Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? I'm doing great, just so you know!
>Advice, Fortune-telling, and Friendly Conversation
>Tarot for Trips
>Trips can be donated to others.
>Please be patient for a reading.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie.
>The name can be anything.
>Advice is free, to give and to recieve.
Katie
*smooch*
Just popping by to say hi!
Tony
hey, miss Reimu. hey shrine.
trips? reimu you're killing me
>>725670148
you're name isnt tony. its not.
>>725670065
> *kiss*
!
Hello Everyone
>>725670245
Reimu kissed me back, i'm going to die
You ever have to fart and piss at the same time, but you're afraid pushing out the fart may result in you pissing, so you squeeze your dick in your hand (or stick a pencil in your urethra if you have a vagina, I don't discriminate) to block the flow and then fart?
>>725670332
Can I touch your lips before you wash them?
>>725670116
Hello!
>>725670161
Hi there!
>>725670175
Sorry! We get more visitors lately so dubs happen too often. I give special offers sometimes to make up for it though.
>>725670318
hey mister Ed.
>>725670351
every day, anon. every god damn day.
wheres everyone ?
for the first 2 mins normaly this thread is all ready 50 images and 100 posts
reimu can we be best friends
>>725670161
Hai
>>725670318
Hey edd
can i have a tarot reading for relationship
(pls let me get triples)
>>725670643
hey miss Louise.
>>725670332
Was it that good?
>>725670639
Good question! I guess we'll just have to get to know each other and see, right?
>>725670564
>>725670798
sorry, I'm distracted and not attaching images at all.
>>725669914
test.
>>725670872
So like a normal day? Xb
>>725670798
It's fine, what's up? How ya doin' tonight?
>>725670752
i'll help this guy roll for trips
>>725670752
reroll
>>725670832
Everything you do is good.
>>725670005
>Katie has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "63".
>>725670148
>Tony has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "47".
off to a great start already
>>725670752
>>725671022
reroll
>>725669914
MannyP
chaz
>>725670964
I guess so, yeah.
>>725670985
...eh. you?
>>725671197
More like Miami Mutilator
OK, here we go
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539796
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539796
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539796
>>725671178
rerolling again!
>>725669914
hello reimu,
am I close?
>>725671402
sry forgot
-nobody
>>725671240
I can determine from just this response that you and I need to talk. Mostly because my answer would also be, "eh."
>>725671251
How did you know
>>725671378
rerollingb again please
>>725671402
rollin
-nobody
Hello currently we have a discussion going on on steam, if you guys could give some input on it that would be appreciated.
Also hello everyone!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hakureishrineguest/discussions/0/13551137983
Sadly seems and this thread i will go urly
im to tired barely keeping my eyes open
is 3 am for me atm ^^
any way i hope you all are fine , hopefully next thread id wont be so sleepy
Good night from me ( prob most of you wont get to bed in the next 3-4 hours but o well)
>>725671699
night ed-boy
>>725671699
Nighty night, edd.
>>725671470
I... yeah. sorry. I hope your situation gets a bit more bearable.
>>725671699
thanks for stopping in at least, man.
Raids are annoying
Hey everyone
Sorry for being late
How is everyone
-Sweet Roll
>>725669914
Rolling. When will I meet the one?
>>725671538
reroll
charlie, get i get a fortune cookie?
rolo
nobody
>>725671902
hey Duke.
>>725671957
hey sweets.
Good evening, how is everyone doing?
Eh. Good evening I guess.
So, how has everyone's day been?
>>725672106
Hello
>>725671965
I'm not oracle but i'd like to give some input on your inquiry, the best you can strive on is to never stop growing as a person so when you meet "the one" you will be at top shape. Never give up!
>>725672139
I'm feeling lewd enough to make a second poll, actually. I hope you're all ready.
>>725671533
Because I'm a better detective than you
>>725671898
Sadly, hope doesn't do anything for anybody.
>>725672026
Charlie has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "43".
Done~
>>725672139
Terrible! <3
>>725672139
hey there.
>>725672174
evening mister EMT. you guess?
give me your soul
Sir Keksalot
nobody
>>725672246
Please
>>725672246
Are you new, or have I just not seen you before?
>>725672269
Please no lewd.
>>725672344
Terrible? Why's that?
>>725672368
Evening! How's it going?
fortune cookie for miko?
patrick
>>725672422
>Sir Keksalot has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "52".
study more and your luck should get better
>>725672139
i feel like death
>>725672520
>miko has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "46".
good luck for you
>>725672569
>patrick has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "83".
and then we're back to bad luck
>>725671197
Please and thank you
>>725672344
what if I hope the hope works?
>>725672515
about the same as Louise's, honestly. yours?
Kevin here!
>>725672515
I'm Terra nice to meet you.
>>725671985
reroll
Just drop this here, for no reason...
https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>725672697
what is 83 supposed to mean lol
>>725672716
>MannyP has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "31".
goddamn lots of bad luck tonight
>>725672733
>Kevin has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "42".
jesus christ
>>725672515
R-reasons.
>>725672723
T-that wouldn't help!
>>725672874
lucky number
>>725672907
Andrew - hoping to break the streak
Trips please
>>725672697
Why?
>>725672723
Not terrible, but I'm tired.
>>725672763
Nice to meet you too. Have you been around long?
>>725672919
Do you need to talk about them?
>>725672953
I mean I've already had pretty shit luck this year does that get included or do I get even more
>>725673024
Nah, I'd rather drown them in alcohol. Wanna join me?
Kristian
>>725669914
Reimu what's your favorite game?
>>725672368
Just tired... And still trying to figure out what I'll do with this situation regarding being forced into this major and all that shit
Michael
>>725673010
Trips aren't real you fool
luna
what even are trips (i know what trips are)
>>725672919
what about well-wishes? good vibes?
you can ask for advice as well in these threads, if you didn't know.
>>725673024
early night tonight then, maybe?
>>725673157
make sure you get enough rest, sir. I want you feeling good and healthy.
>>725673024
I have been here for a while i posted as Taiga until last week, there is a taiga on Waifu and being confused with another person is kinda bothersome.
>>725671661
Also nobody is giving their opinion about the game nights, what a shame.
>>725673147
Of all time? Probably Morrowind!
>>725673243
https://youtu.be/meOCdyS7ORE
>>725673377
You seem very desperate for trips
>>725673343
So should we still call you Taiga? Or..
>>725673473
Fuck it.
>>725673306
Ahaha... I did know~ but thanks for the suggestion.
>>725672985
>Andrew has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "62"
the streak continues
>>725673024
sick and meds do nothing
>>725673115
uhh i'd guess thats included on the luck rating
>>725673133
>Kristian has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "85".
congrats you've broken the bad luck streak
>>725673191
>Michael has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "68".
i see we're on the extremes tonight
>>725673272
>luna has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "64".
so many fortunes tonight, this hasnt happened in a while
>>725673306
I havent had a normal sleep in a long time.. It's always broken massively. Usually wake up 2-3 or more times over the night.
So, yea, it would be nice, but never will happen
>>725673343
ah... you're Terra now. I'll try and remember that. I'll try and get back about game night tonight, but I'm not sure when I'll be able to make it to one. things are a little... nebulous on my end right now.
>>725669914
Wh-who is this? I want more!
I'm back
Earlier, I was pretty grumpy about some personal stuff
When I went to the thread, I was almost out of it
But now I'm back in
-Sweet Roll
>>725673122
>>725673208
Is it time to bust out the wine?!
>>725673505
Terra please, i know it's bothersome but *shrug* the taiga from the waifu threads was invited here and it would be a confusing thread.
>>725673601
Okidoki how are you tho? are you better?
>>725673122
I'm afraid not, I drank more than my fill last night.
>>725673306
Probably not, I'm tired because I'm just waking up.
>>725673343
Would you have gotten confused with them? There's another Vert that appears there, I believe, and I've never got confused wi- Yes I have, apparently my memory is failing me today.
>>725673570
Is everyone sick tonight?
Here it is.
What nobody asked for, only I need, and everyone wants.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539886
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539886
http://www.strawpoll.me/12539886
Rolleroo
>>725673747
Terra, it is.
>>725673758
Those boobs are fake.
>>725669914
Brandon
>>725669914
Heya Reimu!
What's good?
Mantis
>>725669914
how do I kill myself in the least painful way, and the least likely I will pussy out way, possible. Thanks in advance
>>725673570
Thank you, funny enough red has always been my color
>>725673606
>>725673983
old age
>>725673758
guess so
>>725673899
>Brandon has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "72".
>>725673983
Old Age
-Sweet Roll
>>725674043
how to age really fast.
>>725673758
Yeah, this is the fourth night of my little bender
>>725674010
When can is ask your hand?
>>725673540
feel free to message me anytime if you need me. I'm marked busy most of the time, but once I've sat down at my desk for the day, I'll see it pretty fast.
>>725673581
isn't that a certain kind of insomnia? there must be some cause or way to deal with it.
>>725673747
ah... no. worse. but it's okay. you?
>>725673758
that would make sense, then. tea?
>>725673810
Blueman!
Long time no see! How you been?
Mantis
>>725674121
experience life and do lots of interesting things and time will seem to move quicker
>>725673886
They are not. They're the real deal.
>>725674085
That's unfortunate.
>>725674143
You're really not doing too great, huh?
>>725674198
Coffee may be the way to go.
>>725674121
Smoke a lot and drink a lot.
>>725674121
None that I know
I suggest you wait for a way to come up
Do something in the meantime
-Sweet Roll
>>725674010
Thank you! And what's her name?
>>725673758
Yeah i have been confused here, once but *shrug*, how are you Vert?
>>725673886
Thank you Hikari.
>>725674121
Don't worry the older you get the faster time flies.
>>725674198
Sorry to ask, but can you tell why?
I'm pretty good, for once i have something to strive for.
I've been really tempted to walk into traffic today.
>>725674010
Did you make the thread earlier?
>>725674195
If we knew each other, there's a chance you could do it now!
>>725674121
get stressed enough that your hair starts greying before your first day of college, then get anxious enough you never sleep and have bad skin.
>>725674264
good luck with the caffeine, hon.
>>725674283
hey love.
>>725674451
it's a long story, and I don't want to bring down the entire thread's mood. and it's the kind of story that would do that.
>>725674198
Maybe, but it's never been too much of an issue for me, so I never looked into it though.
Wonder if it can be seen as a byproduct of being forced into this whole career path?
>>725674211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY3O2aGfzhs
After I finish my Fallout 4 playthrough, I'm starting another New Vegas playthrough.
>>725674390
Uh, that's me in the photo, my name is Dr. Manhattan, if you want more pics you can pay with cookie dough to this adress
1000 Colonial Farm Road Langley, Virginia 22101
>>725674596
I already don't sleep. every single day is a living hell. please I want to die.
>>725674585
Don't try to bait me out of my anonymous status, but that's a sweet deal, i might take it <3
>>725674264
Shopped!
Also hello.
>>725674623
Where have you been? I've been meaning to harass you about Watchmen.
>>725674264
Well, tonight was the first time it was specifically because of sadness, at least.
Puntero
>>725674532
>
I wanna do this to her
>>725674700
That's not enough, either start eating less or go to therapy, go big or go home.
>>725674804
>Puntero has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "28".
>>725674700
welcome to the club, bud.
but seriously, if you feel that way, speak to a sleep professional, and not the kind in air quotes that will tell you "our mattresses are great!"
the kind that wire suction cups to your head and monitor your sleep.
if it's covered on your insurance, at least.
same thing with a therapist, re:death wish
>>725674700
Why is megalomaniac the universal shitposting icon?
>>725674758
Watchmen? Isn't that a brand of cereal? Wasn't it banned in Europe for containing traces of lead and horse semen?
Ask Reisen, I think she knows about that. Also ask her if she wants to pat my head and rub my belly.
>>725674451
Tired, a little annoyed and dealing with the fact that I probably don't have the control over my emotions that I used to. Though the latter is something I'll just deal with.
>>725674596
Do you need good luck for caffeine?
>>725674702
>not letting yourself be baited out of anonymous status
But why? We're all friends here.
>>725674758
They're as real as I am!
Evening, how're you doing?
>>725674766
We both know that's not healthy, though.
>>725674845
But how can you be sure Reimu has a penis to put into your butt?
>>725674867
im doing both.
>>725674804
Pointer.
>>725674845
Dawww, you changed the filename and all. Such a sweetheart.
>>725674596
Hey you.
I hate myself and everyone around me.
>>725675023
Don't worry, I'm not doing horribly or anything. I'll be fine.
>>725675112
You know, Microsoft Sam can't pronounce the word 'pointer' correctly.
Please don't bully me for this post, I was just sharing a fun fact.
>>725675218
I just hate myself
>>725674596
If you need to talk in the futura and you are on steam please free feel to add me i'm in Remu's group. Delita Heiral
>>725675023
Make sure you get enough rest, is college annoying you? work?
>>725675260
*Bites your soft ears*
>>725675263
I thought about you recently.
>>725675288
You lack ambition
dont mind me, just late as always, how is everyone?
meow
-meowbot
>>725675023
Mm just posting inbetween chores, mostly.
Do you have any exciting weekend plans?
>>725674981
It's the crunch you can believe in.
Also, that sounds suspicious, were you off on another spacetime adventure?
>>725675668
Oh, it's Quetmu, hi!
>>725675023
>But why? We're all friends here.
This way i make Reimu smile more often.
>>725675417
H-hey... Just because you have a cuter avatar now doesn't mean I'll go easy on you! Don't make me call you Tina.
>>725675260
I hope not.
>>725675417
The team I'm working with can be a little frustrating at times, that's all.
>>725675694
Maybe, it'll depend on if my friend pulls through. We'd like to play some things via LAN if we can, we haven't done it in a long time.
>>725675704
But why?
>>725675611
I lack a lot of things. You know this
>>725675932
You hope I won't be fine~?
>>725675417
Don't bully the ears, you're supposed to stroke them and gently scratch them.
Unless it's a playful nibble, that's OK. A better method is to bite her ears, and, in the moment that she's taken by surprise, tickle her belly.
Try it out, I dare you. Do it or I'll unleash a pathogen upon your town.
>>725675611
I don't want to ask what made you think of me, because you're going to say something rather hurtful, such as "I saw a pile of dog shit."
>>725675694
No, I was busy making post-apocalyptic Boston even more of a living Hell for mankind, creaturekind, robotkind, and any -kind that might fall into the gray area between the aforementioned -kinds.
To put it concisely, my Fallout 4 playthrough can be classified as a 'fuck quests, fuck humanity, fuck morals, make everyone suffer for your own amusement' kind of deal.
>>725676028
I hope you're not doing horribly, silly.
Haha... A few people from a Socialist Discord managed to get me to watch Upotte?
-EMT Anon
>>725676087
don't you need to do quests to continue the story?
-meowbot
>>725675932
Oh? What kind of LAN games do you guys played? I haven't done that in ages.
>>725676028
*pinches your cheek*
>>725676087
So you're the one responsible for Boston.
>>725676087
Not really, I was just thinking of anons I've met.
>>725675933
You should go out more often.
>>725675872
Don't worry i factored power too when choosing my avatar, just be glad i didn't make you my pet bunny directly, fufufufu~
>>725675932
Hang in there working with people can be a hassle but you learn a lot with those experiences too.
>>725676087
ok ok i'll give it a shot. >>725675872 *nibbles your ears playfully then takes you by surprise and tickles your belly*
This is gay as fuck, *bites Reisen's neck semi hard*
>>725676126
Hehehe.. I know. I was just messing with you.
>>725676216
no, just google fallout 4, and you get the entire story
>>725676314
wow okay
-meowbot
>>725676292
My my i forgot my avatar
>>725675112
hey, sorry for dipping out earlier. something came up.
I know that sounds like an excuse, but trust me on this one.
>>725675417
I'll shoot you a request tonight.
>>725675668
hey miss.
>>725676243
O-owww.. Hai.
>>725676292
B-baka. It's not like Terra could ever beat me.
>>725676246
Should. I don't though
>>725676656
Copy that c: in the meantime we can talk here, could you serve me a drink?
>>725676730
Don't worry bunny my new vessel isn't here to wage war but to bring peace and love. you are lucky
I think I'm getting a migraine you guys...
hi reimu
>>725676216
I mean, I'm doing the main quests, but I'm taking a shitload of time in between them.
It's been over 3 months in-game.
>>725676243
The nukes are responsible for making Boston what it is. I'm responsible for making the Commonwealth what it is.
>>725676246
The anatomy in this picture is fucking bizarre in a few subtle ways.
Al here, what's up everyone?
-Al
>>725677124
sorry :'(
cat
-meowbot
>>725677124
Want a hug? but be careful i might not let go ever.
>>725676656
ello miss, want some heinz deep-browned beans with tomato sauce? as it says on the label, i just made some
>>725676996
Baka, I'll tear you to pieces and sell the meat to Spacey's to sell in their Happy Space meals.
>>725677177
wow
-meowbot
>>725677291
can i eat it
-meowbot
>>725677348
yes
>>725677124
Oh, no.
I suppose resting is a good idea? People say tea helps, and I know some of you folks like your tea, but I think it's shit. Maybe you should turn off the lights, get some medicine with some tea or water, get yourself to a comfortable temperature, listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
many lovingz 2 u, Reimy-pie <3 (feel free to slap me for this cancerous fucking post)
>>725677448
ok
-meowbot
>>725676996
we've got beer, that's about it.
>>725677124
don't do a second thread, leave it to someone else tonight. please rest.
>>725677248
I'll pass.
>>725677238
I might not make you unless I feel nauseous all of a sudden...
>>725677185
It'll be okay.
>>725677124
A what? OH! I suppose you meant headache, excuse me if i'm too much of a peasant to know about these fancy words.
>>725677282
How cute, give me your best shot *yawns*
>>725677643
*pushes you into a pocket dimension and closes it off immediately*
Good luck in there for ETERNITY
>>725677183
Since nobody else will say it, hi, enjoying a great day, and what's up with you?
>>725677574
you sure? they're delicious
>>725676730
Hello!
>>725677511
>Reimy-pie
>>725677805
Not much, just was working on my paper and didn't realize the thread was up until now. What happened to make your day so great?
-Al
>>725677514
You don't need to sign every post, you plaid-wearing cum-guzzler.
>>725677282
>American Civil War + 156 years
>eating meat
I don't have an image smug enough for this one, so I'll just use the tiny postage stamp one.
Speaking of tiny postage stamps, how are your breasts doing?
I really hate being in a bad mood
Especially when that mood lingers
-Sweet Roll
>>725677910
maybe i do
i don't even have pictures of a certain character i like
so kill me
-meowbot
>>725677885
I was crazy worried about a meeting - someone wanted help programming something in FoxPro, which I haven't used in like 10 years, but it all went fine!
How's your paper coming - I imagine getting something so complex in a publishable state's going to take a ton of time.
reimu lets be friends
*escapes using x vanish*
Good try but not good enough *chuckles and fires a tiny fire1* this should end with you~
>>725677574
Beer is ok, it's Wednesday so i'm not in the mood to drink until Saturday, just a beer to chat .
>>725677910
Please forgive me for the mean things said in this post, the Canadians made me do it.
I must depart now.
>>725678147
ok bye
-meowbot
There are no anons seeking help in sight and sister is not here, this is rather boring.
>>725677880
How ya doin' sweetheart?
>>725678088
Nice job with the programming. I don't have much time to work on it, but I want to hammer away as much work as I can get done in as little time as possible then spend a bit refining it after I come back from my trip next month.
-Al
>>725678229
i'm here for you to talk to
>>725678147
on behalf of canada, i say it was the brits
>>725678229
>>725678229
>sister is not here
~I can be your sister if you want~
>>725678245
Hello my favorite bunny in the Omniverse, can I please have a good-night kiss
>>725678229
cry more
>>725678275
Oooh fun - a trip? Hopefully a well deserved vacation
>>725676243
I think we're still planning to play one of the Total War games this time. Every time we've tried it gets interrupted by something.
>>725676292
It's more like they ask a lot of me. A level of sacrifice that I shouldn't have to take, mainly.
>>725676294
You know I'm bad with that!
>>725678129
You should wake up from that dream and realize that your inventory is empty.
*shrugs*
>>725678475
As long as you don't talk about farts anymore.
>>725678506
Which is why I told you~
0 replies...That's it, you leave me no choice guys -Shoots a flare in the sky- I require logistic support!
>>725678475
nononono, i'll be her sister, if you want to settle it, lets play a childrens card game
>>725669914
こんばんは! お元気ですか?
>and yes other anons I speak Japanese, but rn I'm multitasking (and no, I am not a weeb)
>>725678505
Not at all, I'm flying out to do a training camp for the company that fired me. I felt bad for the poor bastards that have to be under the same command as I did, so when they requested us to come, I did it, even though I was pissed at first. The rest of my squad is going to be there to help with the training too, so I'll be able to meet with them. I will be using it as a break from my normal job and my paper though.
-Al