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YOU ARE IN AN ACTIVE SCHOOL SHOOTING POSTS ENDING IN: 1, 2,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 273
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YOU ARE IN AN ACTIVE SCHOOL SHOOTING

POSTS ENDING IN:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 = SHOT TO DEATH

6, 7, 8, 9, 0 = INJURED

11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66 = CALL IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

88, 99, 00 = JOIN THE SHOOTER

TRIPS = KILL THE SHOOTER

77 = SUMMON METEOR
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I'm in the library right now. Where is everyone else at?
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Wth I'll roll.
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>>725818736
Hiding in a bathroom stall
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>>725818594
>>725818736
im in the fridge, fuk help
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>>725818736
i'm in my locker trying not to piss myself
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>>725818833
Cops are on their way. Nothing to see here everyone disperse.
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>>725818833
it's over
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>>725818833
i hear the sirens yay, thanks for calling steve
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>>725818833
called in law enforcement fucking immediately wtf
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Amazing how there are no casualties yet.
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I make a last attempt to suck my own dick
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Heck
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>>725818986
dave got fucking gunned down trying to hide in the fucking pantry what the hell are you talking about
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Roll em
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shrolllllll
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fuck you i'm joining them.
i don't fucking care which post number I'm rolling
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>>725818594
roll
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>>725819236
fuck.... didnt even die
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rolling
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Am I the only one that thinks Dylan's mom is fucked up? Who the ever wishes their child dead. I watched the documentary(one of them) she didn't even know if he was the shooter yet and she prayed for him to die because she was 'so sure'. bitch if you where sure he was that unstable then you try and help. Not only that but then she releases a book on it. what a bitch.

>>roll
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Going for 66
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Join the little bitches
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>>725818594

your pretty cool ANON....... Dont come to school tomorrow. :/
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Heha, gay rapist has joined. Fucking the asses of those in the Library
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Rollerino
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>>725819472
https://soundcloud.com/teammollymassive/the-supreme-gentlemen
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>>725819479
Like, tsk. Owie
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rip
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>>725819631
>>725819532
>>725819482
>>725819472
>>725818973
>>725818984
>>725819164
>>725819664
Jump inside your body bag
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Rollin for shot to death
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rorrl
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fuck you.
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Guess I'll die
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H-hey man... I'm sorry I could b-be a d-d-d-dick sometimes but we're cool right? We've known each other since we were little. Remember when I was at your 8th birthday party? Remember that?
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>>725818594
I believe in god.
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Anyone else wish 4chan were around during Columbine? Imagine being able to shitpost during the first big school shooting before it became a thing.
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rollo
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RollinggnilloR
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>>725818594
This is a winnable one
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i dont want to be kill
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>>725818594
Come on, be a pal shooter, remember how I helped you take that 1 nerdy slut you love on a date? Sure I banged her when you dropped her off at home, but didn't you have fun doing some stupid feels shit with her all thanks to me?
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ROLL
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HERE COMES DA METEOR
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>>725818594
kek
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>>725818594
METOR
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>>725818594
roll
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lmao
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I bring my gun to school everyday
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CHECKED ^
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>>725821077
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>>725821077
WHOA METORS
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>>725821144
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christine chubbuck loverr
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>>725818594
I don't wanna go to school anymore
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Can't touch this
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>>725818594
>I beg to suck their cocks
>Get shot
>Am number 1-5
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>>725818594
EWFWE
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SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER
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>>725818594
Whippin out my uzi

Checkem
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Cops pls no
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>>725821222
Checked

You're the savior of the school anon
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Hit me
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>>725818594
peirogi
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fuckit
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I'll roll
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>>725818594
roll
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>>725821577
checked double meteor
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>>725818594
Roll
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ye.
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kys
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>>725821577
summon that meteor faggot
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da sound of a gat
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>>725818594

Join shooters
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>>725821675
rip man
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Shoot me cunts, I've given both of you faggots swirlies
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>>725818594
No, I'm in an inactive school shooting. A very sleepy school shooter. He started shooting up the school, but then had an existential crisis and just sat and thought about things for a while and moped quietly about the futility of it all before laying down to take a nap.

BUT HE COULD GET UP AT ANY TIME ANON
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kroll
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>>725818594
I am the shot
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roll
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>>725822077
meatier summoned, ebberboday ist ded

so ded
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>>725822077
MY GOD *screams in scottish*
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>>725818594
Saveme
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Jerking it in the restroom
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win
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>>725822177
>>725822077
YOU , YOU HAVE KILLED US ALL!!!
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fagroll
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Sudi
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Rawlin
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>>725818594
Rollin
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>>725822077
lol seriously "Active shooter" is kinda gay. I mean if the shooter wasn't actively shooting, they wouldn't actually be a shooter at all would they?
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>>725818594
I already killed texas lightning just now I have a smith college coffee mug sealed in a brand new ps4 tote just in packed and in in bagged and put away and a new Hawaii lighter I think I have some pretty damn fine bragging rights

oh and ive seen some nuds

not tellin whom and of when what and when

but last night and nice

and

no not on my pc

;}


but yes it was mighty finey
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I live fuckers
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>>725818594
Bye bye birdy
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>>725822493
He could be a past shooter, or maybe one who often shoots.
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>>725818594
hella yeah death!! I won!!

your turn catie!
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>>725822611
hells yeah!


woop woops

revs yeah!!

boomshakalaka

kal in da parta van


this is a panty raid
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IL KILL THEM ALL!
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Get some
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>>725822493
Yeabut, it doesn't sound as cool. when you're a fat donut muncher and you call in on your radio and yell, "we got an active shooter in the library with the candlestick and the rope!" It sounds better than, "holy shit, there's this guy standing there, uh, let's get him!"
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>>725818594
Roll
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roll-o
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H n gcvbn
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dumb ass game. this so stupid. i cri ever tim
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>>725822610
He could be. But then he would just be a guy.
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>>725818736
Cafeteria
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i was a bean stawk, bu then fee fi foi fum i fell off my english bu,m
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>>725818594
I'm in the commons
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Rollin for 5
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Am I ok?!?!
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lemme join
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End.Me.Now
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>>725818594
i am in the science labs
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>>725818736

In the teacher's lounge under the snack tables silently crying myself to sleep
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Suck my dick
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>>725823078
Sure in the same way that an off-duty accountant is just a guy, but we could also say that he's an accountant.
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>>725818594
NOT TODAY
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dead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
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>>725818594
llor
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rol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0
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>>725818736
Just performin' my 'summon the meteor' dance
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>>725823779
fuck
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>>725818736
I'll just be bleeding out in the kitchen, thx
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>>725818594
Roll. Getthelube.com
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d
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>>725818594
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I want to join
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NORMIES REEEEE
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>>725823827
fuck you brett did you not see what just happened to that guy >>725823779
show some fuckin respect
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>>725821077
Incoming
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>>725823999
noice
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meteor pls
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>>725823999
ITS OVER
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>>725824073
kek, no
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>>725818594
>>725822514
>>725822611
>>725822740
>>roll trips and falls 99 times due to severe panta entanglement and kills the shooter 99 times 99 times and kills the shooter 99 times panta loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooneenproV

good for the skin

and the the vagina
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>>725823999
fuck
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>>725824079
not if I have anything to say about it
>I do
check em
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>>725824169
fuck
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>go diablo go
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>>725823924
Ted, I am in extreme pain rn, im not in my right mind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thy9zpSFJj0
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>>725824199
OH SHIT ANOTHER
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>>725823610
ahhh good ole donie darko
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>>725824199
FUCK YOU BRETT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>725824329
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
*cocks shitgun*
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roolin
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Heh
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>>725818594
roll
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>>725824397
You shot Ted, you monster!
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>>725818594
Take me away bois
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Yo
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>>725824505
You know Ted always was a real shithead.
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>>725824109
down the opp yeah you know me
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roollll tho
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>>725821301
Surprise......you died faggot
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>>725818594
Sir, I didn't, sir..
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>>725818594
id run head on at the shooter
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>>725818594
Roll, I'm under a desk in a classroom
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>>725824725
well look how that turned out for you
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>>725818594
y tho
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>>725818594
I accept what comes next...
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>Finds good hiding spot under teacher's desk, please don't get killed
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Hey eric , can I see that tec 9?
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Dis gonna be fun
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Lock the door scoob
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rOLLING LIKE A PIZZA
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im good
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Kill me nigger idgaf. I gets paperz
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;';'
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im in the locker room
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>>725825084
I keked to hard@ this
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Kek will protect me.
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let's roll
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Nice gun
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>>725823999
Shooter down
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Well I hope I die
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Hold up!!!!! Hold my phone and post on rekt bread /b/
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DYLAN KLEBOLD WAS A G O D L I K E
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pls i wana make all the popular kids pay
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I AM THE LAW
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I survived two school shootings in a row just yesterday, come at me!
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Plot twist!!!!! I didn't really die! Got my buddy to shoot me in the shoulder. Currently laying against a lock in the hall shooting fagots pouring into the hall.
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>>725822514
>>725822611
>>725822740
>>725824109
https://youtu.be/N_6oLcRLPKI?list=PLA12ABA25592124E9
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rollen
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>>725825692
I'm shit out of luck
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I was called a school shooter throughout my last year of high school because I decided to grow out my hair
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>>725818594
LET'S ROLL
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>>725825832
I threatened everyone that I would shoot up the school everyday that they took it as a joke. I never ended up doing it, but if I did they wouldn't have expected it
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rolling x1
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Suns out, guns out
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rolling x2
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>>725818594
~~ !

You forgot . . . you for got . . .

one . . .


clause in your plan

Satan.
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>>725818594
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Di÷eeeeee
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>>725818594
rolling for meteor! :D
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I'm not going to get shot.
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>>725818594
>>725822514
>>725822611
>>725822740
>>725824109
>>725824310
>>725824632
>>725826308
>>725824109

say cheese
https://youtu.be/czcjU1w-c6k
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>>725826438
nice snow lazer
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hey dylan i like your tec 9
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Hi
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>>725818594
Oh momma
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>>725818594
Where my snipers at?
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>>725818594
praying for death
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rolling
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>>725818594
I should let them kill her so i can fuck her without complaints
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orooroorororoll
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roller
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>*Rolling harder than your mother on a hill*
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ROLLING FOR SHOT TO DEATH
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>>725818594
you're saying it was bob saget and will Ferrell that did columbine

??


hmm interesting satan . . .

interesting . . .
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guys the doom 2 mod is awesome , anyway i can illegaly download it ?
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Roll for 88
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>>725821077
>>
>>725818594
I wanna join (:
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>>725818594
those kids were pussies
they were probably pisses cause I would routinely kick this asses in quake on a daily basis back in when I was a kid during the summer


Khrusch, Spinal-Remians, Red-Scare, just a few of my handles I used when playing the original quake and glquake versions of the game


so sue me

not my fault they suckd and had shittty hand eye coordination, poor motot skills, and were not fit, had low stamina,the ability to have a pain tolerance and deal with pressure and overcome adversirty, vigor, and lack of ambidexrousity


those kids were assholes

least they had each other

and I still kiched theit archoecthed little blodes


DIE~~ !
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I'm waiting for the sweet embrace of death
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Nigger
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rolll
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>>725818594
well shit
>>
pl
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>>725818594
Kek bless my life
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>>725818594
Le roll
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let's see..
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>>725828400
We got another one bois
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>>725828400
FUUUUCK lmaoosh
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>>725828455
LAW ENFORCEMENT CALLED FUCK YEAH
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B O I
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LETS ROCK
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Rolling to join in
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>>725828492
Weeooweeoo
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>>725818594
Give me a gun
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rolling for that meteor
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>>725825558
he was a piece of shit

and a asshole

and he teased kids

a lot
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>>725818594
rolll
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>>725818594
>>
>>725818594
Ded
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>>725818594
Rollenno
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>>725818594
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>>725828619
Rerolling- the bastard shot me but I'm determined. Meteor, all hail Cthulu
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r0ll
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>>725827524
god really delivers :.( amen
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>>725819250
gay fags get free cover-ups when their fag cop political buiwsnes fun cunt dad boyfirnds do funjobs for power brokers on the weekends

it is how assholes like them get made out to be made to be the "Lo7 ooohhh soooo soooooooory victummmmms ooonnn hnnnoooo comppuuuuuer gamers.... sooooooo bahhhhhddd.... "


https://youtu.be/czcjU1w-c6k

faggots
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>>725828779
>>
k3k
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>>725828822
>>725828822
>>725828822
>>725828822
>>725828822
OUR HERO
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>>725828780
Ffs, stop trying to hit me and hit me.
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>>725828725
I would not put my pingers near that's cats mouyth
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>>725828876
Snitches get stiches
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>>725828899
lol
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>>725828999
Lol- did I just win the game?
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>>725828999
Killed the shooter but
>>725828899
is the captain now
>>
>>725818594
am I the chosen one?
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>>725818594
Roll
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>>725818736
Someone's gotta help the shooters
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>>725818955
EPIC GET
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Roll
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>>725829093
Game on- rolling to either join remaining shooter to shoot the snitch or at least great justice.
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>>725829188
Checked, you bastard
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I was nice to the weird white kid
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>>725818594
lets go
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>>725824109
i'm just getting warmed up

come on harem

let's do this
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>>725818594
fucking hell, I'mma just sit in the hallway and wait for death.
>>
>>725818594
yeet
>>
Nice game m8
>>
>>725818594
I've been ready for this scenario
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>>725829795
FUCK
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>>725818594
roll
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>>725818594
ALLAHU ACKBARR!!!
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>>725829795
rehab part two, the feast meets west, the fastening.


lol
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>>725829795


seriously though, if Kanye goes near emma, i'll hae someone break hium and rape him to death

and feed kims family to crocodiles

I know she'd like that cause they are related to them
and they do that stuff

but

. . .

he is not allowed to touch her

the next shit-stick big-wig that abuses the priveledge of seeing her naked and pushses a picture and shares it forward gets their face chewed off ok thanks

saw cheese minne mouseesses

I am saying that to you you small-dick wanna be bee-bee sizezeded balled in a shriveled sack wannabe baller.

get a hobby or fix your own horse.

this

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