Waifu claiming thread. Lazy fuck edition
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttpaP9_lyZg
Still here.
>claims tomoko
Claiming best girl
Shiro claimed.
Is it self-loathing edition again or just regular claiming?
>>725958518
yo who's this mysterious fella?
>>725958518
How are you.
Fuck it i'm tired so i'm going to sleep. Goodnight everyone.
>claiming
>>725958590
Nights Hanako, sleep well.
>>725958590
hey peace to ya brother
>>725958564
Looks like One hundred Punching man.
>>725958584
Flustered! Why do you have feelings for someone like me anyway? I don't understand. I don't we can make this work. I'm so much older than you!
>>725958715
howd it go %]
>>725958720
no i mean who are you
>>725958759
No who are you?
>>725958808
i asked first
>>725958720
Feelings are hard to explain. Why not? You're not that much older. I almost dated a girl that was 5 years older than me but she didn't want the high school judge stuff.
So, I see you guys are still at it. You never can die, huh? Well, ohayo mina-san, keep up the good work.
>>725958825
And you should introduce yourself first.
>>725958841
I'm 10 years older than you! I wouldn't mind being a pedophile, but still. You deserve someone closer to your age.
>>725958948
So? I may like older people as a uh slight fetish. I like the stability.
>>725958948
>>725958841
Fucking faggot.
You two are fucking gay and should star in the next Isis video you faggots.
You can't fucking have a relationship on 4chan.
Go sing into Kurt Cobain's microphone and order a coffin for two
>>725958948
okay then we'll just carry on without knowing each other's identities punk ass boyo. whats up mr mysterious fella?
>>725959086
>Go sing into Kurt Cobain's microphone
yo this sounds like a REALLY sophisticated burn but i dont really get it. i get that it's like "'kill yourself" but please explain further.
>>725959178
He shot himself.
>>725959178
Kurt Cobain kysd with a shotgun.
he was a singer
>>725959048
*takes you into my arms and squeezes*
I don't know what to do!!!!
>>725959086
As if that organization is capable of capturing me alive.
>>725959113
Nothing.
>>725958759
Not bad, I just went for a walk while listening to some music. So I doubt it could have gone badly anyway.
Comforting thought.
>>725959257
Do you need time to think?
>>725959257
Stop erping you fucking faggot.
>>725959048
Tomoko get a fucking grip. This will end up like mash.
>>725959237
>>725959243
yes i know that (kurt "i dont have a gun" cobain) but microphone is just a stand-in for gun? what? is that a common thing?
>>725959257
why are you here?
>>725959285
thats great brother, what were you jamming? if you wanna share.
>>725959315
Don't you have Mash though?
>>725959335
Its because he was a singer.
He used a shotgun to blow his brain out.
There's a pic of a shotgun named Kurt Cobain microphone.
>>725959323
>>725959368
I don't know anymore. What's real? Do I throw it all away? Maybe. Does mash care? They clearly want misaki too.
I just want someone to have rough sex, suck her off and then cuddle while watching tv.I want to feel again, i want to stop the time when i am with her, but i know nobody like that exists for me,
holy shit
>>725959430
yea i guess thats all right whatever. the more i think about it the less i like it so it's time to stop
>>725959497
word.
>>725959315
This is difficult for me because you're so young. I mean I have no problem deflowering your innocence fufufu~
But even so. . .
>>725959323
You don't know that ERP is, friend.
>>725959335
Why aren't you here?
>>725959335
Havilah, by The Drones, using an old MP3 player I managed to get a hold of.
Which, that MP3 player, I have to say, was actually quite the bargain, plus I like listening to music while on the move so it serves me well.
>>725959527
Is it? How many people would actually say something to you?
>>725959527
dude wtf is wrong w you... put me on your deflowering list too i guess.
>>725959516
What's wrong?
>>725959527
Yes I do.
Just because I'm not a faggot and try to do it with everyone doesn't mean I don't know what it is.
>>725959579
Dude stop while you're at it.
Guy doesn't like you.
No one will unless you better yourself
Good morning all. Anyone feeling extra awful today?
>>725959579
Everyone will have a problem with it but I'm not worried about them. I just never been in this situation before. I really don't know what to say right now. I'm flattered you choose me but I'm certain there are way better options.
>>725959589
Who are you?
>>725959629
I don't!
>>725959705
Yes you fucking do you fucking slut.
Stop leading Tomoko on.
>>725959556
i will check that out. what kinda mp3player is it
>>725959705
haha i guess im like sci dude %)
i'm better than everyone here
>>725958446
>>725959701
Not anymore, after seeing Koume.
Is that a rapist lurking behind her though?
>>725959781
At what?
>>725959781
yet you have the worst waifu by far...%))))
>>725959701
pick all that apply
>fat
>unemployed
>smells bad
>hillary clinton
>mountain dew
>call of duty
>>725959497
kys
>>725959629
We shall see then. Maybe it's the boost I need. >>725959705
They won't. It will be weird yeah but it's not weird to me and that will be clear. Are there? I don't see them.
So Tomoko just wants someone to take care of him if/when he decides to move out?
>>725959817
i'm good at stuff
>>725959821
you wanna fite me sausage fingers? i will punch you right in the vagina.
>>725959759
I'm going to get him to fuck you up.
>>725959769
Be quiet.
>>725959781
/thread
>>725959880
D-damn I feel like a pedophile! I'll be back later. This isn't over.
ur a sneaky one mysterious fella probably a little evil in you but i like it
>>725959880
But Tomoko.
I love you.
I don't want anyone to hurt you.
>>725959962
Impressive :o
Have you thought about going pro?
How are we all doing?
>>725959972
holy moly i think im like in love with you friend
>>725959781
don't you live with your parents?
>>725959590
you're not in my bed
>>725959769
A SanDisk one, 8GB. I'll try to get a micro SD card at some point, but for right now it will suffice.
>>725959972
Fine I'll try to be here. >>725960010
Whobare you? Why do you hide from me? You seee I'm longing for a person.
who is this guy, brothers?
>>725959972
>>725959705
>>725959527
>>725959701
Morning, how'd you know?
How's you?
>>725960103
I post anon because I don't know who to post.
But I really really love you.
Seeing what happened to you with Mash made me sad and I don't want that happening again.
>>725960072
looooooooooooooooooooooks old
>>725960203
Who are you? You must have talked to me before.
>>725960127
Lmaoing @ ur autism
>>725960103
>>725960203
[hallelujah chorus plays]
>>725960342
youre not the same guy are you>?
Bah.
>>725960329
We have but I'm not comfortable posting pics right now.
>>725960575
Why not? Don't hide from me.
>>725960047
Holy shit, you're right!
But then again it's probably because it's uncomfortable and smells like taco.
>>725960072
So you don't even have a phone but want to go straight for the high end pc?
>>725960634
I sleep on the couch usually
>>725959701
Ooof cause I'm getting texts saying I do not have to go to work today. But it still woke me up. Way to early.
>>725959817
Well thank you, things got a little out of hand last night. But no that's not, that's just P-chan...I think.
>>725959848
Thanks for making me feel rather good about myself. My back is fucked so I'm a bit out of shape, but not fat. Have a job, take showers, HA! The God Emperor sits on his throne, I'll buy a 20oz every now and then, I'm white it's like grape soda to us, GTA,
>>725960699
So I could have the bed to myself?
>>725960715
What happened?
>>725960304
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>725960634
shut ur face
>>725960522
Bah at what?
>>725960197
>>725960715
That was for you. But I replied to myself. :/
>>725960632
Eh...
I would but I don't know what to post.
>>725960763
Who do you think you're talking to?
It seems I went to lax on you lately.
>>725960861
Then who have you talked to me as?
>>725960982
do you rename this with your mood?
or do you just have the same picture saved a few times?
>>725960763
no it's cool i like it
>>725960808
Self replies are the best.
Back to sleep not an option?
>>725960904
Usually anon.
But I don't talk very often, most of the time I lurk and watch your conversations.
I guess I can post as Mio if you want
>>725960904
>>725961211
Also phone about to die brb
>>725961076
Press been called bunny since the day I cropped it from the OVA
Are you confusing it with this one
>>725961211
How long have you watched me? >>725961237
I'll be here.
>>725961265
It's
>>725961265
>>725961290
how did it's become press?
>>725960757
Went out, got a little drunk. Koumes clothes started falling off. Goodness
>>725961169
I wish. Pretty awake. Maybe in a bit
>>725961340
That's a good question
>>725961283
Months...
Almost everyday, actually.
Is this hangover? Should I sleep?
>>725961352
Don't worry it was a bit hot.>>725961434
Why?
>>725961182
>>725961352
I really shouldn't, but considering taking a nap...
>>725961444
>444
I'm asking myself that exact question.
>>725960715
big motherfucking pimp
>>725960864
I think you always got too lax on me. Need to grab the bull by the horns.
Or in my case, the slightly misbehaving human, by the throat and/or penis.
>>725961444
Go sleep if you're tired
>>725961512
>
>>725961475
Because I get bored and lurk and your conversations are interesting.
I've grown fond of you.
>>725961605
Why don't you talk to me and why don't you talk to me then?
>>725961575
it's the magician
>>725961605
Sorry I'm tired
>>725961512
Got any answers?
>>725961575
I don't really feel tired tired though
>>725961605
Kek
Aqua claimed, dodging schoolwork
I see we have some new faces? Been a while for me
>>725961736
Hangover, slight.
Sleep, do want, but probably wont.
You slept at all yet?
>>725961813
do your homework
>>725961698
Hello, Mavis. What's up?
>>725961736
Explain
>>725961678
I'm shy.
I'm afraid to talk a lot.
>>725961705
OK, goodnight.
>>725961352
Wew lad!
>>725961561
The throat sounds like a plan, but the other seems too much like a reward to be appropriate. In fact some chastity seem to be in order, maybe that will keep you in line.
>>725961856
you're not my dad
>>725961813
weren't you here just a while ago
>>725961861
Well anything you want to tell me. I repeated myself that's why I said I was tired
>>725961897
put away your chinese cartoons and hit the books
>>725961897
Who knows, it could be virtually anyone.
And he's right, education is important.
>>725961856
>Totally just reminded my I have homework
why do you do these things
>>725961940
Oh, okay, love.
I just wanted you to know that I love you, to be honest. And that I don't want anybody else to hurt you.
>>725961828
I did sleep a bit.
>>725961859
Probably just a little bit of hangover that's making me tired, but not "I need sleep or I can't function" type of tired.
>>725961937
it has been a few hours
I think about 13 actually seeing how it's 1 PM already
>>725961977
No, I wanna watch one more episode
>>725962002
No I am fairly sure my dad doesn't visit this website
It is but I am really not in the mood, give me a few hours
Claim
>>725962059
This may be rude but it's a bit strange. Tell me about yourself.
Jesus chroist you bellends are so autistic I mean come on 'waifu claiming threads'? Get your 40yo ass of your computer, wipe that lube off your hands and get a fucking job
Goodnight, everyone.
>>725962123
Just rest a little, then.
>>725962230
Good morning
>>725962213
>Implying anyone here is over 20
>>725962274
yes?
I'm sorry I don't think I have ever seen or talked to you before
>>725962230
Nights Louise, sleep well.
>>725961475
>>725961870
It was fun regardless.
>>725961512
Naps are always fun. ikusaba is always telling me to get more sleep
>>725962351
yes you were practically just here
>>725962163
Oh...
My bad, I'm afraid to talk to people in real life and online. I have a hard time making friends and stuff. So usually I just lurk. I like videogames and anime I guess.
>>725962587
What games? Sorry you are anxious.
>>725962513
definitly not me, perhaps another aqua claimer but I just turned on my pc
>>725962697
so you werent the one arguing with clock eye girl?
>>725962151
You can continue claiming your meme tier waifu once you've done some work.
What subject is it even?
>>725962479
I didn't think her to be such a lewd girl.
>>725962791
nope
sorry to dissapoint
>>725962479
Funny thing is I have no recollection of going to bed, so I have no idea how long I slept.
Naps can be comfy, but I find having to get out of bed a 2nd time outweights it most of the time.
>>725962849
whoops
>>725962670
Uh...
I like Fallout, Left 4 Dead, Pokemon, Plague Inc: Evolved, Final Fantasy III, Demonophobia (really weird game), Dragon Ball Z Bodoukai Tenkaichi series, Mortal Kombat, J-stars Ultimate Victory Versus, Dream Girlfriend (mobile game), and a lot of others I can't think of.
I also listen to music.
>>725962960
Don't be so nervous. I play lots a games myself. Those dbz games were sweet and I actually know that mobile app. Still have it installed. I play too much games. You claimed mio I guessed you liked some music.
>>725962846
you made a weird typo there, I'm sure you mean top tier
I hardly ever come here anymore guess I should just study and bail
I got some tests coming up, I need to do most studying for physics and biology
>>725962944
guess I'll show myself out
>>725962159
get on discord -_-
>>725961386
you need a new phone
>>725963090
Protip: Switch to business, comp sci, or logistics major. Coming from personal experience here. Science doesn't pay.
>>725963170
is there a waifu discord server please give it
>>725963198
there's like 50
I'm not in any
>>725963170
And what if i don't want to? :o
>>725963063
I like weird music though. Mostly ambience.
https://youtu.be/9ZFhke6HoYQ
https://youtu.be/bByl2B3A3nE
>>725963191
still in highschool my dude
>>725963235
you'll miss the movie -_-
>>725963253
life sucks
>>725963245
Good. Stay away from sciences in general. Or say hello to a life of debt just like me.
>>725963241
Can't listen ATM the moment but music is whatever you think it is.
>>725963318
What movie? :o
>>725963318
What moviee?
>>725963021
Ugh that ass is amazing!
>>725963331
I don't think I'll take advice from a dog fucker
>>725960103
I'm going to need more time to think. I want you to go bed now.
>>725963331
Maybe you're just too stupid
STEM > liberal arts
>>725963021
Oh god, not again...
>>725963090
She is really bratty and arrogant, but has little reason to be, instead she gets covered in slime a lot. That is either a meme or she's a really dirty slut who's into that kind of play. One of the two it must be. But you just ruled out the meme option, so I guess it leaves only one.
>>725963245
Bro, you actually have things to do in life! It's not hopeless yet. What are you doing here?
>>725963198
I know a server with people from waifu in it but it's not really a waifu server
>>725962846
That's the best part. Much like shiro they aren't. But... sometimes you get a flash of something or a little
>>725962890
Black out huh... Nice. You probably did sleep alot
>>725963426
no pick me
>>725963331
Any good dog food you can reccomend me?
Currently I'm making my own for my golden retriever.
>>725963505
And that makes it worth so much more.
>>725963426
TAke your time. Just remember I'm not a kid. Can't friend is watching tv.
>>725963413
In that case feel free to be poor for life. Your decision.
>>725963377
Nice to see you again dude. Are you the same guy that was posting Jenna before? I haven't been on these threads for a little while.
>>725963451
Drop the S.
Tech, engineering, or math. Even engineering is not as good as it used to be as its being saturated by Indians like science fields are.
If you wanna make $10/hour as a lab assistant for life, go ahead and major in science.
>>725963507
I can add you to two of them
Sempai#6520
>>725963492
actually i just changed my mind i dont even know why id want in a discord server
>>725963364
>>725963365
Martyrs
get on discord old man -_-
>>725963480
we got into this yesterday shiro, you have shit taste we get it
I have been posting for a while, if I don't waste my time here I would waste time on other stupid shit so don't worry about it
>>725963563
What?
I'm new here.
Are you also a zoophile?
>>725963529
I give raw and slow cooked meat. No commercial dog food. That stuff contains actual dog meat. Yuck.
>>725963584
Me too. Notice me senpai uguuuuu~~~
>>725963620
picture
whatever, I am off
>>725963584
okay fine i changed my mind back again
>>725963644
the ppl said not to add you
>>725963507
I can know your intentions for me and besides you have no feelings for me, you just want attention.
>>725963559
You are so. . . young.
>>725963614
What's that about?
>>725963692
what
just add me and I'll invite you
>>725963693
Damn my plans to troll are foiled~
>>725963639
Yes. I thought you were another. There's a couple others that go on these threads but not many.
>>725963699
it's a horror movie
get online please old man -_-
>>725963696
So? I'm still an adult
>>725963794
Ok
I am -_-
>>725963867
I don't knooow i want to cry.
>>725963608
You can join mine if you want
>>725963939
It's ok to do that. No one will know.
>>725963696
no dude ive fallen madly in love with you or something? haha %) i want an e-g(?)f who loves me and treats me like shit.
>>725963991
sure. but why the heck are there so many ?
>>725963563
Do you hate science because it says you can't crossbreed with dogs?
>>725964147
I hate science because it pays shit and indebts you for life.
>>725964002
You don't mind keeping it a secret from my family? What am I saying, I can lose my career for being a cougar!
>>725964094
I'm in a serious conversation right now with Tomoko.
>>725964248
I don't even mind if I never meet them. You're not taking some high schooler