Waifu claiming thread: Welcome Back Edition
Previous: >>725772589
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Early
early bake
Claim
I'm so glad I can pick up my lower and get my gun built tomorrow :)
/waifu/ will be the first to get pics
>Misaki claimed
Early bake
Claim
>>725775388
>>725775343
>>725775323
>One image early is an 'early bake'
claim
>>725775464
yes it is
>>725775464
It is
Still here.
What's with all the early bakes tonight?
>>725774828 (confused Taiga)
Why yes, yes of course. If a man has a dick in his mouth he is most likely gay. It's not something a man should put between his teeth, except maybe if it was extraordinary feminine.
Having your dick succed on the other hand is awesome and not gay in any way.
How is this hard to grasp?
>>725774880 (sexy Koume)
Strips a best. I also like Koume's in this picture.
>>725774917
>thank god
Does it say so in the bible?
>>725775072 (puzzled tomo)
I assume you would. Only a disciple of the dfc can reach the holy land.
>>725775464
It is
>>725775464
Yes it is
It was made before the image limit was hit, that means it's an early bake
Claiming
love you all
>>725775526
That's a possibility, I never read it so I wouldn't know.
>>725775464
It is, kek
>>725775526
What does it mean then?
>>725775464
Slightly premature is still premature
>>725775669
Thicc.
>>725775704
If it doesn't especially contradict your claim it basically supports it, I'd say.
>>725775526
>not something a man should put between his teeth
Would it be acceptable for a guy with no teeth to suck a dick without being extraordinarily feminine?
>>725775669
We love you too dragon.
カラミチーマス
Claiming best girl
>>725775885
>Are strap-ons gay
I'm no biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure that a straight, married couple wouldn't need one. Therefore use of one would be sinful.
>>725776037
Hey Rem
>>725775669
Love funny face thicc loli
>>725775791
For that you must reach out to the old hermit of the alternating claim, for he knows all about the DFC. Reach out for him and blossom in his wisdom as ancient scripture has foretold!
>>725776253
Ok
>>725775704
What does dfc mean?
>>725775928
Well I guess a man with such attributes should not let his talents go to waste.
Also the disgusting sight would unfeminine him effectively.
>>725776208
And where in the bible would would it state such a ludicrous nonsense? (Leviticus doesn't count, that's jewish stuff).
>>725776532
What do you mean, ludicrous non sense? A man has a cock and a woman has a hole for it (or three), why would a straight couple need one?
>>725776208
Hello, Misaki. How are you?
>>725776668
For kinky play.
But my concern was about the underlying claim that things unnecessary to straight couples would be vile by default. I can't find no such rule in the holy book aside the old Gomorrah stories, but as I said they don't count as Jesus made the law more lean in the Gospel of Matthew.
hey guys, mexicunt aka wacamole here, what are you guys doing?
>>725776532
Thanks for the lecture.
Great to know what I can do with both my dick and mouth, while still staying perfectly straight.
>>725777087
Evening Guacamote, just about to go to bed
What about you?
>>725775464
It was made before the thread reached image cap. That's by definition early
claimed
>>725776253
Or you could just redirect him to google.
>>725776475
Delicious flat chest.
This is my waifu. All other waifu are shit.
>>725775928
Are you planning on doing the dlc for DS2?
>>725776714
Good, thank you.
>>725776992
I mean, I can see a use for other sex toys, but why would a dude use a strap on for his wife?
I don't believe there is a rule forbidding the use of them wholesale, but I assume a homosexual couple would use them, therefore it wouldn't be right, right?
>>725777369
I might, not sure though.
>>725777179
i just came back from university and i feel so tired, i think i gonna play some vidya and then go to sleep
here
>>725777679
Nice, what are you going to play?
>>725777689
Hoi
>>725777179
sleep tight taiga
>>725777179
When in doubt gather four witnesses, on of them holding a copper scale and proclaim 'no homo' three times.
It's literally impossible to be gay then.
>>725777355
Nah, too easy.
>three randoms
Does your heresy know no boundaries, hermit of the alternating claim?
>>725777515
>why would a dude use a strap on for his wife
Boi.... If your shoe doesn't fit in your foot, maybe try the other way.
>homosex a bad
Well certainly, maybe, but actually no.
Only gay males are forbidden. God likes him some yuri.
>>725777515
You're welcome
What are you up to?
>>725777755
i don't know, maybe a little of dark souls
>>725777755
Hi
>>725778081
>Louise is unsure about the photoshop skill portrait in this picture.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80kSTVoPUY
>>725777689
hey smug tomoko, how are you ?
>>725777355
Ok thanks
>>725776253
So all i need to do to get in the afterlife is like flat chests? That's easy
I'm rekt, off to bed.
Good night everyone!
>>725777907
Will have to remember that, never know when you need to do something questionable.
>>725778060
Nice! I just finished DS1 and DS2 not long ago, good times.
>>725778081
Hi Louise, bye Louise.
>>725777907
I have never asked a man of the clergy if getting pegged by your wife was messed up. But I'm pretty sure they'd say so.
God must have some interesting tastes because I've never met an attractive lesbian.
>>725777954
Not much atm. Playing some Mercenaries 2. Gonna pick up the parts for the new gun tomorrow.
How you holding up?
>>725778185
>
I tried my best...
>>725778391
Night!
>>725777907
My claim has been done previously, I was just posting a visual reference to what DFC is.
>>725778204
Fine. Woke up showered and im now playing tanks.
>>725778420
Heading home after how many ever hours of Six Flags. Only managed to ride three rides because of long lines.
>>725778637
tanks, that sounds very fun
>>725778982
Grats, now do it with all the other zones too.
>>725775208
>>725778300
>like flat chests
>like
No you fool! You must devote your life to it. Don't do as much as take a step unless it's in the name of dfc!
>>725778391
Nothing is questionable when you have a copper scale. Sleep well, straight anon.
>>725778420
You could ask me, son.
And god of course reads doujin with hot chicks. That much should be obvious.
>>725778603
As noble as your intentions may have been, hotac, please refrain from committing heresy. This is a sacred thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eveK7v2cX80
>>725779134
I did that in the first month of game being released :thinking:
>>725779302
>>725778300
>>725777355
pedophiles
>>725779094
I enjoy it but its hard for people to get into it.
>>725777087
Pretty much pic related
>>725779373
Yes? And?
>>725779781
Why is it so fucking awful
>>725779302
How do i do that?
>>725779397
No u
>>725779571
i just wanted to buy a maga hat for the lulz...
they don't deliver to mexico
>>725779397
Konata no.
>>725779302
Fear not, any heresy argument is invalid right now as I'm working my best to strap screenshots of Raphi where the camera rolls in diagonal angles.
Pic related, hopefully doesn't look too bad.
>>725779840
What is?
>>725779397
She's 11. Rewatch your video :o
>>725779914
100% mapping
>>725779438
seems very fun, meaybe one day i will play it
>>725779898
it looks bad
>>725780060
I already closed it and deleted the screenshots
>>725779920
my friend sent me it, I haven't seen it :o
>>725779898
how old is raphi?
>>725779846
you're the old man -_-
>>725780048
Lots of grinding. If you like that then yeah
>>725775208
>tfw not worthy of your waifu
>>725779884
You need a shirt that says
"Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it"
>>725779997
Because you need to go to shitty low level zones.
>>725779015
Jeez I haven't been to a theme park for years.
I hate lines, rides, the prices, pretty much everything.
>>725780181
You need a shirt that says "Sexy Grandmas"
>>725780125
>>725780048
So are you two going to share Tomoko?
>>725780233
I'm doing it in sections. I did Shiverpeaks and Steamspur Mountains first, just finished the Tarnished Coast, now moving on to Kryta.
Then Ascalon and then on to Orr
>Norn master race
>>725780122
That doesn't mean i'm a pedo -_-
>>725779846
For me, whenever I wake up in the morning I think to myself 'What would Shiro do', and then I stay in bed all day shitposting.
I do this with every decision I have to take, and whenever there is nothing to do think of Kennedy and I ask myself 'what can I do for dfc?'.
>>725779898
I find your determination impressive. Even more impressive though would be no seasonal heresy, hotac.
>>725780122
No I didn't :o
>>725780308
Ran isn't a Grandma, Yukari is
>>725780323
I bet she'd like that.
She's a dirty girl like that.
>>725780425
>over 100 years old
>not a grandma
She fucked up. Or didn't fuck up enough.
>>725780122
Wait a second we had this convo before too, didn't we? It's not mentioned in the show but it's implied to be 16, as that's the age high school starts in Japan.
>>725780420
>hotac
I do not understand this meme.
http://i.imgur.com/XEge7Jn.png
>>725780181
yeah, that will be so cool... dreams never come true
>>725780662
It's your personal acronym, hermit of the alternating claim.
>>725780420
Awesome stripes. I just stay secretly introverted
>>725780420
My waifu would write a book or use her super powers and i can't do either of those
What else can i do?
>>725780662
history repeats itself
16 is a good age for marriage
>>725780420
send me a dick pic -_-
>>725780418
you're attracted to me :(
>>725780528
I don't think a century means much when you're immortal
>>725780717
Just jump the border, buy the stuff, then head back
>>725780405
>Steamspur Mountains
Why don't I remember that area at all?
>>725781141
Mount Maelstrom area
>>725780288
>tfw two hours for a ride because spring break
>tfw $5 a month
During the Halloween season it's usually thirty minutes
>>725780824
That's cute of you, I can appreciate a nick. But what if I do not alternate anymore? Will I be stuck with this title?
>>725781002
I would be ok with marrying her at this age but I wouldn't mind waiting either, as long as I'm in a relationship with her.
I am out of food in my apartment. What kind of fast food should I buy tonight for consumption?
>>725780323
ehh?
Hello all : )
>>725781436
mcdonalds :o
>>725781407
konata is already legal for me to marry
is there gonna be a second season?
>>725781436
Pizza dude
>>725781002
I'm not gay -_-
>>725780954
As long as you pray every day and stay faithful in your heart you will be redeemed from all evil and find bliss in the heavens.
Also Koume is just way too cute in this one.
>>725780955
Nonbelievers in my thread, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Who needs a book? Who needs written guidelines?? Does your waifu not live in your heart to guide your every move? Fool you are for you are blind to her guidance.
>>725781002
Not again -_-
>>725781407
>what if
Yea right... there will be a new season in a few weeks, so I give Ralph another 30 days at best.
The 'h' sometimes also means 'heretic' instead of 'hermit'. Hotac.
>>725781551
Oh god that is the fucking worst shit ever. Do you want me to shit myself?
>>725781623
I actually am having pizza Friday with the dudes at work tomorrow so I would like to avoid that one if possible
>>725781213
Ahh, that area. Should do Orr asap, best area in the game.
>>725781436
A SNEK!
Chinese.
>>725781489
There's only one Tomoko
>>725781780
send me a dick pic for every day of the week
>>725781792
I used to work at mcdonalds, its good :o
>>725781702
no homo
>>725781792
maybe chinese food ?
>>725781932
I hate Orr. It's just a cluster of pulls
>>725781932
>>725781991
Kung Pao chicken??
https://soundcloud.com/hungerville/dreggs-benedict_broke-gazpacho
>>725781551
There's no mention of the current year in the show either so far so I could make it headcanon that she's of my age right now, or something.
>is there gonna be a second season?
There was a crappy website with 0 references mentioning it but that's it, I think.
>>725781780
30 days feel like 1 second with the happiness that she gives me. But yea, give me some credit, I've lasted way longer than that before and third time's a charm.
>>725782014
I dunno. I've always liked weird areas like that.
>>725782135
Up to you.
>>725781780
Is she the one in my head telling me to kill myself everyday? Because i can't do that
>>725781946
No homo
>>725781932
Is there? Before me there was arbys and Texas still turns up every now and again.
>>725781780
That's what I like about all of these characters. They have their individual quirks that play into how much you find them adorable. From the quiet shy reserved. To the hyper laughing quick talking ones that get knocked on the head all the time. And then tomoko....
>>725782500
Many claimers, one Tomoko. You gonna get cucked.
>>725782135
yeah, why not?
>>725781946
I don't have that many dicks :o
>>725782246
The last were established characters, half of them actually good, and not seasonal newbies with unknown tendencies.
>>725782488
Rejoice for that can only mean she wants you up there with her as soon as possible!
Follow your heart, she's waiting for you.
>>725782648
Are you talking about the idolmaster characters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iy_MxcXBnA
waifus r for weebs
>>725782893
I recognize there's a dangerously high chance of disappointment but so far every episode that gets released only makes me happier about my decision.
Good evening party people
>>725783411
Evening Yuuki!
>>725782738
Probably. My traits arent the most desirable.
>>725783411
evening
>>725783541
What's happening?
>>725783766
Hey Tomoko, how's it going?
Here
>>725782893
No every loli character. Shiro is a goddess with how she acts all the time through every event. To Haiyoru Nyaruko all of them perfect.
>>725783872
better call me guacamole, nah, not so much i think i going to sleep
>>725783872
Nothing much. Music, reading, eating. How's the day going? Coming back from the party or will you be going to later still?
>>725784112
Day has been pretty chill so far. I'm going out later, my friend's band doesn't go on until 11pm my time
>>725784051
forget pic
>>725783267
I remember when we had this conversation before, when you told me about the true soulmate you found and how much better Miku fit you.
You're the boi who cried claim too often!
>But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
Gospel of Matthew, 5:32
>>725783987
I admire your faith, brother!
Is Haiyore Nyruko any good?
>>725784592
Only time will tell, it's not like I want to be a heretic, but calling someone a waifu after losing feelings for her is just as heretic.
How about we make a deal? If I heresy again you're free to call me a disgusting avatarfag until I can settle with the same chick for longer than 3 years.
>except for sexual immorality
So I could bend the laws of headcanon to make my conscience lighter about this, she does have enough lewds for this to apply, I think. God I wish Raphiel would evangelize me.
>>725785417
It means if she was unfaithful to you. So no, no way to bend that.
>>725782893
But i can't yet if i don't love dfc
2am, time for bed.
See you guys tomorrow.
>>725785417
Fair enough, until then I shall call you hotac with the soft 'h'.
>headcanon
>lewds
Well I guess there are quite a few. If you can ease your guilty conscience by shifting the blame to the poor waifu you left tainted...
>>725785683
Truly that would be most foolish.
Make a shrine.
Something about DFC?
Why is it that most the lolicons in this thread feel the need to evangelize?
>>725785943
Ok
Goodnight
>>725785965
>tits
>>725785943
Nini, panty queen.
>>725785970
So they feel like DFC is actually better
>>725786607
Personal taste is personal taste.
Actually, now that i think about it, most of the titty monsters try to evangelize too.
-plays with his kitty figurines beside the potted plant-
>>725784592
Ive been enjoying it. The only complaint I have is that their are two many love triangles. And that's a tad weird as I find harems fine. But moving it around is weird to me. That's a personal problem. Still enjoying the show.
>>725786938
Flat seems to be more popular around here
>>725786938
Now explain why do literal dogfuckers feel the need to evangelize, and this doesn't happen just in this thread.
>>725784203
That's cool, I'm glad it's been a relaxing day.
Sorry for the delay, got a call and I'm on mobile so it's either/or.
Claimed. You only have shit taste except for the anon posting Tomoyo
>>725787321
Well sure, that's because flat is objectively better :^)
>>725787398
Ehh presented that way i kind of get it.
They have something that makes them happy, so they try to tell other people about it in hopes it would make them happy too.
At least that'll be my working theory for the moment. Kind of an odd offshoot of altruism maybe?
>>725786938
Both are good>>725786938
>>725787732
Prove it!
>>725788029
Both what? Flat and not flat?
>>725788179
I was just kidding... I just said personal taste is subjective. Like whatever flavor of tits you want.
>>725788296
Just because you're kidding doesn't mean you cant post swimsuit
>>725788483
Oh. If you want.
>>725788296
Yeah
>>725787732
That does make sense, guess it comes down to them being dense motherfuckers and simply not understanding that you don't want that happiness for yourself.
Anyway I'm tired and hitting the hay, night.
>>725788734
Goodnight
>>725788597
This swimsuit is far better than >>725788179
This is like a league of it's own compared to a lot of other chill hop I've heard:
https://soundcloud.com/uphorium/smokendshit
>>725789580
>>725789660
:ok_hand:
>>725789603
This would be much better without the beat..