/b/, i cut some of my tights into thigh high socks but i'm

Like this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q

Tie some string around the thigh ends to tighten them? Or use tape under them? Surely there's a way to fake the thigh squish.

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>>725651737
>it's an "anon keeps spamming his shitty meme video about a dead topic in every relevant thread" episode

>>725651418
for the record I think youre hella cute with or without the squish anon
like, is that your natural hair?

>>725651418
looks perfect like it is now? i like it

>>725651769
I'm gonna try to use the elastic from the waistband of the tights, somehow.

>>725652452
tbh it might be because they're not actual thigh high socks, you could just buy some of those

>>725652452
do it and report back

>>725652210
Aw thank you! you're too kind :^)c

yes it is, although it's sloppily half-tied-back right now.

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I think you all forgot

>>725652259
Thank youuuu. However i think i might try and sew some elastic in. But still( you're too nice uwu

>>725652560
Do you expect a senior in high school without a job to have money?

>>725652909
without a job? ever heard about a blowjob? easiest 50$

>>725652909
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ didn't know that. speaking as someone with a job I can advocate bcos you can buy a buncha pretty clothes, but I get that you gotta make do w/what you have

>>725652909
no, but I'd expect a senior in high school to have a job.

>>725651418
your room is a fucking mess

>>inb4 tits or gtfo, for all you know i'm a trap
this is/b/
tits or gtfo OP

>>725653101
You have a point, but without the thigh squish i'll never find anyone who wants an intimate relationship with me, and that brings us back to our original problem.

>>725653244
Thanks for pointing that out. I would have never noticed if not for your keen eye.

>>725653190
Do you expect someone with depression and anxiety and literally no motivation or will to live or friends to get a job???

>>725653184
that's true, i should probably get one. sorry if i came across as attacking.

>>725651418
Why would you want that shit? It irritates like crazy.

>>725651418
Fold over once or twice, Sew in a stitch around the edge to hold it down, think a hem of a pant.
The folder over edge cretes a thicker surface padding that will look like its pressing into your say making you look thic and also finish off the edge so you dont look like a cheap tranny with ripped fishnets, furthermore the little bit of tightness will help hold them up

>>725653333
But i'm a trap, you're not gay are you? Fucking faggot

>>725653548
nice excuse faggot, go back to tumblr.

>>725651418
If you want dick just PUT OUT BITCH
>TITS OR GTFO THIS IS /B

>>725653633
no problemo hombre. also don't listen to that memelord up above it's totally fine to not have a job in high school

>>725653333
Quad god

>>725653714
EPIC COMEBACK FRIENDO
wow I'd never have thought to tell someone to go to Tumblr what a zinger what an epic le /b/ oldefage meme xD

>>725653750
YOU ARE A FAGUETTE, TRAP LOVER

>>725651418
Do people seriously like it when legs do a muffin top when wearing high socks lol i thought it makes it look bad

Why would you want to date a weeb though

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>>725651418
>"thigh squish"

aww yea

put on some weight and get it :3

>>725653708
>>725653937
post dick then?
or at least show your face so we can see if you're passable

>>725652452

cut the waist elastic in half, stretch around thigh, hand stitch a few times, then roll into top, quick and dirty. real ones use silicone banding bonded to the nylon

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>>725652574
wrapped the elastic from the tights waistband around one leg, i guess it was a slight improvement?

>>725653708
not gay if you dont show your cock.
then no one knows if youre lying
this is also /b/ so traps dont faze people

so

tits or gtfo

>>725654165
alright question
how do I get smooth like this
like I can shave but my thighs are always covered in red dots where the follicles are
is it like a moisturization thing?

>>725653333
Quads demand truth OP.

>>725654283
yea u r pretty slender

dont give up

should post pantie pics 4 the lulz

>>725653757
>>725653891

thank you, your kindness is making my day tbh

>>725654283
>>725654497
You're really cute, I'd totally go out with you

>>725654182
>>725654303
>>725654485

fukn fags, smh

>>725654283
Would cuddlefuck/10

>>725654680
kys white knight

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>>725654182
gey

>>725652707
>Trap

>>725654314
Its an exfoliation thing. Theres a certain way youre supposed to shave

>>725654811
10/10 would have sexual relations with

>>725654619
>>725654745
This is the kindest thing i've heard in a while. I hope you all have wonderful lives, you sweet, sweet faggots

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>>725654811
Let's see that soft feminine penor fagit

>>725654811
after seeing this pic i no longer support tits or gtfo
>3/10

>>725654811
>wud stretch out your anus/10 :3

>>725654811
damn you're actually cuter than I thought you would be

>>725654811
Wow you seriously look adorable

>>725654784
but i'm op and i'm the one that said that, am i white knighting for myself or is there something i'm missing?

>>725651418
fucking females think they can just post without showing their bodies. fuck off

>>725655103
sorry OP
didnt show OP next to post number

>>725654890
thank you, you glorious fag, i hope lots of happiness comes ur way

>>725654811
You almost remind me of my ex
I'd definitely kiss you and buy you pizza and touch your butt

>>725651418
It's gotten to the point where I honestly can't tell if it has a dick or not.

>>725651418
Do you sew? If not you should learn.

You could sew a channel around the top and lace some shock cord through it. It flexes and then you could just adjust it to your liking.

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>>725654966
well hey now, i don't encourage homosexuality but i can be kinda cute when i try :^(

>>725652707
Faggot. Tits or gtfo

>>725655596
dayum

im smittened

u r a q t

>>725655596
kinda cute when you try/10

>>725655596
good fucking lord are you sure you're a trap you're hella cute

>>725655015
Sodomy is a sin, fag, but thanks

>>725655017
>>725655052
>>725655202
You all are too, too kind and too, too gay.

>>725655596
Kik? Snap? I really want to like actually talk to you

>>725655158
it's cool, anon, my fault for being a phonefag

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>>725655596
there ya go cutie

op you gonna show us anything in the long run or just entertain the cringe until thread dies

So how bout them tits.... Or GTFO

>>725655674
>>725655690
>>725655741
>>725655780
Love you all ️️️️️️️️ You're making a sad trap's day

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Look at all these cucks precut ming to a solid 5/10. No wonder girls online dating are not serious. They have 70 neck beards white knighting like cuckZILLA.

>>725655780
kik is maggie.pines, putting this on /b/ is definitely a mistake but i can just block any desperate neckbeards, can't i?

>>725655919
woah. <3

>>725656035
Well you're not a fag, so no i'm not gonna show anything. I'm literally just here for sewing/fashion advice.

>>725656099
Please babe, can I hold your hand while you fuck him? They say.

Tits or gtfo

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>>725656099
Checked. Dubs are truth.

Rules are rules

>>725655919
thank you, it's the little things that count <3

>>725656041
what tits? are you asking for a shirtless pic of a males chest?? What are you, fucking gay?

>>725656333
you are clearly female stop playing trap lol

>>725656420
this. I mean yr cute and all op but we need the tits. or dick.

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>>725656411
Checked again. Get thread.

>>725656043
what are you sad about?

ITT: bitches trying to get out of the rules by claiming trap, like that doesn't just mean we need the dick as proof instead.

>>725651418
Why the hell would you want your thighs to squish together?

>>725656449
Could we get feet? <3

>>725656516
My friend died in a car wreck a few weeks ago, my grandpa is dying, and my anxiety disorder isn't making it any better. But such is life. thanks for caring :^)

>>725656456
this t.bh
no offense op you're pretty but theres no way you're a trap

>>725656629
Bwahahahaha

>>725656629
r you a boy or girl? proof pls

>>725656582
It's not together, it's the sock squishing the thigh fat. My friend who's a straight weeb is fuckin obsessed with it, and i have a thing for him so i'm trying to achieve it

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>>725656629
aw man, sorry to hear that. heres a frog band to cheer you up

>>725656675
just looking for validation from all the white knights, claiming trap to try and beat the rules.

>>725655919
>>725655596
>>725654811
post cock

>>725654811
Cute, I love the glasses.

>>725656810
This is the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me

>>725656411
Ayoooo

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>>725656629
""""anxiety disorder""""
It seems everyone I meet under the age of 20 likes to trot this tired refrain out. Why is it that every young person these days seems to have a rapsheet of pseudoconditions that they almost brag about?

Pic related is what someone your age would've been doing in the early 1900s, which I'd say would give you an actual reason to be anxious.

>>725657075
Thank youuu
>>725656902
gey

>>725657105
Just because some people may overgeneralize the term and treat it as if it makes them "special" doesn't mean that people with the legitimate affliction should be looked down upon.

>>725657247
post bulge at least
u owe us that for sending attention your way ^.^

>>725655596
You sure you're trap anon? You look too damn cute to be a trap mi, unless if you're a professional trap

>>725657105
>It seems everyone I meet under the age of 20 likes to trot this tired refrain out
maybe it's because the lives of youths in the modern world are intensely stressful
like, you can make false equivalencies all day but people get to complain about having stressful lives even if there are or were people who have had it worse

this logic is seriously so retarded. "you don't get to complain about anything ever unless you are literally the most miserable person in the history of the human race" ok anon ssh anon go back to bed anon

>>725657300
This

>>725657247
you're a guy who dresses as a girl with the audacity to call us gey

maximum faggot

>>725657540
lives of youths in the modern world are not stressful

>>725657672
that was literally the joke anon
have you ever been on the internet before

>>725657300
B-b-but your grandfather was likely in the war.
Your not allowed to feel anxiety, especially because anxiety disorders definitely don't have a biological basis and totally can't be passed on through genetic coding!
Don't get me started on people who claim to be "diabetic". Like, fuck me. Get over yourself, am I right?

>>725654283
Just eat a fucking pizza you telephone pole bitch.

>>725657816
comparing diabetes to anxiety lmao

>>725655919
Well shit. Wouldletyousuckit/10

This girl is way prettier than most "girls" I see on here, cock or no cock.

>>725657952
disregarding the second line lmao

>>725655919
Cute enough that I'd go out with. Does that make me gay?

>>725657705
do you have any reason for thinking that, or is it just because you're old and want to feel that fake sense of superiority flowing through your veins?

like, I'm trying to have an actual argument here and you're really giving me nothing, anon.

kids these days have to deal with bullshit just like everyone else.

>oh hey you know how you're currently going through the most formative and emotionally volatile times of your entire life? well, just be comforted by the fact that every decision your adolescent mind makes will have permanent, long lasting consequences that will drastically change the course of your entire life
>oh and have fun going through a shit education system that will put you in crippling debt for possibly the rest of your working life
>oh and have fun dealing with existential dread and the constant threat of nuclear war and the fact that all the old fuckfaces who rule the planet are doing nothing to save the environment
>oh and have fun with those drug addictions, and poverty, and a terrible job and housing market, oh and did I mention that if you don't have a social life and a steady job by the time you're 18 you might just be screwed completely who knows lol
>but kids these days with their Smart Phones and their Face Books amirite

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>>725657300
>>725657540
>>725657816

I'm not looking down upon it, but I think the immediacy with which people take to self-diagnosing, or worse being diagnosed with clinical anxiety disorders detracts from the historical seriousness of such a diagnosis. At best it's a matter of kids being stuck in echo chambers like this one where they themselves simply believe feelings of anxiousness or unease constitute a disorder rather than a side effect of the human condition. At worst it's the slightly more insidious possibility that medical practitioners are incentivized by large pharmaceutical concerns directly or indirectly to push these diagnoses on kids as young as middle school aged.

I guess it's like women who take offense to the notion that gender is a social construct, as it would seem to detract from the legitimacy and the difficulty of the struggle for women's suffrage and so on to dismiss their womanhood as a mere choice. I was patently miserable, consistently bullied, and constantly down during high school like a lot of us were I'm sure, but having survived it and prospered is now a point of character strength that so many kids will miss out on if this continues.

>>725657942
i literally ate 2 slices of cake for breakfast what more can i do

>>725658685
3 slices of cake

>>725658685
Marry me

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>>725658528
>>725657952
>>725657816
>>725657755
>>725657705
>>725657540

this is the best debate i've ever helped start

i'm on both sides

Shes average looking. fucking sad niggers in this thread

>>725655919
Fuck you totally pass. Ridden with acne but that never bothered me. Now tell me you're spanish please

>>725658791
Gladly, anon UwU

>>725658868
>three of those six tags have (you)s in them

jesus I gotta get off the internet

>>725658868
Plz be fmale plz b fml.

>>725658868
whats in the red cup?

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>>725658868
>>725658589
Sorry, didn't mean to derail. I just feel bad for kids growing up now. I've seen lots of my little brothers friends get stuck in the feedback loop of tumblr and think that everything the feel is a diagnosis they need to medicate for :(

>>725658944
nice to know only one person thinks the retarded shit you do.

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>>725658930
>>725658879
geez guys i know i'm not attractive but i'm not even trying today you gotta cut me some slack, have this from a few months ago i swear i'm cute sometimes

hey OP, which area? top or bottom?

>>725658868
God I'd love to go out with you if I weren't already taken

>>725659041
We will only care when you let us know your gender.
At least give some clues.

>>725659035
>still not actually rebutting anything
uh-huh, anon.

>>725659041
you look like a chick and a underage chick at that

>>725658868
Cure your acne and you will be great looking

Post sexy pics

>>725659017
it's a starbucks cup that says "lord voldemort" on it, got it years ago and when they called out my order being done they said "the one who shall not be named", was a good fukin kek for a 12 year old geek

>>725659041
I would keep you forever regardless of gender

>>725659041
Tell me you're spanish and you have my heart

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>>725658931
Thank u wafiu

>>725659140
I want to cum in it. Im straight I fucking swear.

>>725651418
Op i Like it! Show more

>>725659029
why feel bad for bad decisions others make?

>>725659174
lol

thats pretty good

gonna use that one ^.^

>>725658868
Solidify your status as our queen by telling us more about you.

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>>725659141
i wash my face twice a day w/ clearasail ultra, what more can i do?

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>>725659041
79 here. you look qt with short hair niggerino. do that more. u look like a skaterfag with long hair srry. Pic related.

>>725659140
>>725659089
told you, i'm a trap, stop trying to ignore your homosexua thoughts by clinging to the chance of me being female

>>725651418
Eh? I like thin women. I don't see any issue here. There are already plenty of squishy people (too many).

>>725659392
Genuine cuteTpatootE, send nudes.

>>725659041
you look just like this one actual girl I had a crush on in high school.

>>725659392
goto walmart and buy clearasil vanishing acne treatment cream

pretty much any cream with 10% benzoyl peroxide will work. shit works overnight for me.

all that other face washing stuff just made my face greasy.

>>725659392
Chop off dem nuts

>>725659392
stop washing it so much

wash your pillow case and sheets every other day
or every day if you're anal :3

btw, i need to know if you are a boi

>>725659392
Wash it thoroughly with water instead, bb.
Face washes are too harsh to be used twice a day, but they'll tell you to anyway so they can sell more.

>>725654811
10/10 would poke

>>725659041
>>725659219
And tell that you're not attractive to my boner

>>725659041
T H O T D E T E C T E D

Just kidding you're okay

>>725659411
I need a haircut but once again i'm broke

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>>725659528
>>725659392
Benz peroxide however bleaches out all your clothes.
Salicylic acid twice a day actually works if you're diligent about applying it, and it doesn't bleach your shit.

>>725659445
Are you though?

There are probably a lot of girls out there that wish they looked like you.
i'm a solid 60% sure that you're probably a girl. I'm certain that it's a definate possible, maybe.
Oh god... what the fuck. I think I like men.

>>725659392
Dalacin, also pills.

>>725659652
I wanna live there

>>725659635
im sure these neckbeards will send you money if you ask lol.

>>725658685
No, you dumb attention whore. Eat an entire large pizza.

>>725659392
Use honey on your face to clear up dirt and stuff without getting rid of essential skin oils. Wash/change pillowcases twice a week. Don't use acne face wash but once a week at the very most

>>725659668
>Oh god... what the fuck. I think I like men.

welcome to /b/, brother. we're all so proud of you.

>>725653548
Yeah. You're not the only person with those problems. And guess what faggot, those people get up, get jobs and live their life. That's not an excuse for your laziness.

>>725659141
Improve your eating habits. Drink at least 1 - 1.5 liters of purified water a day. Spirulina is an excellent for detoxing the body and is high in vitamins, minerals, and amino acids. Get plenty of sleep. 30 - 45 mins of exercise per day.

>>725659041
if you have any contact info send it here, throwaway mail ;*
[email protected]

>>725659392
stop posting your face more cute skirt pictures!

Greasy pimple ridden faggot. Do the world a favor and kill yourself you mentally degenerate pussy.

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>>725659970
dont make fun of the qt trap, i will go super saiyan on u nigger

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>>725659609
I. S P O T. A. T H O T.

and thanks my guy, got a good kek out of this

>>725660153
Your eyes are gorgeous... welp it's gonna take me time to forget you

>>725660153
YOU'RE A GIRL PRETENDING TO BE A TRAP!!!

I'M NOT GAY!!!! OKAY!!!

>>725659392
Take acutane

>>725660153
i cant save these pics you look way too young

post more recent pics

OP please show your magnificent ass

>>725660300
Don't take acutane! I'd rather you had acne than go through the sides that shit comes with!

>>725660153
Pretty sure you ain't trap

>>725653548
I mean, I generally wouldn't expect that person to find a significant other with no friends, so...
Flawed premise? Just a bit?

>>725660153
You are pretty cute

>>725660316
Hasn't stopped me from saving

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>>725660153
Mah dick

post the fucking lewds already, please

>>725651418
I'm a weeb and I'm in love. Your very attractive nothing to worry about.

>>725657300
As says every "mental dissorder" filled angsty 20 year old faggot.

>>725659041
>dog filter
I didn't know you were such a massive cockwhore, anon. Duly noted.

>>725659041
God if I could only get ahold of you.

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Post one with the cougar filter OP

>>725660272
Thank ou so much. That last bit made me sad, dont be sad, hmu on kik

>>725660279
Nope, im definitly a trap, youre gay

>>725661009
you r cute

def a dude tho

but still would rek your anus :3

>>725660814
>>725661009
i deleted snapchat bc my cockwhore days are behind me

>>725661111
Prove you're a trap op

>>725659609
How old r u?

>>725660693
cant talk to girlz, meh anxietyyyyy hurdurrrr