Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725875982
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgcrLj2DAkM
カラミチーマス
Claiming best girl
Why is the thread always so lively whenever I'm gone? This saddens me
i was abandoned as a child in the cold streets of tokyo where I was taken in by a karate master who taught me to fend for myself in middle school where I fell in luv with girl named ako-sun. she taught me the true meaning of life but was killed in cold blood by school bully so now 2 yrs later i hunt for killer
http://arthichaud.mytoilet.net
>>725884460
I thought it's pretty dead tbh.
>>725884460
Maybe people leave when they see you?
Still here
>claim
death match w/ aikawa for pink waifu's heart
evening guys, guacamole here... what are you doing?
Iya, reporting in. How's everyone doing?
>>725884460
Eh, guess most folks just aren't that talkitive anymore.
>>725884474
I wish you luck in avenging Ako-sun.
>>725884710
Freezing, drawing, shitposting, the usual.
>>725884563
It was twice more active than when I was around.
>>725884573
Maybe they do. Mind giving me some advice comrade anon?
>>725884762
Surely there are enough active people around here
>>725884762
Is she holding a tree?
Chocolate cake and a glass of white supremacy
How nice
>>725884762
The shitpost is my job... what do you mean for Freezing?
>>725884853
Have you tried claiming an actual waifu and not just an obvious meme?
>>725884314
I LIKE STARMIE THE POKEMON I FUCK MY PLUSHIE NIGHTLY WHILE LYNCHING SNOOP DOGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwqPHZT2i14
>>725884995
forget pic
>>725883476
>that filename
Are you the real Tomoko?
>>725883546
Aikawa~
>>725883556
Jesus Christ
>>725883671
I can't even afford the food on my table. I'll have to start saving up now to buy a new computer 5 years.
>>725883694
Not even forced conversation?
>>725883734
>saved
Is drawing on a tablet easier for you?
>>725883743
You don't even talk to your sister? Sheesh.
>>725883839
They make you do all that in one minute in the military. Hurry up!
>>725884667
there's an anon who talks to me in spanish, I wonder if he knows I don't speak it
the most I ever learned was taking Spanish 1 in high school
I got a C
>>725884983
Is there a m1lk>white supremacy word filter or is this a meme?
milk test
>>725884996
But I like my waifu. Besides, who the hell should I be claiming then? It's not like you have a waifu either comrade anon
>>725885122
Hi!
Claim
>>725883634
I'm talking to people on discord
>>725883855
Where do you live?
>>725885122
I am. I am on mobile.
>>725884853
True, but sometimes life is weird like that.
>>725884928
Nope. It's this little mossball called a 'Marimo'. Cute thing, look it up sometime.
>>725884995
I live in Ohio and am thinner than a orphan boi.
>>725885122
Good heavens no. I can barely draw on paper, tablets are a whole nother beast to me. Also, nice dubz.
>>725885275
pretty much the same yeah, do you have anything planned for the weekend?
>>725885265
I have the bestest waifu, one so fine I don't even need to post.
Try for one that doesn't always look like she just smelled her grannies vag.
>>725885122
I don't associate with someone just because of blood-ties. I didn't speak to my actual brother for 7 years because he was a prick.
There has to be more than just being family.
>>725885197
I'm sure the lack of response in spanish will eventually clue them in to that. Spanish is a fun language, wish you knew it.
>>725885434
Oh cool. Probably won't.
>>725885122
What do you mean? As long as someone is talking to me, i'll probably not ignore them. As i said, i'll speak if spoken to.
>>725885527
he's bilingual so he accepts my English response, I just need translate to understand him
I know very very basic, but that's natural for living in a city with a majority of Hispanics
>>725885122
What?
>>725885275
Canada, southern part
>>725885592
>>725885434
that's so sad.
i have never seen snow in my entire life
>>725885434
Luckily things are getting more lively here
>>725885524
Of course dear comrade anon. But I'll stick to my beloved waifu.
>>725885689
Arizona, after all. I'd be surprised if there was a city there that didn't have majority hispanic population
You ever feel that you should have learned spanish?
>>725885592
Finger slipped ;_;
it's not heresy if no one knows you
Aqua claimed now
>>725885985
Uh hi.>>725886073
Oh ok.
>>725885265
Isn't it the middle if the night for you? Go got bed!
>>725885311
Your writing style is different too. Hm.
>>725885434
You should practice more~ How long have you been at it?
>>725885527
That's nothing I haven't spoken to my brother in 12 years. Next time he'll let me play with his fucking PlayStation2.
>>725885595
So you won't ignore me even of I made fun of your waifu's eyepatch?
>>725885728
Weeaboo music~
>>725886119
Aqua is pretty trash tier
>>725886042
Where she even from? She looks like a Naruto background character.
>>725885441
The same thing which i do everyday, which is talk to people here and on discord and play video games
I have a boring life
>>725885985
Is it nice there?
>>725885122
That's a nice thing to work towards! I don't know how long it will be until I can do anything with my computer
>>725886140
Hi though!
>>725886338
It's cold, all the time. Other than that I love it here
>>725886119
But we can still call you heretic
Heretic
>>725886119
did you switch from megumin?
>>725886052
the point in my life when I was with my grandma, but other than that I've been fine
It'd always be cool to know a second language
I don't know how I would learn it now though
>>725886338
you're not boring -_-
>>725886278
Yeah autocorrect does things. I guess it doesn't matter if you don't believe me.
>>725886278
Did you even listen?
>>725886313
Not in my eyes, she is cute and I love her goofy spoiled personality
She cries over anything yet is determined to fight for example her faithful
>>725886023
That's quite sad too, ya know? Snow is pretty... cool.
>>725886042
You gotta take the high with the low sometimes. That's kind of why I love these threads, never know what's gonna happen.
>>725886278
Trust me, I will. I dunno, maybe a month or so? First few weeks were just trying to find a good book to teach me. Currently on 'Mastering Manga', it's been alright so far.
>>725886429
the impact is less though
>>725886440
do I look like a lolicon to you?
>>725886278
Well... In that case it more depends on my mood. Given who you are, i'd assume it's just joking and and return in kind. If someone seemed serious, i might ignore them, or i might fight with them.
>>725886416
Yeah hi.
a
>>725885122
i should have known youd be the object of another waifu's adoration.
>lurks aimlessly
>>725884983
Im pretty sure that translates to a good mood?
>>725886278
I talk to my brother now, though. Navy seems to have changed him for the better, so I'm glad for that.
>>725886440
Are you old? If you're still young your brain should be able to adapt easier to learning a new language than if you're older, from what I've heard, especially if you're not bilingual already.
>>725885122
I'm slow
>>725886485
one day i will travel to usa and watch the snow... and then return to my shithole...
>>725886338
haha are you me?
i basically do this every week and it hasn't changed to anything else since... forever i guess
>>725886452
She's a child that expects everyone to be honored to do everything for her, she also has the least amount of value on the team
>>725886704
Yes, it does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pDi5lV2Bo
>>725886509
who was your old waifu?
>>725886750
I'm 20 so not really old, where would I go about learning?
>>725886278
No, it's 11 pm here and i never go to bed before 1-2 am. Thabks you for caring about me~
>>725886315
Danganronpa, a murder mystery type game/ anime
>>725886485
I gyess you're right. Who are you anyways? And how are things?
my dudes i need an e-g(?)f stat who's free
>>725886886
Thats good. Maybe you wont be as hostile.
>>725886886
You are gonna talk about value on that team? they are all just as useless
Her childish demeanor is what makes her cute, I couldn't say no to these faces
>>725886921
Now that would defeat the purpose would it?
>>725886546
How are today?
>>725886416
Maybe cold all the time would be bad
>>725886440
I am -_-
>>725886830
We must be the same person then
>>725887193
how about you what are you about
>>725887097
Fuck off, I'm not hostile
>>725887118
Megumeme reks shit once a day and Darkness does function pretty well as a tank
But at least they don't act like they're superior, then beg for help when they need it
Every time
>>725886921
Learning through immersion is your best bet, supplementing that with actual classes. That's how a lot of mexican immigrants learn English, just being surrounded by people that only speak that to them.
>>725887118
Shes an almighty goddess who cant act on her own unless it regards a demon or undead. She doesnt know how retarded she really is. Aqua is almost Tuka level shit.
>>725887008
What's that?
>>725886965
It looks very avantgarde, like something a hipster would pretend to enjoy.
>>725887193
Tired. You?
>>725887118
She's a shitty brat that should be spanked more often.
Pleb tier on level with Kirino.
>>725887375
hmm maybe an anon would be good
>>725887255
i guessssssss
what games do you play btw?
>>725887483
take me!
>>725887311
Thats the spirit
>>725886815
That's the spirit, experience new things.
>>725886965
I am Iya. I visits from time to time, mainly to check up on who's still around. Things are goin' well, cold and drawing trash waifus.
>>725887371
Aqua would've been good if she learned to appreciate her friends, she obviously needs them, so she has no right to act better than them
She'll remain shit unless she develops
>>725887561
dude are you sure i feel we might be too bro-status ykwim? also i thought you like had a one already?
>>725887600
oh shit youre that depressed guy sorry didnt mean to like be all aggressive on you like that
>>725887311
she can only cast explosion magic which is useless in a dungeon and after that she is completely limp
Darkness would put everyone into danger if it would mean getting hurt
Why wouldn't she act superior when she actually is better?
>>725887371
I wouldn't call her almighty, plus she is just a high priest in this world
I would give all of you shit back but honestly I don't care enough
>>725887471
I would spank her
>>725886367
Y-yeah but in 5 years all I'll have is $1k
>mfw
I should stop paying for my dad's x-rays. Anyway why not? You should sell some of your games or something.
>>725886441
I don't wanna get trolled.
>>725886449
I'm trying to but my brother lost a lot of my money just now and he doesn't want to get it back. He keeps saying "Eat the loss, eat the loss" Eat the fucking loss my ass I want my fucking money. So I'm not able to enjoy any music.
>>725886485
The absolute best way to draw is by not looking at the paper as your draw. It's the same as touch typing on your keyboard.
>I know what I'm talking about, I'm an artist.
>>725886533
Well I think her eyepatch is cute but I really want to see what's under it, I know she's hiding something~
>>725886689
I wish I wasn't, I just want to be alone.
>>725886703
Same
>>725886750
Oh yeah they probably whipped him into shape. I wish someone could do that for my brother.
>>725886777
You won't survive in the wasteland until you learn Rapid Reload~
>>725886965
You should go to bed at 10PM like normal people...
Something came up, I'll be right back!
>>725886886
Kurumi! Hi!!
>>725887377
Each his own opnion comrade anon. I just love murder mysteries.
>>725887659
Nice to meet you! Who are you drawing?
>>725887878
that would explain why youre carrying on like 20 conversations rn %))))
>>725887830
literally who?
i'm alone!!!!
and yer we are somehow on a bro status but still....
>>725887821
Maybe she does in the LNs? All I know about them is that Megu wins Kazuma, but Aqua probably gets some development
>>725887878
>actually participates in the thread
>same as lurking aimlessly
That's not how that works
>>725887937
It's not a mystery that I'd murder that pussy :o
>>725887878
No, that's way too early. Besides, now i can talk to you
>>725887878
I understand but what would I troll you for? I mean nothing to gain. How is Rea?
>>725887492
Idk, any really
I'm playing racing ones right now though
>>725887878
It's an eye of another color. That's really all.
>>725887830
Who am i?
>>725887878
Punch him hard for stealing your money.
>>725887878
>>725887921
No looking at paper, got it! Also, take care of yourself now.
>>725887937
Like I said, trash waifus. Girls that you can go 'Aww' at, but then forget about her like, five seconds later. Pretty much any harem girl that isn't the main girl.
>>725887821
The entire team is a bad DnD group. Kazuma is basically their adult/veteran, cringing inwardly at their decisions.
>>725887871
She has all her godly powers at her disposal. Yet she acts like a self-entitled shit to get what she wants. She could probably beat the Demon King on her own, but shes too lazy.
>>725887353
I should get out more than, I'm usually inside all day
>>725887255
not :o
>>725887118
can I have a hint at least?
>>725888193
well i've been playing dirt 3 and beamng.drive for awhile, but i mainly play insurgency, ro2 if it comes to multiplayer stuff
>>725887975
idk, i thought you mentioned it. and yeah me too shit sucks. i guess it makes sense to team up and be less alone. just a couple guys being dudes.
>>725888243
uh blood-chan?
>>725887871
And Aqua does nothing
Even if Megumeme and Darkness have flaws, they still have uses
And I don't recall Darkness putting anyone besides herself in trouble
>>725887937
Hello...Whatever your name is
>>725888042
So Kazuma is a pedo after all...
>>725888328
Kazuma is pretty shitty too, he wants glory but doesn't want to work for it
>>725888369
what did she mean by "toy"?
>>725886485
Don't read/watch any shitty mastering manga books/videos. Those won't do you any good.
And don't listen to >>725887878
>>725887878
You can't sell games on steam.
Why do you need to pay for your dads X-ray? Or is that too personal to ask
>>725888187
afternoon smug tomoko, are you playing tanks?
>>725888469
wtf is this, guy? flawed characters are bad now? when did that happen? %)
>>725887871
she has a good butt
Hey everyone! How's it going?
>>725888360
That won't help at all, no. If you have the chance getting out would be good. Shit, I would get out more if I had a car, or people I knew in the area.
>>725888608
hey... is that Nonon Jakuzure?
>>725888467
na i'm alone and yeah it does suck.
i guess it's better to team up and like hang around together, atleast you get someone to talk with and maybe even get really close to, idk.
>>725888467
No
I meant what did we talk about?
>>725888328
I doubt she can because she was in serious panic when kazuma summoned her to the world
>>725888360
the hint is I never visit threads, and I will leave now again to play games
>>725888469
have you not seen the last episode? because if you have you're retarded
Darkness almost killed their caravan because she wanted to be trampled
>>725888610
you bet she does
>>725888220
lemme cream her
https://youtu.be/SwqPHZT2i14
erza claimed
>>725888575
No just sitting.
>>725888469
Am I not popular enough dear comrade Kurumi?
>>725888315
That's nice. Anyone in particular?
>>725888416
I play dirt 3 and i would play beamng if my laptop was good enough
What's insurgency and ro2?
>>725888360
Am -_-
>>725888603
Aqua has more flaws than just being annoying to her friends
Judging by the way she acts, there's no reason to keep her in the group, her developing as a character would solve this but she can still have flaws
>>725888905
Oh, right
You mean the monsters that were going to attack the caravan because of her armor, the ones they stopped to fight anyway
>>725889002
I just don't remember you
>>725888507
I'll be sure to take all of your reccomandations into mind. Quite honestly though, I've just kind of been doing my own thing. Taking what I do like into my art, and leaving out the bad stuff. Keeping divers has also been helping some.
>>725888608
Nice taste.
>>725888629
Personally I've been going alright, found some time to get on this thread after all.
>>725888905
Eh, I think she's a pretty good waifu, if you can put up with her. I can see her appeal.
>>725888940
Not bad, not bad at all.
>>725889002
I may actually draw Iya, if only for giggles.
>>725888975
why?, are you ok?
>>725889137
That's a shame. On the bright side, that means this time I won't screw up. How are you ?
>>725889166
Have fun with that comrade artist
>>725888469
Thats his flaw. Still in the NEET mindset. He still adapts his moveset to capitalise on what he rolled. That already makes him more useful, and the only actual competent member of the group.
>>725888754
time to get motherfuckin SERIOUS about bromance %)
>>725888825
you said you had depression and i said get rid of it but you said you couldnt so i sad that sucks
>>725889137
didnt she like form a strong bond with kazuma in the first episode? wtf happens to that if she goes? she's like the heart of the party 100% needed in it.
>>725889043
yea dirt 3 is fun af but man i can't fucking get it on fullscreen and it's making me rage cus it lags from time to time.
beamng runs pretty alright to me though there are some drops of fps here and there, i don't mind that, though.
insurgency is a tacticool shooter where u play as allah or typical us male. it's pretty realistic and fun to play with friends.
ro2 is red orchestra 2... does this light up the bulb in your head a little more?
>>725889424
it's not gay if both sides will say "no homo" first right
>>725889231
Yeah I'm fine.
i wish i could get as many replies as sonokawa...
how come he's so popular?
>>725889496
there is literally nothing gay about bromance
>>725889598
cuz xe's a sweetheart and a goofball rolled into one
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!そしてー!今より復活しました!
>>725884392
I enjoyed the music as I scrolled down~
Hello everyone~
>>725889166
Practice drawing boxes and other geometrical shapes. Try to find somewhere where you can do some croquis drawings. Also do at least 30 min of gesture drawings every day. There's no easy way. Practice anatomy, shapes and perspective. The more you practice the faster you'll get better.
>>725889747
piano holo!
>>725889598
I will gladly reply to you. No idea who you are but... Hi~
>>725888905
>last episode
You are so far behind its not funny. Aqua was dropped in the world with her godly powers intact. As proved with her multiple resurrections of Kazuma.
>>725889747
Piano Holo! How's you? Have you recorded anything new?
Tfw life gets really shitty but you can see the light at the end. You know if you can just get through these next few days youll be golden, but these next few days are the worst.
>>725889734
so if i will kiss u it won't be gay..?
>>725889908
whats so bad about them
>>725889598
Why do you want that?
>>725889908
What if life isn't shitty, but it isn't good either and there's no light at the end?
>>725888469
Come on. Is this the face of a pedo?
>>725889598
he gives almost everyone (You)'s
>>725889293
Thank you! I hope you have fun with... whatever you do.
>>725889598
Sometimes you're popular, sometimes you're ignored. That's what I've noticed anyways.
>>725889769
I'll be sure to exactly that, thank you.
>>725889908
At least you're optimistic. Just know that the waifu thread will always be here for a good vent.
>>725889598
>easy to talk to
>doesn't write full paragraphs in his replies
>silly and childlike
>cute and funny
>sometimes gives good advice
>is good person
Source?
>>725889747
Horo Horo! <3
>>725889166
That's good! It's always nice to be in a cosy waifu thread, isn't it?
>>725889598
>reply to all with something
>get replies back
now you are popular too
>>725889954
futa. let's just cyber and get it over with already.
>>725889598
There are only retards up right now.
Maybe besides the depressed Tomo.
>>725888369
>>725885353
>>725889326
These cuties are the one that should be getting some attention.
>>725889991
My job is being gay and basically everyone is quitting and looking for other jobs. If i could just get my license to come in already id be set with 2 jobs. I just gotta play the waiting game.
>>725889598
+1 popularity
>>725890049
I think id hate that more than the rollercoaster tbh
>>725890256
Thats why i continue to come here. But im not optimistic i have a legit reason things will get better.
>>725889293
Wait a second..Aren't you the one that called me Kurome?
>>725889326
Their competence in general depends on the situation
There's no denying Megumeme is great at defending the town from large groups and strong bosses
>>725889424
I don't know about a strong bond
But if it were me, the whole "You're a worthless idiot, please solve my problems" routine would get old fast
>>725889747
Aloha!
>>725889598
You have to give (you)s to get (you)s. Truly the DNA of the soul
>>725890372
b-but...
okay..............
>>725890256
I'm not good at drawing and really lazy tbh, but I kinda know what needs to be done to get good and also what you shouldn't do, but that's also what demotivates me so.. There's no talent, just hard work.. Really-fucking-hard-work..
>>725890412
At least I got the random pizzas with pineapple on them..
>>725890337
Mhm. Glad this is one of the constants on /b/.
>>725890412
Well, at least you got somethin' forward to. I wish you only the best.
miss Saya miss Saya! I stopped at the pharmacy and got a hard cider <3 I'm gonna raise a toast in a bit for you
>>725889508
then why are you not playing some vidya?
feeling tired?
>>725890793
And I'm just about to open a new one!
>>725890398
But I don't know anyone besides you, Homura and Rory.
>>725890870
Yeah.
>>725890398
heck off
>>725890925
Is not like they are interesting or fun to talk to, for you to want to talk to them, anyway. I can understand that. But at least someone should say "hey" to a little boy like yourself.
>>725889598
+ 1 of popularity
Guacamole
>>725890701
Yay for fruity pizza. I had tendies today tho. The good ones too.
>>725890717
Thanks m8. I did also adult today. I hate adulting.
>>725890925
Ive tried to talk to you multiple times
>tali
>>725890925
Don't I deserve a mention?
>>725890793
>>725890892
Ayy happy international alcohol day!
>>725890701
I'm sorry to hear that, nothing sucks more than plain ol' demotivation. Still, I thank for the advice and hope all goes well.
>>725891153
It's of no issue. Also, sorry to hear about that.
>>725890412
iktf. was waiting only like two or three weeks to finally get called in but it still sucked. how long have you been waiting/do you expect to wait?
>>725890513
well youre also not an anime having to deal with goofy hijinks 24/7!
>>725890595
well okay i don't actually do the cyber thing so sorry that was probably a little mean of me but we can have cybered in spirit now!
>>725891298
it's ok!
i'm not sad or mad!
annnd i don't do the cyber thingie too
>>725890513
General > Situational. Jack of all trades can get more done in a day than a master of one.
>plus Ive read a little ahead
Whiz can cast Explosion more than once a day. She can also defend the town.by herself handily. A shame shes actually wrakened by Aquas presence.
>>725890398
Please no, Im working.