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What's /b/ having for lunch? I'm having some good old

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What's /b/ having for lunch? I'm having some good old chicken tendies feelsgoodman.
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>>725606614
Fucking newfag
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>tfw im actually hit rock bottom
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>>725606754
with what you have there i could save the world from cancer and aids
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>>725606614
fucking euro fag fuck off

sage
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I'm eating tendies too!
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>>725606614
dank weed
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>>725606954
you probably weigh 400lbs americuck
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>>725607165
im big boned
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Lazy today, homemade burger and fries.
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>>725606614
Timestamp those tendies or it never happened.
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>>725607099
are you 12?
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>>725607379
No bacon?
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>>725607667
Nope fresh out of bacon.
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>>725607446
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>>725607729

Theres only 12 months in a year not 15
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>>725607729
Today OP was a good guy.
I hereby bless your meal.
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>>725607803
here in britain we use dates that make fucking sense, sorry
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>>725607803
gr8 b8 m8
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>>725607803

My PC says ur wrong m8
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>>725607890
They make sense to faggots.
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>>725606614
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>>725606614
Mushrooms deep fried in panko flour with home made mayonnaise.
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>>725606754
looks like toothpaste
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>>725607890
>>725607984
limey cunts gfto
this is an american imageboard
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>>725606754
Better than nothing bro but damn
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>>725608135

explains the tp
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>>725607099
Aww mommy plated your tendies so adorably
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>>725608174

>International web address
>Design based on Japanese Image Boards
>Owned by a Gook

Sure it is you yankee fuck.
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>>725608266
Moot is and always shall be the true owner
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>>725608336

Until he sold the site down the river in the hopes of hitting that sweet SJW pussy but got literally cucked.
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>>725608266
what? your still mad we have your 13 colonies? i cant hear you over the sound of our freedom.
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>>725606614
How many GBP did that cost you? I´m still saving up.
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pasta and sausages
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>>725608454
>your
American's have an inflated view of their centrality in British and European affairs in the 1770's-1820's. In Europe, any show of weakness or opening could result in a precursor to "world war," with everyone going all in. The Spanish War of Succession and Austrian War of Succession were continent-wide pile ons, with battles fought in Italy, France, Germany etc.
The American Revolution posed a real threat to British independence. While Washington was a headache, France, Spain and Holland had a real shot of winning if they launched a direct attack on the British Isles - being the equivalent massively powerful Empires of the time. Britain had to retain substantial forces away from the American battlefields while simultaneously facing off against genuine superpowers.
It's telling that while the Revolution is often portrayed as a decisive British defeat because of the decisive American victory, it was really more of mixed result for Britain. While they lost most of the continental colonies (minus Canada, NFLD, and Nova Scotia), it did win decisively in India, replacing its American one with an arguably richer Indian one, all while bankrupting France and humiliating Spain. Strategically, it was in many ways in better shape after the war than before, vis-a-vis the other major world powers.
Also, the number of Americans and Canadians who don't know that the war of 1812 was a sideshow to the Napoleonic wars is remarkable.
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>>725607379
>lazy
>homemade

choose one
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>>725608426
Thats not why he sold it
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>>725608454
9/11 - unlucky.
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>>725608554
my life savings, money well spent if you ask me
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>>725608598
>win decisively in India, replacing its American one with an arguably richer Indian one

>india
>rich

pick one

your just mad you got stuck with a smelly curry nigger shithole that you eventually gave back because it was too hard to control a bunch of smelly curry niggers.

>britain
>superpower

pick one
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Why don't you eurofags slow down and eat a proper breakfast?
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Its only 9;20 here. You eurofags need to slow the fuck down or ask what were having for breakfast.
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>>725607099
This is why we can't have nice planets.
Also dubs chequed.
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>>725608787
because we dont want to get overweight by the age of 20
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>>725608787
blueberry pancakes and bacon?
mah nigguh
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>>725608787
I like being slim.
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>>725608846
Here in anerica we're overweight at the age of 6. Typical eurofags taking forever to do anything
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>>725608633
>choose one
Compared to what I normally cook it's lazy as fuck.
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>>725608787
Ha-ha-ha!
You misspelled "floor sweepings"!
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>>725608882
>I like being slim.
Does your boyfriend like your narrow girlish hips?
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>>725608769

>A vast colony filled with natural resources and a billion slaves which literally doubled the British Economy
>Not rich

>America before 1920
>Relevant

Pick one
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>>725608918
cant even spell with your fat sausage fingers
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>>725608962
>shitting in the streets
>invented flushing toilets

pick one
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>>725608938
Here, I whipped up a power lunch for you eurofags.
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>>725606614
2 eggs omelette with white cheese and red pepper
and a green salad
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>>725608856
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>>725609250
Why does American bacon look so shitty?
This is typical British bacon.
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>>725607379
Friscobröd?
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>>725609236
how does that take your hunger away? Are you manlet? Omelette requires atleast 5 eggs.
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>>725609212
are you on a diet?
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>>725609635
why even bother cooking it? just blend and drink that shit
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>>725609675
That was from last summer, eating from my garden.
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>>725609212
>Steak Knife
>Eating Veggies
GTFO F4gg1t
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>>725609413
Fuck off with your disgusting chewy rashers. I love the crunch of some well cooked streaky bacon.
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>>725606614
where is the hot/buffalo sauce? waste of good tendies if you ask me.
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>>725609991
ranch4lyfe
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>>725610053
Drugs will just ruin your life.
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>>725608962
see
>>725610176

at least we have real drugs and real crime and real weapons and not just stabbing people with a butter knifes
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>>725610176
Does natural weed count?
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>>725610029
git that nasty shit away from me
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>>725610370
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Fuck you OP, still have 2 hours before I can eat. Asshole
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>>725610454
eww ranch "dip" is even worse. i thought you were talking about ranch dressing at least

BUFFALO SAUCE WILL REIGN FOREVER
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>>725610518
>eating at specific times

what are you 12?
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>>725610663
>>725610454
You are both wrong
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>>725608104
>Home made mayonnaise
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publix sub
>sunflower bread
>turkey swiss & mayo
>lettuce
>banana pepper
>pickle
>cucumber
>jalepeno
>submarine sauce

and a bag of puff cheetos
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>>725610664
no but i work at chuck e cheese and i have to wait on a bunch of 12 year olds before i can go on break
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>>725609502
>Friscobröd?
Jadå. Min favorit.
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>>725610745
nah nigguh

get that dominos imposter shit out of here
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>>725610818
how many of them have you molested today then?
whats your all time daily record?
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>>725610964
3 today

all time record 10
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>>725610271
>boasting about crime
>boasting about the very people who would stab and steal from him

WEW
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>>725606754
why not put a bit of salat in that you lazy fuck?
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>>725611114
i can do all that because of our freedom
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>>725608921

Fan vad duktigt. Kan du inte berätta mer om hur duktig du är?
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>>725611111
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>>725610920
okay, okay, agree to disagree but how about we just laugh at pizza hut for a bit eh?
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>>725610862
ARABS ALERT. ISIS IS HERE
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>>725611239
Kan jag väl. Har kockutbildning. Räcker det?
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>>725611388
Nej
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>>725606614
Lunch of kings for me anon
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>>725611561
u fookin wot m8? that dont look like no greggs sausage roll.
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>>725611646
Picture for ref only, though I prefer Aulds to Greggs. Both are top notch.
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>>725611239
>>725611388
>>725611544
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>>725611266
ayy my 3rd quints ever!
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>>725611764
Don't know where that is but this is my hometown.
Nothing but Swede's and Finns here.
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>>725606614
havin my usual nothin
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>>725611267
I would love to "dip it!" in that spicy buffalo
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>>725611877
ill dip my nuts in your ass if you dont gtfo
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>>725608454
>America
>Free
XD
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>>725610319
Weed will cause you to risk permanent losses in IQ and have learning difficulties.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/your-kids-brain-on-pot-the-real-effects-of-marijuana-on-teens/article21127612/
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>>725609954
>doesn't know how to cook back bacon right
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>>725610664
Nah fam, employed
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Hungry
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>>725612113
>>725612113
>>725612113
>>725612113
>>725612113
eurofags get out

your all being cucked by by a load of belgians
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>>725606614
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>>725612329
>2017
>employed
ishygddt

fucking wagecucks
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>>725612041
oh is that so? ill dip my pocket knife in your jugular faggot
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>>725606614
You disgusting pig
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>>725607379
>>725608095
>>725608557
>>725608787
>>725611561
How do you eat such a heavy lunch and manage to function for the rest of the day? I would straight pass out if I tried eating that shit in the middle of the day
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Motormuizen
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>>725612496
shhh, calm down billy. we know your a big boy, nice and strong. you have nothing to prove to us.
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>>725612496
I can smell the fear and insecurities on you
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>>725612496
Careful everyone. We got an internet tough guy here.
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coffee and pills
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>>725611267
dip it!
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>>725612551
>How do you eat such a heavy lunch and manage to function for the rest of the day?
Gives me energy. I don't wake up properly until my lunch meal.
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>>725606614
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>>725612799
britfag?
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>>725612647
bruh i didn't start the shit talking
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>>725612799
what's in the pills?
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>>725612945
It's the pills that turn into dinosaurs when you put them in liquid.
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>>725612799
nice dubs what kinda pillz r we dealing with here?
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>>725610176
I've smoked this twice
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>>725612899
my nigga. Soylent is my shit
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>>725612921
nah
>>725612945
Duloxetine. Nothing that fun or illegal.
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>>725612945
>paracetamol
>>725613036
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>>725613006
Nice
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>>725613092
>nah

wait, i should have known, its not a cup of tea
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>>725613091
Hell yeah.
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>>725613006
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>>725612937
no but by the sounds of things, with all the buffalo sauce you eat, your shit is probably burning
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>>725613006
the dino is in the mug
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>>725613287
It almost makes too much sense
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>>725613279
that's what all my friends say but lo and behold, my butthole remains comfortable. you see, ive been eating retarded amounts of spicy food/buffalo sauce for as long as i can remember and perhaps my anus has developed a tolerance for such a diet although i can never recall any anal burning. its no task for me to sit down and eat 50 buffalo wings (extra sauce of course) i got iron guts. im probably contributing to an early death but fuck it.....that sweet sweet buffalo

everytime i go to waffle house i get what my friend Mitch calls "the diarrhea special" a triple order of hashbrowns, with ham, cheese, and chili, absolutely swimming in Tabasco and heinz 57. #UNSCATHEDBUTTHOLE

pic related, its my weekly intake of hot sauce.
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>>725606614

I just ate two of this bad boys with a can cola. I'll be good for the next 6 hrs or so. And not even poor, just too fucking lazy to cook and do dishes.
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>>725613721
i dont even know what to say...
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>>725613809
mmm gas station burrito. you put hot sauce on it?
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>>725613864
i reckon you should be in awe at how much hot sauce the human body can withstand
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>>725613809
>>725613874
>you put hot sauce on it?

yup, it's essential. I had a gf who cooked healthy for both of us, but after she left, I was back to my old ways. Good, cheap, fast food.
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>>725607379
>Lazy today, homemade burger and fries

WTF? when I do this at home is a fucking event. Lazy for me is a frozen pizza or burrito.
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>>725614021
damn skraight. whats your brand of sauce? i used to have a gf that would whip up delicious healthy meals too. ohhh christine, how i miss your cooking and cum guzzling
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>>725606754
Is that toothpaste
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>>725614164
Don't eat stuff like that.
Making a burger is simple, takes a few minutes.
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>>725614254
hemorrhoid ointment
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>>725612551
I like to eat my big meal at lunch and then have a lighter dinner. The big heavy dinner makes it hard to sleep. During the day it's totally fine for me.
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>>725606614
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>>725607890
You drive on the wrong side of the road for fuck sakes. Your countries gene pool is struggling at best.
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>>725614200

have you seen their youtube show? I have half their sauces copied straight from the show. I got them just for the hell of trying them out, and I like most.
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AZ Mexifag here. Almost 8A.M. Having some nice brekfist
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>>725612551
We don't have diabetes.
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>>725614514
Hot Ones is fucking amazing. Best one is either where Chong is to stoned to care about how hot they are or when Bobby Lee shits himself because they're too hot
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>>725614514
no but i feel like i need to watch it. myself, im a 67 cent grocery store brand hot sauce man. tht good vinegary spicy taste.
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>>725609413
Dude that's gross. Only the mentally ill eat floppy uncooked bacon.
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>>725614534
make sure to put hot sauce on the bacon and sausages!
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H O T S A U C E
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>>725614514
>>725614646
>when Bobby Lee shits himself because they're too hot

LOL, this is one of their best episodes. That dude is crazy funny.
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2 bud lights and a chicken drumstick
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>>725606614
Nice hhkb
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>>725612898
All the booze and alcohol keeps me running.
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Europoor here. Why is everyone obsessed with hot sauce ? Here we just have tabasco and it doesn't really taste good, its just spicy, a good pepper sauce beat it hands down.
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>>725614985
dunno about the alcohol but i heard booze can do that.
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>>725615049
I'll eat a whole 14" pizza too. I'm American, but never exceed 150lbs in my life.
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>>725615022
Get some Sriracha if you want a hot sauce thats adds flavor to food. Tabasco doesnt really add anything to a dish other than heat.
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>>725614985
I run of alcohol as well.
Work 8 hours with nothing but a bottle of vodka in my pocket. No problems. Makes my job less boring.
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>>725614534

man this is what you need. A guajolota; gourmet at its finest.
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>>725615204

That looks like itd stop you up for a week. What is it a mash potato roll?
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>>725614948
Hot sauce on it?
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>>725615203
Unfortunately I can't do that at my work. I wrangle retards at their group home at night. I'll definitely fuck something up. Wish I could bring my flask filled with 100 proof rum to work. I have to pass medication, and well I could go to jail for neglect if it's bad enough.
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>>725615022
git your ass out of Europe and git to america. we got the real hot sauce here
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>>725615289

it's pelican vomit after force feeding it avocado and whale meat. it's a delicacy.
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>>725615202
hot sauce fiend here.

sriracha is NASTY

goddam doobies and their chinese grove
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>>725615444
>today I'm going to eat bird vomit.
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>>725615444
Where in the fuck are you from? Literal question
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>>725615551
its not so bad, i like garlicky stuff though. It at least tastes of something.
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>>725615604
>>725615675

>I take everything i read on the internets deadly serious
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>>725615551
Honestly I'd rather eat real cut up peppers with the seeds. It's more satisfying to me than sauce.
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>>725615784
You're God Damn fucking right I do. Nobody lies on the interwebs.
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>>725615784
Well it looked good anyway. What was it?
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Prolly gonna get wendy's here in about four hours
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>>725615675

you are "literally" taking me seriously? i'm sorry but i guess i have the imagination to come up with twisted shit like that. i'm 40, in arizona, and a little drunk and stoned. i've never eaten anything that weird except for maybe cow tongue when i was little because my grandparents liked it.
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>>725615444
In all fairness some of the shit people eat in the world it wouldn't surprise me.
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>>725616089
Cool I'm drunk and stoned in Illinois.
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>>725606614
where can a /bro get such amazing looking chicken tenders?
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>>725609413
because it's the fattier part of the belly, and americans typically burn the shit out of it.
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>>725606614
what are you, fucking 6? tbh tendies are fucking nice but still, pussy is good lunch
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you boys like pickled okra?
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>>725608095
looks like nigger food
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>>725616192
ebay
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>>725616189
>>725616089

>drunk and stoned at <10am

Jesus, and I thought it was bad being faded at 3pm
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Preparing lunch
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>>725616324
>are you six?
>says bullshit that even a six year old wouldn't say
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>>725614534
mostly carbs from the pancakes and toast, mostly fat from the bacon, high cholesterol from those whole eggs, and mostly sugar from that juice. Looks delicious
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>>725616324
would be if you could get any
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>>725616500

Hot sauce on it. I command you my son
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>>725616457
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>>725616500
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>>725616498
I just got off work at 9am. It's close to my midnight.
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I fucked your mom
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just a friendly reminder

HOT SAUCE WILL REIGN FOREVER AS THE MOST NOBLE OF CONDIMENTS
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>>725616519
Did you not read the post ? Mexican, needs the energy to work the fields
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>>725616582
PUT ON THE SAUCE
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>>725608846
Bruh I can promise you that you're a bit overweight.
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>>725616751
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>>725616799
or to do sheetrock. the white sheetrockers round here use what's commonly referred to as "meth"
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>>725612249
>effect on teens

Thankfully I'm not a child like you anon
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>>725617126
He's just some random bot pushing disinformation
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>>725617126
he just fucks children, in the ass, like a choo-choo train
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i put hot sauce on my wife's pussy before i eat her out

very enjoyable for the both of us
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>>725614899
No Aardvark/10
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I like hot sauce as much as the next guy but if you pour that shit all over everything it just means you're eating shitty flavorless food that needs drowning in heat to be anywhere near good
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>>725617491
looks gucci
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>>725617655
it enhances already good food

i also like to pour A1 steak sauce over fritos and eat them with a fork
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>>725606614
Grandparents are coming to town so we are going out to lunch, pic related. Dubs decide what I get.
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>>725618122
>When you forget the pic because you have to fill out seven captchas
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>>725618171
Blue ribeye, baked potato and a veggie.
Partner with something from Stone Brewing Co if available.
Never been to the restaurant but if I had a steak that's how I'd do it.
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>>725617811
You're trash
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>>725618122
>>725618171

> T-bone steak, medium well

but don't forget the hot sauce.
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>>725606954
Tfw a newfag thinks sage still works
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>>725606954
>announcing sage
rip you
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i musta had one too many blunts today
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>>725617491
My nigger. You in the northwest?
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>>725619207
southeast
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>>725619207
Fuck yeah dog Puget Sound area FTW
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>>725619332
Same, Greenwood Seattle master race nigga. Although I admit I'm considering becoming Tacoma master race. It's a much less expensive race.
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>>725606954
>Saying you saged
he is kill
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>>725620080
Green lake, Seattle as a matter of fact. Fuck I might have walked right by you last saturday lol.
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>>725619332
>>725620080
Bellingham is fucking awesome if you don't mind half the population being hipster faggots.
Most of the bitches are pretty hot too.
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>>725620512
You guys have a great burrito place too, I think it's called Casa Que Pasa or some shit.
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>>725620508
Nice, I ate breakfast for lunch at the Dish in Green Lake yesterday. The one in Ballard is better tbh but I was in the neighborhood.
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>>725620762
I'd live at the Dish if I could.
Did you ever go to the Hurricane Cafe back in it's time? It was a better Beths.
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>>725620608
YEEAAAHHH MAN.
Super good, I used to get a nice discount when I worked for a locksmith. We did their locks, security system and safe. We gave them a good deal and they gave us a discount card for 2 years.
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>>725609250
As a eurofag I will never understand mixing sweet and salty to this extent.
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Ayyy hhkb bro
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>>725616064
Fuck it I'm going to Wendy's now, I can't wait that long.
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gonna cook up some pork fillet with rice. going to sear the fillet for a min or so then cook it through in some broth. if i get any stock from the searing ill make some bomb gravy my dudes. anyone wants to come over?
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>>725622524
How do you just conjure up gravy from pork fat? I never understood the wizardry that is gravy
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>>725607803
You've never left your hometown have you lardass?
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>>725622524
That sounds amazing. I made a pot roast with potatoes carrots and peas last night, so leftovers for lunch. Tried making gravy from the broth but I fucked it up.
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