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State you're JOB, SALARY, AND AGE. I'll get things

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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State you're JOB, SALARY, AND AGE. I'll get things rolling:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 per hour
>37 years old
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>>725859894
>Sales engineer
>€17 per hour
>29 years old
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4chan.. the board of originality.
>>
boy you sure do post this thread a lot.

there are no chef's at wendy's.

>>725859957
don't participate nigger
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>>725860018
aw let him have his fun... it's cute.
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>>725859894
>Fucking OP's mom
>She buys me lunch occasionally
>31
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>>725859894
No Job. No Salary. 33.
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>>725859894
I'm JOB, SALARY, AND AGE.
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>>725859894
>Web engineer at startup
>7$ per hour
>23 years old
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>>725860462
>be web engineer
>literally make less than waiter
>can't afford to kill myself
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>>725860530
kekek
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>Maintenance Technician
> 13.00/hr
>31
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Corrosion technician
27
$700 a day
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>Mechanical Engineer for Hilton
>$15 Hour +Full Benefits
>27 Years old
I get a fancy title but really I just repair the air conditioning in guests rooms.
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President
$600.00/hr

66
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>Stage Puppeteer
>$12.30 an hour
>23 years old
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>>725859894
>construction painter
>34$/h
>33
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>>725860462
What shit hole country do you live in that you only make $7 an hour. You must be retarded to work for that.
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>loss prevention officer
>$18/hour
>25

i was an automotive tech for years and still do car repairs on the side too
>>
Network Admin
$50/hr
30
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>>725860018

>don't participate nigger
>gives him a free bump

pick one, retard.
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>>725859894
> Software Engineer
> $60 per hour
> 23 years old
>>
>>725860897
how often do you deal with shit as loss prevention, do you just sit in a back room watching screens and jerking off all day or is there actual work involved
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>>725859894
>Research technician
>$11.75/hr
>23
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>>725859894
25
Team leader at post office
16 Euros per hour
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>>725861069
Describe
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Even though OP is a lying faggot I will play along

>Bartender
>$6 hourly but average $18 after tips
>32 years old

Been doing this shit for 10 years now, I'm about sick of it. I should have went to school. At this point I don't even know what else to do.
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>>725861153
kill yourself faggot and gtfo my /b/
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>Fedex Package Handler
>11.70/hr
>20 years old

Recommend for any college students. I work early morning from 4am-8am so it's easy to tie into class schedule. Plus keeps you fit.
>>
Nigger
Food Stamps Sheeeeit.
34
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>Dishwasher at shitty local restaurant
>$9.70/Hour
>12-12.5 hours a week
>21
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>>725861008

some places use cameras and rooms, were on the floor all day. only way we get camera footage is if we arrest someone and have to burn the footage for the police. you just walk around acting like a normal person and wait for someone to steal, once they leave you get em

theres some bad days (literally usually when its a full moon) where youll get 2-3 druggies steal stuff in a day and some days where 2-3 days of nothing happen. we fight them for arrest until they pull a weapon or overpower us, at that point we say go and call the police. couple weeks back a pair of old guys stole $850 worth of stuff and when i grabbed him in his truck he tried to slam the door on me and peeled out lol
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>>725859894
> JOB (can't say)
> 19
> 7.4 million $ (yearly)
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>>725861384

professional fag.
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>>725859894

> Construction Estimator
>85k per year
>33
>>
>>725861377
damn nigga you need some sort of certification for that kind of job or is it a sort of "anyone crazy enough for this shit come on"
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>>725859894
Electrical Engineering CO-OP (Work part time and school part time)
20.72/hr
at graduation 85K/year = about 40/hr
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>>725859894
>electronics technician
>18.50
>29
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>>725861564
forgot age
24
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Art Director
85k/yr
28
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>>725861250
How is that? I have a guy offering me a job with FedEx but the route he is offering me is 250-275 mile drive each day. Plus the one thing detouring me is that he said the deliver up to 200 pounds by themselves
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>>725859894
>18
>10/h
>Micky D's
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>Database and statistical programmer
>$70 per hour
>34
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this is now a furry thread
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>insurance help desk
>$14.04
>20 years old
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>>725861564
I love people that think they get an automatic raise with a degree
>>
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>>725859894
You're not a chef. You're a cook at Wendy's
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>>725861861
umm moving from part time to full time dumb ass
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>>725861564
bruh that's not how it works you don't automatically get more money because you got a slip of paper
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>>725859894
>PhD student
>$13.5 per hour
>29 years old
>>
>Military intelligence
>$9
>20 years old
>>
>>725859894
>English tutor
>$13.13 per hour
>19 years old
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>>725859894

>Sales
>$165CDN/year (~$125KUSD)
>33yrs old
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>>725861903

>chef
>cook

you are neither. you are not a cook at wendys or any fast food place. you assemble shit thats already made. you are an assembly line worker.
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>>725859894
>Ghost Writer
>~$100/article
>30 years old
>>
>>
>Comercial Airline Pilot
>$191 an hour
>23 years old
>>
Operator
$17
31 years old
>>
Engineer
176K/year (but 50-60 hours per week)
25 years old
>>
>>725861974
right because you live my life and have a written agreement with the company that is paying for your masters.
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>>725860715
Wait what? What to do you do?
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>>725861550

where i am you just need your security license, you can take the course online or in person then write the test thats it. i did it online, balls easy and i burned through the program in a few days

the hardest thing is getting initial experience with your first job, after its easier. you dont have to be crazy to do it, out of the 10 of us half are small girls. advantage to being bigger and muscle like me is you can take pretty much anyone you run into down
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Putting frozen food in a microwave doesnt make you a chef
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>Surveyor extraordinaire
>12/hr
>26
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> Meat Processor
> $12 per hour
> 20
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>>725862068
Sounds like a hot job,

>20
>Bartender
>9$hr +tips
>>
Retail Assistant Manager
18.21 an hour
28
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Banker
60k plus bonus
20
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31
Site operator/programmer
700-1000 bucks per month into my bank account

low as fuck but dont do much per day
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>>725859894
>male prostitute
>$450 an hour/$100 for you to suck me/$150 for me to suck you
>27 years old

It sounds like a crap job, but this job is awesome. I skateboard all day, drink all night, do what ever drugs I want, graffiti shit, an every few days I fuck some old man. It's real freeing I do what I want when I want.

I'm planning on transitioning into being a dominator. It's less pay, but I don't have to fuck for cash. Just whip some perverts ass and occasionally fist someone.
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>Target employee
> $12/hr
>20yo
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>>725862558
it's not too bad, great views most of time!
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>>725861974
Not him but the company that I work for are giving me a bonus and a raise when I graduate from the degree they're paying for
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>>725859894
>Manager for senior housing
>$50k/year
>27
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>>725859894
>>725859894
>Safari Lodge Manger/Guide
>$17000/month (16400 after tax)
>Age 21
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>>725862983
Sounds awesome, do you get free trips and stuff like that?
>>
Telemarketer.
>Salary depends, normally around 13-17/hour
>17
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>>725863115
Pilots usually have rest stops in places if they've flown long haul I think, so that kinda counts
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>In-House HVAC/IT/Surveillance/Data/Etc. Person for a cannabis grow in Denver
>$22 an hour
>26 Years old
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>>725859894
are you the samefag that keeps posting g this identical thread or has this become pasta
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>>725861701
LOL NO
>>
Welder
£28k a year more if I want over time or working out of town
26
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>>725859894
>Electric power trader
>77$/hour
>29 years old
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>>725863214
dude it's to get free bumps from people lolling at the "chef" part and to increase the chance of people being honest when making their post
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>>725863169
Spot on!
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>>725862854
sounds like youre living the life anon
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>>725859894
petroleum engineer
98.5k
27
>>
Underground Miner
51$/hr
26yrs old
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>>725859894
>NEET
>nothing
>20
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>>725862068
Jesus fuck
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>>725860841
Construction and painting are considered a trade. Trades don't pay hourly. Are you taking the average amount of money and your average amount of hours on a job and calculating that? Because I'm
>18
>$15 an hour (under the table)
>kitchen and bathroom cabinet installation
My exception is that I work under my grandfather. He gets paid for quality and quantity, but he pays me hourly. (Doing the math, he makes roughly 65 dollars an hour.)
>>
>>725863246
u mad?
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>>725860871
Probably America.
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>>725863861
whats up?
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Camera Operator
20
$490/day
>>
>commercial electric project manager
>$40 an hour+ bonus and vehicle and medical insurence
>25
>>
>>725859894
Manual Machinist 25 years old 24$per hour
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>>725863971
You're makin stacks, that's what's up haha
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>>725863595
Pretty much. I kinda fell into this job after I left the military. Some guy in a new Audi A8 offered me $300 just to suck me off and stay the night and cuddle with him. Next morning he bought me breakfast and I never saw him again. I promptly bought a bottle of vodka and spent the day skating and coming to terms with what I did. I then realized that this is great money and I hardly did shit for it.

It's pretty nice, but some of these old queens are clingy as shit. Like just today this one guy has messaged me like 6 fucking times saying shit like I'll get you whatever you want, why aren't you texting back, why are you so mean, I have $100 just to hang out with you. Today is a day off for me. I'm drinking and skating today. I ain't got time for that queens cash today.
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>software engineer (angularjs and .NET)
>4100€ a month
>29 yrs old
>>
>>725859894
I like your friends
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>Cleaner
>~10€/h
>22
>>
>>725863885
My trade pays hourly as a manual machinist
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>>725862068
191*2080=$400,000 a year so this is definitely bullshit.. meanwhile:

The median annual Captain/Pilot in Command (Large Jet) salary is $126,583, as of February 22, 2017, with a range usually between $109,640-$142,915 - http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Airline_Pilot,_Copilot,_or_Flight_Engineer/Salary
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>>725864189
shit.. I meant fries..
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Registered Respiratory Therapist
Chicago
$30/hr
>>
>hvac tester
>$200/hr
>21
>>
>Kindergarten teacher
>$2100 /month
>27

Im also a closet pedophile. Perfectly normal during the day. Taking care of these little kids. Higly invested in there future and care.

At night I wank off to cp. No problemo.
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>>725864389
27 years old.

Instructions were unclear lol
>>
Software solution architect
DK
65k usd / year
>>
>retail management cuck
>made 70k (bonus included) last year
>28
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>>725864442
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>analyst
>£28k
>33
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>>725859894
>Student assistant at a pension company
>150 DKK ($21,66) per hour
>25
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>>725859995
mods
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>>725859894
>aws cwi
>$30-35 per hour (paid 4 hour minimum)
>33 years old
>>
man you've been 37 for a few years

would be a better if someone had kept track of the day this was first posted
>>
>>725860897
back on your segway officer Blart
>>
Military E5 making about 60k a year

26 years old
>>
>Cashier in a fast food restaurant
>348$/month
>18
Hungary is the next country of opportunities! (no)
>>
>>725859894
>Mechanic
>15 pounds per hour
>24
>>
>>725864766
(at image) anyone know if you can buy those anywhere? would be fun to have one near the coat rack
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>>725859894
Chef...
>>
I work at starbucks

I cum in your fraps

I dont give a fuck
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>>725859894

Small Business owner
70k a year
35
>>
There is something very strange that this exact thread gets posted all the time.

This seems like some kind of data collection.
>>
>>725859894
>Porn star
>€45,000 a minute
>18

Legit. No lies.
>>
>>725861153
Go back to school. I have been in retail the same amount of time. Started taking online classes and I will have my bachelors in 2 months. Finally ridding myself of helping shitbags.
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>>725859894
>Retard Wrangler
>£10 per hour
> 26 years old
>>
>>725861153
Go to school. It's not too late at your age
>>
>>725859894
>you're job
>"chef" at wendy's
>37

Why am I not surprised?
>>
>Batcher at chicken feed mill.
>13.41/hour
>25
>>
>>725859894
teacher in engineering university
0.98-1.5 % per hour
Bulgaria
>>
>>725865328
How is it working in porn?

I'm anon from>>725862854
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>>725859894
Pneumatic Tool Technician
$25 per hour
26 year old
>>
>>725859894
Store Assistant
£8.53/h
19 years old
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thanks guys, saving all this and compiling it into several doccuments ~FBI anon
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Sales
122k last year
38
>>
>>725859894
>school therapist
>$20 per hour
>23
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>>725865625
How much do you do?
>>
Shipping
13/hr
28
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>>725859894
>Fruit picker
>$10.00/hr
>32 years old
>>
>>725860715
Fort Mac?
>>
>20 years old german
>paramedic
>48 hours per week
>1200€ per month

Pretty fucked
>>
>>725863885
>Trades don't pay hourly.

In Canada they do.
>>
>>725863885
>>725863885
you WOT M8 ?

>draftsman
>150 usd per hour
>31

trades get paid hourly you fucking mexican scab motherfucker
>>
Money fraud investigator
HSBC
£ 28750 per year and other benefits
>>
>>725865731
>>725865948
Hab ich netto auch. Dafür hätte ich 5 Jahre studieren müssen, habe es aber auf 3 runter gehauen... wenigstens habe ich nur 40 Stunden aber mit ständiger Rufbereitschaft... Geh einfach zur Arge und sag dass Du Syrer bist, dann hast Du das Geld save fürs Nichtstun.
>>
24
Artist
nothing 0 $
I want to kill myself every minute, then I realize I no longer have a shit boss and I get happy again
>>
>>725864310
Maybe anon doesn't work in the USA. Did you stop to think of that? Some Chinese airlines will hire foreigners to fly for them with salaries around $300k and up.

That being said, anon never said he works 40 work weeks...maybe he flies 10 hours a week?
>>
>>725859894
Sandwich engineer @ subway
9.00/h
36 years old
>>
>>725859894
>game dev
>72k
>34
>>
>entry data collection clinical research
>$15/hour
>23
It's whatever waiting to get my experience and bounce on being a clinical research associate.
>>
>>725865328
>€45,000 a minute
>no lies.

We're not all idiots here.
>>
IT Consultant
$110.00 / hr
38
>>
>>725859894

Barista
11.00/hr
26
>>
>>725859894
Hammer factory employee
$16
25 years old
>>
>>725866475
topkek
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>>725866526
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>>725859894
Chefs at wendys make millions of dollars per year. You're a cook not a chef.
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>>725859894
gang saw operator for a mosaic company
$11.35/hour
28 yrs old.
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>>725859894
>Training Manager
>36k
>25


▲▲
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>Medical transportation manager
>$45k
>30yo
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>>725867094
wait for it...
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>>725860738
where the fuck is 15 an hour a "fancy life" you're stupid
>>
>>725867373
Um...he said he gets a "fancy title"...not a fancy life. So..I guess you're stupid for failing reading and comprehension. :D
>>
>>725859894
>journeyman meat cutter lead
>9.25
>20
>>
>>725867373
he said title, dumbass
>>
>>725860738
In no way are you an engineer...
>>
>system engineer at fortune 50 company
>92,500K + double time over time
>25yo
>>
>>725861980
Faggot
>>
>Electronic Arts Student
>0€ per hour
>19 Years Old
>>
>>725859894
Insurance Agent Sales
$18hr
31
>>
>>725867520
Journeyperson and you make $9.25? Do you work in zimbabwe?
>>
>>725859894
CSR verizon
~12/hr
24
>>
>>725860738
Engineer means you are designing, creating and implementing something. You just fix air conditions. Dumbass.
>>
>>725867680
Did you fail reading comprehension as a kid? He said it's just a fancy title.
>>
>>725867996
Not a title they give to maintenance workers
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>>725859894
Chef means you create food- of my knowledge, you just microwave and fry frozen 'food'
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>>725862156
wat kind of engineer fag
>>
>>725863961
if only there were a minimum wage
>>
>>725868149
actually wendys ships their food in cooled trailers akin to a refrigerator, every day
>>
electrical construction and maintenance
25 per hour around 60k a year
24 years old soon
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>>725866309
hey game dev buddy.

>game designer for a mobile game company
>68k
>29
>>
Lawyer
$1000/h
29
>>
>>725859894
>CEO
>$250/hr
>24
>>
>>725866360
I've been looking to get into some form of data entry, I'm a minimum wage cashier. How do I go about it?
>>
dog walker $15/hour 24
>>
>>725869301
how old?
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>>725859894
Starbucks Barista/supervisor/ Drug dealer/ Goon for hire (sometimes)/ College student

Starbucks :$1500 monthly plus dental/healtcare/two massages a month benefits

Weed money: $1800 a month on average

Money for "odd jobs": $800 a month

Student loan: 11k a year

23, child support 730 a month LOL

I'm not black
>>
>>725869301
It's not hard, but experience in some respect to computers has to be known if you don't have a degree.

Only reason I took the job was a stepping stone to becoming a clinical research associate AKA auditor for pharm companies.

Just go to a temp agency and tell them you want to go data entry. That's what I did at first. Afterwards use that experience to get into a better paid job.

Real talk a monkey can do my job. Easiest 15 I make. But keep in mind I got a biology degree and have experience in research. They are planning on moving my in a few months.
>>
data scientist

£35000

I live in London so this goes pretty much entirely to rent

lmao get a degree so much value, earning less than a load of builders
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>>725869794
how are you so motivated and also such a fuckup?
>>
>>725867373
lol can u even read shit
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>>725864014
I want this job I'm currentley a wedding photographer in Dallas how did you get this job
>>
Student
-150,000 in debt
19 im fucked :(
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>>725870163
>>725869794
lol @ student loan debt! u sound poor!
>>
>>725861749
Yo that anime usually isn't my thing but I ;like that one. Got more or anything?
>>
>>Chef at Wendy's
>>$8.75 per hour
>>37 years old
>>
Goddamn american wages are low lol. But i guess life is cheap and taxes,are low cause yankees be living in big houses.

Me
Operator function at volvo trucks (we build trucks)
18 euro per hour, work in early and late shifts changing week to week
Age 23
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>>725859894
>Real estate investment
>lol hourly wage
>take $90,000 out of company yearly for living expenses
>roll everything else into assets
>32
>>
>>725864152
Are you a short blonde dude living in toronto?

You sound like this guy I used to work with, not in a gay way though
>>
i move boxes for £10 a hour
>>
lol @ having a career in your 20s, you're supposed to be partying and fucking! buncha career-having young dorks!
>>
>>725864152
Lol I like you homie. Keep rolling just don't get the aids. I let Mathew mcconaugheys stylist and makeup artist suck me off for about a week so I could have the money to give my girlfriend the best Valentine's Day she's ever had. Made about 800$ in like 4 days or something like that. He kept wanting me to spend the night and shit like that wasn't my thing so I blocked his number
>>
>>725862763
Cunt shut the fuck up, here in romania we work hard for 200 fucking dollars a month.
>>
>>725870274
Lol I am fine, most of the loan money is accumulating in my bank and funds expansions to my side biz
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>>725859894
Stfu
>>
>>725859894
>landscaping
>10$/hr (13 after i get a state driver's license)
>21
>>
>>725864442
Please please Kill yourself. I had empathy for people like you before I had children of my own but after having a daughter and seeing how much joy she brings me. The thought of someone wanting to fuck a child is so sick to me. Just wondering is it a Fetish for you or something you fear you might want to act on
>>
>>725864310
I worked as a crew scheduler for United Airlines. I had access to literally all of their information including salary and can confirm US pilots do make that much if they stick around for a while. I think they cap out at $320 an hour. They get extra bonuses if they do longhaul flights like LAX - MEL and get retarded benefits like first class flights all the god damn time.

Most of those pilots are ex military as well and have been flying over 20 years, and the big earners are generally 15 year vets with the company.
>>
>>725871116
wth are you doing on /b/? calling bullshit
>>
>>725870018
The life is adictive, I love to fight/intimidate people/wreck shit. that's like four hours a month and dealing is maybe 10 hours a week.

I try to treat my baby mama right, get her benefits and take care of Jr financially someday as I am ill equipped to be a father.

School is really the way out of it all, so I am doing it and doing well. And starbucks is a front/ the security blanket, takes 30 hrs a week I mostly work mornings before class 3:30 am to 9:30
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>>725859894
>vagrant
>$20/blowjob
>12
>>
>>725859894
>>725859894
Director of Finance
38.46
28 years old
>>
>>725865731
>school the rapist
>>
>>725870587
I am >>725869794

I am trying to graduate from a real estate program and establish a PREC someday. That's the goal
>>
lol when i was 14 i did background work on movies so heres that:

Background actor

200$ per day

14 years old
>>
>>725871189
>>725864310
Also, they have legalities. They special legalities through the FAA and special contractual requirements that basically say they can't work 40 hours a week and must have a set amount of off days per month that they can trade away. If their flights cancel, they're pay protected and don't have to work.
>>
>Austrian Army SOF
>3490 while being semi-active
>29
>>
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>>725859894
I AM JOB, SALARY, AND AGE.
I AM JOB, SALARY, AND AGE.
I AM JOB, SALARY, AND AGE.
I AM JOB, SALARY, AND AGE.

HAVE I STATED THEM ENOUGH?
>>
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>No Job
>$2250 a week
>23
>>
Secret Drug Lab Manager
70000/yr
27
>>
>>725860784
hello ther Obama
Timestamo?
>>
>research and development (programming)
>3€ per hour (student contract)
>23 yo
>>
>>725859894
Job: Distribution Center Manager
Salary: More than you'd think.
Age: 44

Did it in the military, finished a BA in Logistics, did my Masters in Project Management.
Earned certifications in Lean and Six Sigma on the military's dime.
>>
>>725871277
Not everyone on /b/ thinks kids are sexy.
>>
>>725861749
Hello newfag.
>>
President
69
1$
>>
>>725861384
man, that's pretty cool if true.
any pointers for a fellow 19 year old?
>>
13 an hour
Dog walker
24
>>
> Substitute teacher
> $75/day
> 28 years old
>>
>>725872138
|>any pointers for a fellow 19 year old?
Yeah, while on your break from flipping burgers tell people online you make millions per year.

Some one will eventually believe it.
>>
>>725872138
Learn to control your gag reflex, even when you stick your tongue out with your mouth full. If you know what I mean...
>>
>>725872410
>>725872420
i don't know what i expected when i asked, but you people are why i love this place.
>>
>>725872138
don't worry if you are stupid enough to think he might be telling the truth you will be stuck to flipping burgers for life anyway
>>
>>725870741
want me to tell you how i know you haven't achieved anything in your life?
>>
>No job, dropped out of Sixth Form/College
>watch anime and other shit all day
>only time i leave the house is to go to my local card shop
>my only income is from selling cards
>too lazy to get real job
>>
>>725859894
Environmental geologist
$60k in NM, USA
28
>>
>>725859894
18
I work at a movie theater
300 a week
Im happy for a high school student
>>
>>725859894
government contractor
$86,500
31 years old
>>
>8
>Proffesional minecrafter
>6.25 diamonds a hour
>>
>>725872759
*correction
300 per paycheck x2 a month
>>
CRNA, 174K, 26
>>
>>725861384
7.4 million pesos
=approx $500 US dollars
>>
>>725859894

>FedEx handler
>€13.50 per hour
>28 yo
>>
>>725871806
> 2017+1-1
> Obama
>>
>>725872546
>>
>>725872550
>if true
bro, read. if you can't read an entire sentence at your age, you'll be flipping burgers for the rest of your life.
>>
>>725873343
>if true

implies you are even considering it to be true lmao
>>
>>725859894
InfoSec Analyst
$43 per hour
29
>>
>>725859894
>"healthcare analyst"
>$92,600
>31
>>
>Graphic designer
>135k this year
>27 years old
>>
Criminal Psychologist
110k a year (Plus BMW M4 and bonuses)
28
>>
>>725859894
>Kroger Employee
>$7.25 an hour
>18

Decent benefits and schedule plus tuition reimbursement and 10% off all Kroger brand items. During the holidays it is 20%. At least school will get me more then this shit minimum wage.
>>
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>USPS Clerk
> 22.00/hr + benefits (yearly raises )
> 24 old

Started three years ago
>>
hacker
20 shekels
44 yo
>>
Sales
1100-1300pw
24
>>
medical researcher- Harvard graduate
300$ per hour
29 years old
>>
Cloud IT Engineer
£30k p/a plus benefits
26 yrs old
>>
IT-Support
27 CHF
23yo
>>
President.
So much, YUGE wages.
Old but still have tremendous hair.
>>
Professional cam jerker

$6 a month

46 y/o
>>
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>work in a nursing home taking care of the elderly
>13 dollars per hour
>21
>>
>>725864442
Same thing for me almost, but I work in a zoo.

Take care of the pandas and the lemurs all day, then at night I fap to furry pictures.

Was on a 16 hour shift watching over a sick gazelle the other day, I swear she was giving me the eye, I could almost smell her musk wafting over the enclosure fence.

Want to make a move, but I don't know if they are allergic to latex, and I don't want to make her pregnant. Can't afford to be a parent on this wage.
>>
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>>725859894
>Patrol Policeman in Ukraine.
>300$ per month
>25 years old
Ask your question
>>
>>725874245
any gilfs there?
>>
>>725869938
You poor bastard. I lived in London for a few years back in 2000. I was earning about the same as you and it was tough back then. Can only have got worse.
>>
>>725874817
Have any Russian friends?
>>
>deli worker
>10.50
>22
>>
yard worker/odd jobs
$20.00 an hour
33 years old
>>
>>725859894
>Epidemiologist
>$22/hr
>23
>>
>>725875057
Yes, I have only one friend from Russia, we just talk on Skype.
>>
>>725859894
>House Supervisor at a local hospital
>$50.50
>38 years old.

Education is they key to success, people.
>>
>Crew Member at McDonald's
>$8.40 per hour
>16 years old
>>
>>725875446
MODS
>>
Honda ESA Intern
$15.50 /hr
22
>>
>>725875057
Kek
>>
Medical agency
$120k ish.
45
>>
>>725860678
Sorry about your life.
>maintenance technician
>18 an hour
>24
>>
> FOH Bdubs
>$12
>22
>>
>Web Dev
>52/hour
>23

Sick job but I also pay a lot for a 1 bedroom apartment not far from work.
>>
>board operator at radio station
>$13.80 an hour
>30
>>
>>725859894
>IT
>$10~$25/hr depending on the job(independent contractor)
>22
>>
US Park Ranger
58k
33 y.o.
>>
Educational management/testing
$24.45/hr
33

perk: I get to fail all of my friend's children on their exams

con: I have to put up with their bullshit and read their handwriting. Learn cursive well you mongoloids, it helps your scores and life in general to have legible writing.
>>
>>725876999
Nice trips m8

How does one become a park ranger? Is it like becoming a police officer?
>>
>sss
>>
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>>725870839
i live in sweden, cant really do much for 1000 bucks per month. in new york (usa) id probably be a bum out on the street for 1k USD per month

i dont really whine about it though since i know i at least dont live in romania, sorry if it sounded like i complained
>>
>>725860450
kek!
>>
>ASCO Logistics supervisor
>2500£ per month
>46

That's right. I'm not a loser like most of you faggots.
>>
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>SQE for FCA
>$37/hour
>24
>plus they gave me a company car
>>
>>725877156
yea, there are academies. it can be competitive, however there are plenty of other jobs within the park service (think maitenance, interpretation, resource science) where you dont have to deal with drunk tourists and locals. plus you can always volunteer.
>>
Programmer
$40/h
31
Brazil
>>
ServiceMaster technician
$2100 a month
24
>>
>>725859894
Teacher, earning about 20$ per hour. 35 years old.
>>
Waiter at a cafe in a beautiful tourist town. I also play low stakes poker
>25k +/-2k
>27yo

I have a BS in history but i also dont have a driver's license, car or ANY BILL after I pay my rent (-375).

I also have zero debt and I walk to work.

Obviously I'll get a better job once I have more bills but I have about 2k saved and another g in cash hidden around my apartment.
>>
>Fast food chef at a Amusement Park food stand
>$9.10/hour
>18 years old
>>
>>725877576
I want to do more than just a maintenance guy.

I would apply for Police Accademy but I would fail one portion of the test they give you.

>have you ever viewed CP
not possessed, not distributed, but VIEWED
Being on 4chan blew my chances years ago lol
Then they run through with a lie detector test. I'm not even a pedo, but if I told the truth I would be nailed to the cross.

Was there such a test for ranger?
>>
>Security Specialist
>$21.38/hr
>31
>>
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>warehouse operator
>$2400-4000/mo depending on time of year ($17.56/hr)
>23
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