How do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem /b/?. All my

>How do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem
You don't.

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idk, i have acne problems too

Looks like pretty bad cystic acne. Go to a dermatologist and have them prescribe Accutane. it's miserable while you're on it, but it 100% cleared me up with no side-effects other than dry, painful lips while taking it

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>>725785760
>How do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem /b/?
You don't
Got to a fucking dermatologist, anon
That acne looks bad

>>725785760
>>use water
>>splash & rinse no more than 2 times

>>725785760
Been there..unfortunately, your self esteem is in the shitter so you're really not going to attract anything decent. Trust me, you'd rather be single and desperate.

Go to a dermatologist and clean up your diet and life..you know, common sense..

Does anyone have any screenshot of that anon who had the worst acne ever at HWNDU?

I would love to spend hours popin those sitz OP if I were you, but you prob shouldn't cuz scarring

>>725785760
Yeah /b/ros I got some antibiotics from my doctor and worked a treat

>>725785760

this is cystic acne, and you'll need a professional dermatologist to prescribe steroids for it. Also, you clearly don't wash your face enough. Wash, use a mild chemical exfoliant to unclog the pore, and a topical vitamin ointment/moisturizer

>>725785902
>>725785760
Do you guys actively take steps to take care of it or naw?

>>725785760
Hop on that Retin-A 0.1% + antibiotics + accutane

>>725786056
>common sense
it's dying art these days

tfw when had flawless skin through out my teenage years

Well bacon grease isn't good for anti acne cream but if you wait it'll go away

apple cider vinegar twice a day until its gone

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>>725785760
you don't.

get roacutan you faggot

Accutane. It's expensive and you can't smoke / touch booze for 5-8 months but it's worth it.

Well my telegram is @littleclain if you wanna talk.

>>725785760
dude, no offence, you're gross

>>725785760
You look like a burn victim. You should consult an actual doctor.

>>725786407
you're a faggot

>>725785902
dose some one smash you in the face with a 2x4 on a regular basis. You eye is fucked up

tbh fam that shit ain't natural

Why do you think anyone would want you when you ain't even taking care of your own shit

I would bet anything there's unwiped shit residue on your asshole right now

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Get meds and stick to masturbating

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>>725785760
be a man
grab a chees razor
mand the fuck up and razor your shit ass face
it will hurt like hell but you will have scars that show how man you are instead of fucking small volcanos in your sorry ass fucking fuck up baby ass nigger whiner face of yours m8

You need to get on acutane bro or a generic of it. I used to have acne like that too and it killed my self confidence. I always thought there was something wrong with me but nope people just didn't want to talk to me because I was fuckin ugly. Got on acutance for 12 months (normal treatment is 6-9) and cleared it all up, then I got the scars treated as well. It was the most painful few years of my life and I was suicidal at a few low points. I'm married now to a girl way out of my league. Turns out I'm a likeable person underneath all that acne. I had it like that down on my face, down to my wrists, and my back. The cystic kind too that hurts real bad if you touch it. I started getting gaping holes that hurt like land mines. I'd hit them in my sleep and wake up in agonizing pain. I hope you get what you need anon. I feel your pain and you're not alone. Once you get that shit cleared up you'll feel like a new person.

>>725786590
just look at that pissed off frown on his face. you just know his ass hole itches 24/7

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>>725785902

>>725785760
Go to the doctor man..
Why go on feeling like that if u dont have to?
Its acne not a fuckin shotgun blast to the face,
Its fixable. go to /fit/ ask around
you got alot of helpful folks on there
whove had similiar problems, and fixed it with
diet/regular exercise, and a dermatologist.
Dont hate yourself m8, get help for it.

>>725785919
accutane aint even bad.

>>725785760
OP, it's easy.
1.) Take a rolling pin to your face and remove those pimples.
2.) Don't take advice from /b/.

>>725785760

Accutane

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>>725785760
Jesus

>>725786027
see
fucking
this

>>725785760
Same thread.
Different day.
This is pasta.

Faggot you posted here few days ago and people told you what to do already.

>>725785760
Find a blind girl, tell her you're also blind, and have a braille tattoo on your face.

>>725786853
thx 4 fixing my acne
you wanna be steam friends?

>>725785760
Tea tree oil. Smells like shit, but it keeps me clear. Dab it with a cotton ball, rub it on your face, leave.

>>725787080
or maybe /b/ was too much of a dick the first time around.

>>725785760
well you really shouldnt get a girl

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>>725786876
>Go to the doctor man..

i am poor and dont have health insurance and can only afford fast food and even the fat girls reject me.

>>725785760
Go to a doctor and treat your acne.

>>725785760
>>725785851

If it makes you feel any better OP, I know a girl who is an easy 8/10 with a boyfriend whose face rivals your own.

Either big dick or a lot of money, or both.
If you have either of those women will be all over you

>>725785760
u dont.

>>725785760
How do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem /b/?.

You don't. Your live is destined to be very lonely. It's Gods will.

Peace out.

>>725785851
fpbp

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>>725785919
I was on accutane, this anon is right. It gives you bad chapped lips. But the shit works good.
Also, try using dial gold soap. My skin cleared up.

>>725787167
Rolling pins are 5 bucks man.

>>725787167
sounds like your only option is to sandpaper into off

>>725785760
>no dairy
>no sugar
>eat veggies and fruit
>drink green tea and water
>low on the read meat
>nothing fried
>run¡¡exercise
>low on carbs eat oatmeal
>eat avocados
done nigger jesus

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>>725787167
>i am poor and dont have health insurance
>living in a country without general social insurances
>being this us american

>>725787107
heh

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Take a hot shower and scrub your face with soap for an hour.
TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER
There's your answer

>>725785760
1. talk to a doctor about some prescription antibiotics
2.???
3.Profit

>>725785963
I was on accutane too for roughly a year, mine acne was mainly on my back, so it was out of sight. Think it messed my eyes up a little bit, trouble seeing in the dark and had to get glasses about 6 months after i started taking it, but that could just be shitty genetics

>>725787167
oh my gawd, I just threw up in my mouth

>>725787356

yeah but at least we got freedoms you dont.

>>725787167
Tretinoin cream for like 10 bucks

>>725787351
>get aspecial soap face washer

>>725787167
use a cheese grater for that shit and then put it on a piece of garlic toast and enjoy

Yall niggas need Jesus

Keep your pillow cases clean... also sometimes sleep on a damp towel / pillow under your head. Helped me out a lot back in the day.

>>725787526
mmmmmm sounds delicious

>>725786288
kek

>>725787434
freedom from clean skin

>>725787434
>he actually thinks america is a free country

Heh.
Come back when you're an adult

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>>725787624

you mad yuropoor?

I am 22 now no acne it used to be bad until this European lady told me the secret to her smooth skin and solving my problem. It's gonna hurt. But I shaved my face... The damp a paper towel with Windex and dabble it on my face After CLEANING IT FIRST then let it dry... after I continued to wash my face regularly and problem solved... MAKE SURE TO NOT PICK AT SCABD DURING HEALING PROCESS LET THEM FALL OFF

>>725787167
Cmon man, if these niggers could get free healthcare, and never use it, so can you.
Look into it by state, and affordable care act.
I was umemployed for a wile, and didnt have any myself.
Got into a bit of health trouble, took an hr on the phone/pc and got coverage np.
Look into it.. Also theres such things as clinics.
The quicker you get it done, the quicker youll get it healed up.
You can afford good food, if you can afford fast food.
Buy chicken breast slice it thin, grill it.
2lbs could even last you a week if you used it wisely.
Veggies are cheap (frozen even cheaper)
Olive oil for cooking, no butter.
Get the ball rolling OP, you aint getting younger.
Enjoy the years to come dont dredd em.
Youll be too old to soon enough.

>>725787167
Fucking nasty. Wash your face for once

>>725786565
This. The acne will almost certainly become less of an issue with age but that nigga will always be ugly.

>>725785760
Wow, you're fucked as fuck, man. You could always join the army, get by an ied, then tell everyone you're just a hero soldier

>>725785760
Go see a dermatologist, there are treatments for your acne. It will end up being similar to a chemical peel over the course of months.

>>725785760
Be patient and wait six months and it'll be gone. You'll have it a year at most. I use to have it the same or worse than you and i felt disgusted by it and just wanted to get rid of it. I was so desperate that my dad paid couple grand at dermatologist and meds but i regret taking the meds everyday. They were roids and kept me from growing my penis out all the way. I was 15 and the doc said I was done growing. Just leave that shit be and avoid women. Focus on your education

rape always works

post your face when even if he does get it cleaned up he's still going to be horribly pock marked for the rest of his life

>>725787783
>Go see a dermatologist

thats like 200 dollars a visit and i only make minimum wage pushing carts at a market.

>>725787752
kek'd and rekt

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>>725787434
I have the same freedom as you except the gun stuff but i can go to a doctor whenever i want to and don't worry about getting homeless after a visit at the hospital
Same goes for unemployment, pension and accidents
Also i don't have to get a big ass loan to study
I barely pay 500€ per semester

>>725787434
freedom to die because you dont have general social insurance?

>>725787794
>Be patient and wait six months and it'll be gone. You'll have it a year at most.

HAAAA

30 years old here, have had acne for literally half my life.

>>725785919
And your fucking liver shrank but you can't see that you fag. There was lawsuits on that shit after I took it ten years ago. If they still have it then it's different ingredients

>>725787356
America values hard work. Lazy socialists wouldn't understand. All you aspire to be is a welfare leech.

>>725785760

Turmeric cream. Or acutane from a doctor, though I've heard the side effects are bad.

Try the turmeric cream first.

>>725787957
Amerifats actually believe their quality of life is better because they can buy guns at the grocery store kek

>>725785760
Curious OP, do you consume a decent amount of dairy? Like milk? Cereal, whatever? If so, try dropping all milk. I had issues, never could figure out the cause, then friend suggested dairy as a possible cause. Sure enough, quit, and shit started looking better.

Also, a Doc can hook you up with accutane and boom..fixed. Usually unless you got some odd defense against it.

>>725787687
The great american seagul.

>>725788183

how much is that medicine? i cant afford much.

>>725785760
Your bigger problem was buying the Nintendo Switch...Not only do you look like a fucking monster but you're retarded as well. I see no hope without a lot of money.

>>725785760
convert so islam, rape a woman and force marry her.

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>>725785760
Fat girls love pizza OP you should start your search there

>>725785760
It's proven that a skin care system will help you clear up your complexion. I'd recommend ones designed for oily skin or acne (ones with salicylic acid in it) Try to reduce touching your face, and fast foods aren't helping, but learn how to cook real food. like vegetables - it can be cheaper than eating out. Drink more water to flush toxins out. Work out regularly to sweat and keep the pores clean and flushing out toxins. You won't change this in a week, but if you start actually taking care of your self and stop playing games, you could see some drastic changes in a month. Hormones and such may make things difficult but if you start using them in more physical activities, maybe sex will be one of them eventually.

>>725787906
>doesn't have money for a derm
>bought a Switch

Dumbass

>>725786308
This may work.
>pissing on it works also.
Over counter shit doesn't work. I've tried them all, spent lots and lots of money on useless shit when the only thing that works is free, piss

>>725785902
Pls tell me, that that isn't your face but the faceswap snapchat filter. Your eyes are srsly fucked

> I just stay at home all day posting here and playing on my Nintendo Switch

Have you tried not doing that?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

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>>725788159
>America values hard work. Lazy socialists wouldn't understand
>being german
>literally THE most known country for valueing hard labour besides Japan
>still having social insurances
Try again, Redneck

>>725788217
I agree

>>725785760

why the fuck do you want a gf with that a face like that?

Stop smoking meth already. Look for alternatives to Adderall if that's what you're taking..

>>725785760
That's not just acne

Kill ys

>>725788439
Are you fucking retarded?

>>725785760
Get a blind girl.

At least she can read your face if she gets bored.

>>725787294
Confirm Dial gold. Eveyr morning and night, face lather the FUCK out of your face. wash it off and let it drive, and don't pop the pimples, do this every night and morning

Use to have bad acne, read an articles about how milk anti-biotics can make it worst.

Stopped drinking milk and eating sugar and it 90% of it went away.

though it takes ages to work it way through. i would also recommend slowly leaving off the milk or you fuck up your gut. Cant drink Lactose now because i just stopped all together. .

>>725788398
I will say that it is true and you can googlel it. People often use a babies diaper, pissed in only of course, as an astringent pad that helps clear up alcohol. Your own piss can work too. Google it, you will see.

i'll trade you my gf for your switch, shes fat but cute and good in bed if that works for you

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>>725785760
At that level, I'd say get some fucking treatment if you don't already wash your face daily. Sitting and complaining about it ain't gonna do nothing.

>>725786958
Gave me eczema for life. Comes every summer and goes away every winter

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>>725785760

>sex change
>convert to islam
>move to syria

you'll be getting laid in no time

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>>725788701
Delet

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>>725785902
Meet the new face of /b/

>>725787167
Yeah, wash your face and use oxy 10 or something similar. Also sleep with a clean towel around your neck every night. Change it every night. The main problem you are having is a bad diet, it your diet is fine then you just need to constantly keep your face clean. If you are already doing that then it's just bad genes man and you need a doctor.

>>725788595
crush up aspirins and mix in a solution and put on your face

>>725785919
>it's miserable while you're on it
how so?

>>725787167
Dude piss on it everytime you're in the shower. This pic is unreal,

>>725788881
im serious works. takes about 2 months or so for clean results

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>>725785760
>tfw thats not you

I GOT A DRUG FOR YOU BUT YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THE FLAVOR
I'LL SPIKE YOUR DRINK WITH ACCUTANE AND DO YOUR FACE A FAVOR

the good news is your hair matches your skin

don't complain about expenses. this is you trying to get laid? You might have to do more than the average guy, but fucking stop being a pussy and stop negotiating with how much work it will take for you to do something about it. You're just lazy. You want, stop trying to find the easiest way possible. You want to be a stud, then earn it. Work harder, work more, pay for the essentials and go after it. How much do you really want a gf? Because complaining on /b is just lame. You know what you need to do, you just want an easier solution. Too bad. make some real changes to your lifestyle

>>725787406
Could and probably was meds. It fuck my skin up everywhere else on my body leaving huge dry spots that itch all the time.
>The doc said if my eyes turned yellow to stop taking it. Should of never took it after he said that

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>>725785760
Hope you can find a solution for that problem soon, good luck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne_vulgaris#Management

>>725787160
Or maybe this is at least the 10th time I've seen this thread posted in the past week alone.
Exact same picture.
Exact same text.
This is pasta.

>>725788579
lol this

>>725788344
Sauce???

>>725785760
Address the problem.
>http://www.acneadviceformen.com/index.php/2016/01/13/fluoride-causing-acne/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halogenoderma

>>725787167
Turn gay

>>725789497

given her size, probably just straight melted butter

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Listen bro it's real simple. Pop the white heads, scrub your fucking face twice a day, once while in the shower with a rough pad, then some other time...keep doing that and it will clear up.

I HATE when fags say they can't do anything about horrible acne like that. If you shower DAILY and wash your face at night and in the morning you can only have mild acne at the absolute worst. Kids with acne that bad (btw that shit will scar the fuck out of your face for life you'll never look normal) are dirty greasy pigs who dont wash or shower.

OP, start practicing normal fucking hygiene and stop that nasty shit before you're a mutant for life...

Also, go to a doctor and get prescribed accutane

>>725785760
I've seen a guy with worse skin (seriously, shit looked serious) at walmart and he had a cute girl with him (tight smooth blonde)

His dick must be out of this world

>>725788057
That's only in neck beards

>>725785760
>>725785902
(sorry for my horrible english)
Get Some "Barmicil" and some vitamin E, Mix them and put it on a bottle of cream, wash you face and put it in the night before you sleep, i recommend you to try to sleep with im in your face, facing up you will se that that shit will disappear in 2-3 months i was having the same problem as you. BE FUCKING SURE THAT YOU GET BARMICIL is very important, there are some creams that have the same active but they won't work, Reply me u email and i can explay you with more details if you have any dude, that's what my dematologist tell me to do whan i was that problem 2 years ago.
I want to fucking help, fucking acne ruins my highschool no one more deserves that fucking shit

>>725788258
250 a month for generic and 600 a month for name brand. That was ten years ago and 80$ a month for the doc to write the prescription

>>725785760

I've heard that masturbating makes it worse, so stop doing that.

>>725785760
Sleep on a towel

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>>725788356
That's bullshit. Acne has nothing to do with diet or being clean. I had that shit bad as fuck and I wash two or three times a day and ate regular shit, not fast food

I had same problem. Went to the doctor, who gave me accutane, which helped alot. Just be aware of the side effects!

>>725789497
Check the belly thread on /r9k/ idk where it's from

Be successful, get a decent job, improve your self esteem and financial situation, girls love a guy secure o himself that also offer financial stability, try not to look desperate for company.

>>725790348
>Acne has nothing to do with diet
hormonal problems like acne are caused by the food you eat smoking drinking alcohol dairy too much fapping etc

>>725785919
Careful with accutane. I know 2 people that have major liver problems from it.

Accutane.

That is all.

>>725790874
That's what the monthly blood tests are for.

>>725785760
accutane motherfucker. accutane

>>725790979
Yeah the Jew only wants the best for me.

>>725790710
>eat good
>good hygiene
>no smoke
>no drink
>no dairy
>fapping once every 2 days

face is still destroyed

>>725785851
>How do I get a gf with this acne problem /b/?
Your first problem is asking /b/ how to get a gf
Your second problem is the fact that your face looks like a pepperoni pizza with herpes

Diet, dermatologist, drink water. Yay healthy skin and self.

>>725789731
That's not even true you faggot. I had bad acne and I'd wash my face 50 times a day with multiple soaps

>>725785760
Accutane works great. It kind of sucks (makes your lips super dry), but it is well worth it and will cure your acne long-term. I would definitely recommend seeing a dermatologist.

Obviously lots of advice to go to a dermatologist here. That is the best course of action, but if there are money issues, you could try a combo of benzoyl peroxide and a topical retinoid. Differin gel 1% just went over the counter so you don't need a prescription (~$30 for 45 grams) and BP is super cheap. This is pretty much first line treatment. It's possible you may need more like an oral antibiotic or an oral retinoid (like Accutane) but this is a good start and will definitely help if you are consistent. Use a mild cleanser like Cetaphil before application. Stagger the two treatments (BP morning and Differin at night) to avoid too much irritation. Expect things to get a little worse for a month or so. Wear suncreen during the day. Consistency is key.

>>725787167
>fast food

found your problem friend
hormonal foods are one of the main causes of bad acne.

eat healthy/vegan and it'll clear up

>>725785760
Holy shit man, get a doctor to check that shit

>>725790710
That's all bullshit

>>725787167
Save up some money and try proactive and get a better diet? Its like 90 bucks or less now. Also pop those white heads at least and use lotion to sooth your skin. Make sure you are treating your shit everyday with a hot towel to open the pores clean it well and then close it with cold. If this all combined doesn't help do keep it up till you get older it will stop.

>>725790874
>This
Shit is poison
May take you 30 years to really get the effects

>>725791474
That shit should be in a rekt thread

>>725785919
How bad are the scars?

>piss on it
Not even kidding

>>725785760
>Wash your face
>Lower your stress levels
>wash your face
>Drink less milk (?)
>Wash your fucking face

Specifically:
1. Wash with soap & water (Ivory soap is good for me but there are dedicated facial scrubs for shithole faces like yours)
2. Get a cotton swab and dab rubbing alcohol over your problem areas to really clear the bacon grease from your pores
3. Moisturize with good face lotion (alcohol will clean but also dry your shit out).

>>725785760
Have 3 sisters, my moms a nurse, doctors in the family... I'll tell you how to fix ur acne.

Dont touch your face during the day. Dont rest your face in your hands, stop trying to pop zits.

Throw away all acne meds and soaps and proactiv type shit. You need to use mild Dial soap and hot water to wash your face.

Dont use a buffpuff or washcloth. Scrub your hands, and wash gently wash your face with your fingers.

Start putting a clean pillowcase on your pillow every night.

Dont eat shit food or grease. Stay away from cheese and fatty meat (like pork/beef). I'm serious as fuck. People will tell you diet has nothing to do with acne. Bullshit. Start eating clean. Nuts and veggies and fruit. NO CHEESE OR BEEF!!!!!!!!!!

A thin layer of Mayo on your face at night. Remember to wash your pillowcases. Sounds like I'm trolling you but I'm not even fucking kidding. And old Samoan dermatologist told my sister that, and it works. In the morning using very very clean fingers wash your face with hot water and plain old "Dial Gold Bar" soap. The orange antibacterial basic ass Dial soap.

Dont touch your fucking face during the day. You will have to be aware of this, you might rest your face in your palm on your desk during the day. Stop that this instant. Dont ever touch your face unless you are washing it.

Stop stressing about it. It will clear up. For scars, use Mederma or whatever that scar cream is. But not until you've healed up most of the acne.

Good luck bro.

>>725785760
Do you wash your pillow?

>>725792404
Fuck that benzol peroxide shit, fuck accutane, fuck proactive and facial scrubs. A dab of regular hydrogen peroxide on already opened zits. Otherwise just dial soap and hot water and stop touching your face. Mayonnaise at night.

No lotions or moistureizers. And never try to cover your zits with makeup. I did that when I was young. Its obvious and will make you a laughing stock. Trust me.

>>725787167
Get out in the sun. It may help balance the bacteria. Also consider altering your diet.

>>725792700
Yes! Yes!!

>>725792700
Last bit of advice from same guy here. Sweat and sunlight. Go outside more. You'll never see a tan guy with acne.

Go to the tanning salon and lay in a tanning bed for 10-15 minutes a day. It will clear up very quickly. But it will come back if you dont take my previous advice.>>725792404

I forgot to mention the tanning. It will help more than anything else.

>>725792404
>>725792700
i really hope you guys aren't joking, i just applied light mayo on my affected areas

night anons

>>725791111
But do you lift?

Find a burn victim sympathizer.

>>725793025
yeah this guy beat me to it>>725793233
a tanning bed is a good alternative and works quicker though. Get sun and exercise. Or at least a tanning bed.

And never touch your fucking face during the day.

AND NO CHEESE OR BEEF.

Clean pillowcases, mild basic ass soap, and a thin schmear of mayo at night.

>>725793291
Same guy all posts. Me. I'm not fucking kidding about the mayo. Google it. You might find mixed opinions about it. But it worked for me and my 3 sisters who all had bad acne. And dont forget the tanning bed.

Good luck anon. I'm serious as shit

>>725793291
No you stay your ass up and listen to me. The mayo guy. I wasnt shitting you. And I dont know how well "light" mayo works. I think its the oils in the regular mayo that balances out your facial oils or some shit. It really works. At least stay up long enough to read my other posts. You need to tan! No cheese no beef no touching face no acne meds or scrubs.

Tan, mild soap, mayo, clean pillowcases, dont touch your fucking face during the day.

Now you can go to bed. You'll benefit from my advice. I've helped friends with bad acne and it has worked for all of them too.

Tanning bed. Go to one.

>>725785760
Go see a dermatologist/doctor. When I was your age they gave me pills and after it was almost gone. It will go aways after a few days... Good luck!

find a freaky bitch that loves pus leaking on her pussy when you eat it?

as far as getting a girlfriend goes. Work on yourself first. Clear up that acne, get a tan, start working out with heavy weights. No girl is gonna want you if you dont even like yourself.

Now, find a nice girl, and see if she wants to hang out. Dont go to a movie, its 2 hours of sitting there not talking. Find something fun to do. Ask her if she wants to go fishing, or hiking or bowling or go to a carnival or some shit. Something you can both be engaged in and have a few laughs. Dont try hard or come off as desperate. Have a "take it or leave it" mindset.

You wanna be more attractive? Besides my earlier advice, get some man hobbies. Learn to work on cars, go fishing, build or fix shit. When a girl asks to hang out with you, be busy with man shit like "sorry babe gotta help my friend work on his car, or gotta replace some roof shingles or going fishing or something". Dont be too easy or eager. Be confident, dont be an asshole, girls can see through that and will know you are faking confidence. Be real confident.

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>>725785760
wait until it goes away.
if never just find confort in prostitutes and other trivial things.

>>725785760
Eat healthy and start exercising.

>>725785902
you've got a lot more than acne problems bud

Quit consuming dairy products. See if that helps.

I only get one or two bad zits around my mouth after having excessive dairy.

For you, however, go to a doctor my friend.

At least you don't have stretch marks all over yourself like I do from gaining weight too quickly from mass gainers.

>>725785760
dont pick it. put literal shit on it. it has proteins that actually help your skin breathe.

>>725785760
>Acutane

Apply bleach every night.

Acne be gone, yo

You should look into food allergies as a possible cause of your acne. Mine was as bad as yours is, and it turned out to be food allerrgies, and it turned out the food allergies were caused by lyme disease.

But yeah, get tested for food allergies. My skin is awesome now.

>>725785760
>all my friends have girls
>I just stay at home all day posting here and I just playing in my Nintendo Switch

You're living a good life, friendo.

>>725786353
Can confirm, best.shit.ever. All your acne WILL go away.

>>725799311
Yeah, I actually prefer the latter.

You're gonna have to inflate one.

Wow. Pop those spots, take some videos and post to /r/popping

>>725785760


and that pic is 10 years old

Accutane cured mine

>>725785760

see a fucking doctor retard

Talk to you Doctor. Try 100g Minocycline everyday.

Only thing that fixed me way back when. Cleared my face up, put on 35lbs of muscle. Bang chicks and have had awesome girlfriends.

Unfortunately I'm still having to take it at this age. My girl is smoking hot so whatever at this point

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>>725785760
Mine was worse than yours. Couldn't get it to go away no matter how hard I tried. When I was 17, I tried noxzema to wash my face (which is a women's for of shaving cream, but also is minty and soapy) and it cleared in a month or so. Go to walmart, get the tub (not the tube, the tub, if I feel like it I'll attach a pic) and use it twice a day at most at the start. It will clear it up.

>>725785919
Also you gain 20 pounds. Still better than having scars on your face though.

>>725785919
Having no side effects is rare. I tried it when I was kid and while it was working well it started to cause my bladder to be inflamed and it felt like I constantly had to pee.

After talking to my derm they said it was common and I had to stop because it was way too uncomfortable.

i have a skin problem my self ( psorriases) and i know for fact that using hormone creme or zalf also works against acne.. search for ( topicorte - bethametason)

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Tell them to pop it like bubble wrap, bitches love bubble wrap.

>>725786353
>>725799361

caution - i have scars because the acutane literally made my acne vanish. my shoulders look like i lost a game of minesweeper

>>725785902
tf is with your eyes

>>725785760
Kill yourself!

>>725785760
this is bait but for people dealing with serious acne.
go see a doctor and ask them for advice, professional help might be able to deal with this, or at least make it less fucked up.

even if they dont tell you to take drugs and use creams and stuff they will tell you how to change your life style to help like using a towel over your pillow at night and stuff

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>>725785760
You have already made this thread three times... take the fucking advice already and move the fuck on.

>>725785760
Dude, just show them how much of a good time you're having with the Switch. Play with it at home then when you go out you can take it with you. Even take it with you to the bathroom, in bed, on the road, vacation, work.

>>725785760
wash your face with your own urine during your shower, pop as many zits as you can before hand, then apply a good hypoallergenic scent free lotion.

wash face
cleanse intestines - acne is caused by yeast in gut
find a girl with acne too

>>725785760
You're not gonna like the answer at all but the reality is you need to go on a strict water diet and eat healthier in general (fruits, veggies, grilled chicken, you get the point). Get some if rays too man, whether it's at the beach or even a tanning salon, it makes a huge difference. And if all of that doesn't work then go to a dermatologist and go on accutane, anything else is a waste of time. Good luck though man, I had it when I was a teen. Shits cruel

>>725802809
UV rays*

>>725787167
Fast food. No wonder you face is shit eat better and don't touch your face with your greasy ass moon man hands.
>YOURE NOW MOON BRO

>>725801064

I'm telling you guy take my advice. I was warned by the doctors the actutane was a last last resort. I tried all the pills and Minocycline changed my life.

I would give the inventor of Minocycline a hug. He will walk through heavens gates with a +1 for saving my life.

>>725803332
bullshit you can only afford fast food. Just buy fucking broccoli or something dude.. mix that shit up with some of the water you boiled it in and add some salt and you have soup. I can probably come up with 10 dishes with broccoli. And make your own fucking bread. making food from scratch is cheaper than fast food. I dont care what you stupid americunts say

>>725785760
It looks like your face was burnt LMAO. Sucks to be you. Just take better care of your face. If you haven't seen a doctor go see one. this is way too extreme of an acne problem.

>>725787167
>can only afford fast food

Eating healthy is actually cheaper you niggerfaggot.

Frozen veggies cost nothing. Rice costs nothing. Boneless, skinless chicken breasts cost nothing. Buy in bulk and learn to cook. It's not hard.

>>725787167
Move to Canada... Free healthcare.

>>725787356
>taking any chance possible to take a jab at americans
>Being this much of a bitter eurofag

https://youtu.be/DBQNBDUTKmA

>>725789677
lel

>>725788508
bump for truth