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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>725891477 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 213
Thread images: 151

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>725891477

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Tyr
Tyr heitir
Einhendt gud
Vargens matar
Hilmir av hovet.
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>>725896753 (Saya)
I mean, I'm not officially family yet, it's not my place to speak! I think he's making peace with the idea of it, and I think that's the hardest part of it
>>725896881 (Rem)
I appreciate it hon but that's not how this one's going to end <3
it's terminal, we just don't know how long it means
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>>725897146
well ofc it's always good to be prepared.
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No spam this thread because the rules.
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What's everyone doing this Friday night?
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賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!

>>725896347
Ah sorry Anon-kun! The title is "It must be loneliness" and this evening's mood I would say is as stated in the title

>>725896440
I think I can relate a bit. When really tipsy my fingers don't always press where I want them to, but in return, as much as it makes off notes, it also broadens my imagination. Because I hear sounds I wasn't expecting. Sometimes it turns out to be better that way. I hope you get what I mean as a fellow artist!

>>725896483
oohh I see. I agree that, generally, mouse and keyboard is the superior input
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En skikkelse lå der på bakken
Så vond at de blomster rundt visnet
En dyster sjel lå der på bakken
Så kald at alt vann ble til is
En skygge da falt over skogen
Da skikkelsens sjel visnet bort
For skikkelsens sjel var en skygge
En skygge av vondskapens makt
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Still here. And. >>725897362
At a friends may drink soon. You?
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>>725897264
i did a roleplay of tousling your hair and then i reassured you further with the phrase "chin up"!
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>>725897567
this
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Roleplaying is cancer and shouldn't be ITT
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>>725897370
fine title for a fine night
have you got anymore?
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Claiming best girl

>>725897309
> I'm not officially family yet
..You're marrying into that family soon then, or what?

>>725897370
I think I know what you mean. I sometimes get really good ideas while drunk, but I'm nowhere near good enough to do them..
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>>725897567
Why don't you look at me when we make love.
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>>725897485
oh fug now i understand

sorry for being dumb!!!!

anyway i think i shoulda sleep, any thoughts on the album so far by the way before i go to bedu?
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>I havent died yet
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Claim

>>725897264
I accepted it

We will
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>>725897905
Another reason to be disappointed
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This sux
https://youtu.be/0d-ZDWytIx8
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>>725897963
sweet! looking forward to it my man
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>>725897701
aaaa! dont say that!
and i think you should know that...your music...is great! and really expresses the sweetness inside you! dont let the bedbugs bite deary ttyl
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>>725898021
You're welcome
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>>725898113
is it unironically good tho???

if yes then i'm rly glad you like it!

might as well release some lolicore album soon
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>>725898177
Reliable and forthcoming as ever
Now pls MWGA
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>>725898067
Amazing start, Anon!
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>>725898294
lol yes it is "unironically good"
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>>725897636
I shall be uploading then
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>>725898095
So am i
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>>725897362
Masturbating to my waifu.
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>>725898536
That's fucking degeneracy.
You should end your own life.
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>>725897362
Watching hockey
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>>725898411
that makes me really happy!

thank you! and yeah i think i will go now! bye bye!

>>725898524
good! i have to go now, but i guess we will talk tomorrow here or on steam maybe?
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>>725898395
I think that counts as tongue. >>725898536
Lewd and boobs.
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>>725898312
On it famalam
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>>725898677
pce, futakek
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>>725898677
Ok
Bye
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>>725898703
It's just an open mouth.
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>ctrl+f
>no megumin

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>>725898871
thats the cutest pic ive seen you post
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>>725898494
great!! can hardly wait
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>>725898915
David pls go
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>>725898966
who the hecky are you
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>>725897362
Drinking up, baby, staying up all night
With the things I could do, I won't but I might
The potential I'll be that I'll never see
The promises I'll only make

Nah, just having a few cold ones and watching anime. Shit's cash, yo
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>>725899038
>>725898915
wait, for real?
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>>725897658
soon is nebulous! it's going to happen for sure, but it's not right away
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>>725897309
Let's hope they're not gonna be in a lot of pain.


カラミチーマス
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>>725897676
You turn the lights off
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>>725899144
for real what?
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>Misaki claimed
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>>725899282
Oh, sorry.
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>>725899362
i mean youre not gnomes and david right? that would be crazy!
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>>725899074
I liked that pic of sayayayayayayayayaya
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>>725899529
What's on her back.
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>>725899529
who is gnomes? who are you?
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WTF it's Saturday.
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>>725899657
>fugs u
>cooms
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>>725897467
I'm just posting on here, it's really made me feel a lot better since I was feeling down before I got here. I might play some vidya too. What do you like to drink?
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>>725899765
friday in places that matter
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>>725899657
dude weed lmao
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>>725899225
This just makes me confused.. Why do you come here then?

>>725898966
There are many cute images of Saya.
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>>725899601
yes i saw, but who are you?

>>725899626
she's wearing her wedding dress it has that mesh kind of see-through-y type of fabric on her upper back and arms.
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>claiming this shit yo
Evening people
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>>725899905
where is your anonymous? :o
>>725899871
and that one's the cutest
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>>725897209
> Claiming fictional anime characters

You people are fucking retarded. Everyone knows Taiga is BEST GIRL.
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>>725899833
Not all the places that matter, America is just louder.
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>>725900004
Yeboii good taste, you know it.
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I heard this dragon maid show was terrible, but its actually pretty alright. Then again I am drunk, so idk
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>>725899832
Ah. Good for you. Jack Daniels is nice. >>725899905
Ah. That fabric is weird.
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>>725899992
lost it a few days ago
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>>725900045
did you wear green yesterday?
>>725900143
aww, I hope you find it :(
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>>725900186
You mean shitpost and ERP time?
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>>725900125
doesnt look comfortable at all either. bet it's itchy.

>>725900263
actually i kind of like going without, but thanks anyway.
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>>725900186
Buns and cummies are the best things in life
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>>725900263
Why would I? Nope.
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>>725900353
It looks cute though and it's what they are going for.>>725900353
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>>725898589
You don't mean that.

>>725898703
You like?

>>725899832
Why did you ignore my post? I'm never going to talk to you again.
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>>725900368
it was st patricks day

if you dont wear green, people will pinch you
>>725900353
who is your waifu? shes very cute
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>>725900478
It's fine I guess.
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Claimed
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>>725900470
What's making it suck?

>>725900495
We don't do that here, just a normal day like every other. I barely have green clothing.
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ERP is the greatest love story ever told.
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>>725900475
i dont think she could help being cute!

>>725900495
thanks dude shes the protagonist of why not be my dog
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>>725900682
I don't like green very much

so you dont celebrate it at all?
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>>725900682
Work being difficult. Going from full cleaning to all of the unique dishes back to full cleaning sucks.
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>>725900186
dude lmao lmao

>>725900356
I am the bun who knocks.

>>725900470
lmao lmao lmao
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>Waifu
>you dont even speak the same fucking language
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>>725900804
She does have some cute looking pics.
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>>725901009
There's dubs
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>>725900956
https://youtu.be/0dCzjyypmXg
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>>725900478
I didn't really know what to say to it. Your waifu is really hot though!

>>725900125
I like whisky too, though I much prefer proper Scotch whisky.
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>>725901009
as if a measly language barrier could stop love
truly limited view anon
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>>725899375
How's the gun going?
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>>725901225
I want a Falcon.
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>>725901009
English is common knowledge.

>>725900877
Ouch, how many people work in that kitchen?

>>725900826
Nope, even if people here know what it is, most don't know when it is.
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>>725901243
Never had it. Can't really buy for myself.
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>>725900956
You merely adopted the bun. I was born from it, molded by it
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Saber claimed
>>725901009
Hardly an issue in my case
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>>725898589
>degeneracy
>claims a bootleg touhou
nice one
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>>725901009
>誰でもできない
だって
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>>725902006
I am the Bun and Only, the Bringer of Fluffy tails.
My might is Unyielding and my resolve is steadfast.
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>>725902068
>Shot fired
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>>725901684
Aww, that sucks. Well once you're old enough (I guess you're under 21), you can enjoy it for sure! If ever go to Scotland, the legal drinking age across the UK is 18, so you can get some great stuff there, or even go on a whisky distillery and tasting tour!
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>>725902146
My name is Ringo, bun of buns: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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>>725899033
Sorry for taking so long Anon-kun

Crossing the Snowfields
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xvK23Rl79B
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>>725902292
I like you.

You're alright for a newfag.
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>>725901463
Im alone today.
>>725901455
Falcons are expensive and wont yell at your dog though.
https://youtu.be/bUNECHCKWBc
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>>725901009
Google translate
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>>725902202
19. Dont really want to go to those places.
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>>725899871
to spread love silly!
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>>725902317
don't worry about it , second time I'm actually enjoying the wait of something worth it
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>tfw every waifu ITT is shit
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>>725899089
No hands!!!
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>>725902544
Yeah, but they're still falcons.
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>>725902581
Don't be shitting me now. Give me an honest answer.
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claim!
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>>725902779
They also wont outlive you. Or die with you.
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>>725902771
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>>725902908
cute
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>>725902847
because I saw the threads and I saw sad people. I came to try and make smiles
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>>725902958
dump chara n00dz
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>>725902958
>Smile!
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>>725903230
>Raawr
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>>725903230
I found a thing. Have a thing.
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>>725902560
Shame, Scotland's wonderful. I'm sure you'll have good whisky shops in the US too.

>>725902908
Akkariiiin~
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>>725903104
And what do you get out of this?
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>>725903079
Thanks!
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>>725903172
maybe later

>>725903230
>
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>>725903346
Hi Yui!
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>>725903376
you're welcome

did you have a fun patrick day? weekend plans?
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>>725903172
actually here's one nude i'll dump the rest later
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>>725903371
nothing! there's nothing preventing this from being a huge waste of time for me!
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I'm not sure why people celebrate an Irish Holiday when they aren't Irish

Oh right, to justify their alcoholism
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>>725903322
>rawr

>>725903344
Checked out that. I'm not sure if I have that...So saved

>>725903409
Wonderful
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>>725903799
I just like to pinch people :o
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>>725903597
Yes I did, thank you. Did you? My room mate is having a bon-fire tonight so I'll probably see what that's all about at some point. No plans this weekend other than homework :/
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>>725903691
ass ones pl0x
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>>725903691
top kek, someone saved them

>>725903810
how's the datsun?
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>>725902953
I like birds of Prey.
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>>725903799
i wonder why people celebrate a christian holiday when they aren't religious in the first place.

Oh right, to justify their [insert something off-putting here]
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>>725903799
Exxxxactly. However I have no interest in celebrating a Irish holiday. So I just drink every day
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>>725903799
Pretty much. The closest my dual-heritage has to Irish is scottish, but fuck it if I won't use this as an opportunity to drink
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>>725903904
not really, I didn't find anyone to pinch :/

that sounds fun, I went to a bonfire with a friend in high school, they held me because they got scared so that was nice

what do you study?
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>>725903741
>huge waste of time
So self satisfaction? That you think by "spreading love" others will feel happier because of you?
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>>725904042
Christmas isn't even christian
And it's about capitalism

>>725904077
At least you admit it
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>>725903799
I have Irish heritage and I know an alcoholic Irish lass whose birthday is St Patricks Day.
>>725903985
I like them too. But cockatoos are superior pets.
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>>725904318
>Christmas
?
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>>725899765
It's Friday haHAA
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>>725904340
Falcons eat those bitch birds.
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>>725904216
lol you got scared?

I study math but my only classes this semester are programming 2 and probability models
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>>725903928
Not same anon but why did Chara give you those lewds?
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>>725903528
I hope you're well! Any plans for the weekend?
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>>725904241
no no, I mean that maybe this doesn't help anyone, but it's worth the effort if it does!
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>>725904798
we were semi-involved for a while
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>>725904577
Falcons are mostly smaller than cockatoos.
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>>725904771
no they were scared, it was cute :o

sounds very hard, what kind of job do you want?
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>>725904318
Merry Christmas
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>>725904928
That wouldn't be a bad present.
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>>725904928
Merry... Christmas????
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>>725904928
Pls no, I've had enough snow for the year
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>>725904827
There's no truly selfless act. It is for self satisfaction because you'll feel like it'll be a huge waste of time otherwise.
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>>725904876
lucky , she is so hoooot
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>>725904918
And alot cooler.
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I claim Mr. Popo, he is bae-chan
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>>725905261
I'm a huge fan of wasting my time, even if I'm an asshole.
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>>725904928
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I hate people
>gluten free
>orders a crumbed chicken burger
>yes flour and breadcrumbs are fine
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>>725905309
>she
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>>725905261
I like helping, miss Saya.
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>>725905183
Just dumped some more on us here.

>>725905144
Happy Easter?

>>725905053
For me. How would a tomoko present look like?
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>>725905482
SHE
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>triggered by thread you can filter
>better shit post that'll show them
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>>725905532
Lots of lace and ribbon kind of stuff I'd hope.
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>>725905780
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>>725905780
It's /b/
It's 4chan
What the fuck do you expect?
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>>725905532
Happy autumn and a merry good new thanksgiving to you too.
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>being older than 10
>watching anime
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>>725905629
Uh oh. It's the dank meme crew. What's wrong, get tired of playing CoD and decide to take up shitposting?
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>>725905503
So do I, it makes ME feel good.
Honestly, I don't think you are helping anyone here and that you are doing the "helping" wrong way.
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Claimed, may my pelvis be ground to the consistency of skittles
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>get told
>n-no U!
>not damage control
2ez
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>>725905887
I'm jealous of your taiga onesie collection
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>>725905974
The most cringey attempt at insulting someone I've ever witnessed. Along with one of the thousands of images taking up real estate on your hard drive of a poorly animated toddler that you use to cope with your sexual frustration and eternal virginity, amazing.
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>>725906048
if you want me gone, just say it?
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>>725905974
kek
Friday to lets say the gf is with the bull today
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>>725906199
I want to figure you out
>Saya
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>>725906182
>>725905980
>>725905909
>>725905807
>fresh never before seen insulting oc
wew lad
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>>725906373
>still being mad enough to reply
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>>725906182
>The most cringey attempt at insulting someone I've ever witnessed.
Not big on mirrors, i take it?
>>725906265
I have no idea what you were trying to say. Are you going for "My gf is out with a guy who has a bigger cock than me."?
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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
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>>725906454
>mad enough to shitpost
>mad at weebs on a weeb site
>mad enough to get btfo over and over again and still use the same wording
J
U
S
T
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>>725905323
Not really.

Welcome back Eyebrow-kun
>>
Yeah, well I had that counseling appointment today.
They make appointments with students, listen to their problems and give them counselors they can call for actual free healthcare therapy. They repeat the appointments until the student has a therapist or his problems are resolved.

So, I went there today and told them about how I felt.
About my family problems and about me being trans.
I told him about everything I got yelled for and cried about it.
I got yelled at because I loaded the dishwasher without the consent of my dad.
I got yelled at because my dad complained about autocorrect and I offered him to turn it off.
I got yelled at, grabbed by my collar and slamed against a wall because I didn't want to vote when I was 16.
I got yelled at for staying in my room.
I got yelled at for not doing my chores.
I got yelled at for doing my chores not properly enough
I got yelled at for being a bad example for my brother
I got yelled at for buying a lavender soap.
I got yelled at because I could do better in university
I got yelled at because of having bad grades and not enough learning
I got yelled at for staying up past midnight
I got yelled at for running away from home
I got yelled at for telling them I wanted to die.

I told him about why I think I'm trans and cried even more about it.
How I can't enjoy sex, how I can't even properly masturbate without feeling disgusted.
How I just don't want to be a man anymore. How everything just gets worse and worse and how I just started involuntary starving myself

It was rather pleasant to get this all off my chest
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She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
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>>725906859
>>725906859
>>725906859
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These threads will burn
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>>725906645
kek
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