I'm an associate of what you would call the American mafia

>>725772838
he he

>>725772838
What is gabagool?

>>725772838
How does one become a friend of yours?

>>725772838
are you laughing at me?

"I've just started to watch Sopranos and now I feel like a fucking mafioso" go fuck yourself OP

>>725773013
It's just a cold cut

>>725773106
It's pretty damn hard. Especially these days. It's kind of a luck of the draw thing really

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>>725772838
u no fuck wit Bratva

>>725772838
No you're not, you're just a fucking guinnea who watched too many mob movies.va' fa napoli

>>725773207
I think you're really fucking up a quote from a great scene in a great movie. What do you mean funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you?

>>725773355
Nice dubs. You don't have to believe me and I certainly won't be posting proof. If you're curious and willing to suspend your disbelief I can answer some questions

Are you I-talian? Can I join?

>>725772838

Italian-American mafia or Irish-American mafia?

>>725773476
I'm actually not Italian. Which is why I'm only an associate and not a full member

>>725773557
Nope, Ukrainian actually

>>725773583
Italian. Fuck those potato eating bastards

>>725772838
are you a made man or would you describe yourself as a "good fella"?

це зрада

>>725772838
how long you think you got before they wack your ass?

>>725773528
"I certainly won't be posting proof" when did the Mafia became just a bunch of pussies?

>>725772838
how often do you do the hand gesture

>>725773013
THIS!!

>>725773528
What does Black hand have to do with heroin? Why is Lucky Luc becoming popular these days? Why is Cosa Nostra dying out? What's with the recent busts last summer, did someone not get payed off or did someone come in with grievances? Does your family have anyone who is semi competent with computers, and if so why haven't they gotten in the online extortion/blackmail game to keep power over politics?

>>725773756
>Italian. Fuck those potato eating bastards
Ah shit, what if I'm both?

Also does the name Briguglio mean anything in your circles?

>>725773911
lmao Bratva betrayal

>>725773557
Oh sorry forgot the other question. Theyre very paranoid about who they work with these days so if you didn't grow up in it or get supremely lucky, you won't be able to join. Other criteria aside

>>725773760
Haha no. I'm not Italian at all so an associate is as far as I'll ever move up the ladder

how did you get introduced to em? do you do something for them? do you have some kinda benefits?

>>725773207
dude you said it wrong...

are you laughing at me? ARE...YOU...LAUGHING...AT..ME?

would you be interested in a resource from the uk? up for almost anything

Who's boss Dom or Frankie Boy

>>725774433
No, join the real IRA. They're the closest ally

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>>725772838
What other organized crime syndicate do you admire? Perhaps, the Yakuza for finger amputation and cool tattoos? Perhaps, the Medellin Cartel for use of assault weapons on civilians? What is there about other syndicates that you might admire or envy?

have you ever had yourself tested for Tourettes

Whats your gangster name?

>>725773994
Not sure about some of these. I'm mostly on a need to know basis. We do have lots of members competent in computers. Mostly we just try to make money and stay low to avoid any heat. Drugs definitely play a bigger role than they used to. We have had to adapt to stay competitive in today's criminal world

>>725774059
You could maybe hope to be an associate. Extremely unlikely though

>>725774080
I grew up in a mafia neighborhood and most of my childhood friends are now made men. They set me up with a legitimate day job to cover. They also sorta protect me although they have no obligation to do so. Fortunately I do my job well and am a good earner

>>725772838
Please list all the addresses where you hide drugs and weapons, and also list all the crimes you've committed in detail including dates/times and locations.

Would you consider the end of American mafia when families started having associates of African American descent. I'm on to you OP.

what do you do for the mafia on a daily basis

Danny the Lion boss or is Barney

>>725774276
What the fuck are you talking about?

Probably this..
>>725773477
You're fucking it up too.

>>725774548
The yakuza are pretty cool I guess. Mostly I just admire the ones that make money, stay out of sight, and have some bit of "honor" or "morality"

>>725772838
OK, so one higher up in the totempole comes into ur apt to look for goods u didnt give him from some heist. He is a made man.

In the mirror you see him sniffing ur gf panties. What do you do?

>>725772838
Is there an irish mafia? How about a jewish mafia? And how about them yakuzas?

>>725772838
Reminds of the time when someone on SA claimed to be part of the russian mafia.

>>725772838
What city are you from?

have you ever killed anyone

>>725774682
Telling a guy who can't be an associate because he's Irish Italian... do you even go to Catholic Church? Welp OP is full of shit, oh well not the first time OP was a fag and sure as shit not the last. P.S. Why the fuck did you come on here bragging you got a pocket full of boner pills when you ain't even got a dick?

>>725774860
I'd say it was more of when the RICO act came into effect. Sure, black, latino, and asians gangs had a hand in it but the mafia really started its downward spiral when everyone started ratting to avoid huge prison sentences

>>725774872
Pretty much whatever they need to me do. Follow someone, intimidate them, collect money, cover up a crime etc. I've done it all and still do but usually I'm employed as a hit guy since associates are seen as expendable

>>725772838
How does prostitution work? U got a fine ass stable of bitches?

>>725772838
Paulie, your mother was a whore you back stabbing piece of shit

>>725773013
Guinea for capicola

>>725775435
It's actually more about the fact that he's not already connectef with the mafia. Like I said, it's very hard to get in with them if you're an outsider since they will always see you as a potential rat

>>725772838
whats the name of the strip joint you guys hang out in?

>>725772838
What family? Who is your capo?

Boss questions
Danny the Lion or Barney
Frankie Boy or Dom
Matt Madonna or Wonderboy

>>725775299
Not answering that but obviously eastern US.

>>725775390
Yeah of course. Its part of doing business

>>725775881
Do you still see them when closing your eyes at night going to sleep?

>>725772838
do you or do you not have a bag of doughnuts?

>>725775445
do you make good money

>>725775824
I can't answer that. Sorry

>>725775995
Lol no. I sleep fine but they do sorta creep up on you now and again

Do you bet on horses?

>>725776147
Who did u kill, normal people or nigs and latinos?

>>725776147
You could answer the boss questions that wouldn't give away your identity

Who's you're favorite football team?

>>725776304
would eventually get him killed tho.

>>725776112
I make pretty damn good money. Not vacation home money but I don't have to worry about cash on a daily basis

>>725772838
do you think you're better than me?

>>725776383
Who OP or the boss

>>725776420
whats the worst thing youve done to someone

>>725772838
would you just shoot a shop clerk in the leg if you felt he didn't give you enough respect?

>>725776184
Not really. Gambling is a bad idea always and a doubly bad one in my line of work

>>725776277
I like those dubs. Literally whoever they ask me to

>>725776383
Exactly. It's already stupid enough to have had made this thread

>>725776512
Faggot OP ofcourse.

>>725776649
how do you kill people?

>>725776649
What is a sure fire way to ensure the mob would kill me?

Ever chopped a fellow to pieces?

>>725776651
He doesn't know shit LCN isn't that violent anymore you can find forums where made guys post and they are still on the street

>>725776649
Have you watched the movie the departed?

If so what did you think of it?

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>>725775445
>Follow someone, intimidate them, collect money, cover up a crime
I hate even watching shit like Goodfellas or the Sopranos. The mafia are a nothing but a bunch of bully greaseball cowardly faggots. You're great great grandmother fucked a nigger, you're part eggplant, and I'll fuck your mom in the ass and make her lick the fudge off my hammer.

>>725776869
url to forums pls

>>725776556
Kill them? Depends on your definition. Either way, I'm not thexactly sadistic type. There are others for that

>>725776598
No because I don't want to draw attention to myself or the family since I have no special protections. That's a quick way to catch a bullet

I'm a former associate of a guy who ran in the Philly/South Jersey circle. Currently 56 yo and even though he got pinched in 2001 I've found it hard to extricate myself from the scene. Would love nothing more than to "retire" but its not so easy. Never did anything close to murder or violent. Mostly numbers, stealing trucks of whatever and reselling it, some basic shit.

>>725777096
do u have a girlfriend

>>725777092
Find them yourself they aren't that difficult to find

>>725776787
It really depends on the situation and if there are any special instructions

>>725776853
Occasionally. I did it a lot when I started out. It's pretty nasty but you get used to it

>>725775148

Yes there is Irish mafia. Irish mafia is also the oldest organized crime "gang" in whole American continent.

>>725777500
What's Joe Ligambi like?
Do you the Skinny Joe will beat this case?

>>725772838
Do you know Sal 'holding the box, but we can't figure out what the box means' Casella?

>>725777500
Oh cool! Nice to meet another associate. I haven't been busted for anything related to this profession but it's most likely bound to happen. I know what you mean about the retirement thing. I try not to think of that and just enjoy the money while it lasts

>>725777523
I actually don't but I am seeing several different ladies

>>725774682
>You could maybe hope to be an associate.

You didn't answer the second question.

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>>725777525
>boohoo this guy isnt specific, why doesnt he give out some info? Like several people write on forums etc.

K, what forums?

>find them yerself dirtbag i wont divulge

>>725777704
One of them is my mother's cousin. Uncle Joe is just about what you would expect. Some days great guy, other days real pain int he ass. Dont expect Joey to be shaking hands at his restaurant any time soon.

>>725777500
You're the real deal. I don't know about the OP, he talks about murder a little to nonchalantly and doesn't even gamble or bookmake.

If you want to retire just stop hangin out in SP, but you don't really want to leave it alone 100%.

Do you bet on horses? I could definitely use some tips.

>>725778194
Yeah, see what I'm putting money on and don't bet on that one.

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>>725777500
>>725777995
I hope both you guinea cocksuckers retire on the end of a meat hook courtesy the same turd smokers you work for

>>725778194
Sometimes it's less about the horses that are racing and more about where the bets are being placed.

>>725778016
I don't think so but I could be wrong. Like I said I'm mostly need to know aka business that doesn't concern me isn't spoken of in front of me

>>725778194
Of course I book make. I thought the question was whether or not I myself personally gambled

>>725778618
can you get illegal porn from the mafia?

>>725776649
>"to have had made this thread"
jesus christ no wonder you became a career criminal

>>725778596
Sometimes late at night I would agree with you. But guys like me are too vital to ever have that happen. Dont know enough of the really damning stuff and wouldnt talk under any circumstances. Also too willing to do the shit others dont want to do.

>>725772838
Fake and gay. You have no connection to LCN

No other questions?

>>725778135
Any knowledge on how much pull G Borgesi has

>>725779402
answer >>725778855

>>725778058
Real deal had made guys post before
Gbb had alleged guys post a fair amount close to the action
Blackhand is newer don't check it out much

You could have Google to find themail lazy bitch

>>725778599
I've tried every angle from dutching to bridge jumping. And always get fucked in the end, book or no book. Fucked up the rent money I don't know how many times. My own mother had to pay my debts one time. I'm essentially bankrupt at the moment, but my ship is coming in.

>>725779449
What the fuck is illegal porn? YOu can get that shit free on the internet. If you mean the kiddie shit, no. That WILL get you killed. Maybe a guy or two harbors predilections but would never openly admit it.

Oh and fuck these captchas

>>725779412
More and more with each passing day. More than I'd like to see.

>>725779402
How's your daily life? What do you do during a regular day?

Do you have any friends not in the mafia? If yes, do they know (or at least suspect)?

>>725772838
What family exactly? Is it one of the five families in New York?

>>725779596
kk, now just google who his boss is you lazy bastard

>>725779623
That's why I don't personally gamble. Hopefully your ship does come and you don't gamble that away too. Unless you wanna bet with me, then please do

>>725779667
I can back that up. These captchas are fucking my shit up right now

>>725779778
I've heard he's a prick and Uncle Joe's nephew?

>>725779667
if i went up to some mafia guys and asked me if they had some illegal prostitution sex for me, what would happen?

>>725779782
Same as you - get up, go to work, see my regulars, troll for tips, hit up the Red Robin, etc.

And I do have friends that aren't connected. They know but they also know that I dont like to take my work home with me as it were.

>>725778618
Who's favorite football team. You never answered the question. You could always just lie if you don't want to say?. Do you give 1/2 point lines or do you do that "ties lose" bullshit like a fucking Jew.

I'm first generation Italian-American, OP, but the problem is I was raised by the Irish side of my family.

Is there any way for me to connect with a family and how would I even do that? I'm loyal. No record. I'd do a bid. Never rat. I'm pretty sure I'd be a perfect soldier.

>>725779856
Well it is up in the air who holds the position between the guys I was looking for confirmation to what I have heard

>>725779986
No comment and second question can be verified with quick google search.

>>725777703
Are those the Gaylords?

Who created the family you're apart of?

>>725780103
Tell you to fuck off and go to Huntingdon if you want a whore.

>>725780254
yeah well i just wanted to check if you were in the know to see if your forums checked out with the ones I know are legit, so fuck you kid.

>>725779782
It's fairly normal day to day. Like I said I have a "legitimate" job so I sorta just goof around there if I'm not needed for something else. Occasionally, ill go and see some of the other guys, make collections etc. Aside from the whole criminal thing, my life is pretty normal. I do have a few "friends" outside the family and they stay that way. They just think I work my legit job

>>725780522
Who died and made you the internet police?

>>725772838
Are you hating Russian people or the Russian ma fia? :)

>>725780451
college chicks are too old man

>>725780643
Google it and find out, shitcock.
>I love this, you can use it for anything

>>725772838
Are you racist?
Who did you vote for in the elections?
Also, what do you think about the current feminist/LGBT hullabaloo?

>>725780184
I actually don't like football or many other sports. More of a hockey guy. Lol ties lose

>>725780215
It's possible but like I said, they're pretty suspicious of who they work with and they don't like outsiders. I can't really give any specific advice on how to meet people since I more or less grew up in it. I will say that's it's probably best you're not in. This life isn't as glamorous as it seems. I sometimes wonder how much happier I might be if I grew up in another neighborhood or state

>>725780103
They would hook you up with some high priced stripper/prostitute. They're big in the strip club/ho business. Don't use the word illegal.

>>725780522
Congrats

>>725772838
So did The Bull helped Donald Trump to build construction work in the 80s ? with aliases of another contractors did he bribed people ?
like he said in his book.

Oh well. Back to waiting for the Giada leaks. Thanks guys. Good luck.

And to the guy who's bankrupt - start building back up little by little. you DONT need to make it all back at once. Get some easy money wins under your belt and gradually build your confidence. Because gambling is 50% trusting your knowledge/skill/ intuitions and 50% luck. You'll never win if you're always chasing the last beat.

>>725781243
>This life isn't as glamorous as it seems.
Not even interested in the glamour. I'd just like good money, comraderie, and something to dedicate myself to.

I've kinda run aground.

>>725780215
Go earn an honest dollar, faggot

WHAT'S THE RULE ON ITALIAN BLOOD THESE DAYS? How much you supposed to have in you?

>>725780661
I actually don't hate Russians but I do hate any organization that takes from me. Ironically I'm Ukrainian so it would make more sense to be working for them

>>725781035
No. More of I hate niggers than black people in general. I voted for trump. I think it's pretty silly but it doesn't impact me much

>>725772838
Do you have a preferred weapon OP? Anything i particular you carry to a job/on the streets?

>>725780215
You wont be a made man, they trace your family tree back to italy, your grandpas need to be italian full blooded, your parents also, and you need to find an italian girl to marry so the bloodline doesnt end.
kinda like jews except they burned all their geonological tree scrolls for some reason, so they are not full Jew you need to convert or their parents will tell you to fuck yourself even if they seem like nice jew people who are cousins.
But man were those some 36 double dds biggest breasts ive ever had.

>>725781733
do u like anal sex?

>>725781449
Answer this OP so did Sammy the bull helped Trump ?

OP answer this, where did they bury spider?

>>725782239
OP wouldnt know Sammy the Bull from Bull fucking Durham. No offense.

>>725781651
I've heard some families have different rules about this but mine requires that the father be Italian and you to have a Italian surname.

>>725781944
Not really. For protection I carry a .45 but it depends on the job honestly. I will say that I get a lot of use out of a suppressed .22 though

>>725781733
Why? Because of the similarities between both languages? And the cultural similarities?
I know it sounds weird but what do you think about the Hollywood movies when they are about maf ia? Do you watch them? And if you watch... Do you laugh? :D

>>725782108
>But man were those some 36 double dds biggest breasts ive ever had.
Ha! Yeah, my family line can be easily traced. Grandpa was Sicilian, Grandma was from Naples. Dad and uncles all born in the boot. I was the second kid to be born in the States. Ma was Irish, though. No Italian there.

I'd marry an Italian girl in a heartbeat. I can't stand entitled American girls. None of them cook and they all fuck around.

I'm totally dreaming and shit. I know nobody'd fuck with an unknown.

>>725781570
Been there, done that. Not all it's cracked up to be.

>>725782427
Yeah probably hes trolling and using google right now or asking someone.

>>725781449
Sammy the Bull was a bit before my time so I can't answer that one. Though I have heard rumors

>>725782134
Eh it's ok. Giving obviously. And to a woman

>>725782502
Pretty much. Yeah I do actually. Most of them are pretty laughable but occasionally they can be somewhat accurate

>>725773911
Illuminati confirmed

OP WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?

any modifications?

>>725782798
answer mine u faggot >>725782362

>>725780451

Huntington long island?

One last thing to all you ladies. You can dream about getting into this "line of profession" all you want but the only way you'd have a chance is if you are related to or personally vouched for by a made guy. Sure we contract out some shit to hired hands but for the actual day-to-day operations...they call it a family for a reason. So best to keep dreaming and watching Big Ang.

>>725783165
Huntingdon SEPTA station in philly.

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kill me.

I dare you.

>>725782798
>occasionally they can be somewhat accurate


WHICH ONES?

>>725783054
Mercedez SL550. Just the sound system

>>725783208
This is what I've been trying to tell you everytime someone ask how they can join

>>725783445
I can't really think of any that are accurate on the whole. Mostly they just get small parts right

>>725782798
Examples of a movie which IS realistic and which is NOT? :D

>>725783671
It's more than just "being Italian". Not any old fanculo can get in just because his grandmother made Pizzagaina

>>725772838
Go into any small business with a bud you trust. Tell the owner that from now on he is to pay you 100 a month or you will hurt his family. He will pay. Congrats. You're a mobster. It isn't rocket science.

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>>725783671
>Mercedez SL550.

>>725784246
Now I KNOW OP is a troll.

>>725784044
I'll try and think of some and get back to you. It's a bit tricky since there aren't a whole lot from my era. I will say that I found the sopranos to be relatively accurate in most respects

>>725784118
No shit. I figured that was so obvious I didn't need to state it

>>725784246
That is definitely not OP. I'm OP

>>725784614
>>725784246
OP here. Nice try jackasses

>>725784477
Thanks for answering my questions, it is very gentle from you. ^^
What about your love life? Is it not stressful to have a girlfriend with that job?

Do you hang out with other associates sometimes?
i.e. Do you go bowling with Niko?

please kill some SJW's

>>725784614
>>725784801
Original Poster here.
Try harder.

you're already being tracked

>>725772838
>I'm an ass

>>725784246
This is exactly how Whitey Bulger got started

>>725784884
No problem. It certainly can be. Especially with outsiders. I have a few girls that I see but nothing serious since it can be hard to balance with this lifestyle

>>725784918
Of course. Its easier than hanging out with outsiders and less boring. Me and a couple guys are gonna hit the clubs later tonight

>>725774993
if i caught someone sniffing my gfs panties id say how does my cum smell. really not usually offended when people creep on my gf unless they actually try something

>>725785338
Do you prefer to date someone from the inside much more then?
But when you have a gf from the outside - does she know about your job? :)

>>725785860
(I doubt she'd actually know. More like what "title" does he tell her?)

>>725785338
How expensive is your haircut?

>>725785860
Yup. Its just so much easier to date an affiliate. She may know or think that she knows but I would never tell her or confirm her suspicions. Its something you never talk about with outsiders

>father is in 'construction'
>grandfather was in 'construction'
>found stacks of 100 bills and gold coins in the back of a closet in the basement at grandpas when i was a kid
>dad keeps a .38 snub in his cabinet in the kitchen
>along with a fat roll of big bills
>both of them drive lincolns
>dad always 'on call', going out late some nights to 'handle something on site'
>last name is loaded full of vowels but it isn't an Italian last name even though many people think it is when they hear it
>dad loves gabagool and cigars
>they both love Sopranos and mob movies, roar with laughter whenever they watch one, like they're slapstick comedies staring the Three Stooges

uh...

>>725785966
I just tell her the same thing I put on my taxes

>>725786454
sounds like he is just a douche

>>725785966
Hmmm... Good question, next one. ;)
>>725786236
I know in your business it is a bit ridiculous to ask but what about marriage? Do you want to marry someone? Not now but maybe after some years?!

>>725772838
Any advice on what programming language I should learn to be an elite hacker?

About how much money do you make in a month OP?

>>725787037
I'm not opposed to getting married if I were to meet the right girl. I feel like it's kind of a bad thing to bring another person into though. Lots of late nights, sudden trips, irregular hours, and obviously the risk of death or jail. It's kind of why I'm keeping my love life casual

>>725772838
Just wanted to let you know OP that they can and do archive these threads because they have been made before, i've found them online. I've asked questions in a thread like this just two months ago and its easily accessible.
Don't think for a second that you didn't give out some crucial information in this thread that someone a lot smarter than you can sift through, make connections and come find you.

>>725772838
>I can't go into too much detail
Oh FUCK OFF.

>>725787284
I really shouldn't answer that for obvious reasons but I will that it really depends on how much work I'm willing to take on. Even taking it easy, much more than I made anywhere else

do you like spaghettos?

>>725787647
I know what you mean. It sounds strange but... Be careful! ^^
By the way:
Do your family members know what you are doing? What are their reactions to your job? Or if they don't know how would they react?

>>725788147
There's a lot of obvious reasons why I can't go into detail

>>725788482
I'm actually really partial to Italian food. Ziti is more my thing

>>725788229
I make around 150k per year as a software developer with 8 years experience and no risk of jail time assuming the justice system works. Just wondering how much more you make with all the risks. Can you give a ballpark at least?

>>725788888
Oh OP... you gotta answer now. I got quints.

>>725788657
Thanks. I will. You don't make it too far around here if you don't take proper care. They all think I work my "legitimate" job and are quitems proud. My parents are divorced and I don't think my mom would be completely surprised but my dad would disown me

>>725772838
are traps gay

do you own a rolex?

Hey, OP. You do a lot of business with Puerto Ricans? You know Danny Garcia?

>>725789065
Why would you ask someone if traps are gay who by the very fact they are OP, are gay?

>>725774561

>>725788888
Holy shit, quints! Ok, I make can that relatively easily. It fluctuates a bit but during a good, normal year I could make about double if I really hustled

>>725789150
No. I'm not really a jewelry guy. I prefer to spend my money on clothes. If I wear a watch, I usually go for issey miyake

>>725789020
I know. I have some Russian and Ukrainian friends who are nice people, very gentle and funny. But at the same time they possess a big pride which is more important than personal relationships. It is like in the Middle eastern or Asian world. Do you have contact with both of your parents?

>>725789198
Missed this one. We try and stay within the family for most things but that doesn't mean we haven't or wouldn't work with them

>>725789985
You're definitely right about the pride. I see both of them regularly. I'mean actually taking my mother out for her birthday dinner this weekend

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>>725774561
What does a Tourettes test look like? Actually lemme tell you a real tourettes story.
>be in Magnolia Cafe in Austin, TX... about 1am
>keep hearing this "bok" sound.
>think it sounds just like a chicken
>particularly loud bok happens while waiter is taking your order
>waiter says "oh that's coming from the guy over there, he's in here all the time, has tourettes"

Pic related, looks just like Jimmie Dale Gilmore who played "smokey" on Big Lebowski.
>act startled.
I was in a resturant called "magnolia cafe" in Austin, TX late one night. Keep hearing this

>>725790340
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU

>>725790404
Might have actually been Jimmie Dale Gilmore. He lives in Austin.

>>725790340
That sounds very sweet, enjoy the time together! :)
By the way: is it not a little bit dangerous for both when they are seen with you? How do you save them? Are you doing something like Martial Arts? ^^

>>725790699
He didn`t have tourettes in the movie though-

Anyway I got a story too


>aunt took brothers and me to McD's on the weekends sometimes
>there used to be this dude yelling "chak" loudly and hitting his head with the palm
>he usually was there when we were too
>one day we haven't seen him again
>forget about chak-dude
>one day hear a "chak" yell in a big grocery store
>look around
>holy shit it's chuk-dude

He was pretty rad

Fuck it, how do you join? Mafia is one of the only things left with honor and honor nowadays is something Every man should have.

>>725791143
>Mafia is one of the only things left with honor
Harassing store owners in order to shake them down for money and stealing shit is honorable now?

>>725781243
You played yourself fool, no ties in hockey, thats why they have shootout, every book on east coast use internet sites in Costa Rica

>>725791143
kill yourself betacuck

>>725791382
Not him, but when I place bets on hockey you usually place them on the end result of the third period, meaning you can put your money on a tied game.

This thread is fucked, brother. I'll respect it just on the fact that you might be in wit the shit. This is how people get caught fuckwad. You youngins are wildin out these days.

>>725772838
take it to reddit guido faggot

>>725791356
I heard stories that the mafia values brotherhood or some shit. That ain't true? I'm guessing bike gang is the way to go.

>>725791753
>mafia values brotherhood or some shit
as do islamic terrorists, maybe go to a mosq faggot.

>>725791648
You can only bet periods and for that period only, I actually work in a spot in the city, behind bullet proof glass and steel door, behind a computer taking bets for 6 hours a day. I know every fucking thing possible when it comes to sports gambling. You can do money line puck line or periods individually

>>725792218
all right, so kind of the same thing. Ties are still possible.

>>725792218
Anyone ever tried to shoot you?

>>725791056
Thanks, I'm low level so I'm not on anyone's radar as far as I know. I suppose the risk is always there unfortunately but I can't live hiding. If someone really wanted me dead i probably wouldn't even know it was coming

>>725791753
There is still honor but the Rico act and other gang competition pretty much killed the classic code of honor you see on tv

>>725772838
Yeah sure you are kid.

>>725792525
Like being whacked? No. I have been shot at before. Fortunately, I never been shot. Knock on wood

>>725792560
How did you go to the "dark" side? Did someone introduce you to this parallel universe? Still... Be careful! ^^

>>725792987
> ^^

Are you German?

>>725792873
Even i got shot you fucking pussy. What kind of puny mafia are you.

>>725793047

No, Finnish. Why?

>>725793047
Ja. Where did you know? Is my English sooo bad? :D

>>725793174
Only Germans seem to do the ^^ things

>>725792525
I have to buzz you in, I have cameras all outside and around the back of building in case of raid. Biggest problem is the pickup at night, never go outside until driver there. Guy who worked day before me , went out minute early they were waiting as soon as he opened door. Had him on the floor steel to the dome, they just wanted the cash. We keep a piece under stove in back, it's like a check cashing booth I'm behind. Neighborhood always knows what's up so stick ups will try, but once they found out who we were with, the hood would look out, mutual respect when it comes to earning. No color but green. Sorry i went off on ramble, no never shot at .

>>725793418
and dumbass girls with generic cat personalities/obsessions

and faggots
so

>>725792987
I grew up in the neighborhood and was friends with kids whose parents were in or affiliated with the mafia. My best friend's dad sort of brought us in if that helps

>>725793104
So far, a lucky one

>>725793418
Really? I was in the German thread and some dudes were not amused by my smileys. But I thought the "^^"-smiley is much more used by weabooes than by average people. :)

do you brag about your mafia lifestyle? What religion are you? I always think it's so funny when people with low intelligence brag about how they got rich through crime. perhaps if your family was smarter they could do thing legit like everyone else?

>>725793582
In the States or in the Ukraine? How old were you at that time?

>>725774074
>being in the mob
>not knowing you can be a full member
Ive read 5 novels by mob bosses and and underbosses. Its not a fucking requirement . my cousins a card carrying montreal mobster and hes a fuckin wappaho

>>725793917
Only with other members. Bragging is bad for a lot of reasons. I don't really think much about God but I was raised Catholic. My family is actually pretty intelligent. My uncle was a supervisory chemist at a petroleum distillation plant and both my parents started their own successful businesses. You don't make i5 very far in this profession if you're not smart and or extremely business savvy

>>725794366
I was born in the US but both of my parents immigrated here

>>725794374
The rules regarding that vary from family to family but I'm happy for your cousin

>>725794366
Forgot the last question. It was before I was born

>>725795100
To be entirely fair the rizzutos dont have the luxury of being picky nowadays

>>725772838
Do you know any albanian mobster ? And do they have any influence ?

>>725795396
That's pretty much why I work in the capacity that I do. On the flip side of the coin, the mafia is scared of being infiltrated so it's hard to move up if you even manage to get inside being an outsider

>>725795483
I can't say I've ever met one but I do know they're around and definitely serious