So I started on the deep web for the first time last night.

proof?

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90% sure it's bait but if not. Then your very fucked

>>725982403
What proof?

b8

>cop was website owner

Didn't even report it, just asked for police then saw the light and hung up the call

>>725981947

B8

Sage

>>725982679
It's not b8 honestly, I'm shitting myself, I'm staying with my friend now because I'm terrified.

cool story bro, 100% true

>>725981947
Oh these teen fags..... deep Web is legal like regular web. There are many sites and links that spam you with scare tactics and hacking bs. 99xs out of 100 it's bull. Your story sounds like those youtube dark Web stories. I hope you die and they torture you for cheap bitcoins.

>>725982965
Why is my door smashed and my dog missing then anon?
I'm 25

>>725981947
Coincidents nigger

>>725981947
You do realize there are gore sites with the same content as Tor can offer mostly CP and that's probably why they are after you little kid. You will be someone's new boi pussy

>>725981947
great premise for a crappy horror movie tho or one of those found footage movies.

Film it I'd watch it

>>725983084
Timestamp now you fag

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huh, thats interesting. Your image seems to match the same image posted at another site that was posted feb 4th, 2016.
http://yourhomesecuritywatch.com/best-location-for-home-security-cameras/
fuck off newfag.

>>725983214
But I'm so scared I'm "staying at my friends"

>>725983157
Now you are making this newfag want to spam spiderman, are you happy with yourself?

>>725983264
I said that it's not my picture I'm at my friend's now so I don't have a picture of my door

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Sage

fuck off, just reverse image it

>>725983329
Timestamp yourself in a selfie you fucking teenager

>>725983264
"Pic related but not my picture."

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>>725983361

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>>725983264
>doesn't even read OP
>calls OP a newfag

>calls police on a website

you deserve it

>>725983426
I was so scared I left my phone at my house. You know, the house I left with a door just wide open.

>Goes to deep web
>has webcam

Nigger you're retarded

OP why did you visit deep web on your home PC and ISP connection?? You're just asking for trouble!

>>725983601
I used to, it's supposed to be safe

>>725983666
Tor* I mean

>>725983563
Then you a fucking liar. Like seriously get the fuck off /b/ you teenage fag

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Here's my selfie, guys

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>>725983563

>>725983563
I put a board up I'll call a door man tomorrow

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>>725983563
Fuck out of here

>>725983708
I can't be a teen, I have my own place. Check and mate.

>>725983708
OP didn't write that, people can't understand sarcasm

>>725981947
being this retarded on the dark web
anon, if you can't survive the dark web i don't know how you will survive any web.

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>>725981947
sage

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>>725983782
You are asking for attention you fuckwit

>>725983782
Why are you pretending to be me, faggot. I'm OP and you guys aren't helping. I'm really scared.

>>725983850
Pics or its not true. I hope you hero soon faggot

>>725983924
How can I be asking for attention? I'm anonymous

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I hacked your pc op and found your dog

>>725984065
Make a fake story, no one believes you, no proof or pics. Your life has no value

Let's be rational and shiiittt... how would someone trace it exactly back to OPs house? Wouldn't that require hacking into ISP user logs? Tech savvy /b/ros wanna chime in?

>>725984200
What proof do you want? I'll get some later and repost of this gets 404'd

>>725983924
>top right
kill it with fire

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Why do you have this picture on your pc anon? Me thinks you might be a closet fag

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Here's my proof, faggots. I even wrote b on the door.

>>725984295
You already dropped the ball faggot, just let it go, you're only embarrassing yourself.

>>725984350
Imposter!

>>725984295
You are not offering any time stamped evidence. That makes you a newfag teenager who believes /b/ will believe you. Also go be a hero on cam

>>725984350
>bedroom door

It's time to stop posting

>>725984438
Seriously fuck, no one believes anything on this anymore, I'm going to kill myself

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I'm done giving this fag attention that his parents won't give him. Sorry basement dweller but I'm out

>>725984499
That's my front door. Who has a deadbolt on their bedroom door?

>>725984350
http://notbloodlylikely.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-door-was-kicked-in-at-3-am.html

>>725984620
youre a timestamp away from credibility imo OP

unless you timestamp your own kicked in bedroom door, which i would not put past /b/

yall motherfuckers are fucked up

>>725984620
Faggots like you who tell lies on the internet

Also, see
>>725984682


I rest my case. OP is confirmed to be a lying faggot

>>725984682
Why don't you guys believe me?

>>725984682
This isn't me, this is someone else trying to discredit me

>>725984767
Fake and gay

>>725984804
>post is from 2009
>someone else is trying to discredit me

k

Seriously I'm OP and I'm not putting these photos on, someone else is

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>>725984350

>>725984917
Don't listen to this spergelord I'm OP

>>725984934
Why would I seriously use the first image searched?

>>725984777

because you lie

>>725982808
Kill yourself. The internet men in black are coming for you.

>>725985016
Because you're an idiot

>>725984682
>>725984934
You idiots are falling for it. The guy who kicked in my door is redirecting image searches to a fake website he set up to discredit me. Why the fuck won't you open your eyes? He's gonna kill me!

>>725985102
I'm not an idiot I know how to lie well, if I wanted to put a fake picture on I would put one you can't find. I lie on a daily basis for my job, but I'm telling the truth now.

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>>725983157
Fuck you, it's a banana thread

OP is a queer.

>>725984777
>>725984999
I got trips twice, has to be legit

The one trying to be me is quite funny tbf

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>>725985257

>>725985196
lol. dark web hackers patrol /b/ in order to protect their most recent aquisition of young adult flesh. seems legit.

>>725985245
Even if you were telling the truth you're still a fucking idiot to come to /b/ for advice

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>>725985257

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>>725985358
yeah, I same fagged it

>>725985392
Finally someone who believes me

>>725985245
ugly cunt fuck off you lie bitch

>>725983212
There is a horror movie and pretty good one called feardotcom.

>>725985585
Are you suggesting I burn sage to rid the evil spirits?

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>>725985550
Not fun anymore OP. Kys.

This is OP I'm on way home now, I'll have pictures in the next half hour

So what you gonna do now

>>725985789
I know, that gif stopped being funny a long time ago

>>725985814
Not OP

>>725985550
its me, this was a joke faggot. hero plz

>>725983924
Is that Bruce Jenner top right?

post pics of broken door and missing dog with timestamp

>>725985894
Maybe, but unlike you, it was, at one time, funny

>>725986105
It's OP

>>725986158
Fake and gay

Somewhere, there is currently an autist attempting to break down his parents front door and timestamp it in order to prove his argument on /b/

>>725981947
That's a crock of shit there is no cp on derp web, I've never seen it and no one has ever proved there is so must be bullshit if there isn't any proof

>>725986009
This is OP the other one isn't op

>>725986334
literally this

>>725981947
Do you have no sense of security? Why the fuck would you have a front door with gloss of any kind on it? If the opening is big enough to get an arm through, they will break it. Never buy or rent a home with glass on any door or no alarm that connects directly to the popo..

>>725981947
same thing happened to me, anon. you're fucked

>>725986401

Stop trying to discredit me! I'm sorry I went into your website ok? This place really needs usernames bc this guy keeps derailing my thread. I'm gonna have my friend drive me back so I can take pics

>>725986401
Fake, OP is allegedly driving to his house

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>>725986631
This is OP

Does this prove it?

>>725986623
>2017
>not activating username mode on 4chan
You must be new

>>725981947

I will come for you soon.

>>725987028
I already said I'll burn some sage, I don't need that tip again

>>725987105

You are supposed to grind it up and stuff your anus.

>>725987190
I'll do that too. Finally some real advice. How much do I need?

Is there a way to lower file size? Won't let me upload a photo says it's too big?

>>725981947
STOP LYING.
OP IS A FAGGOT
http://blog.onbeing.org/post/71410356255/got-broken-into-last-saturday-first-they-tried

>>725987280

1kg

At least give the guy a round of applause for trying out

>>725987366
I'm in America, I need American weight

>>725987715
2.2lbs

>>725987781
How many stones is that?

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FUCK. HE'S WATCHING AND CAN CONTROL THE CAPTCHAS!

>>725987882
About 3 pebbles

>>725988012
Ok, I think I got it. Thanks.

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That OP is lying he's from USA whilst real op is English.

>>725988239
Dafuq u talkin bout

>>725988239
OP is American. His dialect is clearly American, even referring to the police as cops. Fake and gay derailer.

>>725988341
Fake op put a screenshot and he had American time, Imposter confirmed

>>725984282
Dude cops once found me from an anonymous add page. Using IP adress

>>725988521
We say cops here too if we're bad men

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>>725981947

>broken-in-front-exterior-door.jpg

>>725982556
kek

>>725988652
hahahahahahahahhahahah

>>725988535
Fake OP is British. Real OP is American. Try to keep up.

Americans don't say fuck it

>>725988769
Why would you get back from work at 11am?

>>725982556
Classic

>>725981947
>door broken, my dog missing.
Idk seems fine, no fuck ups

>>725988992
>implying it said anywhere ITT that OP came home from work at 11
B8 harder m8

>>725988591
Yes but would think they would first have to subpoena ISP for their user logs. Tracing back to specific location would require ISP data right? Unless they can hack it? Which wouldn't it be difficult to hack an ISP?

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>>725989215
>you honestly believe the police don't have unregulated access to this shit
>mfw

>>725989139
It was posted at 11am est

>>725989409
I imagine they have the ability to do it pretty easily.. but they need to go through proper channels in order to build a solid case. But in OP's case.. some deepweb hacker. One would they would have a slightly harder time than cops.

>>725989485
>this thread was started at 12:41 EST
You were saying?

>>725981947
Let me suggest you a solution. Strip naked, shove your thumb into your butthole and hide in a fucking closet. Fucking Liar!!! Tor hides your ip!!!

>>725989870
>2017
>still believing the police use proper channels
They get the info and build a case, then secure the warrants you stupid nigger

>>725989977
I already have 2.2 lbs of sage up there, I can't very well fit my thumb too

>>725989914
So people come home in the morning/noon?

>>725990052
Don't call me a nigger... That is a very hateful word :(

>>725990238
>What is third shift?
Teenage fag confirmed. Come back in about 4 years faggot. Get b&

>>725989409
>implying anyone using the browser bundle would have javascript enabled
>implying you can get an address from a dark room in a webcam view with some fucking rando with no record
>implying onion sites see any IP other than localhost

GTFO

>>725990533
PLOT TWIST...

>>725990446
Third shift is it like third world?

>>725981947
gay story OP, everyone knows you can't instantly disconnect a laptop battery.. nothing even quantum physics can move past the speed of light.. GTFO shitposter

>>725990533
>implying any of what you said is true
Grow up faget

>>725990533
not OP, but not fucking true... this is why you use an IP cloak. If you arent and you are using the darkweb, you are the worst kind of retard.

Tor is not everything you need, only the fucking path you fucking imbeciles skip merrily down.

>>725990841
I'm sorry, sir. The hospital closes at 5.

>>725990115
Just shit it out and smear it on your web cam the next time you access deepweb.

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>>725982808
>on deepweb
>using tor
>gets your real IP to find where you live
>having scripts enabled
>not disconnecting webcam to stop NSA spies
you deserve it for being a fucking idiot op

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>>725983708

>>725990918
wtf is an IP "cloak" lol.. are you talking about a VPN, ssh tunnel, or - more likely - are you just obsessed with sucking male cock

>>725990918
I heard the Nazi programmers under Antarctica developed this miracle network called VPN.. that not even GOD HIMSELF can crack! Insider shit yo!

>>725990918
>IP cloak
your life is a meme at this point my dude

>>725983666
The devil walks among us.
Check dem digits

>>725991311
>SSH tunnel
I think you're a retard who knows nothing trying to sound smart

>>725991589
Finally some halfway sane advise from this site.

>>725991430
i know its not used to conceal IP babe just trying to see if anon was shitposting buzzwords

>>725991589
OP here got home and this was left, what shall I do?

>>725991726
but where is the fucking door!?!

>>725981947
Who the fuck keeps a webcam on, that is litterly should be the case of turning off and putting away when turning on your pc

>>725991815
Laptop

>>725991807
Gone

Ok so how about a healthy debate for us nooobs out there.. What is the best way to conceal yourself? I mean if you INSIST use your home PC and you INSIST on using your ISP... what do you do? Also... VPN isn't fool-proof huh??

the last I remember reading.. isn't it rumored that the FBI controls a large percent of exit nodes? peeps were saying to go VPN -> TOR but most were essentially saying TOR is mostly fucked, nowadays ur rollin the dice

Who wants cash me outsides nudes?

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>>725991589
OMG guys help he left this also

>>725992227
So like... Starbucks+Boot from USB = Golden ?

>>725991863
Put tape over it, use tor and use a vpn or a proxy you should have looked up what to use when diving into the deep end

>>725992086
I think most mainstream VPN's keep IP logs for 30 days or something & comply with LE requests for info, so.. if the origin IP is looked into and found to be from your VPN they can just subpoena the true origin IP from the VPN provider. Some of them don't keep IP records at all I guess though

>>725992387
First they beat me up in PE class... Then they fuck my girlfriend because my limp white dick can't compete.. and now they got computer skillz and shit?? FML

>>725992086
webRTC can allow for DNS leaks through a VPN, so disabling javascript will basically make you invisible. This isn't to say that all VPNs are idiot proof, you need to pick one that is reliable and rarely used by the upper percentile of users. Basically the more users a VPN service has the more likely it is to being compromised by agencies, governments and info-trading businesses.

Hey /b/ this poor guy is terrified and you are making fun of him this is worse than CP

>>725981947
Come on newfags get with the program.

Timestamp with broken door or OP is faggot

>>725992620
>>725992723
Excellent information! Thanks /b/ros!

>>725992392
If it was like a one time thing and you were booting somethin like Tails from USB, probably.. only risk I could think of is security cams or cams from adjacent buildings catching u or ur car's plates

>>725982808
If you're scared you can come over at my place for the night but you must wear lipstick and I get to choose what kind of night garments you can wear

OP here, a neighbour caught him running with my dog from my house, turns out he was a nigger

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>>725992710
anyone know any onion links where I can buy cheap guns capable of killing niggers. They fucked with the wrong micro-dick, slightly obese, Cheeto eating white boi

>>725983367
>>725993197
You and your friend can both come over but he has to wear lipstick too and crotchless panties

I read sometime last week a story about how the FBI prosecuted some guy who just clicked on a link that said something about CP (on 4chan I believe, can't remember but it may have been that they set it up (FBI) themselves as a trap and/or that someone else tricked him/others into clicking it).. all he had on his HD was one or two thumbnail images in his cache and he got pwned. There was also some story about how thru some clever linking some anon tricked people into searching for CP on the FBI's website or some shit like that. I don't go on the deep web or look at bad shit at all, but, its made me be more aware about visiting links anon's post & unless it's a major website like youtube or something I have stopped going to any.. especially cause you can easily fake a believable news organization esque name, for example

>>725981947
sell your story and make a movie

I've seen dumber ones but this one might be okay

>>725993811
Plus who knows if some elite nerd anon is hosting some 0 day chrome exploit on some fake site they link to on here or some shit, and rekking us all senseless

>>725981947
you didn't get yourself involved in some hood shit anon

you got involved in some occult shit

this shit's for real. your dog's a goner, unless they feel like ransoming it. They got a lot of enemies and a lot of friends. The easiest thing to do in your position for revenge or for profit is to find the website again, track its IP, find them, and then find their enemies and let them know where they're hiding.

Blood hunts happen every day anon, follow your dreams. Here, I'll even arm you:
One can only Hope; context finds itself.
Time is like a bowl of soup.
As you everything approaches nothing with quantum decay, nothing approaches something with spontaneous generation.

>>725993811
That sucks! Some of us here aren't computer literate.. My first couple days on 4chan I clicked an innocent looking URL link and the fucking thing started doing something to my computer. I guess malicious code or something? I didn't think one click could enable something to start messing with your PC itself?

>>725993811
basically all you need to know is
>deepweb is a honey pot
>onion links are a honey pot
>tor is a honeypot
the only safe way to communicate cp is through sdr+sstv or a physical drop

>>725994234
if it's a zero day exploit for your web browser or some component of it (like font rendering, flash plugins, etc), yeah just one load of a web page can cause malicious code to be executed on your system

>>725994490
I don't want anything to do with CP and hope this thread isn't helping anyone get it, but these days yeah even getting tricked into going to a bad onion link can get you fucked so I guess if you want to browse around you might have to go to extreme lengths just to be absolutely safe. Just don't think it's worth it

>>725981947
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>725995024
you cannot get baited into accessing an onion link when you're using a standardized browser. I wouldn't worry about that kind of stuff unless you're actively looking for it.

>>725995132
Some guy who killed a kid last week or so was posting here and gave proof.
Fuck off, 4chan is mostly full of shit, but it's not like real shit has never appeared here.

>>725981947
Your dog smashes the door and ran away with all your porn collection!

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>>725983140
>coincidents

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>>725983264
>Pic related but not my picture.

Op is a faggot but you're an ultraniggerfaggot2k