>female >german >19 >weeb >no """""bff""""

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Here is your (You), you fucking attention whore.

Whats your fav drink?

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>>725632665
Didn't feel the need to.
Also, thanks. Though I'm mostly doing this because I am pretty bored.

Tits or GTFO

>>725632771
Hard to say because I don't really have anything I dislike but I guess it's Rockstar, a german energy drink.
>>725632777
I'd rather not. Also, nice trips

Show tits with timestamp. Dont show face

>>725632597
Do you have a hobby?

Trips have spoken! Tits or GTFO!

>>725632987
Well, if you count watching anime as one. I don't really do anything beside that. Maybe lurking and posting on 4chan and watching a few youtube videos.

Ever fapped with someone with a webcam?

>>725633108
Nah, I don't even own a webcam to begin with. Some dude tried fapping to me over Whatsapp though, if that counts.

>>725632597
Wo wohnst du?

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How good looking are you from 0 to 10.
Where do you live?
Fucken?

>>725633390
Wer will fucken?

>>725632597
On a scale from 0 to 10, how much do you enjoy the attention this post is giving you?

Tits or GTFO!

Do you have autism?

Send nudes?

>>725633381
NRW, in some village near Darmstadt
>>725633390
Can't really rate myself. I'd say if I actually try to look good I am a 7/10 tops, though probably more like a 6/10
>NRW, in some village near Darmstadt
Again, I'd prefer not to.

How did you quit video games?

>>725633560
It's different from my normal life, also I'm mostly just lurking.
So I'd say 8/10
>>725633643
Literal autism, no. Though I'm not good around people.

Was willst du erreichen?

>>725633742
I don't know myself, they just got boring some day at day after day after that they just got more and more boring until I stopped.

If the opportunity for casual sex arose would you take it?

would you fuck the 2hu

>>725633872
What kind of games did you used to play.

>>725633869
Bachelor in Sozialwissenschaften.

>19
Fuck off you fucking newfag.

Oh wait, I know, you've been here since you're 15 so you're technically not a newfag but you can't tell to not piss of mods.

>>725634171
Und es läuft gut? Und was willst du danach machen?

>>725633966
Not quite sure, I don't have a high sex drive to begin with. Probably not.
>>725634054
Yes.
>>725634068
Games like GTA, Civ 5, Visual Novels (though that's not really playing, more like reading) a bit of battlefield and Dark Souls 3. I tried Overwatch but I don't really like it.

>>725634171
Es ist gut.

>>725632597
How big is your dick?

>>725634257
Ich denke schon es läuft ganz gut. Bin mir noch nicht ganz sicher was genau, aber etwas im Bereich der Medien, Fernseh- und Rundfunk.

>>725634542
I think it's around 0 inches big.

>>725632597
How fat are you?

>>725634834
Do you know the von klinegonburgs?

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>>725634414

>>725634976
5'9 and about 118 lbs

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>>725632777
You heard the man.

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>>725635066
No.
>>725635119
8/10 because of striped pantys
Thanks.

>>725635144
Proof?

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>>725635340
Kogasa is for fucc

>>725632597
Can I see your tits and pussy????

>>725632597
Why not gaming and university? I do both currently. Have been gaming for 15 years, dont think I can stop.

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>>725635386
>Kogasa is for fucc
I agree.
>>725635377
Eh, I pass. Either take my word for it or just think I'm fat.

>>725635579
ok fatty

>>725632911
>>725632777
Kek demands it slut

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>>725635569
It's not that I stopped because of university, it's that it got boring after so many years. I don't have anything to play anymore that I find enjoyable.
>>725635417
Here a picture of my tits.
Origanu. Still, just stop trying. I've never send out nudes so I'm not gonna do it today.

>>725635770
Then gtfo. No one gives a shit about you.

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time to fap

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>>725635144
what kind of entertainment do you get from
going onto /b/ proclaiming to be a girl just so that
a good dozen fat degenerates can ask to see your tits?

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>>725635846
>mad because no gf so no daily nudes
How does it feel that I am in the same situation as you only that I COULD if I wanted to.
>>725635856
Yes, please.

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>>725636032
I knew those neckbeards would come. I just hoped that there would be some peopel that'd ask questions. As I said, I am mostly just bored, so I made this thread.

Zur Seite mit dir!
Tits or gtfo

>>725635770
Have u tried League of Legends?

>>725636221
This
>>725636100
How does it feel knowing that the only reason anyone will ever give a shit about you is because you have tits, and that even that won'tbe enough most of the time

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>>725636221
Atleast you're actually using the original phrase.
Not like those other german fags here who translate every fucking word to german instead of just typing it in english.

>>725636348
I did, played it for like a year and a half or so. Then realized I sucked ass and stopped.

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>>725636354
Atleast I dont have to work for a partner then. No one would want you for your dick, because there are bigger and better ones. The fact you haven't seen real non porn tits once in your life is not my fault.

>>725636566
The fact that nobody gives a shit about you and that the only use you are to anyone is as a fuck toy isn't my fault

>>725636411
Im good but bad lol. You play it to improve everyday, cant just spontaneously be good.

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>>725636916
Don't you realize that you're the same? Even if there is a """"woman"""" that would want you, she'd only use you as a sextoy. Still nice to see that the neckbeard rage is still at full power. Keep going, anon.

>>725637131
Yeah, I know it takes patience, guess I quit because I didn't really have any.

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>>725636100
>>725635856
Alright done, time to leave

>>725637286
Nice.
Goodbye, anon.

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>>725637151
The neckbeard rage is quality, good job OP

are you fat or overweight or have big ears or nose

>>725637562
As already stated, I am not fat. Well, my ears are tiny enough to be hidden by my hair. I also, thank god, don't have a jew nose. It's rather tiny
>>725637556
>nice dubs
Thanks, anon.

>>725637809
What are you studying in university?

>>725638398
Trying to get a bachelor in meds.

>>725632597
Will I get the such?

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Fucking kraut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRRcGdsX8pg

>>725638761
Don't get me wrong, I hate this country too. After my bachelor I'm gonna move out of here anyway.

>>725638459
Wasn't it social studies just a while ago? Could it be, that you are making things up?

>>725638896
Why do you hate Germany?

Why do all Germans speak English? I know you have to learn a second language in school, but I also know there are other options. Why English? Is it so you can watch American movies?

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>>725638931
*poof*

>>725638896
Do you fuck arab guys? Heard that German women are sluts.

>>725639026
>dude just wait for hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_yd4bgBK4

>>725639075
Germans learn English as a main subject next to German and Maths

>>725639026
Every single german person I've met on the internet is either fucking cringey or mentally disabled. Also the fact that Merkel doesn't stop with the fucking immigrants is annoying as fuck too.
>>725639075
Well, the reasoning normally is "It's the language that the most countrys speak" I mean its better than spanish, french or latin anyway.

>>725634414
shit game tier detected. abort thread.

>>725639186
Most of them are, sadly. Fucking Muslims are really the most annoying thing this country has. Stupid as fuck and then when they get bad assignments "huh whuat omagwad this prof is so racccisttt" For all that I care they can die.
Though I don't like german guys that much either.
>>725639306
Yup. Though most schools also have you pick a fourth one.

>>725634414
what visual novels did you play?

>>725639400
>Playing games you don't like
>shit tier
Alright neckbeard.

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>>725639324
Here we go. OP is a lying cunt. Sage thread.

>>725639502
You only like anime guys huh? Flicking ur pale German bean to Ash Ketchum.

>>725639580
All the Ace Attorney games.
Dangaranpa, Clannad, eden*, Furifuri, Guilty Crown, Hatoful boyfriend, Oregairu, Kaze no Uta, Imouto paradise and a few more.

>>725639792
Nah, I prefer philippines, koreans and a whites, though most of the germans are horrible.
>>725639590
Oh yeah, sorry that I'm not a proud neet like most here.

>>725640150
**a few whites

>>725632597
what do you study?
where do you study?
top 3 qualities of your 10/10 guy?

>>725640150
That's not the problem. First it's social science, then it's meds. You are obviously making things up so there is no reason to keep this going. I'll stop bumping your thread now and everyone else should too.

>>725640377
If you look a bit up, I made the university part up so yeah, I graduated and am now looking for a job, without success.
Top 3 qualities? Hmm...
low sex drive
also a weeb
and normal a body (not fat, not skeleton skinny not unhygienic)

>>725640610
>I messed up
>admit i lied about my education
>"lol ur whole life is a lie this is bs"
Sure, anon.

>>725640802
>low sex drive
why?

>>725641091
Because I don't really have that high of a sex drive either, if my partner wants it, then okay but not like 6 times every day.
>stfu roastie all women are sluts

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>>725640802
Here I just blasted your ideal man all over the toilet

>>725632597
I am a female pay me attention
>no tits
yeah GTFO

>>725641283
girl 6 times a day... thats sick.
i think everday is often.
and: pls tell me what university? i already read that you want your bachelor in meds. heidelberg?

>>725641283
So let me get this straight! You are a neet, a weeb, socialy akward, browse /b/ and make shit up on the internet? You are a complete failure. Holy shit.

>>725632911
denies tits to trips, post number 9-11

the gods have spoken

>>725641606
she finished university, definatly not a neet.
a weeb, well weebs will be weebs.
what shit did "she" (i actually trust op, fuck me if its a guy) make up?

>>725641606
Yeah thanks, I know.
>>725641548
Yeah it was a bit over the top. Also, I already said I lied about going to university. Sorry, anon.
>>725641304
>Implying you're any better than that.

>>725641828
That I went to university, that is made up. So yes, I am a neet. I graduated school and I can't find a job. The rest is still me though.

>>725633679
yeah, Darmstadt in NRW...

>>725641903
what do you really do?
and... whats your eye color?
aaaaand.... what bundesland are you from?

>>725632597

>>725632597
You're the female version of me

>>725642092
I said in a village NEAR Darmstadt. Like a half hour drive.

>>725642290
but you're not german so GTFO and leave her to me <.< faggot. do it.

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No evidence, no dice.
Now fuck off.

>>725642114
Job-wise? Searching for a job.
My eye color is green, and I'm close to the border between Hessen and NRW, though I'd say I live in NRW because the nearest city to my village is in NRW.

>>725632597
Why are you so fat?

>>725641903
ayyy.... darmstadt ja?
was is dein schulabschluss? und als was bewirbst du dich so?

>>725632597
Incredible how anons still believe you're a girl without any evidence of neither tits or tinestamp

>>725642290
>>725642453
You heard him anon, what will you do?
Run away like a fat neckbeard or stand up against him like some alpha male?

>>725642453
>no "bff" or "bf", nor do I want one

Retard

>>725642501

das bin ich >>725642603 ;)

>>725642511
>118lbs
>fat

kek

>>725642641
>people actually believe something without having to view fucking tits
How dare they.
>>725642603
Fachoberschulreife.
Einzelhandelskaufmann.
>>725642511
Because your thoughts are making me fat.

>>725642741
i dont know what bff and bf is even supposed to mean. best friend? best friend forever? lol, not looking for that at all.

>>725642685
Implying I'm interested

>>725642603
Nvm, I get what you were asking for now.
Realschulabschluss.

>>725632777
Kek has spoken

>>725642845
Kaufmann oder Kauffrau? o.O

>>725642931
bff is basically "OEMGEEE LIKE YOURE SO MY BEST FRIEND LIKE OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU LIKE OMAIGAWD"
and bf just means boyfriend.
>>725642952
Ouch.

>>725643008
Kauffrau natürlich. Ich höre nur den Begriff "Einzelhandelskaufmann" öfters als "Kauffrau"

>>725632777
Kek demands it

>>725643132
you say you don't want a boyfriend, let's differentiate this.. are you a girl who doesn't want a boyfriend or are you sure that as a woman you'll never want to have a husbando?
for what reasons?

>>725643436
I'm more like the first one. I just think I have better ways to spend my time alone, than doing something with another human.

>>725632597
have kids. save your race.

>>725643605
If you had taken Psych 101, you'd know that means you're an introvert.

Also, I'm kinda surprised that /b/ is a good number of posts into this without abandoning the thread. I usually see shit like this die off within the hour.

Oh the times, they are a changin'.

>>725643605
moah das hört sich schon traurig an. selbst wenn dich ein paar oder sogar fast alle menschen in deinem leben krass enttäuscht haben.. bist du wirklich schon mit 19 an dem punkt wo du auf alles scheissen und einfach für dich selbst seien willst? dieses leben ist das einzige das du hast und ein guter freund is von unermesslichem wert...

>>725643926
Oh hell no. I'm not gonna push a fucking human the size of a fucking bottle out of me.
Also I dont really care about my race.

>>725644007
Ich hab recht viel in der Schule mitgemacht, vom mobben bis hin zum erpressen. Also ja, ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass ich so bleiben will. Ich sehe das Leben mittlerweile sowieso eher als ein Glüclsspiel. Dieser gute Freund mag vielleicht von unermesslichem Wet sein, aber ich glaube da kann ich drauf verzichten.

>>725643995
Yeah, I never really took those tests serious so I didn't take it.
I agree that this is suprising. Though I think this is gonna die off soon now.

>>725644405
erpressen? zu was wurdest du erpresst?
wehe du bist irgendwann einfach weg... op bleib hier.

>>725633679
Findet in Darmstadt der Verkehr im Darm statt?

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>>725644874
german humor

>>725644678
Erst Sachen wie "Gib mal n Euro" etc.
Dann irgendwann Sachen wie beim Test abschreiben, mach dies und jenes, blamier dich.
Es wurde recht schlimm. Irgendwann ging es dann so weit, dass ich die Klasse wechselte, mit keinem mehr redete und in den Pausen nur noch auf der Toilette saß und auf die Glocke gewartet habe.
Du kansnt dir garnicht vorstellen wie froh ich war als ich die Schule hinter mir hatte.
Und ich bitte dich, bemittleide mich nicht. Das kann ich garnicht abhaben.

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>>725644874

>>725645103
Ich will verdammt nochmal ne Antwort

>>725645004
doch ich kanns mir vorstellen, ob dus glaubst oder nicht, ich hege ungefähr die selbe ablehnung für den großteil meiner mitmenschen und ich habe eine ähnliche zeit im gymnasium gehabt, bevor ich auf die realschule bin und dort einen auf cool gemacht hab. ich bin 5 jahre lang alleine runden um den schulhof gelaufen ^^

was macht dich glücklich?

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>>725645313
Nein, nein tut er nicht.

>>725645544
Wie schon gesagt, dass alleine sein. Frag mich nicht wieso, aber ich fühle mich nie einsam. Oder auch Sachen wie Anime oder Light Novels. Manche Musik lenkt wie auch ein bisschen vom Alltag ab

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>>725645004
Pussy als weib bist du doch sogar voll safe versuchs mal als kleiner blonder zwergen knilch auf ner schmierigen kanacken schule mit kanacken lehreren ich wurde immer durchgelassen

>>725645913
Du denkst auch ernsthaft diese nette Fassade welche Frauen haben ist ihr wahres Gesicht, stimmts? Vielleicht hab ich nicht wirklich körperlichen Schmerz empfunden aber definitiv mentalen.

Why aren't you posting this on Reddit?

>>725645737
ich bin echt kein otaku,

aber lass mich kurz die anime aufzählen die ich in guter erinnerung habe:

seven ghost
shingeki no kyoshin
death note
elfenlied
gokukoku no brynhildir
highschool dxd (<- ne spaß, lustig wars aber :D)

deine top5?

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>>725646540
Because reddit is an annoying leftist shithole full of benevolence

>>725646152
Keine ahnung ob du schomal richtig aufs maul bekommen hast aber ich kann dir sagen nach 2 gebrochenen wangenknochen kiefer , rippen und nem kiefer hast du neben deinen körperlichen qualen noch ganz andere sorgen