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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725964911
What are your orders captain?
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>>725964735
rawl
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pls
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>>725965111
What are YOUR orders knight?
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>>725965111
Sir, shall we march on the Filthy Saracens?
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>>725966070
Oh shit they found me
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>>725965831
The knight's orders were to follow the captain's orders. Let's not question his authority.
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Roll
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DEUS VULT
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Deus Vult!
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>>725964735
going to get quads now so be sure to check my digits
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>>725966070
Let's stick this saracen like a spit pig and cook it alive.
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Just a humble peasant passing through
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>>725964735
obey
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>>725964735
"I always knew this day would come."
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725966711
Can't fool me, cap'n.
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Royalty get.
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Rolo
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There is no god but Allah, and his will and rage are mighty
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>>725967074
TRAITOR!
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Rollorono
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ITT: believing in man-made constructs of beings who don't exist and then killing each other over it.

> GREAT JOB!

> fuck, rolling anyways
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>>725967074
You shall be the king's jester.
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Queen get.
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fdfdfdfdfd
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>>725964735
Deus Vult! Now gimme them dubs!
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Deus vult
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>>725967074
Mohammed was a goat fucking farmer and child molested.
Islam was made up to see how many people are stupid enough to follow such an obviously cuck belief.
Allah doesn't exist, no god exists.
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Rolll
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>>725968420
Put your fedora away, infidel dog.
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>>725968420
>420
What is this strange plant matter you have there? I should report this to the authorities.
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>>725964735
Roll
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Dues Vult!
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Deus Vault
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>>725964735
Alright, but who's funding the campaign?
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Ready to die historic

FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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>>725964735
roll!
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>>725969002
Well it's obviously Trump...
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Rollington
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>>725964735
This does not please your new deity.
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>>725964735
knight coming through, out of the way you filthy plebs
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kneel peasents
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A coeur vaillant, rien d'impossible !

Rolling
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>>725964735
For Emperor!
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>>725964735
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>>725969131
>peasents
How was homeschool?
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Deus vult
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Bow before your alpha, faggots.
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>>725969052
I distinctly remember what happened to the Templars after a state head ran out of money! We can't trust Trump with anything. After we take the holy lands, we march for America!
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>>725964735
GOD WILLS IT!
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Knight reporting in.

Step aside, plebs.
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>>725969446
Wait, those aren't my true digits. Reroll.
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Pope reporting in.
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>>725964735

In the name of the king and Almighty God!!
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>>725969337
Good luck marching through a wall.. and marching past a fuckload of drones...
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Halt all saracen immigration and build a fucking wall.
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>>725969621
If Shun Yu got the Huns and their horses through the great wall, we will easily get our holy army through Trump's fence!
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>>725969892
The chinese didn't have a fuckload of drones...
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Le 9gag armee representing.
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>>725964735
rollin for race war
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>>725970066
Who dies first, captain?
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>>725970114
All blacks with a high repeat crime coefficient in chicago
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>>725970015
It's the modern world and our army is equipped with state of the art tech and weaponry, funded through multiple international benefactors. American drones and war machines will meet their match in our airborne capabilities
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>>725970363
Your "modern world army with state of the art tech and weaponry" is recruiting through 4chan.

The drones were on their way 5 minutes ago.
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Lets kill some filthy mudslimes
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>>725970619
Whose side are you on? The Saracens?
>> is recruiting through 4chan
Way to ruin the fun!
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lets go.
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>>725964735
Ave Maria
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT my fellow crusaders
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My bloodline is that of.....
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Deus Vult
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>>725964735
For god and glory.
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>>725964735
go forth brethern!
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Marco rolo
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>>725964735
A crusade you say? By the Emperor I want to join
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I fart in your general direction
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>>725970749
Allah Akbar.

Remember when you lost Jerusalem, christian dog?
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT
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>>725972155
Yes cap'n sir.
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As a German, it's my duty to follow in the footsteps of my ancestors who went to battle for our emperor.
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Rollerino
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we shall retake the holy land my brothers
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>>725964735
Dies Irae
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>>725964735
I give my life for the holy land.
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>>725972425
>>725972380
whoops, almost missed this Saracen. feed him to wild dogs.
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>>725972380
Shut up, sandnigger.
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>>725972520
feed this one to wild dogs too.
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>>725972155
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>>725964735
roll on
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
roll
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>>725964735

Let's cleanse the world from infidels and reclaim East Rome.
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>>725964735
Rolling for anything not saracen
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>>725964735
Sign me up
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>>725972574

Spicy
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rolling for pope
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Islamic terror is just karma cuase we fucked their shit up in the crusades. Tbh they are living in the 11th century
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Deus vult
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>>725972901
Infantry not bad
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>>725966720
Obey my blade in your gut saracen
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>>725973130
Saracen!
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Behold!
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hello govner
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>>725973310
Hello saracen, time to die
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>>725973310
Thou shall be the first to fall under my blade you filth!
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>>725964735
rowing
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Since I am a knight, i want first 10 infrantry faggots to suck my dic
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>>725964735
Bow to me, your king
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For justice
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do you get to the cloud district often?
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>>725964735
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king status
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rol
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WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM
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>>725973453
Haha nice try infantry
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>>725973855
Sir!
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Deus Vult Brothers!
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Deus Vult!
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DEUS VULT
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>>725974120
A whole Nigerian tribe is shoved up your ass
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>>725964735
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>>725964735
For the holy Roman Empire!
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haha
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT
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>>725966666
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For God and country, reporting in
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Broll
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DEUS VULT
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>>725974610
Shit
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>>725974610
Nice try Saracen, I shall behead you with a fish
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Deus Vult
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MY LIFE FOR THE HOLY LANDS
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Deus vult
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT!
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>>725975180
I'm a saracen, come fight me bitches. The Holy Land is ours. You will never beat Saladin and his invincible armies.
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725975355
1v1 me captain, i shall kill you then shit on you.
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It must feel so bad being a white Christian right now, trying to be hard and tough when you know you're society is filled with pussies who haven't seen a war in ages and women who'd rather have that alpha big muslim cock.

It's only a matter of time before Christianity dies out completely in Europe, leaving only muslims and atheists around, and crazy puritans in the bible belt.

>pic related, the western nu-males posting itt
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March on!
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>>725964735
shit but i'm a protestant
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>>725964735

standing by
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I, your king, shall lead you all to victory
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>>725976032
Move out of the way, peasant
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Deus Vult!
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>>725964735
you are aware the Knights Templar is still a thing right?
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Rollin!!
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>>725976174
no u
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Deus vult
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>>725973151
Crusades were just a response to islamic invasion
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Roll for my sixteen year old fiancee
She's not allowed to access this site on her own
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Rollo
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rollerino el dato
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>>725964735
I'm in
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>>725964735
Deus Vult! Slaughter all saracen filth. Kill all sand niggers.
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Deus vult!!
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
For the might of our Lord
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rawlin
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>>725977360
SHIT I'M SARACEN FILTH
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Rolliosa
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Raaaawl
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Death to the muslims!
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>>725977360
Cut off its balls, tie it to a table, and feed it stale bread until it dies of old age.
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Rawwwl
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>>725977540
Death by heroin addiction, followed by heroin denial.
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
BY THE TRIPS!!!
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What if I told you the firmament was real? Would you die believing man landed on the moon and traversed the south pole? Would you realize evolution and the curvature have never been proven? It's the great deception that you so easily believe in.
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>>725964735
Let's get rollin
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>>725964735
Deus vult
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Are we letting in the negros?
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Reporting for duty
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Kill the infidels
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>>725964735
Rolling
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>>725965111
Your highness - may you state your orders?
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I am Gilgamesh, the Ultimate Saracen. Come at me.
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>>725964735
I am ready to kill these Saracen filth.
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>>725964735
Rollin
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>>725977111
I check thee, Sir Knight
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
CLEANSE THE SARCENS
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SALADIN CHECKING IN. I CHANGED SIDES.
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what are my orders sir?
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Which one of the millions. Tell me who it is and maybe join.
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DEUS VULT MY COMRADES!
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Reporting in :))
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Rolll bitch
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>>725964735
Rolling1
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Deus vult!!!
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT
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>>725980050
GET HIM! BURN HIM IN HOLY FIRE
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>>725964735
roll
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Rolling, hoping for single 0.
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>>725977921
We require slave laborers of course.
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>>725964735
roll
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>>725980773
Damn.
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>>725964735
scram sarcastic iudiots
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for glory and honor
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>>725980773
fuck off white guilt
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT!
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>>725964735
Deus vult
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Okay but first...
We
Must
Take
EGYPT!
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>>725964735
deus fucking vult
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>>725964735
rollin Dues to the Vult
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>>725964735
rawl
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Deus Vult
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Rolling for my waifu
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>>725967348
Believing in manmade constructs like Marxism communism and killing people and letting them die over it, people will put their faith into anything and kill people over it faggot "lol killing people over a phony god I am enlightened by my own intelligence" that's honestly you
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rolling for quints
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rollerino
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>>725982430

GARROTE THAT MAN
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
roll
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>>725982650

SARACEN FILTH! STONE HIM TO DEATH!
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>>725964735
I will join and do thy bidding
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rollll
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>>725982710

Behead him.
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Ave Maria! Deus Vult!
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DEUS VULT
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>>725971505
deus vult
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>>725969892
XD comparing those horse fuckers to a country with the biggest navy on earth and an armed citizen populace no one can invade mainland America with millitary force they will get shit
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>>725978814
insisting Gilgamesh was a Muslim how stupid are you
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Count me in
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>>725985341
Welcome to the fight, pepe.
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I am the royal captain and i will be treated as such
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>>725964735
SCOURGE THE INFIDELS
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>>725985884
You are the lying faggot and you shall be mocked.
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>>725964735
Deus Vult!
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>>725964735
ortodox
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AD MORTEM INUMICUS!
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>>725964735
roloing
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DEUS VULT
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rolls
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>>725965111
What are your orders knight?
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Pleb reporting in
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Death to infidels!
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Ave Maria!
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May I wear my own hat?
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deus vult
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My liege!
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>>725986500
>00
wait what does this mean
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>>725964735

In the lord's name!
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>>725986595
High ranking saracen
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>>725986490
>>725986470
>>725986340
>>725982710
>>725982650
>>725980050
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My life in service
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DEUS FUCKING VULT
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>>725971505
D E U S
V U L T
oh and yea rerolling
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Without a king we can't take the holy land! Where's our king?!
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Deus vult
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Deus Vault
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Am I filth or thee be royalty
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sire fuck u reporting for duty
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>>725964735
ROLL FOR GOD
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DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
MAKE ME GREAT AGAIN
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>>725987350
Please refer to >>725986744
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>>725964735
DEUS VULT
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>>725964735
Montjoie ! saint Denis !
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>>725964735
Rolling for thine crown
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DEUS VULT
DESTROY ISLAM
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>>725971505
DEUS VULT
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>>725987725
Reroll
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TLUV SUED
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>>725964735
quads get
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>>725987777
Hail! Beautiful quads!
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DEUS VULT
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I'd die 50 times over just to dump scalding hot bacon grease on Islamist scum and their friends.
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>>725987777
WHAT AER YOUR ORDER HOLY POPE KING, SIR??!!
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To the death!
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>>725987777
My prince, I grovel at thy feet.
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>>725987777
IN THE NAME OF GOD WHERE GO NOBLE ONE!?!
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You probably should go to s.n,a,p,c,h,a.t,y(,)me to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.
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Deus vult
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Where is my Holy Handgrenade?
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DEUS VULT
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allehuakbar
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Kebabs for sale!
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>>725964735
Kill the Heathens
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