Cunts it's time. You know what to do. Australia Thread.

>>725722025
Fuck off emufag

>>725722025
5024 Adelaide reporting in cunts.

>>725722174
My dad actually died in the great emu war.
I'm gonna need you to stop oppressing me and check your emu privilege

>>725722435
SA here too anon, what's up?

3038

At RMIT all day tomorrow.
Will suck dick if you can get me access to the nap room there.

Fuucking Qweenslanda here cunts!! How the fuck are yas?

>>725722574
Go to any of the Slow life meets?

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>>725722025
Melbunfag reportin in

>>725722174
u wot cunt

>>725722639
Slow life meets?
No I dead what they are so can't say I've ever been.

>>725722774
Fuck you speak like a South Aussie too

Dear Australians,

What is the difference between a "hard cunt" and a "cunt that goes hard"?

from France.

>>725722908
A hard cunt is a tough person or a strong person. As a cunt that goes hard means that they drink heaps and party a lot.

>>725722025
fucking giant spiders

>>725722593
M or F? If F, then I'll plough your pussy too.

>>725722025
You're trying too hard cunt.

>>725722908
Hard cunt = Tough
Cunt that goes hard = Knows how to party

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Saxton Hale!

tfw living in tasmania
>death

>>725722624
4000 here cunt

>>725722593
Yuck, western suburbs scum, no thanks.

>>725723117
South Australia doesn't even show you guys on their state emblem.

fucking newie, cunts

>>725723170
fucking lucky, i have to wake up to the smoke of the neighboring suburb on fire

>>725723170

tfw no power blackouts down here

>>725723421
I would say lest we forget, but everyone actually does forget about you guys.

>>725723175
Newport?

Eyy, probs know you

>>725723724
Sometimes a good thing, keeps you lot up there out of the way

anyone know an acid dealer in east subs of syd?

>>725723118
4680 Here... Living the Aussie dream in the one of QLD largest shit holes

Any canberra fags?

>>725722908

>>725722958
>>725723100
Not just with partying, just means they put in 100%

5290, SA still getting fucked up with blackouts? Haven't been in Australia for a while.

Cunt

2010

>>725724215
2614

6000 reporting

west is best. fuck all you cunts.

especially SA.
dickheads

3931 reporting, whats happening lads

2500 here lads. Drinking Coopers Pale and playing Dishonoured 2.

4161 reporting in

2870 soldier reporting

Kangaroos are gay u fagitz

4510 Bwucie reportin me dole

>>725724628
Alex hills fag?
Is it still full of bogan junkies?

>>725724698
Yeah right mate. Try fighting a kangaroo. I dare you

Indonesian here, I'm studying in Perth
Where can i buy some indomie?

>>725724781

Yep mostly

>>725724794
Any decently coordinated, non pencil neck, doesn't lock up from fear faggot could take a roo.

4020 fag here...
Thats when im not shredding it in indo.
Born in. 7230
Grew up in 4183

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>>725723100
>>725722958
Wrong

A hard cunt is someone who is a bit of a fuck wit and mildly intimidating. While a cunt that goes hard is genuinely a good bloke who puts in a decent amount of effort in tough situations you fucking plebs.

4121
just moved to this suburb its the fucking shit

>>725724800
ayyy i liek mie goreng
try the asian grocery stores

>>725724952
t. someone who is not nor has met either and is jealous.

>>725724952
don't listen to this fucking pelican he has no idea

>>725724900
Is alan muris still the prescription drug lord?

7190 Tassie 2 headed monster reporting
Just got back from fucking my cousin

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>>725724800
Wooolworths
Tinngal dimana?

>>725724800
Coles you filthy casual. Check the Asian food section (or with the maggi noodles). I'm yet to goto a single Coles / Woolworths and not see indomie. They usually have the normal ones, bbq chicken, satay, beef and hot and spicy.

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>>725724952
The fuck are you talking about mate? Aspie fuck.

Hard cunt=tough cunt.
"To go hard" means to get munted.

Go back to tumblr or some shit.

>>725725087
>alan muris

NFI. I just moved to this shithole

>>725722025
Fuck all of you cunts

Sydney reporting in

>>725724952
kys, we don't need any more autists

>>725725255
0421659423- call him
Tell him macka says gday and he will hook you up

>>725722025
Just moved to Sydney. What is there to do around here.

Melbourne reporting in. Have the opportunity to move to sunny coast with a mate cheap as fuck rent on the beach. Should I?

Coffs harbour cunt right here

>>725725036
>>725725141
Thanks anon
>>725725136
Gw di Bentley
Lu di Australia juga?

>>725723765
Newport ay mate? Hoppers cunt checking in

middle of nowhere reporting in, just finished huffing petrol with the aboriginals

>>725725425
Have you got a trade?
Any work lined up?
And you will probably need a car to get around .
But its not a bad place to live, some scummy, slummy housing commish type areas, but nothing like the goldy

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>>725725600
Cherbourg checking in. Just finished huffing me petrol with this whitey

>>725725600
spare a dollah for de bus bruz? or a ciggi, need go get myself a feed unna

>>725725508
50/50
Jawa dan Aussie
Where are you from?

>>725724432
6000 here. 23m. what you cunny

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Reporting live from Frankston Station. come down and say gday

>>725725645
I can get a job in hospitality straight away through someone and I was thinking dropping off resumes to plumbers and see if I can score an apprenticeship and yeah I have a car

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>>725722025

Tassie two headed cunt reporting in

>>725725940
Ok.
If you you got a car and some work, i would say go for it.
Have you been there before?

>>725726186
Lived there for a couple of years and loved it. Moved back to Melbourne and I've fucked myself up big time anon.

>>725725425
Grew up there Pretty shitty place, nothing going on Mooloolaba is about it

>>725725740
Cherbourg legit?
Used to live in Murgon

>>725722025
4212 gold coast cunt here

>>725724215
Yeah boy, Harrison here. Where you from my dude?

>>725724934
Hahahaha ha nah

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coffs harbour faggot reporting

>>725722435
5045 Adelaide reporting in cunts.

>>725722025
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Australia-Sausage-Rare-Freshly-Frozen-/302254123221?hash=item465fbfe8d5:g:RyoAAOSwB-1YylgH

>>725723112
Bet you play spy you fucking poof cunt

Any Melbourne Uni fags here?
Any of you's up for trolling the Socialist Alternatives anti trump rally tomorrow?

Brisbane fag reporting in

>>725725637
A few weeks ago I saw some white hipster guy on the bus in Sydney wearing a shirt with an Aboriginal flag saying "Australia has a black history". Fucking dumbcunt.

>>725727766
>>725722025
facebook/SocialistAlternativeMelbourneUni/photos/a.1082233865256705.1073741852.369247779888654/1082858141860944/?type=3&theater

>>725726239
Fuckef up?
Drugs?

3350 represent

Truckiefag reporting. Off my chops radelaide bound, heading straight to grand Junction rd to get my cock drained by some peice of shit junkie hooker

>>725722025
Roight cunts Radelaide here, so i was just getting off work not too long ago, and i spotted my old fuckin mate eating at a fuckin maccas. So i walked over and asked how the cunt was goin, and he invited me to have dinner at his place. So, then his sheila cooks a fuckin barbie, and i spot his little shit. So i walk up to the cunt and say "G'day cunt how are ya" and he fuckin says back to me, "what? Oh hi. Why did you call me a cunt". Are fuckin less kids learnin fuckin strayan or somethin? Remember to teach your little shits to speak fuckin strayan.

Kik anonsharex69x for QUT, Brissy girl nudes, got some 19y/o waitress slut who works in the CBD

>>725723118
4101 cunt what's good

Never any darwin cunts
0812

Any hoppers or wezza cunts round here?

>>725722025
2024

whats good moites

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>>725728570
QUT girl

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>>725728841

>>725728651
high gate is for fkn fags

>>725722025
You faggot Aussiecuck scumbag fucks have to leave. You're no longer allowed or welcome here. Trump has closed our virtual borders. You are all now illegal cyber immigrants. Get the FUCK OFF MY BOARD FAGGOTS!!

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>>725728570
>>725728841
>>725728865
Nice girl, here's one of the girls I got too

>>725728570
i go to qut, post more

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>just lost my job 3 days ago
>only have like 200 bucks left
thinking of splitting an ounce with someone and going bush for a while, fishing and shit with my dog and whoever else i meet/catch up with
My life isnt a mess or anything, just not going anywhere.
Been that way eversince i started that job but i was probably using it as a crutch because the money was just enough to get by but not enough to save any decent money.
also im an unskilled worker so finding another job is gonna be great

might actually have to go on the dole for the first time in my life, dont really want to but fuck man.=

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US fag here.

Tell me why the Ibis is the greatest bird of all time

Brisfag, im so fucking lonely

>>725728964
So good we wrote a song about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

>>725728964
Ibis' are literally fucking equal to seagulls on the bird i want to fucking kick list

>>725729075
There was a bloke who recently strangled one and chased people around with its dead body, kek.

>>725729146
what, the seagull or the ibis?

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>>725729075

>>725729179
Ibis, kek,

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/man-charged-after-ibis-strangled-to-death-in-brisbane-cbd-20170127-gu04if.html

>>725729360
Hahahaha 10/10 cheers for this

>>725729360
Sounds like fucking frankston, i'd believe this

>>725728957
bludging is fucking sweet tbh
wish i could just go back to it

5075 paradise here

4744 reorting in. Literally nothing in this shithole except mining. Wife is overseas atm so I'm spending time with the new zelda.

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I think old mate hit his head while typing his add

>>725729684
i dont really wanna leech, id prefer to get another job before resorting to centrelink but fuark how2make200buckslastTillthen?

3165
Melbourne is a joke but at least footy's almost back

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Havin a pull before bed

>>725729877
Steel bicycles bro, so many dumb kunts not locking them properly, easy flip.

American here, just dropping by to say I think you all are swell. I like all of you much more than niggers.

>>725724800
The foodland in East Fremantle used to sell them when I lived there in 2012, I can't see why they wouldn't have them still

>>725724800
Also, try SpudShed

>>725730240
that was so gay it gave me aids

OY CUNT
Haha look at me I'm Australian

>>725724952
Fuck off you contrarian shit stain.

You are your own definition of hard cunt with a generous lashing of munted cunt thrown in for good measure

Put another cunt on the barbie huehuehue

>>725730359
*OI

>>725730448
Icanfaptothis

>>725730491
Oioioioi ima an Australian matey wanna play a game of footsy?

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>>725730493

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ITS ONION TIME U FUKIN PUSSY ARSE SHITCUNTS!

>>725730629
Icancontinuefappingtothis

>>725723117
Tassie represent!!

>>725730629
How does he get past the tail
logistically speaking

>>725722435
>>725722574

5113 reporting in. Fucking cunt of a joint.Been here a year and there's only ONE burnt out house on my street, so that's ok I guess.

>>725730731
You actually want some cunt lording it over you? Faggot.

>>725730844
see how the dick curves
come to your own conclusion dumbshit

>>725731016
My dick curves, was a meant to fuck roos?

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Gizzan Ultimate Double Whopper.

>>725731016
no, i cant see how the dick curves

>>725731135
Aussie burger meal large and extra bacon thanks, with onion rings and a chocolate milkshake cheers luv'.

American here, accurate representation of you cunts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJxxO4II2Y

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>>725731125
did i not say come to your own conclusion?
you were destined for this anon
this is your calling

>>725731277
Nah, most city faggots don't get out to the country.

>>725729735
4650 here
nothing here either, but here no mining and no jobs cunts fucked

>>725731277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImCYPGuri90

>>725731501
noice

>>725731277
fuck that im not watching a 4min video

>>725731308
Yeah well you're a nigger.

>>725731135
Spot the American
Or a kid

>>725722025
>shitposting in an aussie thread.
>cunts!

>>725732592
HJs are the best what are you talking about

>>725733150
I'm with this guy hungry Jack's is fucking good they've upped their game big time in the past few years, good shit good value

>>725733150
>>725733252
Hand jobs are also fucking good so he's correct in two ways

>>725724781
Alex hills, full of fuck head arrogant cunts

>>725733252
I know right! Large whopper meal is like, 12 bucks and the fries aren't those soggy pieces of shit they used to be.

Throw in a snack box which is like 6 nuggets and a large chips for 4 bucks and you have a proper meal.

Fuck me Hungry jacks shits on every other fast food outlet

>>725733487
Oath

>>725733487
Definitely the chips are good as fuck now, really made it worth it, maccas is fucking trash when compared, twice as expensive, half the fucking food

>>725733659
I know right!! It used to be shit but it was cheap as chips so no dramas, now you get shit and pay out the nose for it. Who even orders that wank expensive shit? Maccas trying to be some hip place. Everything is trash compared to HJs once you've had it.

>>725733150
Ahw
Whats wrong with hungrys?
Its an American company cunox
Support small business!
Go buy a burger at the corner store or fish and chip shop. QUICK-before they exist no more

>>725734144
My only problem with HJs is you can get some pretty shit burgers sometimes. Some days you'll go there and the burgers are a mess with stale salad, sauce everywhere but the bun, cheese barely half in the burger. At least with Macca's they'll churn out the same half-decent quality of burger every time, it's much much rarer you'll get a bad one. If your local HJs is pretty good though it's tough to beat.

>>725734549
Would give them a shot if i didnt keep getting shit service and pubes in my burgers. HJs is more consistent.
>>725734551
Yeah I will admit my local HJs is usually 10:1 good to bad and theres this one dopey cunt i knew from school who keeps grinning at me but my Maccas almost always fucks up my large cheeseburger meal REEEEEEEE

>>725733446
Fuckwits that think they are hard because they have done a lag.
Not hard. Just stupid.
U see them strutting around in the adidas gear, shaved body hair and neck tattoos.
And these retards always breed

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>>725734551
that's the truth and forget about breakfast burgers a HJ's

>bunnings sausage

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Australia thread.
Faggots debating about MacDonalds and burger king....

>>725724432
ayy 6065 here fam .

>>725734848
For sure, Maccas all the way for breakfast

>>725734977
Hungry Jacks REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725727923
it does tho ??

>>725735267
>a black history
>abos are brown

>>725734754
I've reached the point where I spend 5-10 seconds checking my order before leaving the drive thru because I kept getting screwed by fuckwits getting my order wrong. Stupid cunts kept giving me quarter pounders when I order doubles. How fucking hard is it to get that right?

>>725734977
What do you want us to talk about? Killing kangaroos, rooting a slut while chucking a u'ey to make it to the servo before it shuts?

>>725735402
I go into the store and use those self serve things. Plus I'm socially autistic so there's that.

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>>725735404
Well the fact that u prefer that mass produced American shit shows that you are too young to drive
And that you are kissless virgins.
Why ate you up so late on a school night?

>>725728442
fuck man, things are desperate? Grand Junction Rd is full of seedy af hookers.

>>725736049
>Well the fact that u prefer that mass produced American shit shows
Such as?

>that you are too young to drive
20 years old and on my green ps cunt

>And that you are kissless virgins.
??

>Why ate you up so late on a school night?
Am I actually responding to a braindead mongoloid? Nice lid cunt. Ratty missus know you're on here stroking it to traps?

Anybody else in Canberra annoyed about these fucking trolley locks?
I can't wait until Amazon fucking demolishes this retail bullshit.

>>725737071
Wait those things do something? Never had one lock on me? Can't wait for Amazon hey.

>>725736507
Such as?
Such as the shit you were arguing about. Macdomalds and burger king.
20 yo. And still a kissless virgin.
My missus is a ratty trap
And we have been putting your mum on the block.
You like my goony hat?
Take it my freind its all yours.
And uni is still school , so go to bed

>>725737187
They've been on for a while but just recently every Coles/Woolies I've been to have actually been locking them.
Like I don't fucking carry cash any more fuck out of here cunt.

>>725737292
>Such as?
>Such as the shit you were arguing about. Macdomalds and burger king.

Didnt see an argument, we were all agreeing you illiterate fuck.

>20 yo. And still a kissless virgin.

Not even going to argue this one. I know im not, whats it to you.

>My missus is a ratty trap
I'll give you that one.

>And we have been putting your mum on the block.
Have her, never even met the bitch.

>You like my goony hat?
Take a better photo, all i can see is your dopey grin.

>Take it my freind its all yours.
Take what? An english lesson? You need that more cunt.

>And uni is still school , so go to bed
Rather stay awake tbh, got better things to do like argue with you.

>>725737330
How far out do they lock? Like once you get out of the store? I've made it to the car no dramas.

>>725737330
Never met your mum?
Boong spotted

>>725728412
>3350 represent

Bullshit, also 3350

>>725738197
Meetup. Go.

"Take it my freind its all yours.
Take what? "
New fag detected

>>725738293

Kik dammit.

>>725738293

And don't stab me.

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What ate we smoking tonight cuntys?

>>725738293
Ballarat meetup to fuck some sheeps

>>725738821
I would but my chevvy wont start

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>>725737562
More of my 'dopey grin'
Oh sorry
Theres a vagina in the way.
Thats what a vagina looks like anon

>>725739373
Hahaha okay you win this one if you timestamp her ass

>>725722025
>abbos

>>725739071
You mean you don't drive a holden or ford ute?
So many wanna be seppos on here

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>>725739503
No timestamp sorry cobber
That was last week when i was on bogan island
And yeah i know i have a little dick, but im the one getting laid here

>>725739942
Nah wasnt going to say shit about your dick, you're getting laid.

You win, cheers for the laugh. I need some sleep for school today.

>>725735078
Wannaroot

>>725740068
Don't you sleep through your lectures?
Must be a chemistry student

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This is now a bogan island (bali)thread

>>725740441
Hahaha close cunt
>>725740675
Yes. More. Story with this one?

Any dirty boong porn?

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No story

Its just Indonesia

>>725741472
Threads dead, night