Darkest secrets thread. im not talking about stuff, jsut you

>>725771730
I do the same thing and it makes me feel better that im not the only one

>>725771868
Oh my god, really?
fuck i allways thought i´m allone

>>725772138
Yea, really.. Something about jerking off with strangers is hot.

>>725771730
So you are gay. What a lame secret.

/thread

>>725771730
>>725771868
>>725772649

Paul, David, Robert, Is that you guys? Long no see! How you doin' since last time we jerk off together?

>>725773172
*long time

>>725773172

KEK

>>725773172
Dad?

>>725771730
>>725772980
>>725773172

Let us all jerk off together and suck each others toes

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>be me
>16 y/o fag
>friend had gf
>she started txting me
>waidefuknot.png
>texted back
>she kinda flirty
>2 weeks later
>she broke up with my friend
>came to me crying
>we talked
>she leaned in for a kiss
>WWE tongue wrestling championship
>came together
>i broke up 1 month later
>2 weeks later she got a new bf
>it was a other friend of mine
>i stole the gf of my friend and after that she came together with my other friend
>mfw

>>725773495
Yes son, mom says hello!

>>725771730
>I am a redditor

>>725773574
This is not secret, this is just master faggotery

>>725773561
Leave me a sec.
>removing sox
>starts to get hard

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committed a felony

not caught

mfw

>>725774110
What felony?

>>725773720
whats that?

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>>725775180

I like my dick very much, it's shape, it's size, I am very lucky.

I masturbate myself very well as I exactly know what I need.

I like fapping so much that I now fap other dicks only for the pleasure of fapping a dick until it ejaculates.

It's not really a dark secret as I am perfectly fine with it, but I know some people may find it Dark

Ask the son of a bank robber anything.
(hasn't been caught in around 2 years)
((mfw kinda cool/ashamed at the same time))

>>725777180
Is he ever gonna stop bank robbing

>>725771730

Fuck off CIA / FBI / GCHQ. Nobody's fooling for your shenanigans.

>>725777180
fake

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>I am the guy who posts the andy sixx shit log threads

>>725777230
Oh, it won't be long before e cashes his last check.

Also robbing banks isn't hard. You just have to be really really bad. on the inside.

>>725777329
fuck you faggot i'll kill you

>>725777496
fake

>>725777336
the secret is why you post them

>>725777336
reported to every agency ever

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>>725777336
there are dozens of us.


Stay Steamy

Keep it Creamy

Dare to be Dreamy

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LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT LOG OF SHIT

>>725777557
if 777777 get you stop posting these threads forever

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>>725777336

>>725777682
reroll

>>725777726

>>725777715
Noice thumbnail

>>725777477
Do you think you can ever forgive him?
Has he ever killed or seriously injured anyone in one of these?

>>725777682
>>725777726
rollin

>>725777778
close faggot

>>725777852
fake

I'm the grandson of Adolf Hitler.
He didn't commit suicide, he escaped to south America and later Switzerland where he died in 66 due to stomach cancer.

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>>725771730
I keep assembling those homemade fleshlights from pringles can, 2 sponges, a glove and some bubblewrap. Tucking it into a pillow and fucking it feels great. I don't clean the pillow afterwards.
I also steal my mother's sex toys (a vibrating dildo and a butt plug) and use them quite often.

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>>725777778

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>>725771730

I enjoy patrolling the local nature reserve and shitting in campers stoves/tents or just around their campsite.

I also take their food and occasionally expensive tools, I also cut holes in tents and tarps and if it's colder weather, deliberately soak their gear and firewood in water so they have to go home.

>>725777981
fake

>>725777830
that wasn't me but no killing and I've since moved on from him a long time ago b/c of his deadbeat caliber

couldn't care less of him but it makes me feel low-born, ukno

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>>725777927
if only itwer so simple

>>725778006
that's actually kind of funny, until someone gets eaten by a bear.

>>725778006
tfw rangers invest in drones cus of u ppl

>>725778091
Anons story is eerily close to a lot of theories about Hitlers last years, even down to his stomach problems that could have caused cancer in the end.
Who knows.

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I've hidden sex toys in my dickhead housemates car and bedroom, his girlfriend broke up with him when she found multiple buttplugs, anal beads and vibrators, funny thing is I'm not even gay I just buy them to fuck with him and so far it's worked

>>725778088
well it would, wouldn't it? pretty trashy thing to do for a living. but im the daughter of a Bandidos kingpin so who am I to judge others for their familys life choices?
>tfw if i drop his name in certain towns on accident, i get treated like a princess for a day or two
there are worse problems to have in life.

>>725778439
and I bet anon knows all of that too.

I lost my virginity to a 27 year old mother of 3 while living in a woman's domestic abuse shelter when I was 16

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>>725771730
I'm actually
planning (and succeeding) on making a secret society

>>725777336
>>725777614
I would literally throw both of you off golden gate if ever givn The chance

>>725778279

No bears in Britain

>>725778283

I've been almost caught by them several times.
But I could probably just run off and they'd never catch me since it's so vast and so many people come here every year I doubt they'd remember my face.

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>>725778627

I waited a dude downstairs his house, smashed a bottle in his face and proceeded to beat the shit out of him until senseless. Never got caught

My mom has been seeing a guy for a couple years, and I'm her transgender daughter and he fucks me on the reg. No shame! I'm just keeping it secret because it's fun. She's going to be so mad when she finds out. That's what she gets. Bitch.

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>>725779071
no one is this fucking SJW autistic.

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>>725778485
>multiple buttplugs, anal beads and vibrators, funny thing is I'm not even gay

"still not gay"

pic related

>>725778485
to "fuck with him"... Yeah, sure you aren't gay...

>be me
>16
>really depressed
>send really cringey text to girl i like
>realize how bad it is
>decide to kill myself
>down a shitload of stolen vodka
>go out in middle of nowhere
>brought my revolver and 1 bullet
>look over to sheep pen
>decide "fuck it"
>"I might never have sex with a human, but i'm not dying a virgin"
>go over, grab small one, all pretty docile
>stick it in, feels good man
>repeat until completion, 7 times in total each with a different sheep
>even reamed a ram in the poop chute
>sit down, open 44 and place bullet inside
>put to back of head, pull trigger
>click
>no bang
>MFW i grabbed a snap cap (unloaded cartridge used for dry firing the gun)
>crawl home, can't get in to find another gun
>pass out outside, shit and piss self
>realize what I did the next day
>to this day have wet dreams about sheep & other farm animals.

>>725777336
I was about to judge nobody who is open about his secrets here ( i think that is very brave if they are true ) but the shit log poster go kill your self. Kek

>>725778524
quite.
I hope you find satisfaction in life, making something of yourself and distancing yourself from that as much as possible, if can/choose to.

>>725778485
Probably did him a favor, to be honest. Shes obviously homophobic, and too vapid to realize the concept of "pranks" between two male friends. She's not bringing much to the table, is she? Her tits must've been spectacular.

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>>725779288

When I was like 7 or 8 I tried to kill a hen with a bow. Landed two direct hits on it and then dumped it in the garbage. I don't know what happened to it later. Is it dark enough? It sure still feels dark to me. Kek help me

>>725779386
You too, friend. And I mean I'm trying but honestly, I use the words "on accident" on purpose. If I fuck up and mention that to the wrong people, I could get in some serious shit. He left that life and had all of us because he'd made too many enemies and all of his friends were dying. Its like living with a loaded gun sometimes. I wish you the best, and I really hope you work things out with your father. Family is one of the rarest gifts we get in life, one definitely worth fighting for.

>>725778485
Nobody thought you were gay until you said you aren't gay

>>725779219
>>725779226
Well his girlfriend left him because she carried on finding sex toys that wernt hers, his dad found a vibrator in his car when he picked him up one day and has disowned him, his mum thinks he's gay, my girlfriend came up with the plan at first after he took our pizzahut for his fat self wouldn't be surprised if he has used them

>>725779806
Oh so you're bragging about ruining a mans life for laffs ITT. Like a cunt.

I fantasize about killing people sometimes. Like breaking into their house quietly and strangling them.

>>725779806
Fake news

>>725779806
I'mma make you a favor... Next time just say/pretend you made one of "your friend" did it (buy gay stuff, handle gay stuff). Act and speak as you never ever been close to such foreign objects.
>this way
>he gay
>you're less gay

>>725772138
>jack off with other people on Webcam
>"omg I thought I was the only one who did this "

>>725780238
not everyone, only impotent adolescent males do.

Jerked off with my brother. (3 years youger than me) Nothing sexual towards each other. We had bunk beds and he was top bunk. Bed started shaking and i heard him moaning a bit. Got hard. Started doing it too. Purposely made it audible so he knew i was doing it too. Got up and looked at him. Asked if he was awake. At this point he had stopped but responded with "yes". I asked him if he was jackijg off. He played dumb and i had to explain. Said he still didnt understand. Sat at my desk and started jerking while he watched. (No lights were on but there was barely enough light fron the window to see) asked him if he wanted to do it together. He said yes. Told me it hurt to rub it. Gave him some lotion. Both fapping and moaning in our own beds. Got up and sat in a chair a few times so he could watch me and i could watch him. Told him about porn (again he was still playing dumb) showed him one of my favorite vids. We kept going. I kept asking if he came. Finally he said he tought he was done (still playing dumb) Told him wen i was gonna cum. Was really loud about it. Regret came afterwards. This happend 4 times when he was 15 and i was 18 right before i moved out. We never spoke of it or acknowledged it unless we were actualy doing it.

Im not entirety sure if its normal for brothers to do this but ive heard some actualy do it openly and frequently.

Know...im wired as fuck

>>725780931
pic related. guarantee you, your own mother has thought about suffocating you at least once in your lifetime.

I'm sure you get 10,000,000 of these posts but... pedophile, right here. Find little girls hot. Wanna smash. Guilt trips. Suicide attempts. Blah blah whatever. You've heard it all before who gives a shit.

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>>725781045
forgot pic.

I guess that I watch tranny porn

>>725778627
So do you guys worship the Baphomet too?

>>725779288
oh man this is as sad as it can be
but like 7 sheep man rofl

>>725778627
aw man i wanna join

i like incest porn sometimes, but im pretty sure my partner knows. but he also knows that i know that he likes traps and i guess he feels like hes not in a place to judge. it just kind of goes unmentioned, both of us knowing that we know yet being unable to let each other we know for fear of them knowing that we know and disapprove.

I hear voices and am delusional

>>725781815
join the club edgelord.

>>725781720
Wear a strap on and just be like "FUCKING SUCK IT." See what do.

>>725781815
welcome to the club

>be me
>nine or eight
>go to friends house
>he tells me he wants to play a game his brother taught him
>I say okay
>cut to bedroom
>he takes off both our clothes
>he tells me to put his weiner in my mouth
>I do it
>he then turns around and spreads his ass so I smell it and run away
>then it's my turn
>repeat.
I've kept this hidden so long. His Brother walked in once, smiled, and left. I've never told anyone. Feels bad.

>>725782049
thats the odd thing. i know he likes traps, but hes very staunchly against "gay shit". i've thought about doing that prostrate trick before in bed. i know he'd like it if he just tried it but hes scared of seeming gay I guess.

derail: does liking traps make you gay? i don't think so but i guess others do?

>>725782379
I moved away soon after. Years later saw him at a middle school dance, he said "Anon?" In a questioning voice, like he almost remember me. I said "no, my names Jordan dude idk who that is" and fake laughed then went away. I had repressed it till I saw him.

i go to 4chan sometimes

>>725782523
No. Really. Try it. If he watches it, he likes it. Probably is interested.

And I dunno. I'm straight and not really into traps. I dig vagina.

one summer I was on a school trip to Greece.7th grade. ended up befriending a guy I fought in school.got drunk,smoked cigarettes and gave head to a hooker. later that night we were hanging in the hotel room and some hot tv porn came on.we both started masturbating and came.but didn't do anything else cause we weren't fucking faggots

>>725782791
if someone watches traps doesn't mean they want to gt fucked in the ass dumbass

i frequently put a latex glove inbetween 2 sponges, then stick them in a cup and seal it with the edges of the glove and lube and fuck it.

so good tho

>>725782924
That comes with the time. You don't have to deny it. If the trap is hot enough at some point you will say " fuck it i would suck her off "

>>725783108
*it

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>>725783062
genius.

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>>725771730
I just jacked off to, ugh, MLP Futanari Porn by BlackjrXIII, I am not proud, but they are the best 3D animated Vids.

>>725783299
Couldn't have used a bettee picture. I needto ytry this

>>725783200
Sry. It.

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>>725779288
>anon wants to be an hero

>>725775780
The ultimate faggot

>>725783108
are you the girlfriend saying this? Telling your man to get fucked in the ass? No wonder he has issues

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>>725783341
>MLP Futanari Porn
I wish I didn't google it but I did

>>725783341
welcometotheherd.jpg
I still remember my 1st timer
It was Tiaraswhy´s Cadence game
Best fap I had in my years
ps. i fap to loli back then so it was a good mix to see them together

>>725779602
Oddly reminds me of trevor from gta v

>>725782924
But what if he does and he blows the biggest load of his life to his girlfriend fucking him. I'm just trying to help the poor girl out.

I used to stay in my aunt's house as a child, in the night I'd take my clothes off with my male cousin and masturbate each other, did it so many times but not anymore and we never talk about it

>>725783716
Welcometothericefieldsmuthafuqa.frnku

>>725783664
No i'm a random fag. If he jerks to traps he has obviously fantasys about them.

>>725781044
wait a sec, you had this kind of autism when you were 18? What the fuck is wrong with you

19 femanon, upset that I no longer have the appeal of being a young, cute teen.

Too old to be a loli too young to be a milf, so I feel like I'm in that weird age range of guys only being into younger girls that are like 16-17 or mature, older women. I know it's not like some deep, dark secret but I feel guilty about it.

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>>725784331
Nice b8 m8.

>>725784331
Walk around nude and ppl will pay more attention again

>>725781044
Yeah one time i saw my 2 brother jerk ofd at the same time to some shitty porno when i was 7 and the weird thing there were 3 years apart

Got in a fight when I was about 8 or 9 with a kid in the year below we were mentioned to be in class at the time so no teachers about.fight ended up on the ground and I dug my thumbs in to his eyes and partially blinded him and he passed out from the pain. He never told anyone about the fight

i've fucked my mom in a dream
i was like this is so good, until i realised i was fucking my mom.
woke up in sweat, wondering why i was alive

4 days ago, was dreaming and going to fuck a girl, then out of nowhere there is my mom naked extremely happy and all
woke up instantly
I have these dreams every few months

a few years ago i fapped to real incest porn, had the rush of my life but it haunts me
among other things

>>725783740
i mean my family is white trash. its not surprising.

>>725784331
>19 femanon
boring child

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>>725780172
Found the 10 yr old edgelord

>>725779288
amazing.

>>725784331
im a dude but i remember feeling that way too when i was 19 a couple years ago. You feel useless.

What i wouldn't give to be 19 now though

>>725780873
Melokek

>>725778006
First part was hilarious

Second is just a dick thing to do

>everynight after work I vape weed alone in my room.
>kind of want to break up with my girlfriend but also don't want to be alone/afraid of regretting it
>jerk off to bestiality/bbw/furries/shemales and other weird shit pretty frequently
>biggest fear is turning into my dad who I think is the dumbest person in the world
>I constantly see similarities of him in me, makes me want to kill myself
>I'm overly nice to people to the point where it seems like I have autism
>spend so much time alone depsite having a gf and completely isolated myself from my friends that I think I'm slowly starting to go insane but too unmotivated to break away from bad habbits

I'm pretty much perfect for this website.

>>725785015
I'm 20 in a few months and I guess that's why I'm so bummed about it. I saw a thing awhile back where most men agree than women peak at 16 so I'm like damn, 4 years downhill so far cx

Fucked my sister when I was 7-9 she was 16 at the time , she left when I was 11 she called me in December to stay for Christmas Holliday with her and her family , fucked her again.

>>725777477
God Dammit those digits

Haaaa what a legend

>>725785225

Making shit up in a secret thread makes you a huge dong-gobbling ball goblin.

Cock-guzzing jizz gremlin.

>>725785186
>>I'm overly nice to people to the point where it seems like I have autism

stop trying so hard

>>725778627
The pope tried to sell me an Infinity

He's a basket leaking cum all over

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>>725777778
NO GOD PLEASE NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>777778
>LITERALLY SHAKING RN

>>725785222
peaking at 16? wtf?
Most girls <25-30 are boring, in bed and elsewhere

>>725785602
lol get cucked fag eater

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>>725779288

>>725785225
do you have a normal life?
>inb4 what is normal

Not if they're canadian, those hoes already practicing at 13

>>725785664
In terms of physical attractiveness I mean.

>>725778865
Remarkable.
I hope I get to wait a dude then smash his memeolios with my autism squirter.

>>725782891
wait, gave head to a hooker? Like you ate out a female hooker?

Pfft sure you can take all the saggy grandmas if thats what you're into

>>725771730
Really turned on by underaged girl, preferably 8 to 14, but we all are aren't we? :)

>>725786110
mhmm...

>>725785542

it just screams like I have no self esteem.

>>725778580
Greentext story plz

>live with thicc pawg girl
>sniff her dirty thongs every now and then
>smells good man
>best faps of my entire life

obviously i feel pretty weird about it. though i'm moving soon and won't ever see her again.

Committed insurance fraud twice.

>>725786110
No, definitly not.

>>725786424
so you enjoy the smell off sweaty stinky assjuice shit stain and stank booty overall?

>>725786110

I am. Listen. Let me tell you a thing. A story. It probably didn't happen. After all everything on 4chan is made up and so is 4chan.

But listen.

At one point in my life I was not fully a man, nor was I a child. I was in fact in my teens.

And during this time, I met a girl who was not yet a teen, but a child. Nine, and scrawny, but with a tight-looking ass. I loved that ass. Every time I could sneak a look, a look I snook.

One day, this dreamy, creamy girl of my desires was up to her usual childish activities, when I couldn't help but notice a whale tale sticking out from over the back of her denim shorts.

Surely enough, I just had to ask, and surely enough, it just had to be a thong. I was in disbelief. She had me follow her to her room. Not suspicious, because we were around one another often. She was, after all, the youngest sister of my very best friend. In we went, and the door did close.

She unbuttoned her shorts and let them fall straight to the floor, and lo, it was true. She was wearing a thong. Red, and very adult-like. She turned side to side, to show me that it was indeed a thong.

My erection was immediate and powerful, like a car going 80mph through a bike rally.

But nothing happened. ... Or did it?

>>725786374
now 28yo mother of 4

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>>725782379
OH

>>725786349
This is how you look at it:

If you see the next guy putting less effort in to get the same thing you're trying to get, match his. If there's no one to compare to, imagine how a guy you know who's puts little effort into anything would get what you want.

There's no reason for you to be trying so hard for something out of nowhere, and when the next person isn't.

As soon as you perfect this skill you can become more who you want to be

>>725786663
don't lie PEDO

>>725786827
IS IT YOUR CHILD?!

I made a false rape accusation when I was 15 and ruined the guy's life. He didn't go to jail but his reputation is shit and he lost his job.

I have BPD and a sex addiction and I went to the mental hospital after a manic episode where I ran away and had a LOT of sex with random guys at a truck stop. That was five years ago, I'm twenty now (duh). I've never been raped or molested or anything, the only thing I have to explain my BPD is my dad's own mental issues (I'm guessing it was hereditary?)

Anyways, while I was in the mental hospital I was embarrassed about my family finding out about my actions and having to face the consequences and I felt like my family didn't understand why I was doing the things I was doing, so I lied and said my childhood best friend's dad raped me at a sleepover so it would seem like I was hypersexual because I had been traumatized. I didn't feel like my mental illness was a valid reason for the constant bullshit I was putting my family through.

I actually feel bad about it, but not for the guy, I don't have a connection to him so I don't feel bad for him (I never feel bad for people I don't love and know very well). I just feel bad about lying to my friends and family. Sometimes I get so guilty that I want to confess but then I'm like, hell no, if they'd have forgiven me then, they'd never fucking forgive me now.

Big dark secret to live with, yay...

>>725786981
dunno, she was kind of sleeping around att

>>725786758
here we go aging
if you ganna tell the story then tell it faggot
you aint in a place where you are giving an audience suspense
faggot lord
also, i have experience too in loli happening m8

>>725771730
My biggest secret is being in love with my bestfriend, he's the most beautiful and coolest person that I'v ever met, I'm the one that has a hot girlfriend, I'm bi he's fully straight though, It just kills me seeing how much of a pussy he is when it comes to getting girls, only if he knew how sexy and cool he is in his own way, he's such a man dime.

>>725779288
welshman detected

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>>725786927
Why should I, perv?

>>725786719

yes, depending. but not overly gross. honestly even as a guy that's into panties i'm generally turned off by a lot of stains. i just like the dank musky odors. but yes the ass part is usually my favorite. i know it's perverted but that makes it even hotter to me.

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>>725786520
Edgy

>>725776351
>>725775180
By that he means child pornography

>>725787111
nice trips bro, and stop being a faggot I'm sure he loves you alot too in a manly way, I'v been in this situation before and it broke my heart when I found out my buddy was gay, i felt betrayed honestly like he just wanted to fuck me or something.

This is probably more common than I realize, but me and my cousin used to fool around (mostly just making out but sometimes oral sex) a lot at like 8 years old, it started when we began watching porn together. It's super awkward now that we're both grown up, we barely talk and when we see each other at family gatherings, it's always really fucking awkward.

>>725786758

Aye, did something ever happen in that room.

I asked her why she would wear something like that, and she said: "Because boys like it."

So I pressed on. Why do you care what boys like?

"I want boys to like me."

I told her, as she stood there exposed, that I liked her. I told her I'd liked her for a long time.

She lit up like a hobo with enough money for a 40oz. That is to say, pure delight. So I pressed on.

I told her the thong made her look sexy. I told her she was more sexy than most of the high-school girls I knew. She was soaking it in like a sponge, lapping it up like a thirsty cat before a bowl of nice, warm milk.

And then I asked her if she liked me. She resisted. I pressed. She resisted more. I pressed harder. And finally, she caved.

She'd had a crush on me for years.

So I tried to fuck her, and couldn't even get the head in because it was hurting her too much, so I got her to blow me and she was awful at it so I got her to compromise and fucked her butt.

And I came inside. And we dated in secret for a while. And then her family moved and my dick was sad and so was I.

The end.

>>725781720
Show us your tits with time stamp u whore

I was still dating my ex when I started seeing my current girlfriend. Neither of them know.

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>>725779288

wot

>>725787374
Muhrican family values

>one day my cousin, my sister, and me were playing in my room
>me,10
>my cousin,9 and my sister,7
>we were wrestling in my closet
>my sister and cousin were naked and i had on clothes
>i convinced them to get naked and wrestle for me
>i would join in and watch when i felt like it
>we treated it like it was a porn sence and i was the director
>we did this for about 10 minutes then i sugggested that they lick each others vagina
>my sister didnt want to but my cousin did
>so my cousin told my sister to lay down and she would lick her
>i acted like i was filming it and was telling them where to lay and what to do
>my sister stopped my cousin and left the room
>she was going outside
>me and my cousin stayed in the closet
>i asked "what i would have to do to have sex with her"
>she said "give me 500$"
>i convinced her to let me dry hump her for 20$
>she got on her hands and knees and let me rub my dick on her
>we hump for about 5 minutes until her brother came in
>i was just about to actually start fucking her but he ruined it
>he started yelling through the door at us
>i held it closed until my cousin got dressed
>he finally got in and told us to never been alone again
>the last time we were alone she sat on my feet
>in a way where her pussy was just over my toes
>she didnt notice at first
>but i started rub her pussy with my toes and she decide to move in a position for me to get better access
>right when she moved my brother jumped over the couch and scared her
>she quickly acted like she was sliding over for him
>we have not been alone since that
>we only see each like once a year now and idk if she is still into incest
>i feel she is because she would do a lot of stuff with me and also with my sister

im going to have her come up to my house this summer and try and fuck her

>>725787374
It's not sexual, don't get me wrong I'd drop down on my knees and gag on his cock and lick his asshole in any second if he wanted me too, but I like legit love him, in a love making and friend way too that's why I'd never let him know he's kind of homophobic he'd probably stop being friends with me and I wouldn't want him to feel betrayed neither, it just kills me knowing a babe like him has such a low self esteem.

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>>725787105

Look at me, you filth.

I didn't pre-type this shit. I didn't know I'd be recounting this story until I came here. You need to calm your embarrassingly large tits.

>>725786110
No we're not

>>725787016

kill yourself, literal scum of the earth

>>725784790
>boring child
Not boring when on my penis.

>>725787016
If this is legit, you deserve everything that's coming to you

>>725771730
i wear lolita clothes when im alone not for fapping tho

>>725787768

I probably do, but I doubt anything's coming to me. Nobody really talks about it anymore, and nobody in my real life knows it's a lie.

>>725783341
>MLP Futanari Porn
Thanks for that. Definitely not ever searching unknown porn on 4chan ever again.. Lesson learned.

>>725787534
if dubs then double with your sis
if singles you are not getting that ass
if odds, you will do your sister
if devils, you will fuck your male cousin.

>>725778073
Go back to ebaumsworld ya goofy duck!

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>>725787936
>dox

>>725771730
For the past few months my aunt moved over at our house, our uncle is gone out of country to work and this woman is just so sexy with a bubbly butt big tits and the sexiest feet ever possible, eversince I'v been masturbating in her socks when alone sniffing her dirty panties and just cumming all over the place, when she's asleep she usually sleeps with the door open she often takes naps whenever she falls asleep with her feet uncovered I sneak my head in and masturbate to her feet furiously probably the fattest and best nutts that I nutted in my life I'm falling in love with this woman nothing ever turned me on more htan her not even real sex.

>>725787690
but let me tie you up and use you all weekend first.

>>725777777

>>725787016
Kill yourself. You're a degenerate to society and not worth living anymore. You ruined an innocent person's life. You didn't just kill him, that would've been better. You destroyed him professionally, financially, and socially. His closest friends now look at him in disgust.

Tell the truth then kill yourself for starting this bullshit.

>>725788098
sounds hot dude I wish I had the chance to actually masturbate close to my aunt too or at least to her clothes

>>725788098
uncle's wife or is she the one blood related?

>>725788011
well, meme magic is real
you will get your way with them
nice
also
if dubs, you'll get them preg( or one of them)
if odd, your cousin will found yall
if even, it will be your mom or your cuz
if devils, then your mom or her mom will dip in

>>725777777

>>725788103
Seriously, you aren't even worth raping, let alone sticking a dick in for any reason.
I would fucking kill you with an axe

when i was little i found a nest of baby birds (still pink & bald) in my front yard and i stole them because i wanted to take care of them until they were grown up so they would become my pets, but they all died and i ended up flushing them down the toilet so my parents wouldn't find them.

>>725788260
my uncles wife I honestly feel bad even looking him in the eyes lately, she's so kind to me I sometimes have the vibe that she would be ok to fuck me, she calls me handsome sometimes whenever she walks by I instantly get turned on even after I masturbate, I feel like she's doing spells on me man

>>725788119
But post tits with timestamp first, for redemption.

>>725788309
you are confused, I am not her

>>725788098
mmmmmm aunties feet, nothing better.

>>725788320

Hahaha, isn't it strange how these little life moments can impact us, young man?

I once killed a fellow for a very similar reason.

>>725787959

Futa is pretty entry level around here. And everyone is secretly into marecock.

>>725788365
She fucking knows what she's doing. How old is she?

>>725788011
ive already fucked my sister many times and im talking about fucking my cousin this summer. she is a nerdy, fat assed, white girl. who just happens to have a crush on light skinned black guys. im not saying she likes me, but im the only guy she has ever had a crush on since her new bf. me and her used to dry hump each other for hours when she would come up and visit.(we were around 7-11 at the time)

>>725788119
I most likely won't. I like my life these days. Still, I don't care what happened to him. :-/

>>725787016
why do girls always do this random crazy shit?

It's like nothing can be done in moderation. You can have a high sex drive and still function, i.e. go to school/work and come home and find a decent guy to have sex with.

But no, they have to justify it by putting on an entire production, running away to the filthiest situation they can find: being a underage teen having sex at a truck stop.

You can be a teen interested in sex. But no, you had to be "raped" and FULLY ruin someone's life, not even just partially, to finally be at peace of mind.

Girls either need to be at 10 or 0. Can never handle multiple variables. I swear, there are no creatures on earth that feel more shame for simply existing than women. And what do people do when they're in a constant state of shame and fear? They leech. They pull at everyone else around them to drown them

>>725788609
>I once killed a fellow for a very similar reason.
You wanted him to become your pet? I am confused.

The only reason I don't kill myself is because I'm sure I would fuck it up somehow and survive as an even bigger burden on those who bother to stay around me.

>>725788763
sister's story

>be me 12, horny, preteen fuck
>cute sister 9,little chubby,nice ass, always played weird games with her and cousin
>there was always a weirdness between us
>she had on a pair of little kids(9-12)booty shorts on
>they outlined her ass pertty nicely
>she had a really big ass for her age
>she walks into my room with her ds playing mario on it
>she sat on my floor hiding behind my bed
>i ask "what are you doing"
>she replies "playing mario on my ds"
>she sucks at the game and asked me for help a couple times
>then i go back and sit on my bed thinking about what i should do
>so i had an idea of a game i could bring back and use to fuck her
>she was will to try most of the games(me touching and groping her and watching her get naked)i asked her to do with no resist

>>725788819
this is why I only put my dick in guys anymore.

>>725771730
When I was 15 I killed kitten, I always used to drag her around pull her tail slap her squeeze her and punish her in every way, she'd always run from me and that just made me hit her and punish her even worst, one day I choked her till she pissed herself the feeling of her body shaking and shivering as I almost choked her guts out was the best rush I felt till this day, unfortunatly she passed out so I threw her in this canal near us, my family still thinks she escaped when our window was left open kek

>>725788926
cont.

>i slide next to her threw a blanket over us and pulled down her shorts
>she pulled up her shorts and tried to stop me
>she said "she didnt want to get caught having sex"
>i told her "nothing was going to happen"
>"lets play that game we used to always play"
>seconds later my mom walking into my room
>she tells use "get out from under the blanket and not to share anymore"
>i take the blanket off of us but still laying with her ass resting on my dick
>my mom doesnt really notice how we were laying and turns around
>she walks back up stairs(not to return)
>i throw the blanket back over my sister
>getting ready to continue my plan
>she says "that we will get caught"
>i whisper in her ear "no, not if we are quiet"
>i knew she wouldnt say no because at this point i was starting it play with her ass
>she thought for a second, but to decided to go along with it
>so she pulls down her shorts
>i start out slowly
>rubbing her ass and sticking a finger in to see how tight it was
>she was a virgin and i was the only person shes ever done sexual stuff to
>she never had any pain when i was playing with her ass
>so i put lotion on my dick and slide it into her ass
>she lets out a soft moan
>it was one of the best feelings in my life
>it was the start to a fun year and a half
>the first time i ever nutted was in my lil sisters tight ass
>at the time i didnt known it was an orgasm because i never felt something like that before
>she seemed to enoy it to because would ask me to play the game with her all the time
>we would say playing the game so my mom wouldnt ask questions
>she would just think it was us playing on her ds because i"loved" that thing
>i would know she wanted to have sex by her playing her ds with mario in
>she only had her ds out when me and her where together
>i never had to ask to have sex with her either
>she was always willing to do what i wanted, when i wanted

>>725788769
Your shit and the only reason anyone pretends to like you is so they can have a look at your deformed, std, whore vagina.

Then again I know your type. No one believed you when you said he raped you because all you do is lie.

>>725788836

No, I didn't want my parents to find out I was keeping him in their shed.

He had only to pay me and he could have lived. I regret killing him, but once he started getting clever and finding ways to escape his binds I couldn't risk his being alive. It was like putting down an old dog that you'd had to torture for not paying you. I considered him my dearest friend, because I knew him more intimately than I knew most other people.

Back from a previous thread cause why not.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

>>725788609
yeah it really did impact me. i dont hurt animals anymore and i dont hurt people but its like a really dark memory and makes me feel like shit. i used to think i was a sociopath for doing it but i didn't really intend to kill them i was just being a stupid, selfish, immature child who thought they could interfere with the process of nature

>>725789148
Where do you check for them to be uploaded?

>>725771730
My wife had a sick cat that was a huge pain in my ass. I strangled him to death and left him for her to find and when she did I went "that last seizure must have killed him".

He is buried in the back yard, now.

>>725788682
She's 37 bro my uncle is 10 years older than her and he's washed up, my mother always tells me how much I looked like my uncle in his younger days so she's probably looking for that rush too again, I get that vibe so many times one time I forgot to put her socks back man eversince then she almost leaves a pair of them sometimes used she also leaves panties and her bra around oh how many times I came in her room around her things and to recordings I have of her you'd never know bro

>>725788982
You're a piece of shit and that honestly triggered me I'd love to do all that to you you little pussy, did you harm your cat cause you'd get bullied alot and picked on in real life faggot?

>>725779288
Fake

>>725777336
>>725777614
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

>>725789127
So you didn't get your money and killed your best friend.
Go marry this cunt >>725787016

>>725789381
it's just an animal you pussy.

>>725777336
>3
>>725777614
holy shit dude you're a legend, you're honestly my hero man

>>725771730
>Dumped a decapitated body in a dumpster.
>Was kind of drunk at the time
>No idea what I did with the head
>Probably buried this one
>23 years later & still haven't heard anything about a missing girl or finding the body
I think I know where the head is, but not going to look for it where it could be.

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>>725771730
>be me
>gay
>was 11-12
>around 10pm
>sister room and my room next to each other
>sister bed is better
>convinces sister to slep in her room
>slep in sister room
>sister is 19-20
>parents out for thing
>sister on couch doing thing
>wake
>feel under pillow
>mega pink elec dildo
>seemlingly unused
>curious if should use
>y not
>use
>puts in mouth and viberates
>#felsgudman
>super loud
>hears footsteps in hall
>what do
>shoves under pillow
>opens door and sister tells me she wants to slep in room again
>leave with totally noticable boner
>goes into my bed
>tries to slep
>hears through wall vibrator
>notices vibrator was still wet in mouth
>notices vibrator in sister
>masterbates
>#noregrets

>>725789381
>>725789381

Full blown sociopath. I think I'm the only real person in the world and everything and everyone else is a figment or thought of mine

>>725782718
We all share that shame
>#lurking

>>725789257
Good job, Steve Austin

My darkest secret is somebody else's too, my landlord's wife is using my dick on a regular basis and she's getting ready to take him to the cleaners with the help of recordings I made of her getting abused by him. Pretty mundane as dark secrets go but that 70 year old lady is a hell of a fuck

>>725781720
I think like traps definitely makes u gay only because I like them and I'm gay , I should just slip a finger in ur mans asshole without warning him and upload a video of it for us

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>>725771730
I give ride shares, and leave a cup of gun for passengers. I jack off into said cup of gum all of time and love watching people eat it, especially when its some hot bitch.

>>725789721
It's called autism, lots of nerds that get bullied on here have it, you're not special bro, you're just a retard.

>>725789721
Fellow sociopath here, I have the same sensation. Seems along with our usual disregard for human life and lack of easily accessed empathy is a general feeling of derealization/disassociation to people and things around us. Weird how that works.

>>725777336
>I am the guy who posts the andy sixx shit log threads
I hope you die from pink eye.

>>725789736
I don't get that reference.

>>725789721
No dude we're more like npcs

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>>725789509
Still not ok dude :(

>>725789882 < - this
>>725789926 < - another 1 with autism

>>725771730
My ex is telling people that I raped her. The first time we fucked was when we were broken up for a month and we were fucked up drunk.

>>725789253
The usual places, imagefap, mless, xhamster, a few imageboards, and about a half a dozen other sites. I also do reverse image searches and stuff.

>>725789993
google is 1 click away

>>725778006
Nice one, Yogi.

>>725789790
Damn, at 70? Changed my perception. Will be on the lookout.

>>725789721
a real person? negative, I am a meat popsicle.

>>725788982

I'd love to actually kill you. Share your address? I deserve to feel the rush that you felt.

>>725785837
So fucking true

>>725790341
I put the jelly in jellystone

>>725790452
relax cunt she deserved it' she'd always scratch me while crying all pathetic as I'd squeeze her feel her little worthless heart pump, you should see the faces they make it wil break your heart the rush almost broke mine too, I didn't wanna squeeze too hard I would have busted it's intestins and I didn't want cat shit all over me.

>>725790452 - its only fair

>>725790305
We can help you with that, if you like. Just post a few samples.

>>725790677
russian fag here i'v kicked lots of cats heads off and stomped lots of them out too don't worry about it not a big deal i killed dogs wit bat too

>>725790769
how do you kill dogs with bats without being caught? wtf lol

>>725790677

I'm perfectly relaxed. Killing you would just be an enjoyable experience for me. I thought you'd understand, given your posts.

>>725790769
You, as well. I can afford plane tickets. Share your address?

>>725790769
Russians are savages

>>725789262
Man if i was you i would be sniffing those panties and cumming in them every day

>>725790868
Russia

>>725790868
homeless dogs russia is full of them feel like going outside crackings ones head with a bat right now thinking about it hard to find cats i prefer killing cats with my own hand too than beating dog with bat

>>725789721
I've had these thoughts before, are they sociopathic?

>>725787016
Best prank ever. Fuck these guys for overreacting. Don't feelbad

>>725791020
plain autism, nothing more

>>725790745
I'll get right on that

>>725788982
i hope you die

simple question, do you have nightmares?

>>725789721
I think that you're a little social anxious cunt and that this russian piece of shit>>725790987
is a sociopath, usually sociopaths don't brag about it they don't even know it, they just do stupid shit.

>>725790769
no have shovel?

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>In HS
>rich private school, all white, no locks on lockers
>during sports seasons, girls would leave their bags out in the hall in front of/in their locker
>when i had a free period, I'd go and take a bag and take it into the boys locker room
>go through it, take the underwear, and put the bag back
>never got caught

I liked Windows 8

>>725790769
stop it victor, not cool.

>>725786110
Got any good co?

>>725791020
Not inherently. Lots of people with different mental illnesses (depression, anxiety, borderline, autism) can experience it, even a person with no mental illness can experience it under a lot of stress or when deprived of sleep.

>>725791107
is that what's rapping at my door?

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>>725791261

>>725788769
Well here's some news for you, only a complete degenerate will consider marrying a lying nymphomaniac/hedonist. Not only would you cheat on your husband, but also lie about getting beaten. People like you are the reason groups like ISIS is around.

>>725791107
Good to know, glad to be one of you

>>725791186
>>take the underwear
>>free period

>>725791099
That's what I thought too. My dad beat the guy's ass when he saw him at a football game one time. I wasn't there to see it, but I bet it would have been gold.

>>725791322
I hate to be this type of fag but I've had severe anxiety and I've been on antidepressants. So thank god im just a faggot

>>725771730
My friend died on me and i fucked her dead body

>>725791741
Lol

>>725791383
I might do that, but I'm fairly sure I can get a guy to marry me. After all, the only thing mental hospitals and delinquent centers do is teach kids how to be sneakier. If it weren't for the facilities I went to I wouldn't know how to lie.

And there are plenty of cucks more desperate for women than I am for men. I wouldn't mind marrying a desperate guy, but I bet I can nail an even better one. And, in my opinion, I can be a good wife if I can learn how to.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city

>>725788999
Q1. Why would your mom ask you to get out from the blanket? Did she know you guys were touching each other?

Q2. You fucked your sister in the ass and didn't have constant accidents?

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>be me
>cheat and win an important election of a pretty influential office of a powerful nation.
>do 9/11
>fuck up and make it pretty obvious
>started some wars to distract from major fuck up
>people start waving flags and supporting me and shit
>wat
>fuck up the wars and the people start turning on me again
>finish my term and jet out quietly
>sweat bullets hoping I don't get hanged
>nigger takes over and takes a lot of the blame, even pardons me and my crew
>take him under my wing and show him how to get away with most of the same shit
>heactuallydidittheabsolutemadman.webm
>profit
>some TV guy takes over, I don't watch TV so I don't know much about him, Hillary tells me he's bad for us though
>people actually miss me
>I go on TV and get to make jokes about it and shit and people don't suspect a god damn thing
>holy fuck this is 2ez

Mfw no one even brings it up anymore

>>725772980
He is obviously bisexual.

/thread

>>725791577
then it's totally normal for u to have derealization especially with anxiety and stuff. oh and antidepressants will make it worse, but it's just something you deal with don't think you should stop taking you meds lol. derealization is strange & sometimes scary but it's really no worse than a panic attack. i have anxiety & depression too

>>725792007
I only read the part where you said you used to masturbate on birds, bro what in the hell would turn you around about the birds? you're one pathetic little fuck tbh bro.

>>725791383
you realize it's a guy roleplaying....

>>725790769
sounds like good times Vlad

>>725792123
>>725792007
this guy gets it

>>725792007
been a while since i've seen this copypasta. glad it made it to 2017

>>725792007
this is why i cum to /b/

>>725777180
How does one rob a bank, did he go all pay day on the bank?

do you guys want to hear my deepest darkest secret?

>>725792007
wat

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>>725792007

My coach used to molest me. I didn't tell for the fucking dumbest reason which was that I was afraid people would think I was gay.

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>>725782891
>gave head to a hooker

>>725771730
I am addicted to making people fall in love with me. I will promise someone the world, be the perfect man for her, everything she ever wants, and as soon as she tells me she has a deep level of affection for me, I lose all interest.

>>725792294
of course

>>725773574
Sounds like a bitch. And you guys are not good friends if you bang ex GF of your friend

odd on designser drugs texted 3 exes and now I'm gonna pass out

life's good

>>725791939
What's interesting is you seem to have no shame in anything, but you felt ashamed in front of your family/friends

>>725791186
Why? What would you do with them?

>>725792195
It doesn't even surprise me, many communist children grow up with that as a game, their parents were too poor to buy them toys so that's how those russian animals played.

>>725792406
when i was depressed, i was addicted to masturbating so i would promise god that id stop masturbating and if i didn't he could send some of my friends to hell. I don't want anyone to go to hell because of me

>>725792405
That's because you're not dating attractive girls

Which secrets are unforgivable /b/?

I shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die

>>725789381
Who gives a fuck if he killed a cat

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>>725792614
killing and torturing helpless animals usually ends up in karma, diseases future surgerys and whoever does it deserves whatever's coming to them.

>>725792405
I do this too but I'm a chick. I'm a slut for short lived emotional connections oop.

>>725777927
Mhkay. Proof or gtfo.

>>725792777
Nah that's just having daddy issues sweetheart.

>>725789601
Where do u think the head is?

>>725788982
psycho. You are probably impotent

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>>725792445
thats the kicker.
>same bag would be left out next day
>i'd go home that night, jack off while sniffing the panties/bra (small school so i knew everyone pretty well, enough so that the scent was a turn on)
>cum in it
>let it dry
>slip it back into the bag the next day
>they'd fucking wear it, not knowing

>>725791167
Not bragging. Admitting it to see what I think.

>>725790920
in a place called Priirtyshskiy. Go ahead, i would be a bit impressed if you actually came here

>>725792988
Dude that guy is not a psycho he was just experimenting his inner feelings, after him some russian dude said he just used to stomp many cats heads off and kill dogs with bats kek.

>>725792777
Yeah, its something I've had issues with since my first relationship.

Your trips are great. We should hook up, fall in love and stop talking with each other so at least we both know that either of us is fine afterwards B]

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>>725787016

we'll hate-rape you femanon. that should give you some closure. you'll have a clean slate.