B HOLY FUCK HELP NOW! HELP HELP HELP!
Ill make it quick
>be me
>european girl i meet online says she loves me and will move to america for me (already bought plane tickets)
>says she will literally kill herself if i dont choose her and says shes already been hospitalized 5 times because of this
>no one is stopping her and im pretty much her only friend
I love her too BUT, i have yellow fever, and always thought i would marry an asian girl and i only met this girl because i was depressed one night
WHAT DO I DO!?!?! She says i need to make a decision in 30 mins.
bump PLEASE B
Give her the wrong address
>>725647602
>thinking you'll get anyone else
>much less an asian
you should make a decision then dumbass u on a time limit.
>>725647881
She has no idea what i even look like or where i live
>>725647602
give her an address to a therapist
>>725647894
i know. im a pathetic ugly loser. The girl even says im pathetic herself, but she still loves me.
And i know every guy wants an asian girl. But.... what the fuck can i do? Ive wanted an asian wife my whole life.
>>725647910
oh, for the love of god, someone make it for me
My yellow fever is literally going to turn me into a murderer. How can i live with myself!?
IM ONLY 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T AND JUST A SENIOR IN HIGHSCHOOL
shes literally counting down for me right now. anyone please....
Do it! Don't regret not doing it later, I've been here before. I regret making the wrong choice. Do it! :DD Be with her. :oo
>>725647602
>says she will literally kill herself if i dont choose her
Sounds like the problem solves itself.
>>725647602
tell her you have yellow fever faggot, also, tell her you're an actual faggot, that should get her eyebrows raised, say you were just drunk and depressed that night
>>725648163
Personally, I would do it and try to make her life better because I'm a faggot with a soft spot for damaged goods.
From a third person point of view, I'd say it's really not worth it whatsoever. Even if you do get with her (Assuming this IS a real female and you know what she looks like) she will probably end up making your life miserable as she is obviously unstable.
As for what to do, I can't say I'm sure what you should do. One option is to get mental help for her but that would obviously involve you explaining the details of what happened to someone. I wouldn't want her to kill herself either but maybe you could try to talk it out if you think you even could. Make it clear that if she wants to be with you, she can't be so hysterical and dramatic.
Also about the yellow fever, it's probably best to think about that as a fantasy because you have a very real situation going on now. You likely won't have a good relationship with an Asian girl just because she's Asian. Hopefully you won't be too disappointed.
>>725648373
Okay, you need to calm the fuck down, kiddo. Maybe you're the one who needs a therapist here.
i dont know what to fucking do......
Why does my yellow fever do this.....?
>>725648987
kek
>>725649155
I did tell her i have yellow fever. And if she does kill herself, i rathered it say i had yellow fever in the news than me being gay.
T_T
>already bought the plane tickets
fucks sake OP
OP you're clearly a retard this is your only chance say yes
>>725647602
You said you love her too, so
stop being a fucking piece of shit, pansy-ass, mouth-breathing, tumor on society, waifu-masturbating, weeaboo abomination, tiny dicked virgin who's so fucking obsessed over a country on the other side of the planet that you may literally cause someone to die. Man the fuck up. Tell her you love her, then at least you'll bag some puss, the one thing it is impossible to do if you keep fantasizing about your perfect squid-eating slant eyed hentai babe that will never exist. Fuck you, now go get yourself a girlfriend.
>>725649264
don't be such a faggot, JUST FUCKING DO IT
( oh wait, does she know you're a dude? if not, pretend to be a lesbo chick then, that'll be fun)
>>725649282
>>725649325
>>725649366
but.... an asian girl is out there waiting for me.
let her be an hero.
>>725647602
Getting all the details out of the way, they make this messy.
Three choices:
1- Get her to come. Let her see a therapist for this shit.
2 - Don't let her come. Get her to see a therapist there (get in conctact with her parents or something).
3 - Don't let her come, and let her stew in her own threats.
Either way. It's blackmail. She's THREATENING you.
"If you don't do this, I'll do that."
She's not a stable, fun girl for you. Don't get mixed up with her romantically.
>>725647602
You know I always love you no matter what happens.
>>725649460
( you wish homo-senpai )
>>725649460
You're just stupid
>>725649460
see
>>725649431
there is no asian girl waiting for you, you filthy weeb trash. go jack off to your anime collection then tell the girl you love her.
>>725649160
Also to someone this, it seems your "yellow fever" is just a side affect of you being a weeaboo, just a fantasy.
You made a mistake, more than one actually. Just deal with it the best you can. This is real life, your actions have consequences and you unfortunately accidentally made an action you didn't want.
>>725649460
No, just shut the fuck up or fuck off. You're just being delusional and giving weebs a bad name. You made your bed now lie in it.
>>725649431
in 8 minutes OP is kill, F for the fag who can't make up his mind
>>725649460
lol no you stupid pathetic excuse for a human. now, follow link for further instructions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs
>>725648987
this
She has no parents. Shes been alone more most of her life and im a the first person she loved. She literally works a job to pay for anything, and these plane tickets are her life savings. Now she told me to just take my time and shes crying in bed.
How could she love me so much? Weve only talked for 2 days...
>>725650173
you....
STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT GOING ON IN HER LIFE, AND YOU STILL OPT TO DENY HER EVEN AFTER SHE LITERALLY THREATENED TO KILL HERSELF? AFTER HER PARENTS ARE DEAD AND SHE'S USING HER LIFE SAVINGS TO BE WITH YOU? YOU BETTER GET WITH HER BITCH.
>>725650173
how much younger? you could make this a story of adopting some chick as a daughter, that would be funny
>>725650173
nigga i hope that if you turn her down you'll finally find a perfect asian qt, only for her to pull the same shit on you and you'll finally kill yourself, leaving the world a better place.
Tell her to make a livestream killing herself. Need sum lulz
>>725650173
You can't be serious.
Are you mentally retarded?
>Weve only talked for 2 days...
>im a the first person she loved
Does this add up to you?
Either she's fucking with you. Or you're fucking with us.
On the one hand this girl is clearly mentally unstable
But on the otherhand you're a retard
muh yellow fever guess what you fucking weeb there's no slant eye out there waiting for you now get your dumb hentai loving ass into gear and make a fucking decision
Honestly I don't want you to get with her because you'll procreate but if you continue to follow your slant eye obsession the human race won't have to worry about your retarded offspring
>>725650524
I dont fucking know.
She said she lost her viriginity already and have been with multiple people, but has never loved them.
This whole thing feels like some sick twisted plot for anime.
And now, i only have 8 minutes to decide.
She's a psychopath and so are you, OP. At least one thing you have in common.
>shes already been hospitalized 5 times because of this
Obviously she isn't able to actually kill herself, so don't panic. Trying to and failing at killing yourself is just some pussy move of beta fags/bitches who don't know how to deal with life.
So here's what I would do (32 year old, actually have lived a sane life so far):
- If you told her to buy the tickets, let her come to visit you, but make it clear that it's casual and you are not stupid enough to blindly marry an insane person on the spot.
- If she just bought the tickets on her own without asking you first, she's even more stupid than you, so don't let her come to visit you.
That's it, just make a sane, logical decision for once in your miserable life, faggot.
>>725650568
amen brotha. at this point it's just about us not wanting the girl to die, we harbor no positive emotions for OP
>>725650747
>>725650173
>>725649460
>>725647602
Time stamp with proof of this or Gtfo.
(smart anon here)
Anyone know a way to cure Yellow Fever in 5 mins?
>>725650779
what this guy says, also never feel guilty for someone saying or actually killing themself. they make that decision not you. not your fault.
>>725647602
Tell her you will allow her to move to america with you if she procures a hot asian fuck toy for you and she gets in on the action.
>>725650747
if it's like an anime, then go with it you piece of shit weeb. you already practicall confessed you jack your dick off to anime every night, as well as literally every reaction image you've posted has anime in it
pretty sure y'all getting troll'd
i'm out cya nerds
>>725647602
Sounds like a scam.
i say go for it though.
That way when u realize u have been scammed u can an hero for us!
>>725650848
yeah, give us the status on things. good job smart anon
>>725650779
I DIDN'T TELL HER TO BUY THE TICKETS!
I broke up with her, then i checked one last time to see how she took it, and she literally bought it out of nowhere.
I had no idea how drastic this situation was till now!
>>725651058
Either I'm getting trolled or OP is so retarded he refuses to listen to any of the people responding to him. Like what the fuck kind of answer does he want?
>>725651033
>>725650399
>>725649633
>>725649366
dubs say do it
>>725651121
Time stamp next post or Confirm Toll thread
(smart anon here)>>725650848
>>725650173
does she happen to be 16 and romanian by any chance
IM NOT A TROLL. I WISH I FUCKING WAS. I WISH I NEVER MET HER. I WISHED I STAYED A SUICIDAL NEET HOPING TO ONE DAY GET ASIAN WIFE.
OP you are literally the only human alive who wouldn't do it. Get the girl.
dude just fucking go with it nigga
ITT:
do you have pics of the girl? or is every fucking image on your hard drive anime
So have you even seen her pictures? Do you know what she looks like? >>725647602
>>725648373
>>725649166
>>725649460
>>725650173
>>725650747
>>725651121
>>725651510
>>725651510
confirmed, OP IS A FAG, EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP, NO TIMESTAMP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>725651689
Im glad i could be of help /b/ros
(Smart Anon)
BUT YOU LOVE HER YOU RETARD
>>725651689
listen here, either go and sit in the corner for 15 minutes or help us shit on op. guess which one is more fun, my child
>>725651656
Yes. She gave me her facebook
She looks really hot too.
>>725651839
Lmao. All these posts with capitals are OP.
31 posters and 67 posts
>>725651990
Show us pictures.
>>725651990
Link the Facebook
Give up on your dreams of an anime waifu, the japs want nothing to do with a country that nuked them twice
>>725651990
if shes hot
then be with her
it's that simple
Come on boy, I know you can do it! Put two and bloody two together!
>>725651990
Why would she have a Facebook if you are her only friend and she is desperate enough to threaten you?
Checkmate
>>725651990
Man, i know that feel of the yellow fever. Answer me this. Do you speak japanese? No? You're too stupid? Be with the fucking girl.
>>725652308
this was a pretty logical post, kudos to you sir
>>725647602
Tell her to give you money so you can fly over. Freevacation.jpg
>>725652334
Ive been studying japanese since I was 16. I passed the jlpt n4. I went to fucking japan for a summer.
ALL FOR AN ASIAN WIFE
i dont even like anime that much. Its just that having an asian wife and kids has been my goal for my whole life and gives me a purpose to live.
I still believe there is an asian girl out there for me
>>725652456
Actually not a half bad idea. If she actually loves you that much, enough to kill herself if you don't love her back, then she'll send the money and you fly over. Both a test and a solution.
>>725652753
no... no, come on dude. please no. tell me you're joking.
POST PICS OF HER OP
>>725652871
Im not. I gave up animation and drawing, just to get asian wife. I feel like I need to and its muh purpose. I love muh asian wife.
>>725652753
what's worth more, your delusions or the life of a real human being? at this point, all you're doing is trying and failing to talk yourself out of it.
>>725653020
you stupid fuck
>>725653020
I have no words for how utterly retarded you are.
I'm trying, but there's no way to describe how much of a failure you are.
>>725652753
I dont understand OP
>get together with sicko
>learn how yo please a woman
>find asian wife
>dump sicko
>???
>profit
>>725653020
>love muh asian wife
nigga you don't even have one
>>725653020
>>725647602
Impregnate her while you can
>>725651510
Have her fly out and kill yourself while she's on the plane. It'll be funny
>>725653020
https://seanhamptoncole.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/how-to-stop-being-stupid-in-10-easy-steps/
How the fuck did you get yellow fever
>>725653020
...Leave.
>>725653263
Yes... or not? Op you said shes told you youre a pussy or a piece of shit? I dont wanna go back up and read. Either what he said for a lil bit judt for poon or just say fuck that bitch if she feels that way about you. She sounds like she will step all over you/try to take advantage and make you her bitch constantly threatening her own life.
>>725653736
It's called a "birth defect"
>>725647602
You are describing an abusive relationship.
But more likely this is all bullshit and it's a green card maneuvre.
>>725653736
You new?
stop the gay OP for real
fuk thred im out
>>725653020
>>725653825
Possibly so didnt think of that. Not op btw
he
heh
hehee
its been 30 mins
heheheh
shes dead
>>725647602
Do it you fucking faggot, it will be the best thing you could ever do with your pathetic life
>>725647602
Hey, OP.
I know it's already been 30 minutes, but I am an asian girl (I can prove) and a sadist.
If you give her up for me, I will be veeeeery pleased and will love you like I never loved anyone else, since no one else ever "killed" another girl for me.
How about it?
>>725655337
Post pics of yourself to prove it
let her die.sounds like a matter of time anyways. fuck.let her corpse it up in her own country.
>>725655337
lmfao this thread is fuckin lit
This . Thread .
>>725655337
No thanks, I am gay as fuck
Yellow fever?
Jesus christ get some help
Bumpu-des
>>725647602
Do it!!! then make her kill herself when your fever gets too high.
Bingo dead wife and no problem
>>725655337
This.
your dumb ass got b&'d
She is a yandere type probably. If you dont cheat on her, she can be pure loyal to you. I would do it but you have to decide it for yourself
Liar...
Last thread you said you had a bitch that wanted you to move to Europe..
and you were a neet so it was out of the question.
Kek liars aren't cool.
>>725647602
>She says i need to make a decision in 30 mins.
The answer is NO.
You DO NOT want a psycho on your hands.
>>725659232
i agree with anon