Waifu claiming thread: Happy birthday Juvia! >Claim your

>inb4 autistic assblasted replies on how you don't like weebs on a weeb site

>>725942379
Reminder Shitposter anon has spent 430 hours in this thread.
23 days counting sleep hours.
Probably more.

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>>725942319
Jesus I thought you left 20 mins ago. >>725942147
NO the cow would be weird. I want a cat.

Fake thread the shit poster made he's just gonna delete it move on to the other one

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>>725941947 (Tali)
That it does. You'll find yourself in a position to control things moving forward sooner rather than later- if anything I can say that you've made some good progress on paying things off. One step closer to killing debts and then doing things as you want them to be done.

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>>725941629
I know that, so am i.

>>725941705
The only thing i can give you anymore is advice. Honestly, there's nothing more i need to know.

>>725941840
Oh my, i didn't realize you would like it so much~

>>725941947
Oh, i'm sorry.

>>725942506
430 hours anon.

>>725942476
Reminder it doesnt really matter becaise he literally cant win here because he's too autism and everyone including other shitposters hate him

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Deleting this thread at 15 posters :)

Nice try shit poster, where's the real thread??

>>725942495
why would the cow be weird? I just explained why the cat would

Can someone make a real thread?

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>>725942509
Wife found a one shot gig that pays 6k
>>725942561
Its ok not really a problem

>>725942506
But they wish jives a birthday. Shitposter doesn't have the braincells for something that complex

Well, I'm done for the night. Here we go again letting him bounce us around 3-4 threads. Goodnight :3

>Itt people pretend the thread will be deleted to hard.

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>>725942696
It's a cow. Not many people have cows so yeah cats more normal.

>>725942733
But he is d7mb enough to samefag and say its a fake thread. Just wait it out amd if it deletes, ill just make another.

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>>725942495
i have insomnia, it's a curse that always stays with me no matter what happens
guacamole this time really gets the fuck out

>>725942733
>implying we can't make more

Where's the real thread??

>>725942887
Here

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>buttblasted and friends trying this hard

>>725942877
>implying this doesn't make it frustrating and cause disorder amongst the claimers

>>725942977
>Implying it actually does

Soon to be 432 hours anon!

>>725942977
It really doesnt

>>725942977
sure thing keep on being assblasted kiddo

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Alright Imma be cool in this thread. Ask me anything.

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>>725942855
Same. Go to sleep you gay Tomo claimer

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>>725942977
>being this delusional
HAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I Just
Just HAHAHAHAHA MY sides right now HAAHAHAAh

>>725943069
Whats it like sucking cock?

>>725943069
Why you post here? Seems like all you want to do is fight.

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>>725942732
DId you start that driving job yet?

>>725942808
cat girl or regular girl?

>>725943109
It's not gay if the balls dont touch

>>725943069
snapchats so gay

>>725943141
I dunno
>>725943149
its fun

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>>725943167
No waitin on license still...

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>>725942732
>6K
Very nice, quite a bit you can do with that. How long till you're hitting the road with Uber?

>>725943204
Not much of a question, but okay if you think so then don't download snapchat I guess?

>>725943249
>i dunno
No lying

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>>725943181
Cat girl if possible regular girl works.>>725943192
It's gay don't cover.

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>normies talking to each other

>>725943341
you have to pick just one

>>725943069
You've done this before too, you've already spent 431 hours playing this game, time to find another.

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>>725943279
Hopefully by tuesday
>goodnight all
>happy birthday juvia
>shit poster you are both my favorite and yet least effective shitposter
>>725943343
Semi lewd

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A grown man, married to a chubby emo "woman" probably a decade older than me, is an aspiring uber drive. That's right his goal is to work for a fucking iPhone app.

Shots fired, Tali

>>725943450
Where's your girlfr- oh wait lol

>>725943454
>Not making easy money

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtsM1ouOLLQ

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>>725943250
God damn still? Commiefornia really sucks.>>725943453
Goodnight cutie,

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>>725943341
yeah, i'm probably a fag

>>725943511
cute legs

>>725943501
431 hours spent here anon.
Staring at a screen, typing insults, saving and posting pictures.

>>725943506
>making money by working for a 2-star iPhone app

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>>725943453
Not even.
>>725943511
https://youtu.be/vx_TXdaZjSg

>>725943454
Are you 15? Sounds about right

>>725943593
and its not autism you darn weeb!!

>>725943622
This has become who he is now. He's been here to long to leave.

>>725943601
See
>>725943506
Again
Also
>not having multiple streams of income and depending on daddy

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>>725943593
I've been dating my gf for three years, go ahead and calculate how much time we spent having sex while you circle jerked in these threads, bet you won't Bc like I said this is all an austistic self esteem preservation attempt Kek prove me wrong

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>>725943415
Regular girl. Cat girls aren't real.>>725943543
It's cool tell me about it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

>>725943732
>15 secs is all you need
>15 x 10
>150 seconds
>5 minutes total over 3 years

>>725943678
Spending 431 hours doing a repetitive and unpopular task for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself IS autism, anon.

Some like planes, some like pianos, you like posting on 4chan.

>>725943806
kek

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>>725943453
'Night. I suppose I should turn in as well since I'm enjoying a nice buzz at the moment.

Goodnight all, take it easy.

>>725943732
trick question when the bull does all the work

>>725943806
Hope this half-ass attempt at humor was worth proving me right kid :)

>>725943806
lmao

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>>725943747
i'm supposed to be sleeping, smug tomoko, maybe tomorrow we can talk about my gayness
guacamole

>>725943732
You've been dating her for three years, but you claimed to have taken a snap chat with her 5 years ago at 15. You also say your currently 20.

Doesn't take a math genius to find holes in your story.

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>>725943806
BTFO
my sides

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You probably should browse to s.n,a,p.c,h,a.t,y(,)me to leak local sluts nudes.

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>>725943890
Afternoon Louise. How goes it.>>725943938
I guess.night.

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>>725943844
>he's deluded himself into thinking anyone shitposting is the same guy
Here's perfect evidence that you're delusional and you're trying to protect your weeb culture and cringey ass lifestyle by pretending every normal person doesn't cringe at the thought of you

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>>725943806

10/10

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>>725943997
>implying you aren't the one trying to "protect" "your" /b/
>not cringe
>not autism

>>725943943
Uhhhh, yeah nice try man. I guess this is 4 times I have to prove someone wrong, oh well. There are so many holes in your post I'm not even going to begin to decipher them, I was gonna but no.

>>725943997
So it's multiple people, a community built for the purpose of trolling a thread on an image board in the corner of the internet noone cares about.

Doesn't matter how many hours the individuals have spent then, you're all autist in your own private community, just with no handlers.

>>725943806
Best post of the night

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>>725944017
:^)

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>>725944157
>when you get proven wrong: the post

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>>725943996
I'm really really sleepy
How about you?

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Claiming best girl

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>>725943806

TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
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[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] TOLDERONE
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
[x] PTERODACTOLD
[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[x] 24 CARAT TOLD
[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAKTHE TOLD
[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
[x] GARY TOLDMAN
[x] TOLD SPICE
[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
[x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE
[x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER
[x] TOLD YELLER
[x] EL DORADO: THE LOST CITY OF TOLD
[x] TOLDPLAY
[x] THE TOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
[x] DANNY DEVITOLD
[x] TOLDEN SUN
[x] FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLDS
[x] CAN’T TEACH A TOLD DOG NEW TRICKS
[x] I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A TOLD DIGGER
[x] TOLDING CHAIR
[x] TOLDIER OF FORTUNE
[x] THE TOLDEN COMPASS
[x] TOLDEN AXE
[x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
[x ROCKIN TO THE TOLDIES
[x] BATTLETOLDS
[x] YE TOLDE PUB
[x] TOLDEN CAULFIELD
[x] THE TOLD MAN AND THE SEA
[x] TOLD MEDAL WINNER AT THE OLYMPICS
[x] ALL OF THE ABOVE

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>>725944256
I'm really really drunk. I may entertain.

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>>725944256
Sleep then

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Just think he spent all this time, did all this math, tried so hard to protect his self esteem, only to get proven wrong. Must be rough man. I'm sure mommys waiting outside the basement door with a fresh size 55 adult diaper and some chicken tendies you dumb fucking man child

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>>725944299
Meant to use:
>

Morning

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my friends good motherfuckin morning yo happy saturday!

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>>725944116
>
So she broke up with you and now you're here, this is just you crying about your lost girlfriend?

You've spent 431 hours here because your gf broke up with you. Original

>>725943806

burn yo

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>>725943890
Louise a cute,

>>725944341
entertain us with your nudes

>>725943069
James is that you?

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>>725944388
this is rly making me feel bad dude mayve u should just take a break :\

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>>725944222
>checked
How's it going?

>>725944388
Shame you spent 431 days here posting about diapers and tendies for your scat fetish.

>>725944341
butt

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>>725944341
Glad to hear it~
How's your night going?

>>725944350
I SHOULD, but no.
I will be up for another 5 hours.
>>725944489
Hanako a cute too~

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yo who the hecky is the "'"ama""" guy? thats not chen is it

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>>725944442
Okay so you spent all this time accusing me of something, and got smacked right the fuck down and proven wrong, now you're doing it again. Where did I say she left me? And you're using my estimation of when I took a picture from high school when I smoked weed all day? Top fucking Kek, this is pure damage control

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>>725944608
How are you tonight Louise?

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>>725944529
I going to sleep actually lol. Have fun with you distance game

>>725944608
Oh. Then I'll take your 5 hours of sleep. 8 if im lucky

>>725944720
Nah unlike chen he's terrible at shitposting and gets btfo'd on a regular basis

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>>725944501
Sure sure. As soon as you pm me with your nudes.>>725944598
Not for you. I'm not stupid.>>725944608
You know drunk and sad.>>725944608

>>725944536
Shame you already got proven wrong

>>725944720
some guy triggered by anime

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>>725944765
Goodnight Smug

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>>725944745
Sleeeeepy. But pretty good. How about you?
>>725944765
Go for it! Sleep is important, you deserve to be well-rested!
>>725944820
Why sad?

>>725944820
didn't say you are I just said butt

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Aww he got proven wrong so he's giving up :)

>>725944820
boy nudes, what are you fucking gay?

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>>725944720
https://imgur.com/a/isOBW
He's that guy.

>>725944722
You're on the defensive anon, stop avoiding it.

When she left you didn't get addicted to alcahol, drugs, nope, you came to 4chan and raged against the walls clamoring for attention.

That's it isn't it? A man, sad and left by the only person he loves, a youth angry at the world. With nothing left but to scream out no, but noone is listening anon. Nobody will care when your voice finally gives out.

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>>725944986

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>>725944891
Then go to sleep silly~. I'm decent, been drinking for a bit.

>>725945028
>Damage control

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>>725944891
I just am. No need to go into it. >>725944917
We'll give me yours. >>725944971
I'm a dude and you want my nudes.

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>>725945004
Your last set of accusations got smacked the fuck down so now you're trying again? How fragile is your ego that someone shit posting your anime circle jerk triggers such a reaction? If you reply to me ever again, whether it be directly or indirectly, you're an autistic permavirgin who is obsessed with math problems and jacking off to anime characters

>>725944986
>that me and my gf
why do normies have to show off all the time?
is it autism?

>>725945093
then, it's not gay if we both want it

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>>725944811
oh okay good lol pretty sad shit tho, damn!

>>725944847
dude just jealous how much fun we're having together. lets invite him to an anime viewing! hes a real sweetheart deep down i can tell these things we just need to get him to open up!

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>>725945054
nuhhh, not for five hours.
Sounds nice to me! up to anything else?

>>725945093
Sorry to hear...Is drinking helping?

motherfuckin whats your name "ama" guy? %)

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>>725944986
fucking gay

>>725945183
Confirmed=smack the fuck down now

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>>725945203
Is not sure. I still want to try a girl first you know?>>725945326
Nah makes it worse. I'll actually admit it.

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>>725945191
Post a pic of your girlfr---oh i mean body pillow/ image on a monitor of an animated preteen

Top. Fuckin. Kek.

>>725945093
you don't like butts

>>725945366
i'll be waiting
nice dubs

>>725945361
See
>>725943997

>>725945385
dude like pls respond %3 lemme get to know you brother

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>>725945326
you're so stubborn~ Not really, tried to talk some sense into Tomoko but he wouldn't listen.

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>>725945054
You and me both. Also, hello Hanako

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>>725945401
I don't understand the liking. I like boobs more. Butts are ok but I'm weird. >>725945438
Give me yours first.

>>725945491
Oh shit wrong picture

>>725945589
no you like feet more

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>>725945366
Then why do you do it?
>>725945519
I'm a little stubborn, sure
Tomoko is stubborn, too, though

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Just think, he's probably angrily typing up a tsunami of damage control wit his fat sausage fingers Kek

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Not sure if still drunk or getting a hangover..

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>>725945191
Gotta compensate for being held down and fucked somehow.
>>725945491
>and then he got CREAM TEAM'ED

>>725945732
Confirmed kid who has never been drunk before and is pretending online for a bunch of borderline pedophiles

>>725945589
maybe tomorrow
being gay tires me up
bye bye tomo

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>>725945680
Where did you get that idea? >>725945682
I feel better inside. I can let myself relax.>>725945858
Night.

>>725945778
>every story ever posted on 4chan is 100% true
>not autistic
Pick one

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>>725945732
dude whats up i never talked to you man so like hey

>>725945894
you said it quite a few times

my phone screen is so fucked up dudes

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>>725945835
I kek'd, thanks for that.
Drink more scrub and perhaps you'll get that feeling too.

>>725945956
Hai Sci

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>>725945903
Let's suppose for a moment that it's NOT true.
What do that say about the mental state of the person posting that to make something like that up?
Freud would have a field day asking about that kind of fantasising

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>>725945894
Well...At least there's that, I suppose, that is important.

>>725946137
What does* that say

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>>725945585
Hiya Firekeeper~. How are you?

>>725945682
Yeah, but hey i tried.

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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1

EVERYTHING ON 4CHAN IS TRUE THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME GUYS

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>>725946100
tell me who is this girl and how is she the best

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>>725945994
I did. Sorry I want to be there for someone. I won't I'm a waste.>>725946177
Yeah sorry In advance for anything I say.

>>725946241
>damage control after being btfo

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>>725946241
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2

EVERYTHING IS TRUE ON 4CHAN THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME, ALSO CLAIMED

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>>725946217
Still not really good to be honest.
And how are you? How's the night going so far?

>>725946137
you just send the kid into a sperging rampage

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>>725946342
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3,

NOBODY CAN WRITE A STORY FOR ENTERTAINMENT ITS ALL TRUE ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET JUST LIKE THIS STORY IS TRUE! CLAIMED!!!

>>725946277
you did silly

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>>725946518
I did what?

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Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4

PEOPLE ARE INCAPABLE OF WRITING FICTION, EVERYTHING WRITTEN IS TRUE. STEPHEN KING WRITES FUCKED UP NOVELS, WHAT WOUKD YOU SAY ABOUT THE MENTAL STATE OF SOMEONE WHO WRITES SUCH THINGS??

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>>725946217
And that's what matters!

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>>725946677
I despise my family of normies, in fact I hate everyone who isn't part of the Waifu community. The only person free of my hatred is my mother. She's taken care of me for the past 22 years, and supplies me with food and diaper changes. It is now 10 pm, and I'm still soaked in my own shit and piss. Whatever, I've smelled worse than this before. I sit down at me desk, brush some roaches away from my mousepad, and refresh the current Waifu thread. Just as i begin to select my image of Miku to claim, I feel something move between my ankles. I see a big rat crawling beneath me. This will make an exquisite gift for my Waifu body pillow. I grab him by the tail, and suffocate him between my man breasts. I then throw him on to my bed, to appease Miku. I can hear mother yelling upstairs, in between sobs and crying. Probably on her normie iPhone talking to one of her newfag friends about me. All of this excitement makes my bowels loose, so I grab the nearest empty 2 liter of soda, remove my size 42 adult diaper, and like my asshole up with the opening. I squeeze out enough pizza roll liquid shit to fill up 1/4 of the container. I place it next to a pile of dead roaches and look back at my computer screen
Pt 5

REEEEEEEEE NEVER SAY STORIES ON 4CHAN ARE FAKE REEEEEEEE

>>725946663
you did mentioned you liked feet more
not boobs

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>>725946438
I seem to have that effect.

>>725946773
use those powers carefully now

>>725946767
he also likes waifu tongues

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>>725946372
Still huh, i hope it better better for you soon. I'm alright, it's going good so far, though now that you're here it's even better~. How about you, how's your morning?

>>725946686
Exactly, at least somebody understands the importance of trying,

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>>725946767
No no. Boobs are better. I'm ok with a foot job though if they offer

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>>725946773
Hahahaha wow you fag you're really this autistic?? This is really how the average day is for you?? Lmfao that's your avatar and you typed this on 4chan

>>725946844
I know

>>725946926
>>725946677
>>725946741
>filnames
>trying this hard
phone posters are this retarded
this is sad now

>>725946960
he is the absolute madman

>>725947033
he bae

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Creepy pedo dude posting the 4 inch tall blonde girl is confirmed basement dwelling autist he posted an entire story about it lmfao what a fag

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>>725946870
Yeah, I also hope so.
Oh? Well, I'm flattered, thank you sweetheart~
I just woke up and still lay in bed. It's just too comfy to get up

>>725947067
new here eh

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>>725946241
>big boy points
Clearly not me. I have the good sense to call them good boy points.

>>725947021
Nice fucking damage control, must have been you in the story lmfao

>>725946773
I think you broke him in a way more effective than chen

>>725947155
>not damage control
>not still trying too hard
nice delusion please continue

>>725947059
he's love

>>725946885
Ass>boobs
>>725947245
he qt

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>>725946870
Trying is the first step to success!

This guys shit posting is next level. Holy fuck you guys are sensitive, no wonder this works so well for him.

>>725947271
he's mah boi

>>725947359
oh shit

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>>725947271
I dream of playing with them. I'm a sad person.

When the shit poster kills the thread

>>725947401
waddup

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>>725947085
All we can do is hope things get better right?
Of course, you're always a pleasure to chat with~.
Then you should stay there and just enjoy being all comfy~

>>725947309
Yes exactly! Life is full of many failures but you only truly fail when you give up.

>>725947514
Virginity confirmed

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>>725947514
Hey you stop being sad

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Be honest how mad do y'all get at the shit posting? Don't say it doesn't bother you or we wouldn't be where we are.

>>725947514
pay $15 to your local hooker if sex remember condom

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>>725947614
Why? I won't ever make people happy. >>725947561
Bitch you could have asked. I'm a virgin never been close to a girl to do that.

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>>725947552
Exactly~ Just gotta take each new day with what it gives you.
>Just remembered I have to do a bit of work
>I literally am too tired to play vidiya right now
end me

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>>725947735
Heh no hookers small town.

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>>725947732
I find the amusement of poking fun at you far out ways any annoyance you might bring.
So negative mad. It's funny.

>>725947813
lies

>>725947862
Even though you lose every argument?

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>>725946250
She's Saya from Saya no Uta visual novel.
Cute, highly intelligent, is kind and cares for those she loves. Also has blue-orange morality.

>>725946686
Hai Louise.

>>725947614
Hai.

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>ywn befriend "ama" guy and cool him down and bring out his sweet true inner self
why even live

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>>725947981
What argument have i lost, exactly? I think i missed that one. All i see is you getting super triggered.

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>>725947552
I guess you're right. Sad that I don't hope for anything anymore and just try to accept things as they are. It won't be so much of a blow when finally things will go down the shitter.
As are you; after all, that's why you're my favourite Hanako of all times~
You know.... Comfy is best when shared, so if you would like to join.... I certainly wouldn't mind in the slightest~

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>>725947751
Again, use that thought process to your advantage.

>>725947752
What work do you have to do?

>>725947981
>argument
>same old shit
boi

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>>725947970
Then o don't know them. >>725948136
Which one?

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>>725948051
okay youre gonna have to explain blue-orange morality

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Alright look I just saw something sad and I feel bad. Instead of shit posting im offering advice because let's face it some of y'all could use it, say what you want about me you know I have a hot ass gf and you don't. Answering questions and not being mean

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>>725947751
You make me happy.
No I'm kidding but you do make me glad you see you on threads.

>>725948051
Good morning Saya~ Sleep well?

>damage control with your high horse
KEK

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>>725948329
Oh great some anon feels happiness to see me online. I want to be able to make an actual person happy. I'm a waste I can't even make Rea feel much.

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>>725948319
Hello Rock Lee how do I get rid of a stalker?

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>>725948319

>I have a hot ass gf and you don't

)))))
(0(0(0(0(0(


Stop being so insecure.
Also ,stop generalizing.

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>>725948453
its 3 am I'm tying not to bust out laughing and you just fucked it up for me

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>>725948319
what music do u like ama guy

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>>725948450
You can start by making your family happy Tomo-chan~

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>>725948319
How do you bare with the fact that you're normie scum?
How bout the fact you live in a trailer, wagecuck?
>just bee urself

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>>725948525
S-sorry v///v

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>>725948222
"The strangest of these characters are those who espouse Blue And Orange Morality. These characters have a moral framework that is so utterly alien and foreign to human experience that we can't peg them as "good" or "evil". They aren't a Chaotic Neutral Unfettered, though they may seem to act terrifyingly randomly; nor are they necessarily a Lawful Neutral Fettered, because our and their understanding of "law" as a concept may not even be equivalent. There might be a logic behind their actions, it's just that they operate with entirely different sets of values and premises with which to draw their conclusions. It's also worth noting that such cultures are just as likely to be something we'd find appalling, as they are to be something we'd find benign and/or weird. They may also find us appalling, benign, or weird even if we don't see them that way."
- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlueAndOrangeMorality

>>725948329
Not really,no. I'm not sure if I'm getting a hangover or I'm still drunk.
How's you?

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>>725948051
Hi!
Bad timing, I'm actually...streaming now
>>725948136
Philosophy. Not gonna do it though. Streaming now, ttyl!

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>>725948573
My family? I'm nothing to them. It would be better if I left them alone and disseparred.

>>725948189
changing subjects now
can you dance?

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>>725948189
You feel like you wont make people happy (even though it's not true, it's just what you think), like you won't be good enough, why?

>>725948111
I understand that, but sometimes that's for the best. Hehe you're just flattering me~.
Oh of course, that sounds very lovely~

>>725948658
Haha alright, later.

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>>725948319
>hot ass gf
*teleports behind u*
Nothin' personnel kiddo
*unsheathes Yamato*
Need. More. Power.
*Uses Judgement Cut*
Nothing personnel
*tips fedora and steps back into shadows*

>>725948453
Hey qt want to go to my place?

>>725948527
Rap. Only rap.
>>725948614
Are you insinuating that living a normal life and having a job and girlfriend is a bad thing? I think you're displaying some kind of inadequacy with yourself, the fact that you think someone with a girlfriend and "normal" things going on is some kinda clean-cut prep. what defines a normie to you? I have an extremely dark sense of humor and don't live a normal life by any means, you're just looking at the certain aspects that I flaunt

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>>725948677

:(

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>>725948681
Nope. Ditched everyday they had dance class. Only once with my ex. >>725948714
Because Ike me.. you know me and you won't feel hat way. >>725948823
Friend. How was the pub.>>725948823

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>>725948646
Darn I wish I could drink, I feel as if I'm missing out. I'm okay I just woke up. You must be drinking that extra shit if you feel drunk and hungover at the same time~

>>725948677
You should focus on being something to yourself first...

>>725948823
Hell no it's freezing outside!

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>>725948646
seems like that would really complicate things how could you raise a family with this waifu?

>>725948837
examples!

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>>725948896
Do you actually feel bad for me Chen? >>725948932
I'm me. A failure. I've never felt close to a person it's all I want anymore.

>>725948945
I mainly listen to rappers from Louisiana Bc that's where I'm born and raised and live also I know some of them

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>>725948911

:(

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You probably should have a look at s,n,a,p,c.h,a,t.y(,)me to leak local sluts nudes.

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>leave thread for a while
>eyebrows is still at it
Oh boy.

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>>725948837
>I have an extremely dark sense of humour
Go ahead.
Tell me a joke, funny man.

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>>725948911
Mission accomplished im pretty hammered, how are you my friend

>>725949069
It's easy to judge someone else's appearances while your own are concealed behind drawings of little girls

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>>725948714
I know...
Because I really like it. Also, I'd love to see you blush, it would be just too cute~
I hope you don't mind a little cuddling, there are not many things better than cuddling in a comfy bed after all (also I kinda need a hug)~

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>>725949141
You've seen my face.

>>725949020
do you know lil wayne??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbZaSGfYb8E

>>725949094
What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler?

Michael phelps can finish a race

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>>725948837
I'm insinuating you don't dedicate your time to the Lord to retake the Holy Land.
Filthy. Fucking. Hedonist.

>>725949221
That wasn't very funny...

>>725949209
Not personally but I use to go with my friend to get hair cuts in the neighborhood he was from. Same street and all, Eagle Street in Hollygrove New Orleans. Lil Wayne is from 17th ward I grew up in 15th Ward

>>725948911
imagine right now you could be dancing while drunk

>>725949208
rekt

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>>725949125
Drunk friend. I know almost nothing about you. Why is that? >>725949357
And tripping over myself? No I can't do that.

>>725948932
I just drank ~4 litres of beer last night and only slept about 3 hours.

>>725948945
There would probably have to be a lot of compromises, but nothing that can't be figured out I'm sure.

>Saya

>>725949399
thats the fun

>>725949503
Guck that. I already am a failure.

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>>725949335
le damn dude thats somethin

>>725949470
how can you be so sure after posting that description of blue orange

>>725949004
you aren't a failure and you can get close to someone you just have to give yourself a chance. you seem to be able to talk to people online ok, you should start there. what you need is a milf to help get you out and get you come experience. download wotds with friends and play against local females i swear by it

pink waifu make a new thread

>>725949757
>>725949757
>>725949757

>>725949742
>>725949742

>>725948319
Do you like the band Glass Animals?
https://youtu.be/VFuSoPbg2tI

>>725949683
she is fucking cute eh? itried getting her to come back to my place. not having it lmao

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