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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>725755416 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>725755416

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Still here
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>>725764997
miss birthday miss birthday what did you play <3
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>>725764869
I wouldn't exactly call him a friend.
Don't ask for the reasoning, I don't remember.

>>725764997
For now
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Claim
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Disgusting early bake
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Still here

>Misaki claimed

Damned Florida 3 day waiting periods, and they don't even count weekends. I can't pick my new lower up until Wednesday morning REEEE
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Hello beautiful people just to tell you our girl Alice3D is streaming again!

She's playing a quite interesting game today, come and join us for rage, cute pup and legs!
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Claim
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Oh man its hard to give my grandfather directions.
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>>725765049
My guitar, my fingers and wrist hurt now. Playing Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day in its entirety TWICE is not a good idea

>>725765062
Same for you. You're here...FOR NOW
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>>725764746 (sexually confused Tomo)
>But i can't talk to my waifu
Of course you can, you dummy!
She just won't ever answer.
Like god, but cuter.
>both
No no no. You got it all wrong.
Imagine you're in prison and some hunk decides to mate with your boipussy. He's making you his bitch, his women, henceforth remaining straight during intercourse, whilst you on the other hand wouldst be homosexual considering the enormous donger in your rear end, your lustful moans and the juices leaking from your noodle.
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>>725765291
Technology my boy

>>725765299
The hell is that suppose to mean?
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>>725765291
It's hard to explain anything to old people
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And still here of course.
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>>725765062
hmm I see
well it's better than what it used to be I guess
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5i4-25wNp84
Hey Duane
Help me move forward
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>>725765204
twitch tv/celtyplays

Forgot the url, silly me. Feel free to take some good screenshots and to upload them, with enough luck you can make Alice's legs your waifu.
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>>725765204
does Alice leave VODs available, because I'll watch later <3
>>725765299
what kind is it?
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>>725765471
Took you long enough

>>725765523
I rarely speak to him.
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>>725765432
No idea

>>725765573
The guitar? It's an Epiphone Les Paul
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>>725763789
"C-can I swallow no homo? hehe"

>>725763806
Baka it's only gay if your balls touch~

>>725763900
I really do feel as if I'm being watched. By more than one person I may add.
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Claiming best girl.
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>>725765660
My boy

>>725765707
Das it
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>>725765707
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>>725765204
Alice isn't really a burn victim but I wish he was.
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>>725765660
ahhhh that's nice <3
I'm glad you found something fulfilling like playing an instrument, it's a great hobby!
>>725765766
hey miss Saya <3
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>>725765656
that's alright
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>>725765573
She does here are the links

twitch tv/celtyplays/videos/all

youtube com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA (she's yet to get a custom url)

I would recommend you guys the past video, that last video almost had her face showing up by accident.
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>>725765776
"no homo but can you spit my cum back into my mouth and let me toss your salad with it?"

>>725765810
Is she a squid?

>>725765879
What's wrong?
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>>725765903
Hai Anon. You're back already then?
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>>725766039
That's hot but gay

Good news, it seems I can actually pick up the lower tomorrow :)

Old man had paperwork for a Taurus on file
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>>725766039
Nothing at all.
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>>725765971
Tsun has been wanting to talk with ya

>>725766039
You underestimate the power of "no homo"
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>>725765776
Just ignore me lol, I'm being silly

>>725765903
Between that and drums! I love music
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>>725765412
I want her to answer though :(

That sounds pretty gay to me

>>725765707
Anything to do with two guys doing lewd stuff is gay
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>>725766039
Looks like a cute girl to me.
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>>725766235
Are you drunk already?
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>>725766205
today?
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>>725766316
No, just tired
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>>725764234
I don't have to ask why
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>>725766014
thanks love <3
>>725766043
yeah <3 nothing to worry about, I just had some bad stuff go on. but I decided spreading love is important too, so I can't just leave you guys!
>>725766235
good good <3 creating music is one of the best outlets to let creativity out!
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>>725765432
He wouldnt know how to use any of it
>>725765450
Sometimes they listen fine. Grandfather keeps on not putting in his hearing aid and generally being stubborn.
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>>725766426
Bad stuff? You okay? It's important to take care of yourself once in a while too.
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>>725765204
>>725765902
>>725766014
Here guys have a picture of the most comfortable and cute pup in the world sleeping in the most desirable legs

>>725766426
You are welcome sweetheart, oh if you guys crash over be sure to make fun of her accent. spam bayd or something
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>>725766416
Fuck that's cute...
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>>725766178
what's a lower? I swear you kids these days with your lingo

>>725766182
Is that a good thing, or is that a bad thing?

>>725766205
"lets play a game, I swallow your load and you swallow mine no homo~"

>>725766301
I used to let my best friend in middle school suck me and when he was done we used to practice kissing on each other with cum on our lips.
Yes I'm bi.

>>725766309
A qt that eats people. Does she is the bones too?
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>>725765707
That's probably just because CIA, Soros and maybe some russians with a toaster are hacking your webcam again.
Destroy your computer with a pickaxe, burn your house down and wear a tinfoil hat.

>>725765992
Ah, 'video is not available', my favorite song.

>>725766301
But she never will. This is the cruel gods of waifuism testing your faith. Will you stay strong and earn eternal blessing in the afterlife, an eternity spend with your waifu? Or will you succumb to the devils evil ploys, and jewish trickery, like friends, 3d grill and fun?
>that sounds pretty gay to me
And you would be if butt fucked by a hunk, yet he would remain straight as an arrow on it's way to pierce some guy.

>>725766416
More. MORE!
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>>725766382
Na just before when we someone briefly mention you and then get feels over your departure

>>725766385
Take a nap, you got time
>That's a cute yuuki

>>725766523
Rip

>>725766668
Getting all kinds of ideas I see~
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>>725766564
I'm okay, just have to be strong for people I love <3 thank you for caring, miss Saya, it does mean a lot to me
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>>725766416
>Pre nibbles
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>>725766668
Lower receiver for an AR-15. Holds the trigger,
magazine, mag release and safety.

It's technically the 'gun' despite holding very few of the essentials. So to order one you need to be 21 and wait for it.
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>>725766426
Especially when no one is home so you can be as loud as possible

>>725766809
Maybe I will!
>all yuuki's are cute
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>>725766897
To top it all, the color scheme is on point
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>>725766523
Speak loudly and concisely
Or just explain what Hentai is to him, either works
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>>725766809
I've been talking with him recently but I didn't fully understand what you meant there.
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>>725766897
>cute
That's a weird way to spell 'bland af'.
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>>725766668
Welcome back
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>>725766668
Of course she leaves the bones! She's not a dog.

>>725766840
Well, just know your limits.
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>>725766668
I can't imagine how nothing being wrong could ever be perceived as a bad thing, so I guess it's a good thing.
Had a bad gaming night last night, but that's just games.
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>>725767032
Agreed. Seldom is there bad Yuuki fanart

>>725767172
That's a bad opinion tbh
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>>725766790
Gah when I first got this laptop my stalker was listening to every conversation I had.
>camera not included
I ripped out the mic the second I found out.

>>725766809
I'm laughing too much right now

>>725766860
Oh I know nothing about guns
>iliveinNYC
Can you buy guns online without having to go to the store to pick it up?

>>725767181
>snugs the bunny
almost home, im getting carsick

>>725767182
D-does she pick them clean..?

>>725767196
Were you getting your butt whooped~?
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I literally spent $23 on a claw machine to try and win a hat.

What the fuck

カラミチーマス
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>>725767437
Oh no. Hopefull you get home and on your own two feet again soon. Always feels nice to get up after feeling car sick
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>>725766897
you should look into an audio interface and guitar rig! I play through that most of the time, no one ever hears me unless they're right next to me!
>>725767172
wrong <3
>>725767182
I'll try to <3 last night was my limit, but I'm doing better today
besides, I needed to wish Yuuki a happy birth, and I need to be back tomorrow for that drink!
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>>725767558
I sometimes plug headphones into the amp so I can play at night with the amp.
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>>725767131
Huh, was under the impression you left and spoke to nobody since then

>>725767365
Fortune smiles upon you, I had my share of terrible yuno arts

>>725767437
Ara ara~

>>725767531
Just break the glass and grab the hat
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>>725767531
Lmao

>>725767543
Rea's driving. When she was in the military she used to lead a convoy and she still likes to go fast.
>idontknowhowtodrivesoinevergotusedtoit
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>>725767437
I lost 5 of the 8 matches I played, and on a fresh patch. My win rate is in the tank compared to my usual winrate. What really got me to flaming my team mates was the apparent lack of understanding when it comes to what objectives are important and bring us closer to winning, especially when a lead has been achieved. I managed 3 wins before going to sleep, but I didn't feel good at all.
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>>725767531
Did'ya get it?
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>>725767762
Crappy art for a crappy girl :^)
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>>725767762
I wish I was more kinky but I lose motivation too fast!
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>>725767182
Saya, what did you make me watch earlier?
I ended up watching the whole thing...
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>>725767531
are ya winning, son?
>>725767725
that works too! but sometimes smaller amps get funky with headphones and a lot of effects
plus you can record with it and we can hear you play!
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>>725767773
It sounds like I would also be uncomfortable driving with Rea. Fast driving makes me extremely nervous
I'm the kind of person some of the other posters would want to murder if they were behind. I like speed limit speeds
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>>725767812
Gamers are passionate! What was your tank role?
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>>725767842
Stay as you are :<
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>>725767365
Well it's a fact and as such unfitting to be a opinion. So you're right, one could call it a 'bad opinion', just like horses are bad people.

>>725767437
Your stalker is either really advanced are not real. Considering your mental state I'll go with the second option.

>>725767558
It's still better than claiming an abstract concept.

>>725767531
Was it a MAGA hat?
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>>725767182
>Alice-anon
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>>725767831
BOI
O
I

>>725767842
I feel sorry for your future partners
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>>725767762
That's not exactly what happened, and I've been gradually getting back to people for a little while now
Unfortunately I just earned myself a new reason to stay away again
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>>725764886
OH BOY OH BOY
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>>725768032
But in order for it to be a fact, it has to be backed up with evidence and indisputably true. As such, calling Yuuki "bland" is incorrect on all counts.

>>725768194
>:
>^
>)
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>>725767056
I did. I had to say at least 5 times 'turn right at the lights that you know about'.
He already doesnt understand that working in a kitchen leaves you with literally no time or energy to get a girlfriend.
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>>725767941
Rea is close to borderline, really. She barely slows the fuck down when there's a turn.
I wouldn't murder you...

>>725768008
But I want to be more...

>>725768032
Oh she was my stalking in high school, she followed me home in the middle of the night in winter by foot. She must have walked for hours.

>>725768194
I heard when you love someone you have the motivation to please them! I can't wait to fall in love.
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>>725768005
My tank role? Not sure what you mean by that.
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>>725768293
I was just talking about her physical appearance. There are less friendly words I'd use for her character.

>>725768402
Awww, that's really cute.
Why not let the poor thing in to warm her up?
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>>725768230
Na nigga you stayin, let the weak weed themselves out and the true niggas stick around

>>725768293
You're crusin for a brusin, pal

>>725768402
Love makes you do alot of things
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>>725768465
Are you a bow gunner, commander, driver, gunner or loader?
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>>725768402
That's the most terrifying thing ever. I have a fellow at school I get a partial drive home with sometimes, it's pretty scary experience.
I feel like you and I have similar desires when it comes to vehicular safety

I like you how you are
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>>725767558
You can always talk about it if you want to.

>>725767437
I think she more like liquifies the meat around the bone.

>>725767858
>image
Fucking kek.
It was really amazing though.
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>>725768557
Fuck no! What the fuck... you're making me swear now.......

>>725768582
Like what~?
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>>725768604
I play Dota 2, we don't have those roles. I play offlaner, and I spam Broodmother.
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>>725768383
What are you talking about?
The kitchen is the best place to meet women
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>>725767904
One of these days I'll do a cover of a song and have it uploaded online and I'll share it

>>725768557
Well, I'd personally ask you to keep them to yourself

>>725768582
Bring it!

>>725768733
I started the first episode of Survival Game Club
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>>725768733
Trust me, you'll see when you're in love
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>>725768757
You've never stepped into a commercial kitchen. Theres a reason that most women never get past the 3rd year of apprenticeships.
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>>725768830
You asked for it!
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>>725768582
my thoughts exactly
I should definitively weed myself out from this place
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Food nibbles. Not to many people ones though
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Gotta go!

>>725768674
Some people just don't care! We should buy a car together and drive around like normal people.
>>725768693
.....
>>725768749
Ohhhhhh
>dota
Nerd :3c
>>725768830
Happy birthday again!
You shouldn't watch such a violent anime on your birthday...
>>725768848
I hope it happens too, I want to go crazy
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>>725767762
I actually almost did break it.

>>725767773
>:(

>>725767820
No

>>725767904
No

>>725768032
No, Batman Beyond hat
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>>725769097
Ah, I have no money, and no job. We also live rather far apart so that wouldn't work out anyway
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>>725768924
COME AT ME BRO

>>725769097
Thanks! I've watched more violent anime on my birthday, like K-on!
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>>725769097
W-what?
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>>725769097
It's a terribly unhealthy game to play once you hit higher than average MMR. People flaming each other is more common than cooperation, raging is a given, and when you spam an unconventional hero like me, it's tough to get people on board with a winning strat since they assume you're as "bad" as the hero
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>>725769365
Only way to win is to stop playing.
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>>725768693
confused / 10, was great

>>725769074
>nom

>>725769097
Bai, take care.
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>>725768908
Well yeah, I haven't worked in a kitchen, because I'm not a woman

>>725769103
How sad
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>>725769460
Stop fooding Taiga
>>
Hello everyone
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>>725768733
But isn't that a sign of great determination and love?
You must at least admit that it shows a lot of passion.

>>725768830
I'll avoid talking about her all together to avoid the bad taste it leaves in my mouth.

>>725769103
Did you make a picture?
>>
>>725769460
Bet you imagine her sucking your balls there
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>>725769602
Hello Louise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8llhDc6c5ko
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>>725769074
Don't give up yet, I know there's more! I have a Koume Nibbling subfolder on my other hard drive.
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>>725769016
That's not what I ment

>>725769097
Farewell

>>725769103
Should have, dont let the goys take your shekels

>>725769201
ZA WARUDO
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>>725769440
I have no intention of stopping until I hit 5k at the very least, and break the top 10 Broodmother players.
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>>725769849
That Shiro looks like she actually has feelings
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>>725769758
Not big on the singing, but I like the picture
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>>725769602
Hoi Louise

>>725769636
As expected, that reply. Under 2 minutes later though, impressive.
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>>725769930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6gthDSIRU
>>
>>725770099
So you can predict my shitposts now :o
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CLAIM
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>>725769602
Hai Louise
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>>725770114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_KwV-MAMQ8
>>
>>725770036
It shows the Austrian Parliament
smh neglecting the hymn like that
also, dunno if I sent this before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHRp7jjaOg
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>>725770221
When I make it that easy for you, pretty much.
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>>725770294
sold choice
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Here
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>>725770472
Who could leave out opportunities like that one

Also go to bed kid, look at the time
>>
>>725769930
maybe but it's still true
>>
>>725770099
>>725770261
Heya, how are you?
>>725770396
Yeah, I'm fond of that, I love me some mozart
>>
>>725770623
But also Bach I hope :o
>>
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>>725770587
Nope, you're letting yourself think that way
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>>725770623
I'm good. How's you?
Have you seen this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw ?
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>>725769969
Weird thing to say. Shiro displays a wide variety of different emotions from meh to scared to sad to meh.
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>>725769849
I'd pay good money for that

>Lewd reverse nibbles?
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>>725770887
She felt pretty emotionless in the anime to me
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>>725768191
>Saya
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>>725770769
im gonna try resting for a bit I dont feel well
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>>725770721
Bach is pretty good. My favorite romantic era or classical era is Chopin, actually.
>>725770775
Neptune sent me that, but
It's an hour long so I'm not gonna watch it

I'm doing good!
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>>725771101
Take is easy dude, I'll be around in discord
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>>725770945
T-too much! But keep going. If this kills me then so be it.

>>725771017
To a buffoon she might seem this way.
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>>725771113
It's worth it!
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>>725766790
>But she never will
There's no point in living then

He would be gay for doing it and i would be gay if i enjoyed it
>>
>>725771303
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>725770623
Besides the headache and tiredness, I'm fine.
Waiting for painkillers to kick in so I can sleep.

>>725770945
I see fingers, disappointed..

>>725771017
>>725771303
It's obvious the girl got emotions, just look at these pictures.
I know true happiness when I see it.
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>>725771212
Tsundere-chan
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>>725769522
Truly

>>725769613
What?

>>725769930
But I didn't.
>>
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>>725771862
I am not Tsun, I am YouKnow
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>>725771414
Indeed life is nothing but a test of endurance. Stay strong, brother, and your waifu will await you in the afterlife!
>gay
You seem to be very confused regarding this topic.
A mouth is a mouth, and an ass is an ass. There are no ways to distinguish between them my themselves.

>>725771470
>not even a customized version
Pathetic, kiddo.

>>725771529
This dude knows what's up.
Just take a look at her strong expression in this picture for example.

>>725771903
Of the hat. Did you take a picture of the hat.
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>>725771969
Definitely Tsundere-chan.
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>>725771529
Sleep well Tkaiga
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>>725767437
You have to go to an FFL to pick them up

You can't have them shipped
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>>725772110
Too late for that shit

Also surprised you didn't kill yourself after getting cucked
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>>725771529
Give it some slack. She's currently being lewded. I've also been holding back alot of photos because they show hands. That's more or less finger tips.

>>725771303
That's honestly one of the lewdest pictures I have of her. Some topless stuff but that has manhands in it.
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>>725772110
Is there even an afterlife
What happens when we die

If it's attached to a body which also happens to have a dick attached, it's gay
>>
>>725771411
Ehhhhh........
>>725771529
Yeah, that makes sense. Hopefully it won't be too much longer
>>
>>725772110
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little weeb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the/waifu/ elitists, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret shitpostings on Discord, and I have over 300 confirmed waifu-steals. I am trained in waifu warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entirety of /b/. You are nothing to me but just another whiny neet. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this thread, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nerd. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of /b/tards across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your waifu. Your waifu is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill her in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare posts. Not only am I extensively trained in excessive posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of 4chan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable waifu off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and your waifu and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, faggot.
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>>725772695
You're talking to a german, don't forget the degeneracy of the porn industry there.
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>>725770543
Such lewdness
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>>725772695
Whatever you think happens, your brain will deliver before death
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>>725772589
Just make sure to keep it cute lewd, not vulgar lewd. No one wants to acknowledge that.

>>725772695
Believe in the lord and savior Jesus Christ and heaven will be upon you.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for dfc, for they will be united with their waifu.
>attached to a body
>body may or may not have dick
What difference does it make? You're just using a very specific part, one that has no gender characteristics.

>>725772808
Better!
I assume.
I sure as hell wont read this wall of text.
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>>725773550
B-but all my effort ;_;
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>>725772150
Thanks, you too.

>>725772589
Sorry, just shocked to see them.
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>>725773550
I'd honestly say that an up skirt is way less lewd than the tongue grab. Wonderful looking hair
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>>725773922
It is indeed less lewd. It just looks nice and innocent. Nice, thiccc and innocent.
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>>725773883
>Shocked!
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>>725772912
I don't watch German porn so i don't know how it is

>>725773534
Ok

>>725773550
What's a dfc?

You only find dicks on guys, two guys liking each other are gay, that means dicks are gay
>>
>>725774166
Nice pantsu
>>
>>725773635
I'll read it instead
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>>725774234
Wouldn't you like to know...

>dicks are gay
Well, yes, most of them are.
But that's besides the point. We are talking mouths here. Are mouths gay?
And don't give me the 'attached to something that is attached to something' crap. You a grill is giving the succ her mouth is directly touching a dick. Does that make her gay?

>>725774318
Thanks Alice.
Nice pic!
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>>725774222
>222
dribs

I didn't even realize that her hands were completely visible, took me a good 15 seconds to understand what was off


>>725774586
Is the one applying the mouth on said dick considered gay?
This is all very complicated.
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>>725774166
Nice lovely stripes....And whiskers.>>725774222
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>>725774586
Thank god strap-ons aren't gay.
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>>725774586
Do i want to know?

A mouth on a guy is gay if it's around a dick
Women don't have dicks so they can't be gay
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>>725774380
Thanks anon
>>
NEW

>>725775208

NEW
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>>725775172
You're welcome
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>>725775231
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