Biggest Darkest Secrets Thread Come in /b don't be afraid,

>>725903627
then u start, faggot

>>725903750
Oh my have patience bud I'm in the middle of typing

>>725903627
I threw a dog out of a car window once.

>>725903627
I fucked my wife last night with consent in the missionary position with the lights off

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>>725903750
When I was 15 years old I killed my french bulldog with my bigger cousin, we cut it's ears off and opened him up I honestly still have no idea why, we later on told my father that we went for a walk and took him and that he got ran over, they were out of town for a few days, we just ended up throwing him in the dumpster, I still kind of feel bad for doing that somewhat, I was retarded as a kid, oh I used to choke out cats till their eyeballs would almost pop out too and kill them.

>>725903627
When i was 13, i used to hang out at the neighbors house with their kid, and i would sneak off and let their rottweiler fuck me in the ass till he came and knotted me. Almost got caught once. M, btw

>>725903627
i enjoyed Jersey Shore. Pauly D the most.

>>725903848
Dude that's nothing, I used to climb this central with my friends and we'd throw hooligan dogs and cats off of them and go back down and check how they spilled and broke wide open, pretty gross, yeah I'm a poor russian fag we didn't have toys as children kek

>>725904298
sounds like good times my guy

>>725904069
stopped at "we cut it's ears"

ur a fucking monster, kys

seriously

>>725903627
whoever tortured animals have a special place in hell waiting for them, you deserve everything that's coming for you>>725904298
>>725904069
>>725903848

I was a young boy living on a farm. Went to play in the woods. Minding my own business when something moves nearby. It's a fairy. Tiny little girl with wings. She starts talking to me. Seems very curious about humans. But I'm only like 5years old. I grabbed her, drowned her in the stream. I was a very weird kid. Just held her under until she ran out of air.

>>725904446
Yeah it was kind of disturbing how he was crying and pissing himself that just made me angry and I started smacking him really hard over his stupid head his eyes almost rolled up we smacked him that hard as if he had a brain malfunction or something I kind of felt bad for my littler sister crying when she got back thats all

>>725904720
well you seem like a total piece of shit

>>725903627
Vehicular insurance fraud.

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>>725904586

>>725904720
wow
please kill yourself

>>725903627
Nothing very weird pretty much cause I'm a pussy and it's just my thoughts, but I have this 45 years old aunt that has a huge fat ass and big jugs very thick thighs too, that I'v always masturbated too I ended up sleeping at her house when I went over one day with my family and they left the next morning to go do something, I jacked off in this sweaty pair of socks she had left mmmm I still remember that smell masturbated with her panties too I could just imagine how those thongs she had would slide inbetween her asschecks rubbing that stinky asshole mmmm I'm getting horny right now thinking of her huge perfect ass I always fantesized about tying her up and sodomizing her as she begs me to stop asking what she did to deserve getting humiliated and punished by her sweet nephew like that

>>725904720
kill yourself

>>725904502
second this

they will pay for that,
If not in this life, after death

>>725903627
> Be me 14 years old
> my grandmother's friend brings her little niece to our house she's 11
> we'd always play together but this one time I took it too far
> We'd play doctor and I'd act like I'm giving her a shot
> Take her pants off revealing her beautiful round shiny ass
> Start rubbing her anus slowley ( she starts giggling still thinking we're playing)
> Me still knowing what I'm up too but not letting her know
> I started rubbing my cock through my pockets and almost ejaculated
> Heard noise from the other room it was her grandmother coming in telling her it's time to go
> I pulled her pants up right before that moment it was kind of awkward how I just stood in a weird position but she didn't make nothing out of it I mean we were just kids right kek
I feel bad over the fact that I still remember it so vivid and masturbate furiously about it till this day

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>>725906031
That sounds pretty hot dude, got any CP?

>>725903627
I sniff my farts and I like it

>>725906388
who doesn't? I eat my boogers aswell and so do you.

>>725906475
Are you me?

>>725906589
Are you me?

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I like the smell of dirty dogs.

>>725906674
Are you me?

>>725906589
>>725906674
guys mine been smelling pretty odd lately, like boiled boiled eggs, and wet ashes, as far as my mucus goes, pretty salty as usual.

>>725903627
Closeted black homosexual guy here, I sometimes shove bananas up my asshole and think about a rugged big hairy white man raping my asshole while calling me a worthless stupid nigger slave.

>>725907277
Nice copy pasta from the other day dude. Go get something original or fuck off.

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>>725907468
If it is so you got the purpose of this thread wrong dude, I'm excited with how the human mind works and the fucked up shit us people do, keep it legit bro say real fucked up shit you did.

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>>725907468
Nope shit that's my bad, I saw the secret part and posted without much looking through.

>>725903627
I'm 42 years old and lurking on /b/ since I was 20

>>725908123
I'm 20 years old and lurking on /b/ since I was 42

>>725908195
I'm /b/ and lurking on 42 since I was 20

One time I died in Roblox

>>725908123
>>725908195
Are you God goD are yoU?

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>>725908287
died laughin

When I was 15 I broke some glass bottles on a beach, not too big of a deal until I considered the fact that this beach was usually inhabited by kids under the age of 10 and I just went in the winter, someone cried, I guarantee it.

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>>725903627
one time down by the creek i dared my 2 friends(who are brothers) to put his peter in the others mouth.. they did it.. i was frazzled at wut i saw.. now to this day 23 years later remember it when i look into there faces. were still friends.

I'm a non offending pedophile. For those who don't know, it just means I'm attracted to under aged girls (particularly ages 6-12) but doesn't act because I believe it's wrong. If you don't understand what it's like, imagine having an anxiety attack every time you meet a girl of your age attraction. I usually tell people that I have pedophobia, which is the fear of children. Most people don't question this or ask for details. I typically try to avoid confrontation wherever possible, and when it comes down to it, I try to avoid eye contact or pretend that they don't exist. If you're wondering, I'm 20 years old and average looking. So I mostly don't give off that creepy vibe, which makes any unsuspecting parent very relaxed around me. Under these circumstances I usually make up some lie about having to leave because I can't even trust myself around young girls. I think I'm going to move somewhere remote and isolated, that seems like a better option than suicide, but I'm sure a lot of people would rather I kill myself.

>>725903627
II'm about to confess the most embarrassing moment that ever happened in my life
> Be 18 years old
> Gets ready to masturbate searches for some shemale porn
> Starts fapping furiously I usually check and make sure the door is closed
> Forgot about all that and kept on masturbating
> Uncle walks in I hear the door open I close my monitor and put the volume on mute real fast
> Room is in complete darkness my dick is still out having the shortest and cringe worthy convo ever honestly marked me for life
> Uncle where is your mother I came to bring this pack for her
> Tell her that I don't know with a shaky voice this all in complete darkness
> He leaves and I know for sure he heard and knew about everything
Every since then I can't look him in the eyes and things have never been the same

>>725904181
The most biggest sin i ever see

>>725909759
KEKWAT

How about a confession about what I want to do? I want my wife to be so drunk or passed out that I can have my way with her body. Oddly I don't want to fuck her when she's like this. What I want to do is be able to touch her, strip her clothes off, pose her, photograph her, kiss her, lick her, small her, jerk off all over her...

>>725910202
ask bill cosby for some of his "magic candy"

>>725910326
You have Bill's kik?

I came on multiple girls feet when they were sleeping...
I have no regrets

>>725909759
lol I honestly busted out laughing, all though your english is completely shit and illiterate I can feel the tension and awkwardness

>>725904159
beauty

>>725910813
Sometimes my wife and I will shower together, and not for sexy times. Just morning schedules overlapping. When she turns around to wash her hair or shave her legs I'll jerk off and cum all over her ass. She never notices because it's dark and the soap and water washes everything away.

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>>725910460
No .. i just have a couple old pudin pops sticks he left when he got me with those magic beans

>>725909511
I don't think you should kill yourself. Pretty noble that you stick by ethics regardless of personal desire.

>>725908123
/b/ wasn't around back then grandpa.

>>725911968
That's everybody dude, let's keep it real, everyone is turned on by young girls, most of us like this guy are just smart enough to know that it's not ok.

I absolutely hate to give hugs. Can't fucking stand physical contact apart of occasional sex. It's the cause I ruined two relationships and a third friend with benefits

>>725909759
Thats nothing. I was like 17 years old, home alone watching porn, furiously beating my dick, i was about to cum only needed a few more seconds when suddenly i hear my mothers back from shopping, but im like fuck it i keep beating my meat under the covers and when i finally start to orgasm my mother bursts through the door and casually starts talking about random shit and i just try to act like nothings going on while i have the most akward orgasm ever

>>725904069
Come cut my ears off, faggot. It will be the last thing you even think of you piece of shit.

>>725909511
I'm glad to hear from you. My fiancé is a registered offender-female-good not to hear the hate all the time

>>725904181
How fucking dare you, I'd rather have the kid that cut off the dogs ears butt rape me then you watch that show.

>>725912097
>let's keep it real, everyone is turned on by young girls

Not prepubescent ones, idiot. 6 to 12? Come on.

>>725912830
kek, that happened to me too bro, but it was my grandmother and I was on the computer with the back turned on her, I kept ejaculating in my pants while she was asking me what I wanna eat or some shit, It's such an odd feeling, it's like it still feels good but not really cause the situation lol.

I tired putting my dick in my neighbors daughter once when I was 16 but I couldn't fit. She was 10 I think, so I just let her give me a hand job. I regret it everyday. I just stick to dogs fucking me.

>>725904069
Lol <-- Fuck these fags , they are on a secret thread for what? Fuck off. U were a kid

>>725904298
Russians do this a lot I've heard kek (kill dogs)

>>725904720
Kek

>>725912097
No its not. Its pretty normal to be attracted to sexually mature females ~15, but once you talk to them its a turn off. If you are having sexual feelings towards children you should get help.

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>>725914106
That's not funny at all maggots, praying on innocent little creatures is not alright, that guy is a faggot he was 15 years I'm sure he knew exactly what he was doing, not a kid kid IDIOT

>>725914634
calm down judge judy, he killed his dog not your mother or yours, also its prey, learn english imbecile.

>>725913968
Kill yourself fag

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>>725903627

>>725915218
Go on

>>725915218
hot, but that's not a confession nigger.

>>725915368
What are you doing here?

>>725915528
nm chillin u?

I fuck my sister on an almost daily basis.

i like to stick my finger in my ass and i want a men to fuck me

>>725906031
kek

>>725905058
sounds pretty gay

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> Be me introvert female
> started masturbating from 5 yrs (unknowningly at first)
>Mom sees internet history when I was 11 years old
>brother gets blame for rape and snuff porn vids
>brother knows it was me
>still act like it never happened

>>725917106
How often do u masturbate now? And to what kind of porn?

Dressed up as a Lopunny and blew the kids in the boy's bathroom.

>>725917957
2 times a day, morning and evening.
It's deepthroating, pegging, gay or rape porn what gets me off. You?

>>725918355
That's hot. I'm a 2/day person as well. Lately been into mmf, cuck, mutual maaturbation, and of corse cumming with ppl on kik... jd_g3 is me if u got kik ?

>>725904720
Really kek worthy material. I get mad when things start acting stupid because of 'abuse' too. Really makes me go harder at them. Stupid shits.

My best friend's brother is dating a trap. And the trap was in prison for a few years for torturing and killing cats. Should I tell him?

I've had thoughts and attempts of raping my sister in her sleep, and I've jacked off several times near her without her knowing.

>>725903627
heres mine
>I HATE CHICKEN TENDIES AND CHOCCY MILK

>>725903627
I'm secretly attracted to niggerressess.

>>725919410
>Strawbee succs

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I post Log of Shit Threads almost every day, and I'm a 39 year old insurance salesman.

>>725917106
How old are you now? What state do you live in? We should meet

last year I fucked my sis when she was drunk af. now I cant even look at her the same way

I sniff and masturbate into my teenage cousins dirty panties on multiple occasions.
I also almost fucked a gross old guy for cash. Bailed out of his house as soon as he got naked. Really scared the gay out of me.

>>725919883
Wuuut dude that sounds fucking awesome I wanna be like you just posting shitlogs throughout my mid life crysis

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>725920486
wtf

>>725920486
.....

>>725903627
sins thread?
sins thread.

>be me
>be straight christian male
>not too commited to the faith, essentially a cultural christian
>one day at home alone
>feeling horny
>wander if the gays are on to something with their shit about prostate stimulation
>decide to try it

>Get some hand-soap
>get a pen
>lube pen
>stick up ass
>feelweird.png
>get erection
>determine that i probably also need to have a wank while i stimulate prostate
>evetually i nut
>biggest nut i ever had
>holy shit that nut was good
>immediately regret and then clean-up
>tfw i did it again the next week

This is not the darkest secret i have, that would be the bodies, but it is one of the worst things i have done and regret.

>>725920486
This is why I /b/

>>725909511
i dont have anxiety anymore when around kids. i think thats caused largely by fear of being outed. it might be someone you can overcome. anyway you are expressly forbidden from kys

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>>725903972
You MONSTER!

>>725903627
I had sexual intercourse before marriage. It sucked so bad because it was the night before my wedding(bachelor party in Las Vegas) but my buddies secretly(found out afterwards) hired a 11/10 professional petite and oh so young escort. I could not resist as alcohol was in play. I genuinely feel bad because I swore to God and my fiance I would remain abstinent until marriage. Next day I couldn't look my wife in the eye while we were going at it in the hotel.

>>725903816
What a fucken faggot. Who starts a thread half ass ready?

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>>725908291
You sick fuck.

>>725909759
l0l

>>725904502
What if it was sexually tortured? Like you know it wants it but it keeps moving so you bound it and give it your all until they accept it? No homo.

>>725903627
I fooled with my cousin when I was 10. She wasn't even out of diapers yet. She liked it and giggled the entire time but I doubt she knew what was going on. I deeply regret it.

>>725909759
>>725912830
>Confront them if you think they know.
>Apolagize and explain yourself.
>Have a laugh with them
i solved your problems anons.

No as much as most but I fucked a black guy (I'm a guy) and no one knows about it.Was the only time I've been fucked before and to be honest it wasn't as good as i thought it would be. Not bad, but just meh. probably wouldn't do it again unless I got drunk and my gf pegged me.

>>725913401
>Now that's edgy!
I don't buy your bait anon. What proof do you have this isn't just made up shit?

>>725904069
>chopped off a dogs ears and killed it
meh
>murdered a cat
you're a monster

>>725918768
>actual cuck.
>kek

>>725909511
You need to accept Jesus into your life and get over such thoughts. Cut off your penis if that means saving the children.

>>725921842
How did u meet him? Can u greentect the story? Did u cum?

>>725920486
I'm going to keep this story for later anon.
I love u and /b/ anon.

I got a woman half way across the country to fall madly in love with me. Flew to fuck her a bunch of time. The pussy was insanely good. Tightest pussy I ever fucked. She wanted to marry me. Wanted me to move across the country for her. No way was I going to do that. I kept stringing her along cause she was gorgeous and had a extremely high sex drive. We would fuck for hours. She decides we were going to get married and started planning and paying for a wedding. Again I had no intention of ever marrying her. I waited till a month before the "wedding", days after she sent out invitations to dump her. I did it over text. She was devastated. I blocked her number right after. Been a few months and the moron is still emailing me. I don't feel bad at all, but I do miss that amazing pussy of hers

The other day I went to walmart and went through the "20 items or less" express checkout even though I knew I had 21 items. I was pretty nervous, was the longest 3 minutes of my life as the cashier scanned my stuff. He played it off like he didnt know but i know he did, I was just waiting for security and the cops to walk up. But they didnt and i quickly walked out with my bags, as soon as i got out the door i ran to my car and drove off as fast as I could. They probably got my license plate and my picture so i cant go back there for a while, if ever, they will be waiting for me.

>>725922376
That faggot already did the same thing as you and he copy pasted it here, this is from another confession thread from before.

So this one time I was just chillin in my front yard and what do I see a squirrel it's just staring at me I put out some food it comes near enough that I pull out my bb gun and blast the son of bitch in its eye it runs away runs in to a parked car and lays there shaking like a piece of shit I never laughed as hard as I did that day

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>>725922402
Yeah I know that feel duudee, been there done that but whenever I confess that secret to anybody somehow they don't believe me, why could that be dudee? ;p

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>>725908291
The tragedy of life.
Woe to the commoner and the king,
Woe to all mankind!

>>725909511
interesting, I am kinda in the same position, but I don't have a problem with it. I can be around young girls and while in fantasy its fun to imagine or roleplay with girlfriends the reality isn't appealing. I don't want to emotionally scar or rape someone.
For me, its like imagining killing someone. Its super cool in fantasy to imagine yourself as like a war hero, but in reality its way different and war is horrifying.
Its when you can't separate the fantasy from the reality that you are fucked up.

>>725922017
>be me, 30 overweight guy
>single, horny, curious
>fuck it, check craigslist
>end up finding a black guy, about 8 inches
>he comes over late after midnight
>some bs about how cold it is outside
>takes him forever to get undressed
>I'm into it though, got a little drunk beforehand so not nervous at all
>He lays down, I blow him, I enjoy this part
>he say hold up or he will nut. He gets up and get the condom and lube
>I get ass up in the air, get ready for the pain because he was pretty big
>he eases it in, hurt at first but not as bad as I thought it would.
>fucks me pretty hard, I can feel it in my belly
>feels pretty good, but not orgasmic or anything
>after a few minutes he flips me over, grabs my ankles, and pulls my legs up in the air
>Guides his dick inside me with ease, dude knows what he's doing
>Fucks me even harder than before, actually hurt this time
>he pulls out, cum goes all over me
>he immediately goes down on me and sucks me off. Didn't take very long
>mess everywhere, takes a minute to clean up.
>he leaves, I shrug to myself and go take a shower.

I mean it wasn't bad, I had a good time. But I much prefer fucking a woman by far. I'll just stick with that then maybe one day let her do it to me. We shall see.

>>725922589
oh...

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It seems i played a large role on 4chan 2 years ago.
During the 2015's I started creating confessionals where anons tolt me their sins.
It was great
(pic is proof related)

>>725923393
Nah. You full blown rapist pedo. Go away Blackbird. Go away.

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Nothing too bad. In middle school I was spending the night at my friends house. His mom was a milf and his parents were out for the night. he went to take a dump or something and i snuck down to his laundry room and smelled his moms dirty panties. She had an assortment of different thongs,all different colors, lace, silk, g strings, full seat. We were really good friends even to this day and i became a regular at his house. I eventually would start going into his parents room and steal a pair or two. Never took more then like 2-3 pairs total but i rubbed my dick all over her underwear and of course turned them into a jizz rag at home. (I washed them when i was home alone). I found them a few years ago in the pocket of an old pair of jeans. I still jerk off to his mom. (pic unrelated)

>>725904720
this is psychotic behavior. like serial killer beginner stuff.

>>725923665
Cool story bro. If it was true you would've got trips. I actually started it in 2009. Lost pic related from raid for hosting freedom net on my network.

>>725904586
R-really?

>>725904159
not bad.

>>725923674
fuck you nigger moralfag cancer

if having sex with a 9 year old wife is good enough for the prophet muhammad its good enough for me

>>725923665
No way dude thats pretty badass

>>725923689
Bro I did that shit too but to my cousins daughter who is of age. Total babe. Also did that to one of my buddies in laws while they went out to eat and I declined to look after their kids. The smell is amazing but it gets lame after a couple of loads.

>>725923832
I guess i re-set the trend in that case?
also you did not get trips either so i cannot assume that you are for real.

>>725923928
Do you need to resort to citing a false religion as well as childish name calling? Sheesh Louis. What is this, 1984?

>>725903627
Nice bait CIA kike

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>>725923665
>i did something that 1000000000 other people already did
>im such a trend setter!!1!

>>725924078
This is the internet after all and we are in a confession thread.

>>725924027
Hell yeah were fucking perverts. I remember one time in a clouded horny state of mind i decided to lick the white stain and grossed my self out. Not enough to stop of course but I was like "what the fuck?" lol

>>725924242
fair enought anon.
>>725924261
good point

I just like to pretend that it was entirely my idea. because at the time i knew nothing of confessions threads since they never appeared around those times. So i had the idea to do a /b/ confessional so that anons could tell me shit they've done. Since i did not knowingly take the idea from anyone else i assumed it was original and to this day i prefer to stick with that beleif.
No one owns the concept of a confessional, so any OP who has at one point started that kind of thread is as much an owner of the idea as anyone else who did it.

>>725909511
it's good you're so self aware but you should really get help so you don't have to go through it anymore.

I put my weiner in a girl's butt!!!!!!!!!!

>>725924625
was it an oscar mayer?

>I used a sleeping 11yr old boys hand to jerk myself off 5 times. Shit was cash

>>725923796
Lol that legit made me burst out laughing, pretty fucked up though.

>>725924355
That's too much for me. Just sniffed the shit out of the thong. It still surprised me how dirty girls are. There are stains everywhere on their panties. I don't even have stains like they do.

When I was 14 my 13 year old cousin was sleeping over and she was sleeping in my room for the night. All we did was play video games all night and talk before we went to bed. We both slept on my bed back to back and she fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. Being 14 I was at the stage where I was horny all the time so I decide to jerk it while laying next to my cousin, it made me even more horny. So I decide to grope my cousin while she slept and I eventually got to her vagina. I never felt one before and so I starting looking for the hole and I did so I stuck my finger on there. I ended up fingering her and jerking myself off at the same time and she never woke up. I'm 17 now and she's 16 and we are still best friends and to this day, she will never know what I did to her that night. I still think about it and how I could've got caught, thank God I didn't.

>>725924802
No it was a BBC.

>>725924981
I'm willing to bet she was awake and remembers, but just pretended to be sleeping. I did something similar to my cousin at the same age, groped and slapped her ass and shit and looking back I know there is no way she wasn't awake.

>>725924819
You're disgusting. Get the fuck out of this world you homosexual. If it was a girl it'd be alright be a boy? Something's wrong with you.

>>725924981
I call bullshit on that, touching somebody with a small amount of pressure will wake them up, and you're claiming you fingered her while masturbating at the same time, fuck off you lying piece of shit lol.

>>725924981
if she doesnt know then she was in a coma, not sleeping. she knows.

>>725925144
Well if she was awake then she was most likely horny as well

>>725924981
Report him please for underage. Need bans going.

>>725925159
Relax dude, shit was cashhh

>>725925292
Go fucken kill yourself bro. Something isn't wired right with you, gays in particular.

>>725925202
Not bullshiting, she was probably awake and was fake sleeping.

>>725925394
But you're already caught in the lie, that's a compulsive liars behaviour especially one with a bipolar disorder, you know you just made all that stuff up, admit it maggot, don't try to flip the script now.

>>725925536
Just report him for ruining your load and call it a day. He admitted to being 17 as of tonight.

>>725903627
When I was 15 I stole a cigarette out of my father's pack and went at like 2 am in the bathroom and almost smoked it all dude.

>>725925895
duudeee

>>725926434
Duuuuude

I tell girls I love them.
I want to mean it and I kinda do but really I am too broken to actually mean it anymore.
They get angry and break up with me because they think I dont really care about them.
I do care, I just cant feel things the way I used to be able to feel things. I just go through the motions, and I want to think its someone or something elses fault. Like I haven't found the right person or I am not in the right situation. I need to change my life or the people in it.
So I did that and nothing changes.
I'm just waiting to die.

>>725926767
How many alternative universe's have you created bro? Or is your psychosis too deep to pull out of?

>be 9 year old me
>it's 9 am on saturday
>hear weird sound coming from dad's room
>he's fucking jacking it
>not know what he's doing
>get quick glance on what he's watching
>he's watching an adam sandler film

>>725926906
I'm actually jealous of people like weeabos and furries and what have you because they can get excited and really into their anime and alternative worlds and fake idealized realities. I want to at least be like that.

>>725914996
Animals don't torture and murder other animals for entertainment. They do it for food for survival.
Don't say "it's prey" like its some natural thing. You're a fucking retard and I hope and serial killer cuts your ears and dick off and smashes your head in while u cry so you can understand why it's wrong. "Just prey" anyways, right?

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>>725903627
I want to double fist fuck Alice in his ass, grab his colon, pull it out of his rectum, cut it open, tie him to a bed using the those bits, throat fuck him (after pulling his teeth out with pliers so he doesn't bite my dick), blow a load down his throat while he chokes on my cock and drowns from my load shooting into his lungs.

Did I leave anything out?

>>725903627
I think the most immoral thing I've done is suck my dogs dick. I tried for like 5 seconds and my dog just kind of gave a blank stare like "ok... Whatever"

Aside from that I do a lot of bdsm stuff in my free time but I don't consider that a bad thing. I hide it from my family though of course

>>725927426
You think torture is for fun but it's not faggot. Quit feeding us false propaganda. We observe and adapt as humans. You call it torture, we call it knowledge.

>>725927647
If you're a guy, it better be Dom or you're a fucken faggot. I can't stand girls. Dominating men.

>>725927647
Are you female?

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>>725927636
Oh, I did leave something out....I'm coming for you, you lying faggot bitch

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>>725927426

>>725904586
I lack the appropriate reaction image for this mi dude.
:/

>>725928063
Oh look...the Snapchat spambot is randomly posting in threads now...

Reported again spamcuck

>>725927426
>>>725914996 #
Animals don't torture and murder other animals for entertainment.

You clearly know nothing. Have you ever seen dolphins doing exactly this with seals?

Fucking tard

>>725928469
Reported again failbot

>>725911477
I've done similar, but pissed all over my wife's ass while she was rinsing her hair.
Shit was cash. She never knew, and then jerked me off after.

>>725919218
it's ok, I've had same with my Aunt, non blood though, she's only about 10 years older than me and is a hot as fuck

>>725904298
``hooligan dogs`` kek

>>725929071
You're wife is a stupid cunt and your a hopeless faggot cuck

>>725929184
No way! Wow...jerked off to a family member? Man, you're living on the edge!
>kys

>>725927774
Nope I'm a guy. And a sub. Ya I tried being gay but it wasn't for me. I don't enjoy sex with either gender but I found I can only have a relationship with D/s elements. It is what it is
>inb4 virgin
>>725927798

>>725929499
>chekd
Hooligan dogs are now a meme

>>725903627
I sometimes get the urge to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

>>725929802
then take a # get in line with the rest of us

>>725929750
Go back to tumbler you worthless fuckwit before I force feed you menstrual pancakes

>>725929854
But I can't maybe the log of shit will get cold till it's my turn :(

>>725920486
I don't think there are enough Cool Story Bro pictures on the internet to describe this story.

>>725929756
kek

>>725929920
there is plenty of steaming hot poo for everyone, no need to worry!

Be me
12yo at the time
Snuck into neighbors house while they were at church
Sniffed the moms painted
Jerkingit.jpg
Decide to blow my load in the gallon of milk in the fridge
Figured the mom would drink it
Later realized the dad and 2 sons would probably drink it too
No fucks given

>>725904720
kek that's hilarious

>>725909511
This might sound weird but I`m honestly really interested.
What about 6-12 year olds are you attracted too? If someone older appearance-wise looked younger could you be attracted to them, or is it more then looks?

>>725930055
>Your pathetic dubs have been revoked, learn how to greentext

>>725929862
LOL you'll be ok

>>725930055
So you jerked off to the moms painting?

Fucking paint sniffer. Bob would be unpleased.

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>>725930055

bmpp

>i was 14 in the car with a close female friend of mine (not gf), my mom was driving and my mother's friend was in the passenger seat
>friend falls asleep
>i slowly insert my hand into her pants and finger her while touching my dick
>had a few sleepovers at her house. every time i would finger her pussy and grab her tits while she was asleep

>>725930830
no u didnt.

>>725904069

Even if you\re lying I hope you get a paralyzing stroke while watching your kid swim at the beach then are forced to helplessly watch them drown you fucking niggerkike

>>725930159
">fuck you, to lazy to greentext"
>>725930277
Panties, autocorrect wins again

>>725930892
i seriously did it and my mom and her friend did not notice.
every time i felt they would look around i would pull my hands away into a casual position
>dont accuse me of lying desu

>>725930830
I have a similar story to this with my niece sitting on my lap in a full car of family members, my cock was rockhard inbetween her tiny buttchecks, she was 13 I was 16 at the time, the whole road I was rockhard and she was somehow teasing me or at least my fucked up mind makes me feel so, I remember tucking my hard dick on top with the belt buckle part I almost came

>>725931003
Underage detected!!!! MODS MODS MODS!

>>725930159
>fuck you, too lazy to greentext
>>725930277
Panties, autocorrect wins again

>>725903627
I eat my boogers all the times when I'm alone

>>725931330
do you eat other peoples' when youre not alone?

>>725931221
>autocorrect
Sure thing sperglord....if you say so

>>725910202
Small her? Is that some new fetish I'm missing out on?

>>725931514
i think it's like the movie Honey I shrunk the kids

>>725931173
Lol looking 13 and being 13 are different. I`m actually 19 - and honestly I think I look 19 it`s just other people happen to be retarded.

>>725903627
When I'm alone I go on omegle and beat off without showing my cock trying to be sneaky and when I see an underaged girl pop up I start moaning and masturbate real hard while saying stuff like > I wanna rape your little shithole hard and watch you cry of pain, some of them giggle some get creeped off some even show me their feet or buttholes so that I can finish coming

>>725931621
FUCKING KEK

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>>725931735
dude you legit just gave me ideas

>>725931108
sounds fun tbh

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>>725920486

>new

i watch Dance Moms.

>>725903627
It's not really dark it might be gross though, but I sometimes poop standing just so that I can grab it into my palm I sometimes stare at it for a few seconds sniff it analize it then throw it back in and wipe my asshole with my palm, I used to throw it in the sink when I was little and play with it with toothpicks

>>725904159
story on how you almost got caught?

>>725932852
wtf faggot this is why I don't eat at nobody's house or after nobody.

>>725932946
dawww, poor babby scared of a little hepatitis? whahhh!

I shot a stray cat the other day that was hiding in my chicken house.

I sell jenkem on the dankweb for $450 a liter

>>725903627
i'm about to confess my autism guys, sometimes i make up scenarios in my head where i'm a super villain for example i go in this building full of super hot girls and rich mob members or douchebags and I go in with guns or some sort of supper power and tie everyone up most of them time I just tell them what to do and they obey cause they are terrified of how powerful and strong I am, and all the girls beg me to love them or let them go out of there but at the same time telling me how much they want me and stuff like that, sometimes I imagine how I just roam around the city destroying buildings just causinc havoc while all the women look at me and get wet shit like that

>>725925387
>triggered

>>725933501
Damn guy, you put so much passion in that, I'd see you becoming a future successful movie producer or something.

>>725933354
Lower ur price nigga! I'm makin $7k a week selling at $250/liter

>>725933710
how do I make jenkem?

I buy MDMA on the deepweb for 13$ a gram and because its so rare where I live I can easily sell it 100$ a gram. So I do. And I cut it with adderall that im prescribed at a ratio of 70% MDMA and 30% adderall. I mainly sell to underage highschool kids cause they're the most oblivious.
>3 months ago a kid I sold it to ODed on it
>I Went to his funeral and sold his grieving friends more of it to cheer them up
>no regerts

>>725903627
I haven't showered in a few months, I have shit and piss stains and after I masturbate I just pull my pants and my boxers back up with that filthy cum just acummulating in them.

>>725934612
i wonder what your chair smells like

Me and my Cousins used to secretly touch and kiss each other. They where brother and sisters, and I occasionally would come down and visit they lived cross states. When I came over, We'd go in my great grandmother's garage, and they'd proceed to touch me, suck on her brother's cock. ((We where like...five or six)) At one point in time, her brother attempted to fuck me. But really didn't work. We where too scared of getting caught.

>>725934044
Holy Shit, Jesse... tell your woodshop project story again for us.

>>725935340
Are you a female?

>>725933957
Easy af muh nigga.

>>725916828
i kek'd

>>725906946
kek

>>725906946
>mfw realizing it's 2017 and putting a tampon in my ass as opposed to a sweaty nigger bending me over

>>725916255
>a men
Hallelujah

>>725937232
lol

>>725916255
>want a men to fuck me
>want a men
>men

>>725922564
You are a horrible human being. How could you do such a thing?

>>725922723
I hope you choke to death tonight.

>>725903627
when I was 16, I sucked my little brother's dick (8y/o).. I am not gay.

>>725921355
just become a cuck
>fixed your guilt

>>725913006
Tell us more about her

>>725924355
I've sucked on the really crusty stains to the point that they reconstituted to slimy girl jizz with my saliva. That's the only way to sniff n jerk.

>>725923665
>just a screencap
this is not actual proof for anything
pls shove a squirrel up your anus

>>725906031
Imagine meeting her rn

>>725908291
That's nothing compare to the fact that you play Roblox

>>725921870
of course. this is all made up as is said on the intro of this site, that's full of people like you. Autistic

>>725926959
kek

>>725920486
>Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.


Literally lost it right there.

>>725909511
Sound like a Tumblr disease

>>725927636
>Alice
>Him
are you literally retarded

>>725904159
Wow so I'm not the only one. Except I was 12 and it was a lab. Made my ass bleed, never again, never again.

>>725929504
>being this much of a faggot

>>725931003
what are you fucking gay

>>725903627
When I was 13 at my cousins house I'd always go in her room when she'd be out she had those 3 gigantic dolls I still remember them, I used to undress them and ''fuck'' them

>>725932660
why dont you just leave

>>725933501
at least you are a self aware autist

Well. I abondoned my son to live with his father. I left before he was born, i still never met him.

Hid my phone hidden in a pile of clothes in the bathroom and took a video of my mom showering. Twice. She has nice tits. Panties smell nice too.

>>725939586
Post the video here or your mother will die in her sleep

>>725939660
not the video, but I'll post her tits.

>>725939749
do it already faggot

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>>725940090
yuck

>>725940151
y'all asked lmao

>>725940223
That's fucked up nigger why would you take a picture of your own mothers breasts? shes your mother for fucks sake you weird fuck.

>>725904069
>I was retarded as a kid

"As a kid"

Yeah, if you think that was only the case then, I got some bad news for ya.

>>725940346
because she has good tits for her age. and they always looked supersoft, and icould always feel her nipples poking me when she hugged me with her nightgown on with no bra. I just had to know what they looked like

>>725940486
That sounds very depressive and pathetic, I feel bad for you

>>725927426
Actually chimpanzees torture other chimps. There's a good video of a chimp standing on top of another one picking the flesh of his back while the poor chimp screams in agony

>>725904502
Hell is a fantasy of the weak, created because they lack the means to get revenge in this world.

Face it faggot, no one will ever suffer after they are dead. It's like asking what kind of software a computer will run after you smash all it's components.

Ever human who does cruel shit will get the same emptiness when they die as the ones who spent their lives being decent blokes.

>>725940658
lmao same I don't know why I did it. It honestly really disgusts me now that I think about what I've done, but people wanted to see them so I just put them here. If it makes you feel better I haven't done that kind of thing in a very long time. Besides, this is a deep dark secrets thread dude.

>>725906946
I volunteer to make your fantasy a reality.

>>725940968
Ok dude I see where you're coming from and I appreciate the fact that you delivered but she's your mom bro how can you even stare that poor woman in the eyes anymore?

>>725941050
I can't. I only see her maybe 3 times a week now. And man, I don't know what the fucks wrong with me. This is the first time I've ever told anyone about this because it's anonymous, and I've come close to people seeing the stuff I'm into, like the mother/son stuff. I guess the reason I never felt guilty is because I never showed anyone the video or anything and I just kept it as a secret.

>>725941340
are you retarded dude? you need to show it to somebody in order to feel guilty of taping your naked mother?

>>725941340
Dude, it's totally natural for kids to want to have sex with their moms. At least that's what mine told me when I lost my virginity.

>>725941545
Well fuck what am I suppose to do, I'll just delete it right now so that way I won't look at it I guess.

>>725941694
You probably already masturbated to it already deleting it won't change the fact that you betrayed the woman of your life you stupid nigger.

>>725941694
Naw, keep it and rub one out now and then. Don't let that effort have gone to waste.

One time i was sleeping at my cousins house. She was 8 and i was 13. I was familiar with porn but wasnt sure what madterbation was. Anyway that night i snuck into her room and layed down by her. I put my hand in her pants and my hard dick on her ass. I got my finger into her vagina but she immediately began to cry. Our parents busted into the room to see what was going on. I said i was cold and didnt want to sleep alone. It was middle of the summertime. After that i went to a psychiatric ward for 6 months. I still think about it to this day, the guilt hurts my stomach. But i just take it a day at a time. I havent seen them in years and i dont even know if she remembers. But my parents still act weird around me.

normal fag here. i just come here for the lulz. normal as fuck.

>>725930075
Kek you're in high school

>>725941823
it's not a betrayal if I didn't press RB

>>725939434

Huh?

>>725904720
You're worse than Islam. That's saying something.

>>725942496
he killed a dumb dog dude, big deal go cry somewhere else about it.

My older sister and I used to fool around. Never fucked, but at two different points we would kiss and touch each other. The first was when we would share a bed sometimes - I was 9 she was 12. The second was when I was 13, she was 16. She had big tits then, and would invite me into her bed to hang out at night. I recall my mom peeking into the room a couple times to check on us...never got caught though. I'd reach my hand up her shirt and play with her tits, sometimes playing with her very hairy pussy too. She liked when I sucked on her tits and would make this kissing noise when she wanted me to suck them...guess she was too shy to just say it, idk. I have a very normal relationship with her now.

>>725906330
Google search nudism on images. It's a gold mine.

>>725903627
I jerked off to my sleeping niece

>>725909511
Got to give you props for being so upstanding about it. Hope you find some way to overcome it.

BUMP LIMIT!!!1 NEED NEW BREAD!!1!!

>>725903627
I sometimes dig in my asshole and sniff it after

I shot a dude from the Sinaloa cartel in juarez

>>725943041
I did it to my aunt's feet while she was sleeping over once dude, I came all over my palm and my pants honestly probably still the hottest wank I ever had

I once shot a gypsy in Bulgaria.