Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725601733
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>725611199
Heat > cold any day, although cold isn't horrible it if isn't windy
>>725610892
>hugs you
bye alice-chan~
>>725611082
stop triggering me.....
>>725611208
Mash would probably rape you and do all the work so it's not gay at all. You were raped.
Oh yeah bye, I'm dizzy and I have to lay down...
>>725611226
Omg I died
I hate when my body automatically wakes itself up. Already off to a bad start
>Hamakaze claimed
It's 420 man.
>claiming
>ITT
>>725611420
>Waifu claiming thread.
Those three words GUARANTEE a shit thread. Doesn't the anime board want you guys there?
カラミチーマス
>>725611497
Oh. Bye
>>725611570
No, we're too random xxD
>>725611570
>Those three words GUARANTEE a shit thread. Doesn't the anime board want you guys there?
Those fifteen words GUARANTEE a fucking retard. Doesn't the trap and cuck threads want you there?
>>725611497
Yeah, but putting myself in that situation knowing it would happen would probably be the same thing.
>>725611727
Same fucking thread ten times a day?
IS MAH WAY-FU D00D HYUCK HYUCK
>>725611859
oh hi chen
>>725611525
Smonk weed
>>725611613
Armpit. Hot.
Obama is retard
>>725611993
Monk weed sounds like an exotic himalayan tea.
>>725612073
>>725612121
Aren't there a lot of different kinds of tea? For me it's just tea, sweet tea, and green tea
Claimed
>>725612432
lucoa claimed
claimed guys
>>725612327
This edit bothers me more than it should
>>725612327
How do I ascend into armpits?
>>725612482
Black tea, green tea, white tea and herbal tea are the main classifications, then there's hundreds of herbal teas and black/green/white with added ingredients. I guess there's fruit tea but that's just dried fruit.
>>725612808
:^)
>>725612811
Get good taste, you pleb.
Armpits are weird.
>>725612869
I'm in the southern US and afaik the three I listed are the only ones people drink. Don't really know anything about tea, I prefer water anyway
>>725612885
Bellies are better tbh
>>725613112
Bellies are pretty good too.
>>725613069
:shrug:
>>725612811
Nothing like having your face buried in a girl's armpit that's freshly shaved and powdered
Claiming best girl
>>725613215
I don't even have a thing for them but I think they can be cute
>>725613215
Bellies are best, to hell with arm pits
>gf let me grab her handles all day long and loved it
>>725613112
>>725613215
A nice flat belly is very nice. Doesn't have to be super toned or have abs. But a soft smooth one is very sexy
>>725613795
Nothing wrong with a smol chub.
>>725613795
>>725613537
Agreed.
>>725613769
I think both are pretty nice, varies from person to person obviously.
You guys above, you know what's good
>>725613795
I'll take a flat belly any day of the week. Bellies that are just a bit toned are pretty good too. Don't really have an interest in abs though.
>>725614009
A bit of chub is very nice
>>725614056
>>725614121
We always knew what was good fam
>>725614009
>>725614232
A small amount of chub (even a little more) can make it look even smoother. Thus resulting in more sexy. >>725614121
Says the guy claiming taiga, seems like you know what's good too.
>>725614833
Sick legs.
Good morning.
>>725615379
Good afternoon
>>725615379
Morning Tomoki
>>725615509
Eh, timezones.
>>725615524
How's it going?
Flat bellies and collar bones are the best. Muscles easily make things ugly.
>>725615766
so im pretty?
haha funny joke
Gotta go paint some galaxies.
>>725615892
At least more pleasing to the eye than your average american-sized person.
>>725615728
I hate them
>>725615728
Pretty good, not dead tired.
How are you today?
>>725616264
Good luck painting galaxies.
A cute face, that's the most important thing in my opinion.
>>725616357
Your waifu is drugs?
>>725616599
am i meant to be seeing faces holy fuck
>>725616489
>cute face
rip me
>>725616489
I'm actually not dead tired either. I installed f.lux on my computer last night and I feel like it must work rather well. My eyes feel much more rested today.
>>725616761
>>725616934
what is your problem
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>>725617047
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>>725616866
Cute is not the same as perfect, different features can be cute on different people.
>>725616928
Love that program, pretty much need it now.
Screens without it feels like looking at the sun after a few hours.
I'm running 3700k on f.lux at all times.
>>725617378
still a freak though, trap body, hairy, shit face, terrible personality
-sad autistic screeching-
>>725617378
There's no way I'd be able to run it at that setting at all times, I'm too used to colors being a certain way.
But I'm certainly sold on the idea of using it at night. Almost as soon as it turned on I could feel my eyes start to rest a bit, and I got tired very soon after.
hello hello good morning you beautiful people!
>>725618055
Hello, anon. How are you this morning?
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>>725618055
Good afternoon
>>725618126
good morning miss Rem! I slept a lot! how are you?
>>725618222
hello hello anon! how are you today?
>>725618174
same! lol!
>>725618293
Bad
>>725617658
Stop worrying, and improve upon what you can, that's all I can say.
>>725618055
Good afternoon Anon.
How's it going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjz4FbfL0EI
Claim
>>725618314
You like Alice and wish Shino good sex anon?
Fucking weirdo..
>>725618174
I'll let her know when I see her hon <3
>>725618337
oh no! I'm sorry friend :( do you want to talk about it?
>>725618337
hello hello miss! I'm well! how are you?
>>725618418
lol!
>>725618491
Please no.. :<
>>725618500
Could you stop? Are you new? How new? Get off 4chan. Stop posting from phone.
>>725618641
haha
>>725618293
It's good that you slept, and I'm doing fine. Having some rice and meat.
>>725618641
okay <3 just know that I'm here and thinking about you. I ope your situation improves soon
>>725618704
rice and meat sounds good! I may have to try that for dinner!
>>725618862
What situation? I think you don't know who dis is.
This is my first time talking to you.
>>725618491
You replied to the same person twice
>>725619004
ah.... that I did!
>>725618319
hello anon! this reply was for you! the second message! >>725618491
>>725618491
Nice.
I'm feeling pretty good today for a change.
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>>725618962
I thought you were the anon not doing well, I'm sorry! still, I'll keep you in my heart as well, mister anon <3
>>725619339
that's good! I'm glad people here are having good days <3
>>725619421
yes you are! good job!
>>725619542
haha no
>>725619542
Thank you.
>>725619421
No you are dumb just like me.
>>725618862
I think it was pork specifically, however it doesn't end there.
claiming iku© as my waifu
>>725619683
yes <3
>>725619967
I may be stuck with chicken or fish instead, but I'll make it work!
>>725620103
I-19 a best.
>>725620103
I-58 is better
>>725619177
There's not really much to talk about
>>725619743
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>>725620367
hey, mister Duke, I'm sorry about last night
I got kind of caught up and I was a bit of a jerk, I think
fuck this code shit is childish
>>725620428
Let's stop being dumb and do something productive.
>>725620414
that's okay <3 I hope your situation improves soon
>>725620581
What happened last night?
>>725620332
A lot of things work with Jasmine rice.
>>725620747
I'm... probably blowing it out of proportion! I just got worked up about you and some other people not doing well and wishing things would improve.
I just felt like I may have been pushy or out of line, so I wanted to make sure I apologized
>>725620997
I think I only have instant white rice, sadly!
>>725621152
>instant
I'm bored, what do?
You people doing anything fun?
>>725621152
>instant rice
It's not instant at all
>>725621278
I know I know :( I should have some good rice instead! it's one of the most basic grains!
>>725621303
it takes maybe 5 minutes, yes
I'm laying in bed still!
my waifu is steve from waifucraft
>>725621451
>quick rice
That's a more appropriate name for it.
Reminds me I should probably cook something with rice one of these days.
I might hop over in bed and play something with my xbox controller actually, sounds comfy.
Dropping by out of boredom
Hello to all
>>725622734
Hooi, how's it going?
>>725622408
I'd call it minute rice, but I think that's an actual brand! and yes, that sounds nice, get relaxed and have a nice time <3
>>725622734
hello hello friend!
>>725622889
Ended up going for TIS-100, sill have some of the last puzzles I need to solve.
Time to reck my brain
>>725622851
Doing alright, just studying for a test I have in 5 hours
And you?
>>725622889
Why would you not post images my dude
Otherwise hello
>>725623035
good luck! I've heard it's a hard game, I think I'd be too dumb for it
>>725623121
hello <3 I'm the anonymous love machine!
>>725623121
Cool, what topic is the test on?
I'm feeling pretty good.
Finally decided on something to do, time to play some TIS-100.
>>725623301
It's not for everyone, it really forces you to think, especially in the later levels.
I'm a big fan of pretty much all the zachtronic games, Infinifactory is amazing.
>>725623460
Very nice
I haven't gotten around to checking that one out yet, how are you liking it?
It's A&P, over blood vessels and the lymphatic and respiratory systems
>>725623301
And you have no images to accompany that identity?
>>725623431
Is that you Shizu
Does this thread has any bullies?
I would assign for that
>>725623635
Fuck me sideways
Good morning all! Returning from yesterday, I'm the anon who likes the music that pops up every now and then. Lurking hear and reading comments y'all seem cool, so that's awesome. I loved bsd.u anonymous love machine! That Mech Assault 2 music was good too! I'll leave a song for y'all since I'm not sure how to go about waifu claiming:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A_F6FS-SIM0
>>725623707
You just identify your waifu, save a lot of any images of her, and post said images
>>725623431
hello hello miss Shizuru!
>>725623460
they look a little too intense for me, but I'm glad you enjoy them <3
>>725623635
I don't need images to love everyone!
>>725623660
I'm the bully here, silly <3
>>725623635
I mean... It looks like me?
>>725623692
Ah, so that's who that is. Hi Renge. How're you?
>>725623815
Hello.
Mash Kill-The-Light!
>>725623752
Thanks, I'll have to find one for next thread. Until then I'll probably just sit back lurk a little more...
I see there is a love machine anon
Is there any hate machine?
>>725623970
I may as well be.
>>725623635
Ahh that's actually really interesting.
I really enjoy it, complicated enough to keep me engaged, I usually get bored the second something gets easy.
Played through most of it a while back, time to pick it back up after I refresh myself on the syntax.
>>725623951
Just poke around, play games, watch shows
When you find her you will know
>>725623815
I suppose not
I'm just accustomed to seeing people post images of qt girls here
>>725623868
I'm doing alright, just tired of studying
You?
>>725623970
Check in sometime when Dio's around
>>725622734
my name jeff
>>725623946
Hi~
>>725621152
Oh. Can't say that I really know what you're talking about
guten tag! all rested and claiming
>>725624206
Have you killed the light today?
>>725623946
Rest well?
>>725624286
You... It's all your fault.
>>725623946
hello hello miss Sono! are you well today?
>>725623970
>>725624039
it's in response to anonymous being usually called the internet hate machine <3 we need love instead!
>>725624175
but you guys are all so cute, I couldn't compete anyway
>>725624210
I hope you're well today <3
>>725624284
hello hello miss Headphones! how are you
>>725624286
I don't think I did? What exactly do you mean with that?
>>725624175
I'm fine. Just woke up, still not all the way awake i suppose.
>>725623970
>hate machine
Several, often times pointing their hate at specific individuals only, but there are a couple who are just hostile to all.
>>725624370
all good, feeling rested and well
how are you?
>>725624284
Damn it's like everyone and their mother can speak German except for me.
>>725624324
I was thinking about you...
And yes I did ^^
>>725624366
Did you buy the Moka pot?
>>725624370
I'm not, I'm still very sick >P What about yourself, Love-chan?
>>725624379
Kill the light of God!
>>725624410
What time is it for you?
>>725624370
That's not the point my man
We're all just here to claim our cute waifus
Shit-talking others is fine and all but at the end of the day I just like seeing qt girls
>>725624192
hi jeff am jared
>>725624145
You'd think so but the lymphatic system is a giant pain in my dick
>>725624370
No. It's just the feeling I get when reading your replies. There's no way I can be that feel-good and chipper just for the sake of it. Seeing that makes my head hurt.
>>725624532
Yo
>>725624532
I honestly don't know what you mean. But if it makes you happy I guess I did?
>>725624600
hello jared
>>725624532
my german is very week, just know pretty much very basic stuff
also I just got over a sickness, I hope you feel better
any specific kind of illness?
>>725624620
Tomoki ^^
>>725624675
You're a baka. Make sure you kill Mash today.
>>725624600
10AM. I'm lazy.
>>725624863
I haven't seen comrade Mash on here for at least 3 days now? And why? He's nice to me.
>>725624532
You know I did...
Only had one cup of it so far, really good coffee.
No regret, over a year of instant coffee pretty much made me forget what good coffee tastes like.
Thanks for the tip.
>>725624499
I'm wonderful, thank you for asking!
>>725624532
oh no :( what's got you under the weather?
>>725624600
it love-talking others acceptable as well?
>>725624620
I'll be happy for your sake as well, then <3
and I'm not happy just for the sake of it, I'm doing it because these threads can get really down and hopefully I can lift someone's mood a bit!
>>725624858
Oh I have anemia...
It's going to take 3 months to get better. What were you sick with?
>>725624936
KILL THE LIGHT
>>725624959
OH shiiiiit you got that fast!
How many cups it is?
Is it sturdy? I got the cheep boot-leg one.
>>725624863
How's it going? I don't know what name you go by
>>725624994
That sounds very much like forcing yourself to be chipper even if you're not. That sounds tiresome.
>>725624994
Anemia~
>Please kill me.
>>725625073
What did he do wrong though?
It feels good to fall asleep after waking up
>>725625073
oh, yeah thats beyond my expertise lol
just had a sore throat/cold kinda thing
knocked it out in a couple days with this nice
soothing spray and some "health" soup
>>725624917
You're in California, I presume? I'm horrible about remembering such things
>>725624994
I would imagine so, yes
I'm not so good at that, though
Low empathy and all
>>725624801
What is this that you're posting now moogster
>>725625078
if I start to feel like I'm forcing it, I'll take a day off, don't worry <3
>>725625106
ah... that's low iron, correct? I'm sorry :(
>>725625151
hello hello miss Hama! are you well today?
>>725625303
then the love posting will continue <3
>>725624600
I can imagine, I sadly know very little about it, would love to learn more at some point.
>>725625073
This is the stupidly expensive one...
It's pretty damn sturdy, easy to take apart and clean too.
It's one cup, I only make coffee for myself so the step up to 3 would be a bit crazy.
>>725625151
falling back asleep is pretty swell, especially when you know it's cold and crap
out, and you can snuggle up nice and cozy
>>725625303
flip flappers
i need to go nut tbh
>>725625078
Call me Sono~
Everything is swell. 9 days ago I found a desktop computer outside with $500 worth of hardware inside and I'm getting around to building a computer for my poor mother with it~
>>725625124
Personally I think he's really nice but that ends up biting him in the butt. He lead on Hamakaze when he should have been honest.
>>725625151
Those tits don't even fit.
>>725625216
T-that's what you get for kissing someone other than your waifu...
>>725625369
Very low apparently because I don't like eating meat and this has been going on for 7 years without me noticing. One more year and I would have died...
>>725625432
Oh my will you buy the 3 cup soon? I'm actually happy you like it! I love mine, but the coffee it makes is too strong
back
>>725625666
Satan?
>>725625504
The faces in that show look so odd to me
Also where is that image
The I had a good wank one
It's about to be very relevant
>>725625369
Feel free then
>>725625432
I can tell you whatever you'd like to know
Otherwise you can search for the openstax cns which has a free online textbook for A&P
>>725625651
ahhh ;~; please take care of yourself, I like your company! don't be sick!
>>725625666
hello hello miss Misaki! how are you today?
>>725625369
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to keep that up for more than a day before reverting back to my usual self. Keep it up, I suppose.
>>725625651
Sono, huh.
Do you have any previous computer building experience, or is this what brought up the questions about me having built my computer?
>>725625303
Washington.
>>725625651
>coffee it makes is too strong
That's why I bought the 1 cup version, knowing myself, I'd drink way too much with the 3 cup one.
Less coffee needed to brew, and it brews faster, which is nice.
>>725625666
>666
Welcome back Misatan
>>725625762
It'd be too many questions, I'll check out the textbook.
I don't read too often, but when I do, that sounds like something I'd enjoy.
Thanks
>>725625651
Ow that, I didn't get much of the story when it happened. I got back right around the time it ended.
>>725625731
always a possibility
>>725625839
I'm alive. Which is to say, always some regrets, a certain level of contentedness, a little anxiety about the future. You?
>>725625651
n-never! im into monogomy
>>725624532
Why?
>>725625762
the art style is super good
i never saved the "i had a good wank" image
>>725618358
get on discord -_-
>>725625943
You are welcome my man
>>725625940
Ahh. It's been a minute since I've been up there. I'm on the opposite side of the the states, as it happens.
>>725626113
It would seem a little odd if you had
And the eyes are excessively large, even for anime
That's what gets me
>>725626049
as long as you learn to accept your regrets and mistakes, that's what's important! while the past may have created who you are today, it doesn't need to define who you are now <3
>>725626250
You could say "hi" or "good morning" first -_-
>>725626413
hi muffin
good morning
get on discord
old man -_-
>>725626306
did billy make you watch it
>>725626460
Hi
Good afternoon
Ok
-_-
>>725625839
Don't you want me to be happy? Only death can free me! I cut myself a few years ago and when I tasted my blood it tasted like pure water. Healthy blood has to have a taste of salt or iron. I should have known something was up...
>>725625912
I have no building experience~ And yes! I want to build one for myself one day, but right now my mom needs a computer.
>>725625943
I should have bought the 1 cup...
You really would drink all 3 cups in one go? After one cup I throw the rest away >_<
>>725626006
I felt bad for both parties involved. Mash never wanted to hurt Hama and Hama really liked Mash.
>>725626049
>backs away
>>725626083
Good girl you should be faithful, until Tali.
>>725626099
b-because I... >//////<
I'm joking, I don't know, I think you're really nice and you're like a flicker of light in my life.
>>725626525
call me bread :(
>>725626522
He's tried to get me to
But I'm busy lately with school
Also I feel no obligation because he won't watch the only couple of things I recommend
>>725626570
Claim one first
>>725626532
Oh, I see.
I'm not really sure why, but that's good I guess
>>725626660
If I ever see you make a bread claiming thread, I'll punch someone -_-
not you though :o
>>725626532
I want everyone happy <3
but death is only freedom from our mortal coil! rather, you should strive for happiness and fulfillment in your life!
I need to go find my hex wrench set, I'll be back!
>>725626754
I meant claim one here
Who would you punch? :o
>>725626532
I could probably fit the contents the 3 cup one brews in my normal coffee cup.
So yeah, I would drink it all rip
>>725626841
maybe with another trip so people don't know I'm autistic
foulaw -_-
>>725626532
That's very kind of you. Building one isn't terribly difficult. There is an abundance of resources online now compared to just a few years ago. The hardest thing about building a computer now is choosing the parts, it seems.
>>725626532
I don't quite grasp your context there
does tali endanger my innocence?
>>725626374
It doesn't have to but it does for some reason.
I can't really shake it. I'm always a bit nervous about the future for my classes, this last semester is the one where I finish all of my difficult courses and I'm just worried I might slip.
And then there's my regrets.... do you happen to have an hour or six free?
>>725626532
>steps closer
>>725626532
It's a shame that it ended badly
>>725626911
Do it then :o
I'll punch you then -_-
>>725626669
Keep being nice to me and I'll kill one person for you free of charge.
>>725626770
It fell behind the bed!
And that's very sweet of you...
>>725626886
Omg don't do it!
Are you still drinking the same brand? Where did you buy that Moka pot?
>>725626644
i got extremely lucky he watched flip flappers
i don't know why he won't watch stuff
>>725626969
why does this waifu remind me of aoi from that one visual novel
>misaki
>>725625369
Im well, just trying to completely wake up You?
>>725625495
Oh yeah. Its like when theres a snow day and your mom walks in and says you dont have to get up.
>>725625651
Yes they do, you're just jealous!
>>725626952
And the money
Have you seen now expensive this is? Shesh.
>>725626969
Tali is going to rape you.
>>725626980
>falls on my butt ;~;
Claimed
>>725626980
I understand you're worry. I had to drop out college actually, I was depressed and I didn't go to classes. I had so much anxiety. I'm sorry you're having a tough time <3
>>725626988
Don't be like Mash, don't ever lead people on because you don't want to hurt them. Hurt them from the start.
>>725627083
You're right I am jealous, I wish I had tits like that.
>>725626992
who's gonna punch you? :o