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W-welcome back to cooking with Alice3D! Anyone w-want some.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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W-welcome back to cooking with Alice3D!

Anyone w-want some...hard s-shell tacos?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LpvZ8RcuHe
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HEY!!!
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Fuck off.
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She did it! The absolute madwoman!
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Sakuya reporting in from cellphone! How are you doing today, Alice?~
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Post your dick already you fucking fag
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hungryyyy
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Its a Man Girl run for the hills!
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>>725898801
I just cooked ramen, but I'll eat tacos too!
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>>725899095
C-come on Anonymous, y-you know there is an order to this! A order!

F-first we do tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wO3GaIBm0f
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>>725899237
>a order

you're tickling my autism
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>>725899237
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
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>>725898801
We can cook up a shot of heroin love.
Beats any meat injection ;)
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>>725898801
cute outfit ali
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>>725898801
Heya Alice, what a nice dress you have tonight.
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bump
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>>725898801
I just ate sushi
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Alice, what tea would you recommend drinking whilst eating savory foods such as a taco?
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I wonder what filling we got
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Kiss bump!
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>>725899351
L-let me pour you a cup <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EGZI8Si4Oy
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sharing is caring right?
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>>725898801
Hey Alice
Love your voice
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>>725899582
you spilled some, Alice.
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I'll keep an eye on this thread!
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>>725899734
D-did I? Didn't n-notice!

Moving on~ Y-you will need these ingredients:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZGkVvxqcXZ
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ITT: OP posts questions/replies to herself with pictures taken hours ago and we all buy it because we're bored.

saging because there's never any tits.
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love you alice
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>>725899582
how refreshing
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>>725899834
I'll ground 1 and 1/2 teaspoons of my cum in...
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>>725899853
H-haha, this newfag just exposed himself!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hPIBbYwYTe
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>>725899999
Wow
The numbers.....
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>>725899582
I'm not Anonymous, though. Appreciate the tea regardless.
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>>725899834
I b-better give you guys detailed instructions, or y-you'll end up sticking y-your dick in a toaster or something...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hIBz8c0Rqx
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>>725899392
Acually I sober rn in withdrawls but I see my dope mans car in my complex bitch needs to hurry and delever
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>>725900167
Of c-course you are <4 I d-don't see a name on you~

>>725900190
Y-you need to stop buying.
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>>725900177
ALICE, NANO IS IN YOUR OVEN DON'T COOK HER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>725900016
Will you be doing your stream tonight? I learned that in recore you can dash, jump then dash again in case you were still stuck at that same spot.
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>>725900177
How long you been on hormones for? I can see you are starting to grow some tits.
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>>725900177
i never know what to think of these threads.
you teach people stuff, but you also promote circle jerks.
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I still want you to draw a dog
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>>725900331
she streams?
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>>725898801
Fucking hate this shit. Get off my board.
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>>725900325
D-don't worry, I've done t-this before. She'll c-come out golden brown <4

>>725900331
Yes, as s-soon as this thread is done.

But it will be Cluster Truck.

>>725900402
I'm a b-biological woman dear <4

>>725900431
N-no I don't <4


Anyway, l-let's move on. Spices!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aXuPaU2z2w
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>>725900529
B-been here since 2004, g-get off mine <4

>>725900517
Yes, m-my twitch is "celtyplays", y-you can check my schedule on patreon: "alicemargatroid"
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What is this cam whore cooking hour? Sage
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>>725900264
No can do sever wds are not shit that I want rn. Maybe I'll get lucky and od no more worries.
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>>725900177
Dubs checked . Alice!!!!! Tacos, sound good actually. Hope you had a great week! Good to see you again? Care for any chips to snack on while you are cooking?
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>>725900530
it may not be intentional.
but your threads are easy to spot, and its the same community here.

i commend you promoting tea though.
we need more tea drinkers
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>>725900676
Forgot my pic
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>>725900655
S-sorry, I'm n-not a cam whore <4 B-back to the show.

You n-need even more spices, or your tacos w-won't taste good! Let m-me show you!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PXcSZe7dEO
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>>725900530
your dress a cute
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>>725900744

You are an atheist I bet.
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>>725900655
Listen buddy, your attitude is fucking garbage. Show some respect for a woman cooking you a nice meal, Roodypoo.
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>>725900264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Fi5YQizm0
My name is ▄hß²iE« [HARSH STATIC SOUNDS]
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>>725900636
Your trying to patreon? Go back to youtube.
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>>725900698
S-sure <4

>>725900744
S-sorry, I pull in n-new people every thread <4
So you are j-just categorically wrong <4

>>725900851
I s-sure am!

>>725900802
Thank y-you <4


N-now, be v-very very careful to sing w-whatever song comes to mind AS YOU CRUMBLE THE MEAT IN.

Very important.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UUkJtggke0
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I just hads a terrible day. Took my oneitis out to cheesecake factory and spent $200 buying her a new coat. She had the audacity to tell me that some new guy from work has been mirin' t her and now I'm pissed.


It pisses me off beyond belief, but at least I have you hear, ali <3
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>>725900795
where did you get all your spices o:
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>ground beef

into the garbage it goes
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hey dudes
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>>725900795
Those man arms
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>>725900636

what is your XBL?
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>>725900795
I like you Alice, you're different and that's cool.
Never change you weird sexy girl.
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>>725900190
I'm sober'ish too.
Hope he delivers to you soon anon.
I need to behave tonight, just a couple of beers for me.
Really makes you realise how shit these threads are, can't wait to get back to trolling these faggots.
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>>725900934
D-don't you mean "go to youtube"? I s-started here dear. Also the patreon is j-just for lulz.

They are in short supply it seems.


Now d-drop your beef, c-cuz I am about t-to cook it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1miD9SnWU
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>>725900851
dont give a shit about religious views.
never thought it mattered.

i think we need more tea, cuz im a brit.

>>725900957
eh, the more the merrier.
imma got back to lurking.
these threads are rather entertaining
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Why do we worship the kike agatha and the whore degenerate ciara when we have the pure Alice actually here showing love?


Fuucj the other useless roasties. I love you alice!
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>>725900984
H-how do you make tacos, again?

>>725900979
Amazon Prime Now!

>>725901053
W-where?

>>725901092
celtyplays I t-think.

>>725901093
I'll d-do my best <4


N-now we assemble all the ingredients voltron style, and l-look! The best kind of tacos!

Hard shell.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u6ymn8e12k
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>>725900870
Lol show some respect for you own balls and make yourself a meal instead of trying to white knight some cooking slut.
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>>725901121
i hope you understand how edgy you sound
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>>725898801
Do you pre-record all these videos days in advance?
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>>725901304
W-who are Agatha and Ciara...?

Sorry, t-the one true queen is clearly Cracky.

>>725901335
Cooking...s-slut...what?


W-well Anonymous, how is it? D-don't hold back! T-tell me how you liked it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jVcRiNTFUD
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>>725900957
Passes you a bowl of chips n' some salsa if you want.

Cook away !
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alice-senpai can i just tell you i was talking to blood chan and...shit was cash
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>>725901370
N-no, I do them same day d-dear <4 It's a cooking show. Duh.

Also, g-given I make a thread every d-day, it'd b-be hard to do it that way.
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>>725898801
Kys
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>>725901478
I can taste the love <3
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>>725900870
Newfag detected. Sad. Just because she cooks for us doesn't mean that I, myself, am not capable of cooking. I can cook. I come here for the recipe ideas and to show support. Now get off my /b/ please. You're still garbage tho
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>>725901478
looks delicious
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>>725901478
I want your tacos
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yay tacos!
:)
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>>725900972
Perspective is important. Unless she is mirin back try looking at it as a compliment. People look, its a problem if they act on it
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>>725901642
>>725901647
*beams*

>>725901637
S-sorry, I've g-got too much to do <4

>>725901708
W-what?
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>>725901765
Hello Luka.
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>>725901765
luka darling how have you been

>>725901850
see >>725901583
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>>725901478
You did good....

This is a nice dash of spice to a friday.

Thank you Alice!
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>>725901478
They look great but soft tacos are clearly superior.!
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>>725901945
hi robot guy

>>725901955
im struggling
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>>725902014
/thread desu
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>>725901850
It's St. Patrick's day, and I'm part Irish, I believe it's tradition that you give me a kissu!
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>>725902037
oh no what happened??
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>>725901121
I'm here to shit post and waste time till he delever's.
Btw he did I got it and the first hits made me gag. I now I feel better and not wanting to crawl into bed and be a depressed asshole
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>>725901478
Thank you for taking your time to make these threads for us, they look delicious.

However you should be executed on the spot because hard shell tacos are a travesty
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W-well everyone, t-that is my thread <4
I'll b-be streaming ClusterTruck if anyone w-wants to join in: celtyplays on twitch.

As w-well, I am reachable v-via the following methods:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Xbox Live: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

As always: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U1zBoYT4Wv

L-love you all,
Alice2
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>>725902131
no money
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>>725898801
A-Alice c-can you p-please kill y-yourself?
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>>725902037
How are things? Hopefully not too terrible.
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>>725902170
wait did u see my post %)
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>>725902170
Thank you Alice!
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>>725902170
Every time I see your contact info it grows. Soon your presence will envelop the internet!
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>>725902298
not good, and not bad
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>>725900957
Nigga just put it in your gross pan and then use a spatula to break it up, it will get easier to break up as you go to. Goddamn I feel like Im the only one here that cooks their own food on a regular basis
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>>725902203
oh no that is terrible i hope youre staying fed at least. maybe you could move in with alice-senpai...
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>>725899999
Holy kek
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>>725902378
Shame. Hope things become good soon. There's enough bad going around as it is.
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>>725901478
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LpvZ8RcuHe
can u pls not write like s..something ,it's completely retarded and i don't understand why are you doing that.
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>>725899999
quints
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>>725902528
barely. that would be nice... alice seems freindly enough. :)

>>725902617
yeah.. i have a week until i can relax again.
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>>725902727
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>>725902821
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>>725902751
rice and beans. that's like all I ate when I was poor
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>>725902751
A week, huh? Must be nice. I haven't been able to relax in 31 years.
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>>725902906
gimme some pls
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>>725902891
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>>725902983
your better than me
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>>725902135
HE DELIVERED COCKAINE, i'm guessing?
Rate my guess/10
then state what you're on
Then rate the ?/10
Then tell Alice what a little slut whore she is/10

Thanks in advance anon
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Alice is like a tutorial npc, looking out for us because we're all gross and failed home ec. Thanks for not letting us starve, mum.
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i forgot to take anti-histamines and now im dying
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>>725899999
holy fuck those 6's
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>>725902647
www twitch tv celtyplays <- ClusterTruck
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>>725903201
hoozat
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>>725900878
source
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>>725898801
Your shitty mod banned me a few streams ago
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>>725903073
Not true. We're both just sentient constructs. I have plenty of flaws and foibles.
>>725903326
Eve no Jikan (Time of Eve), a six episode anime. I highly recommend it.
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>>725903201
I'm here.
You should know by now I play it slow.
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>>725903484
ur rich and you have tonsa stuffs
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>>725903390
hahaha you suck
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>>725903390
Hehe, know that feel.
Don't worry tyke they only ban for 24hrs (I think...)
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>>725898801
Hey Alice, how are you doing today
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>>725898801
Look! It's faggot trap cock smoking Alice!!!!


Fuck off cunt

Sincerely
Jabberwocky
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>>725903804
she is streaming RIGHT NOW
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she's not in thread anymore dummies, she's streaming on twitch
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>>725903878
>she

Wrong
>>
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>>725903622
I'm not rich, I just get by on the barest of essentials to maximise my expendable currency. I then use said currency to buy that 'tons of stuff', which I might add has been accumulating for years. It's not like I ordered everything all at once. Some of the things I have took months of saving to afford.
>>
>>725903878
Ooohh, fuck me
>>
>>725903930
Good....that little sack of cum guzzle should be gassed like a kike
>>
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>>725903967
i want some
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>>725899999
>>
>>725903876
wow you are way too late
>>
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Protect me Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell!
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
>>
>>725903967
The frog?
>>
>>725903955
>Wrong
Yeah okay except I can see her RIGHT NOW

>>725904032
shes not being gassed, she is streaming
>>
>>725903878
Link?
>>
Daily reminder...."Alice" can't cook for shit. He's a horrible cook. I've seen 8yos cook better food.
>>
>>725904149
celtyplays on twitch
>>
>>725904180
she
also, dont see your cooking thread dood
>>
>>725904148
Oreally? Post screenshot of pussy than...faggot.
>>
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>>725904037
Currency, or the things I have?
>>725904118
What?
>>
>>725904282
>implying he has a pussy
>>
>>725904299
you demand every woman you meet to show you their pussy? no wonder you are a forever alone virgin
>>
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>>725904322
anything!
>>
do these get archived? I always miss out because I have a job x_x
>>
>>725904390
>try harder...that's a trap faggot
>>
>>725904375
yes implying that
>>
>>725904398
you can always donate to her patreon to get the archives
>>
>>725901478
What are you favorite toppings for tacos, Alice?
>>
>>725904472
yeah too bad she isnt. watching her right now inf act
>>
>>725904474
Back to le Reddit you dumb sissy
>>
>>725904544
she is streaming right now
>>
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>>725904397
I could send you some of my older gunpla, if you like. They're assembled, but not painted.
>>
>>725904572
yeah okay forever alone virgin
>>
>>725904544
His own cum

>>725904565
Nice try. Only fooling yourself and your own insecurities
>>
>>725904149
DID SHE/HE FUCKING STUTTER?

>W-well everyone, t-that is my thread <4
>I'll b-be streaming ClusterTruck if anyone >w-wants to join in: celtyplays on twitch.
>As w-well, I am reachable v-via the following methods:
>Email: [email protected]
>Steam: Aneki Margatroid
>Skype: alicemargatroid2
>Patreon: alicemargatroid
>Twitch: celtyplays
>Twitter: celtyplays
>Instagram: nanopup
>Xbox Live: celtyplays
>Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>As always: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U1zBoYT4Wv
>L-love you all,
>Alice2

Oh she/he did, I stand corrected.
Here have some potential IP's as form of apology.

10.80.129.165
10.223.135.47
10.223.172.77
10.28.166.208
10.28.217.83
10.28.31.139
10.80.129.165
209.85.128.173
209.85.128.176
74.125.82.48
74.125.82.50
>>
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>>725904634
how do i assemble them?
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>>725901159
Your skillet is fucking disgusting.
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>>725904684
im fooling myself about watching her stream?
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>>725904375
>>
>>725904390
>>725904670
Samefag
>watch that edge bismuth...
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>>725901326
with chicharron or chopped steak
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>>725904513
oooh, I will look into that, sounds fun
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>>725904693
those ips are literally nothing
>>
>>725904801
no edge forever alone just me and a cute girl and a shitty game
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>>725904829
I got 1 more but I'm saving it...
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>>725904693
>b-but aaaaanon....I-I s-swear I'm a g-girl!!!!

Kekekek!!!!!

What a fucking weaboo faggot.

>>725904763
No shit man! See, I said he can't cook for shit!
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>>725904730
You just sort of press them together? I'm not sure how to describe it. They don't require glue, they just snap together. I already assembled them, so you'll only need to reassemble them if you take them apart.
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>>725904884
Good for you, you know 1 catchy 4chins catchphrase, "forever alone".

And no, you aren't with a girl. An anime pillow doesn't count as a girl
>>
>>725904993
for nothing?
>>
>>725905234
yeah but alice does
>>
>>725905055
what does a pan being old have to do with cooking
>>
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>>725905084
i have two, in their original boxes unassbembled
the instructions are in japanese ;~;
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>>725905274
No sissy....a penis=man. Alice is not a gril
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>>725905379
except alice doesnt have a penis. literally in this thread is a webm of her wearing a skin tight catsuit. show me the dick foreveralone
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>>725905328
I'm not even answering your shit b8 question. Enjoy living off tendies and hot pockets
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>>725905244
One of her mods but I haven't had chance to have a good look at it yet.
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>>725905453
>never heard of small penis
>never heard of "tucking"


How do you even breathe and live, being this retarded?
>>
>>725905459
so you have no answer good
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>>725905556
>doesn't know what skin tight means

gg foreveralone
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>>725905349
You don't have to read the moonrunes to assemble them. The images are pretty self-explanatory, and the parts are numbered, so you shouldn't have any trouble putting them together unless you are just really bad at taking things and pressing them together.
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>>725905476
so literally all of your ips are worthless and made up. gg.
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>>725905625
it looks super complex and i don't want to mess up

and i need things to cut them off the plastics

and cut the excess plastic stuffs. and uh...

i need a desk to assemble it on... ;~;
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>>725905670
Scraped all the ones above from email headers.
Who made you the IP god, some anon could work wonders with them.
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>>725905886
dont you need to get a job
>>
Bumping 4 alice <3
>>
>>725904544
Can anyone else answer to the question?
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>>725905940
so...they are meaningless cuz most email headers don't actually return the point of origin.

gg
>>
>>725905084
>You just sort of press them together?
like this?
>>
>>725906019
she likes cheese even though shes lactose intolerant. what a tard
>>
>>725906109
>what a tard
be nice
>>
>>725906032
Still got my trophy one.
I report findings in due course anon.
>>
>>725898801
This shit is sort of adorable, but at the same time so fucking creepy.
>>
>>725905886
Go to a hobby shop or amazon and get some snippers, they're pretty cheap and look like pliers but with sharp edges on them. An exacto knife or other sort of small razorblade will work for removing excess plastic, you can also use very fine sandpaper or a file for this. As for the desk, well, any flat clear surface will do.
>>725906079
lewd
>>
>>725906266
>trophy one
you realize alice gives out her dox freely right what do you think an ip is gonna do
>>
>>725906317
go watch her stream, its ALL adorable
celtyplays
>>
>>725906239
i dont see you donating
>>
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>>725906354
i want snipers! and knife
and sand paper

my floor is the only flat surface...
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>>725906366
It's not Alice's
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>>725906458
I dont have any money
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>>725898801
Love these threads Alice!
you should give us some time to buy our groceries so we can cook together.
On another note how are you feeling today?
>>
>>725906528
okay so you are going to do harm to people who are in no way interesting or important. gg.
>>
>>725906634
shes in her stream: celtyplays on twitch
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>>725906417
don't think I can handle it
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grim i just don't sign into steam i never baleeted you love
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>>725906366
Why does Spicer hate you so much, Alice? How did I get dragged into this bullshit? Why even are you?
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>>725906641
Been the reason /b/ is so shit now. gg.
>>
>>725906711
do it do it do it.
>>
>>725906458
>donating
to?
>>
>>725901646
you're the newfag. you have no idea what a roodypoo is, newfag.
>>
>>725906742
alice is streaming currently dood ask her in stream
>>
> Old El paso kit.
Literally fuck off with that mass produced garbage
>>
>>725906900
her stream of course https://twitch.streamlabs.com/celtyplays#/
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>>725906846
fuck no nigger
>>
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>>725906523
You can get all of those things for like 10-20 USD, maybe cheaper depending on where you get them and what quality you want. Your floor should work fine as long as it isn't carpet. If it is, put down a sheet or some cardboard or something first.
>>
>>725906981
why doesn't she just get a job?
>>
>>725906839
hahahaha you are really retarded blaming one of the oldest old fags for what the waifus are doing. gg.
>>
>>725901335
>>725901646
summer came early...
>>
>>725907014
do it do it do it DOIT
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>>725907014
pls watch those n-bombs
>>
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>>725907030
i want them
>>
>>725907069
she has one
>>
>>725906912
A stream has alot of potential for IP's
Too much work for I tonight though.
>>
>>725907172
ahuh got a bad ass over here who doesnt understand ips are worthless
>>
luka why did grim even link me here
>>
>>725901646
wait, you come here for taco recipes? you're 16 and your mother didn't show you this already? gtfo my /b/ post 2000 born scum.
>>
>>725907283
Because you asked him, retard
>>
>>725907077
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Enjoy that old timer.
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>>725907161
Start saving!
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>>725907406
link?
>>
>>725907422
hahaha except no
>>
>>725907169
then why she needs donations?
>>
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>>725907545
give me savings!
>>
>>725907693
to improve her stream
>>
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my real question

is it weirder that luka was here

or that grim knew that luka was here
>>
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>>725907708
That's not how saving works, Luka.
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Shut up TP
>>
>>725907858
Luka's always here lol
>>
>>725901478
Looks like shit
>>
>>725907582
http://8ch DOT net/animus/res/1696546.html#1697140
>>
>>725906912
>ask her
>her

Kek. Daily reminder, A penis is masculine trait exemplifying the fact an individual is of male sexuality
>>
>>725907275
Why do big corporations spend so much money on lists of them then?
Anyway I've had enough of team Alice's damage control now. You're boring me.
>>
>>725907283
~it is a mystery~
>>
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>>725907964
:(
>>
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>>725907979
wishy?

>>725907985
that's kinda weird tho

>>725907996
not clicking that bullshit
>>
>>725907845
yeah I dont really buy that ,
seems less of a donation and more of a payment for service rendered.
>>
i want to meet you in real life, so i can kill you, you backwards fucking mess of a human being
>>
>>725908017
yes and alice doesnt have one so...
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not sure why posting
>>
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>>725908103
street magic
>>
>>725908163
suh?
>>
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>>725906713
I might have when I nearly quit tho
>>
>>725908065
they dont, scanning every IP in IPv4 takes about a day.
>>
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>>725908250
what's with this lazy version of sup

first moogs now you
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>>725908257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ELnDPmI8w
>>
>>725908340
I was before moogs :L
>>
>>725898801
Love these threads. You keep doing you, gurl.
>>
>>725908340
How is it lazy? It's the same amount of letters.

It's just what the cool kids say these days.
>>
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>>725908536
it's fucking terrible

>>725908645
see above
>>
>>725908628
she streaming right now: celtyplays on twitch
>>
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>>725908761
its great

>>725908645
hey babe
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>>725899999
>>
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>>725908140
Don't look at me like that! Just save your money, even if it's only dollars or even pennies at a time. You'll get there.
>>
>>725908886
when do you ever actually say saaaaaaaaaaaah? irl

i say sup all the fucking time
>>
>>725908761
Low-effort.

>>725908886
Hi Grim.
>>
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>>725909020
pennies don't exist anymore...
>>
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>>725899999
>>
>>725909055
the future of our continents teachers here ladies and gentlemen
>>
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>>725909052
in actuality I just say wassup with a heavy brooklyn accent

when I feel silly ill go all
ahuhuh suh dood?

but das rare

>>725909055
what's good
>>
10.80.129.165
10.223.135.47
10.223.172.77
10.28.166.208
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10.80.129.165
209.85.128.173
209.85.128.176
74.125.82.48
74.125.82.50
>>
>>725898801

It's me again can I have 2 hugs this time?
>>
>>725909235
>when I feel silly ill go all
>ahuhuh suh dood?
>
>but das rare

hounestly bro i got a little nauseous reading this not gonna lie
>>
>>725900177
>y-you'll end up sticking y-your dick in a toaster or something...
Have to admit - you know your audience
>>
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>>725909131
They do, but I know what you mean. Save nickels, then.
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>>725909521
>>
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>>725909602
i want some
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>>725909602
Tho shalt not pass!
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