you mind sharing more pics of your ex?

>>725982197

ITT:

OP got dumped by the best thing that ever happened to him, and he needs some reassurance so he doesn't fucking kill himself.

Eh, my wife is a lawyer who makes twice as much as me and worships my cock. I could never go back to single life.

>>725982197
Nice interior, poor fag. I bet she left you and now you're just trying to look cool.

>>725982197
Yeah OP having a family isn't always so terrible. Seriously the feelings of love and caring I have for my daughter amaze me. I know it's just biology making sure I don't abandon her but still feels awesome. Though come back in 15 years when I shooting porch monkeys that come near her.

>>725982197
got her number? ill put a baby in her if you're not going to.

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Lmao. Anyone that thinks having a wife and kids is a bad thing ain't doin it right. My wife keeps my house clean, meals cooked, beer in the fridge etc. Keeps my balls drained and is bi so invites Girls in occasionally. Kids do laundry, clean bathrooms, take it trash etc. It's fucking great because i made it happen. I haven't touched laundry, trash, leaves, etc for years. I work an awesome job that i love, make great money, come home to people that genuinely love me and they leave me alone when i want to be. You see it as a hassle, i have made it into heaven.

>>725982197
OP you pathetic faggot, trying to justify your mistake by making families sound like shit. While you sit there alone in front of your computer all greasy and disgusting since "nobody has told you to shower, because you are in your own castle".

>>725984292
>stop demonizing the idea of having a family.
Aww, feeling insecure over being trapped forever because you're tied to some bitch who progressively gets fatter and uglier everytime you look at her for more than a moment, and all your money is going to the junior anons she made? Wear that sweater vest and drive that minivan with pride!

OP Kissless virgin confirmed. Trying to make himself feel better

>>725985147
Kek

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>>725984292
>mfw am white, 6"2', blue eyed, blonde haired
>don't want to cohabitate or start a family
>my race is dying and people like me are the cause
>I don't really care tbh

>>725982197
my wife doesnt nag, doesnt give a shit what i do or if i take a nap in the middle of the day, has a job and contributes financially and is a great cook
sounds like you just attract shit women

>>725984571
>Keeps my balls drained and is bi so invites Girls in occasionally.
Keep dreaming anon, you'll reach reality someday

>>725984571
Until she cucks you and takes all that away along with your will to live.

>>725984463
Lawyer chicks are freaky as hell! Right on!

>>725985457
This.

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>>725982197

>>725985457
Haha this.

>>725985629
ITT: this thread.

>>725983963
make sure to keep us up to date on your divorce, child support, and alimony.

I've been through enough relationships to realize that it doesn't work, and is rarely if ever worth it in the long run.
I also hate kids and have to struggle not kicking one when it wails.

Win-win for me I guess.

>>725985421

You say this now but what will you be saying when you go through her phone and find out she didn't nag you because she had a side piece keeping her plenty happy?

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>>725982197
Threw my wallet siphon out 2 years ago. Zero ragrets. More time, more money, more fun. I only "date" now. Have minimum 7 chicks I can fuck on a phone call, and CL or tinder for random cooch.
Would not change a fucking thing. I drink, eat, sleep and fuck when I want. Smoke when I feel like it and answer to only my dogs.

Protip:
>Women are shit
>Living with one is hell
>Cucking occurs 95% of the time
>You will always end up miserable

>>725985740
We do the best we can in what we were given, right?

Anyways, this shit is fabricated for control. in another world; modern western middle-class families still work.

>>725985851
You can't roll for shit

>>725985707
Intense Testicular Tension????

>>725986063
Literally all of my peers' parents are divorced

>>725986123
its smokes it smokes!

Britfag here, theres no roach?

>>725986140
Immense Tits Thread

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>>725986123
Like I give shit what you think, you weedless fucking faggot. I bet your poor ass would still grab a pull if I offered it to you.

>>725985707
I took turpentine

>>725986289
i prefer ITS TURBO TIME

>>725982197
Most miserable time in my life was when I was dating right out of high school. All women, including our mothers, are drama queens. They do nothing to make your life easier, they contribute nothing, they know nothing.
Go ahead, find them attractive, masturbate to them, fuck them if you want, but don't ever, EVER, let yourself get trapped in a relationship. You get nothing out of it, the best you can hope for is not losing time, money, effort, peace of mind, quiet.

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>>725986281
There is a "filter" britbong. I always twist one in.

>>725986602
What the fuck dude I can roll better with my left foot
Why do you slide one as opposed to rolling it in from the start?

>>725986503
>>725986523
Intestinal Trajectory Turbulence

>>725986687
This. The reason your joint looks like a wet noodle is becausr you didn't roll along with the filter. It's like the backbone of a doob.

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>>725984571
your family is clearly the exception and not the rule

i'm about to turn 39 and not getting married and having children is the best decision i ever made

pic related...my ex

the only thing that sucks is not getting morning sex. other than that single life is awesome.

>>725986687
I don't give a fuck how sexy it looks. It takes me 30 seconds to twist up and does the job.
Go jerk off with your left foot.

>>725986949
You've got some aggro issues there buddy.

Why so mad, bruh?

>>725986820
>she left me because my dick is tiny

>>725986780
> It's the backbone of a doob.
No. The high is the backbone of the doob, not a esthetics.

>>725987082
It's not about aesthetics dude. A well rolled j feels miles better to smoke than that cumsock anon posted.

>>725986820
lol is she asian bro? asians don't even count.

>>725986820
You don't worry about sitting in an old age home alone, waiting to die while no living soul gives a shit? I mean, they won't visit anyway, but at least if there was someone alive in your life, there would be a chance of a visit on birthdays and Christmas.

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>>725987052
here is the part you can't see

>>725987005
Not mad, buddeh. But being criticized by weedless poorfags for my rolling is like being Ron Jeremy having You tell him how to fuck better.

>>725985457
Dude will be paying alimony while she gets deep-dicked by BBC that she wont marry because the gravy train would stop.

If this happens he better make a thread so we can laugh. If not, good on you mate.

>>725987242
>implying anyone gives a shit at that point regardless whether or not you have a family

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>>725982197
Perfect

>>725982197
A lot of the benefits you've mentioned are also signs of depression.

>>725987330
Why do you keep implying they're weedless poorfags?

We're just not 17 anymore.

>>725982197
If you're in a relationship where you're more worried about appeasing her than being with her then you're in a bad relationship. If that's your ex, and you didn't enjoy being around her and felt like you were walking on eggshells to do what you want, then it was a bad relationship for the both of you and it was for the best that you moved on. That said, you shouldn't let this stop you from pursuing relationships with others. Of course being horndogs, people are always attracted to a fine piece of meat, but love is complicated and beautiful, and you'll know when you really love someone.

>>725987172
I'm the anon who posted that doob, smoked that doob, and got a nice fucking glow off that doob. It smoked fine, clean, no runs.

>>725987308
Nice use of angles to make your baby dick look big. It's ok anon, you hate women cause they laugh at your dick when you whip it out.

>>725987357
Well, maybe no one gives a shit about you, but some of us do have people in our lives that openly express they care about us.

>>725986820
So, your ex left you because you have a small penis (can't even call that a cock), and now you are all salty about it. How many nights per month do you cry yourself to sleep?

>>725987443
It's been my experience that the worst critics of most things are people who don't qualify to criticize the very thing they're criticizing. Jealousy is a powerful drug.

>>725985439
Man, i don't give a shit if you don't believe me. Just because you may not be able to attain these things doesn't mean it's impossible for others. Marraige and family is awesome (for me).

>>725987687
In other words, you don't know how to argue. At all. Btw, disqualifying critics in general, just gives the impression that you are very insecure and cannot handle what other people say about you.

>>725982197
I'm with OP. Choosing a single life is choosing the better life. People seem to think they're obligated to follow the norms set in place by movies or television. That's just not the case. We have an overpopulation issue and yet everybody wants to get married, knocked-up, and locked into a mortgage just like Bob Saget. Free your minds people and try to have a single original thought like OP and I.

>>725985457
Why would she cuck me? She doesn't have to work, is able to do anything she wants and is as racist as me so don't have to worry about that bbc. Please, bro, what they tell you on 4chan isn't reality.

>>725987878
I can back this up. Its not very complicated really. If you pick the right person, its great. If you're a beta male that settled for the first bitch that came along, then don't expect anything great. I picked well. Cock is happy. Work is good. Kids are great.

>>725987357
>they won't visit anyway
You saw this line, right? I said after that at least there was a chance of a visit.

>>725985937
Aww who hurt you, anon? Don't worry you'll find a really nice girl with a very feminine penis someday. I have faith in you

>>725988042
Good on you anon. Looks like we're the only ones here that are happy with our choices.

>>725988007
Dude, please understand these are kids who have nearly no experience in life, most of beta fags that just date whatever girl they managed to hook up with, and have no concept of what they want.

When you know what you want, and find it, you take it and it works. The ones that yell cuck all the time, are the ones that probably will get cucked because they have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

>>725987545
I've had elder people and dogs in my family.
At that point I just waited for them to die tbh, and would not expect anything different in my case.

>>725988177
Truth that i regularly forget. I always assume im talking to peers. Almost never the case

All the newfags not knowing this is old stale pasta...

>>725987887
I have no issue with criticism whatsoever, in fact I embrace it when it's constructive and not just random bullshit.
I negotiate for a living, so your assumed statement that I don't know how to argue is fucking rich.
Btw, disqualifying critics in general is a form of time management, especially if one considers where it's coming from.

>>725988007
>why would she cuck me
Said every man in a relationship ever.
>she's as racist as I
All girls are black averse until they're not.
>>725988177
Kek samefagging won't help your case.

>>725982197
>not owning multiple apartment buildings
>not having a wife
>making her work in your store
>giving you progeny
>multiple business means disposable income
>still max our my 401k
>have so much money left after the books are done that i have to buy myself an extra warehouse just to spend the dough before the quarter is up and le tax man comes through

you're a fool

>>725987493
>>725987628

classic symptoms of someone trapped in a loveless marriage with ungrateful kids....just lashing out at anyone to try to either ease the pain or make others just as miserable as they are

>>725988177
Kek you family 30-40 somethings are the sad ones.
>family life is great
>meanwhile I'm in 4chan

>>725987628
Fuck off. That dick is average at worst. Go jump off a bridge, because even if you do have an 8 inch dick, the rest of you amounts to shit, so what you have to offer society is basically you being a dildo with feet.

>>725982197
She's moved on and is much happier with her new man.
You're on /b/.

>>725982197
Copy pasta faggot

>>725988307
Oh you negotiate for a living? Well, then I stand corrected. Your argument, that because you negotiate for a living and therefore know how o argue, is infalible.

Good job anon, and we believe you.

>>725988464
How does having children make you live longer?
How does having a wife make you less likely to lose half your worth in a court?

The other stuff was nice but unrelated.

>>725988307
>I negotiate for a living
Sure bro
>your joint sucks
>"YEAH FUCK YOU POORFAG AT LEAST I HAVE ONE"

>>725988184
That's because you are a selfish asshole, and no one gives a shit about selfish assholes.

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ITT: a bunch of cucks admiring my very own hardwood floor. And fuck beds, if I feel like sleeping on the floor like a caveman i fucking do it because whos gonna stop me

>>725988527
said, the guy on 4chan.

Just brilliant.

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>>725983748
that ass is terrible. draw a fucking line on a circle. that's what that ass is.

>>725988464
>not having all that without the aforementioned leeching off you
Why live?

>>725982197
This is bad bait. I'm married and I still do virtually all of those things. Git Gud

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>falling for children

>>725988509
The famous "I am not successful, so therefore nobody must successful" perspective.

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>>725984292
having to listen to coworkers incessantly complain about their shitty families all day every fucking day does all the demonizing it deserves. this thread doesn't even compare

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>>725988386
Listen faggot, just because you have been cucked or cheated on our whatever, doesn't mean we all will. Jay because you have poor taste in women and get fucked over by sluts because you're retarded doesn't mean we all are. Btw, no samefagging here, little boy.

>>725988527
This proves nothing.

>>725988747
It was implied that I'm a loser 20 something with literally nothing tethering me to earth. I'm the norm here, while you're the sad sap everyone pities.

>>725988538
Don't be mad bro. I am sure you are special in other ways.

>>725982197
I thought this thread went away

>>725988867
>Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>725988609
Negotiations are a large part of my job. You claimed I can't argue, offer some substance. Any tool can make a statement, so I'll return the burden of proof to you to hack it up.

>>725982197
>>725988717
We really need to see more of this ass

>>725988307
>>725988386
>>725988509
>>725987445
>>725986820
>>725985740
you proved my point though

>>725988902
Yeah i have MSpaint too, dad.

>>725988684
Show me a photo of your crop, faggot. And fill me in on your rolling skillz, nigga.

>>725988924
Not mad. I just hate stupid fucking people.

>>725989062
On my phone? Don't be a retard. I don't give enough of a shit to shop a pic just to be right. Enjoy your loneliness

>>725989125
I'm not a pot smoking degenerate.

>>725988902
See, I briefly thought about doing this, and then I realized I don't care about proving myself to that betacuck. I just like to tease the kids once in a while.

>>725989034
You have multiple anons in there, idiot.

>>725988924
>not mad
>just hate
ok

>>725989154
Well, you're surrounded by then and will be until you're dead

>>725989179
>tfw I probably enjoy being alone just as much as you enjoy seeking validation from others to feel good about yourself.

>>725989196
Exactly what I thought. A fucking know nothing spewing their irrelevant opinion.

>>725982197
>Pic related. Kicked her out 3 months ago.

Way to go. Anon is wise.

My wife is my best friend and voice of reason. Been married 3 years and still the best thing I've ever done. I live how I want to and I'm the king of my castle, but I'm glad to share it and I would't have it any other way.

>>725988994
you just keep reinforcing this by not understanding that your "argument" is my proof, because it lacks any substance and is based on nothing. And by the way, I don't know if you have looked around - this isn't a place where I give a damn what anyone things. As stated before, I just like to tease little kids and betacucks like you. Its what alpha males do when they are between things, like going to the bathroom, or waiting at the doctors office.

>>725989218
Ordinarily, i agree. But in this case, i had to. It's not the ignorance of the kids that gets to me, it's the arrogance. They're so sure that they know, but they don't know shit. It's inexperience shrouded by arrogance.

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>>725982197
That shit only works if you're queer, otherwise you'll be regretful when old and alone

t. gay DINK

>mfw chatting with married with children guys who haven't even left their home continent

>>725989277
Not the same thing, trog.

>>725989290
Its a thread about marraige and family. I didn't start it. I just offered my experience and opinion. I don't need anyones validation. I happened to have a different viewpoint that was relevant to the thread topic. Good try tho.

>>725988867
it blows my mind how people get so fucking mad about people that choose not to have families

it makes me think these threads get raided by marketing reps for diaper companies and divorce lawyers to yell at us for not getting married and shitting out kids

im just glad i won't be around when the ecosystem collapses due to over breeding

>>725985851
nigga this ain't runescape why you lying>?

>>725989452
But you need to understand the difference between arguing and dismissing. I have no argument, as none of this is to reinforce or discourage my behavior.
Genital warts?

Anecdotal evidence incoming.

>work 9-5 warehouse job fire $15/hour
>wife works a convention center for $12/hour at similar hours
>have 6-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son, both mostly well behaved
>do family stuff sometimes, sit around and play video games sometimes. Wife and daughter also gamers
>go out on Wednesdays and Fridays for tabletop RPG night
>been together 12 years and counting
>sex life doing great, don't fight much
>own home and both vehicles, saving for motorcycle

Married life only sucks when you're living it with shitty people.

>>725989333
Is this the same guy that claims to negotiate for a living? Brilliant. You really put that guy in his place anon.

>>725985364

this but unironically

>>725987242
not supporting a family = not having to live in an old age home. and do you not worry about the fact that when a couple gets old 1 of them dies first and its insanly heart wrenching for the other, to the point where you just wanna die aswell?

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>>725989333
I still know how to roll better than you though, despite the fact that I don't smoke.

>>725989333
So lets see. If someone doesn't smoke pot, their opinions are irrelevant? So then by your rationale, somebody without a successful marriage and family life, cannot have opinion about that either.

OK good to know.

>>725989627
if blows my mind how people get so fucking mad about people that choose to have families

>>725989865
Kek negotiate your way out of this one.

>>725989865
I fail to see how that's "better". It's a fucking doob.

*Being a father is awesome
*Don't get trapped in an endless relationship
*????
*Profit

>>725982197
you're right anon, but why not keep her on the DL as a fuck buddy like I do with my exes, I'd sure miss pounding that pussy from that position if I was you

>>725989990
It's perfectly cylindrical and straight as an arrow. No overflow on roach either.

And it's a cigarette.

>>725989902
Yes, exactly. If you don't roll doobs, how the fuck can you judge? Do you take relationship advice from priests? Do you take pork cooking advice from mulims? Do you take employment advice from niggers?
Didn't think so.

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it's funny that some people actually believe this bullshit. I can see their forehead vein pulsating right now.

>>725989971
it's not the marriage and families that irritate people it's the fact that people's family shit always spills into other people's lives

"can you do X for joe because he has to leave early to pick his daughter from retard camp"

that's just one example but this shit is constant

similar topic: TRAFFIC

>>725990118
Tobacco is 10 times easier than rolling weed, you fucking dummy. Get the fuck outta here with your idiocy and stop wasting my time.
Dumb fucking nigger with your poor boy cigarettes.

>>725990283
from retard camp xD

>>725990158
So then anyone advocating that family and marriage is stupid, just because they haven't had success, should also be quiet.

OK

ITT: Lonely anon with few or untrustworthy friends and no gf, trying to justify his current existence

>>725989987
Tobacco. Fuck off too.

>>725990319
As I said, I don't smoke. That was an example; and no it's not because pot is rough while tobacco is moist.

>>725990165
a fucking hippy

good move kicking her out. i hope you shot several loads in her ass before you showed her the door

>>725990474
clearly youve never had good bud then

>>725990343
Yes.

>>725986602
Lmao wtf is this shit you can't roll

>>725989995
>THISSS

>>725990534
its a great ass

>>725990549
No u

Bud should be cured.

>>725989761
>not supporting a family = not having to live in an old age home

Wtf? I mean, literally, wft?

>>725990636
Post your weed and skills then, faggot.

I can't have a gf because I'm attracted to 14 year olds almost exclusively.

>feelsbadman.jpg

>>725988717
Damn your exhas a nice ass. Moar! My mate intentionally had kids with a girl and ditched her after the second to proceed living like a king.

>>725987242
>People dump their elderly relatives in a home
This is the part that honestly makes me sick. I've known rich families who have the means to look after their parents/grandparents who don't even have any serious problems, but they just pay to keep them in a permanent elderly day care, even when all it would take is to move them in with family and look out for them when they need help.

I used to be friends with a rich kid in HS whose grandmother lived in an apartment down the street from their home and they never visited her. The grandmother's friend would take her around to shop for groceries and to just get out. It was sad that him nor his parents saw any problem with never visiting her or seeing if she needed anything.

>>725991681
Forcing someone into existence does not entitle you to anything.

>>725991681
Taking care of an old person is disgusting and cumbersome.

>>725991681
Shouldn't have married a dumbass who buys into "muh manliness" bullshit and ate crap that made him limp dicked and dead.

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>>725991681
this shit cracks me up

years ago i had some friends that had their elderly parents being cared for in their home but nowadays i don't ever see this anymore

everyone i know is shoving their parents into some kind cat food serving geriatric jail and i've seen a number of violent arguments take place over the topic of one person bringing up the idea of visiting and the other is adamantly against it

it makes me laugh thinking that those old people thought having kids was going to put them on easy street when they got old

>>725990829
Shush don't argue with the retarded.

>>725982197
>find a woman who doesn't want kids
>sign a prenuptial agreement
wow that was hard

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I've actually heard a normie say "I want to have kids so I can play video games and eat junk food"

>>725992596
>slap together a saturn V rocket with command capsule and housing modules
>fly to the moon and build a cabin
shit's just so easy to do

>>725992637
That's not any more stupid than some of the shit I have seen posted by people here who do not consider themselves normies

I wanna have kids so I can fuck them

>:(

That is a very old pic, I have seen it many times, why do you have to lie to strangers on the internet anon?

I value myself and my time above all else.
Call me selfish, I don't care.

>>725991911
<Im fifteen and Im never gonna grow old
The thread.

>>725995209
Okay grandpa

>>725995164
It's perfectly ok to do so.

Dont expect anyone to give a shit about you when you lie alone in a old folks home worrying about dyeing thou..

It will eventually happen.

>>725995264
Thanx for confirming my post.

>>725995496
Np bra

>>725995460
>stuff dies
Really? Fuck, I thought I was immortal.

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OP total autofellatio shitposter

>>725995550
Lets try it in english, shall we?

i'm only single because i don't want to get married or have a family.

there's no point in the degenerate relationships most "couples" have nowadays.

>>725982197
Dat distressed feeling as you gasp your last breath, realizing the teen who attacked you for an infidel is the child of immigrants who were brought in to replace the native people who stopped marrying and having children, which would have caused the whole system to collapse in a few decades.

>>725995669
The future is now old man

>>725985364
Donate jizz

>>725995635
You're an idiot. Just stop.

>>725995776
Dat feeling when you don't care about your race or what happens after you die

>>725995635
Nobody thinks that. Its the
privilege of youth to not being able to picture it.

>>725995889
No way am I being responsible for siring a child. Life is hell; why would you put omeone through it?

>>725995460
the old folks homes are filled to the brim with people who have children that never visit or call them

>>725995950
I've lived through all 4 of my gparents dying.
I know what it is and how it looks.

I hope I die relatively young because of it.

>>725996134
You are quite right about that. I'm not here to argue.

>>725995941
Dat feeling when you don't understand the difference between race and culture, and die as an inferior outsider in your own land.

>>725996204
When you are no longer "relatively young" you will change your mind.

>>725996491
Dat feeling when you still don't care about your culture or property logistics because you're dead.

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>>725982197
Good on you OP

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>>725995776
caring about race and religion is literally caveman shit

you're gonna one day and not exist in any sense and after that the sun is going to go supernova and destroy so quit pissing in your panties with immigrant scare stories

pic related. it's you

>>725996769
You had me until immigrant scare.

Go fuck yourself and die in hell muzzie lover.

>>725996491
>muh culture

>>725996957
Shut up sand/nigger you have none

>>725996769
"I am brainwashed and taught to believe I am better for it"

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>>725996911
Lets all fight to the death,

>>725996911
i only love the "muzzies" because it makes the fox news set of people so mad.

i'll do whatever i can to help more immigrate just to watch neocons get all butthurt about it

and why do you retards use the word "muzzie?" it's no fucking shorter than "muslim" so what is the point of this dumb word?

>>725997226
/thread

>>725997226
>I saw Carl Sagan once and now I'm above you all
No let's just kill niggers and muslims.
>inb4 racist
Asians are better than whites. Am white.

>>725982197
>>725988717
>have her say "you can fuck my ass for 2000 dollars" on vocaroo

>>725997310
>fox news
>would meddle into non american business

Okay, muslim debate is non applicable to you.

>>725984292
This guy wants you all to be miserable with him. Everybody, go "settle down" and be happy complaining constantly about your wonderful, perfect family that you love more than everything.

>>725997490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTYdtfM13LE

>>725997452
This.
The world would be a much safer place without niggers and sheepshaggers

>>725989679
>>725989679
i dunno how you get those wages to work but good luck man

>>725997452
We're about 7 billion people, a trivial number.
>We are, as far as we know, the only planet with intelligent beeings in the universe. (look up the Fermi paradox)
Lets all just claw on to a little pice of land and fight eachother to the death, right?

>>725985238
lol salty because you married the wrong woman.

>>725997681
safe is boring

watching people like you rage about "muh culture" gives me something to smile and laugh about each and every day

>>725997796
>failing to realize that intelligence breeds evil
I know what the fermi paradox is, faggot.

And I also know humanity will never reach where you imagine they will.

The less people the better. We will all die and good riddance.

I love it when people post about past relationships that ended months ago like "haha I'm so over you it's crazy haha look at me know!", bro that just shows how much you are not over her by still talking about it, way to go anon, good job on making yourself look pathetic.

>>725985238

>"if I can't have it, I'll hate it"

This is overly angry given the statement and reads similar to the way an angry 14 year old would react to something he doesn't like. What are you trying to prove? How embarrassing.

It's like you're angry about not having something and when someone says the something that you don't have is Not so bad, you jump right into an autism-fueled rage. Do you actually want a family but will never be able to have one because you are a fat neckbeard? Are you the nu-male version of a fat tumblr feminist, hating what you can't see yourself being able to attain?

No one envies you, bud. Not a solitary soul.

>>725985851

Sure bud.

>mfw everyone on b is always trying desperately to come off as a chad for validation

>>725997930
I'm from Europe, faggot, and have every right to be mad, because our govts treat us like second class citizens as opposed to the shitslims because "muh political reputation".

Unlike you, I don't care about trumpillary nor libtards nor any other degenerate topic you idiots indulge in.

I want my home to be a safe space for my kin. You don't know how that feels, because you get to shoot to kill on your property, a right I would hack all 4 limbs to get

>>725998028
I never imagined the human race to reach very far. We're just monkeys with better hands.

>We will all die and good riddance.

Wouldn't you consider this a loss? I guess you are very young, with a very self-centered wiev on the world, and yourself

>>725998570
>implying anything else but your own subjective experience matters.
I live my life in first person. I am me. If you died, along with your whole continent, I wouldn't honestly care.
If we all did, I wouldn't be able to, nor would it ever matter.

People are pests wothout a predator. It's not if we will eat each other, but rather when.

>>725998152

This is true but stating this proves nothing. People will continue to do it and somehow justify it in their own head.

People are more close minded and more absorbed in their own world view than ever before and it's like yelling at a brick wall. They don't see the logic because it goes against their ideology of being the coolest motherfucker in the whole world.

The fat neckbeards here suffer from this extensively.

I got cucked 5 years ago and was never able to trust another person afterwards.

I really want to be a father, but I detest women to the point where I'm willing to shorthand myself of that dream.

>>725982197
I think it's the kid that does it. You can have a girlfriend and still live like a king. If you're alpha about it.

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>>725984443
this
OP's post is sweating desperation at having lost the best fuck of his life, and more importantly the only significative emotional connection to a woman he ever got after his mom
it's ok OP, they're all sluts and whores, we all need to go through that

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>>725982197
>I am so very, very, unbearably lonely, and I am trying to cover it up with the idea of situational convenience and material possessions

>>725998835
>I live my life in first person. I am me. If you died, along with your whole continent, I wouldn't honestly care

I guess this is where we differ. Don't worry, compassion, to most people, comes with age. You don't expect a teenager to care about the world, to see things in perspective, to see the bigger picture.

>>725999059
"that's a super philosophy, Anon; that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody..."

>>725999404
Thanks man. I became reclusive and mysanthropic soon after.

>>725999059
Wow that's sad

Hex 9 get

>>725999754
Roll

OP is right. i have a 1 month old. not married but might as well be.

shit sucks.

>>725982197

>>726000000

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>i suck at picking a partner, therefore it is not possible for anyone else to have a happy, successful relationship

This thread.

>>725982197
LOL @ "fall for the trap"
...
> Married, my children are now adults.
> Wife brought me some awesome cheeseburgers for lunch today that she cooked.
> Whole house smells like the curry she's making for dinner.
> Going to fuck the ever loving shit out of her later. :3
> My house is almost 4K square feet, also has nice hardwood floors.
> I'm taking early retirement this year so we can spend more time together doing the shit we love doing together. Which is a lot of shit - riding our motorcycles, fishing, playing online games together, you name it.
> We have a blast together, and life would be so much less worth living without each other.

You are seriously making a mistake, my friend. Probably the biggest one you CAN make. I hope you figure it out in time to enjoy some of the good stuff. I've been happily married almost 30 years now. Wouldn't change it for anything.

>>726000657
could it be that you've been indoctrinated by the system

>>725998404
embrace islam before it's too late

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>726000835
I dunno, maybe? What I can tell you, is that I am happy. Most of the time, I am in a cheerful mood. I'm excited to come home from work and kiss my sweetie. And she's happy to see me. We hold hands when we walk places. We kiss rather a lot. If that makes me indoctrinated? So be it.

>>726000897
Ok.

I wish I could have a sexual relationship.

>>725984571
Yeah no. Keep dreaming anon.
No wife with kids even gives a fuck about being Bi and inviting girls over.

You sound like a 22 year old renting with his gf.

>>725986820
Can you post more of her? I like Asians

>>726001541
Um, that's not really true.
Source: my (adult) daughter is bi. Guess what she has. Guess what she sometimes does.
I'll bet you can guess.

My son in law is a lucky son of a bitch, eh? But, it does happen.

>>725997782
We bring in almost 5k a month. We own our house, and cost of living isn't very high here. Our biggest money sink is saving for flood insurance, since it's really high after our area flooded three times in less than 20 years. After bills we have about $1500 leftover, 500 goes in personal savings, 200 each goes in kids savings for when they're older, we take a stipend for ourselves (usually 150 each) and then any extra also goes to savings.

>>726002063
Hopefully you are just leaving out the part where you are socking a good chunk of that into an IRA or retirement plan of some kind. You are at least that smart, yes? Please tell me you just left that detail out.

>>726002012
ya, don't you wish you were in his position?

>>726002012
Do they have kids? Multiple?

If no my answer remains valid. No woman with kids gives a fuck if they are bi or not.

You're lying through your teeth if you argue that.

>>726002273
Retirement is taken out of both of our checks by our job.

>>726002373

Um, no, and if you meant literally, then ewwww!!!

Pretty happy with just the one wifey, thanks.

>>726002396
Two kids, 2 and 3 years old, and you must be sort of fucking stupid I guess if you couldn't figure most of that out from the "guess" questions.

>>726002396
>No woman with kids gives a fuck if they are bi or not

Implying that you know jack shit about women or their sexuality whether or not they have had kids.

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I like turtles.

Married at 30.

I did alot of shit before hand , realized pussy is pussy.

Wife cooks, cleans does the clothes and gave me twins. Watching them develop new skills is awesome.

Im a family man, so this works for me.

>>725988307
>time management
>arguing with anons on 4chan

>>725982197
>this is what pathetic virgins who cant even talk to girls think

Really makes your neurons fire

Why is it that so many MGTOW men are guys who couldn't get girls anyway?

Genuine question, not being inflammatory.

Rejecting women doesn't really make a statement if they didn't want you anyway. Why don't any hot studs go MGTOW? Why is it only losers?

(Ok somewhat inflammatory)

>>726004428
I did get a lot of girls until my mid 20's.

They were all shit tier ones so i just gave up and grew content with solitude.

>>726004428

the only reason studs act like studs is to get women.
if you are going your own way, there's no reason to make yourself attractive.

>>725988042
>>725987878
Samefag tbh

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>>726001854
here you go

My uncle's married, no kids.

He's 47 with a successful job. He's going off to Ghana to teach kids how to play soccer because his life otherwise has no meaning.

You need kids.

>>726006532
Need =/= want

Your uncle could have been doing hookers and blow.

>>726006532
the only way to have meaning in life is to breed?

are you serious?

i guess all the scientists and engineers that didn't have children because they were passionately committed to their work and making the world a better place had meaningless lives

you people will literally say anything to rationalize your biological urge to fuck and shit out kids

>>726007101
>mfw you'll be able to gmo your kid and build him fallout 3 style within 50 years