Gf's parents are out of town so I been staying at hers.

Put it in ur butt kek

up ya butt

>>725612576
Put it back where you found it, along with a photo of you using it
deliver OP

microwave it at maximum heat for 10 min

anal

> put your moms dildo away OP

Put somewhere in GF room so parents will find #deliver or die

put hot sauce on it

>>725612576
Turn it into a dish and serve it to your GF

up ya butt

>>725612800
Checked

>>725612576
>mail it to me
>archive/screenprint this thread
>wait 3-5 days for shipping
>open thread to see it in my ass

>>725612680
^^^ what this guy said

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>>725612576
Up your ass, hard, multiple times

>>725612576
paint it black

up ya buttt

Up the asshole it goes

Deep fry your poop and feed it to her family

>>725612576
post pic of it compared to your own dick

post gf's moms pic

>>725612673
Rolling

>>725613032
Roll

>>725612576
In your butt.

>>725612673
This

>>725612640
>>725612826
>>725612995

roll

douse in hot sauce, up ya butt.

>>725612576
Anal

stick it in your mouth

>>725612673
Roll

>>725613116

>>725613095
Reroll

>>725613192

>>725612576
Freeze it then up ya butt

Do ass to mouth with it.

wipe your face with it, and then stick it in your mouth while wearing your Gf's mom's lingerie

>>725612680
reroll

>>725613216

>>725613260

reroll

eat the top of it

>>725613213
Again

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Holy shit /b/

check 'em

>>725612576

Beat your gf with it.
Stream it.

eat it

>>725613299

>>725612673
This

>>725613339
so close

roll

Put it on your gf face while she sleeps take a picture and put the picture where you found the dildo. Hide the dildo randomly in the house.

Cover the original dildo with lube and shove it up your ass, and stick the other shit in your mouth

>>725613312
>>725612576
>implying you have a gf
>implying anyone on /b/ has a gf

op is just posting his own collection

shove it up your ass then throw it at a group of kids

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You know what we fucking want OP

>>725613412
reroll

>>725613312

Put all of that shit in the oven fir 10 min

write nice with a smiley face on it

>>725613412
>>725613448
reroll

>>725613412
Op here. Other shit isn't part of deal. Just for keks

>>725612680
do it faggot then eat it

>>725613131
What he said

Suck it and send a pic to your gf and make sure to tell her its her parents one

>>725613312
>>725613390
roll

up yer arse she goes and thar ye blow

Shove dildo up your ass, and then stick it in your mouth

>>725612680

roll

>>725613561
reroll

>>725613412
>>725613412
>>725613412
>>725613550

this

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>>725613556
So close

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>>725612576
>big fucker

I feel sorry for you

put it back where you found it and mind your own damn business.

>>725613561
rolls

>>725613412
roll

wear your girlfriend's mom's lingerie and shove it in your ass, take a pic and send it to your gf

Boil it with pasta

In the pooper

Run around outside flopping it around.
Hit an old lady.
Stream it.

Put some chilli or other spicy shit on that bad boy and put it back where you found it.

compare each of them with your own dick, suck each of them, then cum all over them, and post pictures of everything here, then put them back where you found them without cleaning them

up the ass

>>725613561
rer011

Put it in your ass

>>725612576
Spray it with pepper spray, or rub some peppers all over it

put it up da butt

>>725612576
How is this even a question?

-stick it in your ass
-take pic of it in your ass
-print out pic
-put dildo back where you found it, with the picture of it in your ass

Don't put anything. Put it back and leave.

/pol/ was here.

put chilli oil on them and then play the waiting game

>>725612680
Do this then post pic of what it looks like

>>725613754
This and then up the pooper

>>725613412
rollll

Why are you weeding around in her parents shit?

dafuq is wrong with you

>>725612816
This

>>725613777

>>725613644
I can't even wrap my index and thumb around the fucker and /b/ wants it up my ass. Fuck off anon

Put it back and leave.

poopertime

>>725613842
reroll

>>725613412
this

microwave it, get it in the stinky and when it has poo touching it, into your mouth and the video goes to the gf, ofcourse

>>725613803
This. But let's also see a pic of the mom in question

up the butt and put it away with shit on it

>>725613861

>>725613889
So close, yet so far

>>725612673
i wanted to say get a new girlfriend but this one is better.

shit on it , take a pic

>>725612576
It's not that big actually. Average size I'd say.

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>>725613834
Found oxy's one time

>>725613886
Reroll

>>725613860
get bigger hands, duh

>>725612680

do it and punch the shit out of it

>>725613910
this

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>>725613860
if you are 12 you are not allowed in here

>>725613985
this

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>>725613957
Op has tiny hands...
Also..
>>725613412
rolls

Throw it in the oven and leave the house

>>725613888

suck on it

Is that a suction pad on the bottom?
Stick it to a really high up window on the outside of the building

Send a Photo to gf's parents

>>725614079
111

>>725612576

cut it into small pieces, put in bowl, shit on it

>>725614081
fuck me you're boring

>>725614122
Roll

>>725614055
rolling

>>725614137
and putting it in his ass is a more fun idea? I can do that shit at home mate

>>725613412
rolls

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Take a bite out of the head then put it back.

>>725614094
Roöl

>>725612576
glue it to your forehead and wait for them to come back, then act like it's normal

Up the butt date stamp

>>725614199
this

>>725613412
rer011

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>>725614011
iPhone 5 comparison. I'm sorry you have prolapsed your anus w bbc but this fucker is huge to me

Assuming the parents are gone a while longer, tell the girlfriend you got it for her. Tonight, get a pic of it in her pussy. Put the dong back where you found it before the rents get home. Leave a copy of the pic in the bottom of one of the parents' underwear or sock drawers.

Or even better...buy a burner and text the pic to the mom in a week or two.

When your girlfriend asks about the dickus later, tell you lost it and you hope that her mom or dad didn't find it.

>>725614219

roll

>>725614219

this please

>>725614055
reroll

use it on your girlfriend then tell her its her moms

>>725612673
ROLLERINO OH PLS

Pepper spray it and up the butt

>>725612673
rolllllll

>>725614219

kek

>>725614277
Lets see some of her mothers panties too...

>>725612673
r0lllllll

Hide it in some food

>>725614196
you forgot the significant part with the foto for his girlfriend.

>>725612673
R O L L

>>725614277
Don't dig through your Gf's parents shit, and don't post about it on /b/ you've should've known what to expect.

Also if I do by some chance get trips, lube it up and shove it up your ass (gently if you want) and then stick it in your mouth, and then cut it up into pieces, and throw it outside in the driveway, or sidewalk

>>725612673
rolllllllllllllll

Right into your urethra.

Put it in there cereal box

>>725612576
stream the insertion of itinto your anus

>>725612673
rlllllllllll

>>725614219
kek
reroll

>>725612673
roll 6 6 6

clog the toilet with it

>>725614219
reroodle

>>725614777

>>725614568
rerolls

>>725612673
rollllllll

>>725614277
don't worry.
Aspirin and lube will do the preperation job just fine.

>>725612673
OP won't deliver.

>>725612673
Roll

Throw it in hot sause till they come back

>>725614639
this

>>725613412
rolll

>>725612576
Tabasco.. on tip.

>>725614568
reroll

ff

>>725612576
Ask her to peg you with that fucker!

If I get trips I will xpress ship you a harness from amazon, IF you send me a pic of the action.

Cmon bro respect the trips!

Wait till gf gets home. Beat her with it. Pics of aftermath.

>>725614825
reroll op deliver

>>725614863
rolling for thiss

>>725614955
Yoooo

cum on it and put it back

>>725614955
Rollin for this

will buy harness

>>725613780
Roll

>>725612680

reroll

I think if you keep searching you'll find a strapon harness for that fucker. I think that thing has been up daddy's ass.

>>725612576
Put on Mothers panties
Stuff dildo into panties alongside own erect Penis.
Take picture and send to girlfriend.
Post results

Any winrars yet? If not dip in tub of melted butter then coat in cayenne pepper powder then suck it off and tape it.

put it back, weirdo.

>>725615270
Roll

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lube up and shove em in your butt.
also, post pics of gf's moms panties

>>725615270
Rollers

>>725615333
Winrar

>>725615333
WINRAR

>>725615333
WINRAR

put it in her dad's sock drawer inside of a wet towel.

Put it back and respect their stuff.

>>725615067
Reroll

>>725615333
op deliver

>>725614219
THIS PLZ

>>725615333
Winrar!!

>>725615333
OP Don't be a fag and deliver

>>725615333
DO IT OP

>>725615333
God damn dude I look forward to this shit

>>725615333
If you do this you will be our hero

>>725612576
Up your shitter

>>725612576
cut a habanero pepper and rub the oils all over it.

>>725615225
Will also accept this

>>725615333
>>725615333
>>725615333

WINRAR
DO IT FAGGOT!!!

>>725615662
this

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>>725615635
This is the correct and only thing to do with found dildos.

op deliver

>>725615333
>>725615354
>>725615362
>>725615363
>725615363
>>725615457
>>725615507
>>725615514
>>725615560
>>725615592
>>725615596
>>725615682


He only asked for a pic of the panties, so OP doesn't need to show dick in butt, no way to prove if he does it or not.

>>725612576
Post pic of gf's mom

How to get /b/ to give you and your dildo attention.
step1. pretend it's not yours.
step2. ???
step3. profit
:D

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>>725615333
it's time!

>>725615989
oh yeah
now you earned all that /b/ dollars and really achieved something...

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>>725615333
Gf's mom's panties.

>>725616280
You forgot timestamp you faggot

Put it back :)

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Op?

Post a pic of girlfriend using it and mom

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>>725616280

>>725615333
OP here.
Not doing that. Reroll.

>>725616553
Post more

>>725616569
OP is faggot, like usual.

>>725613312
That one on the right actually looks cool, galaxy design?

>>725616569
faggot, gtfo

>>725616569
If this is op you are a fag and everybody should abandon the thread

>>725612673
Rollerino

>>725616173
lol made you reply

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>>725616553

>>725616569
Don't be such a faggot. Shove that dildo in your arse.

>>725616739
that's gay dude

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>>725616739
that's fucking hot.

>>725616739
eww

>>725615333
>>725615333
>>725615333
>>725616569
Trips have spoken, delivar faggot

>>725616869
faggot

>>725616569
>>725612576
This then

>>725616830
not OP but why the fuck would you wanna see that shit? that's gay as fuck

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>>725616922
i guess you're the smart kid in your special education class.

buy black paint and paint all the dildo

>>725614219
rawl

>>725617498
well there we have it folks

>>725617498
ok, all is a lie, OP is gay
threat is over

>>725612576
post gf & gf's moms pictures

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>>725617498
a man a word
you keept your promise OP
here's your reward

btw, nice ass

>>725617498
Was it difficult getting it in there? Or are you already loose from getting pegged all the time?

Also, thanks for deliver. We need more OPs like you.

Mix chili powder and water rub it on dildo let it dry and put it back

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>>725616739

>>725617745
Thread is already over newfag

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>>725617498
Fucker hit my prostate perfectly

So good

>>725617498
Now you're my hero

>>725617584
this made me kek more that the actual picture

>>725617816
dude wtf eww thats gay
faggot

>>725617816
At least op delivered. Still a fag

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>>725617816
good job

>>725617968
Definitely a fag.

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>>725617733
Yeah I had to work myself with my fingers for a while. I've taken dildoes before with my gf, but nothing like that. I feel ripped

>>725617816
It must have been her dad's then.

>>725614447
Does... does this count?

>>725617498
>>725617584
truly we are the pinnacle of internet evolution, we are the chosen people.

>Smear cum all over it.
>Put it back w/o cleaning it
>Profit

Also can we get some pics of your girls panty drawer?

OP has no girlfriend. Dildo and panties belong to OP. OP knew everyone would tell him to shove it up his ass. OP is also wearing a Danzig tshirt which is gayer than his dildo escapades.

>>725618167
Why would it?

Lick it

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>>725618113

>>725617584
Keked so hard I shat myself

>>725614211
Yessssssss

>>725618199
Danzig is great anon actually stfu

>>725618406

Danzig is for guys who like to wear panties and deep throat dildos with their asshole. This thread is literal proof.

>>725618355
I'm pretty sure this is the worst crop job I've ever seen

>>725617816
OP is no longer a faggot.
He's now: a faggot.

>>725612673
roll

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>>725617498
>>725617816
today, OP was not a fag

>>725620329
but still a fag

>>725615889
wtf are you on about?

Confront and punish her when she gets back. You have to assert dominance.

>>725620603
One fag cancelled the other.. but still.