Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
Hello everyone.
still here
>>725702633
If you're still here spike.
still here
Guacamole here
>>725702842
Hanako
Still Dre
Sleeping soon
カラミチーマス
Makoto wants me sleep in the same bed as me.
He's an otoko.
>>725702707
The kind of masochistic bastard that plays dark souls at 15 fps with keyboard and mouse
extremely tired claim
probably going to sleep. I love you guys
>Keyboard and mouse for a souls game
Seriously, why would anyone do that to themselves.
Where my nigga go?
Figaro figaro
>>725703005
You poor deprived child...
>>725702967
He's pretty cute tho, not gonna lie.
>>725703072
i think i'm going to sleep i feel really tired
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>725702369
I see.
At least you won't have to work on your birthday.
>>725702397
>posts panty shots
>calls me lewd
Stop being lewd!
>>725702842
Hello
>pervert
>>725701369
You're a cheeki cunt
>>725701404
Dio has shit taste
>>725702842
Sweetheart!!~
>>725703072
Dark Souls is easy.
You just suck.
>>725702842
Hello
>>725703277
Huh?
I don't think you know him?
You live in Nippon?
>>725702847
good night smug tomoko
>>725703449
Night
>>725703355
It's easy with a good controller, yes, but the combat makes it impossible to be played on most PC configurations without some compatible controller (basically anything Xinput)
>>725703444
Wait, are we talking about the same makoto that posts here and drives an old FC RX7?
>>725703518
and i play without dsfix, that means permanent 15 fps... good night
>>725703518
I don't think so.
He's my friend I'm staying with in rural Japan.
>>725702906
Tomoko. How are you?
>>725703311
Hi closet pervert. How are you?
>
>>725703332
Darling~. How are you?
>>725703355
Hiya. How are you?
>>725703518
Its easy with a keyboard.
Git gud
>>725703832
Im so fucking high lol
>>725703832
Thinking of playing overwatch or something. You?
>>725702842
Hello Hanako~
>>725703832
I am not a pervert at all, unlike you!
>
I'm good, one more day till my birthday so that's nice
You?
>>725703669
Sleep you masochistic bastard good night
>>725703809
Oh...
Does he at least drive an FC RX7 though?
There's a guy that posts here under the name Makoto and he's cute tbh so look out for him. And then keep calling him cute just to mess with him.
>>725703885
Jesus christ, you're not human. You have transcended humanity entirely what the fuck
>>725703832
You're Cute!
>>725704247
Maybe it was the stone mask.
I only died like 5 times throughout the first game.
JOJO I HAVE TRANSCENDED HUMANITY!
>>725703832
Good, cutie.
You?
Oh man. I dont know what to eat for dinner. Choices are pasta, basic fried chicken with vegies or find something else.
Mine
>>725704506
Impressive.
I use a Dualshock 3 with an Xinput wrapper and I still died a lot on my playthrough of DS and DS2. I originally bought a shitty little Logitech controller for it but that was a case of instant buyers remorse.
>>725704247
>he's cute
Lies are not appreciated.
>>725704701
You acute3.141 tsun driveperson nobike rider.
>>725703974
Haha decided to have the rest of it tonight huh?
>>725703982
Watching Berserk outtakes.
>>725703989
Hi Firekeeper~. How are you?
>>725704184
Of course you are, you just don't want to admit it. Ooh nice, how old are you turning?
> Squeeze
>>725704295
Thank you~. You're a cutie yourself!
>>725704506
I''m pretty good.
>>725704555
> Trips
What kind of pasta?
>>725704673
Second game I played on PlayStation.
DS3 I'm playing on PC
>>725703072
>>725703277
Dang old koume claimer. Guess I'll just wait till the next one.
>>725704701
I don't appreciate you lying to the poor anon.
>>725704800
3 kinds of filled. Sauce is a basic tonato.
>>725704800
Pretty good, now that I've slept a little.
How was your day? And how are you feeling tonight?
>>725704792
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>725704896
I am not lying!
Also, I hate LA traffic so fucking much. Why am I putting myself through that torture again on Saturday?
I need sleep, time to cuddle with juvia and go to sleep.
Nighty night everyone
>>725704800
>dubs
I'm not the one getting excited over a hug.
You pervert
I will be 19.
>>725704701
THERE YOU ARE!
Hi
>>725704807
I haven't touched DS3 yet, tbh. I've been meaning to, but I lack a PS4 and/or a decent PC at the moment.
>>725704877
I never really made any kind of claim though. That's just not my style.
We CAN coexist, you know.
>>725705040
Dont you reeeeeeee at me.
>>725704800
Outtakes?
>>725704800
Im too high to play destiny lol
>>725704800
berserk outtakes, damn that shit is gold.
guacamole
>>725705040
Yes you are. You're 2cute4me.
Why are you driving to LA?
>>725702715
is that fucking Agrias?
Good tastes OP.
>>725704967
I say go with that.
>>725705031
That's good. It was good, other than having to sit at the DMV for 3 1/2 hours. I'm feeling pretty good, having a few drinks tonight. How about you?
>>725705190
Somehow i don't believe that~. Goodnight Juvia.
>>725705291
You know, bloopers. From the show.
>>725705325
Lol how much have you had?
>>725705411
Damn straight.
>>725705764
Two pieces sure is pretty strong
>>725705764
Oh I just read the manga.
BIRTH
DAY
BIRTH
DAY
WHERE IS BIRTHDAY FRIEND
>>725705758
Yes it is. Thanks.
>>725705764
Well, sitting all day sucks, glad you didn't have to do that.
Well then, have fun, and try not to get too drunk like the last time~
Feeling pretty good, still laying in bed, channeling strength into my ass to make it move out of bed
>>725705933
Lewd tbh
>>725706471
Do it foryour waifu
>>725706602
You again
>>725705933
It took only 2 huh, i heard edibles were a lot stronger than smoking.
>>725706049
Ah, you're missing out.
>>725706471
But i did.. On the bright side though, i passed my driving test. Heh i'll try~. That's good, you work today as well?
>>725706440
Honestly, still one of my favorite games.
>>725706748
Also Im skinny so I have a very high metabolism
>>725705235
Hello!
>>725705244
REEEEEEEEEE!
>>725705448
I am not!
And I'm going to a /o/ car meet. Gunna drive the angels forest highway, and have a bbq!
>>725706692
Yep, it's me, hon.
>>725706978
Where did you run off to
Makoto, you're still cute and I'm gonna stop being a fuck and go to bed now
I message you in the morning, I still have your TG somewhere in my message list
>>725706748
I dont like to watch it if I read it
>>725706776
I've been playing it today and yesterday. I still enjoy it too.
>>725706828
Ah so it'll hit you a bit harder.
>>725707111
Why not? It;s a completely different experience.
>>725707111
or you just can search the outtakes and have a laugh, that shit is gold.
>>725707045
Kind of forgot about /waifu/ for a while.
>>725707263
W-What are you doing?
>>725707375
That's a lie
>>725707229
Agrias was the best.
>>725707263
L E W D
E
W
D
>>725707263
I just dont like watching things that much. I get bored.
>>725707310
Ehh.
>>725707421
No it wasn't.
There's obese cunts that save hundreds if not thousands of images of the same fictional character. Then they spend all day sitting on this piece of shit board roleplaying with each other. Every fucking day. Jesus man. just stop these threads are pooptrash man. how about no
>>725705235
Well you certainly are generous. However I abide. I'm also going to sleep soon.
>>725707310
I'm watching the movie ones. Shit's making me choke on my beer.
>>725707382
What do you mean?
>>725707493
Only a tad.
>>725707577
Ahh.
>>725706619
I can try
>>725706748
Oh, sorry ;-;
Oh, you got your driving licence? That's great, congratulations!
Yup, 5 days a week, from 10am to 6pm, which sucks massive dick but what can I do...
Any plans for the night aside from "a few" drinks?
>>725707621
I can tell through your bullshit
>>725707673
Why were you naked in bed with only lingerie
>>725707673
the movies has outtakes?... damn how much i miss?
>>725707838
Have no idea what you're talking about?
>>725708035
I see through your lies
>>725707714
Yup, it's about damn time i got it. Thank you! That's not too bad, would you prefer a different schedule? Not really, may play a game later but i'm not sure. How about you, any plans after work?
>>725707838
Waiting for you obviously~
>>725707956
Yeah i just found out tonight. Apparently all 3 have them.
>>725707673
M O R E
O
R
E
L E W D
E
W
D
>>725707673
Im boring I know
>>725708215
Ah fuck so soon? Im high tho
>>725708112
What lies?
What do you think I was doing?
>>725708215
well... it's already too late and i haven't sleep i will check the movie outtakes tomorrow
guacamole out
>>725708285
Lurking
>>725708350
Fuck.
>>725708454
Ehe see
>>725708509
You can read me like a book.
>>725708666
Satan trips confirm
>>725708215
Well, it's great you finally got it then!
Yeah, definitely. 7am-3pm would be really great. It kinda sucks when you cone home for a dinner and it's already time for supper. Besides, I still got schoolwork to do and after work it's far to late to even start
Comfy evening is comfy, especially with some drinks and games
Yup, probably heading out with a friend to get some drinks, I haven't seen her in some time, gotta catch up.
Do you want to travel somewhere, sometime?
>>725708752
Shite, forgot the pic
>>725708728
You Know how it is :^)
>>725709062
CHEEKI
>>725708226
How is that more lewd?
>>725708260
Ehh some people just prefer to read.
>>725708273
And i'm drunk. Though i doubt it could get too lewd considering our present states, some cuddling would be nice.
>>725708752
Right i see what you mean about that. Are you a morning person then? That sounds nice. i think it would be nice to travel somewhere, though i'm not sure where i would want to go. What about you?
>>725709062
The only important thing is that you're back.
What misery in your life brought you back?
>>725709165
I'd be up fpr ciddling~
>>725709165
no as in give more hanako lewds
make /waifu/ lewd again
>>725709127
BREEKI
>>725709231
Just bored, I guess.
>>725709369
I'll cheeki your breeki
>>725709235
As would i, especially with such a lovely cutie like you~.
>>725709249
Ah. Ehh i dunno, people have been bitching quite a bit about that lately...
>>725709422
Louise,
>>725709472
Hanako
>>725709434
Wew lad.
>>725709422
Louis
>>725709472
>>725709472
Awwwe~ You're more the lovely cutie~
>>725709677
Tomok
I ordered corpse party for my 3ds. Now I wait for friday
>>725709791
Ho ar yo?
>>725709553
>filename
Why's that? And how are you?
>>725709685
Oh please, you're too kind~.
>>725709825
Hiya Hama.
>being older than 10 and watching Japanese cartoons marketed towards 10 year olds
>>725709874
I' goo yo?
>>725709923
It's kinda early for you to be up!
I'm doing well~ You?
Waifu claim uniform
>>725709954
>>725709992
It's been a while aince the threads have been active and friendly enough to warrant spam
>>725710051
Horn. Als tire.
>>725709923
I was just told the piece I ate is like smoking three blunts, no wonder Im so high
>>725710069
I'm the OG spammer of these threads i think I know my craft kid
Yfw the shit poster smokes more than all of you in one day than you will by the end of 2017
>>725709165
Oh hell no, I would rather stay up all night then get up early. But after such a shitload of work, running around rooftops and connecting fibers... It's just tiring
Maybe France, once they stop blowing up all the time? Or you could visit Poland, we have some nice monuments and great alcohol. I could even let you sleep over at my place~
>>725710059
>Only three yu gi oh characters on those pants
Try again
>
>>725710099
...Ummmmmmm maybe go look at some pictures then go to sleep?
>>725710128
Ayy, I went smoking out earlier, coming down now
>>725709825
Why?
>>725709954
In the manga my waifu gets her womb torn out and eaten.
>>725710128
Smonk weed everyday?
>>725710291
Was joke.
>>725709923
Hey hanako!
>>725710203
>being proud of doing drugs
Whatever floats your goat I guess
>>725710307
Why not? It looked like fun and it came with some goodies
>Hamakaze
>>725709954
This is why I only watch Josei and Seinen anime.
>>725710291
Shit man I dunno how long this is gonna last
>>725710307
This chocolate is very dank
>Friend forgot their wallet at my house and doesn't have to drive over here and get it
without their licence
>>725710513
Well, what matters is that you're enjoying yourself now
>>725710352
Well alright then
>>725710374
Hama
>>725710291
NEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>725710374
Because "haha I smonk that kush m8"
>>725710564
Im in alot better mood than I was at work
>>725710051
Huh? But i'm usually on around this time though.. That's good, i'm doing well too.
>>725710128
Eat another one and see what happens~
>>725710258
Haha same as me then. Yeah i know that feel, after all that you just wanna go to sleep. That would be nice, hopefully they ( And a bunch of other places in Europe) get their shit together and finally decide to do something about it soon. Well that does sound quite lovely~.
>>725710374
How are you?
>>725710564
Loui
>>725710641
I'm doing well, just finished playing borderlands and snuggled up into my bed for some warmth. You?
Aaaaand, gotta go drop it off...Be back soon
>>725710579
It's good to see you announcing yourself like that!
>>725710619
Glad to hear it, then!
>>725710641
>All these lewds
wew
>>725710683
What are you up to now?
>>725710641
I dont have anymore
>>725710757
Farewell
>>725710757
Nothing much, just in bed
>pull some money out and buy an icecream since you're wasting your gas
>Hama
>>725710757
Nou
>>725710579
GEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>725710641
Haha
Yup, just kick back and relax, with a drink or something
Yeah. I like fireworks, but not when it's kinda killing people and stuff
Tho I only have one bed, but... We'll manage, won't we~?
Anchovy claimed
>>725710513
Whenever I get high I get a little horny.
>>725711057
Tanks.
>>725710683
Drinking and watching Berserk outtakes.
>>725710757
I've been drinking a bit, so lewds come forth more easily. See ya~.
>>725710822
Aww that's a shame.
>>725711021
It's quite a nice way to relax after work. Yeah, it's unfortunate they keep letting it happen, the fix is so simple yet they won't do it. Oh I'm sure we would make it work~.
make sure you cum every day!
>>725711185
>>725711185
Wew laddie, I am loyal to hanako
>>725711263
Ah well, I'll get high off your cuteness~
>>725711330
Hm?
Didn't seem so loyal when you "took advantage" of me when I was drunk.
>>725711340
Heyo, Syndra.
>>725711482
Oi oi oi, wot kind of bullshit are you splurring?
>>725711263
Sounds like a good time
>>725711281
duh
>>725711535
Don't even pretend you don't know what you're talking about~
>>725711607
You're only bullshitting cause Im high
>>725710822
I return
>>725710836
Aaah, thank you~ I did just fill my tank today, though
>>725710857
10/10 arguing right there
>>725711263
Do not lewd Hanako! How would she feel if you were posting nudes of her?
>>725711263
Truth that
Yeah, it sucks. All these "refugees"... Thank God they won't come to my country anytime soon.
It's not a big bed, but... If we cuddle a little bit... we might fit into it. But we won't know until we try~
>>725711696
Welcome back
>>725711696
>How would she feel if you were posting nudes of her?
crispy?
like dudes good morning
>>725711669
Don't lie~
You remember, couple months ago.
>>725711745
Thank you Yuno
>>725711839
Way too embarassed!
>>725711893
Back to sleep!
>dont leave the warm embrace of your bed
>Goodnight everyone
>>725712081
u dont know how tempting it is brother