>You are autistically buying produce at you local supermarket

>>725607845
>autistically
Buying produce?
Wtf?

ayy bb lemme smash

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>>725607845
>Autistically buying produce

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>>725607845
> autistically buying produce

>>725608068
Just another missed abortion who doesn't know what autistic means

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>You are autistically buying produce
nigga wtf are you trying to even say

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>>725607845
>Autistically buying produce

>>725607845

I think OP means where you buy random produce with the intention of looking/eating healthy knowing it's just gonna go bad because you just go home and eat microwaved tendies.

I do it sometimes lol

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>>725607845
>autistically buying produce

>>725607845
*unzips penis*

>>725608701
But how would one do that if they are not living in their moms basement, they wouldn't go grocery shopping. OP is clinically retarded, don't overthink it

>>725607845
That's clearly not the produce aisle retard

>>725608842
> OP is clinically retarded

No, he's autistically buying produce

>>725608873
Top

Ackwardly look away.

Go over to the ready made deli counter. Order bowl of chocolate pudding.

Place face inside bowl to give myself black face.

Grab fried chicken from deli Counter

Walk back to get while also grabbing a watermelon as i pass by it.

Return to her bearing gifts and fitting in with blackface.

Profit.

>>725608873
Kek

>>725607845
Stop showing me things have I can't have.

>>725607845

>reach
>for pantera bread

"You..to..tooo.."

360 degrees and walk away

>>725607845
Grab a hand full of beautiful titty

>>725608920
ACK

nigga why autistically into networking?

>>725607845
Since I am buying produce, I wonder why I am in the tortillas aisle.

>>725608779
>>725608611
>>725608606
>>725608518
>>725608068
>>725607957

>They don't pretend that they are on a deadly black ops mission to extract as much produce with as little normie contact as possible

>They don't hum metal gear music as they browse for empty aisles and then quickly scramble to get as much produce as possible before a normie sights them and they have to do the metal gear caught sound.

>They don't bring a full cart to the self checkout line so they don't have to interact with other humans


Wtf are you guys even doing here?

I'd tell her to turn 360 degrees and walk away from me

>>725607845
force her down

>>725609042
no stealth box?

>>725607845
spontaneous ejaculation

>>725609284
You hop into the cart

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>>725607845

>be me
>realize I'm not in the produce section
>go to the produce section
>buy carrots
>go back to the isle
>open up bag of carrots
>hold one up to my mouth
"Nyeeeh... what's up, Doc?"
>mfw she gives me her number and a blowie
>at the same time

>>725609340
and then box

>>725607845

>walking down the ethnic food aisle, ever

>>725609344
>buy carrots
no
>Autistically buy carrots

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>>725607845
>helo female
>injects kok into female
>go back to autistically shopping produce
>austistically go up to counter to purchase produce
>austistically go to my vehicle
>austistically go home
>autistically wonder why op is this retarded

>>725607845
>'scuse me, bro. You're blocking the pantera.

>>725608701
Thanks OP. You're still a faggot.

>>725607845
>Attempt to hit and quit obvious niggerette looking for a fling
>probably fail
>stalk and gather information on her habits for a month or two
>set up secluded rape cave
>yougonnagetitbitch.abduction
>use multiple straps for each limb section.
>pull all teeth and use guaze
>force feed mushed up food
>after a few weeks prep time, switch her over to a multiple leash system that ensures she can move around a little but only in a kind of suspended puppet with strong straps leading to the roof, walls and floor.
>muzzled, toes/fingers put in tied shoes/mittens on the off chance she gets a hand/foot near one of her restraints
>use her for various forms of sex
>tfw you don't need a gf anymore
>tfw you can be the creepy loner all you want and still get a fuck ton of pussy

Might even get some shipping crates and figure out how to sell a few, dead drop style.

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>>725607845
>You are autistically buying produce

I would offer her a bowl of eggs.

>>725611076
this x1000

>>725607845
ask her how much per lb can i get those melons for?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEErection

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>>725607845
>How do you respond?

My cucumber ...

>>725607845
How does one "Autistically buy" anything?
Do you even know what autism is?
I'm getting sick and tired of people making fun of people with autism or just throwing the term autism around and terms related to autism.
Autism is not a joke nor is it anything to joke about! KYS OP!

>>725609042
The MGS found sound is my text notification sound

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>>725612001
your autism is showing

>>725607845
Make some jokingly flirty eyes at her, give a thumbs up to the cameraman, then go about my business

>>725607845
would probably autistically take a photo and post on /b/ asking what do

>>725607845
>>You are autistically posting on 4chins

ftfy faggot

>>725607845
"nice chocolate!"

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Buy some condoms

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I like to throw bottles from one aisle to aisles several aisles over

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>>725613648